Zig and Larry Ignore a Topic

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In light of Elle King's incident (it could have been a lot worse) the guys discuss other times artists performed wrecked out of their minds.

We discuss the advice passed on through baby books from crackpot to worried mother throughout the generations. It's bonkers that we have survived as a species.

Stuff about baby, Larry tries sobriety, comedy complaints, and the guys discuss urban myths out of Chicago.

Florida man rides again, but this time he's ruining the most wonderful time of the year!  To hear the full version of our friend, Ross Childs' hilarious song, click the link below. Music Songs — Ross Childs

Zig has a feral cat living in his house, Larry has a feral cat trying to crawl out of him, and holiday traditions that maybe need to stop. 

Casino's, biker gangs, bumps, babies, and a trip down nostalgia lane.

Some piggies go to market, amphibian accessories, AirBnB nonsense, and other horror shows you could buy form Etsy if you had a time machine.

The guys catch up after the interloper made it so they couldn't record, they literally talk turkey, being a dad, and there is some weird news of 2023.

1980's hack comedian, literal nanny state, burials vs burning, and the fact that The Pledge of Allegiance was started because of capitalism. Swell.

Not drinking is bad for their health, Larry gets a taste of the high life, and they guys discuss the phenomenon that is extreme haunted houses/torture chambers you pay for.

This episode has everything. Literally, pretty sure every subject ever gets touched on. 

Discussing of maladies, some meandering, and Larry finds an article that says it is about GenX that is really about Boomers Written by a dim person.

In honor of the inevitable debut of Zig's kiddo he brings us more BS baby names!

We play our own version of the classic movie starring Richard Pryor and John Candy. It goes...fine.

Zig presents a new game! Spoiler...I mean, we will likely drink it.

arry makes Zig guess if the movie title is real or something he made up. Play along at home and let us know how you did at zigandlarryyignoreatopic@gmailc.om

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Larry is mildly disraught, Zig is mildly "meh," both are three sheets. So it's time for a new game! Race Horses, NASCAR, and Disney...oh my!

Larry talks about the run of shows, Zig talks about he run of his run of repairs, and they play the stupid eBay food version of your favorite game.

Jason Aldean looks like a baked potato cosplaying as a turd, Storm Gods say "no," Bert Kreischer, and the guys learn about symbols they'll need for their next career.

The guys are back together. They discuss where they've been, where they're going, and since it is their birthday week they discuss weird birthday traditions from around the world.

Sorry we've been gone for a while, gang. Tornadoes, new babies, vacations, and goblins.

Look, Larry is on vacation but still bringing you content because he loves you. Zig indulges Larry and even Larry can't abide some of this nonsense...but a couple of the are cool. Also, comedy shop talk, Matt Rife, and other sundry items.

Food, Robin Williams, Dr. Gonzo, drinks, and Zig tells Larry how much his dream pets cost.

Not saying anything, just listen. 

zig wasn't feeling good, so instead of a rerun, Larry decided to just talk some shop. What not to do, some guidelines, and brags about his comedy room. 

The boys talk about...something? Who knows. But then they take an actual scientific quiz regarding how grossed out they would be by certain food things. It turns out exactly as you think.

Play along! Can you guess is it a cheap romance novel that everyone turns their nose up at or the international phenomenon 50 Shades of Grey?

Larry goes on a blackout adventure, Zig gets a cryptic message from him, and the fellas talk about corporations that wasted a pornographic amount of money on failure.

Larry experiments on himself, Zig shrugs, and they discuss the parts of your body you can legally sell because this is fine. It's all fine.

Zig is on vacation, Larry is on the road, so we randomly chose an episode to re-run. Let's hope it's good.

Boxcars, hobos, goats in the crotch, comedy, special guests, and Zig reminds us that everything we know is wrong.

Larry is concerned about he and Zig's relationaship, so they go over a checklist and take a quiz to make sure their relationship is still strong. Also, Zig shoots his dog with lasers, Sneezing Penis wine, and tiny toilets.    This episode brought to you by Spliff Society

Finish PornHub, Larry wakes up on the stairs, Zig moistens his down-belows, and Larry makes Zig guess the names of creatures from Scottish Folklore.

New names for 1800s era sanitariums, inane chatting, nonsense, and the last 40-some reasons you could have been locked up 160 years ago.

The boys give a list of com[pnaies that don't sponsor them and Zig discusses half of the 80 reasons to be institutionalized in the 1800s. 

Larry explains where he's been. Zig does readings for sponsors they don't have. And Super Pigs are coming to kill us all.

Yup, Larry sucks at scheduling and even worse at time travel. The guys decided to just give you a rerun this week. Larry has promised to try and be better at scheduling...

Zig brings a list of the most popular baby names of 2022 and the boys make fun of them. 

Sorry we were gone without explanation last week, you get an explanation. Also, the clergy send rats to hell, swine on trial, and only moon!

Dame Judy Dench is a chameleon, Larry apologizes, and athletes who did stupid stuff, got arrested, but since they're rich got away with it.