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The gals are back this week - Nikki is getting over the ‘Vid - fashionably late as always and Kris is violently and desperately trying to sell her old jeans on depop.com/krisjags (yes, that is a shameless plug). Kris and Nikki talk about strollers being a scam, Kris being terrible to new mothers, and Nikki plugs all 5 seasons of “Young Sheldon”. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie #boycottnestle

The gals are back after a hiatus that involved sinus drips, quitting jobs, turning 30, and running away to Hawaii. Nikki and Kris reunite for a debrief on the last few weeks - hot takes on low-rise jeans coming back into fashion, podcasts about the porn industry, Koalas and their chlamydia, and of course, Nikki runs down her trip with Mr. Pharmacist to Oahu/Waikiki/the Big Island. She talks about buying 15-dollar papaya and cheap ass Kris nearly has a stroke. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie #boycottnestle

$60,000 is a huge amount of money, but it's also the average amount that Torontonians spend on their wedding. Nikki and Kris talk about the pros and cons of having wedding and spending that money, especially in an economy where lychee fruit costs $12 for a small bag. Kris explains the Asian relative count and Nikki talks about her dream to elope at Nobu. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie #boycottnestle

As the old saying goes, when it rains it pours. Nikki and Kris are back after some, well, unexpected circumstances. Nikki regales the tale of her and Mr. Pharmacist's adventure to Richmond Hospital, Gen Z doctors, and the Ovarian Cyst that betrayed her. The gals talk about TNA Butter leggings, Province of Canada dresses, the community women form around each other when they're not feeling their best, and most importantly, how to take down Nestle if they're on the Rogers network. Kris workshops a new segment - Yelp Reviews. Let's see how this pans out for her. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie #boycottnestle

Nikki and Kris are back this week talking about doctors and bad experiences. Kris talks about her misdiagnosis before finding out about her autoimmune disease, and Nikki takes us through a geography lesson through Canada. Kris takes Nikki through an educated stance on Chalet Sauce and Nikki weighs in on Texas Barbeque. All hail our Lord and Saviour Dr. Fred Saibil at Sunnybrook hospital. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie https://www.nytimes.com/2021/06/08/books/review/unwell-women-elinor-cleghorn.html https://www.prevention.com/health/a32085516/common-misdiagnosis-women/

Nikki and Kris catch up after two weeks. Nikki shares the detail of her OnlyFans experience - don't worry, it's not what you're thinking AT ALL - and having to come clean to Mr. Pharmacist afterwards - and his reaction is also not what you're thinking AT ALL. Kris and Nikki talk about child-rearing as First Generation Asian Canadians and whether or not to discipline children in the same ways our parents did. The moral of the story: why even have kids at all? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie

Nikki and Kris are back this week with a new edition of “Shit Nikki Heard on TikTok”. The gals are talking about things that are considered luxurious, but aren't expensive. Before that, they talk about where the Rocky Mountains are in Canada, drinking tea out of mason jars, and how Kris gets around having size 4 feet. Nikki talks about how she gives directions, being on the left side of Canada, and how she would get herself “Get Out”ted in Muskoka. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie

The gals are back this week and they're sharing their tips for wedding season. Nikki shares her latest experience at a friends wedding, Kris talks through her wedding guest trauma, and the gals break down their best tricks to make it through it all without a meltdown. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie

Nikki and Kris have got new microphones, anxiety about a third World War, and are catching up for your two week fix. Your favourite Gal Pal Aunties are back this week talking about the things that baffle and confuse them - the overrated things that they just don't get. Kris and Nikki talk about why Pete Davidson is weird, Nikki tries to get Kris caught up on the latest Tik Tok trends, and Nikki tries to guess the capital of Saskatchewan. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie

Valentine's Day is just around the corner, so you know what that means - Nikki and Kris are here to provide you with their unsolicited two-cents about how to go about wooing your significant other in the middle of a panini. Nikki and Kris talk about the trucker convoy taking over Canada, the latest reboot of “Dexter”, Nikki's latest Asian Drama she's binge watching on television, and of course, the gals get side-tracked a million times as they offer you advice about why roses are terrible and why not to put too many eggs in the Valentine's basket. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie

A busy two weeks has left Nikki with stories to share. Five-star dining for Mr. Pharmacist's birthday, meeting the new partner of one of his friends, and she's got thoughts. After an odd interaction at a party, Nikki and Kris recount their first impressions of each other and share their advice on bringing your partner to your friends for the first time. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie

The gals are in season three of the panorama and getting pretty tired of the whole thing. It's been a few weeks of resting, bitching, crying, waiting to be boosted, and looking at Omarion take over Canada (with an icebox where his heart used to be). The gals catch up with the hot gossip over the holiday, the beef with Lululemon sizing, and Nikki and Kris plan a boob transplant/ The gals answer the first question of the year! “What is your go-to depression meal? Also, the word Nikki was thinking of was “enabler”. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie

The gals have made it through the first non-retail-employee Black Friday, and are thriving. Kris, though, is peak Grinch. She will be hissing at lights, carolers, and you won't catch her dead in a Christmas Market. Nikki and Kris spend the week catching up, talking about potential gifts for various people in your life, and how God is fair - specifically with Cillian Murphy. The gals take down Nikki's Husband, Michael Buble's, Tik Tok account, being the butt of Ali Wong's jokes, and double standards about Uterus Talk. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie

The gals are back. They survived late-night Uber rides and torrential downpour typhoons to bring you the second part of Cults and Caviar. Kris gets us back on track as she breaks down what exactly our villain Warren Jeffs did to get his ass thrown in jail, his crusade against corn, and his getting on the FBI's Most Wanted list. The gals talk about the year that was 2002, and Nikki discovers the Canadian arm of the FLDS, located in Bountiful, British Columbia. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie

Ask and you shall receive! The gals are back this week with an episode of Cults and Caviar, and it's so big, they just couldn't fit it into one episode. Or rather, the gals take so many wrong turns, they've run out of time and had to make it two episodes. Kris got a new job, Nikki learns about the musical, Book of Mormon, and the gals take on the history of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter-Day Saints. Everything from the long dresses and braids, to Oprah visiting the Yearning for Zion commune, this story has so many twists and turns, you know Nikki is gonna watch so many Youtube Docs about this one. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie https://www.cnn.com/2013/10/31/us/fundamentalist-church-of-jesus-christ-of-latter-day-saints-fast-facts/index.html https://www.npr.org/2005/05/03/4629320/warren-jeffs-and-the-flds https://abcnews.go.com/US/things-didnt-flds-church/story?id=30827256 https://www.biography.com/crime-figure/warren-jeffs

The gals have taken a small hiatus as Mercury in Retrograde continues to pummel them into oblivion. But this week, after schedules and internet connections finally line up just right, they're back with a new episode. Kris has a cold, Nikki has been over it, and they're taking the episode to catch up with each other and you! Nikki talks about her grievances with fast fashion, takes a jaunt down memory lane with Urban Behaviour/Urban Planet, and the potato wedge era of Mickey D's. Kris talks about the Dirty Duff/Galleria Mall beef, Nikki's late night radio DJ voice, and will probably get sued by Gabriel Iglesias for #fluffygirlfall. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie

Hey everyone! The gals are reissuing episode 48 while Mercury continues to nerf us in the coochie. We'll be back next week (hopefully) with some new stuff! Do you have weird habits that the internet has made you feel good about because there are other people that do those things too? Like, avoiding breaks in the sidewalk, or having shower concerts? Nikki and Kris are talking about all the weird things and habits that they do or have and hoping someone in the world does them too. Nikki breaks down some intimate details of her life, and Kris talks about the immigrant household things that she can't break with. Outdoor pants vs. indoor pants, using everything until the very end, always leaving the bottom of the cup and bowl behind, sitting naked on toilets - get ready, this episode is going to be a ride. The gals also answer your questions: What's the dumbest joke you've ever told? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie

The gals may live on opposite sides of Canada, but there's one thing that's definitely brought them closer this time of year: autumn. Besides chic Aritzia wool coats, pumpkin-spice-everything, cardigans, and chunky well-worn Blundstones, autumn brings the certainty of unpredictable weather. Summer in the afternoon to winter temperatures at night, how are you supposed to prepare for the day? Behold, this week the gals take on another All Souls Entrance Exam question: Is it possible to dress rationally? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

The gals are coming at you short and sweet, well, as much as can be expected from Nikki and Kris. On the eve of #elxn44 as well as Moon Festival, the gals bring you the woes of the full moon, the lore behind the Moon Festival, which Moon Cakes to get, and of course, election drama. Don't worry, they still take the time to answer your questions: what is something you're good at that you never want to do again? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

The gals are heated, but let's be honest - when are they not? Kris took months to get her AncestryDNA results back, Nikki has been rage-watching Tik Tok videos, and we are currently living in the darkest timeline. The gals started with one of your questions this week, “What's your favourite part about being childless?”, but the White, old, Republican men of Texas opened a full war on what it meant to be childless. With abortion pretty much becoming illegal, the gals talk through their grief for the people that will suffer as a result of this terrible change. The gals talk about methods of abortion, the safety and efficacy of the methods, and the draconian laws surrounding parts of the world like South America that are sounding more and more like the Southern United States. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe Want to learn more about what you can do to help? Check out the links below to learn and donate where you can. https://www.wholewomanshealthalliance.org/the-stigma-relief-fund/?_ga=2.105719683.1880857267.1630604687-781447056.1630604687 https://www.wholewomanshealth.com/donate/ https://janesdueprocess.org/donate/ https://www.lilithfund.org/donate https://reproductiverights.org/ https://thebridgecollective.org/giveback

The gals are feeling a little under the weather after a crazy few weeks. Birthdays, weddings, Covid tests - it's been a rollercoaster. Kris got to see a second wedding go down, Nikki felt super uncomfortable in a church setting, there are definitely stories to be told. But they're back with another All Souls entrance exams question quite fitting - “Why do so many people want to get married?” Kris talks about spending money on weddings and why it's crazy, Nikki talks about getting married for love and why twenty five thousand dollars is enough only for a backyard wedding, and the two take many long turns along the way. The gals answer your questions: What's the bougiest thing you've done? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

The gals are hot and bothered this week. With the wildfires in BC and the heatwave in Toronto, the gals are sweating it out, but they're embarking on the second episode of the All Souls entrance exams questions “ Have email, blogs and tweets restored the primacy of writing?” The gals talk about writing to clients, misunderstanding tone, and creating credibility. Kris talks about her savagery when writing an angry email, and Nikki recounts tales of Carly Rae Jepsen. The gals talk about the horrors of having kids, teaching Sex Ed. and singlehandedly being able to eradicate teen pregnancies. And remember, there's a special place in hell for people who leave clothes in fitting rooms. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

As most of our stories begin, Nikki was scrolling through Tik Tok. She found this guy talking about taking the world's hardest exam, and she immediately told Kris about it and said they should discuss some of the topics - and here's the first episode. The gals take on the Oxford All Souls entrance exams with the question “Vegetarianism - is it the future?” Nikki and Kris take polarizing sides, talking about some of the social issues surrounding the issue at hand. Bourdain, David Chang, Alice Waters, John Oliver, everyone gets thrown into the mix. Do you think Kris and Nikki would have gotten into the All Souls College? The gals answer your questions: What's something about Asian women's bodies you'd like to see normalized for Asian women? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

The gals have not been very good at sleep recently for a myriad of reasons: Kris has been dealing with the worst nasal congestion of her life and Nikki has been anxiously dreading her upcoming real estate exam. While sleep continues to elude them, they have been noticing the weird dreams they've been having when they can sleep. This week the gals test out their dreams against the musings of Kristen Bateman's Harper Bazaar Article, “14 Common Dreams and What They Mean”. From dreams about drowning cats to teeth falling out, Nikki and Kris uncover some weird meanings about their unconsciousness. The gals answer your questions: Would you ever one day just pick up and move to the countryside? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe Read the article here: https://www.harpersbazaar.com/beauty/health/a11043/8-common-dreams-and-what-they-mean/

The gals are sunburnt, sweaty, post-PMS, and BREAKING OUT. So they decided to share their skincare routines and what works on a normal day. Kris and Nikki get into it over the number of products that one should use in their routines, why you should use a toner and the importance of sunscreen. Kris shares her three product run and her upgrade from her $20 Mart-of-Wal haul. Nikki shares her absolute disdain of the discount store beauty routine and cracks down on Kris to get an eye cream. The gals talk about their favourite multi-taskers, pore strips, why kids sunscreen isn't something to turn your nose up at, and so much more! Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

This week, the gals are honouring the best Aunties - Kulap and SuChin on the podcast “Add to Cart” and are sharing their absolute must-buys. The things that get the gals through every single day in Toronto/Vancouver life. Everything from Period Pouches to faux suede jackets, Nikki and Kris got you covered with the most reliable staples for their day-to-day. The gals answer your questions: What's one piece of clothing you have owned or previously owned that you are eternally grateful for? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

Grab your tissues and tampons because the gals are bringing you the twelfth edition of Cramps and Cinema! Nikki and Kris are talking menstruation and movies - and the 2001 Jennifer Lopez and Matthew McConaughey barely-comedy-of-errors “The Wedding Planner”. Kris has subjected herself to drier, but still gross McConaughey hair for this month and she is not happy about it. Kris talks about her reasoning for hating Jennifer Lopez, why the best part of this film was Massimo and his absolutely ridiculous goggles, and why Matthew McConaughey would be able to even slightly be a cowboy for a second in this film. Nikki talks about her love of Massimo, the peak fashion that is Mary's Gucci Shoes, and the fact that Steve isn't a complete sleezebag because Fran could be a #crazy. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

The gals are talking about superstitions and folk tales from their youths this week. Get ready for the most bastardized version of various stories and traditions you've ever heard. Kris talks about South Asian obsession with ghosts - even though reincarnation is a cornerstone of a lot of belief systems, and Nikki tells us stories of the Monkey King, the Lady in the moon, and some of the stories of the Tiger. Kris attempts to get more information about her new ambition, to be the lady on the moon with a crystal castle who people celebrate with Moon Cakes. The gals answer your questions: How do you prevent headaches while looking at screens all day? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

The gals are beating the summer heat this week, and bringing you what you've wanted, needed, can't go without - CULTS. That's right, you've been waiting, and Kris has decided to deliver. Cults and Caviar is now a real live thing! This week, we're breaking down cult tactics and deep-diving into NXIVM. Not stomach ulcer medicine, Nexium, but the personal development program turned sex cult. Kris discusses the origins, the background, and the misogyny that lead to the arrest of the leader, Keith Raniere, and some of his most trusted people. The gals talk about the experience of one story, Sarah Edmundson, her Vancouver connection, and how she brought the cult down. The gals answer your questions: What are a few pointers you wish you knew before starting out on your first job? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

DISCLAIMER: Hey peeps but you know how it is with us and technology, the audio gets a little wonky at the end, so sorry! The gals are back and vaxxed! It's a #shotgirlsummer out here in the Edit2Real world. This week, Nikki was perched on her Squatty Potty and was thinking of the weird jobs that people have. Like, did you know that there's a person that's designated to push people onto trains in Japan? How do you even apply for that job? Panda Nannies, Chicken Sexers, even Professional mourners? The gals get deep into the jobs they want, the ones they don't, and the ones they definitely wish they didn't know existed. The gals answer your questions: What's a habit you wish you started earlier? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

Grab your tissues and tampons because the gals are bringing you the eleventh edition of Cramps and Cinema! Nikki and Kris are talking menstruation and movies - and the 2003 Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey cringefest “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”. That's right, the gals have sat through moist McConaughey hair and Kate Hudson crazy to bring you this episode. Kris compares parallels to “She's All That” and "Home Alone". Nikki talks about the realest moments and the progression of female crazy. The gals talk about bad fashion, how cringe McConaughey's romancing is, and just how desperate he must have been to win this bet to stay with that level of crazy. The gals discuss love ferns, rat dogs, Burberry everything, and of course, Princess Sofia. It has the gals calling "Bullshit!" Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

Oh my goodness. Two milestones in one episode? That sounds like a great deal if I've ever heard it! That's right, y'all - Kris and Nikki have made it to one year of podcasting and 50 episodes! That's half of 100! They've exchanged ridiculous gifts, reminisced about how this whole thing started, and are ready to party! (Socially distanced by half of Canada, of course.) and To celebrate, the gals decided to do what they do best: give you as much unsolicited advice as they can muster. They're answering questions that users have submitted to the r/Askwomen thread. Questions about life, shopping, bangs, food, - the usual nonsense that happens here at Edit 2 Real. Thank you so much for sticking with us this year, and we're so excited that you're hanging out with these two aunties every week. We'll be back next week with a Cramps and Cinema! Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie

Break-ups. They're the worst, right? How do you even do the damn thing? Do you hire a singing telegram? Change your name and move to Ireland to raise sheep for the rest of your life without telling anyone? If you're thinking of ending your relationship and you need help, the gals are here for you. Nikki and Kris offer their absolutely unofficial and unsolicited advice that doesn't have to involve faking your death and moving halfway across the world. The gals also answer your questions: What movie or television show makes you cry every time? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! We want to hear about your goals for the new year, too! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie

Do you have weird habits that the internet has made you feel good about because there are other people that do those things too? Like, avoiding breaks in the sidewalk, or having shower concerts? Nikki and Kris are talking about all the weird things and habits that they do or have and hoping someone in the world does them too. Nikki breaks down some intimate details of her life, and Kris talks about the immigrant household things that she can't break with. Outdoor pants vs. indoor pants, using everything until the very end, always leaving the bottom of the cup and bowl behind, sitting naked on toilets - get ready, this episode is going to be a ride. The gals also answer your questions: What's the dumbest joke you've ever told? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! We want to hear about your goals for the new year, too! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie

Grab your tissues and tampons because the gals are bringing you the tenth edition of Cramps and Cinema! Nikki and Kris are talking menstruation and movies - and all three (!) of the Netflix-produced teen romance saga “To All The Boys”. That's right, the gals have watched in excess of 5 hours of gooey teen drama just for you. Nikki and Kris gush over their love of Lana Condor, the little sister Kitty, and all of the parallels to “She's All That” and “Legally Blonde”. Nikki talks about the step down the costuming takes as the movies progressed, and Kris spews her absolute hatred for the male lead. The gals fawn over being young and in love and how much Stormy needed to be the whole story of the second movie. Also, Kris still thinks John Ambrose should have won Lara Jean. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

Our resident Bad Bitch, Nikki, gives us the tutorial on Bad-Bitchism. Nikki takes you through what it takes to be a Bad Bitch, and in true Nikki style, it's done with conspiracy theories, cussing, and brutally honest love. Kris follows up on the Crisis in Ontario, the stationary bike journey, and the latest IUD period. Nikki also talks about the hate crime that is MyFitnessPal and her low-level depression as a result of her calorie cut. The gals also answer your questions: What's the most important thing you get out of your relationship with each other? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! We want to hear about your goals for the new year, too! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie

Kris is cheesed this week (what else is new?). Our resident Mad Bitch has been in terrible shape. With the cases up in Ontario, Kris is ready to fight. She compares Ontario Premier Doug Ford to Yosamite Sam - a trigger happy idiot, for not helping the city at all as numbers climb. Kris goes off on the provincial government and their vaccine response and Nikki takes down vaccine conspiracies. Hey dudes, did you know that Covid-19 makes your pee-pee smaller? Go get vaccinated when you can! Nikki also talks about her “wellness” journey. Her calorie counts, her dedication to Myfitnesspal, and the amount of calories in Coconut water that makes her sad. Kris talks about her new stationary bike and the tiniest wrench to put it together. The gals also answer your questions: What's the most crucial thing for a healthy relationship? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! We want to hear about your goals for the new year, too! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe #nerfedinthecoochie Get information on Crohn's & Colitis vaccination here! https://crohnsandcolitis.ca/About-Crohn-s-Colitis

We're gonna be real with y'all. We were going to do an episode about death and dying, but after the last few trying weeks, the gals decided they would just take a break, chat, and catch up. The gals talk about everything under the sun as they distract themselves from the world on fire around them. Shawn Desman, Justin Nozuka, Mike Posner, the gals take a trip down memory lane with some peak early 2000's pop music, and Spotify astrological playlists. The gals talk about being blobs, watching "Silicon Valley", and early 2000's styles that should stay in the past. What the actual hell is even going on in the Suez Canal? The gals also answer your questions: If you had a boat, what would you name it? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! We want to hear about your goals for the new year, too! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

Grab your tissues and tampons because the gals are bringing you the ninth edition of Cramps and Cinema! Nikki and Kris are talking menstruation and movies - and watching the 1999 Cult Classic, “She's All That”. That's right, get your low rise, boot cut and your frosted taupe lipstick because we're going for a trip down memory lane with this one. Nikki gets her first taste of 90's teen heartthrob, Freddy Prinze Jr. and his ability to hacky sack as she takes in this absolute monstrosity of a film. Kris explains her justification for this film selection - literally the pillars and tropes for EVERY teen movie that comes out in the early 2000's - and the gals discuss some of the sweeter moments in this movie - including that damn Sixpence None the Richer song that we can't is stuck in their heads until the end of time. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

This week, in light of the recent terrorist attack in Atlanta that left 6 Asian-American women dead at the hands of a White, Homegrown, American Terrorist, the gals are feeling raw and confused and hurt and decided to have a real conversation about where their heads are at. While this attack happened in Atlanta, the incidents of Asian-Canadian hate attacks are going up in both Vancouver and Toronto. And the gals are scared. Nikki and Kris talk about depictions in the media of Asians, Asian Women, and the historical alienation of Asian people. Nikki talks about the generational suffering of Asian parents to provide for their kids, and Kris talks about the horrors of being a woman, let alone an Asian Woman. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! We want to hear about your goals for the new year, too! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe Please take some time to explore and donate to these amazing causes: https://www.redcanarysong.net/ https://www.napawf.org/ https://stopaapihate.org/ https://goldhouse.org/ https://www.covidracism.ca/ https://www.elimin8hate.org/ https://www.project1907.org/ Check out some of these articles: https://www.elle.com/culture/career-politics/a35635188/anti-asian-racism-history-violence/ https://medium.com/@jacl_dc/yellow-fever-asian-fetishes-and-sexual-violence-c9fed0489acf https://nextshark.com/why-people-gaslight-asian-american-struggles/?fbclid=IwAR1W9OgRRixcAxzCOHuhLNTgg4G77FaUlQPlFcW7QurNIhckPZixDHouYpk https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/06/t-magazine/asian-american-actors-representation.html SuChin and Kulap's “Add to Cart” Podcast Episode: https://www.lemonadamedia.com/podcast/18-asian-hate-gaslighting-in-georgia/

This week, the gals are taking you on a no-holds-barred deep dive into the world of birth control. Kris, on the eve of her IUD insertion, was feeling hella moody and sad and decided to share the details of the whole ordeal. If you're squeamish, skip ahead to the 59-minute mark because the gals are getting graphic this week. Kris takes you through the cramping, stretching, and deep breaths involved in the whole procedure and Nikki makes the most accurate metaphor (a Nerf Gun to the coochie) ever. Nikki takes you her controversial views on mandatory male birth control and advocating for your rights as a woman. The gals also answer your questions: Have you ever disliked something and then changed your mind? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! We want to hear about your goals for the new year, too! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe Check out Dr. Ali's IUD insertion video here. It's super easy to understand and informative! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWxaZ2sR9yc

The gals have made it nearly a year in Quran-time and have miraculously not gotten their eyeballs licked and died, so to celebrate - the gals are talking about their bucket lists. A comprehensive guide to the things they would like to do before kicking the proverbial bucket. And in true Edit2Real fashion, there's a lot of food on the list. Listen to Kris talk about her obsession with Monet and Gaudi, and Nikki's dream of travel and spirituality. The gals also answer your questions: What are you most proud of in the last year? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! We want to hear about your goals for the new year, too! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

The gals are on opposite sides of Canada, and cannot stop daydreaming about reuniting after the plague. They've already talked tonnes about what they're going to do and see and, of course, eat, once they can finally see each other in their hometowns once it's safe to visit, but they thought they'd share their guidebooks to what makes their cities great. Nikki talks about the jewel of the West Coast - the mountains, the ocean, the fresh air, and of course, the food. Nikki shares her favourite places to find gelato, broth, and her love of the Crystal Mall Food Court. She also shares her favourite spots to reconnect with nature, pay to look at plants, and peak shopping spots. Want some sick new Herschel Supply swag? Nikki's got the hot info for you! The gals also answer your question: What activity instantly calms you down? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! We want to hear about your goals for the new year, too! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

Grab your tissues and tampons because the gals are bringing you the eighth edition of Cramps and Cinema! Nikki and Kris are talking menstruation and movies - and watching the 2019 Rebel Wilson Meta-Rom-Com “Isn't It Romantic?” The gals talk about if Cramps & Cinema was a movie - this would be it. All the tropes, all the plot points, every single thing we talk about, condensed and analyzed in this one ridiculous film. The gals talk about the references to other rom-coms, (that gorgeous red dress Rebel wears is straight out of Pretty Woman”!), the ridiculousness of just how silly the common stereotypes are compared to real life, and how absolutely delightful everything that comes out of Rebel Wilson's mouth is. Nikki talks about the tearjerker moments, Kris talks about how real the struggles are running with large breasts, and the gals talk about how much fun this movie is to watch. It's enough to make Kris' cynical heart melt. Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

The gals are on opposite sides of Canada, and cannot stop daydreaming about reuniting after the plague. They've already talked tonnes about what they're going to do and see and, of course, eat, once they can finally see each other in their hometowns once it's safe to visit, but they thought they'd share their guidebooks to what makes their cities great. First up, Kris. She talks about (a handful) of her favourite restaurants, places to take Instagram-husband worthy pictures, and the neighbourhoods and shops she frequents most often. Bookstores, coffeeshops, and charcuterie boards? A pretentious U of T graduate's dream! The gals also answer your question: What's one thing that can make your day instantly better? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! We want to hear about your goals for the new year, too! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

How do you ace a first date? Easily, with the help of the gals this week. We're talking about what not to do on your first date. Red flags and deal breakers like being tardy, phone usage, and being nice to the waitstaff. Nikki talks about her latest love of trains, being Kris' bessie in a Tessie, and of course, Tik Tok Conspiracies. Kris talks about lockdown woes, mind over matter, killing terrible servers with kindness, Apple as a cult, and popped collars. The gals also answer your question: If you could only teach one thing to your (future) child, what would it be? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! We want to hear about your goals for the new year, too! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

Imposter Syndrome - the fear of being called a fraud, when you're literally not. Why the hell is this a thing? And why do we have it? The gals are talking about how imposter syndrome has been part of various aspects of their lives - work, family, the whole shebang. The gals also talk about churros, being put back together after having birth and passing real estate exams. The gals also talk about the reasons for having a big family, the struggles of big boobs, and what to wear to nail an interview. The gals also answer your question: If you see a puddle on the ground, do you walk around it or over it? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! We want to hear about your goals for the new year, too! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

The gals are back in Lockdown mode as the plague continues to force us all inside. But they've decided that it's a new year, they've got some time given to them now their cities are keeping people inside as much as possible, they might as well start thinking about some yearly goals that they'd like to work on. Kris talks about developing her skills as a social media expert and photographer, and Nikki talks about her latest business venture - being an Instagram Influencer in order to appease her need for free stuff. Kris talks about finishing her book, nearly a decade in the making, Nikki talks about wanting to eat her way through a block, and the gals talk about starting a food vlog as soon as they're reunited. The gals also answer your question: If you could eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! We want to hear about your goals for the new year, too! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

Grab your tissues and tampons because the gals are bringing you the seventh edition of Cramps and Cinema! Nikki and Kris are talking menstruation and movies with the 2005 BRom-Com “Hitch”. The gals talk about Hitch's methods to getting a girl, Albert's sick dance moves, and going in for the kiss. Kris draws connections to Shakespeare (I mean, Hitch dated a girl named ‘Cressida'? COME ON!) and Nikki talks about her Emo-Kid phase and Eva Mendes' fashion choices. The gals discuss the ways the movie could have been much better were the focus on the Bro-mance vs. the romance and then draw parallels to a much better version of this movie - Kevin Hart and Josh Gad's “The Wedding Ringer”. How will the gals rate this one? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

The gals are back with a fresh episode this week. As Asian Daughters and daughters of Asian immigrants, what responsibilities do you have to your family and heritage but also to your social life? How do you find the happy medium between the two? Is there a happy medium? The gals talk about their experiences fulfilling their parent's wishes, but also trying to forge their own paths. They talk about the way Asian parents express love, the trade-offs they've made in their own lives, and Kris' undying love of her Blundstones. The gals answer your questions: How do you spend a day off? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe

Happy New Year, sweet bebes! The gals back at it again - new year, same shenanigans, and speaking of shenanigans, Nikki and Kris are picking up the new year with pick up lines. The gals are talking about effective pickup lines, the worst pick up lines, when pick up lines become harassment and how to respond to harassment - whether it's by being a crazy girlfriend or pushing hipsters off bikes. Nikki talks about her first kiss with Mr. Pharmacist at an improv theatre, Kris reiterates her fear of bank tellers, and the gals answer your questions: What does your midlife crisis look like? Submit your questions at edit2realpodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Instagram and Twitter @edit2real! Subscribe and stay real! #makequarantimehappen #kriscringe