Favorite Daughters Podcast

How is Lissa still living in this apartment and working the same job?  This was recorded in 2021 and guess what?  Neither has changed.  Still the same nasty ass apartment.  We're both continuing to have spirit like encounters.  0:00 Intro0:17 Lauren Collets Oddities2:16 Did Lissa Switch Universes?4:47 Lissa Has Bugs in Her Apartment7:22 We Both Have Some Ghost Stories15:43 Lissa's Nasty Ass Apartment22:31 The Moon is Wabbling26:03 Lissa Loves Grogu27:42 Pinkies UpRelease date: 07/19/2021Support the show

We've reached the age people are calling us ma'am.  We're getting old.  TikTok has lead us down the path of Appalachian Folklore of Not Deer and more mythological (we hope) creatures.  Oh wait, the government said it's just Chronic Wasting Disease.  All good.  Hacking and phishing is at an all-time high.  Lauren gives her story and provides some tips.  Don't forget, the goverment is trying to control our bodies.0:00 Intro0:23 Lauren is a Mumbler1:20 We're Older Than People Think3:48 Purple People7:31 Appalachian Folklore and Mythological Creatures15:35 Ancient Alien Skull18:08 Chris Pine vs Chris Pratt24:07 Lissa's Haunting Update27:49 Lauren's Haunted31:38 Space! Lissa was ABDUCTED33:46 Lauren's Instacart was Hacked, Don't Get Hacked41:04 Diet Orange Juice47:47 CDC is Trying to Prevent WHO from Drinking?53:47 The Hadron Collider59:55 The New Mandela EffectRelease date: 07/13/2021Support the show

Lissa admits she's started playine Minecraft.  Side note: This was recorded in 2021 and it's 2025… she still plays.  A few TikTok updates which include how WALL-E was almost 20 years ago at the time of recording and no one has f'in learned.  Then we go through the hot points of the governments 2021 UFO disclosure.0:00 Intro0:15 Lissa is Haunted3:27 Lissa's Intro to Minecraft5:16 Another butthole client9:50 Lissa Starts a Whale Rescue10:53 Bo Burnham TikTok12:14 WALL-E was almost 20 years go14:47 Lissa Reads?19:43 The Declassified UFO Documents Release date: 06/30/2021Support the show

We have so much to review today.  Lauren chats about her experiences travelling to Chicago, a pilot that can't handle iOS device, and more TikTok updates from Lissa.  We also touch on how anxiety is a learned behavior and adults should be nicer to kids.  And ALIENS!0:00 Intro0:34 Chicago2:48 The VAG truck4:23 The skinny plane, babies vs. dogs6:34 The un-tech savvy pilot9:36 Bare cheekin' it15:24 Lissa's TikTok Updates15:39 CPR16:57 Baby Carrots19:11 Birth Control23:34 Fun Deer Fact24:29 Zombie Deer28:39 Anxiety is a Learned Behavior32:16 Time Machine has entered the chat35:45 Missing Underwater Observatory41:08 Underwater Aliens43:53  Antarctica AliensRelease date: 06/21/2021Support the show

We finally get to the scary animals, big and super small!  Warning to stay safe out there on the internet and some reminiscing of childhood.0:00 Intro0:20 Internet Scams5:54 Mall Stories14:47 Zoo Stories20:29 Trust Your Hairdresser23:13 Scary Animals35:41 Microscopic Scary Things44:30 Weird Dreams49:29 The Truman Show DelusionRelease date: 06/28/2021Support the show

Today we had some poop stories... yup.  Hear what it's like in the Empire State Building.  Find out why the earth is definitely not flat.0:00 Intro0:30 The Empire State Building6:10 Terrible Client8:55 Eerie TikToks12:14 What Happened To Ben Stein?15:19 Satellites25:43  Flat Earth TheoryRelease date:  06/23/2021Support the show

Lissa is definitely scared of Octopus now.  We get a little existential about how the world works and a touch of Mandela Effects.  Is Bigfoot real?0:00Intro2:48Octopusses7:15Bigfoot, maybe?14:35Mandela Effect21:18Colors and Tastes28:31TikTok Talk36:09The Time TravellerRelease date: 05/24/2021Support the show

Gina joins us for some banter.  We discuss some childhood memories, how we're handling Covid boosters, and some conspiracies. 0:00 Intro1:27 Childhood5:42 Covid Recap12:49 Weird Voicemail15:28 It Just Feels Wrong21:00 Pileated Woodpecker23:09 The Death of Chirpy33:00 Conspiracies36:37 Headlines46:05 Grandpa is RidiculousRelease date: 5/17/2021Support the show

She did WHAT with her nubs???  Update on the shoes washing up on the west coast.  We take a dive into ADHD and dissociation (which TikTok had yet to teach us about in 2021) and more.0:00 Intro1:29 Squishmellows5:24 The Kraemer7:40 Ghost Shows12:38 Nub Lady17:48 Feets and Shoe Update25:39 Existentialism and dissociation35:16 School was wrongRelease date: 05/10/2021Support the show

Feet are washing up on the west coast, but don't worry, the case is closed.  There's definitely not someone cutting off feet and yeeting them into the ocean.  Right?0:00 Intro1:39 Secondhand Mask Market5:57 Craigslist Kismet7:55 Craigslist Nightmare12:17 Mysterious Feet Solved21:13 Long Hair Woes27:36  No One Can Pronounce LissaSupport the show

Learn the interesting TLDR history of toilet paper.  Lissa definitely heard someone dragging a body.  Oh, and the recent food delivery service outage.0:00 Intro0:06 Covid Boosters2:42 No Brown Cats5:40 Waffle House Index7:02 Uber Eats F'd Up14:12 Was it a body?16:53 Sleep habits19:45 History of Toilet PaperRelease date: 04/27/2021Support the show

Our very first episode.  Pardon the sound.  Pardon the awkwardness.  Pardon the trash.  We're about a year into the pandemic and it's been a ride.  Here's what we've been up to.0:00 Intro0:05 Lissa got a planner3:00 Ben Franklin Coin6:42 Middle School Memories8:48 Butthole Client13:16 Left or Right Twix?18:37 Debunked20:22 Sorry Mom27:27 Plant Store30:58 Aliens39:19 We're OldRelease date: 04/02/2021Support the show

We've waited long enough to bring you an episode dedicated to dreams.  This will hopefully be an ongoing series and feature our favorite guest host, Gina!  Join the 3 of us discuss some weird dreams we've had and get Gina's expert dream interpretations along with it.  Some bizarre stuff happens in our heads at night.  Beware this may be a LOUD one!If you have a dream you'd like to have us read and discuss on the podcast, please email us at favoritedaughterspodcast@gmail.comSupport the show

Today we're testing the new Coca-Cola flavor!  …Did we come across a crime scene while hiking?  A few more life questions for Lissa and CoRn!!!Support the show

PART TWO?!  There's been a development in the infamous Jim tale!  Today Lauren asks Lissa some pressing life questions and Lauren dips into her own TV show conspiracy.  We also need YOUR HELP!  We can't figure out which TV show we are thinking of from our childhood (90's-00's) that we describe in the episode.  Email us if you can help out at favoritedaughterspodcast@gmail.com.  Support the show

Reporting LIVE (not really) from the Outdoor Oasis (you've never heard of it) are Lauren and Lissa (and possibly some nosy neighbors)!  Don't fret, Lissa has finally figured out where she got Covid from (spoiler alert, it's an anti-vaxer) and we catch up on some weird dreams.  Do you have any crazy dreams that you want to share with us?  Email us at favoritedaughterspodcast@gmail.comSupport the show

Today we shout out to some our FAVORITE podcasts out there:  Hey Babe, Morbid, and Ladies & Tangents.  These podcasts encouraged us to get to where we are today and we thank you!  We have a small variety of poop stories and you get another great example of sibling interaction.  Please watch your ears at the 6:50 and 11:21 marks >.

Ya'll we've officially been podcasting for over a year.  It's simultaneously flown by and been exhausting.  As a reward, please enjoy Lissa's spider saga as well as providing you another reason to be afraid of the ocean.  Lissa, a millennial, will also go into detail about handling the US healthcare system while having Covid-19.  Shout out to the OK Department of Wildlife.Support the show

Thanks again TikTok for making us vividly aware of things we didn't know existed and have learned about ourselves.  Can either of us smell them?  Do we feel cold drinks in our boobies?  You'll just have to tune in to this weeks riveting episode to find out.  We've got a new recording software.  We used the correct mics this time.  Did Lissa have Covid-19 while we recorded and wasn't aware?  It's possible.  Is the Earth a computer?  Who knows.  #42Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

Shameless promotion of a product that does not sponsor us... yet.  Try it.  It's good.  I love it.  Lissa, not so much, but to hell with her, she's 30 now.  Again a delayed post with audio issues, but some existential questions are posed today.  Have you ever been to an aquarium or have thoughts on water conversation?  Well we have and we do.  Also tune in to the end of the episode where Lissa chimes in on one of the newer internet debates.  Look for a poll on our Instagram stories!Support the show

RECORDED 12/29/12 + RELEASED 3/29/22We took a break.  Ever heard of burnout?  Yea you have.  That's why you're knee deep in podcasts when there's 6 loads of laundry to do and you haven't showered yet today.  Get up and do that... but first listen to this.This episode is one we recorded in December before our hiatus.  We're back and starting off with this unreleased goodie.  Insight: Lissa got a Tamagotchi.  They're back too.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

Buckle up because you're in for a ride with The Tale of Two Jim's!  Did Lissa switch timelines?  Was she Punk'd?  Will she end up the butt of a YouTube video?  Speculation and more in store!   If you're reading this it's time to take down your Christmas decorations and embrace 2022.  Let me also ask you a question:  What does Jake Gyllenhaal's hair cut look like?  Think long and hard.*trigger warning! Discussion about 9/11 crashes at the Pentagon. If this is sensitive material for you please skip this episode*Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

https://thetruesize.com/ Check it!  We've talked about it before, but it's really amazing to find out how big things are relatively, especially when grade school maps are a total LIE!  Clearly because Christmas is over this is our late holiday episode or something.  Hang out with us this week and learn some geography and find out how we feel about people who insist on putting their good deeds on social media.  Support the show

The curious tale of how Lissa has gotten free pizza for like 6 months.  How is she hacking the system?  Hint: she's not.  In other news, we need your help with something!  Does your license plate have the letter O in it?  Show us by emailing favoritedaughterspodcast@gmail.com There's also a little bit of horribly incorrect science which we'd love if you'd correct.  Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

It's been a few weeks.  Recording a podcast is tough work.  Almost as hard as our brains had to work to catch up on everything we haven't discussed.  We've got Eagles.  We've got La Palma earthquakes.  There's Atlantis, some neat Thanksgiving facts, and more eagles!  Catch up with us.  Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday.Oh and are we getting better are the audio editing?  No?  Thought so.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

We circle back to a concept we discussed briefly about a local murder case a while back, partial remains.  In this case we touch on our thought about Brian Laundry and his, what we believe to be, false unaliveness.  Lauren, who is an avid NPR listener, gives you a little rundown on how the NYC waste processing works and we have a little more commentary by Gina!Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

Has anyone even seen the clothes they have out in Target this year?  We have.  It's appalling.  Today there's something medical procedure chit chat and another slip into an alternative universe that maybe some others from Connecticut can help us figure out.  How much did Lauren's car repair cost?  Oh wait, she doesn't know because they didn't speak directly to her.  Here we go.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

Guys, TikTok is a serious problem.  If it wasn't for TikTok we'd be so much more productive.  This week we review Lissa's repeated attempts to accidentally unalive Lauren and herself as well as our takes on best sandwiches.  We also touch on a parents style called Gender Creative Parenting that was seen on TikTok.  Please know that we discuss these things with lightheartedness and are allys of the LGBTQ+ community. Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

Are you?  The girls actually want to know.  Check out @favoritedaughterspod on Instagram or email them at favoritedaughterspodcast@gmail.com to let them know your social media/pooping correlations.There's a lot going on in today's episode and yes, it is indeed Wednesday.  Today Lauren discusses how her brain recalls memories through smell and Lissa brings up the concept of body doubling, which can be a very effective way of getting things done.  **https://www.focusmate.com is the online resource discussed in today's episode.  They are not sponsors of the podcast, but just a service we have heard about that may help someone.**Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

Lauren is a plant-aholic and today we find out the terrible thing she did to her Pink Princess Philodenron.  Cry along with her.   Lissa on the other hand has a new, uh, dumpster friend which may or may not be tormenting her.  Have you ever wondered if people steal from the grocery store?  Hear about this crazy toddler meat heist from our hometown and more!Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

Lauren is recovering from surgery and her and Lissa are back in action.  Slow, mostly sitting and not moving action!  Today's deep dive is into owls and a couple little stories about how and why they've come to despise them.  There's a smidge of reminiscence of grade school and a dash of poop.  Sorry we're trash.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

Do you know anyone that's been lost to the Bermuda Triangle?  Well, neither have the girls, but Lissa's got a wild theory.  Find out what that might be as well as an update on the girls' squishmallow addiction and snow plow drivers doing, well, something to help with the floods from Hurricane Ida. Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

This week the girls take a deep dive into trying to get Dad off their back about the audio, I mean squishmallows, pizza, and the Virgin Mary shark.  Most importantly they return to a topic of much debate from a previous episode, the movie The Tomorrow War.  How do they REALLY feel about the plot?  Find out today on episode 16 of The Favorite Daughters Podcast.Trigger Warning - Brief discussion on gun violence from 22:24 to 25:54.  Please skip this section or this episode if this is something you do not want to hear.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

It's been a few weeks of headaches and technical difficulties, but the girls are back with... more poop.  Today you can learn the intricacies of AM vs PM, find out more about our bowel health, and you can make your own decision on whether or not there is a new Target logo or if we have just switched dimensions.  Join us for episode 15.Support the show

The girls set out to have a short episode today because there wasn't much to talk about... they were wrong.  Today they discuss how Lauren's intestine cleanse is going, a murder story a little too close to home for comfort, and hear about the dueling lemonade stands in the neighborhood.  Surprise cameo by MOM!Enjoying the podcast?  Support them at www.buymeacoffee.com/daugthers Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

The Trio is back again!  Gina has returned to the show for some guest commentary.  How Old IS Sam Elliott?  Who knows?  He doesn't age... like literally.  Stay tuned for some comparison photos later on instagram @favoritedaughterspod.  The girls talk about so much this episode it's hard to even summarize it.  Aliens?  Of course.  Time travel.  Yup.  A little nostalgia on TV and going to the mall.  And can you guess who Lissa's best friend is? Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

Back at it with more eerie happenings this week!  What HAS been going on at the salon?  This episode is jam packed with tangents, well as many as we could fit in this weeks half hour.  Things were a little shorter than normal due to some dog sitting and a leaky water heater, but don't worry, you'll still be rolling both those eyes at the stupidit... I mean quality content.  Promise.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

They've been gone for a week, got new equipment, and aren't sure how to use it properly.  Can Lissa talk directly into the mic?  Nope.  Forgive her for low talking and the slight feedback on the mic, then thank her for the content.  Is the salon she works in haunted?  Are deer killing hikers in the Appalachian Mountains? Find out the secrets to the fountain of youth that is our family's genes, or not.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

In this episode the girls ponder whether or not Lissa is really a 12 year old boy going through puberty and go over the long awaited report from the government on UAP's (unidentified aerial phenomenon).  They also want to remind you to reduce, reuse, and recycle.  And they got intro music babyyyyyy!!!!Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

Belated but here, the ladies jump into details of another business trip.  This time it's Chicago.  Lissa touches on a couple more of her famous conspiracy theories while Lauren, well, see what she finds out at the end!  If anything, tune in for some thought provoking ideas on bare-assing public toilets and fending off kidnappers.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

The girls finally get to some of those scary animals they've been talking about for, like, ever and give you an update on the random Mandy text message.  Be prepared to laugh at a couple of their family mall incidents, but then take a turn to existentialism and figure out if your gas station attendant is an alien.  Were you wondering if  they would stay away from poop talk this time?  Don't.Support the show

This week the girls would like to poison your ears with a few cable commercial jingles, fun facts about satellites, and the seldom heard Flat Earth Butthole Theory... there may or may not be a couple exciting poop stories peppered in.  Thanks for stopping by.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

The toxic duo are back in episode 6 even though they had no intentions of getting this far... today the two sisters aggressively discuss topics ranging from the Mandela effect and monster octopuses (and the difference between the plural tense; octopi vs octopuses), to humanoids and time travel.  They appreciate your patience. Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

Our first special guest, GINA!!  Welcome Lauren's childhood best friend to help discuss the documentary The Last Cruise, daylight savings and how it's messed up, Lissa's big car accident, and preview of some future content about time travel!  Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

Today we give a little update on the north west feet mystery, talk another quick crime tale of... Nub Lady, and discuss some crazy lies still being taught to children in school.  Some of these will blow your mind.  Also we give a little insight into an ADHD habit that confuses some people and the possibility of alien diamonds.  Who know where our brains went today.  I forgot immediately after recording.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

Today Lissa dives into a really weird unsolved/solved mystery from the west coast.  I tell an oddly embarrassing story about growing my hair out.  There's also a little but in there about aliens... again.  We have strong opinions that we can't remember until we're in the sh*t.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

Today we discuss the history of toilet paper... the very rough history.  We also talk about some Uber Eats delivery blunders and the first paranormal experience of the podcast.  Come join in our misery.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)

An introduction into what you'll be getting at the Favorite Daughter's Podcast.  Today we discuss weird TikTok's and "debunk" the Twix theory , aliens, uh... we forget.   ADHD.  If you're at all entertained stay tuned for more madness and better audio quality when we get some mics up in here.  We're a little slow to start, but hey, it's the first podcast!Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/daughters)