We Didn't Know What We Didn't Know- Stories of Teaching Over Three Decades

In this final episode of their current podcast, Sue and Lisa announce they're taking a break to reimagine the show, returning in the fall with a fresh focus on life beyond the classroom. After four years of juggling hobbies, parenting, grandparenting, and podcasting, they're shifting gears to share real, unfiltered stories about aging, lessons learned, and hilarious misadventures. They tease upcoming episodes filled with candid conversations about getting older, including unexpected experiences like surgeries, menopause, and body surprises no one warns you about. The hosts reflect on their 61-episode journey, thanking loyal listeners and encouraging them to share past episodes and send in ideas for the future. (email them at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com) It's an honest, heartfelt farewell-for-now, with the promise of even more laughter and wisdom to come. Do you have a story to share? Do you just want to talk? Send us a text! Please contact us with comments or ideas for our new podcast. Here's our email: podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. You can also find us here: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa

Teaching is full of impossible choices—would you rather have a full week of indoor recess or supervise the cafeteria during a Jell-O food fight? In this episode, Sue and Lisa dive into the classic game of Would You Rather?, but with a teacher twist! From classroom conundrums to staff meeting nightmares, they hilariously debate the lesser of two evils in the world of education. Tune in for laughs, nostalgia, and maybe a little too much truth about life in the trenches of teaching.Would you rather miss this episode or hit play right now? (Hint: Choose wisely!)Do you have a story to share? Do you just want to talk? Send us a text! #holidayParties #StaffParties #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #Icebreakers #teacherthreads #officeladies#WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa #teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #teacher #iteach #teachers #iteachtoo #funnyteacherstories #education #teaching #school #teach #teacherstyle #classroom #teacherretirement #teachertribe #learning #teacherproblems #students #elementaryteacher #primaryteacher #cryingteachers #elementary #thirdgrade #fourthgrade #fifthgrade #cryinginmycar #teacherfunny #ageism #proudtoteach #teachermamas #recessduty

You Know You're an Elementary Teacher If... Welcome back to We Didn't Know We Didn't Know, the podcast where overworked teachers can laugh instead of cry (or cry while laughing—your choice).In this episode, we break down the hilarity of You Know You're an Elementary Teacher If... with four sidesplitting categories:1️⃣ Skills We Never Knew We'd Need – Who knew cutting 32 Valentine hearts in record time and dodging glitter were Olympic-level events?2️⃣ Holidays and Special Days Are Special – Where else does wearing a turkey hat count as a professional skill?3️⃣ Teachers in the Wild – Yes, that was your student who shouted, “Hey, Mrs. Johnson!” while you were buying boxed wine in sweatpants.4️⃣ Retirement Revelations – We may have retired, but why are we still mentally lining up strangers by height?From accidental public teacher voice to still saving empty paper towel rolls “just in case,” we're here to prove that once you're a teacher, you're always a teacher. Grab your coffee (or your boxed wine), and let's laugh through the chaos together!Do you have a story to share? Do you just want to talk? Send us a text! #holidayParties #StaffParties #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #Icebreakers #teacherthreads #officeladies#WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa #teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #teacher #iteach #teachers #iteachtoo #funnyteacherstories #education #teaching #school #teach #teacherstyle #classroom #teacherretirement #teachertribe #learning #teacherproblems #students #elementaryteacher #primaryteacher #cryingteachers #elementary #thirdgrade #fourthgrade #fifthgrade #cryinginmycar #teacherfunny #ageism #proudtoteach #teachermamas #recessduty

In this episode of their comedy podcast for teachers, Sue and Lisa discuss the most absurd and cringe-worthy icebreakers they've experienced in professional settings. They share their takes on everything from uncomfortable shoulder massages to quirky activities like 'Two Truths and A Lie' and 'Organize by Height'. The hosts play a game of 'Pass or Fail' for various icebreakers, reminisce about awkward moments, and even brainstorm their own wacky icebreaker ideas, including 'Mystery Lunch Leftovers' and 'Synchronized Dancing to the School Bell'. They wrap up by poking fun at ridiculous icebreaker questions and emphasize the importance of humor in the teaching profession.Do you have a story to share? Do you just want to talk? Send us a text! #holidayParties #StaffParties #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #Icebreakers #teacherthreads #officeladies#WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa #teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #teacher #iteach #teachers #iteachtoo #funnyteacherstories #education #teaching #school #teach #teacherstyle #classroom #teacherretirement #teachertribe #learning #teacherproblems #students #elementaryteacher #primaryteacher #cryingteachers #elementary #thirdgrade #fourthgrade #fifthgrade #cryinginmycar #teacherfunny #ageism #proudtoteach #teachermamas #recessduty

In this new episode, Sue and Lisa take a trip down memory lane to explore the evolution of school discipline. From the intimidating Board of Education (a.k.a. the paddle) to today's mindfulness exercises, they unpack the absurd, sometimes traumatizing, and always memorable tactics teachers have used to keep classrooms in check.Get ready for laugh-out-loud stories about group shaming, the dreaded name-on-the-board punishment, the mystery of marble jars, and the token economies that prepared us all for capitalism. Whether you were a “three-checkmark rebel” or the kid who tanked the class pizza party, this episode will have you rolling in the aisles—or at least writing “I will not talk in class” 300 times.Tune in for a comedic celebration of how far we've come…and how much we secretly miss the drama of the sparkly marble jar!Do you have a story to share? Do you just want to talk? Send us a text! #holidayParties #StaffParties #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa #teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #teacher #iteach #teachers #iteachtoo #funnyteacherstories #education #teaching #school #teach #teacherstyle #classroom #teacherretirement #teachertribe #learning #teacherproblems #students #elementaryteacher #primaryteacher #cryingteachers #elementary #thirdgrade #fourthgrade #fifthgrade #cryinginmycar #teacherfunny #ageism #proudtoteach #teachermamas #recessduty

Welcome to a holly-jolly whirlwind of awkward conversations, questionable gift exchanges, and a game of quarters that went TOO FAR! In this episode, we unwrap the chaos of school worker holiday parties. From the great pickle ornament debacle to a Koosh ball brawl, we're spilling all the spiked punch on the festivities.Listen as we tackle the awkward art of escaping small talk with "corner-standers," relive the horror of unwrapping a very personal gift, and share why caroling at strangers' homes is just plain weird. Spoiler: it involves a lot of fake smiling and wondering if you're allowed to close the door mid-song.Whether you're the party planner forced to invent new games (hello, "Acro-Name"), the one-drink wonder who leaves by 8 PM, or the unfortunate soul cornered by Mr. 200 Cat Photos, this episode is for you. Pour some eggnog and join us for laughter, camaraderie, and a few lessons on what not to bring to a Yankee Swap. But if you want to make slippers out of feminine hygiene products, here is a link to get you started:  https://images.app.goo.gl/QAShtmVvD2tnLRxPADo you have a story to share? Do you just want to talk? Send us a text! #holidayParties #StaffParties #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa #teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #teacher #iteach #teachers #iteachtoo #funnyteacherstories #education #teaching #school #teach #teacherstyle #classroom #teacherretirement #teachertribe #learning #teacherproblems #students #elementaryteacher #primaryteacher #cryingteachers #elementary #thirdgrade #fourthgrade #fifthgrade #cryinginmycar #teacherfunny #ageism #proudtoteach #teachermamas #recessduty

Decoding the ABCs of Acronym Overload - A Pep Talk by YOUR Principal"Good morning, team! Today's priorities: align PPG with MTSS strategies, focusing on PBIS to reduce ODRs. Address RTI needs for students with ADD, ADHD, or OHI in IEPs and 504s. Boost ELA, MAPE, and SEL through targeted SLOs. Support ELL students via SSI and ensure compliance with FAPE and ESSA. Plan interventions during PLC to discuss SPED and ESY. Tonight: report PBIS, IEP, and SEL gains to the BOE. In fact, I'm going to take them directly to the BOE for you.  Let's make this count people!" We've got this together."  Holy crap! It's like the DaVinci code. We need to have some kind of code breaker.Do you have a story to share? Do you just want to talk? Send us a text! #holidayParties #StaffParties #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa #teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #teacher #iteach #teachers #iteachtoo #funnyteacherstories #education #teaching #school #teach #teacherstyle #classroom #teacherretirement #teachertribe #learning #teacherproblems #students #elementaryteacher #primaryteacher #cryingteachers #elementary #thirdgrade #fourthgrade #fifthgrade #cryinginmycar #teacherfunny #ageism #proudtoteach #teachermamas #recessduty

Welcome to We Didn't Know What We Didn't Know, where retired teachers Sue and Lisa spill the tea—and maybe some coffee—on life in the classroom and beyond. In this episode, they tackle the universal torment of school staff meetings with a brilliant survival tool: Staff Meeting Bingo. Because if you're stuck in a meeting that could've been an email, you might as well turn it into a game!Sue and Lisa share real-life anecdotes about the "What-If" warriors, latecomers who materialize like magicians, and the mysterious phenomenon of people leaning against bookcases like they're auditioning for a cologne ad. From the muncher with their loud apples to doodlers perfecting their mini-masterpieces, this episode captures the entire staff at these required tests of endurance.And listen to the story of a teacher trying to choose a Match.com photo during school hours—or the same guy who casually swiped a sip of the principal's Coke mid-meeting like it was his God-given right.When staff meetings drag on, you can either laugh—or fall asleep and claim narcolepsy.Don't forget to grab your own bingo card! It's the only way to win at the never-ending mediocrity marathon.

Lisa and Sue reminisce about their wildest substitute teaching experiences. From quirky subs like the "ear piercing enthusiast" to the "life insurance lecturer," they share stories that left classrooms in stitches or stunned silence. They swap tales of subs reorganizing desks, misusing classroom tools, and even abandoning their post after lunch! The duo also discusses the low wages and high stress that drive many to reconsider subbing. With a mix of nostalgia and belly laughs, they wrap up by urging listeners to share the podcast, while throwing a shoutout to loyal listeners like Lily, and strangers from places like Chattanooga and Saskatoon, and Bloomer, Wisconsin.  #SubstituteTeaching #Subbing #Retirement #teacher #teacherfunny #teacherprobs #teacherblogger #teacherquotes #teachertalk #teacherlove #teacherfun #teachersofthegram #teacherstatus #teachertips #teacherideas #teachersoninstagram #teachermode #teachertraning #teacheroutfit #teacherswag #teachershare #teachertobe #teacherbloggers #teachertrainer #teachergift #teachertraining #teacherorganization #iteach #teachermemes #teacherhumor #teachermeme #teachersofinstagram #teachersbelike #teacherlife #retiredteacher #teachermoms #teacherparent #teacherbootcamp #teachertraining#TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa #teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #teacher #iteach #teachers #iteachtoo #funnyteacherstories #education #teaching #school #teach #teacherstyle #classroom #teacherretirement #teachertribe #learning #teacherproblems #students #elementaryteacher #primaryteacher #cryingteachers #elementary #thirdgrade #fourthgrade #fifthgrade #cryinginmycar #teacherfunny #ageism #proudtoteach #teachermamas #recessduty

In this episode of We Didn't Know What We Didn't Know, Sue and Lisa tackle the challenges teachers face in the age of screens. From the days of three-channel TVs and foil-covered rabbit ears to the overwhelming presence of iPads and smartphones, the duo humorously discusses how students' brains have become wired like video games. They share stories of kids unable to hold scissors but mastering Minecraft, navigating parental denial, and the addictive power of screens. Full of laughs, insights, and nostalgic nods, this episode explores how the classroom and our homes have transformed and the impact of technology on today's students.#TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa #teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #teacher #iteach #teachers #iteachtoo #funnyteacherstories #education #teaching #school #teach #teacherstyle #classroom #teacherretirement #teachertribe #learning #teacherproblems #students #elementaryteacher #primaryteacher #cryingteachers #elementary #thirdgrade #fourthgrade #fifthgrade #cryinginmycar #teacherfunny #ageism #proudtoteach #teachermamas #recessduty

On today's episode, Sue and Lisa take a humorous dive into the quirks of being early birds versus night owls, especially in the chaotic world of elementary school teaching. They uncover the morning growls, caffeine-fueled sprints, and Cosmic brownies that defined their decades in the classroom. One of them is a chipper early bird, sipping coffee at dawn, while the other is a night owl who considers 7:30 AM an ungodly hour. Along the way, they share hilarious tales of racing to school, the perils of teaching after lunch, and why it's best to avoid them before their morning stretch. Whether you're up with the sun or burning the midnight oil, this episode is for you!#TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa #teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #teacher #iteach #teachers #iteachtoo #funnyteacherstories #education #teaching #school #teach #teacherstyle #classroom #teacherretirement #teachertribe #learning #teacherproblems #students #elementaryteacher #primaryteacher #cryingteachers #elementary #thirdgrade #fourthgrade #fifthgrade #cryinginmycar #teacherfunny #ageism #proudtoteach #teachermamas #recessduty

Today on We Didn't Know What We Didn't Know, Lisa and Sue thank their lucky stars they're not at Teacher Back Day—five days of mandatory bonding, awkward wellness activities, and the ever-looming threat of budget cuts. School district workers were told that the district may need to "let go" up to 300 new hires if another referendum doesn't pass in November. Is this a fair way to fund a business?  They couldn't help but laugh, (or they'd cry) thinking about how “welcome back, you're fired?” could become a potential new slogan. Ah, the good old days when Teacher Back Day meant sitting in an auditorium, listening to motivational speeches while secretly calculating how quickly they could escape to their classrooms.Now, apparently, it's all about wellness. Nothing says 'welcome back' like yoga in a hot, sweaty wrestling gym that smells like teenage angst. Sue's personal favorite? The time she threw up on the cement after overheating during a 'relaxing' yoga session.But seriously, teaching is one of the hardest jobs out there, and they tip their hats to all of you still doing it. Just remember, while you're molding those young minds, some are enjoying retirement—minus the moldy blueberries.#TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa #teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #teacher #iteach #teachers #iteachtoo #funnyteacherstories #education #teaching #school #teach #teacherstyle #classroom #teacherretirement #teachertribe #learning #teacherproblems #students #elementaryteacher #primaryteacher #cryingteachers #elementary #thirdgrade #fourthgrade #fifthgrade #cryinginmycar #teacherfunny #ageism #proudtoteach #teachermamas #recessduty

Do you have something to add to the conversation? Please text us today. Thanks! In this laugh-out-loud short, our 50th episode, (!) retired educators Sue and Lisa dive into the absurd yet hilarious idea of a nursing home exclusively for retired teachers. Imagine ex-principals thinking they are running the place, while residents engage in wheelchair races, balloon volleyball, and GoNoodle brain breaks. Hallways are adorned with blue pocket charts displaying daily schedules, and every meal feels like a nostalgic trip to the school cafeteria—complete with plastic trays and the obligatory "May I be excused?" Decor competitions are fierce, with doors decked out for every holiday.  The laminator is always on and ready for residents to plasticize ANYTHING! The duo muses about continuing their podcast in their golden years, but calling it, “Get Me Outta Here.” Blending summer camp vibes with educator quirks, this imagined nursing home is a new take on retirement. It's a must-listen for anyone who appreciates the lighter side of teaching!#TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will be so thrilled when someone FINALLY emails us! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa #teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #teacher #iteach #teachers #iteachtoo #funnyteacherstories #education #teaching #school #teach #teacherstyle #classroom #teacherretirement #teachertribe #learning #teacherproblems #students #elementaryteacher #primaryteacher #cryingteachers #elementary #thirdgrade #fourthgrade #fifthgrade #cryinginmycar #teacherfunny #ageism #proudtoteach #teachermamas #recessduty

Do you have something to add to the conversation? Please text us today. Thanks! In their 49th podcast episode, "The Teacher Brain—Blessing or Burden?", hosts Sue and Lisa dive into the eternal struggle of turning off the "teacher brain." From accidentally organizing strangers' children at the park to obsessing over classroom supplies, these retired teachers can't help but see the world through an educational lens. They recount a failed attempt at a perfectly planned birthday party, share funny anecdotes about summer jobs, and explore how their ingrained teaching instincts still pop up in daily life. They even have a fantastic SPEED ROUND of teacher brain triggers.  Whether it's resisting the urge to correct misbehaving kids in public or collecting rocks for potential lessons that no longer exist, their teacher brains never truly turn off. (Please share your teacher brain stories by email: podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com.  We hope to use your story on a future podcast.)#TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will be so thrilled when someone FINALLY emails us! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa #teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #teacher #iteach #teachers #iteachtoo #funnyteacherstories #education #teaching #school #teach #teacherstyle #classroom #teacherretirement #teachertribe #learning #teacherproblems #students #elementaryteacher #primaryteacher #cryingteachers #elementary #thirdgrade #fourthgrade #fifthgrade #cryinginmycar #teacherfunny #ageism #proudtoteach #teachermamas #recessduty

In this episode we join Lisa, who's fresh back from a serene Portugal trip, but now reeling from eye surgery. Despite Lisa's "bloody eye" issues, she's ready to dive into the day's topic: the mythical Teacher's Lounge. It's not just a place; it's an institution filled with characters straight out of a sitcom.Remember the "lounge lizard"? The veteran teacher lounging like a lizard on a hot rock, flipping through outdated magazines? Or the "negative Nelly," who could find something wrong with a free vacation? And let's not forget the "corner spy," who listened more than talked, ready to report the latest gossip.As Sue and Lisa reminisce, we hear about the infamous "wild west" vibe of the downstairs lounge, where entering as an outsider was like walking into a saloon full of silent, staring locals. And then there's the epic saga of missing silverware. Apparently, if you wanted to find your long-lost forks, you just needed to clean out Sue's desk.In between laughing fits, the duo laments the loss of the lounge to the demands of modern education. No more stolen puzzle pieces or questionable microwave smells. But the memories of shared Dilly Bars, covert gossip, and stress-eating half-gallons of ice cream in the corner remain.They capture what happens when teachers, in desperate need of a break, find humor in the little things—like scavenging Freezy Pops from 1988 or fighting over the last cup of decent coffee. So, tune in, and laugh along with Sue and Lisa as they celebrate the highs and lows of life in the Teacher's Lounge, where sanity is optional, but laughter is guaranteed.#TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will be so thrilled when someone FINALLY emails us! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa #teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #teacher #iteach #teachers #iteachtoo #funnyteacherstories #education #teaching #school #teach #teacherstyle #classroom #teacherretirement #teachertribe #learning #teacherproblems #students #elementaryteacher #primaryteacher #cryingteachers #elementary #thirdgrade #fourthgrade #fifthgrade #cryinginmycar #teacherfunny #ageism #proudtoteach #teachermamas #recessduty

Sue and Lisa, two seasoned educators, catch up in their podcast to discuss the often humorous side of life as we all age. This episode dives into their continued conversation about retirement, introducing well-intentioned games and phone calls with retired friends. The duo brainstorms quirky business ideas like an AI-driven 'teacher immersion room' to simulate the highs and lows of teaching. They touch on their duties as caretakers for aging parents, comparing the similarities between 8 and 80-year-olds through a game called 'Who Said That?' where they guess whether certain quotes come from students or their mothers. From "This tastes yucky" to "I can't figure out this iPad," the game highlights the charmingly similar complaints across generations, sparking belly laughs (Lisa) and nostalgic nods (Sue).Then Sue and Lisa outline the signs of aging, considering everything from minor grievances like being called "ma'am," senior discounts, and reading glasses, to health-related milestones like colonoscopies,  and no more Pap smears. Ewww! Their banter is a reminder that humor is the best way to navigate the inevitable passage of time.  This episode is a mix of comedic reflection on aging, the bittersweet essence of retirement, and the unending bonds formed through years of teaching.#RetirementHumor#TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will be so thrilled when someone FINALLY emails us! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa #teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #teacher #iteach #teachers #iteachtoo #funnyteacherstories #education #teaching #school #teach #teacherstyle #classroom #teacherretirement #teachertribe #learning #teacherproblems #students #elementaryteacher #primaryteacher #cryingteachers #elementary #thirdgrade #fourthgrade #fifthgrade #cryinginmycar #teacherfunny #ageism #proudtoteach #teachermamas #recessduty

In episode 46, Sue and Lisa are cozied up in Sue's new Scamp Camper, aka their new mobile podcast studio, shielded from the rain by the camper's rat-fur walls. Yes, rat fur, but don't let that deter you; it's just part of the charm!These two retirees are planning to conquer the world, dreaming of a comedy show tour from the tiny camper, or they could sell sandwiches from the window if that doesn't pan out.  You will feel the excitement as they imagine millions of followers from the Scamp community, who are hopefully as enthusiastic about tiny campers as they are about Dollar Tree decorations.The conversation veers into the realities of retirement, revealing Lisa's glamorous upcoming trip to Portugal, compared with Sue's more humble (cheap) plans to camp at Goose Island near La Crosse, WI. They share laughs over the trials of camper life, like ensuring Sue's hubby, Jim, secures the camper well (because you know what they say: "If this camper's rockin', don't come a-knockin'").They touch on the challenges of adjusting to retired life, especially when everyone assumes they have endless free time. They call up their retired friends to see what they are doing in the moment.  First, there is Jan, and no one is sure if she is really modeling bikinis at age 75, complete with her knee surgery scars. Then they call Bonnie who loves her horses even though their poop caused her a small injury.  Finally, Lisa's friend Barb has something to say about day drinking.  Their conversation goes off the rails as the topic of droopy boobs and pasties somehow become their focus.Finally, listeners are treated to a speed round of retirement ideas, ranging from the weird—like foraging for crickets to make brownies—to the practical, such as working at the YMCA for a meager wage but a free membership.So, whether you're a retired teacher or just dreaming of the day, join Sue and Lisa as they navigate the ups and downs of retirement with humor, heart, and a whole lot of Scamp Camper fun.# ScampCamper#camperlife #camper #camping #travel #vanlife#TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will be so thrilled when someone FINALLY emails us! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa #teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #teacher #iteach #teachers #iteachtoo #funnyteacherstories #education #teaching #school #teach #teacherstyle #classroom #teacherretirement #teachertribe #learning #teacherproblems #students #elementaryteacher #primaryteacher #cryingteachers #elementary #thirdgrade #fourthgrade #fifthgrade #cryinginmycar #teacherfunny #ageism #proudtoteach #teachermamas #recessduty

In the thrilling conclusion of our "Teach It Reality TV Gameshow," the hosts unveil the winner. The two contestants face the dreaded speed round, deciding if the scenarios are true or not true. Michael emerges triumphant, lauded for his quick thinking and wit in navigating these bizarre but often TRUE classroom scenarios.  Michael and runner-up Kim,  delve into peculiar foot issues, forgetful substitute teachers, and cans of Spaghettios that need heating up.  This game show is sure to be the next big hit on Netflix right behind Squid Games!Mental health is no joke, but Sue and Lisa hope to bring some laughter and stress relief to teachers everywhere-even the retired ones.  Share this episode with someone you love.#TeacherMentalHealth #StudentMentalHealth #TeacherGameShow #SquidGamesNot#TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will be so thrilled when someone FINALLY emails us! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa #teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #teacher #iteach #teachers #iteachtoo #funnyteacherstories #education #teaching #school #teach #teacherstyle #classroom #teacherretirement #teachertribe #learning #teacherproblems #students #elementaryteacher #primaryteacher #cryingteachers #elementary #thirdgrade #fourthgrade #fifthgrade #cryinginmycar #teacherfunny #ageism #proudtoteach #teachermamas #recessduty

Welcome back to 'We Didn't Know What We Didn't Know'! In today's episode, Sue and Lisa dive headfirst into their hilarious teacher game show reboot, pitting non-teachers against the challenges educators face daily. From crayfish conundrums to accidental underwear rags, the laughs are non-stop!First up, Donald, the bureaucratic non-educator from California, brought his wit and money-making schemes to the table. While he may have missed the mark on classroom professionalism, his snarky charm added a delightful twist.Then there was Betsy, the tater tot enthusiast from Utah, who brought her own unique flair to the game. With her 'critter' catching skills and unconventional solutions, she had us in stitches and left us wondering if 'WWBD' (What Would Betsy Do?) might just become our new motto.Next, Chrissy, the 21-year-old from Minnesota, brought a fresh perspective to the table, showcasing her thoughtful and considerate approach to each scenario. Despite not being familiar with the intricacies of teaching, Chrissy's genuine empathy and quick thinking made her a standout contestant.Lastly, Kim, the thoughtful hairstylist from Wisconsin, surprised us all with her measured approach and heartfelt reasoning. Though she faced tough decisions, her commitment to doing right by her hypothetical students shone through, earning her high marks for empathy and creativity.Sue and Lisa note a stark reality: while there are countless elimination game shows out there, none quite compare to the unique challenge of stepping into the shoes of a teacher. In a landscape where shows like "The Apprentice" once glamorized wealth and privilege, this gameshow highlights the often-overlooked value of empathy and genuine connection.Tune in to find out who survived the teacher game show gauntlet and who'll be eliminated faster than you can say 'homemade moonshine'! With laughs, lessons, and a million fake bucks on the line, this episode of 'We Didn't Know What We Didn't Know' is one you won't want to miss!"#TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will be so thrilled when someone FINALLY emails us! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa #teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #teacher #iteach #teachers #iteachtoo #funnyteacherstories #education #teaching #school #teach #teacherstyle #classroom #teacherretirement #teachertribe #learning #teacherproblems #students #elementaryteacher #primaryteacher #cryingteachers #elementary #thirdgrade #fourthgrade #fifthgrade #cryinginmycar #teacherfunny #ageism #proudtoteach #teachermamas #recessduty

Because Lisa just became a Grandma again, and Sue is taking some time off to reinvent herself, we've decided to reboot our fantastic episodes about our Teacher Game Show.  In this first episode of three, we explore the challenges of teaching through a game show format, first putting professional teachers to the test with absurd scenarios straight from the classroom trenches.  We feel this is a much better idea than "The Apprentice" ever was, but what do we know?From disposing of crayfish to handling unexpected gifts from students, Sue and Lisa navigate the chaotic landscape of school life with humor and wit. With each scenario, we dissect the responses, awarding points based on the Danielson model (and a healthy dose of personal opinion).Join the fun as we crown a professional winner to go on to the final, discuss strategies for surviving the school day, and dream big about turning their podcast into a television sensation. (We still are waiting, ABC!)  "Farmer Wants a Wife," an elimination dating gameshow is currently airing on Fox, and that's just STOOOOPID!#TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will be so thrilled when someone FINALLY emails us! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa #teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #teacher #teachersfollowteachers #teachersofig #iteach #teachers #iteachtoo #teachergram #education #teaching #school #teach #teacherspayteachers #teacherstyle #classroom #teacherretirement #teachertribe #learning #teacherproblems #students #elementaryteacher #backtoschool #student #primaryteacher #igteachers #kindergarten #thirdgrade #cryinginmycar #teacherfunny #ageism #proudtoteach #teachermamas

In this episode, Sue and Lisa dive into the hilarious world of leaving behind remnants of their teaching careers. From inadvertently leaving confidential papers in storage units to daring Lego heists, they recount the comical mishaps and memorable moments that define their legacies.As they reminisce about the quirky traditions and pranks that infused their classrooms with laughter, Sue and Lisa reflect on the importance of finding joy in the everyday chaos of teaching. From hiding time capsules in rafters to creating elaborate board games, they share how they left their mark on students and colleagues alike.But amid the laughter and nostalgia, Sue and Lisa ponder the fleeting nature of legacies. Will anyone remember the teacher who left her lunch account with a balance still there? Or the one who made classroom bucks to improve class morale? As they contemplate the impact of their departures, they realize that sometimes, the most enduring legacies are the unexpected ones.Join Sue and Lisa as they navigate the bittersweet journey of leaving behind a legacy—whether it's a string of mischievous pranks or a cupboard emblazoned with their names. As they bid farewell to their teaching careers, they invite listeners to laugh, reminisce, and cherish the memories that endure long after they're gone.Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will be so thrilled when someone FINALLY emails us! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa

Welcome to our Teacher Comedy Podcast with Sue and Lisa, where they're hitting it like pros, just like they did back in '36 Sicily. In today's episode, they tackle the topic of ageism with their signature blend of humor and insight.Sue shares the dreams she's been having after retirement, including one where Lisa's a bus driver navigating the challenges of a new job. Then she explains her recurring dream of having her old classroom turn into a Hallmark Store. But let's not forget the absurdity of getting a COVID booster offer at Costco because, well, you look old.They reminisce about the glass display cases at school that never changed and the perpetual struggle of young teachers thinking they know better.  They delve into Sue's theory that your name's relevance is directly correlated with becoming a great-grandma.From dodging age-related assumptions to finding the humor in recurring dreams, they unpack the complexities of ageism in the teaching profession with their trademark blend of wit and wisdom. So join "2 old broads" as they navigate the hilarious and sometimes frustrating realities of getting older in a profession that often undervalues experience. Because as Sue likes to say, "Age is just a number, and so is your student loan debt."Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will be so thrilled when someone FINALLY emails us! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa

Join Lisa and Sue, two retired elementary school teachers with over 30 years of experience each, as they dive into the hilarious world of education in their latest podcast adventure. After failed attempts to publish their comedic experiences in a book, they decided to take matters into their own hands and share their stories out loud.In this episode,  Lisa and Sue tackle the absurdity of the "Golden Apple" award in their district. With no clear criteria or rubric, the award has become a bizarre popularity contest, leaving many deserving educators feeling overlooked and underappreciated. From campaigning for votes to receiving odd teacher appreciation gifts like empty vases and rubber bands, the duo hilariously dissects the flawed system with their trademark wit and sarcasm.But the laughs don't stop there. From emergency landings on flights to Florida to awkward encounters with drug-sniffing dogs in Mexico, Sue and Lisa share their misadventures with a side of self-deprecating humor that's sure to leave listeners in stitches.So sit back, relax, and join the retired teachers as they navigate the ups and downs of life after the classroom. With their candid storytelling and infectious laughter, they guarantee to brighten your day and make you appreciate the wild ride of education like never before. Tune in for a dose of laughter and nostalgia—you won't want to miss it!Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will be so thrilled when someone FINALLY emails us! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa

Welcome to the wacky world of "Grades and Chocolate: A Podcast of Sweet and Savvy Ratings!" Join Sue and Lisa as they embark on a hilarious journey through the absurdity of grading systems. From school grades to bathroom scales, this dynamic duo covers it all.But hold on, it's not all about A's and B's! The hosts introduce a groundbreaking rating system for roadkill, complete with a scale from "lightly bruised" to "ground beef." Get ready for a side-splitting discussion on bathroom ratings, where they uncover the secrets of a perfect restroom experience, including hands-free flushing and pleasant aromas.The laughter continues as the hosts transition to grading chocolate, exploring the intricacies of ranking Hershey's bars, Ghirardelli, and more. From a disappointing two for Hershey's to a decent six for Dove, the chocolate debate gets as intense as a high-stakes academic showdown.Will they receive the coveted five-star rating? Tune in to find out and join the laughter-filled ride through the amusing world of grades and chocolate!Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will be so thrilled when someone FINALLY emails us! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa

Sue and Lisa have plenty to say on the topic of student teachers.  After all, they hosted many students from the University AND, once upon a time, THEY endured this rite a passage themelves.Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will be so thrilled when someone FINALLY emails us! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa

Do you constantly reminisce about days gone by?  Are you quite certain that education was simply better "back in the day?"  Well, Sue and Lisa beg to differ.   By the way, our students COULD read and write in CURSIVE and they SAID THE PLEDGE of allegiance every day.  Plus, they could TYPE their 5 page essays after GOOGLING how to SPELL tricky words like reminsce and allegiance.So there...Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will be so thrilled when someone FINALLY emails us! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa

We didn't know what we didn't know what it was like for our teachers when we were children having fun on the playground in the 1970's.  Sue and Lisa discuss the craziness of having recess duty now that they DO KNOW.  Screaming, "Hold your balls!"  Covid recess, aka. the Berlin Wall. Designated snow. Sleeping bag coats, boot trackers, and orange vests. "No running on the wood chips!"  Sponge icepacks.  Accident reports.  De-stress with us as we relive it, and hopefully you'll  laugh along with us.Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will be so thrilled when someone FINALLY emails us! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa

Sue and Lisa discuss the kinds of kids they were during school recess, and they wonder if the same types exist in the wild today.  Were you a climber, a whiner, a swinger or a clinger? They even wrote their own Billy Joel parody song about it.  Stand back, Weird Al!Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa

Some heroes wear a cape & can lift a car over their head, but some wear a hairnet and can lift heavy trays of hot chicken nuggets with one hand. Today we talk about the Lunch Lady (and man?) Heroes of the school. Well, mainly we tell our own lunch stories from our memories. Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa

Happy Anniversay everbody! Sue and Lisa are here to begin year 3 of podcasting.  This episode tackles dressing mishaps,  moped hair, accidents galore, and the wrath of a woman whose parking space was taken.  Laugh along with us as we tell our teacher stories from the last 35 years.  Share your stories with us, please?  Email us:  podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com#wedidntknowpodcast#elemschool#comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #tiredteacherPlease contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa

A school bus is really just a large metal tube with seats built like walls, hiding up to 75 loud children, hiding ungodly things from the sight of the bus driver.  That driver most assuredly is not singing "Move on back" or thnking about the "swish, swish, swish " of the wipers.  Join Lisa and Sue on a harrowing journey back to their memories of bus rides as children and as teachers.Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will send you something for free!Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa

It's time to dust off your floppy disk, warm up your Apple 2E, and journey on the Oregon Trail with Sue and Lisa! This time we talk about how technology in the schools has changed over the decades for both teachers and students.  What do you remember from your childhood?  Do you miss it, or is it only fit for the dumpster?  Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will send you something for free!Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa

It's time for part 2 of our seminar called "Teacher Training Boot Camp"  This session's traits are perseverance, adaptability,  (fast thinking) tolerance, and of course, collaboration, aka. co-BLAB-oration. Copy and paste this link in your browser to watch the accompanying YouTube video:  https://youtu.be/PFrLA9SSvR4 (or click link below)Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will send you something for free!Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa

Are you ready to sign up for a free 2-day seminar called "Teacher Training Boot Camp?" Sue and Lisa will lead you through the difficult and often timed tasks that will separate the tough & able from the weak quitters. Today we tackle these traits: stamina, patience, grit, acceptance, and love.  Does this sound like a serious podcast, suitable for note-taking, so you can improve your life? Well, you had better go back and listen to episodes 1-28 for some context clues, because this podcast is only here to help you laugh today.  Copy and paste this link in your browser to watch the accompanying YouTube video:  https://youtu.be/PFrLA9SSvR4 (or click link below)PS We do have a worthwhile tip for you:  put a chipped tooth in a glass of milk if you want to save it.  Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will send you something for free!Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa

We have all been to school.  We know the signs.  There's Mr. Comedian, Mrs. Militant, and Ms. Mom.  Sue and Lisa have a lot to say about the teaching styles they have encountered over the past 35 years.  Please contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will send you something for free!Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa

So...we picked on parenting styles last time.  Thinking about birth order was too triggering for Sue (middle child), so we decided to think about all of those staff meetings,  when true personalities and teacher styles came out, along with claws, avoidance, tears, and enthusiasm.  We felt an overwhelming compulsion to dramatize the scenarios we are talking about in our podcast today.  That means we are on YouTube! Click here to watch us:   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQPlease contact us with comments or questions at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com. We will send you something for free!Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQThanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa

What kind of parent are you? A snowplow? A tiger?  A Jellyfish? Helicopter? Invisible?Lisa and Sue are not young enough to know everything, but we know parents.  I this episode, we share lots of stories of close encounters of the helicopter kind. Don't worry, we have changed the names to protect everybody.BEWARE! Our gameshow format is back. Let us know what you think by emailing us at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com.  We will send you a prize, one of our podcast stickers, for any questions, comments or concerns you send our way. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/

Sue and Lisa share the funny things their own children had to endure because their Moms were teachers.  Are you a teacher's kid or a teacher with your own tormented kids?  Email us your funny, frustrating, or frightening story to podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com.  You will win a prize! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/

Calling all demon and witch teachers from our past.  You know who you are.  We are going to talk about the trauma you caused us. You haunted us with number one machines, burned creamed corn, fruit flies, and  crusty milk pants.Disclaimer: We know teaching is a tough profession, and everyone has their "Oops" moments, including us.  But this is a comedy podcast...too bad. Boo!Toccata And Fugue In D Minor License: | The song is permitted for commercial use under license “Public Domain.“Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/

There is nothing like a shiny, new school year, so full of hopes and dreams. Then, as reality crashes all around, you might need a blue blankie and a quiet corner to say good-bye to your hopes, and dream of retirement.  Sue and Lisa share some funny stories about the first day blues.  They really didn't know what they didn't know.  Learn from them.Please give a 5 star review on your podcast platform, and tell one friend to listen! Thanks.Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/

Sue and Lisa have more than a few things to say about the craziness of starting a new school year in an elementary classroom.  The main question:  is ingenuitive a word?  Sue still says it is not, but who wants to challenge a mic drop?

Sue and Lisa have been podcasters for one year!  Listen and laugh along with us as we reminisce. Wish us a happy anniversary by email:  Podcastwedidntknow@gmail.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/Thanks for listening!

It is summer, friends! Sue and Lisa reminisce about summers past and discuss all the weird and wonderful jobs and hobbies teachers do during those precious weeks of summer. Do you have comments or things to share?  Here's our email: podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com

Lisa is officially retired, but before we celebrate, it is time to discuss the end of a great school year with a Gaga pit, bloody dunk tanks, road rash, a caterpillar vagina, and a flaming middle finger.

Our stress reducer stories continue, but enter the more dangerous territory of hospital visits and reprimands.  

How do you get through the tough times in life?  Lisa and Sue are joined by 3 teacher friends who reminisce about how they handled stress through the years.  We suggest you ignore their advice. 

As the retiring Lisa cleans out her classroom for the last time, she is asking herself the same question most teachers have asked for decades, "Why is that here?"  We have found some crazy things in our classrooms, and in our desks.  How about you?If you have pictures of the funny or strange items from your desk, please email them to us at podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com or post on our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisa.https://wedidntknow.buzzsprout.com/

There is nothing more ridiculous than keeping all those scraps of construction paper in a giant scrap box.  From petrified cupcakes to balls of poster putty...thousands of binder clips to science supplies...teachers keep everything, just in case.

Sometimes the underlying reasons we stress over leading parent-teacher conferences are hard to explain.  In this episode, we do our best to fill you in on some pretty weird experiences we've had between us over the past 35 years.  Reach out to us by email:  podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com  As a parent or a teacher, tell us your weird parent teacher conference stories because Sue and Lisa could use a laugh.

Come join Sue and Lisa as they share their hopes and dreams for 2022. They have New Year's Resolutions for educators everywhere.  Sue shares with Lisa some advice for retirement that include ditching glitter, "Express-a-masks," and keeping up with technology.

Sue and Lisa share stories of great and not so great gifts that teachers receive.  They also have a special holiday treat for you.  Happy New Year!  We will be back in 2022!