RPG Cast

Josh wishes he was in a heated cat bed. Kelley tries to level up to pinball wizard instead of pinball flunky. Robert tries to export horse girls to the Vita. Chris tries not to think to hard about the Donkey Kong timeline. And...wait...Kelley, do you know there's a tree in your yard? The post RPG Cast – Episode 774: “RPG Bacon” appeared first on RPGamer.

Jonathan was not expecting a conspiracy theory cast. Chris was not expecting horses to have careers. Kelley was not expecting to get to live out her fantasy of shooting bad guys in the crotch. This really is an expensive hobby. The post RPG Cast – Episode 773: “Steam Neck Fest” appeared first on RPGamer.

Today's RPG Cast is brought to you by Chris's new game, which he made as a solo dev...with his eight friends. Kelley wants to punch Grimace. Meanwhile, Ryan tries to leave town but can't due to tank controls. Enjoy this state of the art podcast, developed for systems that don't exist, delivered in a garbage bag. Don't mind the receipt stapled to the screen, the pigs will eat it after they finish this apple. The post RPG Cast – Episode 772: “Grand Unified Ivalice Theory” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris tells us how Level 5 hurt him. Josh puts children in the Bitcoin mines. Kelley is ready for FUGA: Age of Apocalypse. Ryan ponders if Owlcat Games is just a AA version of Bethesda. The post RPG Cast – Episode 771: “Attack and Dethrone Clippy” appeared first on RPGamer.

Andi insists everything, including the moon, is BS. Kelley insists Adol will win because he has a boat. Chris insists going to the gym is the bad ending. Everyone hates the dart game! This can only end in tragedy. The post RPG Cast – Episode 770: “Gains and Games” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris left Kelley at Diablo school and forgot to pick her up. Robert wants to hook us up with his stash of "boosters." Ryan thinks Expedition 33's opening is more depressing than an old man with a bunch of balloons. And Kelley is busy 100 percenting an art installation. The post RPG Cast – Episode 769: “Gacha Graveyard” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris insists we don't yet have enough rogue-like deck builders yet. Andi is playing as a little girl - in a video game, that is. Kelley's new personal deity is Gomez. Josh isn't here because he's busy petting actual Shetland ponies. The post RPG Cast – Episode 768: “Death Is Super Salty” appeared first on RPGamer.

Ryan discovers if vinyl tastes like Skittles. Kelley teaches us that dogs are tubes and cats are liquid. Chris apologizes for forcing Kelley to buy a cat for $25. The post RPG Cast – Episode 767: “Crazy Eights the RPG” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris is pushing his luck with Spider Mommy Oblivion mods. Kelley just really wanted to get out of GameStop. Josh extols the magic of folding shirts. And Andi desperately tries to remember that one off-brand Persona. The post RPG Cast – Episode 766: “They Cuss En Français” appeared first on RPGamer.

Matt asks, "Does this remake make my sprites look fat?" Josh runs into an invisible bus full of Trails tropes. Kelley wonders if Wheels is secretly the Vampire Survivors guy. Chris is not into Obscur jokes, but is Musou-so-so on Zelda. The post RPG Cast – Episode 765: “Mage Runner” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley orders an omellette du Farmagia. Chris fights a dragon with a lightning railgun on its head. Josh is disappointed that no arms were removed in the recording of this podcast. Now excuse me while I go lay down in the Warm Cult's blankets. The post RPG Cast – Episode 764: “Cool Ranch Switch Cartridges” appeared first on RPGamer.

Robert is all up on the Super Robot Wars scene. Chris is all up on that burning finger. Pascal is all up on priests with attitude. And somehow, we landed on insertion. The post RPG Cast – Episode 763: “Dollar Store King's Field” appeared first on RPGamer.

This week, the cast is searching for the ever-elusive 12-bit game. Andi is confused about the wrong PoE, Kelley and Joshua debate the merits of Pirate Laser Cannons for one final time, and special guest Ryan Radcliff ponders the problem of Nintendo target balls trademarks. Oh, and Chris is crying in the Twitch chat. The post RPG Cast – Episode 762: “Cautiously Pessimistic” appeared first on RPGamer.

Poor Chris is sick and cuddling a popcorn bucket, so Andi is wrangling the Ryan consortium for the week...who is ungovernable. Kelley is fighting boats and taking their crews. Ryan considers the merits of throwing mud at people. Are we playing Monopoly the right way yet? The post RPG Cast – Episode 761: “It’s Chaos Legion, I Swear!” appeared first on RPGamer.

The gang pours one out for Skype while drifting in their pirate ships. Chris falls down the Samurai Pizza Cat hole. Andi spreadsheets the game. Kelley hoards a house full of Meowths. Josh considers his mecha tier list. Wait, are we back in the 90s? The post RPG Cast – Episode 760: “Outdoor Gods” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris is joined by many honorary Ryans to decide what the best games were last year. What will be released to die? What games did they forget existed? What jokes will be stolen? Find out in the official Borderlands 4 mod for The Elder Scrolls VI. The post RPG Cast – Episode 759: “Game Awards 2024” appeared first on RPGamer.

Matt brought all his hoes. Josh is either being stalked by the most terrifying alien in the universe or a cat. Kelley debates the merits and responsibilities of a breeding table. Meanwhile, Andi observes everyone is on a Pirate Yakuza deadline. Chris has been sent to a twelve step program upstate for PoE. The post RPG Cast – Episode 758: “No One Loves You Like Kaiju” appeared first on RPGamer.

Andi invents cozy horror core. Kelley shows us her scary but regal llama cat. Chris has Initial D on the mind. Josh attacks the cybertruck monster. Now go forth and make babies! The post RPG Cast – Episode 757: “Anime Slice of Knife” appeared first on RPGamer.

Johnathan gets Chris to recommit to not play Suikoden. Chris almost bricks himself immediately. Ryan wins the award for best Atlus expansion. Now everyone, roll for resting. The post RPG Cast – Episode 756: “Surviving Usually Takes Longer Than a Year” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley discusses how she got away with premeditated cannon. Josh wonders why there isn't a chocobo wrap at Dunkin. Ryan tries to take down the evil Paws empire. Chris backseat podcasts. Also, don't follow what Andi is reading. The post RPG Cast – Episode 755: “Guess What, Chocobo Butt” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley tries to catch Worf in Pokémon: The Next Generation. Josh got a case of the stink-Ys. And Chris gets an official ruling on the definition of "Isekai." The post RPG Cast – Episode 754: “15 Things You Missed in the Switch 2 Trailer” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris returns from Canada with a poutine tier list. Kelley is awed by the spreadwall. And Robert needs the voice acting strike to end now. The post RPG Cast – Episode 753: “Burger Cast” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley is charging her laser. Robert is refilling the blinker fluid on his Nikkes. And Chris dumps Siri into a bathtub. Happy third Jorts anniversary to those who celebrate it. See you in 2025! The post RPG Cast – Episode 752: “XL Green Mana T-Shirt” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris wants tabletop bullet hell. Kelley creates her gunsona. Robert boosts some assets. Now go have a battle with your Christmas tree. The post RPG Cast – Episode 751: “Samurai Pizza Dog” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris is playing a to do list. Robert gets lost in a hospital parking lot. Kelley's cats are serotonin batteries. Ryan auditions for the live action version of Airoheart. The post RPG Cast – Episode 750: “Department of Treasury” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris learns about the pirate game he never knew he always needed. Kelley uses the crazy cat lady strategy to avoid cat purgatory. Robert learns that, "When in doubt, Spreadsheets!" And finally, Josh witnesses Adol crashing the ship. The post RPG Cast – Episode 749: “California Janking” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley buys Mountain Dew and dumps it down the toilet. Robert gets sucked into the Dragon Quest. Chris takes Kelley's VGA monitor outside and beats with a bat. Ryan wonders if 'F' is supportive. Hang on everyone, we're going analog. The post RPG Cast – Episode 748: “What's This HDMI Port Shaped Like Kansas?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris plays real life PC building simulator. Kelley is shocked there's a bug in the Switch version. Josh has a heart episode while retrieving a necktie. And we all learn what true chicken love is. The post RPG Cast – Episode 747: “Cute Little Cow Boxes” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris gets killed by Dick Van Dyke. Kelley is done with VR now. Sam had a busy work week of dressing up as a blanket ghost. And Josh sails into invisible walls. The post RPG Cast – Episode 746: “Extra Life 2024” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris eats around dirty grapes. Kelley plays the goose class of Monster Hunter. Ryan runs out of disc space until he deletes a Rogue Trader save file. Don't get distracted by salsa. The post RPG Cast – Episode 745: “The Shipwreck Ending” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris is unmasked as The Corporate Body. Tam talks about anime and waifus. Kelley is excited about text size. Josh explains the meaning of "time to shipwreck." Subscribe to our latest offering, The Monthly Litterbox. The post RPG Cast – Episode 744: “11.5-Bit Graphics” appeared first on RPGamer.

Sorry for the late notice, but there is no show for October 12, 2024, due to Andi (Paws) recovering from surgery. Everything went great but we're tired, we'll see you next week! The post RPG Cast – No Show for October 12, 2024 appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris got extra hands and became too weird even for SMT. Kelley got to the boat song and noped out. Phil destroyed half the furniture in his living room. Now go give your cat some nose drops. The post RPG Cast – Episode 743: “There's a Body in My Inventory” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley hot boxes her cat. Chris authorizes Lunar to bring back Bill Clinton jokes. And Robert suffers feline gacha girls for us all. The post RPG Cast – Episode 742: “Hard Candy Wii U Discs” appeared first on RPGamer.

Today's cast gets dangerously close to a patent law cast as Chris finds a new pirate game to ignore. Kelley wants truck-kun to be isekai'd into a person. And Josh asks, "What do you get from petting the bear?" No one answers. The post RPG Cast – Episode 741: “Make A The Rum!” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris saw a wizard in Tokyo in Trader Vic's, his robe and wizard hat were perfect. Kelley got tired of Alf memes. Josh shoved his Steam Link in a closet somewhere. Gamers suck, tune in next week for monitor cast. The post RPG Cast – Episode 740: “Truck-Kun in the Background Is Slightly Less Blurry” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris's lamp wasn't lamping. Kelley complains about alchemy themed high heels. Phil just shoots arrows. The post RPG Cast – Episode 739: “It's a Cat Union” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris goes and touches grass in WoW. Matt brings about the apocalypse through dating. Phil is striking from Persona 5. Now let me tell you all the uses for earwax... The post RPG Cast – Episode 738: “Golf Innit” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris requires pirate games to be on the ocean. Kelley's over capybaras. Josh is betrayed by his potato peeler's safety guard. Also, everybody hates Wakka. The post RPG Cast – Episode 737: “India's Best Divorce Lawyer” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris warns about goblins and bugbears living together. Josh learns he's the most likely to be loaded into the soul cannon first. Kelley only watches the bottom half of Looney Tunes. And Robert has 99 problems but an EVA waifu ain't one. The post RPG Cast – Episode 736: “Meowsable Pile of Secrets” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris proclaims that WoW isn't a battery drainer, it's the Warlord of Draenor. Kelley has a soda-fresh Steamdeck. Josh discovers the fifth horseman of the apocalypse: politics. Robert wraps himself in a towel and puts himself in the oven. The post RPG Cast – Episode 735: “Dodge Dragonero” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh gives us a time to head pat update. Kelley has "unfriendly" written on her vet notes. Robert has spent 10,000 years in the friend zone. Chris designs a pirate city building game with cat girls and heavy metal music, that everyone can love. The post RPG Cast – Episode 734: “You Have Died of Festive Dysentery” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley builds a fan mod alternate LEGO Sonic build. Josh learns not to read the wiki...any wiki. Matt digs through Infinity's trash to find out when the money ran out. Chris is watching the anime...but it's not good either. The post RPG Cast – Episode 733: “You Don't Have to Go Home but You Can't Fish Here” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley starts a Reddit fight. Robert learns about purrkour gaming. Pascal makes plans to be a booth babe. Chris eats the mic like it's meat flavored cereal. Mung beans. The post RPG Cast – Episode 732: “Excited PoE Noises” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley uses familiars to click her buttons. Josh scribbles in comic sans over your collector's edition with a sharpie. Which is good because Chris can't handle yet another collector's edition. They're all doing better than Ryan, though, who is suffering from Wizardry PTSD. The post RPG Cast – Episode 731: “Dragon Quest: Start Your Own Taco Adventure” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley tells us about her new clawed abomination: the cat-raptor. Chris tries to figure out who cross Ross is and why he's so angry. Robert is "surprised" to find horse girls show up on the sheet. Josh is definitely here for the icons. The post RPG Cast – Episode 730: “Never Played a JRPG” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley becomes a Battletoads Jedi. Chris visits Atelier Risa the pleasure planet. Robert will pay the price of free-to-play. Josh patents our new adult animation series. The post RPG Cast – Episode 729: “Zelda Goes to IKEA” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley makes a Morgen Wonk. Chris loves the smell of Gundam in the morning. Phil plays some Mathfinder while listening to his favorite new band, Creepy Lego Waifus. The cake has arrived. The post RPG Cast – Episode 728: “Cats With Jiggle Physics” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris gets hit by the valley girl truck-kun and can't leave the hinterlands. Sam makes a Sony Pony Button in order to become the true Unicorn Overlord. Kelley becomes a cat and pantomimes WoW lore while building Lego Minifigures that can punch dinosaurs. The post RPG Cast – Episode 727: “PlayStation go VRRR” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris realizes WoW is the new Diablo. Phil bakes a potato into two. Kelley becomes a cat in a frog suit. And we're dressing beds with old t-shirts. The post RPG Cast – Episode 726: “Princes of the Mew-niverse” appeared first on RPGamer.

Ryan slip 'n slides his health away. Robert lives on the side of danger and poor choices in video games. Meanwhile, Chris makes his own bathtub Geralt. The post RPG Cast – Episode 725: “Not Every Idea in the Factory Is a Good One” appeared first on RPGamer.