Heathens LMC

What level of evil do we assign to religion? Specifically, what level of evil is tolerable under the guise of religious freedom? We explore this, and other topics, on the inaugural podcast of Heathens. A show, where if the name is not a dead giveaway for you, then you probably will get mad about the topics we cover and the manner in which we cover them.

The history of the United States is being bastardized by religious nutbags, who want to sell us a bag of excrement masquerading as historical fact. Also in this segment, Rep Lynn of TN turns out to be a self righteous theocrat, a catholic priest throws a dead body out of its own funeral and why evangelical Christians with their holier than thou stuff support a twice divorced racist who screwed a porn star.

Human history is littered with gods. By some account, there have been over 1000 major and up to 3 million minor gods. Not counting spiritual beings and various different belief systems, which all together, account for some 30 million variations for spooks, goblins, vampires, gods and other assorted human invented deities. Also in this episode, we give a 9 middle finger salute to Paula White, Trump's spiritual advisor, for suggesting Jesus would have been OK with treating refugees as criminals.

How millennials and Gen Z are destroying religion - and replacing it with spirituality. Nothing pleases us more than the knowledge that people are becoming less religious and more scientific. Replacing enlightenment with ignorance is always a good thing. But for the sake of all that is just and good, why switch to another BS story to replace one BS story? Even if the new BS story is less evil than the previous one? Or perhaps this is a necessary step humanity needs to take towards the elimination of religion from society? Also in this episode, support the Pastafarian movie! https://www.ipastafari.com/ And a double handed, 10 level big old up yours to evangelical Christians for supporting Donald Trump and his administration while he sells our country out to Russia's Putin.

Since the dawn of time people have been trying to figure out the universe.  Religions stem from an early attempts at doing this.  Since holy books were written during less civilized times, their message no longer resonates with the vast majority of modern societies.  Especially in Christianity, most Christians today tend to focus on the parts of the Bible where good things happen - such as the sermon on the mount or Jesus healing the sick people.  Few Christians actually talk about stoning people for working on the Sabbath or killing their unruly children.  So here is the problem.  If you believe the good parts of the Bible, how do you reconcile the bad and nonsensical ones?  This is where we get apologetics.  The attempt to reconcile the irreconcilable.

The life of Jesus dissected - was he a real character?  According to James Valliant, in "Creating Christ: How Roman Emperors Invented Christianity" he wasn't even a credible invention.  We think he was a fictional character.  Judge away...

In the beginning, people created explanations for life because they knew nothing about the universe. Somehow, those explanations ended up being codified and written down in a book format, and despite having ample scientific evidence to contradict those original idiotic ideas, millions of people still believe them to be true today. We attempt to make fun of Genesis and the 6 days of creation - because what the hell else could you do with such ignorance? Also in this podcast, today is the anniversary of the first 400 kiloton Soviet hydrogen bomb detonation. An Arkansas preacher, whose sermons frequently included chastising homosexuality, gets busted for propositioning who he thought was a 14 year old boy online - turned out to be a police officer. What a guy. Also, today, NASA, put into space the first ever made solar probe, designed to kiss the face of our home star and we are just giddy over the prospect of being able to learn things about the sun from a mere 4 million miles of distance.

In this episode, we were supposed to talk about how monotheism hijacked polytheism and expropriated the concepts of previous religions and gods. However, 2 things prevented us form doing the topic we wanted to do.  1.  Justin has been invaded by an alien parasite and sounds like a member of the Walking Dead.  2.  A huge story broke out of PA - the grand jury finding that over a course of 50 years, some 300 priests and members of the church have abused well over 1000 KNOWN victims.

What happened last week The scandal versus the crime - why we should not be caught up in the word scandal while forgetting the victims News - John McCain passing away and Trump being a douchebag - Jeff Sessions picking a fight with Trump and the religious task force The biggest claims made by religion Part 1      God made the world and the Universe      The power of god is infinite      Not believing in religion is the same as rebelling against God      No proof is needed for god      Every religion is incorrect - except the one the person belongs so

A recap of last week - the biggest lie ever uttered by religion is the existence of an all knowing, all loving deity, that watches your every moves. This week: Religion purports itself to be the one entity that not only claims the existence of a deity, but claims for itself the sole ability to interpret the mind of god. Claims of direct connections to god By drawing a direct reference to the anticipated reward or punishment awaiting a person in the next life, religion understands the repercussions of this life and wants to force people to live in such a way that it is pleasing to their nonsensical invention, namely their deities. Determining the moral value of a person based on god's thoughts - leading to speculative and very objectionable criteria to judge a person based on old, decrepide holy books.

Recap of last week - religion claims it has a direct connection to "god" - sort of like a red line from their brain to the big smelly bearded dude in the sky.  The afterlife.  Is god infallible Is god timeless - but somehow still evolves over time as a response to scientific discoveries The god of the gaps (a bit of science and why chemistry is the most important science there is, because just talking about religion constantly is nauseating)

Recap of last week - hurricane Florence and the devastation of the storm. Why Pat Robertson from the 700 Club is a gigantic bag of dirt. Agnostic vs atheist. Labels which people are hung up on and determine who they are when it comes to a god belief - or lack thereof. Atheists, agnostics, gnostics, gnostic theists, gnostic atheists, agnostic theist, agnostic atheists and various other artists. Plus, a little Big Bang cosmology, why the necessity of a god is disproven by quantum mechanics and the formation of the universe.

Our visit to Megacon in Tampa! Gods are perverts because they are the brainchildren of perverted people.  Foreskins, foreskins, gods want more foreskins!  Genital mutilation for god.  Also, gods love killing people and getting into our business in the bedrooms.  What the hell is up with the whole virgin thing?!  Why not a bunch of experienced people who know what the hell they are doing? Gods are perverted.

RECAP from last week: Our visit to Megacon Why gods are perverts IN THE NEWS: Donald Trump should be a comedian - he managed to make the entire UN general assembly burst out laughing. A sex maniac judge nominated to the US Supreme Court clears the Judicial Committee On this week's podcast: We are discussing a profession. See if you can spot which one: 1. If you are on fire, a firefighter will hose you down 2. if you are sick, a doctor will finger you 3. If you are a gangster, the cops will feel you up 4. OR: if you are religious and gullible, a prosperity preacher will straight up rob you blind Today. We talk about prosperity preachers. The scum of the Universe. Stealing from orphans and widows.

In this episode: WE GOT OUR WEBSITE UP AND RUNNING! [www.heathenslmc.com](http://www.heathenslmc.com). Go check it out, comment, send us suggestions, add to our blog posts and do all those media things that make us more popular because we rely on YOU! The News - a Pakistani girl is going to be put to death because as a Christian, she dared to touch a bowl of water that a Muslim took offense to. This is how stupid all religions are, they are willing to put a person to death for insults. Also, Brett "The Man" Kavanaugh gets confirmed to the US Supreme court and we give him a 2 finger salute. Also, why is it OK to give hand outs to companies in the forms of tax breaks (which we are not against) but not to individuals in the forms of food stamps? This week's main topic : just how much money do religious organizations have? Our estimation, about 45 TRILLION DOLLARS of the world's wealth are controlled by religious organizations. That's a lot of money. We break down the percentages of wealth owned by various religious people - Xtians control about 55% of the world's wealth. Muslims, about 8%. Bit of a disparity there. In closing: we talk directly to our atheist friends. The religious need not tune out, but we take a few minutes to talk directly to only our fellow atheists to recognize the help you have given us over the past 3 months in getting our podcast up and running by listening to 2 idiots rant an rave about the world.

Welcome to the halfway point of season 1!! To celebrate our 16th episode, we are announcing that we are now officially on Apple!  To find out, go to our website and click on the Apple link on our podcast page.  Last week we discussed the wealth of religious organizations and broke it down based on religions.  Hint: Christianity is the richest.  We also touched on the case of Asia Bibi who was trying to escape the death penalty at the hands of the Religion of Peace.  Saudi Arabia executed a WAPO journalist, Jamal Kashoggi and the world has done nothing to stop it or to condemn it.  Including our very own government. Today's main topic is a special privilege for us because for the first time in our history, we have a caller who will contribute his own unique perspective on the topic we are discussing.  You know him form Twitter as Apetivist or Ape, but you should know him from his brilliant insight into what impact religion has on society and on individuals.  Check him out and follow him on Twitter!

On this week's podcast: What happened to Jamal Kashoggi in Turkey? Why is Saudi Arabia the "victim" in this situation and how we can go about interpreting their official statement on Jamal's murder inside the consulate? The main topic is: religion is the biggest MLM in history. If you ever joined a multi level marketing company, you know it is a trap. We welcome Author of Confusion to the podcast to tell us about how her background as a fundamentalist Christian helped her recognize an MLM as yet another way to control her life. How she lost her faith, found reason and what she is up to today! Check our her twitter feed @authorconfusion and her website at [www.authorofconfusion.com](http://www.authorofconfusion.com)

In this episode: An update on Jamal K's death at the Saudi consulate.  Apparently, the government of Saudi Arabia released an official statement that Khashoggi died during a fist fight - which is just north of a bucket of nonsense. Sinead changes religion and the Ark Encounter loses millions of taxpayer money. Dead Sea scrolls turn out to be fakes and people are mad about … everything. This week's main topic: part time atheists and part time Christians.  People who only believe during the holidays.

"He's not the Messiah, he is a very made up boy!" In this week's episode we discuss the border wall being built by Trump - its purpose is to decapitate wildlife.  Holy sugar beans!  Tornado in Tampa! Bombings and shootings and other assorted items which have no place in civilized society. Douchebag arguments - part douche: God works in mysterious ways - but somehow is still knowable to the select few 2nd law of thermodynamics - which is totally misused by the religious You send yourself to hell - a god who is all good, designed the entire thing, designed you to send yourself to hell Christian persecution NEXT WEEK: THE BEST ATHEIST.  EVER

This podcast is late because Sunday, which is normally when we record, we were at a Seth Andrews (The Thinking Atheist) talk and the drive home took a lot longer than anticipated.  Thanks, Florida drivers! Today, we discuss who is the best atheist ever.  Do you have a favorite on our list?

SURPRISE!

On todays episode: We dissect the biggest news story on the planet today - a Xtian missionary travels to the far reaches of the earth to convert a bunch of heathens - ends up being an involuntary pincushion. Also, Trump gets called out on his BS by the president of Mexico AND Finland BUT... The biggest story of all time is we get a call from CAPSLOCK4CHRIST (CAPSLOCKCHRIST) who attempts to save our souls by telling us how we are going to hell.  If you are an atheist or a believer, you need to hear this show.

On today's episode, we do an old fashioned rant!  Something we have been known to do for several years and something that we enjoy.  The Tangeniers are alive and well today and we switch between a dozen different topics ranging form Donald Trump shaving an orange cat to fashion a hairpiece out of it to how the religious right is trying to hijack our country.

On today's podcast: the news!  Why Donald Trump is nervous about Michael Cohen.  Only 2 people know for sure what was said between Cohen and Trump and one of them is really nervous - which means he is scared of what might have been said.  Also, John Kelly is leaving as CoS and why the White House is a modern day rendition of Animal House.  Our main topic of the day is our esteemed caller, Mr. Joseph Richardson.  If you want to know what he did, check out this clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1X4wE8XxOk Also, check out other videos from the Central Florida Freethought Group here: https://www.youtube.com/user/cflfreethought/videos?shelf_id=1&view=0&sort=dd

Dissecting the Trump presidency: the Oval Office meeting between the powers that be. Mike Pence turns into Pinocchio and Ryan Zinke leaves the Trump administration. Christina Ricci and the little black dress. The life of Jebus and the upcoming topics of Season 2.  Was Jesus the Liberace of his time?

Ho ho ho, Merry Holidays, everyone!  Today, we are joined in spirit and song by the most ancient and true depiction of the life of an important person, the Life of Brian and we are choosing to look on the bright side of life!  Most importantly, today we are talking with Author of Confusion, who despite knowing what idiots we are, chose to partake in our podcast once again and we couldn't be happier. As before, she chimed in with important and informative information about the true nature of the celebratory festivus and its origins 2000+ years ago.  Hint: it included dancing around a huge bonfire and enjoying the company of other people while partaking in drinking and merriment.  Please take a few moments and check out the article Author wrote about this subject, it is both informative and creative.  [https://blog.onlywomen.com/how-to-be-super-queer-this-holiday-c7ee2660f2b7](https://blog.onlywomen.com/how-to-be-super-queer-this-holiday-c7ee2660f2b7) On behalf of both of us Heathens, but especially on the part of Justin and Las, we wish you and yours a very happy, healthy, wonderful Saturnelia 2018!

Happy new year!  Welcome to the last show of Season 1! The inquisition, what a show, the inquisition, don't you know, the inquisition, we'll convert the Jews... Let there be merriment, let there be light, let there be Jesus on the anus of a dog... Yeah... huh?!  There is no topic for today, just general madness and heathenistic tomfoolery.    We'll talk to y'all in Season 2!

Happy new Year! This is the year of the US National Kidney stone (#passingthestone) where we enter the primary stage of passing the national kidney stone, called Donald J Trump. We are introducing Season 2 of the Heathens weekly podcast and we are thrilled to have some great topics coming up. However, on today's show we got nothing. Not one topic. So enjoy a little Mel and 45 minutes of ranting. See you next week.

Welcome to the New Year – new challenges - in Congress, there is a battle brewing between the old and the new – and the government is still shut down. The border wall can be built, but it will be cut through with a simple bolt cutter, or a saw, which nobody in their right mind will ever attempt, right? Especially not drug dealers or terrorists because why would they have bolt cutters. Americans blame Trump and GOP for shutdown – 53% of us actually do so. And rightly so because he said he will take blame for it. So lets blame him for it. The FBI opened an investigation after Trump fired Corey to see if Trump was a Russian agent – what does that say about the president of the US of A that the agency, tasked with maintaining law and order opens an investigation into a guy because he does everything they can think of as activities of a Russian agent. John Bolton wants to bomb Iran (asking pentagon for military strike options) Today’s topic: How monotheism hijacked paganism A term originally coined by 4th century christians as a derogatory or pejorative description for people who were not soldiers of Christ – living mostly in rural areas and worshiping gods – as in multiple – as opposed to one god.  During the Middle Ages, paganism was adopted to describe any non-Abrahamic religions – which helped define those who should be persecuted by Christian churches. It was justified by the notion that pagans, not believing in Jesus, were worshiping false gods and what better notion to kill human beings over than worshiping the wrong mythical, non-existent deity.   In modern society, paganism is based on perceived old world style self-descriptor to describe someone who would be interested in worshiping other than Abrahamic gods , such as nature, but the world view could be pantheistic, polytheistic, or animistic and some are even monotheistic. It is ironic to note, that lots of christians today associate paganism with with hedonism, materialism, self indulgence and unconcerned with the future of humanity.    So how did monotheism hijack paganism? By some accounts, and many scholars believe this to be true, but you can research for yourself, the origins of the modern Abrahamic religions is rooted to a large degree in Zoroastrianism. The conquest of the modern day so called “holy Land” by the Persians brought about the evolution of Judaism form Zoroastrianism. In the Abrahamic religion in the oldest biblical literature, Yahweh is a typical ancient Near Eastern Warrior or divine warrior, who leads the heavenly army against Israel’s enemies, he later became the main god of the Kingdom of Israel and of Judah and over time the royal court and temple promoted Yahweh as the god of the entire cosmos, possessing all the positive qualities previously attributed to the other gods and goddesses. By the end of the Babylonian exile (6th century BCE) the very existence of foreign gods was denied and Yahweh was proclaimed as the creator of the cosmos and the true god of all the world. The oldest plausible recorded occurrence of the word Yahweh is “I am that I am” in the late Bronze Age. A place named Shasu of yhw (way)” in an Egyptian encryption from the time of Amenhotep III. (1402-1363 BCE). Ironically enough the word yhw (or way) translated loosely as “he blows”. The God of Israel is like a comic book character, Flash for example -The concept of Retcon – retroactive continuity.

Donald Trump sounds like a retarded drunken village idiot.  Kaitlin and Tam Tam wear a gun in their yoga pants and they're as dumb as their president if not more so. God rules by decree and loves you - but if you don't do what he says you need to do, he will strike you with such a fear that your ears will run sideways.    God is a commie dictator.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah... the shutdown is over and we all know who came out the winner of that debacle.  For more on this and the topic of today, listen to the podcast.

In this week's episode: God has preordained the winner in the SuperBowl as part of his divine plan.  All we have to do is wait to find out who it will be.  Whoever it is, will come as no surprise to god.  A governor is in hot water for wearing blackface in an old yearbook photo and it is in terrible taste - but it was 30 years ago and Trump keeps getting a pass for wanting to grab people by the privates - today. Who was Mithra(s)?  A covenant between a Hittite king and his people to live and reign forever if they defeat the armies of Egypt?  A Zoroastrian god?   A Roman sect for the privileged and wealthy?  One thing Mithras was not, is a basis for the Jesus character.  Tune in for the rest.

In this episode we discuss many things.  Very many things.  Mainly the SOTU and the Nancy clap - also, why Jeff Bezos' selfie may bring down the house of Trump.  We talk briefly about roman gods versus greek gods - one of us was prepared for the program - the other one was winging it.  So we rely mainly on Justin to stick to today's topic.

We talk about things.  Many things, very many things.

This week we talk about the Michael Cohen Hearings, some exciting news in the world of evolutionary biology, the topic of God's perfect plan vs. free will, and oh so much more!

That's right! On this week's episode we had the privilege of speaking with THE Aron Ra. We recommend going to his website https://phylogenyexplorerproject.com/ and listening to the Ra-Men podcast. Enjoy!

This week we have a special episode. Instead of our normal single topic episode, we have the audio from our live stream of the first ever Atheist Day. In the episode we talked about what Atheist day is about. We also talked to Joseph Richardson and Neil the 604 Atheist and had fun struggling against our god of perpetual inconvenience. Enjoy this extra long episode!

On today's episode, we talk about the results of the Mueller investigation and how our president doesn't understand the phrase "does not exonerate him." We also talk about atheist comedy legend, George Carlin.

This week, we have a discussion of freedom of speech. We also stumbled into a conversation about our thoughts on rostitution and lastly talk a little about the brilliant film by Monty Python: The Life of Brian.

Today we spoke with Joseph and Jocelyn of the Florida Freethought Community about a petition to change some discriminatory rules around invocations and how a well done Secular Invocation can be the building blocks of a more inclusive community. If you want to get involved with the petition or you would like some help in creating your own invocation we have the urls mentioned below and also the url for this years FreeFlo. Petition: tinyurl.com/wgpetition CFFC website: cflfreethough.org Freeflo: Freeflo.org

Today we talked about our second favorite messianic holiday, Easter! We also discussed the Mueller report, the recent bombing in Sri Lanka, we briefly touch on our topic of why people believe they need a savior, and finally the most unintentionally sexual painting ever created.

On today's episode, we discuss the latest in Trumpfoolery, the recent changes in NRA leadership, and we go back to form and tangent all over the place. Lastly, we discuss tribalism and how it divides us and how tradition without honest scrutiny can be detrimental.

On today's episode we talk about everyone's favorite polynucleotide: DNA! We discuss our predictions on our upcoming DNA test results; what would surprise us and what we expect. We discuss what DNA research means to humanity and our human journey. Also, we discuss some of the darker sides to our understanding of DNA.

This week we discussed the staggering financial loses of our Idiot in Chief. We also discuss our trip to Winter Garden and the CFFC petition for a more inclusive invocation policy and the BS that followed. Finally, contrary to some memes, not all atheists are intelligent and we notice a theme of conspiracy theorists in that group.

We're back ans settled in our new studio! On today's episode we talk about how Ken Ham's Ar. k Encounter encountered a big pile of cosmic irony. We also shake our heads at our president's trip to the UK and I learn a valuable lesson about looking before I leap.

Today we go into the rumor mill and talk about Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga. We also discuss a few other stories including Justin Bieber's bizzarre challenge to Tom Cruise. Lastly, we discuss Norse mythology.

Because we couldn't wait until Monday, we bring you this special Thursday edition of Heathens where we interview the Friendly Atheist himself, Hemant Mehta. We discuss his experience when he sold his "soul" on eBay. We also discuss his ever evolving view on the relationship between religiousness and rationality (or lack thereof). We also get a little info on his upcoming project.  Friendlyatheist.patheos.com Churchstateseparationpodcast.com

Today we tackle some headlines like the resignation of the Wicked Witch of the West Wing a.k.a Sarah Huckabee Sanders. We also cringe at Trumps statements about trying to run for a 3rd term. Finally we discuss the sightings of Jesus in everyday objects that make us chuckle.

On today's episode we hit the last episode of this season and the last one of our first year podcasting. We discuss the recent tensions with Iran. We also look at copyright protection and the public domain and much more. Thanks for a great year and we hope you keep listening. 

Happy Birthday Heathens Podcast! It's official. One year ago on the dot, we recorded our first episode of Heathens using a lapel mic and a cell phone. Back then, we were a couple of guys who had no idea what they were doing and a year later we still don't. We discuss recent news and present the theme of Season 3: Religion in politics and Government. Thanks for listening and here's to another year!

This week we look into the news and ask is why does it seem like billionaires who commit crimes don't seem to face real justice, especially when they have ties to Trump. We also dump on Trump like the rain did on his "Salute to America" and enjoy the sight of the Baby Trump Balloon. We also discuss the burning yet not so burning question of was the constitution inspired by god? All that and more on today's Heathens!

On today's episode we lament that agent orange can access twitter as he yet again finds a way to lower the bar and I silently contemplate a way to cancel his twitter account. We also have a special guest, Joseph Richardson. He discusses his ongoing attempts in winter garden to foster a more inclusive invocation policy and his recent successes outside of winter garden. Finally, we discuss the history of "under God" as a part of the pledge of allegiance.  Orange County Invocation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G59TVAsvuXw Central Florida Freethought Community website: CFLFREETHOUGHT.ORG

Today we explored the details of and ineptly designed website for victims of the Equifax breach. We also discuss the 50th anniversary of the Moon landing and discuss Pence's speech about going to the Moon. We discuss this and many more news stories in this episode. 

On this week's episode we have our first ever in studio guest: Mandi Clay. We talk about the strange and bizarre practice by our federal government of kidnapping people on the high seas to prosecute often referred to as boat cases. We also discuss the recent Garlic Festival shooting in Gilroy, CA. We also spread the word of the Senate majority leader and turtle in a human costume, Mitch McConnell' new nickname. Lastly we delve a bit into the aims of the moral majority movement. 

Today we breath a heavy sigh and with an extreme exercise in restraint we discuss the recent mass shootings without our show devolving into an continuous litany of swearing and cursing. Also, Neil DeGrasse Tyson reminds us why it's so difficult to find a great science communicator. This and more on today's episode.

Today we discuss some of the conspiracy theories around the alleged suicide of Jeffery Epstein. We consider the mooch's recent tweet that the president is in meltdown and ponder over whether this is a good or bad thing. Lastly we discuss Henry VIII, A king who split from the Catholic Church and formed his own version of Christianity that endures even today. Why did he do this? Find out on Heathens!

It's another glorious day at the Heathens studio. Today, we introduce two new segments: The Capsianity mass and 200 seconds of Twitter. In the first new segment we invite Pastor ProtoCapsi to give a homily where he extends his love for all the misguided miscreants he sees. In 200 seconds of Twitter, we review our twitter and who Las has pissed off this week. Finally after a somewhat brief look at the news, we discuss the Ottoman Caliphate in history. 

Today Mandy's back and we dive into the news. We discuss trumps plan to nuke hurricanes away. We also say farewell to oxygen as thew amazon goes up in flames. We delve into two other new stories that I won't spoil here. Lastly, we delve into what is often referred to as the schism when the Papacy moved from Avignon to Rome and then back again. All this and more on today's episode

Today we discuss how we were tricked by Hurricane Dorian into recording on a Thursday. We also discuss the aftermath of said hurricane. We have our highest engagement week on twitter. Lastly, we discuss the The Mad Monk himself: Rasputin. A man whose story has inspired fiction writers for decades. 

Today Pastor Proto-Capsy gives us a thundering homily explaining why we have hurricanes. We go through our twitter and I realize my own trepidation about what we've twittered. We also discuss just one more time that Agent Orange takes a Trump on twitter. Finally, we discuss our main theme: Martin Luther and the Protestant Reformation.  

This week, we remember Kellywise the dancing clown without going into her most recent tomfoolery. Preacher Proto-Capsy tells us which church is the right one and we discuss the Spanish Inquisition. All this and more on this week's Heathens!

This week Proto-Capsy tells you why you should give us your money. Also,(much to my surprise) we intro our new opening for 200 seconds of twitter. For what might be a first, Las and I actually disagree on something. Lastly, we discuss the Inquisition that was lead by the Vatican. 

On today's episode Las share's his thoughts on how to potentially get one over on Amazon. Proto-capsy tells us why he needs all the money for god. We discuss the news and our thought's on the upcoming election. Lastly, (though not last in the podcast itself) we talk with Nate from twitter about Taking care of our brains and his time in the service. 

On today's episode, we once again are without Mandy's insight as we make our way through the episode. We dive briefly into my time as a Sunday Christian (I am no True Scotsman!) We try to keep twitter within 200 seconds. I also invent a drinking game for those who want to get messed up fast. Lastly, our main topic today is a surprise. This is something we talked about awhile ago and now it has come to fruition. See if you can guess before we get there. Enjoy!

On today's episode, we debate whether trumps impeachment will happen and in time for anything meaningful. Las tells us about a time he went to subways and was annoyed. We discuss somewhat noteworthy topics from the news and the celebration of a homicidal incompetent who "discovered" the new world. Lastly, we discuss divine lineage and how those in power often claim divine right.

Today we recognize the birthday's of a few famous people, though some not so important in the grand scheme of things. Preacher Protocapsy tells us about God's Land. We ask the the age old question, "does a bear poop in the lobby of city hall" and marvel at Hilary Clinton's masterful trolling. Lastly, we discuss the vikings and their ancient beliefs and how those came to an end.

On today's show, we learn the virtue of patience. We also learn of Las's favorite use for his phone. We also discuss how millennials are leaving religion and not going back. Lastly, Las and I discuss the limits of free speech in one of the few times we have had a heated disagreement. Enjoy!

On today's episode, it's a return to form where we don't talk about a topic and just focus on the news and tangent, tangent, tangent. We discuss Trump and conceptualize a statue of Trump that someone needs to make a reality NOW. We also discuss how a Hospital had to be shamed into doing the right thing as it gave a new mother a bill that proves our healthcare system is crazy. We also get into AOC's recent apology and the the application of free speech on an internet forum like Twitter. All this and more!

On today's episode, we embrace the chaos and do another show without a main topic. Preacher ProtoCapsy tells us why it's a married woman's fault when her man does bad things. Also we discuss likely one of the first times Las let something go on twitter. We discuss with much joy the recent times trump has been booed and the recent and poetic chants of lock him up today. We dream up our own holiday and iron out the rules. We also say a sincere thank you to our veterans and service members. Happy Veteran's Day!

On today's show, we talk about how A.I. is already smarter than us. Protocapsy tells us about love and submission. We wax poetic about Trumps and his impeachment and how his recent visit to Walter Reed may be related. All this and more on Heathens!

On today's episode, we discuss all the thanks we've been giving. We talk about the escalating tensions in the war on Christmas. We have an impromptu discussion about afterbirth and about more of Trump's stupidity. All this and more on Heathens. Yule love it! 

Today we bid a fond farewell to our Heathens podcast. After a year and a half the subject matter has worn us out so we've decided to end this podcast. In this episode we discuss Trump's impeachment. We discuss why some people put their rationality aside for this one topic and we talk about our plans for the new year. We want to thank all of our listeners who have been with us on this crazy ride. While this show may be done, we are not. See you in the funny papers.

Just a quick note to let everyone know that although heathenslmc is no longer a podcast, I am working on a new show that will be forthcoming.  Basically just saying hi to make sure you don't forget about me!