Richard Queree's Podcast

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The podcast of the last few shows I did on the Sunday Lion Show on Tequila Radio. Featuring the Envelope of Bad News, Charlie plays Poshify, mentions of my mum and a rant about shoelaces. Also all the Poshify clues and answers are included along with the final leaderboard.

This Easter Special is the best of the Sunday Lion Show of 2014 so far. Featuring all the editions of Poshify, the music quiz where we make song lyrics posher. Also Richard goes 'old skool' and once again has a rant about being mistaken for someone's Dad. Finally, Richard is interrupted by a mystery saxophone player.

Highlights of the Tequila Radio show since October 2013. Featuring Words of Wisdom on how to avoid getting chip hiccups, Poshify where we make the words of songs more complicated and On This Day in the Future. Also Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer facts are found in our Advent Calendar and we count down the top 5 worst Christmas songs of all time.

In this week's episode, Ben has a cold so has trouble pronouncing his fs yet demonstrates his new found soulful voice. In the "Unknown Factor" we're introduced to Cherry Fosphate, this week's rant is all about people's reliance on cards and "Back in the Day" features a new "renditions" element to it.

In this week's show, Richard and Ben bring you three more hopeful songs vying for the playlist in the "Unknown Factor". Ben for once remembers to do the "I'm not strange but.." feature and Richard finds a news story about how aliens can't be interviewed on TV in the "Envelope of News".

The following took place between 11:08am and 11:30pm on December 21st 2012, the Mayan prophesied "End of the World". Some say the events following 11:11am were normal and completely ordinary. But Richard Queree found himself in hell and met the devil himself, Satan. Richard was then sent to Room 101 to faces his worst nightmares - everything he'd ever ranted about in one room.

Ben and Richard muse on the week just gone. This week's envelope of news features drunken elephants, the Unknown Factor is back along with a Christmassy Rant and Ben plays Back in the Day with Richard and Chris and Cameron from the show after us.

In this week's feature packed show, Richard introduces "The Unknown Factor" where Ben and Richard judge the music that is sent to the station. Georgia joins us in the studio to talk about the AltView Halloween event at Gwdihw. The rant concentrates on name changes and Ben tests Richard's knowledge of chart music by playing "Back in the Day".

Ben Astell and Richard Queree return for the new academic year with their brand new show "The Benjamin Button Experience". Richard talks about his experience on Steve Lamacq's 6Music Show and brings over his rant feature from "The Walktime Show". The two also discuss whether Ben looks more like Linus from Charlie Brown or Tin Tin.

In the last and longest game Richard had to cover in this tournament, Spain met Portugal to decide who would go through to the Euro 2012 final. Richard ends up supporting Portugal and there's drama towards the end in the penalty shootout.

In the final Group D match, Richard tries to be as "neutral" as possible for the England vs. Ukraine match but ends up talking about Milton Keynes, raving about Wayne Rooney and taking his voice to a higher pitch than ever before.

Richard covers the final Group B matches featuring updates on the Germany vs. Denmark game by expert commentator Clive along with "Arsene Wenger" and a cameo appearance from Westwood. Clive gets distracted by reading ZOO magazine and writes some new lyrics to Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe".

Richard's 3rd match of the tournament sees him singalong to the German and Dutch Eurovision entries and the Benny Hill theme. There's also a spell of play which is commentated on in poetic verse and a short pondering on what would happen if the entire Dutch side wore clogs instead of football boots.

Highlights of my radio commentary on the first Group C match from Euro 2012 - Spain vs. Italy. The highlights feature Fernando Torres' lack of finishing prowess, the blunderbuss that is Mario Balotelli and a footballer known only as G (because I can't pronounce his name properly).

As Sir Alex Ferguson once said "football, bloody hell!" Footballers lie, cheat and sometimes even play football. But how can the average joe go on to becoming a multi-million pound footballer with more sexual partners than sense? Well just follow this fool-proof guide.

Britain's Got Talent, The Voice, The X Factor. These have all provided us with entertainment and a reason to laugh at people's stupidity for years now. But how does one go about trying to win one of these Talent shows? Well this BOOMING VOICE will SHOW YOU HOW.

If you're looking to go away this summer but don't want to spend loads of money then this simple five step guide can save you thousands on your travelling adventures? Why take a plane when a catapult will suffice? Why waste money on hotels when you can just sleep on the street? Travelling has never been so cost effective.

Jamie Oliver wants people to learn how to cook so we thought we could help him out. In a similar style to Vinnie Jones' British Heart Foundation adverts, another cockney geezer (which in no way shape or form sounds like Ray Winstone) gives you a guide to how to cook good hearty, healthy meals easily.

Richard presents solo the final show of Tequila Radio 2011/2012 with the last episode of the Saturday Morning Hangover Club Afternoon Edition. The Envelope of News takes a look at a man who keeps buffaloes as pets. There's an Apprentice update featuring James Koash. Richard goes on a rant about the Olympic flame and there's a grand slam finale at the end.

We go behind the scenes to find out how Richard Queree makes his well-renowed How To Guides. Tragically, a dark truth lies behind the How To Guides. With exploited monkeys using typewriters, the Ideatron 3000 and a cat choir who sing "Creep" by Radiohead (badly).

Procrastination is a serious issue. It puts us off doing the things we really must get done. But is there any cure for the L.A.Z.Y. of Procrastination? Or are we all doomed to spend eternity constantly distracted by cute cats on the Internet

Want to get rich quick? Then why not try and win a game show? Whether you want to make your millions from the Million Pound Drop or prefer the simple pleasures of reverse Family Fortunes in Pointless, we can teach you how to win big and live happily ever after.

Business - it's tough but if you really want to make money and be rich and successful then Richard Queree has the answers for you. Richard talks from his personal experience of a 24 hour work experience program he took part in at Ignite.

Is chocolate addiction destroying your life? Do you want to give up your dependence on the cocoa based product before it's too late? Then this How To guide is all you need.

Ever wanted to be a famous actor, star director, fat-cat film producer or just a scrawny Hollywood writer? Well now you can. Just follow this simple How To guide and soon you'll be winning 15 more Oscars than that dog from "The Artist".

Since it's been snowy recently, have you ever wondered how you can successfully survive through these trying cold conditions? A bad impersonation of David Attenborough can show you how to survive, travel across the world and get your car started in this trying time.

This week, Richard is on his own for the Saturday Morning Hangover Club so he decides to shoehorn in some of his own content like Top 5s, the rant and On This Day in the Future. After Matt Williams introduced him to the epic sax guy on the Sports Fix, Richard decides to try and turn Tequila Radio into the only jazz student radio station. He then suggests a new business idea of having a radio station that plays in every public toilet in the land.

Debt can make your life extremely stressful and uncertain. But whatever you do, do not panic. We are here to help you out. We'll show you how you can blast your debts into the stratosphere and stay debt free for at least three months. Created by Richard Queree for "A Diff'rent Take" Radio Show, 3pm to 5pm every Thursday on Radio Cardiff.

Ever wanted to be your own dictator? Ever wanted to go on holiday without all the hassle and expense? Well now here's your chance to create your own country. In just five simple steps you can become an almighty emperor. Created by Richard Queree for "A Diff'rent Take" Radio Show, 3pm to 5pm every Thursday on Radio Cardiff.

Do you want to survive past December 21st 2012, the date in which the Mayan's predicted the world will end? Well listen to this handy guide which will show you what to do in the event of a Nuclear Explosion, an attack by Zombie Robot Pirates, a massive flood or the rapture. Sadly though there is nothing you can do in the event of a Cat-based revolution. Created by Richard Queree for "A Diff'rent Take" Radio Show, 3pm to 5pm every Thursday on Radio Cardiff.

Today's show is all about inventions. I give my Dragons Den style pitch for my business idea of selling phones to eskimos. I run down the top 5 worst inventions and mouth off the toasted sandwich maker and I have a rant about McDonalds. With In this Day in the Future, Top 5s, Pointless Trivia and more.

The last of the Christmas Specials is a New Year special. Richard tells us the top 5 ways he'd like to celebrate New Years, we take a look at New Years celebrations in the Distant Future, we look at some weird suggestions for resolutions and the finger buffet of news counts down the Top 10 Weird Stories of the Year.

On today's podcast, it's bad news for Taurus in the mockuscopes. I celebrate the great people who have beards, we find out what's on my bucket list and Jordan Saville distracts me by texting in. Oh and a bit of Kasabian outrage for good measure. I sent their record company tea bags for goodness sake!

Today is the first of two of our Christmas specials. It includes special features for the festive season such as Top 5s and the Advent Calendar of Pointless Trivia. In this show I rant about Christmas Cracker songs, we have our topic of the day about Christmas presents and This Day in the Future speculates the future of Nicolas Sarkozy and Marmite.