Domesticated Savages

It has been a long time a comin' but we finally have it here for your enjoyment. The episode with the Fire Operators.You read that right, we invited some fire fairies onto the podcast to share some of their experiences. It's a fun time and we have a blast.Enjoy this episode as these two worlds collide and prepare yourself for the ultimate Guns vs Hoses battle.Oh yeah, this episode is super long to make up for the time we haven't dropped any new episodes.Always remember... Stay SAVAGEwww.domesticatedsavages.com

Slinging episodes your way! In this episode we share some crazy stories. - Babies born in traffic accidents - Monkeys escaping from research facilities - Pagan Rituals - Sarco Death Pods ... and a few others. We debate if euthanasia is moral and where the moral line is drawn. Enjoy the episode. Get you merchandise orders in because Christmas is coming soon. Always remember... Stay SAVAGE. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

It's been over two years in the making, but we're excited to bring you Oona Out of Order. You've heard us talk about this book in previous episodes, offering glimpses behind the scenes, but now you'll get our full take as we deliver our honest Savage review. This mini-episode marks our first venture into the short-form podcast format, but we might create more in the future to keep you entertained while we edit our longer-form episodes. Let us know if you enjoy this shorter format, and we'll strive to make more of them. Always remember... Stay Savage. domesticatedsavages.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

This episode is crazy from the start. Joce couldn't make the first part, so the Savages couldn't keep the train on the rails. The tangents are plentiful yet glorious, so we kept all the ones that won't get us fired. Our guest this episode is Luke, an officer with 10+ years of experience at different agencies. He shares some wild stories. Also, Fits has a stalker... or secret admirer, as he prefers to call it at this juncture. We go all-in on that story. Go to our website to give your opinions on who you think it might be and to share details if you have any that might help us uncover who is looking to mount fits (on their wall, possibly). Always remember... Stay SAVAGE www.domesticatedsavages.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

There are plenty of fakes out there. Just turn on your TV or scroll through the internet, and that's practically all you see: celebrities, the news, politics, social media—the list goes on. But here at The Savages, we're anything but fake. Crude, weird, hilarious—but definitely not fake. In this episode, we're bringing you a collection of true stories about people being fake. From a mom pretending her kids were under three to get them into Disneyland for free to a fake ASL interpreter working for a police department, we have some great stories of people trying to pull the wool over your eyes. So, tear off that woolen head cover, tune in, and enjoy. And always remember.... Stay SAVAGE. www.domesticatedsavages.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

Fits sings a song, Joce dances a jig, Jeremy tells some jokes and Jake shares some stories. We have stories about: - An ancient pot - New-age killer pot - A killer crack-pot on new-age pot - Putting Fits in a pot and dumping his remains at Disneyland, which has gone to pot. and a bunch of other stuff Listen in and follow the podcast, or you suck. Always remember... Stay SAVAGE. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

This time on the Savages, we talk about a host of fun stories. I'll list a few: A Swiss supermodel and her psychopath spouse Country bumpkins testing bulletproof vests on each other PDF file teachers The Mandela Effect Artificial Intelligence and the ramifications it will have on society's perceptions A dude who gets electrocuted while stealing copper wire Fits wants a stalker after taking a report Jail intake and how nasty it gets... just to name a few. Like, subscribe and always remember... Stay SAVAGE domesticatedsavages.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

Hey Savages, on this episode we invite guest Alyssa to come share some stories from her time on them skreets. Alyssa is an officer in a major metro area in a far off land here in the USA. As the title announces, we talk about shower guns, shed bombs, and of course, naked people (all cops gotta have crazy naked people stories). Hit that play button and enjoy these stories brought to you by The SAVAGES. domesticatedsavages.com Always remember... Stay SAVAGE. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

We searched the annals of history and located this long lost episode! We talk about: Uvalde school shooting update Ninjas Taking off shoes while giving half kisses San Diego PD locked in back seat with A/P Only Fans and dummy cops People taking offense over stupid non-offensive things and much more The Savage of the week is someone intimately familiar with the podcast... Check out the episode, click follow and check out our website at ⁠domesticatedsavages.com⁠ Always remember... Stay SAVAGE. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

The SAVAGES invite some bus drivers onto the podcast here on #75... Ok, they're really EMTs that drive ambulances but, bus drivers is a fun nickname. These fun young ladies bring you some crazy stories and the SAVAGES explore all of the tangents as the tales unfold. Strap in to your gurney and hang on as these stretcher-fetchers take you for a wild ride!!! Always remember... Stay SAVAGE. ⁠www.domesticatedsavages.com⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

In this episode we go hard from the beginning, chumming the water at every opportunity possible. In the prelude we talk shit on Bill Nye the non-science guy. We chum the water with a quick call out of Jeremy and his absence. We then chum the water by calling out the ineptitude of the Secret Service and what the world witnessed during the failed assassination attempt of former President Donald Trump. That leads us to talk about mental preparedness and the key role it plays in being quick to action when action is needed. We call out Blackrock and their deep state ties, including their possible hand in the attempted assassination. (Remember, we are happy and healthy and of sound mind and body, and would never commit self-harm...) We delve into some of the "conspiracy theories" surrounding the attempt to take Trump out, or as we like to call them -prognostications- due to many theories being proven true as time passes. We tell stories of: - A Super Cougar - Nudist Ninjas Fighting Pirates - Jose Cuervo rectal shots Jake tells a story of an encounter he had on them Skreets that tested his mental preparedness. And a lot of other stuff. Listen in to hear it all. We have new merch on the site. Use code SAVAGE for 15% off domesticatedsavages.com Always remember... Stay SAVAGE. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

The Savages tell stories from them Skreets where they've had to deal with various types of animals, such as lions and tigers and bears!!! Oh MY! Well, maybe not those first two. We do tell some stories of the following animals: - Deer - Cougars - Elk - Bears - Cats - Beavers and a few more. These stories get wild (pun intended) so get your beaver calls and set up in your blinds because it's hunting season. Always remember... Stay SAVAGE. domesticatedsavages.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

Here it is, the episode. I don't want to waste much time trying to thinking of some funny things to say so I'll just list some stuff we talk about: Nudist nymphos Vibrators and backpacks Whiskey enemas Duplicitous marriages Duck loving Grizzly Bears Knife wielding suspects Fits has a stroke Barricaded carpet layers Super-Socks (look it up)... and a whole lot more. Got some new gear on the site. Check it out at domesticatedsavages.com Always remember... Stay SAVAGE --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

In this episode the Savages bring on "J" who is a licensed mental health clinician. The goal is to bring awareness to mental health. The impetuous behind this decision...? It's May, which is mental health awareness month. As the Savages do, we tell some crazy stories and get some good laughs out of some strange situations. "J" helps the Savages realize that this podcast is one of the many coping mechanisms they utilize to deal with all the traumatic crap they experience on a daily basis. Fits finds out that there are many similarities between getting mental help and the help he receives from his podiatrist when his gout flare-ups. The Savage crew gets Fits a birthday present (believe me, he needs this). Many stories from the skreets are told which will have you wondering how have these Savages not been committed yet... Tune in and enjoy! If you need help, reach out to the Savages on any of our social media platforms or on our website at domesticatedsavages.com And always remember... Stay SAVAGE. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

Jeremy has a fun experience with the Bratva (the Russian Mafia) and gets to go head to head with one of their lawyers here on U.S. soil. Fits deals with, in his words, a PEDOcyclist accident... Jake faces a moral dilemma out on them skreets in choosing between what is right and what is the law. Lots of other stories are told that are crazy, fun and as always, entertaining as hell. Dive in and enjoy. Always remember... Stay SAVAGE. www.domesticatedsavages.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

The episode title describes it all! This episode contains a bunch of crazy stories for you to enjoy. We talk about: - The father of endocrinology and his insane experiments - Fits's new obsession with creating injectable sirums - A naked guy and his day in court - Toe licking for charity Check out these stories. Episode 69 and feeling fine! Leave a review and earn your discount code for some Savage merch. Always remember... Stay Savage. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

In this episode, the Savages go toe to toe with "Bang Bros" for the naming rights for the NBA stadium in Miami Florida where the Heat play. But the Savages pull out (pun much?)... because the NBA sucks now days and we don't want to associate with that crap... The Savages chat about a wild situation where CPS discovers parents who are actually chaining their kid up at night. CPS decides to hit them with a written warning, you know, like when you have a burned out headlight... same, same... Are we treating child abuse like a minor traffic violation now? The whole thing makes you wonder if CPS is dropping the ball or if there's a bigger problem at play. What do you think should be done in cases like this? A story from the skreets where a guy goes to pick up his brother from prison but he himself ends up getting booked... This is just a taste of the deliciousness this episode has to offer. Always remember... stay Savage. Leave us a review --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

Welcome to the Savage Sing-along, where you'll hear various renditions of some of the songs you know and love... Not really. That would be painful. Instead, we start off like we're shot out of a cannon and we hit 37% in no time while talking about paranormal attacks, dancing jigs and ghosting stories. We have stories about EVIL ladies, multiple robberies, Savage redactions and vicious convenience store clerks. We break down the "Acorn" incident that made national news. If you haven't seen it, you need to... hahaha... Strap in and enjoy these wild stories. If you haven't already, rate the podcast and leave a review. We'll send you a discount code you can use in the Savage Merch Store. Always remember, stay SAVAGE. domesticatedsavages.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

Season 3 is bringing some new content to the podcast. In this episode we fly the Sinners Among Saints podcast out to do a little collaboration with the Savages. Megan and Lindsay are the gals who host that podcast which delves into True Crime from far and wide. You know the Savages aren't going to do anything without busting out shenanigans and tomfoolery at every turn. This episode is packed with all kinds of juicy topics. We dive into the story of a boss cop who decides to pick a fight while at an adult novelty store, we explore the weird world of people who prefer the taste of their own scabs... and that's just the tip of the iceberg. There's a ton more where that came from. The Sinners tell a tale of a British bloke who decides he's into the remix of 50 Shades of Grey, which has a smattering of the Saw movies in the story line. Get comfortable, this episode is nearly 3 hours of non-stop stories and banter. Always remember, Stay SAVAGE. domesticatedsavages.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

We here at the Domesticated Savages are happy to bring to you Season 3! Two seasons under the belt and still not cancelled. We're just as surprised as you are. In this episode we blow the clamps off in the first moments and traverse all of the tangents we could find. We go over some of our favorite times from these last 2 years, Skreets, Fits drowning, Jake's mom's basement, Free Range Savage (or Reign if you don't speak English well), Jeremy's disappearances and his Bing Bongs, and Joce's one-liners... She drops more on this episode. We go behind the curtain and talk about the ridiculous things we tried when we started this podcast (like not cussing and trying to stay away from an explicit rating hahahaha!) We tell a few stories of officers ruining the ability to bring spouses on ride-alongs, guys not knowing how to take crap from their buddies, Jeremy as a rookie when he stole someone's cigarette and conducted a traffic stop with it in his hand... and more. We laugh at ourselves and look back at the evolution of the podcast. We play the intro from episode one and laugh at how rookie we were. This is a fun episode. Check it out and let us know what you think. Still not cancelled. BOOOOOM!!!!! Always remember... Stay SAVAGE! Bing Bong www.domesticatedsavages.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

The Savages are putting out a BOLO for Jeremy, as he has not been seen or heard from in ages. Last seen in the trailer park, wearing dirty jeans and a sleeveless T-shirt, gathering soda cans and carrying a banjo. The Savages press forward telling stories of: - People dying and coming back to life - People falling off buildings - One girl who really needed ALL the Stanley's - State Senators getting ready to do legitimate duels in the well of the senate (sign us up!!!). - A naked crazy dude tryin to carjack people in broad daylight and digging for gold in the process. Interesting tidbits of extra content coming out soon include: - Joce read a book she said was spoiled by the boys due to their Savagery, now they all shall set out on a quest to read this book. After completing their quest, they'll share their uncensored thoughts on Instagram live (@domesticated_savages) - The debut of feet pics on our OF (threecopsonemic) so Fits can pay up on one of the losses from his many bets. - The Roommate has challenged Fits to a duel, and he has accepted (she has to tap him out). The date of the match shall be end of May, as the Roommate needs time to prepare. Listen in and hit us up! We love hearing from all of you. Always remember, stay SAVAGE. domesticatedsavages.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

We bring a full-fledged prostitute onto the podcast to give you a look into the gritty life of street walkers. Brandi is our guest on this episode and she expounds upon the tale of how she went from expressing dog anal glands to getting dudes to try to pay her to do the same to them. Only thing is, that's illegal! In all seriousness, Brandi is an officer with experience working in several different areas of law enforcement, one of which is Vice. Strap in, and really, strap on, as this hooker is gonna "blow you" away with her stories from them skreets. Always remember... Stay SAVAGE. www.domesticatedsavages.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

In this episode, Jake invites onto the podcast a couple rookies and a fellow salty dog. Fits and Jeremy couldn't make it out but no worries, we found some suitable replacements. Jake picks the brains of the young guys to see the differences between civilian life and police life. They talk about the mindset and experiences that have shaped them as they start their careers. Kyle tells a story from his first week on them skreets where a suspect tried to pull a gun on him (baptism by fire!!) Mike and Kyle tell some stories about dead bodies. The guys discuss how these are weird situations that you don't deal with in normal life. They guys get on the topic of chaplains and what a great resource they are when dealing with victims and the traumatic events they are experiencing. Examples of the some of the stories told are: Dead bodies and spaghetti... Not fitting in the body bag... Sad stories of self-redaction... and many more. Tune in and enjoy the fresh meat, because soon, they'll be salty like the rest of them. Always remember, Stay SAVAGE. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

This episode has some fun stories and reverie from the Savages. Topics included: - Personal stories of going to Vegas and sinning. - Teenagers in Vegas kill a fellow classmate in a fisticuffs brawl. They didn't honor the 1v1. - Personal story of fistfights during our youths. - Take an enforcer to your fights to protect you back... and to make you cookies when you lose. - Boxing matches to squash beef (our preferred method) - We discuss a show from the 90's, Demolition Man, that is coming to fruition more and more every day. - The interesting story of a hotel cleaner who used a millionaires used condom to get herself pregnant. She found the condom as she was taking out the trash. Fits doesn't really like gold diggers but he admits, deep down, he is one himself. We talk about Nuru and Reiki massages and a call Jake went on dealing with this trade craft. Jeremy tells a story about a women who wants to kill her boyfriend because he won't cuddle. Shots fired! Listen in and enjoy all the fun, crazy and wierd stories we have and share this time. Always remember... Stay SAVAGE. www.domesticatedsavages.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

This episode sees the Savages bring back Nick from Sharps Bros. He's the Canadian who makes guns. WEEEEEIRD!!! Nick shares some of his new inventions with us. Stuff that goes "pew pew" and "stab stab". Description of some topics included: - Would you kill to save your kid? - OnlyFans feet pics to earn money for more guns. - Nick is propositioned by the guys to make them some custom gun parts. Bayonet *****... WTF Fits??? - Jell-O between toes as a fetish - Peanus (not a typo) Slabs, Fits' favorite thing to put in his mouth. Cops stories of Highway patrol trying to stop City cops while City cops are enroute to active calls. And so much more... Listen up and have fun. Merry Christmas you filthy animals. Always remember, Stay Savage domesticatedsavages.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/domesticatedsavages/support

The boys are back in town for this episode. We get down by telling stories right out of the shute. In this episode we have: - FNGs and pervies trying to get a glimpse of some nip action, good or bad. - Monster hunters continue their search for Nessie! We also talk Marco Polo, dinosaurs and giants (oh my!) - A Vermont man that unleashes his GTA skills to evade law enforcement - An encounter with a hungry little meth head trying to take a bite out of the long arm of the law - A couple of bridge trolls that decide to have a knife/screwdriver fight and pop colostomy bags - A floating transient sex doll that Fire personnel decide to take home with them - And of course, our Savage of the Week, Fargo PD Officer Zach Robinson Always remember, Stay SAVAGE. domesticatedsavages.com

We invite our buddy, Special-K onto the podcast. Kris has stories for days and he shares a bunch with us on this episode. We start off by telling a couple national stories. Landscapers mistaking a dead body for a training dummy. Nuns using Nun-Fu and Nun-chucks to fight off vandals and thieves. Crazy dudes eating pancakes in the middle of the road. Kris tells stories from his time in jail... as a corrections officer, not inmate. Are those wooly socks? Sing a lullaby to earn your commissary Puke so hard you pee yourself Nascar and its history... Fits loses again... hahaha! Don't question rednecks about Nascar. Jeremy's mom shows up mid-podcast and he has to go home. Kris tells some stories from when he was a K9 handler. Lots of stories from them skreets: Jake as Kris' FTO (FNGs) Fits and Kris shagging calls downtown (debauchery) lots of other tangents that'll keep you entertained Tune in and listen up, you WILL be entertained! Always remember... Stay SAVAGE. domesticatedsavages.com

All of the Savages make it onto to this episode of the podcast. We start this one off by talking about Halloween traditions and the differences we've seen throughout the years, especially how our experiences differ from our children's experiences now days. We stray into tangent central and go off the rails for a long period of time (what's new there?) Tangents included: Japanese Mafias Getting razor blades in your trick or treat candy Bubbles Jugs and Slappy Hands Give out King Size Candy or Fun Size? Trunk or Treat - or - Trick or Treat, which is better? Who's your favorite Disney princess? And many many more. Then, we bring it back and tell some cop stories. Jeremy shares a couple experiences he's had recently working out on dem skreets catching criminals. - To cuss or not to cuss? That is the question. - The IMMOVEABLE OBJECT meets the UNSTOPPABLE FORCE. Hope you all enjoy this as much as we did. Always Remember... Stay SAVAGE. domesticatedsavages.com

In this episode, the Savages pay homage to the Marines and Veterans everywhere by telling stories about Marine life. We celebrate Veterans day and the Marine Corps birthday. We bring on "The Coach" Robert, a US Marine turned rocket scientist (I know... not compatible), on the podcast. Robert is an actual rocket scientist who builds shit that travels into orbit... crazy! He's also a huge conspiracy theorist, just like us Savages. Fits and Robert discuss their time in the Marine Corp. The experiences these two share about their time in the service is shockingly similar and incredibly hilarious! Robert also brings some nuggets of knowledge to the podcast. Put your thinking caps on and prepare to take some notes, because we're gonna fill your cranium with information. Always remember, Stay Savage. www.domesticatedsavages.com

We have Nicole back on the podcast and she doesn't have to worry about any toe sucking this time! She also gives us an update on her transition!  2 Las Vegas teens are charged with murder and attempted murder in a stolen vehicle A mother kills her 2 daughters to prevent them from going to their dad during a nasty divorce. We also go down the rabbit hole of "Inmate Tags" and the death penalty A Philadelphia man gets denied entrance to a baseball game because of his emotional support dinosaur Jake and Nicole tell some stories about suicidal people; including a 1-armed jumper and a faceless meth-using bombmaker. Jake also tells us how they used a can of coke to defuse another suicidal person. We also get to hear some stories about domestic violence suspects and ungovernable juveniles. We talk about ATM and how freaking awesome it is. Jake tells a story about Fits showing up to help pour foundation walls at a job site with his flip flops on... It was his first time doing manual labor... We share our choice for Savage of the Week. 2 police officers in Michigan saved an 8-year-old boy who was being electrocuted by a live wire.  Check out our store where we have new merch. Use code "CHOOSEVIOLENCE" for a discount. domesticatedsavages.com/store

Another day another guest on the podcast! Today we've got Gavin on the mic and he brings the heat! This is an awesome episode with laughs, some cries and of course, Gavin's rookie stories!   Joce tells a national tale of a Florida Man who tries to Christopher Columbus the Atlantic in his home built apparatus yet is shut down by the fearless Coast Guard... (Give me a break)   We then jump into our stories: We talk about Gavin's OIS (officer involved shooting), which is a crazy experience! People crying wolf and saying things happened but finding out they actually didn't and the problems making those false claims creates. A prisoner Gavin was transporting who did his best Greg Louganis impression, diving out of a moving patrol car at freeway speeds. And a bunch of other stories to keep you entertained.   Get on and listen to this fun filled episode. Check out our website and get yourself some merch ***new merch ready for orders!!!*** Give us a like and comment on here to push this out to new people so we can keep making content.   Always remember... Stay SAVAGE! www.domesticatedsavages.com

We have another special guest on this episode. Steve finally visits the Savage Cave and tells us some stories! To be fair (to be faaaaaair), Steve came up several weeks ago, and for whatever reason, Fits did something and the episode never recorded. So, we kidnapped Steve and had him do it all over again! On this special guest episode we talk about Jocey Wine-y hands and the purpose for men having nipples. We also tell stories about: -A Florida woman that tries to use Diet Mountain Dew to get rid of evidence (cloggs, canoes and tug boats, oh my!) -A Furry kerfuffle at the Huntington Beach -Post Malone's excessive nerdy spending problem -And we get into the longest rookie story ever told, and Steve also tells us about his 7,000 page fantasy novel he's been writing -Steve tells us about his tortoise and the hare foot pursuit (the Readers Digest version) and about the time he arrested tweaker Mickey Mouse -We end with a short game called Tangent Tally and our Savage of the Week: Otter 841! Stay Savage!

We present to you round 3 of conspiracies! Unfortunately, one of the Brothers (Allen) wasn't able to come up, so it's up to Dave to hold down the fort and tell us all about the aliens.  We break down interesting events such as: - Incident 40 (Project Grudge) - The Phoenix Lights incident of 1997 - Roswell - Area 51 - The Philadelphia Experiment But, as you know, we don't let a topic hamper us in our quest to flesh out all the possible tangents. Grab your tinfoil hat and lock the doors because... they're out there. Always remember, Stay Savage.

Josh's mom called and he had to go home, but the Savages kept recording because we're grown ass men and we do what we want! We keep the party going and the laughs steady. - We talk about a story of people getting stuck upside down on a ride for several hours. - The US Army refusing to pay benefits for the death of a soldier. - Fits gets redeemed for his rookie story about the Indoor Clean Air Act after Jake tells us they finally cited someone for this violation. - Then we get serious, Jake tells us 2 stories of officers getting assaulted and not responding in an appropriate fashion. This is due to hesitation, potentially caused by extremely poor leadership.  This is a fun "mini-episode" with some ups and downs and all the laughs you could hope for! Tune in for another fun episode, and always remember.... Stay SAVAGE!

As we melt through the summer, we bring a super fun episode with a special guest: Josh! He's a fellow cop with the Savages and also serves in the United States Army. This is a fun episode filled with hilariously gross stories and, we wrap things up an amazing Savage of the Week! - Josh tells us all about his exploits as a cop in various agencies and as a 20-year US Army Soldier. He also tells us about a game he played while he was a motor, and the Savages find out that President Lincoln passed away (RIP King!) - We talk about a US Soldier stationed in South Korea trying to escape American justice by fleeing to North Korea....idiot - Josh entertains us with some amazingly disgusting Rookie Stories, and we find out that Joce is a sympathetic thrower-upper! - Fits tells a story about a fight that he and Josh got into against a recreationally possessed contortionist that gave them a run for their money - Jake shares a 1-on-1 fight story with a doped up dude - We do another segment on Savages Try with some gifts that Josh brought up for us! Jeremy also gives us the 411 on his 'bunghole' - We wrap up with a no-nonsense Savage of the Week who was all aboard the Kick-Hitler's-Ass train! Come along with us on a fun ride as we explore... well, pretty much anything and everything that pops into our twisted little minds! Always remember... Stay Savage. www.domesticatedsavages.com

We've got the whole gang back together, and as expected, we go off the rails on this one! Jake and Joce start off this shit sandwich by telling us about their "upside down pineapple" adventures.  We roll right into National Stories where Fits regales us of lottery winners, we give tips for fighting off bears, a judge having special meetings with prosecutors in their "chambers", and Jeremy tells us about the Cleveland Steamer! Jake tops us off with a glimpse into what his wet dreams consist of.... In our Tales From the Skreets segment: -Jake and Jeremy open up and give us a look inside some horrific child abuse stories they've worked on  -Jeremy tells us a funny story about a wrong way driver and his adventure getting home -We talk about dead body odor and zombie fantasies -We finish off by talking about some movies and acting methods We play some Action Movie Trivia and finish off with a special twist with our Savage of the Week! We introduce a "compare and contrast" story by including a Bitch of the Week nomination. You're not going to want to miss this episode! Strap in (or if you're like Fits, strap on) for a fun ride! Always Remember... Stay Savage. www.domesticatedsavages.com

Macho Man Jake makes an appearance on the podcast! We tell a story from Mexico of a stabby jealous lover. Then, we visit Michigan Bill who might be one of Macho Man's opponents... Actually, it's a new bill proposed by the state of Michigan to recuperate money if/when a new officer leaves to go to a different agency. We find out that Georgia has really pigeonholed themselves into what kind of paper targets they can and can't use when doing firearms practice (so dumb). We find out you can bring all sorts of emotional support animals on airplanes, such as horses, pigs, ducks, peacocks and many others. A lady puts this rule to the test on a cross-country Delta flight. Stories From Them Skreets: - A bomb at a hotel and thinking outside the box - A suicidal jumper at a hospital - A crazy guy waving an uzi around in the downtown district - Two different stories about self-redactions that seemed out of the norm - Jake gets flagged down on reports of a child abduction - A nudist trespasser - Fits arrests a dude who wouldn't stop spitting... for 8 hours straight - Prison rape - Fits tells the story of when he worked at the prison and met a dude nicknamed "Maglite" Fits plays the role of Game Maker and pits Joce vs Jake in this edition... someone is sleeping on the couch tonight The Savage of the Week: The anonymous Marine Colonel/Police Officer who saved multiple children from sex trafficking Always remember, Stay Savage www.domesticatedsavages.com

In this episode of the Domesticated Savages podcast we try to keep the train on the rails for a hot minute but fail spectacularly! Within no time we're talking about Bee Lives Matter protesters, Prison Vampires, Healing Crystals, The numeric levels of power attained by witches, The benefits of a medical ass blasting, Going on naked campouts with Jeremy's uncle, and a whole lot more. Tales From Them Skreets - Fits tells his philosophy on why men pay higher insurance premiums than women (the jury is out on this one). - Jake tells about the time a drunk lady tried to use her Aikido skills on the family jewels during an arrest. - Jeremy shares a story from decades ago during the Wild West of policing where A/Ps were happy to go to jail in lieu of facing that Skreet Justice. (Crazy!) - And there are many more stories to listen to and enjoy. Savage of the Week - 13 year old Owen Burns saving his sister from getting abducted by a pedo. Always remember... Stay SAVAGE!

In this episode of the podcast we have some phenomenal stories for you. We start off by telling some stories from Florida and Georgia. We discuss the new law in Florida and how if you mess around with little kids, you'll find out with the death penalty. We talk about the pedo village in Florida that serves as a haven for segzual offenders... (WTF?!?!) We discuss the new laws going into effect that may finally hold rogue prosecutors accountable for failing to fight to put offenders behind bars (We're looking at you California... and a million other places across the USA). Fits gets confused and tries to introduce the "Father Land" as Germany, and brings us a story about a man who got tied up in the woods and abandoned by his dominatrix... also a story of Decadent Decedents... Tales From Them Skreets: - Dog fights in parks (Mike Vick might have made an appearance) - A suicide story where Jeremy actually found the round and the wife of the decedent showed her grief in an unusual way - How to find your tiger button - Events that turned a guy into Captain Hook - Ditching your kid with random people so you can go on a two day crack binge - and many more The Savage of the Week is a supreme Tricky Mistress! Think "outside the box". Listen and enjoy! Always remember... Stay Savage!

This episode of the Domesticated Savages has a grip of stories for you to enjoy. First, we tell a story of Cedar the goat and how he met his demise. We then introduce you to the story of Mrs. Han(d)cock and her devious machinations. (You'll see what I did there) That leads us to our Tales from dem Skreets: - An introduction to the Savage Daddy concept - Silly kids with bling belt buckles - A naked dude taking a siesta in the middle of the street - A few people who weren't quite as good at bike riding as they thought they were And many more stories to sate your appetite. We also bring you a true Savage in our Savage of the Week segment. Check out our Instagram for the video of this dude being a Savage. To end this, I'll use Fits' favorite pickup line "Strap in and Strap-on for a wild ride." Always remember... Stay Savage

In this episode we talk about some crazy stuff that will prove to you fact is stranger than fiction. We have Justin back on and he tells us some homicide stories which will certainly produce nightmares... I know those experiences haunt my dreams. We also talk about: - A crazy guy who tries to open an airplane door mid-flight - Some of our work stories about suicides (building jumpers) - A story about a court case and Fits' defendant electing "Trial by Combat" - Weird ways people deal with stress... - Doing background investigations and running the lie detector - That time Justin and his buddies kicked the shit out of a baby... (WTF???) - The most insane murder case we ever experienced Always remember... Stay SAVAGE. www.domesticatedsavages.com

In today's episode we bring back a retired OG of the department, Justin! This man has stories for days. He has so many that we already have plans to bring him back for more episodes. Justin's stories include: - Naked warrant services with a dude's junk swinging in the breeze - Sex swings - Swinging on backyard gates (lots of swings, apparently) while chasing a crazy Samurai We also tell some other weird stuff we saw or experienced, including: - A story of a man who burned his car to stop people from stealing from it - Selling farts in a jar and making bank - Asian foot massages and their perils - Savage of the Week - Jim Perry @thecopcomic Always remember, Stay SAVAGE domesticatedsavages.com

In this episode, the Savages go off the rails on the crazy train! So many crazy topics that will have your head spinning. Weird stuff galore, as we discuss things such as: - A Florida pair arrested for filming sexual acts with their dog - Someone passing Flipper's skull through airport security and is caught by TSA - Fits: The zoologist/marine biologist/troglodyte - Fits catches a Beast-Master... In the act - Jeremy deep dives an investigation and discovers it's an absconder - Jake let's a murderer walk away - Inmate organ donations - Jeremy's birthday guess - We debut a new segment - Savages try: this time it's Robot D - Liar liar pants on fire - Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see - Epidemic of excuses - Savage of the week - Carlos Hathcock - Always remember, Stay Savage domesticatedsavages.com New apparel on the site!!!

On this episode of the Savages, we tell some stories from the land of the Blitzkrieg and find out those crazy Germans might be housing Doctor Frankenstein. We also investigate a mysterious man overboard from a cruise ship and ruminate on how long Fits would survive if such a scenario befell him (spoiler, not very). We introduce a new segment: Just the Tip and share our tips on life... life hacks, if you will. We share our Tales from them Skreets and elaborate on how we know criminal recidivism is alive and well. We award our Savage of the Week to Captain Royce Williams for his stunning accomplishments in the Korean war. Strap on your headphones because this episode is definitely NSFW!

In this episode the Savages bring on the new addition to the podcast (Mort) and find that, apparently, the 2nd chair has character which seems to be passed on from the former bearer. Fits shares some news stories and the crew weighs in on the ridiculousness of it all. The Savages dole out some stories from them skreets, including: - A story with some fun adult novelties and a jacuzzi - A gentlemen's brawl turned deadly, and - An unbelievable story where Fits had to do some work... you're not gonna want to miss this! You'll also hear: - Savage listener Q&A - Our Savage Game - Savage of the Week Grab your rosary and say your prayers, because the Savages are here for your souls! domesticatedsavages.com

We start 2023 off with a bang and a brand new season of Domesticated Savages! Unfortunately, we also start off with some bad news regarding Jeremy being fired from the Savages. However, this opens up a position on the podcast, so keep an eye out for an application opportunity if you want to join our team! In this episode we relate a ridiculous story about a man and his adult sized relationship dolls. We also tell a story from across the pond about some coppers and a case of mistaken identity (things aren't always what they seem), and our experiences when going on calls thinking one thing is happening and finding out it's something completely different going on. Prep your hardware and software for this episode because Season 2 is here to break down your door!

Savage Squad, we bring to you a very interesting episode where we bring in one of our dispatchers, Derek, to tell us what it's like being on the other side of the radio. He tells us some rookie stories and the Savages discuss some misconceptions between dispatchers and police! This is an interesting episode with advice on what types of objects were not designed to be inserted into the human body and Derek regales us with a tale of an exorcism performed on an ambulance!

The Savages bring back The Conspiracy Brethren (Brother Dave and Brother Allen, aka Dickhead Darrell) to talk about what the Deep State is and how it works. Then we roll into discussing NUKES! Brother Dave tells us all about nukes and how to protect ourselves from them. As always, we deviate and talk about disrupting deaf women sleeping and Fits' unhealthy obsession with the Twilight series. Savage Squad, we hope you're strapped in nice and tight for a fun ride on the Nuke train! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/domesticatedsavages/support

The Savages talk about some super silly international stories that make you wanna get some gator skin boots. They share some personal stories about the mean skreets... Leonidas ain't got shit on us. This is THE DOMESTICATED SAVAGE PODCAST! Tune in and tune up. POWERBALL, bitches!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/domesticatedsavages/support

Welcome to the Savage Halloween episode! We invite Ben onto the podcast to tell some stories from his time working in a remote location near Skinwalker Ranch. We get spooky AF talking about paranormal activities and extraterrestrials. Bust out your Ouija boards and play along as we tell stories from the other side. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/domesticatedsavages/support

The Savages welcome Chuck from the Bomb Squad onto the podcast. Chuck regales us with explosive stories from his time working international waters in the desert (you'll understand when you listen) and on explosive devices. Put on your Kevlar helmet and find cover because this episode is THE BOMB. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/domesticatedsavages/support