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The Halloween to Christmas pipeline is real and so are the vibes. Join Sammy and Becky as they dissect the final weekend of NWSL regular season action and all of the drama and scorelines that decided it all, including Becky and the Thorns' famous win over Angel City. Becky speaks to Christine Sinclair's last ever home appearance and the magic on the ball. They also get into Racheal Kundananji's "Get Over Here," and Chicago's slip that made them the bottom playoff seed. Then, it's quarterfinal weekend ahead! They dissect each match up including the epic match up of Orlando vs. Chicago on Amazon prime as well as the historic and terrifying Good Vibes Derby where Becky and Lynn will face off in a win-or-go-home this coming weekend. Get everything you need to know and keep the vibes high today!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Track Listing: 1. Welcome to Permadeath (Intro) - 0:57 2. Altered Beast - 3:14 3. Boomerangs & Magic Swords (Interlude) - 1:07 4. Upon The TriForce - 4:38 5. Demonology 101 (Interlude) - 1:22 6. This is Doom! - 3:05 7. One Last Life (Interlude) - 1:12 8. Another Castle - 4:18 9. Get Over Here! (Interlude) - 0:56 10. Test Your Might - 3:34 11. Hey! Mr. Eggman (Interlude) - 0:47 12. Blue Hurricane - 2:54 13. Killed by a Crow (Interlude) - 1:10 14. It's Resident Evil - 4:02 15. All Secrets No Deaths (Interlude) - 0:50 16. Castlevania - 3:49 17. Don't Stop The Beat (Interlude) - 1:00 18. Dance Dance Revolution (Till the Death) - 3:58 19. Eat Dirt You Atrocities (Interlude) - 1:19 20. Earthworm Jim - 2:38 21. Cassidy is Gone (Interlude) - 1:13 22. Maximum Carnage - 2:32 23. Gates of Permadeath (Interlude) - 1:28 24. One Winged Angel - Featuring Ty Christian (Lords of the Trident) - 4:09 25. Game Over (Finale) - 1:06 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's June, so that means it's time for the AIPT Movies podcast's “Junesis” series! Where we cover movies based on/revolving around video games! In this week's episode, Alex, Tim, and Matt are joined by comic book artist/writer Tony Sedani (Return to Rander, Skin Deep), to discuss Paul W.S. Anderson's first journey into the world of video game adaptations, 1995's Mortal Kombat!Endearingly dated VFX! A lovably awkward-looking four-armed monster man with back problems! A delicious turkey dinner being heartlessly discarded! Surprisingly faithful character designs! An unexplained cybernetic eye! More high kicks than you can count! A committed cast that includes Robin Shou, Bridgette Wilson, Linden Ashby, Trevor Goddard, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, and a wonderfully-miscast Christopher Lambert! An iconic EDM soundtrack that not only influenced future Mortal Kombat games, but possibly also The Matrix and 1998's Blade! An enjoyably sincere and campy movie with vibrant colors and impressive sets that looks shockingly expensive by modern standards, which despite its watered down gore, may also be one of the most faithful and successful video game adaptations of all time!In addition, everyone shares their spoiler-free thoughts on Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga, while Tony talks about In A Violent Nature, and Alex discusses the remarkably bizarre 1999 rom-com, Never Been Kissed!You can find AIPT Movies on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. As always, if you enjoy the podcast, be sure to leave us a positive rating, subscribe to the show, and tell your friends!The AIPT Movies podcast brings you the latest in movie news, reviews, and more! Hosted by supposed “industry vets,” Alex Harris, Tim Gardiner, and Matt Paul, the show gives you a peek behind the scenes from three filmmakers with oddly nonexistent filmographies. You can find Alex on Instagram and Twitter @ActionHarris. Matt is a terrific artist that you can find on Instagram @no_wheres_ville. Tim can't be found on social media because he doesn't exist. Tony Sedani can be found on Instagram @tsedani. If you have any questions or suggestions for the AIPT Movies crew, they can be reached at aiptmoviespod@gmail.com, or you can find them on Twitter @AIPTmoviesPod.Theme song is “We Got it Goin On” by Cobra Man.

FARRO! Good sire! My liege! Come quickly, We've not much to tell you; But even less time,, to do so. …why? Because! Here they come! It's lost– Now, it's gone Now, you run. Don't run off On your mark (marker) Get set I'm gonna need a clapboard for this. What brought you up It was under the table What woke you up? It was aprt of a song or something– The line was Notch in your bedpost Line in a song Notch in a bedpost Line in a song Red rover, Come lover come Incubus/ succubus Yup. Run. Incubus/ Succubus “The Incubus, Succubus Song” THIS IS ALL OF THE SONGS. Suxks balls. DAAAAAMN What woke YOU up Hot lava. NOPE. Interdisciplinary aleegience to the illuminati. yup . damn , you suck. What was I gonna do? Work at Walmart, like the rest of us. NOPE. KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF AGAIN Uh uh JUST JUMP. …rope. HANG—---------------------------------------------------------------GLIDER. Slow down, would you. NOPE. Great, gotta go find that guy now… TOM HANSON WHAT FOR?! CHANCE THE RAPPER AH. great . nw i dropped my hat. GOD That's another$15,000 DO the hat dance. Which one the – one with the sobreros OOh. Somber Hoes. We like those. MEANWHILE Nope. its really stuck in there. It's never gonna come out Will this suffice. yeah . i'm up. yeah ,i guess this is what method looks like When you're anchored to an island that basically functions as a giant A GIANT A giant fucking antenna. W0AH. JUST DO IT ALREADY. LET GO. NOOO. Ok. i'm gonna throw up Don't throw up, cause if i let go *lets go* OH LOOK. A RAINBOW. NOOOOOOOO nOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO This is getting difficult NO it isn't. I'm going to be candid for just a moment… GOD WHAT I need you to answer my question– which QUESTIOn. The–i mean like Pretty much all the questions. I'm just now only to S Shh. don't say it. It might come back. COELACANTH! COELACANTH! spectacular . It really was. Hmmm. …. MAXWELL ,....Cola cans. Ok. Now i'm trippin balls. COELACANTH …erm… Come on, man– This is ridiculous. RIDICULUS! Riddikulus Wtf kind of cloud is THIS. A cumulus Gazuntite. COELACANTH …bananas. WHAT?! IT SPEAKS. IT WANTS BANANAS! GIVE IT BANANAS. Oh shit! It's– THE NANNY NAMED FRAN Way back then. EVEN THEN. ILLUMINATI OPEN MY EYE CHILD NO ILLUMINATI FINE. I'LL DO IT. AAAAA –bless you. Oh, it's you again. Zoboomafoo Hey boss. Hey what. Can you send me another one? MORE FRY SAUCE. Fuck, dillon. Why are you so fucking fat right now? WHY GOD. I like ur boobs tho. They are nice. –What! I gave you Keisha! Yeah, i like her and all, it's just EXT. ONE NIGHT. SOMEWHERE. …when? WHENEVER Look, i'm gonna be like, the highlight of your whole life, alright. …alright! but first things first what. Gotta get that– Revisions. HOW MANY REVISIONS OF COMPLICATIONS IS THIS TEN I WANT THAT PLUG. denied . GIVE ME THAT fuck . what . I got a show tnight. I gotta get… gone . Did she go? no . Why not? There it is? What, Elle? That–that color. Why on earth would you ever want to be that blonde? DO IT AGAIin. Ok. CUT TO: [THE COSMIC AVENGER has turned Ū (for literally ALL intensive purposes) into a PINECONE. That's it? That's the trup. That's it. That's the trip? I guess. AHAHA I HAVE TURNED YOU NOW AND FOREVER INTO A TROLL DOLL. NO. (amen) YOU DONE DONE IT AGAIN. MESSAGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE Hi, I'm Seven. Ok. This is CUT BACK TO: it was good. It was “ok” It was GREAT It's just– It's just what, dickface. JUST DO IT. JOSH PECK I AM. JUST. DOING IT. AND DOIN iT AND DOIN IT AND DOIN IT RUN INDIGENEUSES AYAYAYAYA EYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE [ILLUMINATI, UNLOCKED] I gotta get out of this game, yo. This is unreal. *passes the torch* Oh NO Yur an OLyMpIAn NO NO RUN Uh. What shall I do with this? (no = response whatsoever) I know. I shall give this to Uh THE POPE THE POPE. [looking down at garb] What am I, THE POPE? Hey look. A rope. This had better not be for hanging yourself with. Ok. This isn't political. HEY LOOK, A NOOSE. that's … there. HEY LOOK, ANOTHER NOOSE Ok. i have to get out of the deep south now. Wtf year is this. like right NOW. DAMN. JUMP. NO. Let go. NO. Look at this WTF IN THE FUCK INT. WHENEVER. IN THE FUCK. wait , bring this guy back real quick ANDY SANDWHICH sure , why not Hold on, let me try ANDY SANDBOUROUGH Huh ANDY Look. ok. I lied. Lied about what. I NEVER LIE. I see yur face at night, I learn to dream. What the fuck is this. Hold on, i'm breaking into song. THAT'S SO RAVEN look . if my visions ever get THI vivid. Oh. i get it. I am the Illuminati. just TURN IT OFF. TURN IT OFF. TURN IT OFF. ok . this is awful. Get more stoned *deep inhale* Yur right. It rocks. see . CUT BACK, like WAY WAY BACK Get in the way, way back why Cause you're like, small enough SAUL. WHat I NEED– wait . is that guy a lawyer There was a spinoff. How'd that show go again? SHUT THE LIGHTS OFF. WAT. NOW TURN THEM BACK ON I'm gonna get killed. *sniffs* nope . still not high enough. CHRIST, HOW MANY DRUGS IS THAT GUY ON. ok , lets just be honest. I can't write that. Why. DOCTOR …is this the right dimension. MICHAEL HACKSON No. no it is not. Put me back under, Doc. DOCTOR Are you sure? Maybe you need like, a white doctor MICHAEL NO, You're the right one. Lets go. Lets stop now, this is awful. Hold on, my wings are comin in. If you're not gonna let go, Then i will DON'T. GOD BALLS See look. This is my show now. okay , it's my turn. ROCK How ya doin, Jared JARED bad . i'm bad. THE WHOLE ISLAND w0w So that's how much that costs. ah , the rock sauce DWANE JOHNSON I'M A GOD NO, NO, NOOOOO Turn this off. I like. Srsly cant. PAPARAZI THERE S/HE is! [RU PAUL IS GOD] RU Ok. that wa savage KU//KA So wait, ALL these bitches like to copy me? All of them. I'M A GOD Fuck that. I wanna be a rockstar now! What. ROCKSTAR ok , i gotta like Get like, diagonal, or something Holy shit, broh. I've been flying this meaphrical kite out of my [BACKEND] For like wait , how long's it been STORY LORD GET IN THE HOLE NO. RICK I told you, there was a twist JUSTIN Put me back in RICK NO. YOU DIE NOW. AHA. OUT OF THE GAME. I QUIT. I WIN. IN REAL TIME: Uh oh ! You're out of coffee. Uh oh. I DO NOT want to go to trader joes. For some reason, These two weirdos, at one point Before we were famous, maybe way , way before that Why because , i just MET her. She's not my friend. She's my MY BESTFRIEND. BEST FRIENd who is this Tell her is skrillex. She'll get it. WAKE UP, IT'S SKRILLEX I AM NOT GOING TO You have to go. You showed us. Now you have to go. LIZ LEMon LEM Aww, come ON. *kaBOOM* You have to have watched this show to even get that. Can't. Why not. Can't watch that show. Can't watch this. Can't listen to that. What happened. NOTHIN. KITE ATTACK LIZ LEMON (drunkenly) I–DO–NOT WANT– TO GO TO THERE. It shouldn't be that staggered. It should not be that hard to kidnap that chick. It could be. If she was THIS FAT GET. IN NO THEVAN I donT WANNA GO TO FAT CAMP Too bad. Cause that's attractive GODDAMN. yeah dawg, she's like 4'10 really?! YAS. wtf. EXT. BEDROCK. DAY. …Pebbles? ………..BAMBAM? DAMN! DAM We should definitely build this yeah . put this here. WHY ARE WE BEAVERSSSSSSS. cause . Fuck dude. I gotta get back to 2025 This whole place is gone now. why . Tell me why oh god almighty GOD ALMIGHTY EVAN Oh no. it's a story hole STORY LORD K bye Fuck it, we're Gone now. THE TIME MACHINE. OH. IT”S BACK. GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT I don't get it. Whats up. It's like…. It's like, raining bananas,but they ‘Re going “UP” neeeeeee000oooooww BOOM

FARRO! Good sire! My liege! Come quickly, We've not much to tell you; But even less time,, to do so. …why? Because! Here they come! It's lost– Now, it's gone Now, you run. Don't run off On your mark (marker) Get set I'm gonna need a clapboard for this. What brought you up It was under the table What woke you up? It was aprt of a song or something– The line was Notch in your bedpost Line in a song Notch in a bedpost Line in a song Red rover, Come lover come Incubus/ succubus Yup. Run. Incubus/ Succubus “The Incubus, Succubus Song” THIS IS ALL OF THE SONGS. Suxks balls. DAAAAAMN What woke YOU up Hot lava. NOPE. Interdisciplinary aleegience to the illuminati. yup . damn , you suck. What was I gonna do? Work at Walmart, like the rest of us. NOPE. KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF AGAIN Uh uh JUST JUMP. …rope. HANG—---------------------------------------------------------------GLIDER. Slow down, would you. NOPE. Great, gotta go find that guy now… TOM HANSON WHAT FOR?! CHANCE THE RAPPER AH. great . nw i dropped my hat. GOD That's another$15,000 DO the hat dance. Which one the – one with the sobreros OOh. Somber Hoes. We like those. MEANWHILE Nope. its really stuck in there. It's never gonna come out Will this suffice. yeah . i'm up. yeah ,i guess this is what method looks like When you're anchored to an island that basically functions as a giant A GIANT A giant fucking antenna. W0AH. JUST DO IT ALREADY. LET GO. NOOO. Ok. i'm gonna throw up Don't throw up, cause if i let go *lets go* OH LOOK. A RAINBOW. NOOOOOOOO nOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO This is getting difficult NO it isn't. I'm going to be candid for just a moment… GOD WHAT I need you to answer my question– which QUESTIOn. The–i mean like Pretty much all the questions. I'm just now only to S Shh. don't say it. It might come back. COELACANTH! COELACANTH! spectacular . It really was. Hmmm. …. MAXWELL ,....Cola cans. Ok. Now i'm trippin balls. COELACANTH …erm… Come on, man– This is ridiculous. RIDICULUS! Riddikulus Wtf kind of cloud is THIS. A cumulus Gazuntite. COELACANTH …bananas. WHAT?! IT SPEAKS. IT WANTS BANANAS! GIVE IT BANANAS. Oh shit! It's– THE NANNY NAMED FRAN Way back then. EVEN THEN. ILLUMINATI OPEN MY EYE CHILD NO ILLUMINATI FINE. I'LL DO IT. AAAAA –bless you. Oh, it's you again. Zoboomafoo Hey boss. Hey what. Can you send me another one? MORE FRY SAUCE. Fuck, dillon. Why are you so fucking fat right now? WHY GOD. I like ur boobs tho. They are nice. –What! I gave you Keisha! Yeah, i like her and all, it's just EXT. ONE NIGHT. SOMEWHERE. …when? WHENEVER Look, i'm gonna be like, the highlight of your whole life, alright. …alright! but first things first what. Gotta get that– Revisions. HOW MANY REVISIONS OF COMPLICATIONS IS THIS TEN I WANT THAT PLUG. denied . GIVE ME THAT fuck . what . I got a show tnight. I gotta get… gone . Did she go? no . Why not? There it is? What, Elle? That–that color. Why on earth would you ever want to be that blonde? DO IT AGAIin. Ok. CUT TO: [THE COSMIC AVENGER has turned Ū (for literally ALL intensive purposes) into a PINECONE. That's it? That's the trup. That's it. That's the trip? I guess. AHAHA I HAVE TURNED YOU NOW AND FOREVER INTO A TROLL DOLL. NO. (amen) YOU DONE DONE IT AGAIN. MESSAGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE Hi, I'm Seven. Ok. This is CUT BACK TO: it was good. It was “ok” It was GREAT It's just– It's just what, dickface. JUST DO IT. JOSH PECK I AM. JUST. DOING IT. AND DOIN iT AND DOIN IT AND DOIN IT RUN INDIGENEUSES AYAYAYAYA EYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE [ILLUMINATI, UNLOCKED] I gotta get out of this game, yo. This is unreal. *passes the torch* Oh NO Yur an OLyMpIAn NO NO RUN Uh. What shall I do with this? (no = response whatsoever) I know. I shall give this to Uh THE POPE THE POPE. [looking down at garb] What am I, THE POPE? Hey look. A rope. This had better not be for hanging yourself with. Ok. This isn't political. HEY LOOK, A NOOSE. that's … there. HEY LOOK, ANOTHER NOOSE Ok. i have to get out of the deep south now. Wtf year is this. like right NOW. DAMN. JUMP. NO. Let go. NO. Look at this WTF IN THE FUCK INT. WHENEVER. IN THE FUCK. wait , bring this guy back real quick ANDY SANDWHICH sure , why not Hold on, let me try ANDY SANDBOUROUGH Huh ANDY Look. ok. I lied. Lied about what. I NEVER LIE. I see yur face at night, I learn to dream. What the fuck is this. Hold on, i'm breaking into song. THAT'S SO RAVEN look . if my visions ever get THI vivid. Oh. i get it. I am the Illuminati. just TURN IT OFF. TURN IT OFF. TURN IT OFF. ok . this is awful. Get more stoned *deep inhale* Yur right. It rocks. see . CUT BACK, like WAY WAY BACK Get in the way, way back why Cause you're like, small enough SAUL. WHat I NEED– wait . is that guy a lawyer There was a spinoff. How'd that show go again? SHUT THE LIGHTS OFF. WAT. NOW TURN THEM BACK ON I'm gonna get killed. *sniffs* nope . still not high enough. CHRIST, HOW MANY DRUGS IS THAT GUY ON. ok , lets just be honest. I can't write that. Why. DOCTOR …is this the right dimension. MICHAEL HACKSON No. no it is not. Put me back under, Doc. DOCTOR Are you sure? Maybe you need like, a white doctor MICHAEL NO, You're the right one. Lets go. Lets stop now, this is awful. Hold on, my wings are comin in. If you're not gonna let go, Then i will DON'T. GOD BALLS See look. This is my show now. okay , it's my turn. ROCK How ya doin, Jared JARED bad . i'm bad. THE WHOLE ISLAND w0w So that's how much that costs. ah , the rock sauce DWANE JOHNSON I'M A GOD NO, NO, NOOOOO Turn this off. I like. Srsly cant. PAPARAZI THERE S/HE is! [RU PAUL IS GOD] RU Ok. that wa savage KU//KA So wait, ALL these bitches like to copy me? All of them. I'M A GOD Fuck that. I wanna be a rockstar now! What. ROCKSTAR ok , i gotta like Get like, diagonal, or something Holy shit, broh. I've been flying this meaphrical kite out of my [BACKEND] For like wait , how long's it been STORY LORD GET IN THE HOLE NO. RICK I told you, there was a twist JUSTIN Put me back in RICK NO. YOU DIE NOW. AHA. OUT OF THE GAME. I QUIT. I WIN. IN REAL TIME: Uh oh ! You're out of coffee. Uh oh. I DO NOT want to go to trader joes. For some reason, These two weirdos, at one point Before we were famous, maybe way , way before that Why because , i just MET her. She's not my friend. She's my MY BESTFRIEND. BEST FRIENd who is this Tell her is skrillex. She'll get it. WAKE UP, IT'S SKRILLEX I AM NOT GOING TO You have to go. You showed us. Now you have to go. LIZ LEMon LEM Aww, come ON. *kaBOOM* You have to have watched this show to even get that. Can't. Why not. Can't watch that show. Can't watch this. Can't listen to that. What happened. NOTHIN. KITE ATTACK LIZ LEMON (drunkenly) I–DO–NOT WANT– TO GO TO THERE. It shouldn't be that staggered. It should not be that hard to kidnap that chick. It could be. If she was THIS FAT GET. IN NO THEVAN I donT WANNA GO TO FAT CAMP Too bad. Cause that's attractive GODDAMN. yeah dawg, she's like 4'10 really?! YAS. wtf. EXT. BEDROCK. DAY. …Pebbles? ………..BAMBAM? DAMN! DAM We should definitely build this yeah . put this here. WHY ARE WE BEAVERSSSSSSS. cause . Fuck dude. I gotta get back to 2025 This whole place is gone now. why . Tell me why oh god almighty GOD ALMIGHTY EVAN Oh no. it's a story hole STORY LORD K bye Fuck it, we're Gone now. THE TIME MACHINE. OH. IT”S BACK. GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT I don't get it. Whats up. It's like…. It's like, raining bananas,but they ‘Re going “UP” neeeeeee000oooooww BOOM

FARRO! Good sire! My liege! Come quickly, We've not much to tell you; But even less time,, to do so. …why? Because! Here they come! It's lost– Now, it's gone Now, you run. Don't run off On your mark (marker) Get set I'm gonna need a clapboard for this. What brought you up It was under the table What woke you up? It was aprt of a song or something– The line was Notch in your bedpost Line in a song Notch in a bedpost Line in a song Red rover, Come lover come Incubus/ succubus Yup. Run. Incubus/ Succubus “The Incubus, Succubus Song” THIS IS ALL OF THE SONGS. Suxks balls. DAAAAAMN What woke YOU up Hot lava. NOPE. Interdisciplinary aleegience to the illuminati. yup . damn , you suck. What was I gonna do? Work at Walmart, like the rest of us. NOPE. KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF AGAIN Uh uh JUST JUMP. …rope. HANG—---------------------------------------------------------------GLIDER. Slow down, would you. NOPE. Great, gotta go find that guy now… TOM HANSON WHAT FOR?! CHANCE THE RAPPER AH. great . nw i dropped my hat. GOD That's another$15,000 DO the hat dance. Which one the – one with the sobreros OOh. Somber Hoes. We like those. MEANWHILE Nope. its really stuck in there. It's never gonna come out Will this suffice. yeah . i'm up. yeah ,i guess this is what method looks like When you're anchored to an island that basically functions as a giant A GIANT A giant fucking antenna. W0AH. JUST DO IT ALREADY. LET GO. NOOO. Ok. i'm gonna throw up Don't throw up, cause if i let go *lets go* OH LOOK. A RAINBOW. NOOOOOOOO nOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO This is getting difficult NO it isn't. I'm going to be candid for just a moment… GOD WHAT I need you to answer my question– which QUESTIOn. The–i mean like Pretty much all the questions. I'm just now only to S Shh. don't say it. It might come back. COELACANTH! COELACANTH! spectacular . It really was. Hmmm. …. MAXWELL ,....Cola cans. Ok. Now i'm trippin balls. COELACANTH …erm… Come on, man– This is ridiculous. RIDICULUS! Riddikulus Wtf kind of cloud is THIS. A cumulus Gazuntite. COELACANTH …bananas. WHAT?! IT SPEAKS. IT WANTS BANANAS! GIVE IT BANANAS. Oh shit! It's– THE NANNY NAMED FRAN Way back then. EVEN THEN. ILLUMINATI OPEN MY EYE CHILD NO ILLUMINATI FINE. I'LL DO IT. AAAAA –bless you. Oh, it's you again. Zoboomafoo Hey boss. Hey what. Can you send me another one? MORE FRY SAUCE. Fuck, dillon. Why are you so fucking fat right now? WHY GOD. I like ur boobs tho. They are nice. –What! I gave you Keisha! Yeah, i like her and all, it's just EXT. ONE NIGHT. SOMEWHERE. …when? WHENEVER Look, i'm gonna be like, the highlight of your whole life, alright. …alright! but first things first what. Gotta get that– Revisions. HOW MANY REVISIONS OF COMPLICATIONS IS THIS TEN I WANT THAT PLUG. denied . GIVE ME THAT fuck . what . I got a show tnight. I gotta get… gone . Did she go? no . Why not? There it is? What, Elle? That–that color. Why on earth would you ever want to be that blonde? DO IT AGAIin. Ok. CUT TO: [THE COSMIC AVENGER has turned Ū (for literally ALL intensive purposes) into a PINECONE. That's it? That's the trup. That's it. That's the trip? I guess. AHAHA I HAVE TURNED YOU NOW AND FOREVER INTO A TROLL DOLL. NO. (amen) YOU DONE DONE IT AGAIN. MESSAGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE Hi, I'm Seven. Ok. This is CUT BACK TO: it was good. It was “ok” It was GREAT It's just– It's just what, dickface. JUST DO IT. JOSH PECK I AM. JUST. DOING IT. AND DOIN iT AND DOIN IT AND DOIN IT RUN INDIGENEUSES AYAYAYAYA EYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE [ILLUMINATI, UNLOCKED] I gotta get out of this game, yo. This is unreal. *passes the torch* Oh NO Yur an OLyMpIAn NO NO RUN Uh. What shall I do with this? (no = response whatsoever) I know. I shall give this to Uh THE POPE THE POPE. [looking down at garb] What am I, THE POPE? Hey look. A rope. This had better not be for hanging yourself with. Ok. This isn't political. HEY LOOK, A NOOSE. that's … there. HEY LOOK, ANOTHER NOOSE Ok. i have to get out of the deep south now. Wtf year is this. like right NOW. DAMN. JUMP. NO. Let go. NO. Look at this WTF IN THE FUCK INT. WHENEVER. IN THE FUCK. wait , bring this guy back real quick ANDY SANDWHICH sure , why not Hold on, let me try ANDY SANDBOUROUGH Huh ANDY Look. ok. I lied. Lied about what. I NEVER LIE. I see yur face at night, I learn to dream. What the fuck is this. Hold on, i'm breaking into song. THAT'S SO RAVEN look . if my visions ever get THI vivid. Oh. i get it. I am the Illuminati. just TURN IT OFF. TURN IT OFF. TURN IT OFF. ok . this is awful. Get more stoned *deep inhale* Yur right. It rocks. see . CUT BACK, like WAY WAY BACK Get in the way, way back why Cause you're like, small enough SAUL. WHat I NEED– wait . is that guy a lawyer There was a spinoff. How'd that show go again? SHUT THE LIGHTS OFF. WAT. NOW TURN THEM BACK ON I'm gonna get killed. *sniffs* nope . still not high enough. CHRIST, HOW MANY DRUGS IS THAT GUY ON. ok , lets just be honest. I can't write that. Why. DOCTOR …is this the right dimension. MICHAEL HACKSON No. no it is not. Put me back under, Doc. DOCTOR Are you sure? Maybe you need like, a white doctor MICHAEL NO, You're the right one. Lets go. Lets stop now, this is awful. Hold on, my wings are comin in. If you're not gonna let go, Then i will DON'T. GOD BALLS See look. This is my show now. okay , it's my turn. ROCK How ya doin, Jared JARED bad . i'm bad. THE WHOLE ISLAND w0w So that's how much that costs. ah , the rock sauce DWANE JOHNSON I'M A GOD NO, NO, NOOOOO Turn this off. I like. Srsly cant. PAPARAZI THERE S/HE is! [RU PAUL IS GOD] RU Ok. that wa savage KU//KA So wait, ALL these bitches like to copy me? All of them. I'M A GOD Fuck that. I wanna be a rockstar now! What. ROCKSTAR ok , i gotta like Get like, diagonal, or something Holy shit, broh. I've been flying this meaphrical kite out of my [BACKEND] For like wait , how long's it been STORY LORD GET IN THE HOLE NO. RICK I told you, there was a twist JUSTIN Put me back in RICK NO. YOU DIE NOW. AHA. OUT OF THE GAME. I QUIT. I WIN. IN REAL TIME: Uh oh ! You're out of coffee. Uh oh. I DO NOT want to go to trader joes. For some reason, These two weirdos, at one point Before we were famous, maybe way , way before that Why because , i just MET her. She's not my friend. She's my MY BESTFRIEND. BEST FRIENd who is this Tell her is skrillex. She'll get it. WAKE UP, IT'S SKRILLEX I AM NOT GOING TO You have to go. You showed us. Now you have to go. LIZ LEMon LEM Aww, come ON. *kaBOOM* You have to have watched this show to even get that. Can't. Why not. Can't watch that show. Can't watch this. Can't listen to that. What happened. NOTHIN. KITE ATTACK LIZ LEMON (drunkenly) I–DO–NOT WANT– TO GO TO THERE. It shouldn't be that staggered. It should not be that hard to kidnap that chick. It could be. If she was THIS FAT GET. IN NO THEVAN I donT WANNA GO TO FAT CAMP Too bad. Cause that's attractive GODDAMN. yeah dawg, she's like 4'10 really?! YAS. wtf. EXT. BEDROCK. DAY. …Pebbles? ………..BAMBAM? DAMN! DAM We should definitely build this yeah . put this here. WHY ARE WE BEAVERSSSSSSS. cause . Fuck dude. I gotta get back to 2025 This whole place is gone now. why . Tell me why oh god almighty GOD ALMIGHTY EVAN Oh no. it's a story hole STORY LORD K bye Fuck it, we're Gone now. THE TIME MACHINE. OH. IT”S BACK. GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT I don't get it. Whats up. It's like…. It's like, raining bananas,but they ‘Re going “UP” neeeeeee000oooooww BOOM

FARRO! Good sire! My liege! Come quickly, We've not much to tell you; But even less time,, to do so. …why? Because! Here they come! It's lost– Now, it's gone Now, you run. Don't run off On your mark (marker) Get set I'm gonna need a clapboard for this. What brought you up It was under the table What woke you up? It was aprt of a song or something– The line was Notch in your bedpost Line in a song Notch in a bedpost Line in a song Red rover, Come lover come Incubus/ succubus Yup. Run. Incubus/ Succubus “The Incubus, Succubus Song” THIS IS ALL OF THE SONGS. Suxks balls. DAAAAAMN What woke YOU up Hot lava. NOPE. Interdisciplinary aleegience to the illuminati. yup . damn , you suck. What was I gonna do? Work at Walmart, like the rest of us. NOPE. KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF AGAIN Uh uh JUST JUMP. …rope. HANG—---------------------------------------------------------------GLIDER. Slow down, would you. NOPE. Great, gotta go find that guy now… TOM HANSON WHAT FOR?! CHANCE THE RAPPER AH. great . nw i dropped my hat. GOD That's another$15,000 DO the hat dance. Which one the – one with the sobreros OOh. Somber Hoes. We like those. MEANWHILE Nope. its really stuck in there. It's never gonna come out Will this suffice. yeah . i'm up. yeah ,i guess this is what method looks like When you're anchored to an island that basically functions as a giant A GIANT A giant fucking antenna. W0AH. JUST DO IT ALREADY. LET GO. NOOO. Ok. i'm gonna throw up Don't throw up, cause if i let go *lets go* OH LOOK. A RAINBOW. NOOOOOOOO nOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO This is getting difficult NO it isn't. I'm going to be candid for just a moment… GOD WHAT I need you to answer my question– which QUESTIOn. The–i mean like Pretty much all the questions. I'm just now only to S Shh. don't say it. It might come back. COELACANTH! COELACANTH! spectacular . It really was. Hmmm. …. MAXWELL ,....Cola cans. Ok. Now i'm trippin balls. COELACANTH …erm… Come on, man– This is ridiculous. RIDICULUS! Riddikulus Wtf kind of cloud is THIS. A cumulus Gazuntite. COELACANTH …bananas. WHAT?! IT SPEAKS. IT WANTS BANANAS! GIVE IT BANANAS. Oh shit! It's– THE NANNY NAMED FRAN Way back then. EVEN THEN. ILLUMINATI OPEN MY EYE CHILD NO ILLUMINATI FINE. I'LL DO IT. AAAAA –bless you. Oh, it's you again. Zoboomafoo Hey boss. Hey what. Can you send me another one? MORE FRY SAUCE. Fuck, dillon. Why are you so fucking fat right now? WHY GOD. I like ur boobs tho. They are nice. –What! I gave you Keisha! Yeah, i like her and all, it's just EXT. ONE NIGHT. SOMEWHERE. …when? WHENEVER Look, i'm gonna be like, the highlight of your whole life, alright. …alright! but first things first what. Gotta get that– Revisions. HOW MANY REVISIONS OF COMPLICATIONS IS THIS TEN I WANT THAT PLUG. denied . GIVE ME THAT fuck . what . I got a show tnight. I gotta get… gone . Did she go? no . Why not? There it is? What, Elle? That–that color. Why on earth would you ever want to be that blonde? DO IT AGAIin. Ok. CUT TO: [THE COSMIC AVENGER has turned Ū (for literally ALL intensive purposes) into a PINECONE. That's it? That's the trup. That's it. That's the trip? I guess. AHAHA I HAVE TURNED YOU NOW AND FOREVER INTO A TROLL DOLL. NO. (amen) YOU DONE DONE IT AGAIN. MESSAGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE Hi, I'm Seven. Ok. This is CUT BACK TO: it was good. It was “ok” It was GREAT It's just– It's just what, dickface. JUST DO IT. JOSH PECK I AM. JUST. DOING IT. AND DOIN iT AND DOIN IT AND DOIN IT RUN INDIGENEUSES AYAYAYAYA EYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE [ILLUMINATI, UNLOCKED] I gotta get out of this game, yo. This is unreal. *passes the torch* Oh NO Yur an OLyMpIAn NO NO RUN Uh. What shall I do with this? (no = response whatsoever) I know. I shall give this to Uh THE POPE THE POPE. [looking down at garb] What am I, THE POPE? Hey look. A rope. This had better not be for hanging yourself with. Ok. This isn't political. HEY LOOK, A NOOSE. that's … there. HEY LOOK, ANOTHER NOOSE Ok. i have to get out of the deep south now. Wtf year is this. like right NOW. DAMN. JUMP. NO. Let go. NO. Look at this WTF IN THE FUCK INT. WHENEVER. IN THE FUCK. wait , bring this guy back real quick ANDY SANDWHICH sure , why not Hold on, let me try ANDY SANDBOUROUGH Huh ANDY Look. ok. I lied. Lied about what. I NEVER LIE. I see yur face at night, I learn to dream. What the fuck is this. Hold on, i'm breaking into song. THAT'S SO RAVEN look . if my visions ever get THI vivid. Oh. i get it. I am the Illuminati. just TURN IT OFF. TURN IT OFF. TURN IT OFF. ok . this is awful. Get more stoned *deep inhale* Yur right. It rocks. see . CUT BACK, like WAY WAY BACK Get in the way, way back why Cause you're like, small enough SAUL. WHat I NEED– wait . is that guy a lawyer There was a spinoff. How'd that show go again? SHUT THE LIGHTS OFF. WAT. NOW TURN THEM BACK ON I'm gonna get killed. *sniffs* nope . still not high enough. CHRIST, HOW MANY DRUGS IS THAT GUY ON. ok , lets just be honest. I can't write that. Why. DOCTOR …is this the right dimension. MICHAEL HACKSON No. no it is not. Put me back under, Doc. DOCTOR Are you sure? Maybe you need like, a white doctor MICHAEL NO, You're the right one. Lets go. Lets stop now, this is awful. Hold on, my wings are comin in. If you're not gonna let go, Then i will DON'T. GOD BALLS See look. This is my show now. okay , it's my turn. ROCK How ya doin, Jared JARED bad . i'm bad. THE WHOLE ISLAND w0w So that's how much that costs. ah , the rock sauce DWANE JOHNSON I'M A GOD NO, NO, NOOOOO Turn this off. I like. Srsly cant. PAPARAZI THERE S/HE is! [RU PAUL IS GOD] RU Ok. that wa savage KU//KA So wait, ALL these bitches like to copy me? All of them. I'M A GOD Fuck that. I wanna be a rockstar now! What. ROCKSTAR ok , i gotta like Get like, diagonal, or something Holy shit, broh. I've been flying this meaphrical kite out of my [BACKEND] For like wait , how long's it been STORY LORD GET IN THE HOLE NO. RICK I told you, there was a twist JUSTIN Put me back in RICK NO. YOU DIE NOW. AHA. OUT OF THE GAME. I QUIT. I WIN. IN REAL TIME: Uh oh ! You're out of coffee. Uh oh. I DO NOT want to go to trader joes. For some reason, These two weirdos, at one point Before we were famous, maybe way , way before that Why because , i just MET her. She's not my friend. She's my MY BESTFRIEND. BEST FRIENd who is this Tell her is skrillex. She'll get it. WAKE UP, IT'S SKRILLEX I AM NOT GOING TO You have to go. You showed us. Now you have to go. LIZ LEMon LEM Aww, come ON. *kaBOOM* You have to have watched this show to even get that. Can't. Why not. Can't watch that show. Can't watch this. Can't listen to that. What happened. NOTHIN. KITE ATTACK LIZ LEMON (drunkenly) I–DO–NOT WANT– TO GO TO THERE. It shouldn't be that staggered. It should not be that hard to kidnap that chick. It could be. If she was THIS FAT GET. IN NO THEVAN I donT WANNA GO TO FAT CAMP Too bad. Cause that's attractive GODDAMN. yeah dawg, she's like 4'10 really?! YAS. wtf. EXT. BEDROCK. DAY. …Pebbles? ………..BAMBAM? DAMN! DAM We should definitely build this yeah . put this here. WHY ARE WE BEAVERSSSSSSS. cause . Fuck dude. I gotta get back to 2025 This whole place is gone now. why . Tell me why oh god almighty GOD ALMIGHTY EVAN Oh no. it's a story hole STORY LORD K bye Fuck it, we're Gone now. THE TIME MACHINE. OH. IT”S BACK. GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT I don't get it. Whats up. It's like…. It's like, raining bananas,but they ‘Re going “UP” neeeeeee000oooooww BOOM

The shock put me into immediate overload, which caused me to power down my phone for the night, only reaching for it once sure It was something I had to write about, and certainly it was, as I hollowed out the nearly extinct cantaploupe in the kitchen sink, sure that I was doomed, after once again some satanic force had ended my only income, possessing my short lived employer with its usual antics—lovebombing, then hating me—and worse making me hate myself, so much so that in had retreated into none other than the likes of binge watching 30 Rock, which was at the very least almost a laugh, in the worst of moods, but at least somewhat high enough spirits, that I could cope—until, that is, I noticed, something particularly odd about Conan O'Brien during his cameo appearance—odd, meaning, surprising, at least, that is—as he seemed to stand a full head over Alec Baldwin, who I always thought seemed particularly large… and so, at best, curiosity began to kill the cat—and kill the cat it did. Google, How Tall Is Conan O'Brien? GOOGLE He's 6'4 Oh, wow, that's ridi— GOOGLE —and [Redacted] is 6'. OH. Fuck. Oops. GOOGLE CON'D I knew you were wondering. FUCK. Thanks alot Google. I had been curious, but wouldn't dare ask, and it had been by complete and total accident that I had gandered at such an atrocity as to what I had already suspected—this [Redacted] person was and had always been, by the hands of God, and exquisitely perfect man. Perfectly ideal, that is, no less of a comforting gesture, in that the sudden onset and rampant attraction which had flattened the collection of scene and stories written in, for and about [Redacted], into an atrocity of parables and incomprehensible anagrams, analogies, and allegories— no such a world I might belong to at all, for if [Redacted] was at all not the man that I had hoped, certainly also I was not the woman I had hoped in any way at all that there would be sense in any of it; The sunken hole in my stomach where my soul used to rest sunk heavily, a gesture which could only mean to move on, and write something else. Perhaps a scene which had been rolling around in my head for some weeks, so incomplete and with consistent interruption that I worked whether or not it could or should be written—but there it is again. ‘Fuck, now I know he has a huge dick' Standard rules and messaging rates may apply: Ū/SUPACREE You're a miserable son of a bitch, do you know that? JIMMY FALLON/THE COSMIC AVENGER I know that. The aliases have been captured, and are handcuffed with their arms above their heads, back to back, as to keep them from using their powers to break free. You're making me nervous. It's not like I'm going to do anything. Here, fishy. Ooh. Don't bite this. ⚠️ … You're a shark, I'm Chum in the water No fat bitches I must have scared you off For certain A Jack o lantern A Jack of all trades A mad hatter An alchemist Some Scientific recollections On The theory of genetic attraction It must be time to find a man The chaos, destruction, and sadness had yet to turn to music yet but I was due at any moment to vanish without a trace into some realm where even the satanic and horrible masses that I had been tied down to could not find me, beyond that of the trolls in the parking lot adjacent to my window and the world below, I was sure that the motorcycles would bellow as I wallowed in my underwhelming polished apartment, which at least now felt somehow more like home after having to go out of it, and with all on pause as I waited to replace the cards from my wallet, seemingly long lost as I was from any hope that I might see my son again. The sadness refused to turn to music at all and instead welled up into tears in my eyes—it had been so long since I had lost something of importance that I knew something was of and wrong—making the judgement that my ex husband had tried to curse me with luck that was damaged, anytime I did well, met someone, or started to become happy without him— but, even if I was broke, I was happy without him, the only traces of him the broken and ugly battered people, racing around on motorcycles to over compensate, and of course, the women I wish I was, but could never be—his demons, also—the kind of woman he always wanted, but could never have—and of course— if there was ever a chance in hell at a perfect man, I would have to somehow become that. I liked the Jimmy Fallon with the mullet the most. Same. He was the best, Why are the rest of them like bald? Idk. Ishii is bald. That's true, but, I think it was something like Kind of in the same way Skrillex can shapeshift into anything but a regular traffic cone, Jimmy Fallon/The cosmic avenger can't clone himself—which is why he usually has like—- No hair?! No, it's like a weird, buzz cut or whatever Yeah. So. Wait. If that's not Jimmy Fallon Is it? I don't know, fuck it. 311-18434268 OOOH—Fallon, you fucked up! I didn't? I what?! I what?! You—you know what you did. I didn't do anything! It wasn't me! IT WAS YOU. I KNOW YOU. You—don't know anything. You idiot, I know EVERYTHINT. The jig is up! Listen, I can explain! No—no explaining, Jimmy Fallon! YOU are NOT FUNNY. I am—a comic. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. I LAUGHED HARDER AT A SALAMANDAR THAN YOU. [Salamander] That's actually a You know what? That tiny fat Jimmy Fallon almost did it Yeah, almost Almost a laugh, eh? Heeeh. I mean, when it's bad, it's bad and— Okay, I'm Assault with a deadly weapon Stalking Psychological terrorism And My ex had a baby and nobody even told me about it I thought that's what you wanted! I wanted that exactly, but I wanted to at least be TOLD about it This should do the trick Do the trick UGH. THE SNEEPLEZ ARE COMING. THE SNEEPLEZ ARE COMING OK, what the FUCK are SNEEPLEZ?! I don't know but RUN I just found out what a shmeckle was, and now i'm wondering exactly. How many of them is worth what. don't look at me. Okay, that kid is terrifying Who, what—the kidd Wait, go back, why is Fallon infinite all of a sudden. Well, he was, and then… DAMMIT. What. This is your luck. Not mine. I didn't PULL THE PLUG ON I prepared tofu over the sautéed spinach and Brussels sprout kale medley I had made just the night before; I hadn't yet been to the gym, however, I would not go, until my Amazon package, containing the nutritional supplements and workout equipment I had ordered —falling just under a dollar short from being able to afford a new lifting pad—not evening having put together that the awful pain in my neck and shoulders might have come from my thinking that squat lifting two 45s with no protection, as I had seen some others do would do no harm—and although it had been days since I had had a ‘rest' day, it wasn't enough. According to Kylie Jenner, models often worked out 4-8 hours a day, like other athletes, and required to be 90 to 110 lbs—though I was far above age to even imagine a career as a model—I still at least wanted to become as small as possible. First Saint James, And now St Patrick's It's a shame, To play to the candid camera I was framed, like Roger rabbit I was blamed by bad, bad habits It's a sister act, I tip my hat to the fans And have none My numbers dropped As I scrambled at best to blame For half of what I had yet An internet presence Past or present tense The algorithm corrects My Arcadian rhythm hasn't yet I forget as I listen To what always plays in the back of my head, anyway A repetitive silence He's got a good taste in girls, Fascination with words, and immortal preference for dismemberment Embellishments … Interest in cryptocurrency Where were you when I was a punk? Either cuddled up to my mother; Or curled up in a ball, Trying to learn how to walk, Just to run from her— Or under something Forgotten, Had I not the lungs to call for someone to watch me Or even a party, A theology of sorts, As I lost all the world's appeal By the age of four, When school started, Probably Maybe, even The start of a fart, Or the swirl of a thought, Sail away, I'm an unwelcome failure I left [Redacted] alone, On moral obligations, by admissions A standard set for respect, besides my own transgressions Expressions of love of man and animal, Influx of output and perfectly capable of nonchalance, but not Were the works and words of artform, Demolished by cause of a hazard, Wreaking havoc on lost God's Prepare for the apocaplse, Either by train, a fall, or by gun Under all of the money In The Galley The housekeeper dremt of playing piano But could not overcome the rotten body The tree stump of a mother Left to become nothing of Pocahontas Or Pocatello Either one, assumed of such A potato The moral of the story, A new understudy And Marlon Brando Curiosity killed Johnny Depp And what have you got to know Other than to Zoom Or assume that the hat is atop Something or someone you want But these star studded ones Covered in lovers from dawn until dusk Nothing wanted at all, besides love Which could not be done by a man To such a body Summer Allfruit Jam (Trfruit) Come on, Jack, we don't have time for this! I can't! I don't have any blocking for this scene! UGH. Fine, whatever— [Jack Black Follows] WHO! WHO DOES HE FOLLOW? I don't know. Hold on. Dammit. You can tell by this dude's music he just knows how to fuck. Fuck it. I'm in a weird mood anyway, should I I watch mau5's super cringey CNN interview? Probably. It's either that, or Fallon. I'm not watching Fallon, Like fucking ever. Alright, cringey CNN it is. I'm totally okay with feeding this obsession. Tom Hanson What does Because it feeds me back. What if the left and the right got along? What if I showed up at my show, In nothing but a thong? What if I went bright I once thought my aspirations Were delusions of grandeur— Once thought psychic visions as vivid hallucinations Once thought auditory transformations as mutations, Instead of and rather than Musical endeavors Once thought my proclivities As sexual deviance —the defiance of order, as defined by The Order. Worth an incognito Who I've got to know, even The televangelist's anthem has it— What, like a nurse and a psychologist daughter Thought this guy was hot Theory of Genetic Attraction By Doctor CS Monroe Quick, where did I study for my doctorate At Harvard Law I got a doctorate at Harvard Law School?! Doctorate of Law This exists, somehow, I believe Synethetics and Multidimentional Reality: The Algoithm Simulation Theory, Evolved Why! Please don't let my dreams come true. Really, even the dreams about Deadmau5 Well, except those— Except that last one. What was the last one? He was scary. Irish, German, and norweigien, really? Really. Are you sure—not even like hint of Fuck it, it's not your face You're so old It's your soul. Which, notably, might be even older, except. GET OVER HERE, you DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. MOOOOOOORRRRTTTRYYYYYYYYYYY. There he is! Like, Pacific Islander? Nope. Mm. Really. Not indigenous, at all? Not that I know of. BEFORE: COLONIZERS: die. INDIGINOUS: Ok. COLONIZERS: Except you. [insert beautiful Native American woman here]. CONT …you can stay. ok. *dies in childbirth* History successfully erased. WAIT. …Hello. Oh FUCK, What did you do?! I hit “erase” Do me next! {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū.

The shock put me into immediate overload, which caused me to power down my phone for the night, only reaching for it once sure It was something I had to write about, and certainly it was, as I hollowed out the nearly extinct cantaploupe in the kitchen sink, sure that I was doomed, after once again some satanic force had ended my only income, possessing my short lived employer with its usual antics—lovebombing, then hating me—and worse making me hate myself, so much so that in had retreated into none other than the likes of binge watching 30 Rock, which was at the very least almost a laugh, in the worst of moods, but at least somewhat high enough spirits, that I could cope—until, that is, I noticed, something particularly odd about Conan O'Brien during his cameo appearance—odd, meaning, surprising, at least, that is—as he seemed to stand a full head over Alec Baldwin, who I always thought seemed particularly large… and so, at best, curiosity began to kill the cat—and kill the cat it did. Google, How Tall Is Conan O'Brien? GOOGLE He's 6'4 Oh, wow, that's ridi— GOOGLE —and [Redacted] is 6'. OH. Fuck. Oops. GOOGLE CON'D I knew you were wondering. FUCK. Thanks alot Google. I had been curious, but wouldn't dare ask, and it had been by complete and total accident that I had gandered at such an atrocity as to what I had already suspected—this [Redacted] person was and had always been, by the hands of God, and exquisitely perfect man. Perfectly ideal, that is, no less of a comforting gesture, in that the sudden onset and rampant attraction which had flattened the collection of scene and stories written in, for and about [Redacted], into an atrocity of parables and incomprehensible anagrams, analogies, and allegories— no such a world I might belong to at all, for if [Redacted] was at all not the man that I had hoped, certainly also I was not the woman I had hoped in any way at all that there would be sense in any of it; The sunken hole in my stomach where my soul used to rest sunk heavily, a gesture which could only mean to move on, and write something else. Perhaps a scene which had been rolling around in my head for some weeks, so incomplete and with consistent interruption that I worked whether or not it could or should be written—but there it is again. ‘Fuck, now I know he has a huge dick' Standard rules and messaging rates may apply: Ū/SUPACREE You're a miserable son of a bitch, do you know that? JIMMY FALLON/THE COSMIC AVENGER I know that. The aliases have been captured, and are handcuffed with their arms above their heads, back to back, as to keep them from using their powers to break free. You're making me nervous. It's not like I'm going to do anything. Here, fishy. Ooh. Don't bite this. ⚠️ … You're a shark, I'm Chum in the water No fat bitches I must have scared you off For certain A Jack o lantern A Jack of all trades A mad hatter An alchemist Some Scientific recollections On The theory of genetic attraction It must be time to find a man The chaos, destruction, and sadness had yet to turn to music yet but I was due at any moment to vanish without a trace into some realm where even the satanic and horrible masses that I had been tied down to could not find me, beyond that of the trolls in the parking lot adjacent to my window and the world below, I was sure that the motorcycles would bellow as I wallowed in my underwhelming polished apartment, which at least now felt somehow more like home after having to go out of it, and with all on pause as I waited to replace the cards from my wallet, seemingly long lost as I was from any hope that I might see my son again. The sadness refused to turn to music at all and instead welled up into tears in my eyes—it had been so long since I had lost something of importance that I knew something was of and wrong—making the judgement that my ex husband had tried to curse me with luck that was damaged, anytime I did well, met someone, or started to become happy without him— but, even if I was broke, I was happy without him, the only traces of him the broken and ugly battered people, racing around on motorcycles to over compensate, and of course, the women I wish I was, but could never be—his demons, also—the kind of woman he always wanted, but could never have—and of course— if there was ever a chance in hell at a perfect man, I would have to somehow become that. I liked the Jimmy Fallon with the mullet the most. Same. He was the best, Why are the rest of them like bald? Idk. Ishii is bald. That's true, but, I think it was something like Kind of in the same way Skrillex can shapeshift into anything but a regular traffic cone, Jimmy Fallon/The cosmic avenger can't clone himself—which is why he usually has like—- No hair?! No, it's like a weird, buzz cut or whatever Yeah. So. Wait. If that's not Jimmy Fallon Is it? I don't know, fuck it. 311-18434268 OOOH—Fallon, you fucked up! I didn't? I what?! I what?! You—you know what you did. I didn't do anything! It wasn't me! IT WAS YOU. I KNOW YOU. You—don't know anything. You idiot, I know EVERYTHINT. The jig is up! Listen, I can explain! No—no explaining, Jimmy Fallon! YOU are NOT FUNNY. I am—a comic. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. I LAUGHED HARDER AT A SALAMANDAR THAN YOU. [Salamander] That's actually a You know what? That tiny fat Jimmy Fallon almost did it Yeah, almost Almost a laugh, eh? Heeeh. I mean, when it's bad, it's bad and— Okay, I'm Assault with a deadly weapon Stalking Psychological terrorism And My ex had a baby and nobody even told me about it I thought that's what you wanted! I wanted that exactly, but I wanted to at least be TOLD about it This should do the trick Do the trick UGH. THE SNEEPLEZ ARE COMING. THE SNEEPLEZ ARE COMING OK, what the FUCK are SNEEPLEZ?! I don't know but RUN I just found out what a shmeckle was, and now i'm wondering exactly. How many of them is worth what. don't look at me. Okay, that kid is terrifying Who, what—the kidd Wait, go back, why is Fallon infinite all of a sudden. Well, he was, and then… DAMMIT. What. This is your luck. Not mine. I didn't PULL THE PLUG ON I prepared tofu over the sautéed spinach and Brussels sprout kale medley I had made just the night before; I hadn't yet been to the gym, however, I would not go, until my Amazon package, containing the nutritional supplements and workout equipment I had ordered —falling just under a dollar short from being able to afford a new lifting pad—not evening having put together that the awful pain in my neck and shoulders might have come from my thinking that squat lifting two 45s with no protection, as I had seen some others do would do no harm—and although it had been days since I had had a ‘rest' day, it wasn't enough. According to Kylie Jenner, models often worked out 4-8 hours a day, like other athletes, and required to be 90 to 110 lbs—though I was far above age to even imagine a career as a model—I still at least wanted to become as small as possible. First Saint James, And now St Patrick's It's a shame, To play to the candid camera I was framed, like Roger rabbit I was blamed by bad, bad habits It's a sister act, I tip my hat to the fans And have none My numbers dropped As I scrambled at best to blame For half of what I had yet An internet presence Past or present tense The algorithm corrects My Arcadian rhythm hasn't yet I forget as I listen To what always plays in the back of my head, anyway A repetitive silence He's got a good taste in girls, Fascination with words, and immortal preference for dismemberment Embellishments … Interest in cryptocurrency Where were you when I was a punk? Either cuddled up to my mother; Or curled up in a ball, Trying to learn how to walk, Just to run from her— Or under something Forgotten, Had I not the lungs to call for someone to watch me Or even a party, A theology of sorts, As I lost all the world's appeal By the age of four, When school started, Probably Maybe, even The start of a fart, Or the swirl of a thought, Sail away, I'm an unwelcome failure I left [Redacted] alone, On moral obligations, by admissions A standard set for respect, besides my own transgressions Expressions of love of man and animal, Influx of output and perfectly capable of nonchalance, but not Were the works and words of artform, Demolished by cause of a hazard, Wreaking havoc on lost God's Prepare for the apocaplse, Either by train, a fall, or by gun Under all of the money In The Galley The housekeeper dremt of playing piano But could not overcome the rotten body The tree stump of a mother Left to become nothing of Pocahontas Or Pocatello Either one, assumed of such A potato The moral of the story, A new understudy And Marlon Brando Curiosity killed Johnny Depp And what have you got to know Other than to Zoom Or assume that the hat is atop Something or someone you want But these star studded ones Covered in lovers from dawn until dusk Nothing wanted at all, besides love Which could not be done by a man To such a body Summer Allfruit Jam (Trfruit) Come on, Jack, we don't have time for this! I can't! I don't have any blocking for this scene! UGH. Fine, whatever— [Jack Black Follows] WHO! WHO DOES HE FOLLOW? I don't know. Hold on. Dammit. You can tell by this dude's music he just knows how to fuck. Fuck it. I'm in a weird mood anyway, should I I watch mau5's super cringey CNN interview? Probably. It's either that, or Fallon. I'm not watching Fallon, Like fucking ever. Alright, cringey CNN it is. I'm totally okay with feeding this obsession. Tom Hanson What does Because it feeds me back. What if the left and the right got along? What if I showed up at my show, In nothing but a thong? What if I went bright I once thought my aspirations Were delusions of grandeur— Once thought psychic visions as vivid hallucinations Once thought auditory transformations as mutations, Instead of and rather than Musical endeavors Once thought my proclivities As sexual deviance —the defiance of order, as defined by The Order. Worth an incognito Who I've got to know, even The televangelist's anthem has it— What, like a nurse and a psychologist daughter Thought this guy was hot Theory of Genetic Attraction By Doctor CS Monroe Quick, where did I study for my doctorate At Harvard Law I got a doctorate at Harvard Law School?! Doctorate of Law This exists, somehow, I believe Synethetics and Multidimentional Reality: The Algoithm Simulation Theory, Evolved Why! Please don't let my dreams come true. Really, even the dreams about Deadmau5 Well, except those— Except that last one. What was the last one? He was scary. Irish, German, and norweigien, really? Really. Are you sure—not even like hint of Fuck it, it's not your face You're so old It's your soul. Which, notably, might be even older, except. GET OVER HERE, you DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. MOOOOOOORRRRTTTRYYYYYYYYYYY. There he is! Like, Pacific Islander? Nope. Mm. Really. Not indigenous, at all? Not that I know of. BEFORE: COLONIZERS: die. INDIGINOUS: Ok. COLONIZERS: Except you. [insert beautiful Native American woman here]. CONT …you can stay. ok. *dies in childbirth* History successfully erased. WAIT. …Hello. Oh FUCK, What did you do?! I hit “erase” Do me next! {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū.

The shock put me into immediate overload, which caused me to power down my phone for the night, only reaching for it once sure It was something I had to write about, and certainly it was, as I hollowed out the nearly extinct cantaploupe in the kitchen sink, sure that I was doomed, after once again some satanic force had ended my only income, possessing my short lived employer with its usual antics—lovebombing, then hating me—and worse making me hate myself, so much so that in had retreated into none other than the likes of binge watching 30 Rock, which was at the very least almost a laugh, in the worst of moods, but at least somewhat high enough spirits, that I could cope—until, that is, I noticed, something particularly odd about Conan O'Brien during his cameo appearance—odd, meaning, surprising, at least, that is—as he seemed to stand a full head over Alec Baldwin, who I always thought seemed particularly large… and so, at best, curiosity began to kill the cat—and kill the cat it did. Google, How Tall Is Conan O'Brien? GOOGLE He's 6'4 Oh, wow, that's ridi— GOOGLE —and [Redacted] is 6'. OH. Fuck. Oops. GOOGLE CON'D I knew you were wondering. FUCK. Thanks alot Google. I had been curious, but wouldn't dare ask, and it had been by complete and total accident that I had gandered at such an atrocity as to what I had already suspected—this [Redacted] person was and had always been, by the hands of God, and exquisitely perfect man. Perfectly ideal, that is, no less of a comforting gesture, in that the sudden onset and rampant attraction which had flattened the collection of scene and stories written in, for and about [Redacted], into an atrocity of parables and incomprehensible anagrams, analogies, and allegories— no such a world I might belong to at all, for if [Redacted] was at all not the man that I had hoped, certainly also I was not the woman I had hoped in any way at all that there would be sense in any of it; The sunken hole in my stomach where my soul used to rest sunk heavily, a gesture which could only mean to move on, and write something else. Perhaps a scene which had been rolling around in my head for some weeks, so incomplete and with consistent interruption that I worked whether or not it could or should be written—but there it is again. ‘Fuck, now I know he has a huge dick' Standard rules and messaging rates may apply: Ū/SUPACREE You're a miserable son of a bitch, do you know that? JIMMY FALLON/THE COSMIC AVENGER I know that. The aliases have been captured, and are handcuffed with their arms above their heads, back to back, as to keep them from using their powers to break free. You're making me nervous. It's not like I'm going to do anything. Here, fishy. Ooh. Don't bite this. ⚠️ … You're a shark, I'm Chum in the water No fat bitches I must have scared you off For certain A Jack o lantern A Jack of all trades A mad hatter An alchemist Some Scientific recollections On The theory of genetic attraction It must be time to find a man The chaos, destruction, and sadness had yet to turn to music yet but I was due at any moment to vanish without a trace into some realm where even the satanic and horrible masses that I had been tied down to could not find me, beyond that of the trolls in the parking lot adjacent to my window and the world below, I was sure that the motorcycles would bellow as I wallowed in my underwhelming polished apartment, which at least now felt somehow more like home after having to go out of it, and with all on pause as I waited to replace the cards from my wallet, seemingly long lost as I was from any hope that I might see my son again. The sadness refused to turn to music at all and instead welled up into tears in my eyes—it had been so long since I had lost something of importance that I knew something was of and wrong—making the judgement that my ex husband had tried to curse me with luck that was damaged, anytime I did well, met someone, or started to become happy without him— but, even if I was broke, I was happy without him, the only traces of him the broken and ugly battered people, racing around on motorcycles to over compensate, and of course, the women I wish I was, but could never be—his demons, also—the kind of woman he always wanted, but could never have—and of course— if there was ever a chance in hell at a perfect man, I would have to somehow become that. I liked the Jimmy Fallon with the mullet the most. Same. He was the best, Why are the rest of them like bald? Idk. Ishii is bald. That's true, but, I think it was something like Kind of in the same way Skrillex can shapeshift into anything but a regular traffic cone, Jimmy Fallon/The cosmic avenger can't clone himself—which is why he usually has like—- No hair?! No, it's like a weird, buzz cut or whatever Yeah. So. Wait. If that's not Jimmy Fallon Is it? I don't know, fuck it. 311-18434268 OOOH—Fallon, you fucked up! I didn't? I what?! I what?! You—you know what you did. I didn't do anything! It wasn't me! IT WAS YOU. I KNOW YOU. You—don't know anything. You idiot, I know EVERYTHINT. The jig is up! Listen, I can explain! No—no explaining, Jimmy Fallon! YOU are NOT FUNNY. I am—a comic. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. I LAUGHED HARDER AT A SALAMANDAR THAN YOU. [Salamander] That's actually a You know what? That tiny fat Jimmy Fallon almost did it Yeah, almost Almost a laugh, eh? Heeeh. I mean, when it's bad, it's bad and— Okay, I'm Assault with a deadly weapon Stalking Psychological terrorism And My ex had a baby and nobody even told me about it I thought that's what you wanted! I wanted that exactly, but I wanted to at least be TOLD about it This should do the trick Do the trick UGH. THE SNEEPLEZ ARE COMING. THE SNEEPLEZ ARE COMING OK, what the FUCK are SNEEPLEZ?! I don't know but RUN I just found out what a shmeckle was, and now i'm wondering exactly. How many of them is worth what. don't look at me. Okay, that kid is terrifying Who, what—the kidd Wait, go back, why is Fallon infinite all of a sudden. Well, he was, and then… DAMMIT. What. This is your luck. Not mine. I didn't PULL THE PLUG ON I prepared tofu over the sautéed spinach and Brussels sprout kale medley I had made just the night before; I hadn't yet been to the gym, however, I would not go, until my Amazon package, containing the nutritional supplements and workout equipment I had ordered —falling just under a dollar short from being able to afford a new lifting pad—not evening having put together that the awful pain in my neck and shoulders might have come from my thinking that squat lifting two 45s with no protection, as I had seen some others do would do no harm—and although it had been days since I had had a ‘rest' day, it wasn't enough. According to Kylie Jenner, models often worked out 4-8 hours a day, like other athletes, and required to be 90 to 110 lbs—though I was far above age to even imagine a career as a model—I still at least wanted to become as small as possible. First Saint James, And now St Patrick's It's a shame, To play to the candid camera I was framed, like Roger rabbit I was blamed by bad, bad habits It's a sister act, I tip my hat to the fans And have none My numbers dropped As I scrambled at best to blame For half of what I had yet An internet presence Past or present tense The algorithm corrects My Arcadian rhythm hasn't yet I forget as I listen To what always plays in the back of my head, anyway A repetitive silence He's got a good taste in girls, Fascination with words, and immortal preference for dismemberment Embellishments … Interest in cryptocurrency Where were you when I was a punk? Either cuddled up to my mother; Or curled up in a ball, Trying to learn how to walk, Just to run from her— Or under something Forgotten, Had I not the lungs to call for someone to watch me Or even a party, A theology of sorts, As I lost all the world's appeal By the age of four, When school started, Probably Maybe, even The start of a fart, Or the swirl of a thought, Sail away, I'm an unwelcome failure I left [Redacted] alone, On moral obligations, by admissions A standard set for respect, besides my own transgressions Expressions of love of man and animal, Influx of output and perfectly capable of nonchalance, but not Were the works and words of artform, Demolished by cause of a hazard, Wreaking havoc on lost God's Prepare for the apocaplse, Either by train, a fall, or by gun Under all of the money In The Galley The housekeeper dremt of playing piano But could not overcome the rotten body The tree stump of a mother Left to become nothing of Pocahontas Or Pocatello Either one, assumed of such A potato The moral of the story, A new understudy And Marlon Brando Curiosity killed Johnny Depp And what have you got to know Other than to Zoom Or assume that the hat is atop Something or someone you want But these star studded ones Covered in lovers from dawn until dusk Nothing wanted at all, besides love Which could not be done by a man To such a body Summer Allfruit Jam (Trfruit) Come on, Jack, we don't have time for this! I can't! I don't have any blocking for this scene! UGH. Fine, whatever— [Jack Black Follows] WHO! WHO DOES HE FOLLOW? I don't know. Hold on. Dammit. You can tell by this dude's music he just knows how to fuck. Fuck it. I'm in a weird mood anyway, should I I watch mau5's super cringey CNN interview? Probably. It's either that, or Fallon. I'm not watching Fallon, Like fucking ever. Alright, cringey CNN it is. I'm totally okay with feeding this obsession. Tom Hanson What does Because it feeds me back. What if the left and the right got along? What if I showed up at my show, In nothing but a thong? What if I went bright I once thought my aspirations Were delusions of grandeur— Once thought psychic visions as vivid hallucinations Once thought auditory transformations as mutations, Instead of and rather than Musical endeavors Once thought my proclivities As sexual deviance —the defiance of order, as defined by The Order. Worth an incognito Who I've got to know, even The televangelist's anthem has it— What, like a nurse and a psychologist daughter Thought this guy was hot Theory of Genetic Attraction By Doctor CS Monroe Quick, where did I study for my doctorate At Harvard Law I got a doctorate at Harvard Law School?! Doctorate of Law This exists, somehow, I believe Synethetics and Multidimentional Reality: The Algoithm Simulation Theory, Evolved Why! Please don't let my dreams come true. Really, even the dreams about Deadmau5 Well, except those— Except that last one. What was the last one? He was scary. Irish, German, and norweigien, really? Really. Are you sure—not even like hint of Fuck it, it's not your face You're so old It's your soul. Which, notably, might be even older, except. GET OVER HERE, you DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. MOOOOOOORRRRTTTRYYYYYYYYYYY. There he is! Like, Pacific Islander? Nope. Mm. Really. Not indigenous, at all? Not that I know of. BEFORE: COLONIZERS: die. INDIGINOUS: Ok. COLONIZERS: Except you. [insert beautiful Native American woman here]. CONT …you can stay. ok. *dies in childbirth* History successfully erased. WAIT. …Hello. Oh FUCK, What did you do?! I hit “erase” Do me next! {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū.

Mortal Kombat ist nicht nur das meistverkaufte Kampfspiel-Franchise aller Zeiten, sondern konnte sich trotz (oder wegen) der übertriebenen Gewaltdarstellung rund um Fatalities und allerlei tödliche Kombos, einen festen Platz im popkulturellen Olymp sichern. Seit Anfang der Neunziger wurden nicht nur kontinuierlich, zahlreiche Kampfspiele auf allen möglichen Konsolen veröffentlicht, sondern das Franchise hat sich von Film über Comic, auf allen Ebenen einen Namen gemacht. Von Paul W. S. Anderson´s Trashperle aus dem Jahr 1995, bis zum aktuellen Film aus dem Jahre 2021, konnten wir von Liu Kang bis hin zu Johnny Cage, schon einige unserer Helden bewundern. Allerhöchsten Zeit, dass berühmteste aller Deathmatch-Turniere genauer unter die Lupe zu nehmen. Get Over Here! LINKS AUF DEM VERKAUFSTRESEN: Mortal Kombat (1995) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CJIgCzeYOI Mortal Kombat 2 – Annihilation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AMfotjl0ak Mortal Kombat (2021) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifepCYtpMnc Fragen beantworten unsere Mitarbeiter gerne unter: dieletztevideothek@gmail.com

The shock put me into immediate overload, which caused me to power down my phone for the night, only reaching for it once sure It was something I had to write about, and certainly it was, as I hollowed out the nearly extinct cantaploupe in the kitchen sink, sure that I was doomed, after once again some satanic force had ended my only income, possessing my short lived employer with its usual antics—lovebombing, then hating me—and worse making me hate myself, so much so that in had retreated into none other than the likes of binge watching 30 Rock, which was at the very least almost a laugh, in the worst of moods, but at least somewhat high enough spirits, that I could cope—until, that is, I noticed, something particularly odd about Conan O'Brien during his cameo appearance—odd, meaning, surprising, at least, that is—as he seemed to stand a full head over Alec Baldwin, who I always thought seemed particularly large… and so, at best, curiosity began to kill the cat—and kill the cat it did. Google, How Tall Is Conan O'Brien? GOOGLE He's 6'4 Oh, wow, that's ridi— GOOGLE —and [Redacted] is 6'. OH. Fuck. Oops. GOOGLE CON'D I knew you were wondering. FUCK. Thanks alot Google. I had been curious, but wouldn't dare ask, and it had been by complete and total accident that I had gandered at such an atrocity as to what I had already suspected—this [Redacted] person was and had always been, by the hands of God, and exquisitely perfect man. Perfectly ideal, that is, no less of a comforting gesture, in that the sudden onset and rampant attraction which had flattened the collection of scene and stories written in, for and about [Redacted], into an atrocity of parables and incomprehensible anagrams, analogies, and allegories— no such a world I might belong to at all, for if [Redacted] was at all not the man that I had hoped, certainly also I was not the woman I had hoped in any way at all that there would be sense in any of it; The sunken hole in my stomach where my soul used to rest sunk heavily, a gesture which could only mean to move on, and write something else. Perhaps a scene which had been rolling around in my head for some weeks, so incomplete and with consistent interruption that I worked whether or not it could or should be written—but there it is again. ‘Fuck, now I know he has a huge dick' Standard rules and messaging rates may apply: Ū/SUPACREE You're a miserable son of a bitch, do you know that? JIMMY FALLON/THE COSMIC AVENGER I know that. The aliases have been captured, and are handcuffed with their arms above their heads, back to back, as to keep them from using their powers to break free. You're making me nervous. It's not like I'm going to do anything. Here, fishy. Ooh. Don't bite this. ⚠️ … You're a shark, I'm Chum in the water No fat bitches I must have scared you off For certain A Jack o lantern A Jack of all trades A mad hatter An alchemist Some Scientific recollections On The theory of genetic attraction It must be time to find a man The chaos, destruction, and sadness had yet to turn to music yet but I was due at any moment to vanish without a trace into some realm where even the satanic and horrible masses that I had been tied down to could not find me, beyond that of the trolls in the parking lot adjacent to my window and the world below, I was sure that the motorcycles would bellow as I wallowed in my underwhelming polished apartment, which at least now felt somehow more like home after having to go out of it, and with all on pause as I waited to replace the cards from my wallet, seemingly long lost as I was from any hope that I might see my son again. The sadness refused to turn to music at all and instead welled up into tears in my eyes—it had been so long since I had lost something of importance that I knew something was of and wrong—making the judgement that my ex husband had tried to curse me with luck that was damaged, anytime I did well, met someone, or started to become happy without him— but, even if I was broke, I was happy without him, the only traces of him the broken and ugly battered people, racing around on motorcycles to over compensate, and of course, the women I wish I was, but could never be—his demons, also—the kind of woman he always wanted, but could never have—and of course— if there was ever a chance in hell at a perfect man, I would have to somehow become that. I liked the Jimmy Fallon with the mullet the most. Same. He was the best, Why are the rest of them like bald? Idk. Ishii is bald. That's true, but, I think it was something like Kind of in the same way Skrillex can shapeshift into anything but a regular traffic cone, Jimmy Fallon/The cosmic avenger can't clone himself—which is why he usually has like—- No hair?! No, it's like a weird, buzz cut or whatever Yeah. So. Wait. If that's not Jimmy Fallon Is it? I don't know, fuck it. 311-18434268 OOOH—Fallon, you fucked up! I didn't? I what?! I what?! You—you know what you did. I didn't do anything! It wasn't me! IT WAS YOU. I KNOW YOU. You—don't know anything. You idiot, I know EVERYTHINT. The jig is up! Listen, I can explain! No—no explaining, Jimmy Fallon! YOU are NOT FUNNY. I am—a comic. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. I LAUGHED HARDER AT A SALAMANDAR THAN YOU. [Salamander] That's actually a You know what? That tiny fat Jimmy Fallon almost did it Yeah, almost Almost a laugh, eh? Heeeh. I mean, when it's bad, it's bad and— Okay, I'm Assault with a deadly weapon Stalking Psychological terrorism And My ex had a baby and nobody even told me about it I thought that's what you wanted! I wanted that exactly, but I wanted to at least be TOLD about it This should do the trick Do the trick UGH. THE SNEEPLEZ ARE COMING. THE SNEEPLEZ ARE COMING OK, what the FUCK are SNEEPLEZ?! I don't know but RUN I just found out what a shmeckle was, and now i'm wondering exactly. How many of them is worth what. don't look at me. Okay, that kid is terrifying Who, what—the kidd Wait, go back, why is Fallon infinite all of a sudden. Well, he was, and then… DAMMIT. What. This is your luck. Not mine. I didn't PULL THE PLUG ON I prepared tofu over the sautéed spinach and Brussels sprout kale medley I had made just the night before; I hadn't yet been to the gym, however, I would not go, until my Amazon package, containing the nutritional supplements and workout equipment I had ordered —falling just under a dollar short from being able to afford a new lifting pad—not evening having put together that the awful pain in my neck and shoulders might have come from my thinking that squat lifting two 45s with no protection, as I had seen some others do would do no harm—and although it had been days since I had had a ‘rest' day, it wasn't enough. According to Kylie Jenner, models often worked out 4-8 hours a day, like other athletes, and required to be 90 to 110 lbs—though I was far above age to even imagine a career as a model—I still at least wanted to become as small as possible. First Saint James, And now St Patrick's It's a shame, To play to the candid camera I was framed, like Roger rabbit I was blamed by bad, bad habits It's a sister act, I tip my hat to the fans And have none My numbers dropped As I scrambled at best to blame For half of what I had yet An internet presence Past or present tense The algorithm corrects My Arcadian rhythm hasn't yet I forget as I listen To what always plays in the back of my head, anyway A repetitive silence He's got a good taste in girls, Fascination with words, and immortal preference for dismemberment Embellishments … Interest in cryptocurrency Where were you when I was a punk? Either cuddled up to my mother; Or curled up in a ball, Trying to learn how to walk, Just to run from her— Or under something Forgotten, Had I not the lungs to call for someone to watch me Or even a party, A theology of sorts, As I lost all the world's appeal By the age of four, When school started, Probably Maybe, even The start of a fart, Or the swirl of a thought, Sail away, I'm an unwelcome failure I left [Redacted] alone, On moral obligations, by admissions A standard set for respect, besides my own transgressions Expressions of love of man and animal, Influx of output and perfectly capable of nonchalance, but not Were the works and words of artform, Demolished by cause of a hazard, Wreaking havoc on lost God's Prepare for the apocaplse, Either by train, a fall, or by gun Under all of the money In The Galley The housekeeper dremt of playing piano But could not overcome the rotten body The tree stump of a mother Left to become nothing of Pocahontas Or Pocatello Either one, assumed of such A potato The moral of the story, A new understudy And Marlon Brando Curiosity killed Johnny Depp And what have you got to know Other than to Zoom Or assume that the hat is atop Something or someone you want But these star studded ones Covered in lovers from dawn until dusk Nothing wanted at all, besides love Which could not be done by a man To such a body Summer Allfruit Jam (Trfruit) Come on, Jack, we don't have time for this! I can't! I don't have any blocking for this scene! UGH. Fine, whatever— [Jack Black Follows] WHO! WHO DOES HE FOLLOW? I don't know. Hold on. Dammit. You can tell by this dude's music he just knows how to fuck. Fuck it. I'm in a weird mood anyway, should I I watch mau5's super cringey CNN interview? Probably. It's either that, or Fallon. I'm not watching Fallon, Like fucking ever. Alright, cringey CNN it is. I'm totally okay with feeding this obsession. Tom Hanson What does Because it feeds me back. What if the left and the right got along? What if I showed up at my show, In nothing but a thong? What if I went bright I once thought my aspirations Were delusions of grandeur— Once thought psychic visions as vivid hallucinations Once thought auditory transformations as mutations, Instead of and rather than Musical endeavors Once thought my proclivities As sexual deviance —the defiance of order, as defined by The Order. Worth an incognito Who I've got to know, even The televangelist's anthem has it— What, like a nurse and a psychologist daughter Thought this guy was hot Theory of Genetic Attraction By Doctor CS Monroe Quick, where did I study for my doctorate At Harvard Law I got a doctorate at Harvard Law School?! Doctorate of Law This exists, somehow, I believe Synethetics and Multidimentional Reality: The Algoithm Simulation Theory, Evolved Why! Please don't let my dreams come true. Really, even the dreams about Deadmau5 Well, except those— Except that last one. What was the last one? He was scary. Irish, German, and norweigien, really? Really. Are you sure—not even like hint of Fuck it, it's not your face You're so old It's your soul. Which, notably, might be even older, except. GET OVER HERE, you DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. MOOOOOOORRRRTTTRYYYYYYYYYYY. There he is! Like, Pacific Islander? Nope. Mm. Really. Not indigenous, at all? Not that I know of. BEFORE: COLONIZERS: die. INDIGINOUS: Ok. COLONIZERS: Except you. [insert beautiful Native American woman here]. CONT …you can stay. ok. *dies in childbirth* History successfully erased. WAIT. …Hello. Oh FUCK, What did you do?! I hit “erase” Do me next! {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū.

It doesn't matter whether you're drifting around a corner in Need for Speed, screaming ‘Get Over Here' in Mortal Kombat, or dropping a banana in Mario Kart, video games are about one thing: Skill. Or are they? Aren't video games also about having fun. Enter the debate over Skill2Earn, versis Free2Earn, and what the future of video games looks like. Shouldn't users who spend upwards of 20 hours a week (and sometimes way more), be able to earn tokens, and exchange those tokens across other publishing platforms? Hasn't this very tendency turned some supposed video games into glorified token farms? What about skill and competition? Skill2Earn gaming believes that when you execute that perfect uppercut, you get paid for it. So it is the best of both worlds?

[Lawsuit ] Slit your wrists, or keep sleeping in What's the difference? fat and lazy asshole Should have done what your mommy asked Before your pappy slapped her And she took a rifle to her head right after I'd call you a bastard, But you're up your dad's asshole And take after him: A wife beater [Lawsuit] Totinos pizza eating demon-needer Only go home to watch game of thrones Cause you like [lawsuit] Teeny weenie teens and tots A cradle robber, gnawing on ring pops But now you're out of options Cause you lost me, and I'm not God, But promise, She's watching me, And watching TV with your moms In her arms is phoenixx, And the price is right is on You don't believe me, I like these demons, They bow to me, now “CHURCH OF SATAN!” (Wooooooo!) Time heals all wounds, But not scars When I see stars, I shoot ‘em Time heals all wounds But not scars So when I see stars, I shoot em God gave me rainbows It was a hell of a rain tho MAYbe one day I'll make gold But right now I'm at cohens on 34th in Manhattan with my camera fascinated We commemorated the bravery and lost angles of New Yorks bravest Just trying get some change for laundry Selling my MPC across from AMC What the fuck ever an athiest is, Is crazy as shit Cause today, I was late — And hating myself for it But leaving the store at the perfect moment To see Magic is real A double rainbow over Manhattan Hugging a building I really wanted to throw myself off of It's awful, but i'm broke, homeless and have no love Oh my hoodness I kicked a chicken enchilada from pret In a split decision picked it up Thinkin it was a present But presently, I been pleasantly plump And in a second I can show you How I pump it up Like Skrillex's girlfriend did to her lips Mu got two shields ok Three if you count my har My glasses and my pants Make me unattractive to Manhattan men Meow Four if you count my black skin 5 if you count my OWSLA tattoo That's true I don't know what that has to do with it Age ain't nothing but a number And fuck ain't nothing but a cuss word And love ain't nothing but a cover For us doing Whatever we want And whatever we want Oh shit A hose on the sidewalk Between two traffic cones Reminds me we live in different worlds And in mine you're an idol And I'm suicidal just trying to decide If I should Wash my clothes Or shop at Whole Foods So I don't die of Microwave typhoid Just— Go with it. I wrote some, not tragedies. FLASH FLOOD WARNING: LOW LYING AREAS Manhattan, You low lying bastard You said you liked me So I would blow you Now I'm in a chokehold, Bold move It's so over Poke me a blow hole My echolocations suffocating me: Locations on so I don't get lost But still walking into crosswalks When busses are coming What's the point of living at all If I can't have a body And it's a long walk down the block To get my clothes washed At the laundromat That I can't afford Huh Am I wrong for wanting a home If I'm willing to work for it At lowes or home depo Where my boss Jose don't have a green card But his forefathers worked harder To cross over the border in flocks And send American dollars home And bought farms, And birthed beautiful daughters In our country With long hair Not corn rows Cause black is ugly If you're not beyoncè And there's only one lizzo That I know or Does that pic the picture correctly So have you moved out of the friend zone Not yet “Not yet” lol I'm working on it. The only way to move out of the friend zone Without losing it all Is to make your way to the best friend zone And make your love Before it gets old Cold, and lonely And you're the only one she talks to When her man won't Don't jump so high You can't come down I'm FBI You're just a sad clown Karmas comin around to bite your ass now But not mine White skin, blue eyes— Wow I should be jealous if that was the message But I'm proud The world's a stage, So lose your mind, It's lights out [when the lights to out I lose my] Psyche/ Nah, I'm a paycho I'm over it Like cheese is to nachos— I'm not-yo's! Woah. Finally. How long did that take Try to medicate me for bui-polar And life's over I'm out of my mind And out of time, which I control I told ya Why do white girls always want you to bow to em It's fucked up That's what blue eyes do Suck the life out you Like a vampire and succubbus fucked — 9 Republican for 5 bucks on pornhub The white supremacists run Where I'm from (But you're wife's dumb) Just how you like em To keep your machismo Ego nice and fluffed Whoops Times up Back to workin on my butt so someone can love me CUT What. What now. Just. So do it over. For what. That was perfect. It wasnt. It was. No, it wasn't. Keep rolling No cut Keep rolling I already stopped FUCK ITS BEEN A LONG NIGHT , DOUG WHAT. Who is this. I WANNA GO HOME. Honey, I'm broken Don't love me Really I'm just in it for the music Everybody wants something I want love But it's not for me It's for her I'm a performer Playing the love game But I chose fame Either way, it goes up in flames I'm sad I got tears in my eyes It's the music my my heart Wellin up from my Hunger An Empty stomach Next up: Whole Foods market What happened It cut off. What. Alright, I got 19 stops to talk to God Is that the Empire State Building Or is that the rock It's impossible not to Stop And wonder what the world wants from me— Gangatalkera cough as I walk the crosswalk I'm stuck on the cross in Catholicism For all time Awesome, isn't it? *coughs* Okay, Satan Stop chasin me First Time Becca Mancari (Same key as bridged by a light wave, by the way) It's been a long day, I forgot water, but luckily Stalked up, I can't turn it off, huh? Probably not a lot of plausible options I got 19 minutes To catch this bus From sutphin//archer I'm lost to all of it Don't talk to God much When it's after dark But I've got others callin — Long time since I called my mom (No contact order) You're botherin' me sir— Of course I'm waiting on the 40!!! My works never done or over I'm Immortal, Morty I came out a portal this morning Worrying about an apartment Another super God Complex These bars oughtta hit in a New York Accent only, Depending on the borough though Make euros and doors open Opportunity knockin but my earplugs stuffed in Stop talkin! I'm starving, just wanting A lover or Mormon to storm in; Inform me my callin I'm all in, yo I'm bored here Brother! Yeah. Don't do this often But it's poppin off, the cops are stopping With barkin dogs Got my hands up, But I'm lucky, they don't want me Got some coffee in my pocket from Robbin the market, But you called it, ya'll I'm Robin Hood But feeling good, I'm out the hood for once— From dawn to dusk, Don't look at me funny I don't do drugs I just want money I'm out of fucks But someone's got a lot of em I bough a plot a land and put McDonald's on it Gods talking over my recording, My multi sensory disorders forming Annoyances and disorganization of words, It's horrible, but I'm sure it's all for something Here it comes I'm pulling off again Lost in a borough that's suffering economically Capitol if Karma, I call it All the parked cars are fucked up Like I was from my ex husband Right— That's where I started: The sucker punch that created a monster And left us all hungry And wondering What comes for lunch But I'm fasting 11:11 at last, and My wish is for a salad, a hot shower Man, I'm just glad that I have them Cause there's been times I haven't and Can't live in the past, or go backwards But my last words if I have to have them Will probably be “Fuck the landlords, the dirty bastards Callin a bucket a half bathroom Mad that blacks have them at all Can't have equality for all Building a mall on the Grace of the fallen— A class act, But I'll remember that Stuff in a banana in my backpack I lack SNAP benefits, But immigrants got straight cash I paid my taxes So they can fuck like rabbits And throw trash on the ground Look around you: everything's brown And you're fighting to get out, But in a hour, you'll be in Manhattan Where mansions are 100 stories off the ground And this story's only glorified at all Cause Skrillex wrote it in a coma Then woke up — And all the songs you ever heard by em Were things I scribbled in my notebook, Ground em up into kibble and fed it to my dog, Who shit them out in my yard to feed the mushriooms you were chomping on When you discovered my podcast, Wow, It is cosmic I get lost when I been literally been a starving artist For this long, so fuck it! Doesn't matter what happens after The homeless shelter I was born in hell And guess what! I'm still here— I'll be in Heaven in a minute- I split dimensions in seconds Spinning into relevant sections of undiscovered realms of conciousness Just to write this shit Like I promised to Jesus, God, and the rest of the stars of my novel, before I got here But I'm not here I just fell into a coma I'll wake up in the wrong year Asking for a beer, Here on the 4th floor It's important you know What I'm dying for Ugh Not my bus Not my husband Not my Fuchs to give Not my lesson to stress on If you're wondering what's bugging me I don't know I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning Horny as fuck and hungry But cutting myself off From the only thing I love besides my son (It's sugar) Used to love music then got confused at how to do iits been way more than 19 minutes, by the way But i-d-k At least the rain went away?? —that's a stretch. What, it rhymes. It all kind of rhymes. Grimes. What. Nothin. I just wanna see your baby grown up. Lucky, you have a cool mom Mine's a God, but Younger I made her up to make me tougher But funny enough I'm still soft Like bread and butter Two things I don't eat anymore— Cause body dysmorphia A gift she gave me As a baby But maybe What made me a fine writer And when the tones right I'll get the limelight It's going to be a fine day When I hug my son again “It's going to be a fine night” When I find Sonny / sunni Pause That's my bus I better get on it Fuck Was it the rock all lit up In my favorite color ? It's been a long day But tomorrows longer Try to get up to get my stuff in order Nothings worth this sort of blood and gore I'm 2 in 3 Don't need four to even the score I'm getting poorer by the minute To my horror Money shorter than nails : stubs Turning a storm into maelstroms Stuff in my stomach with kale, yum I'm just trying to be your one and only But upon 30 learned that for males There's only never one So I been sticking up on the archetypes of an ideal husband father and lover The cosmic architect they call me I'm callin all the gods of love to want me So I can love before I'm 40 Give a man a family That was the plan after all Till disaster struck I call him star— Get it Star struck me so hard I saw stars Then thought I was one— But it turns out I'm the sun And when ours grows up I'll make sure he understands Why his mother's fucked up Or if I'm gone, He can listen to this song One More Time Ok , I'm done No you're not… …UGH. HEY, ARNOLD. WHAT. GET OVER HERE! Fuck, this job sucks. The education at PSwhatever Was not top notch. ORDER UP. At all. Alright, this goes to Long Island. LONG ISLAND. Yeah. Can we talk about that gas storms? No. And this one's going to far Rockaway FAR RICKAWAY?! Lol Okay, how to write this Did I stutter!

[Lawsuit ] Slit your wrists, or keep sleeping in What's the difference? fat and lazy asshole Should have done what your mommy asked Before your pappy slapped her And she took a rifle to her head right after I'd call you a bastard, But you're up your dad's asshole And take after him: A wife beater [Lawsuit] Totinos pizza eating demon-needer Only go home to watch game of thrones Cause you like [lawsuit] Teeny weenie teens and tots A cradle robber, gnawing on ring pops But now you're out of options Cause you lost me, and I'm not God, But promise, She's watching me, And watching TV with your moms In her arms is phoenixx, And the price is right is on You don't believe me, I like these demons, They bow to me, now “CHURCH OF SATAN!” (Wooooooo!) Time heals all wounds, But not scars When I see stars, I shoot ‘em Time heals all wounds But not scars So when I see stars, I shoot em God gave me rainbows It was a hell of a rain tho MAYbe one day I'll make gold But right now I'm at cohens on 34th in Manhattan with my camera fascinated We commemorated the bravery and lost angles of New Yorks bravest Just trying get some change for laundry Selling my MPC across from AMC What the fuck ever an athiest is, Is crazy as shit Cause today, I was late — And hating myself for it But leaving the store at the perfect moment To see Magic is real A double rainbow over Manhattan Hugging a building I really wanted to throw myself off of It's awful, but i'm broke, homeless and have no love Oh my hoodness I kicked a chicken enchilada from pret In a split decision picked it up Thinkin it was a present But presently, I been pleasantly plump And in a second I can show you How I pump it up Like Skrillex's girlfriend did to her lips Mu got two shields ok Three if you count my har My glasses and my pants Make me unattractive to Manhattan men Meow Four if you count my black skin 5 if you count my OWSLA tattoo That's true I don't know what that has to do with it Age ain't nothing but a number And fuck ain't nothing but a cuss word And love ain't nothing but a cover For us doing Whatever we want And whatever we want Oh shit A hose on the sidewalk Between two traffic cones Reminds me we live in different worlds And in mine you're an idol And I'm suicidal just trying to decide If I should Wash my clothes Or shop at Whole Foods So I don't die of Microwave typhoid Just— Go with it. I wrote some, not tragedies. FLASH FLOOD WARNING: LOW LYING AREAS Manhattan, You low lying bastard You said you liked me So I would blow you Now I'm in a chokehold, Bold move It's so over Poke me a blow hole My echolocations suffocating me: Locations on so I don't get lost But still walking into crosswalks When busses are coming What's the point of living at all If I can't have a body And it's a long walk down the block To get my clothes washed At the laundromat That I can't afford Huh Am I wrong for wanting a home If I'm willing to work for it At lowes or home depo Where my boss Jose don't have a green card But his forefathers worked harder To cross over the border in flocks And send American dollars home And bought farms, And birthed beautiful daughters In our country With long hair Not corn rows Cause black is ugly If you're not beyoncè And there's only one lizzo That I know or Does that pic the picture correctly So have you moved out of the friend zone Not yet “Not yet” lol I'm working on it. The only way to move out of the friend zone Without losing it all Is to make your way to the best friend zone And make your love Before it gets old Cold, and lonely And you're the only one she talks to When her man won't Don't jump so high You can't come down I'm FBI You're just a sad clown Karmas comin around to bite your ass now But not mine White skin, blue eyes— Wow I should be jealous if that was the message But I'm proud The world's a stage, So lose your mind, It's lights out [when the lights to out I lose my] Psyche/ Nah, I'm a paycho I'm over it Like cheese is to nachos— I'm not-yo's! Woah. Finally. How long did that take Try to medicate me for bui-polar And life's over I'm out of my mind And out of time, which I control I told ya Why do white girls always want you to bow to em It's fucked up That's what blue eyes do Suck the life out you Like a vampire and succubbus fucked — 9 Republican for 5 bucks on pornhub The white supremacists run Where I'm from (But you're wife's dumb) Just how you like em To keep your machismo Ego nice and fluffed Whoops Times up Back to workin on my butt so someone can love me CUT What. What now. Just. So do it over. For what. That was perfect. It wasnt. It was. No, it wasn't. Keep rolling No cut Keep rolling I already stopped FUCK ITS BEEN A LONG NIGHT , DOUG WHAT. Who is this. I WANNA GO HOME. Honey, I'm broken Don't love me Really I'm just in it for the music Everybody wants something I want love But it's not for me It's for her I'm a performer Playing the love game But I chose fame Either way, it goes up in flames I'm sad I got tears in my eyes It's the music my my heart Wellin up from my Hunger An Empty stomach Next up: Whole Foods market What happened It cut off. What. Alright, I got 19 stops to talk to God Is that the Empire State Building Or is that the rock It's impossible not to Stop And wonder what the world wants from me— Gangatalkera cough as I walk the crosswalk I'm stuck on the cross in Catholicism For all time Awesome, isn't it? *coughs* Okay, Satan Stop chasin me First Time Becca Mancari (Same key as bridged by a light wave, by the way) It's been a long day, I forgot water, but luckily Stalked up, I can't turn it off, huh? Probably not a lot of plausible options I got 19 minutes To catch this bus From sutphin//archer I'm lost to all of it Don't talk to God much When it's after dark But I've got others callin — Long time since I called my mom (No contact order) You're botherin' me sir— Of course I'm waiting on the 40!!! My works never done or over I'm Immortal, Morty I came out a portal this morning Worrying about an apartment Another super God Complex These bars oughtta hit in a New York Accent only, Depending on the borough though Make euros and doors open Opportunity knockin but my earplugs stuffed in Stop talkin! I'm starving, just wanting A lover or Mormon to storm in; Inform me my callin I'm all in, yo I'm bored here Brother! Yeah. Don't do this often But it's poppin off, the cops are stopping With barkin dogs Got my hands up, But I'm lucky, they don't want me Got some coffee in my pocket from Robbin the market, But you called it, ya'll I'm Robin Hood But feeling good, I'm out the hood for once— From dawn to dusk, Don't look at me funny I don't do drugs I just want money I'm out of fucks But someone's got a lot of em I bough a plot a land and put McDonald's on it Gods talking over my recording, My multi sensory disorders forming Annoyances and disorganization of words, It's horrible, but I'm sure it's all for something Here it comes I'm pulling off again Lost in a borough that's suffering economically Capitol if Karma, I call it All the parked cars are fucked up Like I was from my ex husband Right— That's where I started: The sucker punch that created a monster And left us all hungry And wondering What comes for lunch But I'm fasting 11:11 at last, and My wish is for a salad, a hot shower Man, I'm just glad that I have them Cause there's been times I haven't and Can't live in the past, or go backwards But my last words if I have to have them Will probably be “Fuck the landlords, the dirty bastards Callin a bucket a half bathroom Mad that blacks have them at all Can't have equality for all Building a mall on the Grace of the fallen— A class act, But I'll remember that Stuff in a banana in my backpack I lack SNAP benefits, But immigrants got straight cash I paid my taxes So they can fuck like rabbits And throw trash on the ground Look around you: everything's brown And you're fighting to get out, But in a hour, you'll be in Manhattan Where mansions are 100 stories off the ground And this story's only glorified at all Cause Skrillex wrote it in a coma Then woke up — And all the songs you ever heard by em Were things I scribbled in my notebook, Ground em up into kibble and fed it to my dog, Who shit them out in my yard to feed the mushriooms you were chomping on When you discovered my podcast, Wow, It is cosmic I get lost when I been literally been a starving artist For this long, so fuck it! Doesn't matter what happens after The homeless shelter I was born in hell And guess what! I'm still here— I'll be in Heaven in a minute- I split dimensions in seconds Spinning into relevant sections of undiscovered realms of conciousness Just to write this shit Like I promised to Jesus, God, and the rest of the stars of my novel, before I got here But I'm not here I just fell into a coma I'll wake up in the wrong year Asking for a beer, Here on the 4th floor It's important you know What I'm dying for Ugh Not my bus Not my husband Not my Fuchs to give Not my lesson to stress on If you're wondering what's bugging me I don't know I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning Horny as fuck and hungry But cutting myself off From the only thing I love besides my son (It's sugar) Used to love music then got confused at how to do iits been way more than 19 minutes, by the way But i-d-k At least the rain went away?? —that's a stretch. What, it rhymes. It all kind of rhymes. Grimes. What. Nothin. I just wanna see your baby grown up. Lucky, you have a cool mom Mine's a God, but Younger I made her up to make me tougher But funny enough I'm still soft Like bread and butter Two things I don't eat anymore— Cause body dysmorphia A gift she gave me As a baby But maybe What made me a fine writer And when the tones right I'll get the limelight It's going to be a fine day When I hug my son again “It's going to be a fine night” When I find Sonny / sunni Pause That's my bus I better get on it Fuck Was it the rock all lit up In my favorite color ? It's been a long day But tomorrows longer Try to get up to get my stuff in order Nothings worth this sort of blood and gore I'm 2 in 3 Don't need four to even the score I'm getting poorer by the minute To my horror Money shorter than nails : stubs Turning a storm into maelstroms Stuff in my stomach with kale, yum I'm just trying to be your one and only But upon 30 learned that for males There's only never one So I been sticking up on the archetypes of an ideal husband father and lover The cosmic architect they call me I'm callin all the gods of love to want me So I can love before I'm 40 Give a man a family That was the plan after all Till disaster struck I call him star— Get it Star struck me so hard I saw stars Then thought I was one— But it turns out I'm the sun And when ours grows up I'll make sure he understands Why his mother's fucked up Or if I'm gone, He can listen to this song One More Time Ok , I'm done No you're not… …UGH. HEY, ARNOLD. WHAT. GET OVER HERE! Fuck, this job sucks. The education at PSwhatever Was not top notch. ORDER UP. At all. Alright, this goes to Long Island. LONG ISLAND. Yeah. Can we talk about that gas storms? No. And this one's going to far Rockaway FAR RICKAWAY?! Lol Okay, how to write this Did I stutter!

[Lawsuit ] Slit your wrists, or keep sleeping in What's the difference? fat and lazy asshole Should have done what your mommy asked Before your pappy slapped her And she took a rifle to her head right after I'd call you a bastard, But you're up your dad's asshole And take after him: A wife beater [Lawsuit] Totinos pizza eating demon-needer Only go home to watch game of thrones Cause you like [lawsuit] Teeny weenie teens and tots A cradle robber, gnawing on ring pops But now you're out of options Cause you lost me, and I'm not God, But promise, She's watching me, And watching TV with your moms In her arms is phoenixx, And the price is right is on You don't believe me, I like these demons, They bow to me, now “CHURCH OF SATAN!” (Wooooooo!) Time heals all wounds, But not scars When I see stars, I shoot ‘em Time heals all wounds But not scars So when I see stars, I shoot em God gave me rainbows It was a hell of a rain tho MAYbe one day I'll make gold But right now I'm at cohens on 34th in Manhattan with my camera fascinated We commemorated the bravery and lost angles of New Yorks bravest Just trying get some change for laundry Selling my MPC across from AMC What the fuck ever an athiest is, Is crazy as shit Cause today, I was late — And hating myself for it But leaving the store at the perfect moment To see Magic is real A double rainbow over Manhattan Hugging a building I really wanted to throw myself off of It's awful, but i'm broke, homeless and have no love Oh my hoodness I kicked a chicken enchilada from pret In a split decision picked it up Thinkin it was a present But presently, I been pleasantly plump And in a second I can show you How I pump it up Like Skrillex's girlfriend did to her lips Mu got two shields ok Three if you count my har My glasses and my pants Make me unattractive to Manhattan men Meow Four if you count my black skin 5 if you count my OWSLA tattoo That's true I don't know what that has to do with it Age ain't nothing but a number And fuck ain't nothing but a cuss word And love ain't nothing but a cover For us doing Whatever we want And whatever we want Oh shit A hose on the sidewalk Between two traffic cones Reminds me we live in different worlds And in mine you're an idol And I'm suicidal just trying to decide If I should Wash my clothes Or shop at Whole Foods So I don't die of Microwave typhoid Just— Go with it. I wrote some, not tragedies. FLASH FLOOD WARNING: LOW LYING AREAS Manhattan, You low lying bastard You said you liked me So I would blow you Now I'm in a chokehold, Bold move It's so over Poke me a blow hole My echolocations suffocating me: Locations on so I don't get lost But still walking into crosswalks When busses are coming What's the point of living at all If I can't have a body And it's a long walk down the block To get my clothes washed At the laundromat That I can't afford Huh Am I wrong for wanting a home If I'm willing to work for it At lowes or home depo Where my boss Jose don't have a green card But his forefathers worked harder To cross over the border in flocks And send American dollars home And bought farms, And birthed beautiful daughters In our country With long hair Not corn rows Cause black is ugly If you're not beyoncè And there's only one lizzo That I know or Does that pic the picture correctly So have you moved out of the friend zone Not yet “Not yet” lol I'm working on it. The only way to move out of the friend zone Without losing it all Is to make your way to the best friend zone And make your love Before it gets old Cold, and lonely And you're the only one she talks to When her man won't Don't jump so high You can't come down I'm FBI You're just a sad clown Karmas comin around to bite your ass now But not mine White skin, blue eyes— Wow I should be jealous if that was the message But I'm proud The world's a stage, So lose your mind, It's lights out [when the lights to out I lose my] Psyche/ Nah, I'm a paycho I'm over it Like cheese is to nachos— I'm not-yo's! Woah. Finally. How long did that take Try to medicate me for bui-polar And life's over I'm out of my mind And out of time, which I control I told ya Why do white girls always want you to bow to em It's fucked up That's what blue eyes do Suck the life out you Like a vampire and succubbus fucked — 9 Republican for 5 bucks on pornhub The white supremacists run Where I'm from (But you're wife's dumb) Just how you like em To keep your machismo Ego nice and fluffed Whoops Times up Back to workin on my butt so someone can love me CUT What. What now. Just. So do it over. For what. That was perfect. It wasnt. It was. No, it wasn't. Keep rolling No cut Keep rolling I already stopped FUCK ITS BEEN A LONG NIGHT , DOUG WHAT. Who is this. I WANNA GO HOME. Honey, I'm broken Don't love me Really I'm just in it for the music Everybody wants something I want love But it's not for me It's for her I'm a performer Playing the love game But I chose fame Either way, it goes up in flames I'm sad I got tears in my eyes It's the music my my heart Wellin up from my Hunger An Empty stomach Next up: Whole Foods market What happened It cut off. What. Alright, I got 19 stops to talk to God Is that the Empire State Building Or is that the rock It's impossible not to Stop And wonder what the world wants from me— Gangatalkera cough as I walk the crosswalk I'm stuck on the cross in Catholicism For all time Awesome, isn't it? *coughs* Okay, Satan Stop chasin me First Time Becca Mancari (Same key as bridged by a light wave, by the way) It's been a long day, I forgot water, but luckily Stalked up, I can't turn it off, huh? Probably not a lot of plausible options I got 19 minutes To catch this bus From sutphin//archer I'm lost to all of it Don't talk to God much When it's after dark But I've got others callin — Long time since I called my mom (No contact order) You're botherin' me sir— Of course I'm waiting on the 40!!! My works never done or over I'm Immortal, Morty I came out a portal this morning Worrying about an apartment Another super God Complex These bars oughtta hit in a New York Accent only, Depending on the borough though Make euros and doors open Opportunity knockin but my earplugs stuffed in Stop talkin! I'm starving, just wanting A lover or Mormon to storm in; Inform me my callin I'm all in, yo I'm bored here Brother! Yeah. Don't do this often But it's poppin off, the cops are stopping With barkin dogs Got my hands up, But I'm lucky, they don't want me Got some coffee in my pocket from Robbin the market, But you called it, ya'll I'm Robin Hood But feeling good, I'm out the hood for once— From dawn to dusk, Don't look at me funny I don't do drugs I just want money I'm out of fucks But someone's got a lot of em I bough a plot a land and put McDonald's on it Gods talking over my recording, My multi sensory disorders forming Annoyances and disorganization of words, It's horrible, but I'm sure it's all for something Here it comes I'm pulling off again Lost in a borough that's suffering economically Capitol if Karma, I call it All the parked cars are fucked up Like I was from my ex husband Right— That's where I started: The sucker punch that created a monster And left us all hungry And wondering What comes for lunch But I'm fasting 11:11 at last, and My wish is for a salad, a hot shower Man, I'm just glad that I have them Cause there's been times I haven't and Can't live in the past, or go backwards But my last words if I have to have them Will probably be “Fuck the landlords, the dirty bastards Callin a bucket a half bathroom Mad that blacks have them at all Can't have equality for all Building a mall on the Grace of the fallen— A class act, But I'll remember that Stuff in a banana in my backpack I lack SNAP benefits, But immigrants got straight cash I paid my taxes So they can fuck like rabbits And throw trash on the ground Look around you: everything's brown And you're fighting to get out, But in a hour, you'll be in Manhattan Where mansions are 100 stories off the ground And this story's only glorified at all Cause Skrillex wrote it in a coma Then woke up — And all the songs you ever heard by em Were things I scribbled in my notebook, Ground em up into kibble and fed it to my dog, Who shit them out in my yard to feed the mushriooms you were chomping on When you discovered my podcast, Wow, It is cosmic I get lost when I been literally been a starving artist For this long, so fuck it! Doesn't matter what happens after The homeless shelter I was born in hell And guess what! I'm still here— I'll be in Heaven in a minute- I split dimensions in seconds Spinning into relevant sections of undiscovered realms of conciousness Just to write this shit Like I promised to Jesus, God, and the rest of the stars of my novel, before I got here But I'm not here I just fell into a coma I'll wake up in the wrong year Asking for a beer, Here on the 4th floor It's important you know What I'm dying for Ugh Not my bus Not my husband Not my Fuchs to give Not my lesson to stress on If you're wondering what's bugging me I don't know I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning Horny as fuck and hungry But cutting myself off From the only thing I love besides my son (It's sugar) Used to love music then got confused at how to do iits been way more than 19 minutes, by the way But i-d-k At least the rain went away?? —that's a stretch. What, it rhymes. It all kind of rhymes. Grimes. What. Nothin. I just wanna see your baby grown up. Lucky, you have a cool mom Mine's a God, but Younger I made her up to make me tougher But funny enough I'm still soft Like bread and butter Two things I don't eat anymore— Cause body dysmorphia A gift she gave me As a baby But maybe What made me a fine writer And when the tones right I'll get the limelight It's going to be a fine day When I hug my son again “It's going to be a fine night” When I find Sonny / sunni Pause That's my bus I better get on it Fuck Was it the rock all lit up In my favorite color ? It's been a long day But tomorrows longer Try to get up to get my stuff in order Nothings worth this sort of blood and gore I'm 2 in 3 Don't need four to even the score I'm getting poorer by the minute To my horror Money shorter than nails : stubs Turning a storm into maelstroms Stuff in my stomach with kale, yum I'm just trying to be your one and only But upon 30 learned that for males There's only never one So I been sticking up on the archetypes of an ideal husband father and lover The cosmic architect they call me I'm callin all the gods of love to want me So I can love before I'm 40 Give a man a family That was the plan after all Till disaster struck I call him star— Get it Star struck me so hard I saw stars Then thought I was one— But it turns out I'm the sun And when ours grows up I'll make sure he understands Why his mother's fucked up Or if I'm gone, He can listen to this song One More Time Ok , I'm done No you're not… …UGH. HEY, ARNOLD. WHAT. GET OVER HERE! Fuck, this job sucks. The education at PSwhatever Was not top notch. ORDER UP. At all. Alright, this goes to Long Island. LONG ISLAND. Yeah. Can we talk about that gas storms? No. And this one's going to far Rockaway FAR RICKAWAY?! Lol Okay, how to write this Did I stutter!

[Lawsuit ] Slit your wrists, or keep sleeping in What's the difference? fat and lazy asshole Should have done what your mommy asked Before your pappy slapped her And she took a rifle to her head right after I'd call you a bastard, But you're up your dad's asshole And take after him: A wife beater [Lawsuit] Totinos pizza eating demon-needer Only go home to watch game of thrones Cause you like [lawsuit] Teeny weenie teens and tots A cradle robber, gnawing on ring pops But now you're out of options Cause you lost me, and I'm not God, But promise, She's watching me, And watching TV with your moms In her arms is phoenixx, And the price is right is on You don't believe me, I like these demons, They bow to me, now “CHURCH OF SATAN!” (Wooooooo!) Time heals all wounds, But not scars When I see stars, I shoot ‘em Time heals all wounds But not scars So when I see stars, I shoot em God gave me rainbows It was a hell of a rain tho MAYbe one day I'll make gold But right now I'm at cohens on 34th in Manhattan with my camera fascinated We commemorated the bravery and lost angles of New Yorks bravest Just trying get some change for laundry Selling my MPC across from AMC What the fuck ever an athiest is, Is crazy as shit Cause today, I was late — And hating myself for it But leaving the store at the perfect moment To see Magic is real A double rainbow over Manhattan Hugging a building I really wanted to throw myself off of It's awful, but i'm broke, homeless and have no love Oh my hoodness I kicked a chicken enchilada from pret In a split decision picked it up Thinkin it was a present But presently, I been pleasantly plump And in a second I can show you How I pump it up Like Skrillex's girlfriend did to her lips Mu got two shields ok Three if you count my har My glasses and my pants Make me unattractive to Manhattan men Meow Four if you count my black skin 5 if you count my OWSLA tattoo That's true I don't know what that has to do with it Age ain't nothing but a number And fuck ain't nothing but a cuss word And love ain't nothing but a cover For us doing Whatever we want And whatever we want Oh shit A hose on the sidewalk Between two traffic cones Reminds me we live in different worlds And in mine you're an idol And I'm suicidal just trying to decide If I should Wash my clothes Or shop at Whole Foods So I don't die of Microwave typhoid Just— Go with it. I wrote some, not tragedies. FLASH FLOOD WARNING: LOW LYING AREAS Manhattan, You low lying bastard You said you liked me So I would blow you Now I'm in a chokehold, Bold move It's so over Poke me a blow hole My echolocations suffocating me: Locations on so I don't get lost But still walking into crosswalks When busses are coming What's the point of living at all If I can't have a body And it's a long walk down the block To get my clothes washed At the laundromat That I can't afford Huh Am I wrong for wanting a home If I'm willing to work for it At lowes or home depo Where my boss Jose don't have a green card But his forefathers worked harder To cross over the border in flocks And send American dollars home And bought farms, And birthed beautiful daughters In our country With long hair Not corn rows Cause black is ugly If you're not beyoncè And there's only one lizzo That I know or Does that pic the picture correctly So have you moved out of the friend zone Not yet “Not yet” lol I'm working on it. The only way to move out of the friend zone Without losing it all Is to make your way to the best friend zone And make your love Before it gets old Cold, and lonely And you're the only one she talks to When her man won't Don't jump so high You can't come down I'm FBI You're just a sad clown Karmas comin around to bite your ass now But not mine White skin, blue eyes— Wow I should be jealous if that was the message But I'm proud The world's a stage, So lose your mind, It's lights out [when the lights to out I lose my] Psyche/ Nah, I'm a paycho I'm over it Like cheese is to nachos— I'm not-yo's! Woah. Finally. How long did that take Try to medicate me for bui-polar And life's over I'm out of my mind And out of time, which I control I told ya Why do white girls always want you to bow to em It's fucked up That's what blue eyes do Suck the life out you Like a vampire and succubbus fucked — 9 Republican for 5 bucks on pornhub The white supremacists run Where I'm from (But you're wife's dumb) Just how you like em To keep your machismo Ego nice and fluffed Whoops Times up Back to workin on my butt so someone can love me CUT What. What now. Just. So do it over. For what. That was perfect. It wasnt. It was. No, it wasn't. Keep rolling No cut Keep rolling I already stopped FUCK ITS BEEN A LONG NIGHT , DOUG WHAT. Who is this. I WANNA GO HOME. Honey, I'm broken Don't love me Really I'm just in it for the music Everybody wants something I want love But it's not for me It's for her I'm a performer Playing the love game But I chose fame Either way, it goes up in flames I'm sad I got tears in my eyes It's the music my my heart Wellin up from my Hunger An Empty stomach Next up: Whole Foods market What happened It cut off. What. Alright, I got 19 stops to talk to God Is that the Empire State Building Or is that the rock It's impossible not to Stop And wonder what the world wants from me— Gangatalkera cough as I walk the crosswalk I'm stuck on the cross in Catholicism For all time Awesome, isn't it? *coughs* Okay, Satan Stop chasin me First Time Becca Mancari (Same key as bridged by a light wave, by the way) It's been a long day, I forgot water, but luckily Stalked up, I can't turn it off, huh? Probably not a lot of plausible options I got 19 minutes To catch this bus From sutphin//archer I'm lost to all of it Don't talk to God much When it's after dark But I've got others callin — Long time since I called my mom (No contact order) You're botherin' me sir— Of course I'm waiting on the 40!!! My works never done or over I'm Immortal, Morty I came out a portal this morning Worrying about an apartment Another super God Complex These bars oughtta hit in a New York Accent only, Depending on the borough though Make euros and doors open Opportunity knockin but my earplugs stuffed in Stop talkin! I'm starving, just wanting A lover or Mormon to storm in; Inform me my callin I'm all in, yo I'm bored here Brother! Yeah. Don't do this often But it's poppin off, the cops are stopping With barkin dogs Got my hands up, But I'm lucky, they don't want me Got some coffee in my pocket from Robbin the market, But you called it, ya'll I'm Robin Hood But feeling good, I'm out the hood for once— From dawn to dusk, Don't look at me funny I don't do drugs I just want money I'm out of fucks But someone's got a lot of em I bough a plot a land and put McDonald's on it Gods talking over my recording, My multi sensory disorders forming Annoyances and disorganization of words, It's horrible, but I'm sure it's all for something Here it comes I'm pulling off again Lost in a borough that's suffering economically Capitol if Karma, I call it All the parked cars are fucked up Like I was from my ex husband Right— That's where I started: The sucker punch that created a monster And left us all hungry And wondering What comes for lunch But I'm fasting 11:11 at last, and My wish is for a salad, a hot shower Man, I'm just glad that I have them Cause there's been times I haven't and Can't live in the past, or go backwards But my last words if I have to have them Will probably be “Fuck the landlords, the dirty bastards Callin a bucket a half bathroom Mad that blacks have them at all Can't have equality for all Building a mall on the Grace of the fallen— A class act, But I'll remember that Stuff in a banana in my backpack I lack SNAP benefits, But immigrants got straight cash I paid my taxes So they can fuck like rabbits And throw trash on the ground Look around you: everything's brown And you're fighting to get out, But in a hour, you'll be in Manhattan Where mansions are 100 stories off the ground And this story's only glorified at all Cause Skrillex wrote it in a coma Then woke up — And all the songs you ever heard by em Were things I scribbled in my notebook, Ground em up into kibble and fed it to my dog, Who shit them out in my yard to feed the mushriooms you were chomping on When you discovered my podcast, Wow, It is cosmic I get lost when I been literally been a starving artist For this long, so fuck it! Doesn't matter what happens after The homeless shelter I was born in hell And guess what! I'm still here— I'll be in Heaven in a minute- I split dimensions in seconds Spinning into relevant sections of undiscovered realms of conciousness Just to write this shit Like I promised to Jesus, God, and the rest of the stars of my novel, before I got here But I'm not here I just fell into a coma I'll wake up in the wrong year Asking for a beer, Here on the 4th floor It's important you know What I'm dying for Ugh Not my bus Not my husband Not my Fuchs to give Not my lesson to stress on If you're wondering what's bugging me I don't know I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning Horny as fuck and hungry But cutting myself off From the only thing I love besides my son (It's sugar) Used to love music then got confused at how to do iits been way more than 19 minutes, by the way But i-d-k At least the rain went away?? —that's a stretch. What, it rhymes. It all kind of rhymes. Grimes. What. Nothin. I just wanna see your baby grown up. Lucky, you have a cool mom Mine's a God, but Younger I made her up to make me tougher But funny enough I'm still soft Like bread and butter Two things I don't eat anymore— Cause body dysmorphia A gift she gave me As a baby But maybe What made me a fine writer And when the tones right I'll get the limelight It's going to be a fine day When I hug my son again “It's going to be a fine night” When I find Sonny / sunni Pause That's my bus I better get on it Fuck Was it the rock all lit up In my favorite color ? It's been a long day But tomorrows longer Try to get up to get my stuff in order Nothings worth this sort of blood and gore I'm 2 in 3 Don't need four to even the score I'm getting poorer by the minute To my horror Money shorter than nails : stubs Turning a storm into maelstroms Stuff in my stomach with kale, yum I'm just trying to be your one and only But upon 30 learned that for males There's only never one So I been sticking up on the archetypes of an ideal husband father and lover The cosmic architect they call me I'm callin all the gods of love to want me So I can love before I'm 40 Give a man a family That was the plan after all Till disaster struck I call him star— Get it Star struck me so hard I saw stars Then thought I was one— But it turns out I'm the sun And when ours grows up I'll make sure he understands Why his mother's fucked up Or if I'm gone, He can listen to this song One More Time Ok , I'm done No you're not… …UGH. HEY, ARNOLD. WHAT. GET OVER HERE! Fuck, this job sucks. The education at PSwhatever Was not top notch. ORDER UP. At all. Alright, this goes to Long Island. LONG ISLAND. Yeah. Can we talk about that gas storms? No. And this one's going to far Rockaway FAR RICKAWAY?! Lol Okay, how to write this Did I stutter!

Get Over Here, Gamers! This week's episode of Konsole Kombat is a wild one, as we see what happens when Master Assassin Ezio Auditore takes on Tech Wizard Tails, and then, with some Arbitor hijinks, Scotty Macho of the Max Destruction Podcast pops in while Dean gets the black hole treatment again! Scotty joined John to determine who wins between War Veteran and Strategist Liquid Ocelot and Mortal Kombat's Resident Hell Specter, Scorpion! These 2 fights were so much fun to discuss, and there's no doubt you will enjoy it too! This show is part of the DynaMic Podcast Network! ⁠www.dynamicpodcasts.com⁠ Follow us on Instagram and TikTok: @konsolekombatpodcast and check out our Website for the latest! ⁠konsolekombat.com⁠ Please show your support and leave us a 5 star Rating and Review on your Podcast Platform of choice! 01:48 Enter the Drop Zone 25:57 Choose Your Characters 1: Ezio Vs Tails 31:55 Battle Speculation 1 51:16 Hacking The Game 1 53:54 A Wild Scotty Appears 54:49 Choose Your Characters 2: Ocelot Vs Scorpion 57:05 Battle Speculation 2 1:15:18 Hacking The Game 2 1:21:50 Sneaking in the Network Drop --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/konsolekombat/message

This movie rules. The soundtrack alone will make you want to punch everything within a six foot radius of you. Shang Tsung is just *chewing* scenery here and it's glorious. You know you want to check back to 1995 and relive all the "GET OVER HERE'S" you can get, so come on!Hey, leave us a great review and subscribe to the podcast!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GET OVER HERE! Again! Because this week we're leaving Earthrealm to talk about Mortal Kombat II! I'm joined by Raging Demon (Kommand List) and Rick Firestone (Pixel Project Radio) as we test our might against one of the most popular games in the series.  Support my guests! Check out Pixel Project Radio here!  You can find Kommand List here!  Support the Main Quest on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ Get yourself something nice on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Teepublic Symphony of a Forgotten Sprite provided by ⁠⁠Adhesivewombat

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Episode 15 is here, and things are taking a dark turn as we learn that Kaeko has been kidnapped and taken to the evil lair of the Critical Encounters podcast. Not all is lost, however, as we still manage to enjoy a great show with Verdaen from Critical Encounters--and he comes bearing gifts! The end of the episode features the details on our first ever giveaway. Thanks to Critical Encounters for providing a full set of promo cards from the early wave, featuring full art variants for Black Widow, Thor, and Ms. Marvel, along with Get Over Here!, Tackle and Stealth Strike.  All you have to do is fill out the Google Form for a chance to win. Check out LazyTitan's deck for Superpower Adaptation: Dive Bomb, Baby! We are looking for feedback from the community that listens to this show, so please get in touch to let us know what you think of the podcast, and please take time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, it only takes a minute and it really makes a difference! Email: winninghandpodcast@gmail.com IG: @winninghandpodcast  Discord: Boomguy57 | LazyTitan421 | Kaeko64 Reddit: @therealboomguy57

Matthew 24         Make the Call     -things get bad.         Get Over Here   -things getting worse.         I'll Never Play the Piano Again   - things getting unbearable.         Light Them Up  - things made right.

It might be hard to believe, but we haven't had a live show at PAX in four years. Why? We honestly couldn't say. But in 2023, we're making our grand return to the famed video game convention to celebrate the 28th anniversary of Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins! And frankly, we'd love to see you there. Check out the details below: When: Saturday, September 2nd at 7:00pm  Where: PAX West, The Monarch Theatre And here's the panel description, straight from the PAX website: Shortly before the first Mortal Kombat movie violenced its way into theaters the world got a brief preview of this cinematic event with The Journey Begins. This direct-to-video commercial gave fans a taste of the upcoming film's first act rendered in cut-rate 2D animation and CGI scenes that make Reboot look like Pixar. And it only cost $19.99! On this panel, join your pals at the What A Cartoon podcast as they give you a tour of the highs and lows of this piece of MK media so you don't have to suffer through the whole thing yourself. As a new Mortal Kombat looms ever closer GET OVER HERE and see how far we've truly come!

It might be hard to believe, but we haven't had a live show at PAX in four years. Why? We honestly couldn't say. But in 2023, we're making our grand return to the famed video game convention to celebrate the 28th anniversary of Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins! And frankly, we'd love to see you there. Check out the details below: When: Saturday, September 2nd at 7:00pm  Where: PAX West, The Monarch Theatre And here's the panel description, straight from the PAX website: Shortly before the first Mortal Kombat movie violenced its way into theaters the world got a brief preview of this cinematic event with The Journey Begins. This direct-to-video commercial gave fans a taste of the upcoming film's first act rendered in cut-rate 2D animation and CGI scenes that make Reboot look like Pixar. And it only cost $19.99! On this panel, join your pals at the What A Cartoon podcast as they give you a tour of the highs and lows of this piece of MK media so you don't have to suffer through the whole thing yourself. As a new Mortal Kombat looms ever closer GET OVER HERE and see how far we've truly come!

GET OVER HERE! Chris Casamassa is a high level Karate black belt and NASKA champion. We talk about his life long training and competing in Karate, running his families multiple successful academies Red Dragon Karate, behind the scene stories playing the iconic role of Scorpion in the original live action Mortal Kombat movie, behind the scene stories performing in the Batman suit as George Clooney's stunt double in Batman & Robin, working on the the movies Blade and the original Karate Kid movie, and much more!

Episode #204. Street Fighter 6 Review, Mortal Kombat 1 Preview Tony and Quoc discuss Transformers, Beast Wars, and review Street Fighter 6 and discuss the teaser trailer for Mortal Kombat 1. Get Over Here! ========== Follow us onTwitter Facebook Instagram YouTube Patreon Stream us on Twitch! Visit our site at www.ntfttpod.com ! You can contribute by emailing us at ntfttpod@gmail.com! Hurdy gur and warp speed! Support No Time For Time Travel Pod by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/no-time-for-time-travel-pod Find out more at https://no-time-for-time-travel-pod.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast. Try Pinecast for free, forever, no credit card required. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-e52a8a for 40% off for 4 months, and support No Time For Time Travel Pod.

GET OVER HERE. A new Mortal Kombat has been revealed and Blessing and Tim are here to talk about it. Also do we finally have a release window for Grand Theft Auto 6? Time Stamps - 00:00:00 - Start 00:06:25 - Housekeeping A new Kinda Funny Gamescast is up and it's everyone's first impressions on Zelda Tears of The Kingdom after the first weekend playing the game. Youtube.com/KindaFunnyGames Today, Greg puts the Kinda Funny Championship on the line ON THE GREEN! That's right, Greg, Nick, Andy, and Mike are hitting the links of EA PGA Tour in a sponsored stream to determine who's the best at GARLF! Tune in on Twitch and YouTube Thursday after KFGD to see Greg easily defend his championship against three losers. (This message is brought to you by Greg Miller.) On Friday, May 19th we're celebrating Kev and Mike's b-day with a special a subathon marathon stream. We're gonna get in our PJs, build a fort, and go late if you want it! Come join us for some snacks, games, and sleep over vibes! The Roper Report  - 00:10:04 - The new Mortal Kombat has been announced 00:25:29 - GTA 6 Might Be Coming Out as Soon as Next Year 00:36:43 - Ad 00:37:49 - Sony unveils Access controller for PS5 to assist disabled players 00:40:00 - Lords of the Fallen Arrives This October 00:42:15 - Xbox Debuts PC Games to NVIDIA GeForce NOW Members Beginning Today 00:44:27 - BlizzCon 2023 returns to a live event in November 00:49:37 - Spongebob is coming to Power Wash simulator 00:53:20 - Out Today 00:56:05 - “Has PlayStation ever missed?” - Cwluc 01:02:48 - You‘re Wrong Tomorrow's Hosts: Greg & Tim Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

GET OVER HERE! Because today on the show I am joined by Mortal Kombat enthusiast and host of MK Podquest Neal! We fall into a deep pit of history of this inaugural game and not only speaking to its importance to Sega's success but how it helped changed the very foundation of how we consume video games as a form of media. Find Neal and everything he does: MK Podquest Crew Expendable Neal's Retro Gaming Page Support the Main Quest by joining the Patreon for only $1! Get early access to ad free episodes and much more! Further support the show by visiting the merch store! Treat yourself to something nice, we know you deserve it!

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"Hey Bub...GET OVER HERE!"   What's up Nerds and Nerdettes! This is another good one for our premiere month at 30&Nerdy Podcast full of Mutants and Mortals, as we celebrate 30 years of both X-Men The Animated Series and Mortal Kombat! We will discuss characters, memories, and so much more! Follow along and let us know your memories using the #30AndNerdyPod while listening.  Cheers To Ya Nerds!   SHOW NOTES 0:00 - Opening  2:05 - Juice Talks Disney 8:56 - Talkin Tennessee 22:02 - Recap of Last Week 24:13 - RandoNerdica: Black Adam and Ezra Miller 30:13 - The Loss of Two Legends 35:10 - Harrison Ford in The MCU?! 36:47 - NERDcabulary Word 39:32 - Intermission 42:21 - XMen The Animated Series 30th Anniversary  1:08:27 - Intermission 1:10:00 - Mortal Kombat 30th Anniversary 1:45:04 - Next Time on 30&Nerdy Podcast 1:46:15 - Closing and The Ballad of 30& Nerdy   30&Nerdy Opening Rift: Kyle Standifer The Ballad of 30&Nerdy: Beth Crowley   Season 5 of is Presented By: Advertising Expressions 30&Nerdy Podcast is a BadCastCompany Production and a member of PodNation and a survivor of theaPODalypse 30&Nerdy Podcast is a member of The #InNerdCircle on Twitter and a founding member of #TheCouncilOfNerds   This Episode is brought to you by: OEB LAW Tennessee Legen Distillery Gatlinburg Brewing Company Encore Theatrical Company     You can learn more about 30&Nerdy Podcast by visiting  The Fortress of NERDitude and while you are there, subscribe to our Nerdly Newsletter for behind the scenes, announcements, and Nerdly News updates.    Patreon   Have some thoughts or questions? Email us at 30andnerdypod@gmail.com or leave us a voicemail    Shop Nerdy at The 30&Nerdy Tee Public Store   Cheers To Ya Nerds!

GET OVER HERE! In a change to the scheduled episode, a smaller Nanorama (episodes slightly shorter, but focusing on interesting titbits of information) on the history and legacy of the original Mortal Kombat film adaptation from 1995, and its much maligned sequel... YOUR SOUL IS MINE! Mortal Kombat, as a video game, was a worldwide phenomenon. It made sense to make it into a movie. It really was an unprecedented hit, too. And it all started with the arcade game for Terminator 2: Judgement Day and Midway Games' love of Jean-Claude Van Damme.... TEST YOUR MIGHT! Mortal Kombat: Annihilation promised three times the ambition of the first movie, with more fights, more special effects and more Outworld. It did follow through on those promises, to be fair to varying degrees of success, but there was some genuine innovation behind the scenes... FINISH HER! https://thatsequelguy.wordpress.com/2021/03/05/fatality-to-friendship-mortal-kombat-annihilation-1997/ (Dom O'Brien's article on Mortal Kombat: Annihilation) FLAWLESS VICTORY! MOOORTALLL KOMMMBATTT!!!

On this week's episode, the gang was live on the Internet a while back chatting about the 2021 Mortal Kombat reboot! Yes, this was the film that had a horrendously animated all-lizard Reptile, a really cool prologue sequence that feels like it's from another (better) movie, someone getting stabbed with their own frozen blood, and, you guessed it, a no-name protagonist that no one in the audience cares about! PLUS: The return of the VHS Trailer Game and a stupid t-shirt contest!  Mortal Kombat (2021) stars Lewis Tan, Jessica McNamee, Josh Lawson, Joe Taslim, Mehcad Brooks, Tadanobu Asano, Chin Han, Ludi Lin, Max Huang, and Hiroyuki Sanada as Scorpion; directed by Simon McQuoid. Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Roll For Intent Episode 8 - Get Over Here! After beating back the corpselights in the shrine, the party comes face to face with an arachnid monstrosity trapped in a crumbling prison. https://rollforintent.com/episode/episode-8-get-over-here This is a Pathfinder 2nd Edition actual play podcast focused on the Abomination Vaults adventure path, published by Paizo Inc. Check out our https://rollforintent.com/ (website), follow us on https://twitter.com/rollforintent (twitter) and join us on https://rollforintent.com/discord (discord)! *** Roll For Intent uses trademarks and/or copyrights owned by Paizo Inc., used under https://paizo.com/communityuse (Paizo's Community Use Policy). We are expressly prohibited from charging you to use or access this content. Roll For Intent is not published, endorsed, or specifically approved by Paizo. For more information about Paizo Inc. and Paizo Products, visit paizo.com *** https://paizo.com/products/btq026kj?Pathfinder-Adventure-Path-163-Ruins-of-Gauntlight (Abomination Vaults : Ruins of Gauntlight) - James Jacobs https://paizo.com/products/btq027jm?Pathfinder-Adventure-Path-164-Hands-of-the-Devil (Abomination Vaults : Hands of the Devil )- Vanessa Hoskins https://paizo.com/products/btq024xm?Pathfinder-Adventure-Path-165-Eyes-of-Empty-Death (Abomination Vaults : Eyes of Empty Death) - Stephen Radney-MacFarland https://paizo.com/products/btq026k1?Pathfinder-Adventure-Troubles-in-Otari (Troubles In Otari) - Jason Keely, Lyz Lidell, Ron Lundeen *** Copyright 2022 Roman Neville Productions Mentioned in this episode: The Patreon is Live! Hey everyone! After months of fans asking, we've finally gone live on a Patreon! There's tiers from $3 to $50, so no matter what you're able to give, you can still become a part of you are willing!!! Check it out at https://rollforintent.com/supportus or https://patreon.com/rollforintent

GET OVER HERE if you want to hear two grown men debate the dumbest characters out of the extensive and decade-spanning roster of one of the greatest videogame franchises of all time!   You might feel TOASTY after hearing Ben and Tom wax nostalgic about some of the good, bad, and ugly of Mortal Kombat.   Check us out on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrVDCRWjYTe4LWDFZRNIkhw   Music and sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com    Artwork by Thorn and Thistle: https://www.instagram.com/thorn.thistle/    Check out Tom's Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/bonesawminiatures/?hl=en

GET OVER HERE and listen to our hosts, James and Kelly, discuss and review Mortal Kombat! This 2021 film was directed by Simon McQuoid and stars Lewis Tan, Joe Taslim and Hiroyuki Sanada. You may also hear some bonus content after the outro in our Best Friends HQ. Hit us up at thebestfriendreviews@gmail.comTwitter: @bfmoviereviews

GET OVER HERE!!!! and listen to us talk about our thoughts on Godzilla vs Kong and Mortal Kombat.  Movies that were released to the movie theaters and HBO now.  Where did we watch them and what did we think?  Listen to the episode now and let us know what you think.

Test your might! MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAT! Fighting games are a huge part of your history as friends. We also have sat through quite a few horrible movie adaptations of those same games. For our big show this week, we're revisiting the game and the original Paul W.S. Anderson movie! How will it hold up against player 2? That's right, we're loading up HBO Max's brand new 'Mortal Kombat' film to pit them against each other in a fight for the ages. If you have any cheat codes, dust them off and stretch your fingers. Christopher Lambert is about to be your guide through our 'Mortal Kombat' show. Now, GET OVER HERE! and give this episode a listen! Support 40 Going On 14 at our Ko-Fi link! Donate a cup of coffee to the guys to help keep us running! This week's Geek Life Radio song/artist is Brentalfloss and Tecmo Bowl With Lyrics - you can buy this track here on Amazon!

Test your might! MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAT! Fighting games are a huge part of your history as friends. We also have sat through quite a few horrible movie adaptations of those same games. For our big show this week, we're revisiting the game and the original Paul W.S. Anderson movie! How will it hold up against player 2? That's right, we're loading up HBO Max's brand new 'Mortal Kombat' film to pit them against each other in a fight for the ages. If you have any cheat codes, dust them off and stretch your fingers.     Christopher Lambert is about to be your guide through our 'Mortal Kombat' show. Now, GET OVER HERE! and give this episode a listen!   Support 40 Going On 14 at our Ko-Fi link! Donate a cup of coffee to the guys to help keep us running! This week's Geek Life Radio song/artist is Brentalfloss and Tecmo Bowl With Lyrics - you can buy this track here on Amazon!

GET OVER HERE....and listen as your 3 favorite hosts review mortal kombat while being held hostage by sub zero am scorpion.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHECK OUT OUR PODCAST HERE: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hooligan-hangout/id1510290822 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0PcKSKMY47y3BHVphBu5vK?si=5ZhyzuPARtOihUqkPnucjg Google: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8yZWFjZDY1OC9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw Anchor: https://anchor.fm/thehooliganhangout -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SOCIAL MEDIA: Instagram: https://instagram.com/_thehooliganhangout_?igshid=1nhugyo5cpz50 Twitter: https://twitter.com/HooliganHangout -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hang-10 News Song: Jim Yosef & Valentina Franco - Chasing Dreams [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream: http://ncs.io/Reloaded Watch: http://youtu.be/WkWY9ctNr0I Mortal Kombat Video Game Movie Review --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thehooliganhangout/message

IT HAS BEGUN...AGAIN! We're talking about the 'Mortal Kombat' reboot directed by Simon McQuoid! So, GET OVER HERE and pull up an ice block while we discuss if this updated foray was a fatality or flawless victory—FINISH THEM!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/moviedumpster)

GET OVER HERE! (is a thing we say often during this episode) We welcome Ray Harrington into the studio this week for a VERY funny episode to learn about the history of the Mortal Kombat franchise. We discuss some listener emails, then Ray offers 100% legitimate, not at all made-up spoilers for the 2021 Mortal Kombat film. I start the look into what made the hyperviolent franchise tick. How it came about, how it evolved, and where it's going. We then offer our own Mortal Kombat Kharacters and what some of their moves might be. FINISH HIM! (I think this episode is a good time even if you know nothing about the games or movies!) - Brad MP3 Download

GET OVER HERE and listen to Dave and Jonah breakdown the absurd arcana, soul-sucking fatalities, and that random guy named Cole of the Mortal Kombat reboot. They step inside the ring with All Elite Wrestling announcer and former pro-wrestler Excalibur to uncover the intersection of pro wrestling and Mortal Kombat lore. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For our second podcast review this week, I am joined by Josh Parham & Dan Bayer. Today, we are reviewing the re-boot of the "Mortal Kombat" franchise, appropriately titled "Mortal Kombat," which is now streaming on HBO Max. The film stars an international ensemble cast that includes Lewis Tan, Jessica McNamee, Josh Lawson, Tadanobu Asano, Mehcad Brooks, Ludi Lin, Chin Han, Joe Taslim & Hiroyuki Sanada, along with a ton of blood-soaked fatalities and mythological backstory to introduce us to these characters and this world. How does it all come together? What did we think? GET OVER HERE to find out! Check out more on NextBestPicture.com Please subscribe on... SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/nextbestpicturepodcast iTunes Podcasts - https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/negs-best-film-podcast/id1087678387?mt=2 Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/7IMIzpYehTqeUa1d9EC4jT And be sure to help support us on Patreon for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/NextBestPicture

This week, Sarah and Ricky do a deep dive on the deep dish pizza they ate while digesting Melissa McCarthy's and Octavia Spencer's new Netflix joint, THUNDER FORCE! In the process, they also wind up talking about.... Downtown Chicago and Midtown Manhattan DEVIL IN THE WHITE CITY by Erik Larson FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF  Veep, starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus Falcon & The Winter Soldier, streaming on Disney Plus Mystery Science Theater 3000! Next week tho... “GET OVER HERE!” for MORTAL KOMBAT! (streaming on HBOMAX)

Mortal Kombat is kicking it's way back in theaters, 24 years after the last film in the video game inspired franchise disappointed critics and fans alike. But what if the 90's had ended with a 3rd Mortal Kombat film in the original continuity? Enter the SequelQuest crew, imagining the next exciting installment of a Mortal Kombat trilogy. Will a story of Sonya & Johnny's daughter tear your heart out? Will it be a spine-ripping spin-off starring Stryker and Kabal that draws first blood? Or will a healthy dose of "Meta Kombat" emerge victorious? GET OVER HERE and listen now.Stream our SequelQuest Back Catalogue from the links below or find the show on the NEW TRN Feed on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, Podbean, SoundCloud and more.SequelQuest Back Catalogue:NEW! Now on Spotify as well! https://spoti.fi/2IrmZOFiTunes http://apple.co/2qJQwuxGooglePodcasts http://bit.ly/2qwIkl7Soundcloud http://bit.ly/2p28pILTuneIn http://bit.ly/2pKRWWfStitcher http://bit.ly/2BJaBGmPodbean http://bit.ly/2nqSQHzNEW TheRetroNetwork Feed:TRN Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/TRNpodFeed Credits:Intro MusicMusic: "Let's Go Back" performed by Donovan RaittMusic: Bensound.com "Instinct"Exit MusicMusic: "Let's Go Back" performed by Donovan RaittTechnical Producer: Jeramy HubbardSocial Media Producer: Adam Pope & Jeramy HubbardWebsite: http://theretronetwork.comWebsite: http://sequelquestpod.comTwitter: @SQPodTwitter: @TRNsocialInstagram: @ SequelQuestFacebook: SequelquestAll rights to the individual Intellectual Properties discussed on SequelQuest are under the ownership of their respective current owners, no copyright infringement is intended.

ROUND 2 HAS BEGUN! 'Super Kombat Fighter: Double Dumpster Edition Turbo' month continues with a Paul W.S. Anderson movie we actually like! Soul stealing sorcerer Shang Tsung rounds up Earthrealm's mightiest warriors for a deadly martial arts tournament to decide the fate of the universe. With a little help from the jovial God of Thunder, Christopher Lambert's Raiden *HEH HEH HEH*, Puerto Rican Princess Kitana, and Chris Farley the ‘Beverly Hills Ninja', the warriors of Earth just might have a chance at stopping the evil Outworld Emperor Shao Kahn from merging the realms in seven days...or something. Before ‘Mortal Kombat: Annihilation' gave us a Fatality and ripped out our spines, there was a movie that set the standard for great video game adaptations. We're talking Scorpion and Sub-Zero! Kano and Sonya Blade! Liu Kang and Goro! Johnny Cage and Art Lean! Reptile and terrible 90's CGI!! All that and more as we travel back to the arcade to fill our hearts full of Friendship. So grab your $500 sunglasses, wave goodbye to Jaxx, and GET OVER HERE because we're putting another quarter in 1995's Mortal Kombat!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/moviedumpster)

In this weeks episode we're saying “Get Over Here” as we discuss the latest trailers and news from around the Geekiverse! Join us as we talk E-Sports in Toronto, Daft Punk's split, and the possible titles of the next Spider-Man movie. All that and so much more on The Geekcentric Podcast. Check out Geekcentric on: YouTube Instagram Twitter Join Nate as he plays games every Tuesday and Thursday at 8PM - twitch.tv/nateplaysgames

HADOKEN! GET OVER HERE! C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! All of these are sounds of the arcade and fighting game scene in general. But what about the fighting games that we didn't play to death? On this episode of XVGM Radio, we dive into the music from fighting games to which we have zero nostalgia. From heavy discussions about balls..er…ballz, Alice Deejay comparisons, to the surprising lack of memories from giants like Sega, SNK and Konami, this is an episode full of monster tunes of an eclectic nature. New Jack Swing, 90s techno, jazz and funk are all represented. Get ready for a VGM tournament of which these two hosts haven't attended as our No Nostalgia series continues with No Nostalgia Fighting Games!

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