Podcast appearances and mentions of Marc Haynes

It's the final episode of Brian & Roger series 5. Roger's been having some trouble with the benefits office (hardly surprising). A new guy has just started working there – and he and Roger do not see eye to eye. But Brian's got a few tricks up his sleeves that should settle things. Written and performed by Dan Skinner and Harry Peacock. Produced by Marc Haynes and Joel Morris for Great Big Owl.Brian & Roger is now part of the Auddy family. Keep up to date with Brian & Roger's antics throughout the week by following @brianandroger on Twitter and Instagram. If you enjoyed this episode, don't forget to leave a review and subscribe. Brian and Roger would really appreciate it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It turns out Roger is a huge hit with the old ladies. He's been keeping Mary, a 76-year-old widow, company in exchange for money. But what's the catch? Written and performed by Dan Skinner and Harry Peacock. Produced by Marc Haynes and Joel Morris for Great Big Owl.Brian & Roger is now part of the Auddy family. Keep up to date with Brian & Roger's antics throughout the week by following @brianandroger on Twitter and Instagram. If you enjoyed this episode, don't forget to leave a review and subscribe. Brian and Roger would really appreciate it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roger's not been having the best of times. The stress of his legal battle with Ben and Jerry's has got him into some heavy drinking. Brian's life, on the other hand, is looking very bright. And it's all thanks to ‘The Duchess'. Written and performed by Dan Skinner and Harry Peacock. Produced by Marc Haynes and Joel Morris for Great Big Owl.Brian & Roger is now part of the Auddy family. Keep up to date with Brian & Roger's antics throughout the week by following @brianandroger on Twitter and Instagram. If you enjoyed this episode, don't forget to leave a review and subscribe. Brian and Roger would really appreciate it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Brian's got a great job lined up which involves working with a very famous cricket player. He gets Roger and his son, Jamie, to give him a hand. What could possibly go wrong?Written and performed by Dan Skinner and Harry Peacock. Produced by Marc Haynes and Joel Morris for Great Big Owl.Brian & Roger is now part of the Auddy family. Keep up to date with Brian & Roger's antics throughout the week by following @brianandroger on Twitter and Instagram. If you enjoyed this episode, don't forget to leave a review and subscribe. Brian and Roger would really appreciate it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week, Roger's trying to keep on Anne's good side since she's received some bad news. Meanwhile, the local dog racing track needs some help with a difficult task. Written and performed by Dan Skinner and Harry Peacock. Produced by Marc Haynes and Joel Morris for Great Big Owl.Brian & Roger is now part of the Auddy family. Keep up to date with Brian & Roger's antics throughout the week by following @brianandroger on Twitter and Instagram. If you enjoyed this episode, don't forget to leave a review and subscribe. Brian and Roger would really appreciate it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roger's got some very exciting news! He's going to be competing in the new series of Bargain Hunt. And he needs a partner. Who do you think he'll pick?Written and performed by Dan Skinner and Harry Peacock. Produced by Marc Haynes and Joel Morris for Great Big Owl.Brian & Roger is now part of the Auddy family. Keep up to date with Brian & Roger's antics throughout the week by following @brianandroger on Twitter and Instagram. If you enjoyed this episode, don't forget to leave a review and subscribe. Brian and Roger would really appreciate it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

As usual, Brian needs a favour from Roger. It involves a fertility clinic – and a lot of hands on deck…Written and performed by Dan Skinner and Harry Peacock. Produced by Marc Haynes and Joel Morris for Great Big Owl.Brian & Roger is now part of the Auddy family. Keep up to date with Brian & Roger's antics throughout the week by following @brianandroger on Twitter and Instagram. If you enjoyed this episode, don't forget to leave a review and subscribe. Brian and Roger would really appreciate it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Brian & Roger are back with a brand new series crammed with mishaps and mayhem. This week, Brian's had a phone call from Matt Hancock. He'd like to learn to play the banjo, and it turns out Roger knows how to play a tune or two. Can he help him out? Written and performed by Dan Skinner and Harry Peacock. Produced by Marc Haynes and Joel Morris for Great Big Owl.Brian & Roger is now part of the Auddy family. Keep up to date with Brian & Roger's antics throughout the week by following @brianandroger on Twitter and Instagram. If you enjoyed this episode, don't forget to leave a review and subscribe. Brian and Roger would really appreciate it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Smashing, this. And if anyone knows where one Marc Haynes could access a lockup full of little wrestling chairs, get in touch. If you'd like to hear the rest of our special Christmas shows, do head on over to Patreon.com/WrestleMe! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Luke's back with turmeric stained fingers and he's got something to say about Marc Haynes' impression of him on last week's show. Meanwhile, Pete's been playing with petrol and getting bullied by a particularly crafty salesman... Also on this episode: fried turkeys, mysterious metal structures and the theft of a Banksy. What a weekend it's been!Get involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com and if you enjoy the show, please drop us a review on Apple Podcasts! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show! Luke's away for the day, so Pete's joined by comedy writer and Wrestle Me star, Marc Haynes! On this episode, we're sitting down with a slice of Kendal Mint Cake and some Rum Babas to discuss phone calls with ghosts, how to harvest your screams, and why Heaven needs a Zoom doorbell. Elsewhere, Pete tells us all about religious superdogs while Marc shares his big bucket list dreams alongside what *not* to do with a new PS5. Do you have any stories to scream about? Email in to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this episode Poppy takes a dive into the world of Sports chatrooms (with a quick stop off at a batchelor lab..)Featuring: Pete Donaldson, Bilal Zafar, Jonathan Hearn, Chris Timoney, Marc Haynes and Joe MarlerwithMUSIC by HAM PlazaListen herehttps://music.apple.com/gb/artist/ham-plaza/1454625578Follow Poppy on twitter: https://twitter.com/poppyhillstead if you want See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alasdair Beckett-King - stand-up comedian, animator and ginger wizard - joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to take a look at both The One Show and it's strangely familiar-feeling big brother, the very One-Show-esque BBC Big Night In. Warning: this episode contains some socialist views from one of the contributors. Don't listen if you're subsequently going to email about it, there's enough already going on in the world.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no-one fully understands, even four weeks after we started using it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Today’s Owls are the host of Box Of Delights Julia Raeside and the host of Wrestle Me Marc Haynes. Plus our usual Disney+ update, what’s Dave been watching on day three of his new subscription? Spoiler alert, it’s an absolute banger. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Today’s Owls are the host of Box Of Delights Julia Raeside and the host of Wrestle Me Marc Haynes. Plus our usual Disney+ update, what’s Dave been watching on day three of his new subscription? Spoiler alert, it’s an absolute banger. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Back in April of 2009, three men were unceremoniously ejected from their London-based radio show and asked to never return. Something they'd said on the airwaves? Possibly. Or was 'the man' worried about the unwavering grassroots support (dare we say love) for the trio amongst the swell of G20 protesters that stamped past their window that spring morning? We may never know. But they're back for one last half hour of shouting and awful language.Listen to Clash Of The Titles with Alex Zane here: http://hyperurl.co/ClashpodAnd get Pete and Marc Haynes on Wrestle Me here: http://hyperurl.co/wrestlemeSlide into our DMs: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Not sure where to start with this one to be honest.If you were unlucky enough to experience the Alex Zane breakfast show between 2007 and 2009 you'll probably be on nodding terms with this nonsense, but for everyone else - Luke is away this week so it was Pete's turn to bring in some buddies.Listen to Clash Of The Titles with Alex Zane here: http://hyperurl.co/ClashpodAnd get Pete and Marc Haynes on Wrestle Me here: http://hyperurl.co/wrestlemeSlide into our DMs: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome to episode thirteen of the Pod Bible podcast!A fully potent episode full of pure greatness as ever, as Stu Whiffen is joined by Scroobius Pip once more to navigate you through the whole business… Guests this week include Marc Haynes of the Wrestle Me podcast which involves - ah come on, you can do the heavy lifting on that one, followed by Mickey from Standard Issue and Jamie East of Previously On to recommend their picks of the podcasts. Let’s go!PODBIBLE LINKS!• Pod Bible Magazine• Pod Bible Twitter• Pod Bible Instagram• Pod Bible Facebook• Pod Bible EmailFOLLOW THIS WEEKS GUESTS!• Marc Haynes• Standard Issue • Jen Offord • Mickey Noonan• Jamie EastLISTEN TO THIS WEEKS GUESTS!• Wrestle Me • Acast • Spotify• Standard Issue • Acast • Spotify• Previously, On… • Acast • SpotifyLISTEN TO THIS WEEKS RECOMMENDATIONS!• Hoovering • Acast • Spotify• Sodajerker • Acast • SpotifyThe Pod Bible Podcast is brought to you in association with Audible. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Fans of Always There may also enjoy Julia's new podcast where she discusses the week's Strictly Come Dancing action with Marc Haynes, every Sunday, straight after the results show. Available here: www.smarturl.it/curseofstrictly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Pete Donaldson and Marc Haynes from the brilliant Wrestle Me podcast are our guests for our TRIUMPHANT RETURN*. It's the first episode of our third season, and we're dead excited to be back, thanks so much for all your nice messages while we've been away.The One With The Jam is the episode in question this week, and we recorded it in front of a live audience at the London Podcast Festival 2019, so a big thanks to them for having us again.If you want to come say hi we're @FriendsWF on Twitter PLUS we have a BRAND NEW INSTAGRAM. It's @fwfpod, because our Twitter handle had already been taken by someone with 3 followers (bastards) - but please come and find us on there so we have more followers than just the two of us. *return not guaranteed to be triumphant See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Julia Raeside of the Guardian and the superb new telly podcast BOX OF DELIGHTS joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to dress the One Show as a cat and then shove it down a well.The The One Show Show is coming LIVE to the London Podcast Festival this September! On Friday 6th September at 7pm, we'll be bringing your favourite One Show related podcast with special guest FI GLOVER! "WHAT'S IT LIKE?" It's SOLD OUT but maybe there'll be some extra tickets made available - I don't know how it works but occasionally they release more. Just spirit them out of thin air, or make all the chairs 3 inches smaller, or something. Anyway, you can try here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Julia Raeside of the Guardian and the superb new telly podcast BOX OF DELIGHTS joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to tie the One Show's shoelaces together while it sleeps and then set off all the fire alarms.The The One Show Show is coming LIVE to the London Podcast Festival this September! On Friday 6th September at 7pm, we'll be bringing your favourite One Show related podcast with special guest FI GLOVER! "WHAT'S IT LIKE?" It's SOLD OUT but maybe there'll be some extra tickets made available - I don't know how it works. This might just be a humblebrag. Anyway, you can try here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The excellent writer and creator of the Atheist Bus Campaign Ariane Sherine joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to ask the One Show whether it's starting, because we're asking.The The One Show Show is coming LIVE to the London Podcast Festival this September! On Friday 6th September at 7pm, we'll be bringing your favourite One Show related podcast (yes, it's the only one) with special guest FI GLOVER! "WHAT'S IT LIKE?" Get a ticket and you'll find out - only 10 remaining! Available here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're back (sorry, we took a bit of time out when The One Show wasn't on, and it was so nice not to have to watch The One Show, we didn't come back even when it restarted.) The excellent writer and creator of the Atheist Bus Campaign Ariane Sherine joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to bundle the One Show into our car and then demand a ransom, even though we killed it an hour ago.The The One Show Show is coming LIVE to the London Podcast Festival this September! On Friday 6th September at 7pm, we'll be bringing your favourite One Show related podcast (yes, it's the only one) with special guest FI GLOVER! "WHAT'S IT LIKE?" Get a ticket and you'll find out - only 10 remaining! Available here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The astonishingly great comedian, writer and actor Beth Granville joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to accuse the One Show of murder for a laugh.The The One Show Show is coming LIVE to the London Podcast Festival this September! On Friday 6th September at 7pm, we'll be bringing your favourite One Show related podcast (yes, it's the only one) to your eyes and ears and mouths and chests. "WHAT'S IT LIKE?" Get a ticket and you'll find out! Available here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/page/2/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The astonishingly great comedian, writer and actor Beth Granville joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to grab The One Show by the scruff of it neck and throw into the criticism canal. Bring your own rocks.The The One Show Show is coming LIVE to the London Podcast Festival this September! On Friday 6th September at 7pm, we'll be bringing your favourite One Show related podcast (yes, it's the only one) to your eyes and ears and mouths and chests. "WHAT'S IT LIKE?" Get a ticket and you'll find out! Available here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/page/2/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The BBC Radio 5 Live broadcasting legend Phil Williams joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to adopt The One Show but then return it to the orphanage, saying it's not right. On today's show: a Nazi walking stick is uncovered, PG Wodehouse gets updated for 2019, Henry Blofeld reading out Stormzy lyrics doesn't go viral, a housing estate is built on a chemical dump and Lee Mack has only one setting; ON. It can only be...The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Writer performer and man Alex Sievewright joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to wrestle The One Show but suddenly shoot and go for the eyes. On today's show: George Clooney listens to a stepdad's guffs, a cat's name is ridiculed by an A-lister, spoiler alert: there's a poor VT on the way, a Spanish woman gets some racist music, we find out how much a tortoise costs, a granny writes on a wall, Angelica Bell calls it 'The One Sow' and IT'S NOT BELABOURED. It can only be...The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Writer performer and man Alex Sievewright joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to write a tell-all expose of the One Show's disgusting personal life. On today's show: JLS isn't mentioned, Rochelle off the Saturday's plagiarises a quiz show, a teacher shouts 'bum Al Qaeda', George Clooney mocks the audience, Matt loves Little Mix, and a Lisa Stansfield/Gabrielle confusion. It can only be...The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Host of the phenomenal CRIME CLUB podcast Jack Beaumont joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to phone the One Show in the middle of the night 783 times. On today's show: ha ha cat illnesses, a weak texter, a plane gets far too close, why rabbits die, a woman gets banned from complaining, AdventureCat and a woman who's broken a centuries old coded diary or whatever. It can only be...The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Host of the phenomenal CRIME CLUB podcast Jack Beaumont joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to order 600 unwanted pizzas to the One Show's house. On today's show: an old lady reads a lesbian diary, The One Show refuses to discuss mental health, Jack reveals he lives in a cupboard, medicinal bifters, what do dogs eat, the worst texter EVER, and bowcatting. It can only be...The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The superb Radio X presenter and all-round ace Sunta Templeton (who's on Twitter @SuntaTempleton) joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to kiss The One Show on the lips and then send the CCTV to its wife. Angelica Bell explains the mysteries of the universe, Matt Baker believes in aliens, the Chinese army take over The One Show, blue plaques for nothing, a lady says 'United Kringdom', the England Lionesses are patronised, no one can remember the name of the man from Modern Family and the question 'What was that like?' is overused, again. It can only be...The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The superb Radio X presenter and all-round ace Sunta Templeton (who's on Twitter @SuntaTempleton) joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to paint The One Show into a corner and then set the house on fire. This week: Joe Pasquale can't stop saying 'winkle', Rav Wilding gets his nob out to prevent terminal illness, Jon's been reading the works of Jimmy Savile. a "joke" about Bonnie Tyler, let's meet Seal's best friend and an encounter with a UFO that might be covering up something else. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Julia Raeside, TV critic and host of ace podcast Always There joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to phone up The One Show when it appears on Going Live to tell it what we think of it. This week: someone quietly swears at Matt Baker on-air, Angelica Bell asks the same question twice, the bloody rickshaw's back, post-natal depression comedy, delicious salmon and a woman is furious with McDonalds. It can only be...The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Julia Raeside, TV critic and host of ace podcast Always There joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to ask The One Show for a light, and then steal its wallet. This episode contains Michelle Gayle hating magic, Matt Baker in legwarmers, Angelica Bell being hobbled by Alex Jones, pop star mothers, the question "And what was that like?", the non-kids of Fame and a Line of Duty idea that must have looked good on paper. It can only be...The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Mash's hilarious man behind the desk Steve N Allen joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to give the One Show a load of sweets, but sweets like the ones you hear about in urban legends with a load of crushed up razor blades inside them. This week: a joke shop reaches its final punchline, Subway Bloody Subway, Gyles Brandreth sees a UFO, a rude avocado and Alex is breathless. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Mash's superb man behind the desk Steve N Allen joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to lure the One Show into a bear-trap with the word 'criticism' crudely painted on one side, and 'envy' on the other. This week: Have I Got Have I Got News For You For You? Yes. Hmm. That sounds like a good idea for a podcast. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

BBC Radio's excellent Louise Pepper (broadcaster, travel witch and Danny Baker botherer) joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to dress up as The One Show's dead grandfather and try to scare it to death by leaping out of its bedroom cupboard in the middle of the night. This week: Howard Donald's lino theft, a mobile home with a shower full of booze, Matt Baker says 'gymnastical', a woman we're supposed to have heard of called Marine Babe (only she isn't) and some soil with magical powers. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

BBC Radio's brilliant Louise Pepper (broadcaster, travel witch and Danny Baker botherer) join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to put the One Show in a showgirl's dress and tie it to a railway track in the Wild West. This week: Les Dennis meets the Pope, weak topical jokes, single use bloody plastics, The Carpenter and Peppa Pig is a Capitalist pig. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The great Jamie East (broadcaster, writer and forever the beloved Mr Holy Moly) join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to tempt the One Show over with a piece of cheese before humanely slamming a metal bar down on its neck. This week: Matt Baker's throwaway anecdote about having a handstand competition with actor Jason Watkins' father-in-law. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The great Jamie East (broadcaster, writer and forever the beloved Mr Holy Moly) join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to march against the One Show, and then be ignored by the country's press. This week: an awful boy entrepreneur, some made-up superheroes, Matt laughs at vegetarianism, and we belatedly tell Terry Wogan off for bullying James Harries. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Emma Bullimore (host of the great Series Linked podcast and celebrated entertainment reporter) joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to hold a buttercup under the One Show's chin before jabbing at its belly with a compass. This week: THE PINE MARTENS ARE HERE. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Emma Bullimore (host of the great Series Linked podcast and celebrated entertainment reporter) joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to make the One Show look at the hand up there, while swiftly punching it in the belly with the free one. This week: Mary Berry's been to London Airport to meet some firemen, Sara Cox's First Love Pony, Matt Baker doesn't read a book, Comic Relief is on, men take on horses in a race and discarded Barbies. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The fantastic Craig Parkinson (beloved actor and host of the award-winning Two Shot podcast) join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to push the One Show into the staff room door and then run away as it gets told off. This week: Beverley Knight's Victorian history love, the Masterchefs don't get on, British tomatoes rule OK, Alex has a Stevie Wonder anecdote and the Kilimanjaro 9. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The brilliant Craig Parkinson (acclaimed actor and host of the award-winning Two Shot podcast) join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to lure the One Show to an underpass, and then Droog it up for a jolly. This week: Clement Atlee kills a snake with a stick, why actors like going on The One Show, Ricky Gervais looks at the local papers, the Derry Girls see someone falling over, Gregg Wallace shouts 'NO! and Alan Partridge's One Show-influenced new show influences this week's One Show. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Andy Dawson and Sam Delaney - together the brilliant minds and voices behind the Top Flight Time Machine podcast - join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to wish the One Show a Merry Christmas, then get drunk, set fire to its porch on the way back from Midnight Mass and run away. This week: don't do the eyes, Chris Evans has a big house, the BBC are very interested in scouts, Bear Grylls lacks anecdotes, the Bayeux tapestry appears on a wedding cake, and Clement Attlee is celebrated as Britain's bossest Prime Minister. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Andy Dawson and Sam Delaney - together the brilliant minds and voices behind the Top Flight Time Machine podcast - join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to wish the One Show a Merry Christmas, then report it to social services, claiming it's feeding its children solely on mince pies. This week: I Am A Boob Inspector, Bear Grylls unconvincingly mumbles about the NHS, Alex goes all husky, the One Show's commissioning process revealed and a real-life bombshell from one podcast listener - called ALEX JONES. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The excellent stand-up comedian and actress Rosie Holt joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to dissect The One Show to find out (a) what makes it tick and (b) to kill it. This week: Matt Baker goes on a shooting rampage, Rob Lowe doesn't play the sax, Mick Hucknall's looks are discussed, there aren't any spoons, some birds eat some bread and Alex makes a mistake with the Alarm. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The excellent stand-up comedian and actress Rosie Holt joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to ring up The One Show in the dead of night and scream obscenities at it down the phone. This week: Matt Baker is very excited by his own joke, the precise moment Mick Hucknall became disgusting is located, a vegan-killing editor meets a vegan, a false doctor tries to cancel an interview, and a woman wears a coat made out of Bungle. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The multi-award winning broadcaster and beloved host of BBC Radio 4's Woman's Hour Jane Garvey joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to tell the One Show it's dropped its wallet and then kick it up the arse when it bends over to pick it up. This week: Jane Garvey reveals her hidden One Show video, Pudsey is full of beer and migrants, Jon laughs about the gender pay gap, and we want Sir Matthew Baker. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The multi-award winning broadcaster and beloved host of BBC Radio 4's Woman's Hour Jane Garvey joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to beckon The One Show over to admire the sea-view from the clifftop, before hurling it over onto the rocks below, and attempting to claim on the life insurance we just bought in its name. This week: Jane Garvey wrecks The One Show's ambition to broadcast from Birmingham, that bloody rickshaw, Sandi Toksvig's medallion, the strange beauty of Eddie Redmayne the Fox, and Jon receives an email from Matt Baker's angry representative. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Writer, comedian and broadcaster Natt Tapley joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to put The One Show in a ducking stool, see if it floats or sinks, and then toss it on a bonfire regardless. This week: Mysterious Man, why does it stink of Max Branning, Alex Jones creates beef with Jesus Jones and Gyles Brandreth sends another innocent woman to the afterlife. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Writer, comedian and broadcaster Natt Tapley joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to put The One Show in the dock and immediately sentence it to death. This week: who is the Nazi Aslan, let's eat too many bananas, a man drinks the sea, Rylan dismisses 600 quid and WOWSOMES. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Genuine national radio producer and broadcaster Cornelius Mendez joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to lift The One Show high onto a pedestal and then push it over so it smashes. This week: Louis Theroux is intimidated by his obsessed fans, Freddie Flintoff disputes the moon landings, two anemones smash each other's faces in (if they have faces) and is Orville a sexual predator? It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Genuine national radio producer and broadcaster Cornelius Mendez joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to lift The One Show high onto a pedestal and then push it over so it smashes. This week: a magician spectacularly fails on live TV, Carrie Grant can't explain what an escape room is, a man smells some cannabis, a former rugby player in a clown suit and the Roswell Alien is back. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The host of the brilliant Smershpod John Rain joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to trap The One Show into a coffin and then start the crematorium (it's a classic James Bond reference, you fools!) This week: everyone gangs up on Martine McCutcheon, a man loves a bomb dog which isn't that bothered about him, Paloma Faith is on for what feels like forever and there's a film about pressing buttons. Good lord. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we're heading to Victorian Whitechapel, so grab your sharpest surgeon's knife and stuff a piece of ginny kidney in your pocket as Michael Caine makes his triumphant television return in 1988's Jack The Ripper.Joining me - and wouldn't you? - is comedy writer and host of the superb Wrestle Me! podcast, Marc Haynes who can be found on Twitter as @marchaynes. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The brilliant Alex Zane joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to ask The One Show if it's dropped a coin, wait for it to bend over and look, before booting it right up the arse. This week: a Blue Peter presenter fumbles with a woman's breast, we meet the UK Trees of the Year, Rick Wakeman is pleased a teacher has died, why isn't everything see-through and there's a pig in a tree. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The wonderful actor-tress Carrie Quinlan joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to grab The One Show and try and push it over a cliff. This week: there's a fly in the studio, Gerard Butler is fit, KT Tunstall loves a tunnel, Matt's gone rickshaw crazy and a knife-fight with Maisie Williams goes wrong. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The excellent Alex Sievewright joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to tangle with The One Show, push it to the floor and give it a dead leg. This week: Bjorn from ABBA sits in a fictional Greek Taverna, a man gets his hair cut like Roy Batty from Blade Runner, a student boils everyone's blood and Rod Stewart eats some Sugar Puffs in a wardrobe. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Brian and Roger met at a support meeting for divorced men. Both are starting again. Both are finding it hard. One of them is nice. A brand new sitcom from Harry Peacock and Dan Skinner.Produced by Marc Haynes and Joel Morris. This podcast is a member of the Great Big Owl family. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The delightful brains behind the essential Popbitch website, Camilla Wright and Chris Lochery join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to get off with this week's The One Show behind its wife's back. This week: there's a right dick of a peacock, Bonnie Langford tells an anecdote about Noel Coward and some animal shit, Rachel Koo is celebrated like some sort of medieval monarch and thingys shaped like....thingys. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The wonderful writer of the essential Mr Gum books Andy Stanton joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to bring you your weekly force-feeding of The One Show. This week: a man lays a cable, Martin Clunes identifies dogs, some birds are misidentified and there's buckets of disgusting sea lice. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The brilliant BBC broadcaster Sophie Law joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to bring The One Show a bright and breezy booting. This week: there's worms in a hot-tub, MN8 lose some jewellery, Peter Crouch gets upset by grammar criticism and once again, no pine martens. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The all-round television marvel Vicky Thomas joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes for the new series examining Auntie BBC's leastloved nephew, The One Show. This week: Nick Knowles has discovered Camelot, a celebrity hairdresser has a midlife crisis next to a shit-smeared jester and Denzel Washington reveals to Jon that he can see it all. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

20 years ago, Carrie Quinlan and Marc Haynes were winning the biggest national prizes for new stand ups. But they walked away and would never do it again. Why would a stand-up give up the mic? Focusing on the early stand-up set of Bill Hicks - one of the comics who made Marc and Carrie take the stage in the first place - and sharing stories of life on the road, what makes a stand up tick, and just how badly a gig can go. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The excellent actors and writers Dan Tetsell (on Twitter at @tetsell) and Nico Tatarowicz (@nicotatz) join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes for this week's dank trudge through the last week of The One Show. On this episode: Alex seemingly gives into one of Matt's sordid demands, a famous Muslim is taunted with food, Dr Alice Roberts presents a monster she's made and orchids. Loads of stupid orchids. It can only be....The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Joining Jon to talk all things One Show is Marc Haynes and, thrillingly, long-time One Show presenter Jay Rayner, fresh from throwing in the One Show-shaped towel! Peer behind the scenes of the nation's only One Show as Matt Baker squirms over his sexist pay, Tommy Steele tells the bleakest story in TV history, and Elaine Paige fingers Kiefer Sutherland live on telly. It can only be...The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

An entire generation of people have been taught they be as rude as they want to people, so long as they’re “only being honest”. Where did that come from? From sociopathic columnists who “tell it like it is” to arrogant TV talent show judges, everyone has to have a horrible opinion that they’re #justsaying. Danny Wallace and Marc Haynes look at why, vent their anger, and chat to veteran American reality show editor Jonathan Siegel about how we got here, why we now celebrate rudeness, and why everyone seems to want to be rude. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Joining Jon to talk all things One Show are host of the excellent SMERSHPOD John Rain and Marc Haynes, comedy writer and host of Wrestle Me! This week: Sheila Hancock completely coats off Sussex, Jon attempts to be a sexy Harry Potter and who on The One Show might be having sexual relations with a pig? It can only be...The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

From blasting music from our phones on the bus, to ghosting people or acting like divas to our home assistants, technology is making it easier every day for us to behave so badly. F You Very Much author Danny Wallace and comedy writer Marc Haynes talk about the rudest they’ve ever been on-line, the day Danny confronted his own internet troll in a pub, and chat to tech researcher Veronica Wagenet, a woman who’s trying to solve all road rage using a small electronic ball. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Joining Jon to talk all things One Show are radio producer and milennial Ellie Clifford and Marc Haynes, comedy writer and host of Wrestle Me! This week: an old cake joins Matt and Alex on the sofa, a man is in the woods making spoons and everyone's got Royal Wedding fever and is making jellies in the shape of the Queen. It can only be...The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

You're not imagining it. People are getting ruder. And this is a serious problem. Join Danny Wallace, Marc Haynes and guests from around the world, as they share stories, science, opinions and uncover the very surprising truth about why people are so rude.First episode released 23rd May See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Joining Jon to talk all things One Show are acclaimed TV producer and host of the excellent Two Cups of Tea podcast Chris Heath and Marc Haynes, TV writer and one half of the hit podcast Wrestle Me! This week: Hoo Dennis, a rude MRI and inedible bog butter. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The One With All The Jealousy is the choice of this week's guest, the presenter, podcaster and comedy writer Marc Haynes. And surprise, surprise - it contains scenes of Ross being insane.Come say hi on the Twitters should you wish - the show is @FriendsWF and individually we are @davecribb and @Pete_Allison.And if you like the podcast, please do rate and review, because algorithms something something. We don't really know, but someone who does said to say that. And we're nothing if not sheep. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Marc Haynes and Pete Donaldson watch the final part of Wrestlemania 1 from in between their fingers, every moment more shocking than the last. Certainly more shocking than Brutus Beefcake causing an anthrax scare in a crowded subway, anyway.Make sure to hit the subscribe button and leave a review! And to follow Wrestle Me on Twitter, it's: @wrestlemepodComing next week: Wrestlemania 2! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

From the team that brought you The Football Ramble comes the brand new podcast, Wrestle Me!Part of the Radio Stakhanov podcast network, Wrestle Me features award-winning comedy writer Marc Haynes and Hartlepool's third favourite son, the piano buying, kimchi munching, bubble tea sipping, Pete Donaldson.Marc has watched every single Wrestlemania. Pete hasn’t. Join them both every week as they subject the greatest spectacle in sports entertainment to the kind of scrutiny that ruins them entirely.A hilarious and surprisingly insightful look into some of the most preposterous, glamorous and over-the-top sporting events the world has ever seen – from Hulk Hogan and Mr T at Madison Square Garden way back in 1985 to Roman Reigns and The Undertaker going head-to-head in April 2017 – Wrestle Me is a must-listen accompaniment to The Grandest Stage of Them All.Say your prayers, take your vitamins and pop your human growth hormone while it's still technically legal. It's Wrestle Me!Get in touch: show@wrestlemepod.com, @wrestlemepod, @radiostakhanov See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s side special time again, and it's one that nearly no-one's been waiting for: 1997's Spiceworld The Movie! Stick on your Union Jack platform boots, hide all the BAFTAs, and prepare to mercilessly cash-in as the Spice Girls - Sporty, Scary, Fangy, Boycie and Maureen (citation needed) - take us on a wild bus-ride back to the glorious 1990s. Joining John to endure 93 minutes of Girl Power and film-making ineptitude is writer and compulsive swearer Marc Haynes, who can be found on Twitter as @marchaynes. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bridgid Ryan, Hayes Davenport, Pippa Evans and Marc Haynes join host, Dave Holmes to learn about the differences between Autumn and Fall, inappropriate Halloween costumes and childhood penis incidents. Bridgid Ryan wants to plug her Life is Awesome (No It's Not) music video and recommends Naomi Ekperigin's new Comedy Central Half Hour. Hayes Davenport wants to plug his Hollywood Handbook podcast and he urges Angelinos to vote yes on Measure M (to support LA transportation funding) in a couple of weeks. Pippa Evans is on Twitter, @IAmPippaEvans and recommends improvisers The Society of Strange who have a Halloween show in London at the end of October. Marc Haynes wants anyone in New York to keep an eye out for him next week when he's visiting and to help out if he looks to be in difficulty. He recommends Joel Morris and Jason Hazeley's new (to America) Ladybird Books for Grown-Ups. Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Forty at LA’s Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month. Dave's new book Party of One is out now. Dave would like to recommend the band Beach Slang. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Sarah Morgan and Riley Silverman. Recorded at GuiltFreePost in London by John Purcell Shackleton and at MaxFunHQ in Los Angeles. Produced by Jennifer Marmor and Colin Anderson.

Long live the comedy panel show….love them or loathe them audiences never tire of watching them. Mutating from the satirical edge of Have I Got News For You to the anarchy of Celebrity Juice this genre boasts a longevity hard to rival. This session unpicks the appeal of panel shows from the classic formats to the noisy new kids on the block. Our expert panellists, all comedy connoisseurs, reveal their secrets for cracking the format. The panel are Nick Martin, series producer HIGNFY, Dan Baldwin, MD Talkback and Marc Haynes, TV comedy writer. In the chair is Warren Prentice.