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Welcome to The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast! Join Meredith and Cassandra every Friday morning as we talk about our hilarious retail experiences. We also have an amazing line up of guests! Let's have some fun! @theclopeneffect This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

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    • May 30, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 52m AVG DURATION
    • 207 EPISODES

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    The Clopen Effect podcast has become the highlight of my Fridays. I eagerly anticipate each new episode because it never fails to make me laugh and brighten my day. From the moment I started listening, I was drawn in by their witty jokes about working in retail. However, it quickly became apparent that there is so much more to this podcast than just comedy. Through their hilarious banter and relatable anecdotes, these two women have managed to create a space that feels like sitting down with long-time friends.

    One of the best aspects of The Clopen Effect podcast is undoubtedly its ability to make me laugh. The hosts have an incredible sense of humor and their comedic timing is impeccable. Each episode is filled with clever jokes and amusing anecdotes that keep me entertained from start to finish. Whether they are discussing the ups and downs of working in retail or sharing humorous stories from their personal lives, these women know how to deliver a punchline that leaves me in stitches. Furthermore, their chemistry as co-hosts shines through, making the podcast feel like a genuine conversation between friends.

    Another aspect that sets The Clopen Effect apart is its ability to create a sense of community among its listeners. It's not just about entertainment; it's about building connections. As I continue to listen week after week, I feel like I am getting to know these hosts on a personal level. They share their joys, frustrations, and everyday experiences with such authenticity that I can't help but feel like they are my friends too. This podcast has become a source of comfort for me as I navigate the challenges of everyday life.

    While The Clopen Effect is undoubtedly enjoyable, there are some aspects that could be improved upon. One possible downside is that the focus on retail-related humor may limit its appeal to those who have never worked in the industry. While the hosts do touch on other topics from time to time, such as relationships or current events, most of the content revolves around retail. While this may not be an issue for fans of the genre, it could potentially alienate listeners who are looking for a broader range of topics.

    In conclusion, The Clopen Effect podcast is a delightful and entertaining show that never fails to bring a smile to my face. It has the perfect combination of humor, relatability, and genuine friendship that keeps me coming back for more. Through their hilarious stories and witty banter, the hosts have managed to create a podcast that feels like spending time with old friends. While its focus on retail-related humor may not appeal to everyone, for those who appreciate this genre, The Clopen Effect is an absolute must-listen.



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    Gardening Tips and Tricks with The Clopen Gals

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2025 42:45


    What the heck is a WigglyBush!? We dug into America's $176B landscaping obsession, wild HOA rules (no red mulch?!), and Cass's yard glow-up thanks to Johnny. From mulch math to HOA drama, we laughed, learned, and maybe judged a lawn or two. Cass even aced the landscaping quiz, and Meredith learned about helicopter seeds.

    Quizzes, Costco and Surgeries

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2025 37:06


    Can Cassandra guess all the grocery words before time runs out? PLUS, we dish on Costco culture and share some real talk about surgery recovery (yes, even the parts no one warns you about).All The Clopen Links:https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs!https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support

    The Mattress Money Madness (Our 200th Episode!)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2025 41:50


    Happy 200th Episode to The Clopen Effect! Let's talk about mattresses.Helpful Links:All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport the Show & Keep Us Recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814

    Pizza, Pasta, Pope (Episode 199!!)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2025 95:17


    In this episode, Meredith and Julia talk pizza, pasta, and the Pope while traveling in Italy. Cassandra brings the sunny (and sometimes chaotic) energy of Florida. No deep dives here, just funny moments, quirky details, and the little differences we noticed between these two worlds. It's all about enjoying the stories, sharing some smiles, and maybe leaving you craving a slice of pizza or a beach chair by the end.

    Spring Awakening with Aeon Lounge

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2025 58:15


    Kristen, owner of Aeon Gallery in Richmond, IL. joined us for laughs and a sneak peek into her Absinthe Lounge's incredible upcoming vendor event, Spring Awakening, on April 27th! We chatted about her haunted photo book and the mysterious forces that knocked Moscow Mule mugs off the hooks. Good vibes, great art, and maybe a ghost or two - just how we like it. (Well, Cass is really only a fan of drinking spirits, not talking to them!)

    The Depresso Espresso Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2025 31:35


    Many choose Retail as a fast-paced, people-driven career for the energy, flexibility, and growth opportunities (sort of). It's not always easy, but it builds strong skills, opens doors, and can even lead to big money at the top. We've also got some hilarious retail-themed movie quotes and titles to share because if you've worked retail, you know it's basically a comedy show!

    Americard VS. Mastercharge (and somehow we talk about diseases, too)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2025 40:11


    Ever wonder how credit cards went from old-school charge plates (cha-ching!) to the tap-to-pay magic we use today? In this episode, we take a fun look at the history of credit cards, their quirks, and how they've been hilariously portrayed in cartoons. From the first Diners Club card to Marge Simpson maxing out her limit, we cover the good, the bad, and the overdrawn. No finance degree is required. Just laughs and swipes!

    The Do's and Don'ts of Virtual Meetings

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2025 35:03


    Let's be honest: We've all been on some questionable virtual calls. From camera etiquette to knowing when (and when not) to unmute, we're breaking down the dos and don'ts that make meetings smoother, more productive, and way less awkward. Whether you're guilty of talking on mute, multitasking a little too hard, or enduring never-ending silences, this one's for you!Listen in, take notes (or don't, we won't know), and let's make virtual meetings suck a little less!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Say Cheese!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2025 47:17


    In this episode, we explore the history of cheese, including how it's been around for 7,000 years and how the largest cheese wheel ever made weighed 57,000 pounds! We also touched on fun cheese facts like the cheese cave in Missouri and the (gross) world of maggot cheese.Plus, we celebrated 10 and 25-year wedding anniversaries!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Chocolate, Chocolate and More Chocolate

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2025 46:22


    Here's a quick recap of the history of chocolate. And correct, Meredith never knows how to pronounce anything. It's all good:Ancient OriginsChocolate's history dates back over 3,000 years to Mesoamerica (modern-day Mexico and Central America). The Olmecs (1500-400 BCE) were likely the first to cultivate cacao and use it for ceremonial drinks. Later, the Mayans and Aztecs adopted cacao, turning it into a bitter, spiced beverage called “xocoatl,” often mixed with chili, vanilla, and honey. The Aztecs valued cacao so highly that they used cacao beans as currency.Chocolate Arrives in EuropeIn the early 1500s, Spanish explorers, including Hernán Cortés, brought cacao to Spain. The Spanish sweetened the bitter drink with sugar and cinnamon, making it a luxury for the elite. Over the next century, chocolate spread across Europe, becoming a favorite among royalty, including King Louis XIV of France.The Birth of Modern ChocolateBy the 19th century, advancements in processing made chocolate more accessible:1828: Dutch chemist Coenraad van Houten invented the cocoa press, creating cocoa powder and making chocolate smoother.1847: The British company J.S. Fry & Sons created the first solid chocolate bar.1875: Swiss chocolatier Daniel Peter combined chocolate with milk, inventing milk chocolate. His friend Henri Nestlé helped refine the process.1879: Rodolphe Lindt developed conching, giving chocolate a smoother texture.The Chocolate BoomBy the 20th century, major brands like Hershey's (1900), Cadbury, and Mars made chocolate widely available, mass producing chocolate bars, truffles, and confections.Today, chocolate remains one of the world's most beloved treats, evolving into a multibillion-dollar industry with artisanal and ethical chocolate production gaining popularity. All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Happy Valentine's Day - Let's Laugh

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 44:11


    The five stages of grief... we mean, a retail work day. Also, pork shoulder butts, bad drivers and winter weather.Building Resilience at Work - the certified course!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect

    Staying Awake with Hannah

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2025 51:32


    Let's talk third shift! We're talking about the realities of overnight work with Hannah - she knows the ins and outs of the night shift grind. Download this episode for insights, a fun chat, and a quiz about living the late-night schedule!#ThirdShift #NightShiftLife #AClopenEffect #podcastBuilding Resilience in the workplace - new course from Meredith! Use code YOUR30DAYJOURNEY to save money!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect

    Sloth Punch Love - Billboards

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2025 36:38


    This week's episode is so fun! Here's a recap:Funny Billboards – We've seen some of the wildest and cheesiest billboards, including lawyer ads and the infamous Brian Urlacher hair restoration billboards.Hulk Hogan & Bret Michaels' Bandana Hair Mystery – Why these guys love their headwear and how Bret Michaels keeps his rockstar look intact.Every Rose Has Its Thorn – We had a mini rock nostalgia moment talking about Poison's classic ballad.How Much Does a Billboard Cost? – We discuss the pricing for renting a billboard and how farmers might lease their land for them.Who Owns Billboards on Farms? – Landowners lease space to big ad companies, but some could own their own signs outright.All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Win For Life (With Jenn)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2025 33:11


    Cassandra's sister is here! "Win for Life" and what we dream of having forever, like free coffee, concert tickets, or no more bills. We also laugh about funny TikToks, with Meredith admitting she'll miss the jewelry reveal videos that brought her so much entertainment. Along the way, we poke fun at ourselves for aging into phrases like “reels” and “books on tape,”. Jenn reads off great responses from our followers about what they'd love to win for life, from free gas, crab legs, and steak to endless Amazon deliveries. All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Name Your Gadget

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2025 45:58


    This is, without a doubt, the FUNNIEST episode we've ever recorded! Meredith got a Roomba for Christmas and finally settled on the perfect name: Obi-Wan Cleanobi. But that's not all - download the episode to hear the hilarious list of other name options. From clever puns to pop culture gold to Star Wars-themed, this episode will have you laughing out loud!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Taglines and Ten Year Trends

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2024 43:25


    Meredith quizzes Cassandra on streaming services' taglines, and we uncover a couple of modern trends that people may regret in the next decade.All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Retail - Where the Spirit of Christmas Goes to Die

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2024 43:52


    Surviving retail during the holidays can feel like navigating a battlefield of long lines, stressed-out customers, and the relentless demand for cheer. And a cheesy list of funny retail sayings to bring 'humor' to the holiday madness.All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Captain Obvious

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2024 39:04


    "Captain Obvious" moments are when someone points out the glaringly obvious, hilariously unnecessary, or overly stated facts of a situation. They're funny because they take something so basic and spell it out, making everyone stop and think, “Well, duh!” In this episode, we chat about painfully clear observations, including Meredith's classic moment when she told a pricing team member just how busy the baking aisle was — because it's the baking aisle during the holidays! Duh!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportAll material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect

    Popo Gigio - The Besties

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2024 54:58


    The besties are here! We talk about the history of Santa and take a quiz.The OriginsSanta's story starts with St. Nicholas, a 4th-century Christian bishop from Myra (modern-day Turkey). Known for his generosity to children and the poor, St. Nicholas inspired legends that were passed down through generations.From St. Nicholas to Sinterklaas to SantaThe Dutch brought their version of St. Nicholas, Sinterklaas, to America, where the name morphed into Santa Claus. By the 1800s, Santa began evolving into the figure we recognize today.Modern Santa Takes ShapeIn 1822, Clement Clarke Moore's poem "A Visit from St. Nicholas" (also called "The Night Before Christmas") gave Santa his jolly personality, sleigh, and reindeer.In 1881, political cartoonist Thomas Nast refined Santa's look with the red suit, white beard, and round belly.Santa in Pop CultureThe 1930s Coca-Cola campaigns brought us the cheerful, plump Santa we know today, thanks to illustrator Haddon Sundblom.Features like his North Pole home, magical sleigh, and toy workshop became staples in Christmas traditions.The Magic of BeliefMany children believe in Santa until around ages 6 to 9, when they start questioning the logistics of his journey.Even so, adults keep the tradition alive, spreading the festive spirit to younger generations.Santa's legend has become a global phenomenon, blending history, myth, and marketing into a magical figure who continues to inspire joy each holiday season.All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectAll material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect

    Chewing the Fat with Jenuine Coffee

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2024 46:23


    Jen from Jenuine Coffee joined Meredith and Cassandra for this episode, adding her unique perspective to this funny discussion!In this episode of Chewing the Fat, we take listeners on a journey into the origins of (mostly) food-related phrases, exploring their history, meanings, and cultural significance. The episode is filled with fascinating tidbits and plenty of laughs as the trio brews up lively discussions over a virtual "Cup O' Joe." And as always, Meredith accidentally mixes up her words, and we have a big laugh!Find Jen here: https://jenuinecoffeeroasters.com/Some Phrases from the Episode, thanks to ChatGPT:"Cup O' Joe"Explored its connection to World War II soldiers and U.S. Navy Secretary Josephus Daniels, who banned alcohol on ships, making coffee the "strongest drink" available."Piece of Cake"Discussed its roots in 19th-century cakewalk competitions, where the winner literally took home a cake."Bring Home the Bacon"Traced back to medieval England, where couples demonstrating harmony were rewarded with bacon.All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Oh, Deer!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2024 39:11


    It's DEER week! One of our husbands hit a deer last week, and a couple of our friends have too! We talk deer statistics, top road kill, and driving stories.All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Haul Out the Pies

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2024 34:15


    Get ready for some pie talk! Top selling pies, what we think about everyone's choice in pies, and Cass has a fantastic conversation with a customer!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Would You Like Fries With That?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024 38:09


    Why is it dark out already? We are already listening to Christmas music and watching Christmas movies on Hallmark. Also, from A&W to McDonald's, we explore the oldest franchises, clever branding, and secrets to staying relevant for generations.All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Spooky Sandwiches and Inappropriate Work Costumes

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2024 43:30


    It's meat reset time! Also - the most popular sandwiches and balancing fun and professionalism are important when choosing a costume for a work event. We talk about some costumes that might be considered inappropriate and some that might be perfect.Happy Halloween!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Manic Mondays and Spooky Toes

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2024 48:26


    Cassandra bought a new coffee pot, and Meredith thought she'd enjoy the Smoked Butterscotch coffee. We also discussed the most popular days for call-offs and the top Halloween costumes for 2024, as reported by USA Today and Time online, Cassandra's yearly tradition, we share videos we love and laugh at, including pinky toes getting painted, ASMR cleaning products, and 'sizzle sizzle.'All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Celebrating National Retail Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2024 31:17


    Is there a National Retail Day? Yes, the third Wednesday of October is National Retail Day. How do we celebrate a National Day of Retail? We discuss a few ideas: employee appreciation, an appreciation event, a team-building activity, recognition programs, rewards, or PIZZA. Donating your time and money, school fundraisers, Petit Fours taste like hand soap, and Happy Birthday Boop!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    The Saturation Situation

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2024 49:23


    Some of the most saturated businesses and what makes some more popular than others. Also, The 23 Most Profitable Businesses in 2024 from Nerd WalletAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Spooky Season is Here

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2024 42:02


    Let's talk pumpkins and recipes! Also, Meredith's Halloween children's book is here: https://a.co/d/eImQWXgDid you know pumpkins are more than just a Halloween decoration? Pumpkins are packed with nutrients, and over 1.5 billion pounds are produced each year in the U.S. alone! From soups to pies, pumpkins add a delicious twist to fall recipes.Thanks to @FoodNetwork for the amazing pumpkin recipe ideas! Check them out and get inspired for your next kitchen creation!#PumpkinSeason #FallFlavors #PumpkinRecipes #ThankYouFoodNetwork #SpookyAndDelicious #FallVibesAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    CupKaits by Kaitlyn

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 54:18


    Spooky season music is back! Kaitlyn attended the CIA in New York and tried to learn as much as possible every semester. We all seem to love sweets. Meredith often visits Stan's, and Kaitlyn answers all our questions, including wine pairing with desserts. The dream? Getting her cupcakes in the hands of a Bears player!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Lights Out!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2024 24:09


    A quick 21 minutes of fun because we lost power! Say no to flannel sheets, the hottest day of the year is here, the lights kept flickering, Meredith had the wrong info about Liquid Death water, some facts about Halloween candy from World Metrics, 'six pack single serve chocolates', lights out and we didn't quite make it full circleAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Drew and a half Mom

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2024 58:03


    Drew and his mom, Judy, are here! Judy has lost over 200 pounds, and she shares her day-to-day life now after surgery. Drew visited the Philippines and talks about his adventures there.All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Polyester Pants and Pirates

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2024 34:02


    Uniforms worn in retail, music in stores and why they play them, Meredith ages herself a couple of times, songs that make you think of retail, we were today years old when we learned that OJ was not driving the Bronco, what happened to the baby!?All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Cass's Cars and Mere's Motors

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2024 39:57


    Cass was in an accident, Meredith was in an accident when she was 16, demand-driven retail products in 2024 influenced by various factors, technological advancements, changing consumer preferences, and global trends. We talk through some of the notable demand-driven products for this year; everything pumpkin, Stanley Cups, meat alternatives, sparkling water, hybridsAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Five 1 Star Reviews

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2024 45:36


    Reviews and ratings have become one of the biggest trends due to several key factors, and we discuss them! Also, Julia is here!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Fox Hole Pizza and Pub, McHenry IL

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2024 40:51


    OPEN for business! Let's talk pizza and the secret recipe (which really wasn't a secret)!Fox Hole Pizza and Pub in Mchenry, IL: 3308 W Elm St, McHenry, IL 60050Phone: (779) 704-2158Menu: foxholepizzaandpub.comAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Micromanaging with Fear

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2024 40:34


    Managing with fear is a leadership style where leaders use fear as a primary tool to motivate employees and achieve organizational goals. This approach often involves threats, intimidation, and a strict, punitive environment. Here are some key points to consider about managing with fear:Characteristics of Fear-Based ManagementIntimidation and Threats: Managers may threaten employees with job loss, demotion, or other punitive actions to compel them to meet targets or follow orders.Micromanagement: Constant surveillance and detailed control over employees' work, leading to a lack of autonomy.Punitive Actions: Quick to punish mistakes rather than using them as learning opportunities.Lack of Trust: A pervasive atmosphere of distrust, where managers believe employees are not self-motivated or trustworthy.High Pressure: Creating a high-stress environment where employees feel constant pressure to perform without fail.Effects on Employees and the OrganizationShort-Term Compliance: Employees may comply quickly out of fear, leading to short-term gains in productivity.Low Morale and Engagement: Fear-based management can decrease job satisfaction, morale, and engagement.High Turnover: Increased stress and dissatisfaction often result in higher employee turnover rates.Reduced Innovation: Fear stifles creativity and innovation as employees are less likely to take risks or suggest new ideas.Poor Relationships: It damages relationships between managers and employees, leading to a lack of collaboration and trust.Alternatives to Fear-Based ManagementTransformational Leadership: Inspiring and motivating employees through a shared vision and positive reinforcement.Servant Leadership: Prioritizing employees' needs and supporting their development and well-being.Empowerment and Autonomy: Giving employees the freedom to make decisions and take ownership of their work.Positive Reinforcement: Encouraging good performance through rewards and recognition rather than punishment.Constructive Feedback: Focusing on growth and learning opportunities rather than merely pointing out mistakes.Long-Term Benefits of Positive Management PracticesIncreased Engagement: Employees are more likely to be engaged and committed to their work.Better Performance: Long-term, sustainable improvements in...

    Ma'am! We Know Where You're At!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2024 40:31


    Flat tires, rude tow truck techs, why are people waiting for so long to GO at a green light, pedestrians really need to look, motorcycle safety, the bike that was hit by the ladyAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    The Pieceful Project at the McHenry River Walk Shoppes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2024 38:50


    Jess, Owner at @thepiecefulproject, and Amy, Director of Chamber Outreach & Economic Growth and McHenry Riverwalk Shoppes @mchenryareachamber are here!River Walk Shoppes are located at 1202 Riverside Dr, McHenry, IL 60050The Pieceful Project in Cary, IL: 27 Jandus Rd, Unit A, Cary, IL, 60013All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://a.co/d/033KuqbK

    Larry to Dairy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2024 34:44


    Meredith had an anxiety attack at a store, Cassandra was irritated and maybe a little crabby, questioning life choices when working retail, when did we start working so hard?, we get personal for a moment about shaving, Happy Birthday week to Cassandra, the bad storm in WI, we work at the same place so we can't really call off together, Rockstar of Retail is a beast, please don't waste our time when we are working for you in stores, what is the worst tasting food out there?, what useless fact have you learned in retail that you'll always remember, Illinois road constructionAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Drewmany

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2024 78:43


    Droogle visited Drewmany, and we got to hear all about it! Drew, thank you so much for bringing wine and chocolates and for sharing your incredible experience of Germany with us!9 Luftballons · Nena, Die Band℗ 1983 BMG Rights Management GmbH, Released on: 1991-09-09All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Timed Tasks and Stupid Signs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2024 39:04


    C'mon, corporate, add a little more time to the tasks we complete in stores! Also, we had to hang signs this week. Why are we having conversations on the sales floor? Store directors don't have offices for private conversations. Management is always walking the floor. People need to mind their own business and let others do their work! It's cherry-eating season; watch out for pits! Happy Birthday, Johnny!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Hunky Wes on the Beach

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2024 59:49


    Nikki took a mental health day and joined us for the third time on the podcast! She shares tips on avoiding website scammers and protecting yourself from online fraud. Also, Meredith used the word defrosted when she should have used the word thaw, and Wes has fantastic calves.All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Ants in Our Pants

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2024 28:22


    Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, training everyone as if they are your replacement, ants keep crawling on Cassandra (or was it just her microphone cord?), it's OK to stay in the same role, Meredith goes into a 20-minute conversation about one salad dressing, resetting the resets, there are so many SKUs in one 4ft section, Hi Gail!, take the time to train team members, Meredith's car is way too automatic, visit Fernando at Gregory Hyundai in Highland Park, feet fetishes, Droogle strikes againAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Mandy, You Made Me So Happy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2024 37:36


    It's been a long week, Meredith doesn't sleep, Cassandra is a great sleeper, some couples are super loud at the store, loud laughs, SAL-MON, gas prices are high again (gross), how do people do it with RVs, the not-so-great chicken picture, light-hearted and funny ways to close an email from Chatgpt, thank you to Mandy from Old Navy"May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short,""Don't do anything I wouldn't do...which isn't much,""Keep on keeping on!""Over and out,""Stay classy,""To infinity and beyond,""Catch you on the flip side,""Keep calm and email on,""Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath,""Best,"Mandy lyrics © Morris Music, Inc, Royalty Network, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Spirit Music Group, Barry ManilowAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

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    The Mish Mash and Side Hustles Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2024 47:59


    Meredith just woke up from a nap two minutes before recording and keeps yawning, air fresheners, we talk about everyone's side hustle and some random ideas from ChatGPT, we talk about budgeting, you have to think you're craft is the best to sell it at a craft show, Meredith no longer plays scratch-offs, and Cassandra no longer has credit cards, Congratulations to Brianna and Rob!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    Tattoos and Concerts

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2024 40:46


    Tuesday was rough, we need a vacation, the lady who spoke too much, Cass and Meredith are getting tattoos from JCDurtArt, https://www.facebook.com/jcdurtart, go to the concert, what the word RETAIL means according to ChatGPTAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn

    The Anon-Salon

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2024 62:15


    The anonymous salon owner and talented hair stylist friend share fun stories about the 'whatever' lady who wants only 7 highlights, the lady with the tic on her ear, learning how to do hair on a cadaver, perms are definitely back, and mustaches are fire!Meredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVHAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect

    Hurt Throat, Cart Colors, and Purple Eyeshadow

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2024 52:19


    We are back after 2 weeks! Cassandra had a couple ER visits (yikes!), Meredith wears her eyeshadow up to her eyebrows, and shopping cart colors have a meaningMeredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVHAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect

    MIdwest Smoke BBQ, LLC - Dan and Erin

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2024 48:52


    Let's talk BBQ, grilling, smoking, and brisket! Dan and Erin own Midwest Smoke BBQ, LLC, and they share a couple of secrets on how to achieve one of the best briskets and burnt ends around! Join us for a fun conversation, then visit their website to see where they will be next and contact them about catering your next event!https://midwestsmokebbq.com/Meredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVHAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect

    Conspiracy Theories and Such

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2024 32:21


    Keep a joint on you as an alibi, we are so professional on the Anxiety podcast and then have to get funny on the Clopen, Meredith is worried about Kate Middletown, there are a whole bunch of conspiracy theorists, super weird news, movie mentioned was 1991 Cape FearMeredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVHAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect

    baseballmapper.com - Patrick and Barb

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2024 91:06


    What a fun interview! Fresh from Spring Training, Patrick and Barb (Noote Partners) are here to talk all things baseball!Baseballmapper.com bio:"Over 20 years ago, Cory and Patrick first met at a pizza shop, working up a sweat during busy nights in the northern Chicago suburbs. In the years that followed, the two long-time friends would always spend time discussing ways they could possibly alter their career paths on a joint business venture. Ironically, it would turn out to be one of their shared passions that would open the door to this great “work” opportunity. However, they would stumble upon this project organically one year while planning the annual baseball trip for their group of friends. They were looking for local baseball teams in the area of the trip when the muse struck them. What if there was a website to make that type of planning easier? The idea was born, and what started as a tool to help themselves out became a great opportunity to share with the world. Baseballmapper.com is part of the Curved Brim Media network. This collection of content creators celebrates baseball through a variety of mediums, including podcasts, videos, blogs, and web series. The collective spotlight shines brightly on baseball's lesser-known teams around the country in the minor leagues, including the collegiate wood bat leagues and indy ball." Support Local baseball here with a sweatshirt!Meredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVHAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect

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