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Every show. Every drink. Every dumb voice. Every laugh. It's all built up to this. It's the most wonderful EP of the year. There'll be much laughter flowing, so friends, get downloading, 'cause ALL SIX are here! It's the most wonderful EP of the year!

Life seems to go by in a FLASH, but the 66 crew has AGED like a fine scotch. Grab some Porkchop Sandwiches, turn down the lights and throw out that Black Series Vader - it's time to celebrate Flag Day. Dredd style. In the arms of the Icha.

Get 66 or Get Out. Just in time for Black Friday, the PO64 Entertainment System's latest title - The Long Halloween - can be yours, absolutely FREE. Deefuzz returns for FUZZCROSS STORY TIME. WheelJackSack is a video game shark. Remember Choco Mountain.

MICRO size has the power to surprise! Sound the trombones - Starship66 is on the loose. Hot Toys DeLorean is a lot of Gigawatts. Get Masterpiece Exhausted by the Prowl Story. Ichanfessionals, Morgan Freeman and technical difficulties - in a small package.

PLEASE 66, DON'T HURT 'EM. After 62 days of intense gardening, the Guardians of the Podcast return. Icha reveals his secret German Coordinates. Crasis unleashes the Wahlberg Bin on the world. The Jack Sack is...buying TOYS?! Smilex for Trek! YO SOY GROOT!

After a trip full of trials and tribulations, and despite faulty equipment, the 66 crew gather in the Jack Sack Suite for a much-needed laugh during the ...challenged... TFCON 2014. HEYY GUYYYS, it's CheersIan time! CANADA recap, go!

This episode is NO JOKE, okay? The tahpics go from Japanese Vaders to Dream 6inchers to Raccoons and even some Shakespeare. Are you complaining about Shakespeare? What? No! Jacky Jack Nicholson is here to bring the Shat, baby.

GET OUT THE TRES LECHES - it's another PO66 Anniversary Special! Aiming to misbehave, the crew boldly go where no GERMAN BIRD has gone before. Can Godzilla's mission to restore family values change the podcast forever? Or will a NEW kaiju rise?

BARON VON TAINT unleashes his next outrageous scheme - PROJECT PRASEODYMIUM. Root Beer will never be the same. Ugnaught rights, Muppets on bikes, Manufactured Holidays, outdated PDAs and Waffles. Powered by Babymetal.

ACHTUNG! Preorder66 is compromised. BARON VON TAINT and his LEGION are exposed at last. New 66 characters! New 66 fiction! New tangents! New levels of stupidity! Watch Cap 2 before this, or you may spill KANTWURST on your new car. Yo Jobra! HAIL HYMEN!

The five stages of EP57: Rage. Regret. Reschedule. Rerecord. Rebirth. REORDER66, START. Not ones to be defeated by terrible circumstances, the 66ers return for a second crack at a game-changing episode...but mostly just deliver bad Wahlberg impersonations.

After EP56, PREORDER66 had to change. The new direction begins here. This is 57.

Tonight, on a VERY SPECIAL episode of Preorder66: This is the true story of five brothers picked to record together, share a hobby and have their thoughts taped...to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real...THE REAL 66.

The holidays are here, and Jacky Jack brings the cheer. Those 66 rascals tell tales of Bryce Boner and don't really care about Chitauri Warriors. There's Malibu Tony with a new hat! And Hoth Luke - if you can call him that. Ichabod zings! Chogo Ken sings! Merry XXXmas.

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SEASON 3 - START! The podcast is NU again and Deefuzz is smooth like chocolate hazelnut spread. Hot Toys shows off some Thorskin. Sideshow goes Overboard. Play Imaginative drops Jaeger Bombs. Crasis is KOI with some big news. HOW do you pronounce this?

Crasis stops by the Bluefin/Tamashii Nations booth during NYCC 2013 to discuss monsters, Jaegers, robits, rangers and Miley Cyrus (?) with Bandai's Adam Newman.

Welcome to the NEW 52! PREORDER66 undergoes a soft reboot, entering in a new continuity in which the hosts actually check their inboxes. What could this mean? Cat photos. Cat photos everywhere. YOU ASKED FOR IT.

A lost cast member finds his way home (and his "H"), but the rest of his story is highly classified. Crasis embraces his Hulk Buddy at last. General Zod finds the Kotex. Dyson Story Time. SUPER DUCK HAMBURG UNCLE JOKER - I WILL FIND HIM. MYAAAHHHH!

With a little Energon (and a lot of luck) the 66 crew manages to survive Canada and gathers to record their golden episode. The pent-up figure news from SDCC, AniCom, etc. EXPLODES as their inner goddesses do the merengue. Did Blanche write this? TOYS.

PREORDER66@TFCON2013 - PART4. FIN. One more gathering in the Jack Sack Suite, this time with an annual visit by...Steve-O? The crew discuss their purchases at the con. Sort of. Maybe somewhere in there. Canada, you're handsome. Never Gonna Give You Up.

PREORDER66@TFCON2013 - PART3. The hosts pile into the Jack Sack Suite to cover the 1st official day of the convention...and soon derail the train. Again and again. Ichab0d sings? The Jack Sack takes on Canada. The Caravan of Courage. And 3rd Party Robits? Maybe?

PREORDER66@TFCON2013 - PART2. How do Americans communicate when all data networks are shut off in a foreign land? WALKIE TALKIES, BABY. Crasis, Jarodimus and The Jack Sack talk with Marcio from SUPER POWER COLLECTIBLES. The Cigar Story. Canada, OH MYY.

PREORDER66@TFCON2013 - PART1. The crew of the USS BROMETHEUS-D land in Canada. And then Crasis has a birthday. And a lot of booze. This is what happens when demented people record completely drunk and sing karaoke. Living the dream. O Canada. NO REGRETS. MAYBE.

When you're properly BUZZED, the STAR-SPANGLED LUCHADOR will appear. It's Sideshow66 as the team tackles the pre-SDCC reveals from Sideshow Collectibles and Hot Toys. Sideshow's throwing in the towel. Hot Toys is JOR company of choice. The puns, man.

BONE SAW IS READYYY. Are you? Hot Toys puts the Calories in Kal-El. Arcadia gives Macross internet know-it-alls the bird. Who will Bee your new favorite Masterpiece Transformer? Get down to the soothing sounds of A$$ Pain. Heh, PUGsuits.

Statement: After successfully launching PREORDER66.COM, the crew gathers to record on Int'l PO66 Day. Query: Can they repel a statue of this Magnitude? A ruthless tailorist determined to rule the world gets his helmet examined. Robocop gets furnished.

TWO YEARS of 66? Time flies, like creepy German birds. Sideshow polishes Darth Vader's helmet, but will The Jack Sack go all the way? Can you smell what the Hot Toys is cooking? Superman Blows. Harley Quinn gives tongue. Polly wants WHAT? Get ShipWRECKED!

EP45 - It works EVERY time...even when computers don't. Boy, that Iron Man 3 sure was an interesting FLICK, huh? War Machine Rox. 3A reveals the Invincible Iron Giant. Bandai drops new RO-BITS. Getter one before they are gone. Har. LET'S FLICK IT.

The STANE Abides. Look out, listeners! The Pun-isher is on the loose, taking on Pasty Sith Lords, Mega Mans, FANtastic Robits, the Man of Scales and all the Iron Men. That Red Snapper really held the room together.

Ahhh, 43 - The episode SO nice it needed to be recorded TWICE. Hot Toys puts an end to to the PINK PANTIES PROBLEM and GOES for GOKIN GOLD. The crew cannot control their conversation on Commander Wolffe, Winston Churchill and WAIT, WHAT IS THIS PIZZA???

LIGHTS! CAMERA! POPCORN66! Crasis, Empir3, Jarodimus, The Jack Sack and Deefuzz take their helmets off in alien lands. THAT SOUNDS SAFE. SPOILERS.

The team tests the waters with a new host! Grab your towel and dive in! Hot Toys has balls of iron. MEDICOM SUC--CEED at giving Zelda fans what they want? Sportsball on THIS show? Walking Carpets? 7 HOSTS? The Jack Sack is going to DIE? DON'T PANIC!

Doors to new adventure open and you'll...never...see...BEEF...coming. A SPECIAL GUEST appears. FROM THE INTERNET. Marvel gets Wood. Flaming Figuarts. Manhandling GOKIN C-3PO. And...motorcycle jackets? Wait, SEVEN hosts? That's too much to edit. FUUUUUUUU

BASS! How low can you go? Forty Four. With a wolf in tow. Once again Bluefin's the incredible import animal. These rhymes are bannable. Yikes.

Recording from his Dallas hotel room in the middle of an epic road trip, Crasis warns of the swarm of birds that have overrun Texas. This action packed episode features Bourbon Reprolabels, Fishy Joker and more Iron Men than you can ever sell to Tom Nook.

WARNING: This podcast is not an approved floatation device. Hot Toys lets it all hang out. Foxbox Studio gets more Complex. Space Pirate Cobra is a badass. Rah-rah-RahXephon! Did somebody say McThanos? Over 66 SOFTBONES served!

37? In a row? The crew kick off the Year of the Snake by catching up on a flipping frenzy of figure news. Welcome back, Listener Questions! Empir3 is denied his H. Yoda was in Airwolf? Evil has a slogan: "TAKE HAPPINESS HOME." What a bag of...ponies.

PO66 time is here. Time for toys and time for beer. We've been good, but we can't last. Hurry, Crasis, edit fast. Want a valk that loops the loops. Me, I want some BUTTERSHOES. We can hardly stand the wait. Please 66, don't be late. BLEEP BLEEP.

SEASON 2 - START! Surfacing from the devastation of Hurricane Sandy, a displaced Crasis refuses to be defeated, lifted up by the Soul of Brogokin. The crew talk a month of INCOMINGS: hella toys, TOP SHELF booze and PONIES? Grab your BUTTERSHOES! Let's 66!

Something wicked stirs. Another terrifying moment in toddler cosplay. Can MediCruise rescue this episode from the horrors of the Lakor and Joker's creepy sex dwarfs? Gory glassware! Shaak Tease! Lock your doors. Hide your dead. The Owl Man is coming.

Crasis chats with Adam Newman of Tamashii Nations at the Bluefin booth during New York Comic Con 2012. The two discuss 12PM, S.H. Figuarts, Monsterarts, Super Robot Chogokin, Soul of Chogokin and weightlifting with C-3PO.

Androids get dishpan hands, too. Powered by Creme Brulee Stout, Crasis opens up. Medicom gets the job done in 6 inches. Bandai is set to Destroyah your wallet. Manly drills! BIG reissue Transformers news! Fred Willard handles his merchandise. Grimdark.

It's bad impersonation night as the crew quickly falls off the rails upon viewing the grand spectacle of Ackbar riding a Light Cycle. Obi-Wan lights up. Evangelion Story Time debuts. Indy belongs in a museum. Sweaters. And BUTTERSHOES - THE MUSICAL.

This just in: diecast is the new gold. The cast attempts to unravel the mystery behind figure pricing...and discovers the Soul of BROGOKIN in the process. And "throating." And Classic Rock, iminime, robits with sippy cups and saucers and "house queen" Hot Toys.

When Cosby Sweaters come up, all bets are off. Except for the Hot Toys Hulk Buddy bet - Crasis won that one. Pig Teats, PMS, Macross Therapy Time, seedy third party figures and Admiral Ackbar. IT'S THE CLAP!

Fine with the overwhelming volume with no chance, even when viewed from where an overwhelming 1/4, which Enterbay aimed at a figure moving to overturn the common sense of HD Masterpiece Collection Series. FISHYFISHYPASTA...PASTA.

PREORDER66@TFCON2012 - PART3. After bringing professionalism to a game show, the PO66 crew are joined by CheersIan for the final TFCon recording and quickly get sentimental about Poutine, Waterslides and bro-ness. Also: USS Brometheus - The Voyage Home.

PREORDER66@TFCON2012 - PART2. The crew gather in the hotel room in front of an audience to record a slightly less drunk episode about Third Party Transforming Ro-Bits, Incomings, space money and some weird stuff with a toy horse. RACHEL!

PREORDER66@TFCON2012 - PART1. The crew of the USS BROMETHEUS embark on their journey to the wild North. And then Crasis gets birthday drunk. And decides to carry a microphone around. Oh Canada.

The SDCC storm has come. A new format rises. Will Juan Bamblo be enough to rescue Preorder66 from the high-end invasion? The Jack Sack reveals his plan to clean up NY...with ButterShoes. Hella figures! Hella statues! And WHO'S THE BOSSK, BABY?!