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Soccer takes itself too seriously. We change all that with a swift boot to the ear. Hear weird news, comedy sketches, infighting, and merciless takedowns from the writers and editor of the award-winning blog DirtyTackle.net. From the pitch, to the stands, to the dregs of FIFA headquarters, no one is…

Dirty Tackle


    • Apr 29, 2018 LATEST EPISODE
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    "Apologizing to Andres Iniesta"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2018 36:19


    As we process the news of Dimitar Berbatov's feature film debut, we have dirty tackles for the FA's plan to sell Wembley, Juve's big-match performances, and Theo Messi's unhinged rant about Jurgen Klopp. Then we ask if Andres Iniesta deserved a couple Ballons d'Or and where in the world is Jack Rodwell?   To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: The wild life of German Burgos, Leeds' regrettable preseason tour destination, and Fox's half-assed World Cup coverage plan. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, and @DTBroSalah on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Goodbye, Arsene Wenger"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2018 31:33


    As we mourn the impending departure of Arsene Wenger from Arsenal's bench, we issue dirty tackles for Russian racism and bear abuse. We also discuss Daniel Sturridge's car key/hospital bracelet, Joey Barton being a manager of a real club, and Neymar's absence from PSG's title celebration. And we also unveil the Wenger Out Sign Company's new product line! To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Zlatan charming America, the worst stadium name, and Monaco giving out refunds. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, and @DTBroSalah on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Pep Guardiola: A Specialist in Losing Sometimes"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2018 36:22


    Brooks and Ryan are reunited in this episode to deliver dirty tackles to the attempt to expedite the World Cup's move to 48 teams, Liam Gallagher's second guessing of Pep Guardiola, and the ref who denied us a Ronaldo v Buffon showdown for the ages. Harry Kane's fight to take credit for other people's goals, plus the exaggeration of Barcelona and Man City's problems are also discussed. To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: the oddness of Kyle Walker and others cutting holes in their socks, the unexpected danger of being a Serie A steward, plus the latest chapter in Newcastle fans' attempt to make fun of Sunderland's misfortunes. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Roma Uncensored"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2018 32:32


    Our apologies for the lack of timeliness on this episode, but we've got old people insulting Jupp Heynckes, more Mo Salah magic, and MINOMAGGEDON . (We'll have a more up-to-date episode for you soon!) To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: the greatest overhead kicks of all time and whether anyone can challenge Man City in the Premier League going forward. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "The World Cup VAR-pocalypse"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2018 35:33


    After revealing FIFA's latest despicable World Cup money making scheme, we unleash dirty tackles on Atlanta United giving shirts to people who aren't Theo, VAR for it's World Cup ruining potential, and the Argentina national team for their continued mistreatment of Leo Messi. Plus: we hear a word from our new betting partner Grandpa Bet, and discuss Italian goalkeepers who can't stop urinating and Lazio's hacker problem.  To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Zlatan in LA, Man City's ticket sales troubles, and hologram matches. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "11 Free Minutes of Mo Salah"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2018 55:18


    Leo Messi can't eat junk food anymore, but we can still dish out dirty tackles for Puma's boring new kits, journalists who compare Mo Salah to Messi (including Ryan), and the USA's amnesiac World Cup bid. We also discuss risky Salah goal promotions, Neymar's fun times in Brazil, and Jose Mourinho's ultimate cheerleader. To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Phil Scolari talking up Cristiano Ronaldo to China possibilities, Gio Dos Santos getting voted most overrated in MLS, and who deserves that title in the Premier League. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Leo Messi: Nutmeg Addict"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2018 40:57


    Sponsored by Jamie Carragher's spit-shine car wash and Jose the Insult Comic Manager's new album, we've got dirty tackles for ball grabbing foul seekers, Neymar's Instagram insensitivity, and Leo Messi's nutmeg cruelty. Plus, we discuss Spurs' sexist survey questions, Sergio Ramos taking mid-match bathroom breaks, and we've got some revised Champions League predictions (because Ryan's previous one failed miserably). To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Who should replace Jose Mourinho at Man United? Possible footballer endorsements of the future, and gun-toting club owners. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Arsene Wenger's Golden Toilet"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2018 42:28


    Ryan, Brooks, and Theo are reunited to discuss actual dirty tackles perpetrated against them, Arsene Wenger losing his marbles, and German fans touching themselves at Bundesliga matches. Unai Emery advertises his services, the PSG-Real Madrid tie is analyzed, as is Marco Reus' personal website, and Jose Mourinho's move to RT. To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Messi in a bad Pepsi ad, Mo Salah's good deeds, and Mike Piazza: angry in Italy. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Cristiano Ronaldo is All Out of Dreams"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2018 38:11


    Following a desperate plea from The Neymar Fund, we have dirty tackles for MLS's boring new kits, internet beefs, and Serge Aurier's foul throw-ins. The Wenger Out Sign Company introduces a new product line, then we also discuss Freddy Adu making history in Las Vegas, Jack Wilshere making excusing on Instagram, and Cristiano Ronaldo making no more dreams. To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Paul Pogba's troubles at Man United, John Stones and Noel Gallager's awful FIFA playlist, and Yannick Carrasco's curious move to China. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Sergio Aguero's Spit Filled Ear"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2018 37:28


    Brooks is out the pictures this week, leaving Ryan and Theo to chat about everything from Wigan supporters' naughty behavior to dogs using public toilets to whether the FA Cup is even worth having at all to clubs hiring warlocks. Yes, it's pure insanity.  To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Is Will Grigg better than Lukaku? Is Jose Mourinho still elite? And how many times with Ryan and Theo say "Pia Mia"? Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "House Hunting with Zlatan"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2018 27:40


    Luke Shaw kicks us off with a heartfelt twist on a classic U2 song. Neymar, the VAR-less Champions League, and claims about Zlatan Ibrahimovic's real estate interests all get dirty tackled. Finally, FIFA 18 tutors and Arsenal's disregard for an eight-year-old Harry Kane are discussed to round out the show. (Note: We had some technical issues during the final segment of the show that resulted in the disappearance of Theo. Sorry, Theo lovers!) To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Stealing money from your spouse to buy a football club, Ryan stands by his Champions League predictions, and we gaze into a future filled with killer robot referees. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Pep Guardiola and the Invisible Substitutes"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2018 33:54


    With Theo Messi back in hiding, Ryan and Brooks dirty tackle Pep Guardiola's team selection temper tantrum and Man United's welcoming of Alexis Sanchez's dogs. In the return of "Throw Ins," the rise of sign based shirt begging, Neymar's whining, and Adam Lallana's youth-team freakout are all addressed.  To hear our bonus "Exxxtra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Antonio Conte's job security, segues that are too good to pass up and Delle Ali's home movies. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "The Laporte Money Mystery"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2018 37:38


    Better late than never, our pre-transfer deadline episode starts with the debut of Ryan's soon to be charting topping single "Relegation Zone" and includes dirty tackles for Sporting Gijon's racism, the public display of Steven Gerrard autographs, and bitcoin transfers. In the final TRANSFERMAGEDDON segment of the winter, Olivier Giroud's move to Chelsea, Aymeric Laporte to Man City, plus Zlatan and maybe Leo Messi to MLS.  To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Jurgen Klopp's job security, David Beckham's Miami nonsense, and our ideal club career paths. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Freddy Adu: The Legend Continues"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2018 37:08


    Alexis Sanchez's dog starts things off with an exclusive peek into his Manchester diary, then it's dirty tackles for fans who piss in opposing goalkeepers' water bottles, the Brisbane Roar's faulty shirt numbers, and Phil Neville. In TRANSFERMAGEDDON, we discuss the possible return of Freddy Adu as the brightest light in Las Vegas, which striker Chelsea are desperate enough to sign now, and whether Mo Salah will be moving to Real Madrid this summer.  To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: the world's highest earning clubs, Wayne Rooney selling his super cars, and goal celebration prop comedy. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Uninspiring Team Talks from Ryan Giggs"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2018 46:41


    After getting a demotivational team talk from Ryan Giggs, we line up some dirty tackles on Arsene Wenger, journalists with idiotic perceptions of women's football, and Cristiano Ronaldo's tired negotiating tactics. In TRANSFERMAGEDDON, we cover Alexis Sanchez's Manchester switcheroo, Landon Donovan's move to Mexico, and the player who should never be the answer to your club's problems (even when he's healthy).  To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: 40-year-old mascots and the retirement of Ronaldinho. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Conte And Mourinho Versus Dirty Tackle"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2018 53:03


    Brooks, Ryan, and Theo are all back together once again to deliver the first dirty tackles of 2018 to Man City, US Soccer, and Usain Bolt's footballing dream. We also insert ourselves in the the Mourinho v Conte war, debate the merits of VAR once again, and check in with Lukas Podolski's new business venture. Finally, we try to catch up with a white hot January transfer window that has already delivered several major deals. This just might be our best episode yet.  To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: A breakdown of Mourinho v Conte, a year's worth of free pizza for one FA Cup goalkeeper, and a defense of Inter's transfer dealings. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "DT Best Bits of 2017"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2018 28:35


    As we recover from our New Year's hangovers, we celebrate the first calendar year of the podcast by sharing some of our favorite fake ads and sketches from 2017. Bob Bradley, Jack McPintsnackle, and Roberto Firmino are all here, so sit back and enjoy the bits that make this the most bizarre football pod around. To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment each week, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week, hear producer Bobo's picks for the best bits of 2017.  Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Pirlo Bells Are Ringing"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2017 67:52


    Christmas meets Festivus as Brooks and Theo air their grievances with Antoine Griezmann and the royal family's choice of wedding dates. Then it's time to decide who's been naughty and who's been nice this year. Finally, gifts are handed out to deserving fans. To celebrate the holidays, this week's Extra Time segment is available to all! Topics include: the merits of the winter break, the birth of the "digital fourth kit," and a look back at the MLS Cup final. Support the show at patreon.com/dirtytackle. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "The Great Lactose War of Manchester 2017"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2017 39:59


    After a few technical hiccups, we've got dirty tackles for Jose Mourinho's "everything but football tactics," Jurgen Klopp's post-match interview testiness, and Lazio supporters' TripAdvisor reviews. Plus, we have a brand new segment—"Social Media Shootout"—where we debate recent social media postings from luminaries of the footballing world and debate their awfulness.  To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: the Champions League round of 16 draw, Romelu Lukaku: good or no good?, and the latest in the Donnarumma drama. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "High Fives in the Man City Activation Zone"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2017 58:23


    There was so much to cover in this week's episode that Hope Solo running for USSF president will have to wait. In the Dirty Tackles of the Week, Ryan goes after Southampton, Theo defends the accused in Sunderland Poo-Gate, and Brooks takes one last shot at Sunil Gulati on his way out the door. Messi's new contract and Kylian Mbappe's hamster are covered in "True Are Ya?" and in Life Ref, the questionable use of trophies in Norway is debated. Plus: the newest product from the makers of Firmino Shine! To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: the World Cup draw, the new Yorkshire national team, Messi statue vandalism, and the true King of Dirty Tackles. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Building The Lewandow$ki Brand"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2017 50:27


    As we kick off the festive season, Ryan takes issue with Poland for gaming the World Cup draw system, Theo defends the honor of Claude Makelele, and Brooks reveals the depressing plans for the Lewandowski brand. In "True Are Ya?" the origins of the Brighton-Palace rivalry are investigated, as are Arsene Wenger's knitting habits. Finally, pre-match monkeys, and Pep Guardiola letting his players decide Man City's transfer business are covered in another edition of Life Ref.   To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: the best part of football according to Sinisa Mihajlovic, the red balls of the Sarajevo derby, and Sam Allardyce saving Everton. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Happy Franksgiving"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2017 38:41


    Welcome to the first annual Franksgiving Special on the DT podcast! Instead of Dirty Tackles, we've got clean handshakes for journalists made to look silly by Mesut Ozil, the enduring spirit of Chapecoense, and Daniele De Rossi's good sportsmanship. We also have a very special guest appearance from the inspiration for Franksgiving himself, Mr. Frank Lampard as we discuss what we're most Frankful for. To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Jose Mourinho's injection rage, Marcus Rashford's surprising childhood idol, and Alberto Moreno getting caught out (again). Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Cheap Zwedish Party Desk"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2017 44:52


    In this 100% non-contagious episode, Theo dirty tackles Bruce Arena's insensitivity, Brooks goes in on now former Italy manager Gian Piero Ventura, and Ryan takes down the entire concept of international football. The intersection of one-hit wonders and shirt numbers, plus Man United car accidents are touched upon in "True Are Ya?" and the futures of Arsene Wenger and Zlatan Ibrahimovic are discussed in another round of Life Ref.  To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Christian Pulisic's thoughts on US youth development, the World Cup of Shame, and Theo Messi's fourth choice national team. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "The Neverending Chances of David Moyes"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2017 54:05


    As we mourn the retirement of Andrea Pirlo (and the creation of his artificial cheese brand), we've got dirty tackles for Sam Allardyce, Eric Wynalda, and Neymar. Plus, Mats Hummels' unique footwear gets discussed, as does David Moyes' employability, Kyle Martino's USSF presidential run, and whether Romelu Lukaku is overrated.  To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: USA v Portugal, La Liga stars' goal droughts, and Theo's Kit Corner. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Critiquing Patrice Evra's Head Kick"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2017 51:44


    Our sincerest apologies for the delay on this episode (recorded Nov. 2), but it's worth the wait! We've got dirty tackles for players who wear theirs shirts backwards, Patrice Evra's poor Cantona impression, and the omnipresence of urine in football. Plus, Man City's away-day wardrobe, Jamie Vardy dressing as Zlatan, and England's national shame. We also discuss La Liga's implementation of VAR, the Columbus Crew's PR move, and Kyle Beckerman's new hair.  To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: English clubs in the Champions League, the Las Vegas Lights, and the surprisingly accurate 50 most exciting teenagers of 2007 list. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Dani Alves Presents: The Worst Dirty Tackle Awards"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2017 58:51


    Brooks and Theo debate Pep Guardiola's "light ball" excuse while Ryan takes aim at the Everton fan who fought Lyon players while holding a child. Plus, exclusive dramatizations of Luke Shaw's letters to Victor Lindelof are shared, Maradona's love of Harry Kane is discussed, and The Worst Dirty Tackle Awards live up to their name.  To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Huddersfield beating Man United, Barcelona replacing Neymar with Own Goal, Mino Raiola taking control of Zlatan's career, and Neymar getting pelted with French cliches. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Redknapps: Cryptocurrency & Shiny Suits"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2017 55:48


    While Ryan questions Harry Redknapp's interest in cryptocurrency and social media, Brooks and Theo deliver a rare tandem tackle on the nefarious owner of the Columbus Crew. Jupp Heynckes and Craig Shakespeare promote their new business ventures, and claims about naked team talks and Pep Guardiola's eating habits are thoroughly examined. Finally, in Life Ref, equal pay for men's and women's national teams are discussed, as well as players wearing gloves with short sleeves and Cristiano Ronaldo singing the Champions League anthem before matches. To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: The odd reasoning behind the name of San Diego's new club, fans who travel 6,000 miles to see a semi-pro team, and Cahills Tim and Gary. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Aubameyang's Poisoned Orange Juice"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2017 51:19


    This episode was recorded before the US were terminated in Trinidad, so Brooks and Theo open with a few words on the shame of American soccer. But in the main episode, Brooks, Theo, and Ryan have dirty tackles for clubs that sell real merchandise for fake players, creepy Uncle Steve, and Dr. Gordon Strachan. Plus, Bob Bradley advertises his latest product, Harry Kane trademarks his boringness, and Life Ref decisions are made on whether Andres Iniesta and Andrea Pirlo should continue their playing careers.  To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: The Messi Experience Park, the Ballon d'Or shortlist, and US players getting carried through puddles. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Goodbyebrow, Carlo Ancelotti"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2017 45:37


    With Theo Messi away on international duty, Brooks and Ryan aim this week's dirty tackles at critics of 2018 World Cup stadium modifications and Disney World (trust us, it makes sense...kind of). Jack McPintsnackle returns to flog his new side project, the intricacies of throwing pizza at Sir Alex Ferguson are discussed, as is Bayern Munich's disrespect of Carlo Ancelotti, and Gareth Bale's personal golf course. To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: The ridiculous twist in FIFA 18's The Journey, Barcelona playing behind closed doors, Facebook getting in on the Premier League action, and whether Real Madrid should get rid of the aforementioned Gareth Bale. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "The Lacazette Strategy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2017 52:44


    Ryan's got beef with The Club That Shall Not Be Named, Theo goes after Juve's president, and Brooks takes issue with Tottenham's desecration of The Lion King. Michael Owen announces the opening of his new movie theater, "True Are Ya?" gets tricky, and Barcelona's T-shirt tributes, Paul Pogba's hair, and Serie A's size are all discussed in Life Ref.  To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Jamie Carragher's inability to use a spoon, Hulk's awesomeness, why John Stones should fire his social media time, the clubs that are too bad to exist. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Harry Redknapp Rash Tattoo"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2017 54:00


    While Ryan and Theo argue over who gets to take penalties for DTFC, we dirty tackle Birmingham for abandoning the Harry Redknapp project, Shanghai Shenhua for thinking they could get Carlos Tevez to care, and Arsenal's premature pitch invader for being a premature pitch invader. Plus, we have a special message from one of Alexis Sanchez's dogs, a lively round of True Are Ya?, and some Life Reffing on Neymar v Cavani, celebrating goals against your former club, and abusing the good sportsmanship of your opponents.  To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week we discuss Wayne Rooney's community service, Pulisic hype, Rio Ferdinand's boxing career, and Ryan's weird backpack thing. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

    "Jamie Vardy's Banter Addiction"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2017 52:20


    While Alexi Lalas rants about the US national team, we've got dirty tackles for Crystal Palace's itchy trigger finger, the promise breakers at Milan, and Montpellier's misspellings. Our "True Are Ya?" segment makes a triumphant return with stories about Barca leaving La Liga and Frank De Boer's pre-match McDonald's binges, then we round it out with a bit of Life Reffing on Lalas, Fabio Capello's split loyalties, and Felix Magath's supremely odd injury treatments.  To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week we're Talkin' Tatts, Jose Mourinho handshake controversies, and Pandev penis hair. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle

    "Banned from the Bruce Arena Arena"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2017 49:20


    As Theo Messi endures Sirenpalooza 2017 outside his secret safehouse, we've got dirty tackles for Bruce Arena's excuses, surprisingly effective Alexis Sanchez songs, and Wayne Rooney doing Wayne Rooney things. Plus, Christian Pulisic makes a public plea for help, we do some life reffing on Dele Alli's middle finger, Sir Chips Keswick hating football, and the possibility of a drastic change to the international calendar. Finally, we close out with the very last TRANSFERMAGEDDON of the summer season with some chat on Renato Sanches and a special guest appearance from a very bitter Bob Bradley. To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week we're talking World Cup qualifiers and Wayne Shaw's punishment for eating a pie in the dugout. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle

    "Crazy Arsene's Discount Depot"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2017 43:45


    We've got a whooole lot of Arsenal jokes in this episode, but that's not all! We've also got dirty tackles for Bournemouth stewards and Barcelona's mistreatment of their new signings, plus Life Ref decisions on PSG trolling their own fans, whether it's acceptable to brush your teeth at a match, and, of course, whether Arsene Wenger should stay or go. As the TRANSFERMAGEDDON clock winds down, we look back on what just might be the craziest transfer window ever. Plus, don't miss ads from Crazy Arsene's Discount Player Depot and Backpage Horizons—the world's premiere transfer rumor rehab center. To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week we're breaking down the Champions League draw, Zlatan's return to Man United, and David Villa's return to international duty. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle

    "Wayne Rooney, Cicada"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2017 55:01


    Ryan is repulsed by Man City's "tunnel club," Theo takes aim at the Lukas Podolski jet ski confusion, and Brooks calls Ryan out on his Wayne Rooney prediction. Jurgen Klopp unveils his new fragrance, and Life Ref decisions are made on Jack Wilshere's U-23 match red card, and Nicolai Muller's painful goal celebration. In TRANSFERMAGEDDON, Barcelona's summer meltdown confounds everyone, the possibility of Leo Messi moving on is discussed, and a DT favorite moves to India. To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week we're talking about the Barcelona social media hack, Ryan's hatred of fun, and the best football days we've ever had. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Bobo! DT Fantasy League! tog.ga/dirtytackle

    "Kaka Does The Reverse Italian"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2017 48:11


    We've got dirty tackles for wantaway players who fake injuries and illness (looking at you Philly Cootz and Alexis Sanchez), anyone who gives Kaka a red card, and the most egregious half and half shirt of all time. In addition, the president of Huddersfield Town entices us to visit the home of the Premier League's newest darlings, Bob Bradley's neighbor stops by, there are Life Ref rulings on when the transfer window should close and Diego Costa's existence, and we promote the world's best new product: The Transfer Fee Generator! Finally, there's another round of TRANSFERMAGEDDON with Paulinho's move to Barcelona, PSG's pursuit of Kylian Mbappe, and Gylfi Sigurdsson at Everton, and even a bit of Jonny Evans intrigue. To hear our bonus "DT Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week we're talking about Serie A's return to glory, the first round of Premier League action, and FIFA 18's new "Mino Mode." Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle.

    "All About Neymar"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2017 51:47


    As the title suggests, this episode has a whoooole lot of Neymar talk. Brooks, Ryan, and Theo discuss the TRANSFER OF THE MILLENNIUM (which one DT host didn't think would happen), including who deserves a dirty tackle for the part they played in the saga and whether it was a good move for the Brazilian. As an added bonus, the "Extra Time" segment from the previous episode is included so anyone who isn't already a member of the ET gang can hear what they're missing. Topics include the Miami Clasico, ways to improve the MLS All-Star game, and Bob Bradley's return to LA. To hear a new Extra Time segment, contribute at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week it's predictions for the new Premier League season. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter at: @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram: @DirtyTackle & Facebook.com/DirtyTackle.

    "Not About Neymar"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2017 45:06


    This episode is a Neymar-free zone as Ryan isn't letting Darron Gibson badmouth his own club, Brooks is appalled by the Emirates Cup, and Theo swipes left on Tinder as Man United's sleeve sponsor. Jurgen Klopp issues a stern warning, and Life Ref decisions are made on divers getting banned in the Premier League, Freddy Adu's ever curious career, and clubs pretending to kidnap new players. To hear an extended version of the show with a bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week on DT Extra Time, the topics are: the Miami Clasico, the MLS All-Star Game format, and Bob Bradley back in Los Angeles. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter at: @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram: @DirtyTackle & Facebook.com/DirtyTackle.

    "Kylian Mbappe and the Walls of Ronaldo"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2017 46:45


    As the summer madness intensifies, Ronald McDonald, Daley Blind, and something related to the John Brooks transfer get dirty tackled. We hear from newly appointed LAFC coach Bob Bradley, and the Life Refs pass judgment on rat-eating mayors, Maradona's hypocrisy, and a reader in need of help getting interested in the Premier League. Finally, there's another round of TRANSFERMAGEDDON starring mainstays Kylian "Fappy" Mbappe and Neymar "Neymar" Neymar. To hear an extended version of the show with a bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week on DT Extra Time, the topics are: big-spending Man City, MLS's billion-dollar offer, and nine year olds signing with Nike. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter at: @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram: @DirtyTackle & Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Music: Kendrick Lamar - Element (Instrumental) (Reprod. Wocki Beats,) Big Pun - Still Not a Player, Limp Bizkit - Nookie

    "The Neymar Conspiracy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2017 39:49


    There's lots of vitriol as Ryan gets curmudgeonly about eSports, Theo lashes out on summer friendlies in the U.S., and Brooks gets heated about manufactured transfer rumors. A listener's question about switching club allegiances is also debated. To hear an extended version of the show with a bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week on DT Extra Time, we discuss Jose Mourinho, new player initiations, and ESPN's most influential people in football list. Contact us at: DirtyTackle@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at: @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram: @DirtyTackle & Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Music: 2 Chainz - Its a Vibe Reproduced by Devv Castle

    "Zlatan and Mino Rule the World"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2017 30:55


    This week, we take aim at Roman Abramovich's choice of gifts, the Dutch butterflies who shut down friendly football, and the bores at the 2. Bundesliga. We also catch you up on the Summer of Mino, Milan's awakening, Kyle Walker's massive transfer, and the shocking host for the 2026 World Cup. To hear an extended version of the show with a bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week on DT Extra Time, we discuss Florent Malouda and the Gold Cup, a Stormzy/Lukaku mixup, and Theo's review of some new kits around world football. Contact us at: DirtyTackle@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at: @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram: @DirtyTackle & Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. DT News theme by Piizmit, JAY-Z re-creation by Keen Apollo.

    "John Terry as: The Villain"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2017 38:41


    Ryan, Theo and Brooks were all in different countries, but they still managed to put together a special minisode covering an unusual tale out of Brazil, a bad plan to boost attendance in Italy, and John Terry's unveiling at Aston Villa. There's also a lightening round of TRANSFERMAGEDDON featuring Lukaku, Rooney, Lacazette, Gareth Bale, and poor, poor Alvaro Morata. To hear an extended version of the show with a bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week on DT Extra Time, there's a recap of the Confederations Cup and a look ahead to the Gold Cup. Contact us at: DirtyTackle@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at: @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram: @DirtyTackle & Facebook.com/DirtyTackle.

    "Paul Pogba's Dabception"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2017 43:56


    While we wait in line to see The Garcia Report: The Movie, we discuss Paul Pogba's dab goal, De Boer twin confusion, children who stalk Leo Messi, Ryan's lack of journalistic integrity, Gareth Bale's acting career, and a fresh batch of TRANSFERMAGEDDON madness. We also plug the brand new MLS No-Stars Game! To hear an extended version of the show with a bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week on DT Extra Time, we talk about NBC's attempt to squeeze some cash out of Premier League fans, the questionable summer diets of footballers, and strange footballer-celebrity love matches. Contact us at: DirtyTackle@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at: @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram: @DirtyTackle & Facebook.com/DirtyTackle.

    "Save Luka Pickles!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2017 44:39


    We kick off this episode by going in hard on the Spanish and Croatian prosecutors who are targeting our beloved footballers (#SaveLuka), then we discuss Luka Modric's love of "Rugrats," and Leo Messi's restaurant bills. We also cover another round of TRANSFERMAGEDDON, where we shred rumors about Cristiano Ronaldo moving away from Madrid, Kylian "Fappy Mbappy" Mbappe replacing him, and conclude with a little John Terry talk just to annoy Ryan. To hear an extended version of the show with a bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week on DT Extra Time, we talk about VAR, Dani Alves v Maradona, and Memphis Depay's neckwear. Contact us at: DirtyTackle@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at: @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram: @DirtyTackle & Facebook.com/DirtyTackle.

    "Chasing Squirrels"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2017 47:36


    While we prepare for Video Assistant Referees to take over the world, we discuss the tax evasion GOAT, Argentina's tactical oddities, and English goalkeepers chasing squirrels. Then in TRANSFERMAGEDDON, we cover a whole host of red hot transfer rumors about Kylian Mbappe, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Diego Costa, and Alexis Sanchez. To hear an extended version of the show with a bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week on DT Extra Time, we talk about Totti's secret plan for his farewell match, the CIES transfer value rankings, and keepers wearing caps. Contact us at: DirtyTackle@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at: @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram: @DirtyTackle & Facebook.com/DirtyTackle.

    "Ronaldo and The Chocolate Sí"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2017 55:29


    While we stand in line for the Leo Messi Amusement Park in China, we discuss the latest transfer rumors (is Mario Balotelli going to Borussia Dortmund?), the meanest prank ever pulled, and the eternal delight of chocolate medals. We also cover questionable national team training practices and David Beckham's Miami land deal. To hear an extended version of the show with a bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week on DT Extra Time, we talk about the Ronaldo Edition of FIFA 18 and when you can wear an autographed shirt. Contact us at: DirtyTackle@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at: @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram: @DirtyTackle & Facebook.com/DirtyTackle.

    "Tunnel of Death"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2017 52:10


    This week's episode includes discussion on the Champions League Final in luxurious (?!) Cardiff, transfer rumors, and pornstar footballers. Are Real Madrid coffins a real thing? Is Jimmy Bullard still alive? Did Ryan like Francesco Totti's farewell more than John Terry's? What about Arsene Wenger's new contract? All that and more, brought to you by the Huddersfield Tourism Board! To hear an extended version of the show with a bonus "extra time" segment, contribute at patreon.com/dirtytackle! Contact us at: DirtyTackle@gmail.com, and find us on social media at: @dirtytackle, @brooksdt, @ryanjaybailey, @theomessidt, instagram.com/dirtytackle & facebook.com/dirtytackle.

    "Treble of Disappointment"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2017 42:39


    Sponsored by José Mourinho's new fragrance, Dirty Tackle episode six begins with a discussion on Man United's "Treble of Disappointment," which they capped off by winning their first-ever Europa League. It also includes dirty tackles for Liverpool's travel agent and La Liga's trophy procrastination, another round of "True Are Ya?", plus rulings on John Terry's grandiose farewell and Leroy Sané's tattoo. To hear an extended version of the show with a bonus "extra time" segment, contribute at patreon.com/dirtytackle! Contact us at: DirtyTackle@gmail.com, and find us on social media at: @dirtytackle, @brooksdt, @ryanjaybailey,  @theomessidt, instagram.com/dirtytackle & facebook.com/dirtytackle.

    "Diego Costa On The Loose"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2017 37:07


    While keeping an eye out for Diego Costa's Chelsea Championship rampage, enjoy our Dirty Tackles of Jose Mourinho, bagel deniers, and Ezequiel Lavezzi. We'll get to the bottom of whether Edinson Cavani has ever eaten a pizza in his life, and we make rulings on Spurs' stadium farewell ceremony, Inter fans' protest, and Benfica's Hall-Of-Fame scooter. Contact us at: DirtyTackle@gmail.com, support the show at patreon.com/dirtytackle, and find us on social media at: @dirtytackle, @brooksdt, @ryanjaybailey,  @theomessidt, instagram.com/dirtytackle & facebook.com/dirtytackle.

    "Champagne Wars"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2017 33:30


    What are "Champagne Wars" and how does one engage in them? It's debated in "True Are Ya?" along with Arsene Wenger's attempts at sarcasm. In the Dirty Tackles of the week, Leo Messi is somehow on the receiving end, and in 'Life Ref,' we scrutinize puking linesmen, shirt-tearing managers, and footballer doppelgängers. Contact us at: DirtyTackle@gmail.com, support the show at patreon.com/dirtytackle, and find us on social media at: @dirtytackle, @brooksdt,  @ryanjaybailey,  @theomessidt,  instagram.com/dirtytackle & facebook.com/dirtytackle.

    "Reading Luke Shaw's Diary"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2017 37:47


    This week's episode, hear EXCLUSIVE entries from the diary of tortured Man United defender Luke Shaw, plus our 'Dirty Tackles of the Week' (we're coming for you, Philadelphia Union owners), another round of 'True Are Ya?' (has Paulo Dybala really never been to a movie theater in his life?!), binding decisions are made in 'Life Ref,' and we advertise questionable products from Bayern Munich and Francesco Totti. If you like the show, please subscribe and review on your podcast app of choice, and consider helping us keep it alive with a contribution at http://Patreon.com/DirtyTackle. With your support, we'll release weekly episodes and keep the childish, nonsensical, and occasionally funny football discussions rolling. Contact us at dirtytackle@gmail.com, Read more at http://dirtytackle.net. Social: http://twitter.com/DirtyTackle | http://twitter.com/BrooksDT | http://twitter.com/RyanJayBailey | http://twitter.com/RyanJayBailey | https://www.facebook.com/DirtyTackle | https://www.instagram.com/dirtytackle Peep Brooks' Pirlo Shirt from Art of Football: https://art-of-football.com/products/pirlo-the-artists

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