WTBI

Greetings Generous Listeners! This week the gang discusses the Omegatron Variant - you've probably heard about it in covid news. Mark comes up with the idea for Hat Bones - I'll just let you guess on that one. Oh also Hot Bones. You'll figure it out.  Jarrett proposes keeping you warm and in style with Blood Jacket, and we decide to switch our podcast into the Real Crime Podcast genre, where we think the real money is. Finally we bring it home with the wholesome family friendly 3D Printing Cake Decorator (Lay it on with a trowel).

Welcome listener, to the church of Comcast. Today our podcast (brought to you by Comcast) discusses the following: John and Kelsey hired a baby sitter just to bring some more funny into your life! In this week's episode Kelsey proposes a solution for tangled tassels (tassels are those things you put on your nipples). Mark proposes Flavored Bandaids, bandaids that taste better! John tells us about his new Advice Column "Dear Baby" the advice column for babies, by babies, and Jarrett wants...eggs....again. Other big ideas featured in this episode: Porta-hot, Egg-Rite, The Umbrella of a Thousand Fists, The Cook Book of Folksy Food Preparation, Associative Bandage, Gustatory Prophesier, Part Act, Non-synoptical Prick Teaser, Pancake Crate, Screw Tongue.

So let's make something clear right up front. This episode issssss of questionable...audiological...quality. But it's comedy quality is....what it normally is! Kelsey proposes Scrubscription - a new pay to remove internet service. John comes up with an idea for Mold Shelf - the impressionable shelf to keep your baby (and cat) safe. Mark passes along and idea from Liz - Weep Over - the sad sleep over kit. The entire gang gets enthralled in a vicious fight over the reality of how we consume icecream. Also in this episode: FiddleStix, Sorry Thanks, With Bells On (It's not lethal *wink*), Johnny on the Spot, Locket Boyz, Yak Kitty.

Hello their faithful listeners! In this weeks episode Jarrett and Mark take reminisce about Welcome Back, Kotter, John and Kelsey's respective fan clubs, and how maybe - just maybe - if Mark and Jarrett do a bad enough job on the podcast, Kelsey and John will be forced to return. Mark proposes Parent Trap - a way for young people to be even more reliant on their parents. Jarrett reinvigorates the rotisserie chicken Market with the ChicChicken, a multi-layered chicken innovation. The Dynamic Duo (that's what they're calling themselves now) also workshop an idea for the newest and best of baby naming books. Also in this episode: Smoking at the Strip Mall, Earthquake Hook, Children Crate, Pepper Papa

The gang is back! Kelsey and John return to bring you top quality ideas. No more of this only Mark and Jarrett nonsense. That was utter chaos. In this episode, John pitches Sharkade - a fun new style of gaming involving your favorite fish, the group collectively shows its age and then laments it, and Kelsey borrows inspiration from a friend and proposes Rehydratable markers. Also in this episode: Blood Ball, Tooth Whip, The Bane Bottle, Concerned citizen and Jarretts not-heart attack, and the worlds longest plank.

You asked and we answered. Mark and Jarrett bring you another episode that you never asked for! Jarrett proposes a new....format for the episode. Mark shares his thoughts on pockets with Thought Pocket. Jarrett solves the flossing problem with Watch Me Floss. The the no good rowdy boys really start circling the drain with some new toilet legislation and shave sink. Also in this episode: Kratos moving Service, Wi-Fee Wi-Fi Wi-Fo Wi - Fum, Switch VR - Fiddle While Rome Burns.  We PROMISE Kelsey and John will be back soon. 

Its another episode with Jarrett and Mark - the chaotic rowdy boys are back at it again. This week Mark and Jarrett spend far too long talking about dental problems. Mark pitches a challening idea for an new early detection system for moles called Molars. Jarrett describes an idea coming direct from John and Kelsey called Babyrade - Let it Rip! Jarrett also explains a new idea to enhance cameras forever with Thicc Lidz - The camera adds ten pounds...in All the right places.    Also in this episode: One-off Biodegradable Shorts for BigBoyz with Husky Haunches, Yolk Play, Polish Zipper, Boundless Teeth, Telephone Trousers, The Ultimate Katana - Through thick and thin, Ghost Therapy - Give Up the Ghost.

This week Mark and Jarrett set out to record a whole episode on their own. To those listeners who are gravely concerned about what that means for the tone and content of this episode -- you are correct. Mark invents the last skipping rock you'll ever need (#Boomerock), Jarrett announces his new ascendence to uncledom, and Mark and Jarrett design a project that will help you to achieve your true party form.  Also pitched in this episode: Warm Rule, Canon Cloth,  Vanish into Thin Air, Embalm: Keep a stiff upper lip.

I honestly haven't even listened to this episode yet so I have no idea what these "doctors" talks about this week. They told me that they would pay me to write up these episode descriptions and post the episodes but I haven't seen a dime yet. Frankly, the job's just not worth it. I have kids to feed. Here are some keywords I overheard from inside the closet that they keep me in. Wallet chain, Lit Coin? Some kind of insane milk pump. Reinventing closed captioning. Please send help.

Hello, dear listeners!  We here at WTBI have been a little busy lately, so we thought it would be a great idea to bring you some choice bits from the lifetime ago that was 2018! This is the second 'Best Of' episode, so you should definitely share this with anyone who you want to get on the WTBI train! In this episode: An Intro (After Dark), Nope - That's Trash!, How's Them Buboes?, Ubiquitous Finger, STD&Me, Chick-Fil-B, Neighbourly Juice, Insta-Food-Service Experience Pill, Teen Sweat, A Drop In The Ocean, A Bespoke Horror Film, and Gus's Gusty Chicken. Enjoy!

Hellloooo, young masters. Welcome to another episode of WTBI... This week is a verrrry speciaaalll episode, complete with awful irish accents, horrifying ideas, and a brand new segment that Kelsey keeps bombing out of the park. In this episode: Jarrett blasts some Ads, Kelsey gives a robot anxiety, Mark invents a new tasty treat, and John puts a terrifying spin on a classic movie franchise. Also in this episode: Tonguelings, Bangers and Mash, To The Nanner Born, Appliance Flock, Protest Rhythm, and 'Hugwealth' by Jimbo Cameroné

Hello, again, dear listener! We've got a fresh and ready, hot and pipin' episode for you! Don't mind the Roomba, they're just uhhhhhhhh really sad. They're fine though. Probably. Also, on a serious note: sorry for the microphone bumping sounds during the first 10 minutes! In this episode: Mark tests eggs the wrong way, Kelsey audits on behalf of the rainforest, John spices up The Great British Bake Off, and Jarrett precipitates the first human speciation event since we split from Neanderthals.  Also in this episode: 'Draculasaurus: The Land Before Twilight', Deliverables, Sad Roomba, Skittle Babies, Cure Cheese, and Bright Teeth

Hello, you beautiful listeners! We're happy to present to you this gift of a podcast, which happens to be very special: The Band Is Back Together. That's right! We've got the full, original cast (plus scale model human) back for an absolute banger of an episode. Poop stuff? Check. Morbid shit? Check. Jennifer? Check, check, and Czech. In this week's episode: Jarrett organizes a writing seminar that is completely trustworthy, Kelsey solves a burden of the flesh, John saves some money with this one, weird trick, and Mark vogues from 30,000 feet. Also in this episode: Missy Elliot's Day Trading, Baby Whiskey, Jenny from the Bloc, Toilet Oil, Blood Moose, and Rain Hearing.

Hello! Welcome to a very special episode of the WTBI podcast. Kelsey and John are currently "on Baby Duty", so we've invited friend of the podcast, Risa, to fill in. And, let me tell you: she delivered.  In this episode: Mark explains the difference between a lava lamp and a bong, Jarrett makes a work of art (that he must never show Father), and Risa lets the sun go down on her wrath. Also in this episode: Soup Spoon, Starry Night, Bear Eyes, Forecast Dolls, and Scribble Ghost.

Welcome listeners! Settle in for a classic episode that covers, well, quite a lot, actually.  In this episode: John usurps Ikea's furniture dominance, Mark solves pregnancy heartburn, Jarrett staves off sleep, and Kesley absolutely revolutionizes the transportation industry.  Also in this episode: Cheese talk, "How to Not Be a Sucka MC" cassette tape course, Harry Potter and The Great British Bake Off, Switched at Birth, Ghostgate, Grateful Fruit, Till Death* Do Us Part, and Don't Try To Teach Your Grandma To Suck Eggs

This, dear listeners, is a special one, and I really don't think that I need to explain to you why...  So why don't you get comfortable, lay back, and let us take you to funny town. And, you know, we wouldn't mind some reciprocation, if you'd be into that.  In this episode: Mark starts a pie related idea train, Kelsey throws a wet blanket into the mix, John employs some tangentially absurd marketing strategies, and Jarrett gets the goosh. ***HEADPHONE WARNING around 58 minutes!***

Happy Holidays, dear listeners! Sorry for being incommunicado for so long.... 2020, am I right? Here is our very special Christmas Episode of 2020! It's literally as much of a shitshow as you think it would be. In this episode, Mark makes the podcast unlistenable, Kelsey makes a brand new game (for nerds), Jarrett forecasts 6 Fridays next week, and John invents a legally distinct entity that definitely isn't Yu-Gi-Oh IRL. Also: Congrats to John & Kelsey for having their baaabbyyyy!!!!!!!!!! Also in this episode: Christmas Monster Mash, Adult Binky, A Scrooge McDuck Gritty Reboot, Blood Out of a Stone, My Kingdom for a Horse, Butter Suit, Dear Drawer, and Sweet Potato Quilt

Hello dear listeners! This episode has everything: embarassing stories, horrifying ideas, and some actual funny bits.  ;) In this episode: Kelsey exorcises some objects, Mark creates some "custom" macaroni, John constructs the bowling gauntlet, and Jarrett reveals his dark Sudoku secret. Also in this episode: EverSheet; Gobble Up Your Stink!, Scented Firewood, Waist Flesh, Dance Pear, Sneeze Coffer, Let There Be Light, Dead In The Water, Pony Up, Knock Into A Cocked Hat

Welcome back, dear listeners! To make up for last episode being a week late, we got a quality episode for you this week; some reeeeaaaaaal good stuff in here. No, seriously: it is a *banger*.   In this episode: Mark gets greasy, Jarrett takes the rains, Kelsey pushes shoe technology in a new direction,  and John takes swings at more than one multinational corporation.   Also in this episode: Terrifying Pregnancy Facts, ExCalipers, Carb-O-Nation, Company Cannon, Rhyme/Rind Powder, Satisfy Frog: Ribb't For Your Pleasure, Partner Beef, and Terrify Kettle.

Welcome to an extremely late episode of WTBI! Sorry about that, but I had to go to the hospital every time I tried to edit the outro. So... there's that... to look forward to.  UhhhhYEAYEAYEAYEAyeayeayeayeayeayeayeayea. ;)  In this episode: John dresses up some 5G towers, Mark makes the goodest app, Jarrett wears the pants in this house, and Kesley drifts the fucking PLANET. Also in this episode: The Laugh Phylactery, Love Dinosaurs, The Bee's Knees, and A LITERAL 15 MINUTE OUTRO THAT I PHYSICALLY COULD NOT CUT DOWN.

Welcome to this, is our most scatological episode yet! Which, uhhh, is saying something, I suppose.ANYWAY... In this episode: Mark makes an uncomfortable confession, Jarrett leaves his family stranded, John hides in the dairy fridge, and Kesley eats her friends. Also in this episode: Dump Step, Void Seat, Shhhhhhhit, Silver Suppose, Bright Egg, and Brothers Control.

Hey all! Welcome to episode 63, where we've lost track of time and also our footing in the fabric of reality.Enjoy! In this episode: Mark creates a vegetable monstrosity, John fires one off, Kelsey moots herself, and Jarrett does some improv work. Also in this episode: The Robert Pattinson Corner Hour, Hard Candy Pranks, Market Place, Smoke Look, and Potato Hole.

Hey, y'all! Come sidle up to the counter so we can serve you some hot, sweet, sticky podcast. You'll love it! (This episode is buck-wild) In this episode: Mark invents the least appealing fruit snack, Jarrett creates a more quantifiable diaper situation, John fixes toxic masculinity, and Kelsey burns our shame.  Also in this episode: Object Permamints, Chin-Ups, Overflow Rake, Ocean Drawer, Fly By The Seat Of Your Pants, The Ides Of March, and Purple Patch  

Welcome, listeners, to our second Guest Episode: we are joined this week by our longtime friend and listener, Risa, and we solve all her problems.Well, kind of.This episode is kind of like absentmindedly throwing a can of spray paint into a fire. Shit. Pops. Off.  In this episode: Mark scares off some birds, Kelsey won't pay $30 to watch a movie, John finds his favorite corn variant,Jarrett has a stamp plan, and Risa flips a table. Also in this episode: Celebrity Whack-a-mole, Demonstrate Sort, and Hot'N'Wet Bike Cleaning Service.  

  Why hello, I didn't see you there. Listen y'all: we got 2020'd. Hard. We'll get into it, but we're back and ready to bombard your ears with bad ideas and worse impressions. Well, good impressions. But good impressions saying horrible, horrible things. Sorry in advance! In this week's episode: Mark gets beaten to death by Jim Henson, Jarrett slips into something more comfortable, Kelsey creates a generation of nuisance kid detectives, and John dreams up A Quaidet Place. Also in this episode: Boxer Briefs, Best By, Endurable Crayon, Sun Toothbrush, Savory Underwear, Cobweb Boys, Nitty Gritty, and Uneasy Lies The Head That Wears The Crown

Well, listeners... it took 8 episodes, but quarantine has apparently reproduced the crucible-like conditions of graduate school that formed this podcast so many years ago: bottled creativity, anxiety, and a concerning amount of existential horror. Woof. In this episode: John bags a baby, Kelsey expands her bubble, Mark takes the silver medal, and Jarrett never gets off that bus. Also in this episode: Comfort "Food", Fidgét Spinner, Mannequin Skywalker, America Has Talent, Doctor In A Day, Time To Pay The Piper, Sponge Toad, Bear Smoke, Toe Partner, and Jelly Front.

Welcome dear listener, to Quarantine Episode #7, where we start to see marked deterioration of the hosts psyches.Not sure what that could possibly entail, given the nature of this podcast? Listen and find out! In this episode: Mark pitches some tents, Kelsey turns up the volume, Jarrett fries up some pancakes, and John does a 1080 into Heaven. Also in this episode: Historic Arctic Blast, Zero Tolerance Highways, Whip Bait, Go Out On A Limb, and Using A Sledghammer To Crack A Nut.

WTBI Episode 57: Milk Pocket Hello listeners! Welcome to yet another episode from quarantine! We're slinging hot ideas around over here, so watch your hea- ooooooohhhhh no. That hurt. Ooh that hurt big time. The tip juuuuuuuuuuussssst got me Odell. Oooooooooh my. In this episode: Mark has a fundamental misunderstanding, Kelsey gets a point in the win column, Jarrett keeps having to make the hard choice, and John does some social engineering. Also in this episode: Manbush, Hot Body Boxes, Sasqswatch, Rail Up, Cut To The Chase, Handbags at 10 Paces, Store Hook, and No, Duck!

Greetings, listeners!Our apologies for the delay on this episode: it needed a little more time in the oven.One of us definitely didn't completely forget about it.Nope. Anyway: grab a seat and tune in to a *chef's kiss* classic WTBI episode, with all the batshit-crazy ideas and sidesplitting goofs we could fit into an hour long podcast! In this episode: Jarrett looks to the future, John receives some bad news, Mark wishes on a monkey's paw, and Kelsey gets called out. Also in this episode: Night Kicks, Pandemic Cakes (Cooking with Coronavirus), Moldable Ear Buds, Mac of Cheese, The Ohm, Knife Cushion, Cloistered Range, Tree Goats, Parse Snips, and Teen Pipe.

Sometimes... sometimes recording these episodes is easy, and sometimes there's a lot of spinning wheels and wasted effort.Let us know in the comments what category you think this episode falls in! Call To Action! Brand Engagement! In this episode: Mark solves the oil shortage, but not global warming, Jarrett finds a way to satisfy his bread lust, John ruins his appetite for pizza, forever, and Kesley monopolizes fruit-based energy sources. Also in this episode: Teeth Jail, Comb Orange, Speak Bit, and Laid in Lavender.

Welp. We've lost it. Isolation has eroded our sanity, and this episode is our grim testament to its memory. Come, take a listen, and feel much more sane, by comparison! In this episode, Mark brings online dating to the real world, Kelsey creates a ghoulish situational comedy, John suggests a bean-based cereal, and Jarrett lubes a cube. Also in this episode: Space Thermostat (ft. Bixbo), Baby Shower Workshop, Zoom Bird, Thick Lids, Fence Kitten, and Pour Chicken.

This weeks episode will be the most fun you've had since the first time you booted up your Nintendo Sega. John lets us know that its not too late to become an Adult Prodigy, Kelsey (who is very online) revolutionizes the demolition and entertainment industries, we reconsider the beautiful combination of sport and theater, and we talk antioxidants with Extra Large Breath. Also featured: Air Gun Tag, Where There's Muck There's Brass, Easy Zoo, Dry Partner, Shame Map, Surprise Trousers, and Mighty Wilderness.

Hey, all you quarantined folks! Life got you down? Stressed out about *motions vaguely* everything? US TOO. Come, sit down, and have a laugh with us! This week, Jarrett gets an idea alley-oop from his Dad, Mark creates a surly hair golem, Kelsey creates a new drink that may or may not be consumed by kids, and John goes full nightmare by asking: what if man had whale teeth? Yikes. Also in this episode: Covid Corvids, Bread-Bag Tie Methodologies, Eversled, Chop Pot, Volcano Cup, and Man Wound.

Welcome to the most inspirational kids sports movie of 2020. Just kidding! Absolutely do not let your children listen to this. Under any circumstances! In this episode, Mark stops would-be pie thieves, Kelsey invents the cheapest/laziest method of moving your stuff, Jarrett creates the absolute WORST summer camp, and John changes the toilet-phone paradigm forever. Also in this episode: Pork-cano, Married Show, Paint Jelly, Book Throat, Time Flies, and Lincoln Lock Lawyer - Lock Lawyer at Large.

Hey folks! Welcome to our 50th(!) episode!!!! This one is an absolute delight, with all the fixin's: non-sequiturs, nigh completely inaccessible science talk, and an increasingly spicy Kelsey. In this episode: Mark owns a boat, John is all mouth and no trousers, Kelsey imagines a forest theme park full of beefcakes, and Jarrett floats like a butterfly, and breaks like a Fabergé Egg. Also in this episode: Glowball, Solar Pants, Spelling by Deduction, and Bath Sous Vide

Welcome to a very special episode of WTBI: our first ever Guest Episode!!! Come listen as the crew tries to help an actual listener, Caitlin, get Pint's Peak Ice Cream off the ground.  Spoiler Alert: the notion of cat-based dairy is brought up.  Sorry about that...   Also in this Episode: 'Bear Swim', 'Eat, Drink, and be Merry', and PokeBoats  

"An instant classic" "A triumphant return to form" "Better than your average podcast. Like, a firm 7.5? Maybe an 8. (inaudible) Yea, I'd recommend it, I guess" With made-up quotes like that, how could you not listen? In this episode: Jarrett solves the obesity problem, Mark makes another upsetting robot, John creates a much needed new holiday, and Kelsey comes up with the most buck-wild piece of clothing. Also in this episode: Taxanomicon, Bubble Shower, Connection Soda, and Eyes Vest.

This episode was a weird one, y'all. Kind of a lot of ephemeral, existential dread, but it turned out fine. Mostly. Kelsey dreams up a familiar yet LEGALLY DISTINCT animation company, John invents a horrifyingly convenient household appliance, Jarrett creates a discount airline that pretty much markets itself, and Mark finds out that he's one kid handshake away from certain death. Also in this Episode: Joyce Broadcast Realizations, Jail Wing, Effect Slip, March Sadness, and Corts, by Thonk.

Hello again!  This episode is late because, hoo boy, was it a doozy. This week: Kelsey concocts the perfect spy, Jarrett goes on an dating app frenzy, John creates the next great Olympic sport, and Mark calls out a multinational telecommunications company.  Doozy. Also in this episode: Groundhogging, New slang, Dangerous as a Doorknob, Merry Making Pan, Bright Midnight, and our New Year's Podcast Resolutions.  

Ho Ho Ho! Happy Holidays, dear Listeners! This is your terrible gift. We hope you like it! Jarrett invents a new style of protective headwear, Mark invents a contagious form of holiday cheer, Kelsey revolutionizes gravy boats, and John workshops the next hippopotamus-themed holiday film. Also in this episode: Grandfather Dolls, Sleepy Bucket Plum Pudding, and Cognac the perpetually drunk Barbarian. Also: John and Kelsey were being slowly surrounded by leaf blowers during the recording of this episode, so our apologies if the audio seems a little... well. You'll see. See you in 2020, friends, and thank you for being here with us.

Episode 43: the Special Season Finale of WTBI In a very special episode of WTBI, John, Kelsey, and Mark mourn the loss of their fallen friend, Jarrett. What happened? Where will our intrepid heroes go from here? Find out in the season finale of WTBI, this Friday at 5pm. JK! We are Jarrett-less but he is not dead. And this is not the season finale. UNLESS! No. It’s not. In this episode, John makes a delicious spin on marshmallows, Kelsey utilizes valuable z-direction space, and Mark invents an umami-ly amazing new sport. Also in this episode: a genetically modified hand massager, a new superhero franchise, the Man Nipple, a finale-only television series, and an orange that just won’t roll.

You know, that classic British saying. We channel some… let’s call it avant garde energy in this episode where John invents a soap that will tell you your personality, Mark invents a way to prevent that gross wet shower curtain feel, and Jarrett and Kelsey tag-team a magical story-telling bubble wand. Also in this episode: zipper crowd, extend lace, a nonstick pan with peel-able layers, gum-baid, Mark’s pet dog, Severus the big red, 3-headed dog, and a service that will send you snakes if you aren’t grateful enough to your parents.

Is this episode late? Yes. But listen, it’s not my fault, I had a bit of a boy in the walls situation. A very strange haunting, with lots of Cheeto dust and Mountain Dew. ANYWAYS in this episode, John invents a new Hot Pocket, Jarrett figures out where his friends are, Kelsey posits mooning as the newest form of expression, and Mark solves a common city problem in the most terrifying way. Also in this episode: 3D Etch-a-Sketch, a ~spoopy~ ghost problem, a translator to understand THE YOUTHS, a convenient way to tell Brenda you got beef with her taking your shorts, a panic-obliterating gum jabbar, and a halloween-only streaming service.

This episode is whalesome, heartworming fun for the whole family! Was that a typo? Probably! C’mon in, it’s nice and cozy in this all boyz episode. Mark makes the best room darkening anti-nightlight, Jarrett creates moving tattoos that are totally safe on airplanes, and John considers how the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are doing as middle-aged turtles (they’re not #thriving).   Also in this episode: Support Rabbits, Battle Kiss, Oatmeal School, and Jarrett re-reads old taglines. 

...if you're confused by what that means, that makes two of us! Join us in this episode, where Jarrett finds himself in a gold rush town, Mark creates a pan whose handle never gets hot (and solves global warming in the process), John discovers Michael Phelp's secret identity, and Kelsey sticks an afternoon bear on Jarrett.

Hello, dear listeners! I know that we don't usually do 'themed' episodes, but this one sort of turned out to center around the destruction of childhood. Enjoy!   In this episode, Jarrett breaks Guinness's monopoly on world records, Kelsey invents a sensory time machine, Mark ruins Pinocchio forever (sorry!), and John has the singular, most compelling idea Google never had; and they're coming for it.    Also in this episode: Sponge Muscle, Jar Calendar, Brothers' Throne, and Smash Snakes

Welp, with a title like that, there's really not much else to say. Join us as Kelsey ponders whether that was fireworks, thunder, or a gun, Jarrett needs to return a few things, Mark gets creeped out by a beloved politician, and John laughs all the way to the bank.   Also in this episode: Multidimensional Roomba, Lunch Oven, and Windows XP to the Soul.

Hey everybody! Sorry this episode is late: Mark is in New Mexico and, frankly, needs to get his shit together.   In this episode: Mark progresses corn biology, John introduces a new superhero to the WTBICU, Jarrett schemes for everyone to get fancy, and Kelsey takes our latest swing at solving the transportation problem.   Also in this episode: Hot Swap Buns, Heavy Toilet, Everyone Eats a Different Part of the Pig, First Come: Soft Serve

This one, I just... It's a lot. Prepare yourselves. And for the love of God, do not touch the Miquid Mumber.  This time around: Mark experiences some delicious body horror, Kelsey creates some ABBA-solutely quality educational musical content, John asks, "What would YOU do for a Klondyke bar?", and Jarrett probably should have called in sick.  Also in this episode: Goats from the Sheep, Pathetic Fifth, Skip Doll

Hello intrepid podcast explorers! Have a seat, and don't mind the non-Newtonian fluid that surrounds you: the flash freezing process will take but a moment. In this week's episode, the crew has a... umm... return to form, so to speak. Mark brings back 00's fashion, Jarrett has an a-maze-ing re-branding campaign for queues, John introduces a business that looks familiar, somehow, and Kelsey pulls the rating of this podcast back down to PG-13 with a single suffix.   Also in this episode: Cubik's Rube, PoundFoolish, Vertical Park, and LuftWagen.