Podcasts about sorry not

A greencard is NOT a fucking get out of jail free card. It is a contract that has RULES. you break the rules you go buh-bye. it's that simple. no due process. no crimes need to be committed. LIE on your forms and support terrorists YOU GET TO GO BE WITH THOSE TERRORISTS. And bring your hate spewing wife and anchor baby with you. Sorry NOT fucking sorry. So tired of this antisemitic bullshit. Go google the law and then talk to any greencard or visa holder. k. thanks. yalla. bye. thanks for listening. share it. support living artists. stand the fuck up and speak the fuck out.

Today we really get into another CONTROVERSIAL EPISODE. I had an encounter with a family member who tried to tell me how to live my life and how what I should be putting on my podcast! Sorry Not gonna Happen!https://www.timeshudsonvalley.com/wallkill-valley-times/Have Faith Let It Begin.... any prayer request email: angel@havefaithletitbegin.comWebsite: https://havefaithletitbegin.co...YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channe...Twitter: https://twitter.com/HaveFaithl...Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HFLIB...Mailing address P.O.Box 147 Walden NY 12586

Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart-------------------Really enjoyed this episode even though I have absolutely ZERO respect for Giles Champman or whatever the fuck this tumor of a man is called. That's just a taste of the mutual bullying in this episode. Hope you can stomach it all.I was briefly on two different anti-depressants this week and I think you can hear how high I am. Even more interrupty than usual. Sorry/Not sorry.You love it.PS - The song at the end is called 'My Party'-------------------If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello-------------------Produced by Drew ToynbeeCopyright 2024 Nico Tatarowicz

On this episode: Nats 2021 Pre-match with guests!! • Welcome to Day 1 of our Low Cap Nationals Podcasting Marathon! • We cover some new products, LowCap Nats predictions, and CCC's with our housemates. • Sorry/Not sorry in advance to any revolver shooters...

Welcome back to the show that never ends.New year New Fun.Here comes your Top 11…. By oTHer Means?-Ain’t nobody got Time for that.-Don’t bite the Hand-Love thy Neighbor-Don’t whIZZ on the electric fence…. For the CityiotsDon’t Shit WHERE? Along with a load from the Robot Bartender.…and so on and so on…………………….How about a deep dive from Kiss, thank you Preacher Man!!!Scooter says….. DEAR GOD, thank you XTC.Should we we make the Pod cast GREAT again?So if the joke of the week is too much……SorrY NOT sorry.Preacher Man says “Big Tech Can SUCK IT”Is 230 coming back around? Should it?Is there a war around the corner?Nancy Pelosi remains the Speaker of the house.Here come the caravans from Honduras.The Michigan AG has been filing charges over the Flint water crisis.Joe Biden new COVID plan will only cost us $1.9 Trillion… I’ll Take 2.Weiss markets are recalling there ice cream because of their new topping.

In Episode 29, Bradford and Craig tackle five more (mostly) baseball topics.1. Grand Junction Snubs: Nolan Arenado wants out of Colorado, because, well, Jeff has been very disrespectful2. A Fish Tale: If last week wasn't weird enough, here's some spurious Mike Trout/HGH rumors.3. Sorry NOT sorry: The Astros PR brilliance continues.4. The King in the South: Felix Hernandez heads to Atlanta for some reason.5. During Jeter Week, no less: Hopefully the last discussion of Derek Jeter's Hall of Fame case ever.Five and Dive is listener-supported, you can join our Patreon at patreon.com/fiveanddive. If you want to get in contact with the show, the e-mail address is fiveanddive@baseballprospectus.com. Our theme tune is by Jawn Stockton. You can listen to him on Spotify and Apple MusicSpotify: http://bit.ly/JawnStockton_SpotifyApple Music: http://bit.ly/JawnStockton_AM

191101 우리가사랑할수록 선곡표 sig)Sleeping Beauty (End of the World x EPIK HIGH) - End of the World, 에픽하이(EPIK HIGH) 1) 사월이 지나면 우리 헤어져요(Beautiful goodbye) - 첸(CHEN) 2) 하고 싶던 말(Sorry Not sorry) - 첸(CHEN) 3) 먼저 가 있을게(I'll be there) - 첸(CHEN) 4) 꽃(Flower) - 첸(CHEN) 5) 고운 그대는 시들지 않으리 - 첸(CHEN) 6) 널 안지 않을 수 있어야지 - 첸(CHEN) 7) 잘 자요 - 첸(CHEN)

This week your Relationship Gurus are joined by the lovely ladies of the "Sorry Not, Sorry" Podcast (SNS), Jenni and Jionne. In this episode SNS Podcast & your gurus discuss the craziest lie they ever believed because of love, if arguing can be healthy in relationships, Tanks interview on Angela Yee's Lip Service podcast, the controversy over Always pads, & of course we have another question for this weeks #HeyWillaWednesdays. Grab a drink, grab a seat, sit back, relax, & ENJOY!!! Don't forget to subscribe to our Youtube Channel NOW to get notified when NEW VIDEOS DROP!!! (link in bio) Sorry Not Sorry Links & Handles Ig: @jennifdb @jionne.mc Website: anchor.fm/sorry-not-sorry --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/willawednesdays/support

It's been a short week and we've had a rare spot of very nice weather here in the UK. That meant we were too busy eating Calypsos and wearing handkerchiefs over our scalps. But we didn't roll our trouser legs up. That would be daft. So we cut together some clips from the last few episodes to keep up appearances. If Vice can rehash articles on social media, we can rehash moments we enjoyed from Season 2. Regular programming to return next week. Sorry/Not sorry.

Today I sit down with the amazing Sarah Van Tassel. Sharah hails from Edmonton, Alberta Canada. She is a marketing and Communications Director. She has a BA in Film Studies from uff A and is passionate about all form of storytelling. We talk Fyre Festival , "The Favorite", "Sorry Not to Bother you", "Kim's Convenience" and much more! Thanks Sarah

As the title suggests, this episode is mostly character development. Sorry? Not sorry? Either way, there are characters, and they DO get developed a little; do with that what you will. Paula decides that OSLO has a new trouble aspect, Weston decides that Henry doesn’t completely hate the accounting department, and Mikkel pitches a really, REALLY bad idea for TED. Featuring: Mikkel Sandberg (https://twitter.com/mikkelhsandberg), Paula Chew, Peter Freeby (https://twitter.com/peterfreeby), and Weston Mangin. Music: Time Drift by Cloud Revolution https://www.premiumbeat.com/royalty_free_music/songs/time-drift https://www.premiumbeat.com/artists/cloud-revolution Follow Friend Quest on social media Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/friendquestpod Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/friendquestpod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/friend-quest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/friend-quest/support

    Gordano!   Today is gonna be the day That they're gonna throw it back to you By now you should've somehow Realized what you gotta do I don't believe that anybody Feels the way I do, about you now Back beat, the word was on the street That the fire in your heart is out I'm sure you've heard it all before But you never really had a doubt I don't believe that anybody Feels the way I do about you now And all the roads we have to walk are winding And all the lights that lead us there are blinding There are many things that I Would like to say to you but I don't know how Because maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me And after all, you're my latest Sorry Not in Service podcast etc and so on...

Gordano!   Welcome you hoary old dogs to this extra special Sorry Not in Service podcast. 'Why so special?' We hear you splutter as you finish off your 4th pint of beefshake. Well, it features not one, not two, but TWO of your regular presenters PLUS the extraordinary comic stylings of our brother Richard. He really is a #ultramegadude and a mean compiler of all things.   We discuss Richard's Top 5, his advice for Simon about child rearing, and our memories of Richard's yute/yoot/yout (delete as correct). We also neatly put the PodPodCageCage feature to bed.   Some might call this the most self indulgent Sorry Not in Service ever, but they would be fools to do so because they are doofuses. You wouldn't want to be a doofus now would you?   Gordano!

Gordano!   Dear competition winner. You have been selected ENTIRELY AT RANDOM to receive a complimentary Sorry Not in Service podcast. It is both lightweight and Ab enhancing. Furthermore, for ease of use you can listen to it using your ears.   All that we ask from you in return is that you are kind about us to your friends and kin, and overlook the poor audio quality / poor audio found within. One of us was ill and the other was in a funk. See if you can work out which was which.   In many ways it was the perfect level of incompetence and disinterest in our listeners to mark our 100th podcast.   Gordano!

Gordano!   Person A: 'Fancy meeting you here, you're looking well. Have you had a nose job?'    Person A: 'I thought so.'   Person A: 'Yes, Dr Dexter is a marvel with a scalpel isn't he? Anyway, must dash, I've got a baked potato in the oven and it won't butter, cheese, tuna mayo and side salad itself now will it?'   Person A: 'Actually, just before I pop off can I give you the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast? It's Podcast 3 (see title) and is 42 minutes long. Yes you're right, that IS one minute less cumbersome than a PodCage podcast. It's got a dog, an Audio Pictionary competition, Will not being drunk and some admin in it. It really is the full ticket.'   Person A: 'What's that?'   Person A: 'You'll treasure it forever?'   Person A: 'That's right, you will.'   Person A: 'Now bugger off.'   Corpse A: *continued reverential silence*   Gordano!

Gordano!   Check you out with your internet connection. Ooooh la-di-daa, aren't you just Lord/Lady Muck with your cutting edge technology? Well Lord/Lady Muck, we are your humble servants and will bow and scrape to you and your every whim.   Speaking of which, that whim you had to download and listen to a nice fresh Sorry Not in Service podcast has been fulfilled. Here it is!    In this one, Simon has doubled his initial outlay on the home studio in an effort to improve the audio quality, with the inevitable consequences (it is worse). Will tells us about his Darty Party, we review PodCage in PodPodCageCage and we hear from the voice of reason, Tooty Baghorn.   All in all, it's 59 minutes of your life that you won't get back. Like every other minute you've ever had.   Gordano!

Gordano!   Look! It's shiny! It's new! It's a 10radio-less Sorry Not in Service podcast!   Actually, on closer inspection - while it is a 10radio-less Sorry Not in Service podcast, and it is new, maybe we're over selling it's shininess. It's a dull coloured, slightly scraggy, rough at the edges podcast with poor quality audio equipment and two flailing hosts trying to make sense of their surroundings and having an existential crisis with bells on.   But fear not! There are no bears in your bathroom and the content of the podcast is still just about palatable.   Just like the world, it will get better. Or fizzle out, just like the world.   Gordano!

Gordano!   Well butter my sandwiches if it isn't the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast*   In this one we make an announcement, discuss our beloved Queen's strong arm, botch the weather, eat some food stuffs and bugger the Varmints ('s start of their show).   It's jam packed. Much like our sandwiches.   To listen to the more bloated version of the show with all the pop music in it, go to mixcloud.com   Gordano!   * it is

Gordano!   Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.    That’s right, it’s the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast, resplendent in jewels and smelling of polos. In this one, we get historical, drunk, arrogant, challenged, visited by a generous benefactor and keen for exoneration from an infant.   If you'd like to hear the version with the pop music, go to mixcloud.com. For the secret to everlasting beetroot, go to sorrynotinservice.com   Gordano!

Gordano!   Make no bones about it, this is a podcast. So how would you even do that? Now that we're all in agreement, welcome to the Sorry Not in Service podcast and it's the return of the original lineup! That's right, Simon and Will back in the studio for the first time in two months for one last pay cheque.   In this one, we discuss the biggest things that have happened to us in the months since our last show. For Will it was a caravanning holiday and buying some jumpers, for Simon it was finding himself in a situation where the amount of credit that a financial services provider might offer him is lowered because he now has to tick the box 'do you have any dependants?' on application forms.   Much radio ensued and was then smeared all over the internet.   For the version with the pop music, go to mixcloud.com. For twenty £, go to a reverse charity event.   Gordano!

Gordano! Due to childbirth based circumstances there was no Sorry Not in Service broadcast on the 28th October. But because we have a keen grasp of where our priorities lie, that was not going to stop us recording a place-holder podcast (this podcast) It's not immediately clear when we'll be back to our normal schedule but just know this: you dear listener are our number one priority and nothing will get in the way of you and your need for entertainment. We'll ask you to think about that when Simon's marriage falls apart and he is estranged from his child because of you and your demands. Gordano!

Gordano! And may the Lord be your salvation. Also, here's the very first Sorry Not in Service podcast of November 2016, not only that but it's got a special guest host, not only that but it's a Carnivorrrr special! That's right, it just keeps getting better and better. You are well within your rights to be salivating as much as you are. Best get listening before you get forcibly removed from the internet computer booths at the library. To hear the version of the show with all of the Carnivorrrrr songs on it, go to mixcloud.com. To buy your physical or imaginary copy of Carnivorrrr's second album go to carnivorrrr.bandcamp.com. To receive your OBE for services to sultanas, go to carnivorrrr.bandcamp.com Gordano!

Gordano! Welcome to the all new rebranded Sorry Not in Service! From here on in we are going to be your all time favourite Missy Elliott themed podcast, providing you with all the latest news and stats regarding the hit rapstress. As a special bonus to you, here’s a stat for free: Missy Elliott is NOT Elliott Smith’s niece. Pop that in your scrap book and smoke it. A few other things to pop in your scrap book (before or after the inferno) is our brand new feature Birds or Bridges, and all the other new stuff in our super special rebranded show (e.g. the new theme tune). For your chance to win death bed redemption, go to sorrynotinservice.com Gordano!

Gordano!  A short play about the NHS: Patient: Doctor doctor! I feel like a microwave! Doctor: Oh for FFS sake! Stop wasting my time with these absurd complaints. I’m sick of it. I genuinely had someone in earlier telling me they felt like a pair of curtains. It took all my inner strength not to stab them in the eyes with this scalpel. Get out! Patient leaves through window Doctor presses intercom Doctor: Miriam, can you cancel the rest of my appointments please and get me a brandy, doc’s got one of his migraines coming. Oh, and while you’re in the secret cupboard, could you fetch me the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast please? I need to feel better about myself. Thanks Miriam. Scene. If you’d like to feel less like a washed up old bag of post-it notes and more like the good doctor above (or indeed her very attractive assistant Miriam) then you've done the right thing by downloading this podcast, to listen to the version with the pop music on then go here. To print off your very own hang gliding proficiency certificate, then go to sorrynotinservice.com. Gordano!

Gordano! 48 year old male with GSOB (good sense of Beef) would like to meet an person for fishing trips, religious awakenings, car park scuffles, bad ideas for wet weekends and maybe more/less. Also, a real deal breaker for me would be an interest in the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast. Must be keen on birthday presents for others, throwaway and potentially regrettable mentions of atrocities, mossy bottoms and misc content. If interested in meeting me, go to iTunes or sorrynotinservice.podbean.com. If after our first date you fancy seeing more of me then go to mixcloud.com. If you’re REALLY in to me, and would like to see me with my kit off, fully exposed and ready for action, go to sorrynotinservice.com. Gordano!

Gordano! Person A: Please may I have a bar of Snickers please? Person B: Certainly Person A: How much is it? Person B: 60p Person A: That seems a little steep Person B: It is what it is, if you want them cheaper then you're probably better served going to a large supermarket chain who have the buying power to bring in stock for a much cheaper rate and pass that on to the customer. Sure, it's less money but all you're really doing is lining the pockets of big business and somewhere along the way, someone will be feeling the pinch. Buy it here and you're boosting the local economy. The admittedly higher mark up in my shop will be reinvested in the community in one way or another be it the staff I employ or the local man who cleans my windows. Person A: Makes sense, I'll do my best. Trouble is, I don't have 60p. All I have is 34p and this Sorry Not in Service podcast. Person B: I'll take the podcast and you can have as many Snickers as you want. That podcast is flipping ace. It's got What's Tom Up To Tom on it from off of the smash podcast PodCage. Person A: Seems like a fair deal, I've also got the version with the pop music on it from mixcloud.com Person B: You can have my daughter as well if you give me that. Person C: Sorry, couldn't help overhearing. Why do you keep the Snickers behind the counter? Scene Gordano!

Gordano! Welcome along you jerk. You feckless idiot, you bum note, you dreadful nectarine. Look at you, you’re a disgrace and I never want to see you again. Only joking! You’re great and can I have a pint of lemonade please? Tell you what, I’ll swap you a pint of lemonade for the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast. It’s the height of summer so the hosts are in a dreadful state and wearing down the exclamation mark that sits atop the self destruct button. That said, there’s crowd pleasers such as football, pink hotels and sitting in disused boats so it’s not all bad. If you’d like to hear the version with all pop music and that, go to mixcloud.com. If you’d like to sleep with hedgehogs in a biblical sense, go to sorrynotinservice.com Gordano!

Gordano! How delightful to see you! You're looking like a billion dollars! That suit is spectacular, your shoes are dynamite and you hair smells ultra wicked. You're the full package, and I love you. Now, we need to talk about this whole gross misconduct situation. Before we do though, let's listen to the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast. It's all attractive as you are. It's got anti terrorism, pro TV guides, VERY pro hedge trimming tales and VERY BIG pro hair and beauty tips on it. So, we'll do that and then we'll fire you. To listen to the show with all the pop music, doff your cap to mixcloud.com. To win the chance to tickle a vicar, go to sorrynotinservice.com Gordano!

Gordano! Have you got your voting card with you? Thank you… Oh. You know it’s not appropriate to scrawl your voting intentions in blood all over the card don’t you? Also, I don’t think there’s an option to vote for ‘My Trousers Will Be Your Redemption’. All things considered, you’ve botched voting. Let’s hope the rest of the country doesn’t. Just in case they do, here’s the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast which should offer some light relief. It’s got very few references to any kind of EU referendum, a smattering of baby chat, advice from Will about public confrontations, a couple of snippets about the referendum, household maintenance tips, a bit on the EU vote and two mentions of terrible vengeance. Put simply, it’s a two hour radio broadcast, edited together in the early hours of the morning and uploaded to the internet on a Saturday. To listen to the version of the show that contains the pop music, wend your merry way to mixcloud.com. To have your chin tickled by a robotic Luther Vandross, go to sorrynotinservice.com Gordano!

Gordano! You again? Didn't we make it perfectly clear last time that you're not welcome? We didn't? We were very polite and made you feel perfectly at ease? Oh dear. Well in that case come in, leave your scythe at the door and we'll just try to forget about all the unpleasantness from the first two sentences. Just mind that you don't interfere with the cat again. If it will help to smooth things over further, here's the latest podcast from Sorry Not in Service (us). Not only is it incredibly arrogant to force this upon you, but it's also full to the brim of exciting announcements, fearful denouncements, a welcome return by What's Tom Up To Tom, the death of some creatures and other content padding out an allotted time slot on a radio station. To stream the version with all the pop music, go to mixcloud.com. To learn how to make your hair sentient, go to sorrynotinservice.com. Gordano!

Gordano! Oi! You! Get the hump out of my garden! I don't care if you're from the council, you shouldn't be doing that. It's not right. I couldn't give a monkeys if it's tradition. If I've told you once, I've told you a million billion times, those Fuchsias are not for you to weave into pants. If you need something to mask your indecency in public then might I suggest this Sorry Not in Service podcast. It's got great big tales of William's trips to the coast that will act as a gusset, it's got super soft information about spider management that is kind to your skin, and a wonderfully absorbent re-enactment of the battle of Agincourt that will cover up your inevitable mis-haps. Pop it on and know me better man. If you'd prefer some larger, more unwieldy audio underwear then go to mixcloud.com to listen to the show with all the pop music on it. Or go to sorrynotinservice.com to download some full length long-johns. Gordano!

Gordano! Here's a bit of psychological horse play to kick things off: Quickly re-arrange the following words into a sentence:  Have floundering beef blunder grand flippers of an to horse cauliflower phonebox so can drubbing. Well isn't that revealing? We always thought you were a dangerous person with an unhealthy grudge against the clergy and/or logging companies. Delve further into the results and it turns out that deep within your mind hole you are desperate for the latest podcast from Sorry Not in Service. Well isn't this your lucky day? Yes is the answer to that question. In this show, there a tale from NOT A RACIST about his NOT INFIDELITY LADEN trip to Ireland, news of what he left behind, Will's recent interaction with children on bikes, dead dogs and Rob and loads of other things that you will hear if you've got the guts. To listen to the version with the pop music on it go to mixcloud.com. For a full system flush, go to sorrynotinservice.com Gordano!

Gordano! A question for you: Where the hell do you get off? I mean really, you turn up here all disheveled with your bobs and your bits hanging out. You clearly haven't showered for weeks, your clothes have swears written all over them and your breath smells of iron ore. You're a disgrace. That said, you are slap bang in the middle of the Sorry Not in Service demographic so you have at least come to the right place. Here is the podcast of that self same show (see words 12-15 of this paragraph) that went out on the Crumpteenth of Bloatember Fourteen Angsty Flounce. It's got all sorts on it, including: catchprases! tv listings! familial reparations! botched human interactions! pub! and misc! If you'd like to listen to the version that has the pop music on it, go to mixcloud.com. For a list of all the numbers that exist, go to sorrynotinservice.com. Gordano!

Gordano! Imagine the scene: you're wearing a hat, and then an Ostrich bites your index finger. Not very nice is it? Well quit breaking into Ostrich farms with hats on and these things will stop being of any concern to you. Other things that you can stop worrying about is where you're going to get your next Sorry Not in Service podcast from (it's here). It's got some big questions, some big erotic house inspections, some big respect for mothers and an opportunity to win free mental health assistance. Make no bones about it, it is a radio broadcast converted into an electronic format and then uploaded onto the Internet in two formats. To hear the version that has all the music on it (which is VERY French boogie heavy), go to this mixcloud.com. If you'd like a doctorate in Jenga then grow up. Gordano!

Gordano! Oh my OMG! It's YOU again! We haven't seen you since you did that 24 hours sponsored fistfightathon. You were such an aggressive judge that day. Good to see you in more sanguine mood. In an effort to keep you chipper, here's the Sorry Not in Service show from xxxxxxxx (pick a date, it really doesn't matter).  This one's a tour de France! We've got social mis-steps, a gradual takeover of mainland Europe (careful now), a touching but also incredibly dis-tasteful eulogy, an enormous Pelican, the adventures of Will and his friend Norbert and blah blah blah, yadda, yadda, so on and so forth.... Just listen to it and write your own list of what's included. To listen to the version with all the pop music on it, go to mixcloud.com. If you'd like to see exclusive up-trouser shots of Ian Woosnam, go to sorrynotinservice.com Gordano!

Gordano!Congratulations on your purchase. That is a spectacular pair of stockings. Why not compliment them with a listen to the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast? You're too busy? Nonsense. Hunker down and have a listen. This one is busy as HECK, the ace pop starlet Carnivorrrr (carnivorrrr.bandcamp.com) is in the studio playing songs from his forthcoming second album, we have an audience of 5 specially invited guests who won our competition AND there is an election of sorts.So with all that in mind, we're sure you'll agree that the emergency tracheotomy can wait and that pressing play is the best course of action.If you'd like to hear the version with all the non Carnivorrrr music on it, then go to mixcloud.com. For gift ideas for Pancake day, go to sorrynotinservice.com.Gordano! 

Gordano! My goodness me, that clothes really looks good on you. Might I suggest a slight alteration? No? OK, suit yourself (sort of a joke if you squint at it). Now the hilarity has subsided, welcome to the Sorry Not in Service podcast from a bit of the past. You will be delighted to know that it is the following things: Genuinely the best bits Shorter than normal Fully upholstered Breathable  Made entirely of technology For the longer format (WHICH INCLUDES POP MUSIC) go to mixcloud.com. To learn about etiquette when talking to an Earl, go to sorrynotinservice.com. Gordano!

Gordano!It's good to see someone is sticking to their new year's resolution of being devilishly handsome and less of a . Well done, keep it up.In the spirit of being less of a we'd like to present you with this, the first podcast of twenty6teen from Sorry Not in Service. Innit (in it) you will find plenty of anecdotes that could land us in hot water should they fall into the wrong hands, dentists, SPORT!, live draws, and shaming (see title, picture and content).More than enough content there to distract you from falling back into the 2015 persona that marked you out as a complete .To listen to the long form version of the show with all the pop music onnit (on it) go to mixcloud.com. For scale drawings of Monty Don's rippling biceps, go to sorrynotinservice.com.Gordano!

Gord crispus Day! No?Quick! Open it! Open it! You are going to be so pumped when you open it! Do you want me to help? OK, OK, i'm just really excited to see your face when you open it! Well, what do you think? Oh. No, I sort of understand. I'm sorry. It felt like a good idea. No, there is no receipt, I got it from an alley man.Well maybe this will make things better - it's the podcast of the Sorry Not in Service crispus special, broadcast on the crispus day! It has swearing, and live music and presents, and anecdotes and words, and enough bonhomie to sink a ship and kill 17 sailors.If you want, you can listen to the show with all the pop music on it at mixcloud.com, or you could find out whether Jesus preferred eggs or Golden Grahams for breakfast at sorrynotinservice.comIs that better? Good. Can I have my change now please?Gordano!

Gordano!Saddle up your Donkey (having first resuscitated it), we're going on a Sorry Not in Service ride.There is all sorts to enjoy: enough vitamin D to cure what ails you, tales of parties and dentists, a study of why Will is good at his job, horoscopes, OMEGA 5! Two scripted bits, and other dialogue, all converted into an audio format suitable for uploading and then subsequently downloading from an internet, and put in your face.To listen to a longer version of this thing eye eee with all the pop music on it, go to mixcloud.com. For a comprehensive report on your failures, speak to the HR department.Gordano!www.sorrynotinservice.comwww.justgiving.com/sorrynotinservice

Gordano!Thank goodness you're here. You have no idea how pleased we are to see you. I'm sorry that it was such a late phone call and I know you were busy with the Christening, but these shoe laces won't tie themselves. Oooh, while you're here, get your listening tackle around the latest Sorry Not in Service broadcast. It's got the usual ACE hosts on it PLUS a lean, mean gestation machine. That right, our mother, the wonderful Jo Lea is/was in the studio, regaling us with tales of how we became so cool, how clever and handsome we are and why all the other mothers are such losers. There is also a section from the Mother's Guide to First Aid.Furthermore, news of an exciting competition linked to our charity crispus album which can be got here: justgiving.com/sorrynotinservice.For the version of this thing with the pop music, go to mixcloud.com. For advice on what to do and say when confronted with a monster, go to sorrynotinservice.com.Gordano!

Gordano! I'm not even joking anymore, you really need to stop calling. Your voice is stupid and your use of the phrase 'i've got me fluster on' is really getting on my wick. So for the last time, which emergency service do you require? Police? Fine. Before I put you through, I must tell you about the latest broadcast from Sorry Not in Service. It's got A BRAND NEW AND EXCITING REGULAR FEATURE ON IT, some body parts, hot science and actual dogs. Along with the above there is also A CHANGE TO THE PROCESS OF ORDERING THE SOON TO BE No.1 CRISPUS ALBUM. BRACKETS JUSTGIVING.COM/SORRYNOTINSERVICE END BRACKETS. Sorry, fell asleep on the caps lock there. To hear the bulbous version with the pop music on it, go to mixcloud.com. To learn how to make cup a soups in just an afternoon, go to sorrynotinservice.com Gordano!

Gordano! At no point did we say this was a fancy dress event. Oh. Well this is awkward. Tell you what, why don't you pop those clothes off and then sit down for dinner. Fancy dress or no fancy dress, it is quite off-putting. Now that we're all singing from the same hymn sheet, welcome along to the Sorry Not in Service show that was broadcast on the such and such of so and so, 2015. It's a hum dinger and no mistakin'. As the title suggests, we're joined on the show by the incredible man who tells you what he is up to, and his wonderful lady chum partner who can see what he's up to, and doesn't seem to mind. Learn all about Tom and his past, his relationship with Simon and the films that were until recently on at the cinema that he works in. Not only that but you can hear all about our exciting new charity record. Go to sorrynotinservice.bandcamp.com for details. For the feature length version, go to mixcloud.com. For a roll of marzipan, go to sorrynotinservice.com. Gordano!

Gordano! What the hell is that on your face? I'm serious, get it off at once. This is a WH Smiths, not a knocking shop. Pleasantries aside, welcome to the Sorry Not in Service show broadcast to you, the public on the blah blah blah of so and so. Within it (Winnit) is the usual waffle and dorb plus some actual Polish language, Will's adventures with water, a link that got totally out of hand and some much needed advertising for a supermarket. It's like rubbing gravel in your ears but in a good way (is there any other?). To hear the above but with that appalling pop music, you can go to mixcloud.com. If you'd like to find out where the police are hiding your curling tongs then go to www.sorrrynotinservice.com (but make sure you spell sorry with only 2 'r's in it). Gordano

Gordano! Where have you been hiding all my life? Seriously, I think you're fit. Welcome along to the Sorry Not in Service podcast of the show that was broadcast on the 18th September in a year. This show is probably our most sensual yet - it's all kiss this, and kiss that and then kiss that again. It's also got rude words and names of body parts in it too.  in the interests of safety, it is probably best to don a sheath before listening. Aside from that, the show also had some other things on it which if you listen to it, you will hear. It's as simple as that. If you'd like to hear the show with the music all over it, then we must insist that you go to mixcloud.com. Oh, and go to sorrynotinservice.com for your cut out and keep guide to Oswestry.  Gordano!

Gordano!And don't worry about not having an invite, you look enough like him not to arouse suspicion and we're sure you'll make a lovely couple anyway.Now, on to business. Simon (from off of Sorry Not in Service) clambered aboard Alice, 10Radio's outside broadcasting van at the Wiveliscombe Street Fair and done an hour all by himself. Regular listener's will be delighted to hear that Barry & Dr Colin were interviewed on air, irregular listeners will be baffled by this turn of events as Simon fails to give even a basic explanation as to who they are.Aside form this, there's news of forthcoming (although you've missed them now) events at the 10 Parishes Festival, a man with a beef and some biscuits.You couldn't/shouldn't ask for more.Gordano!

Gordano! Make yourself comfortable and then wipe up after yourself. Here’s the broadcast that the ace team from Sorry Not in Service has done (in the past). There is all sorts going on: A phone call, a language problem, customer service, Cornwall and grubby content. If the Queen dug podcasts then she would definitely dug this one the most. Make no bones about it, while this is an hour of your life you will never get back, it is also an hour of your life that you wouldn’t even want back anyway so everyone is a winner. To listen to the show with the music on it, go to mixcloud.com. To find out what you would look like if you had Martin Bashir’s body then go to sorrynotinservice.com Gordano!

Gordano! And what a sight you are, all togged up to the nines. You really do scrub up well. That said, I’m not convinced the drawing on your face of Fred Durst is entirely appropriate for a funeral. Still, who are we to judge? And speaking of Fred Durst, here is the podcast of the Sorry Not in Service show that went out on the 21st Aug 20FIFTEEN. It was Simon’s birthday the day before, so merriment is in the air. Also in the air, is a Caravan countdown, more correspondence from Tooty Baghorn, Will’s singing tales, Fly swatting and some very special news about a very special Bovine beauty. It’s literally a show that could be described as a radio broadcast uploaded to the internet. To listen to the fuller version of the show with the pop music still loitering around, go to mixcloud.com. If you need your inside leg measured, then pop over to sorrynotinservice.com. Gordano!

Gordano!Slightly misleading title perhaps. Regardless (and it's probably time for you to stop banging on about it) here is the podcast of the Sorry Not in Service show originally broadcast on the day that it was, near the year it was in too.It has got all sorts of essential ingredients in it (innit) including the discovery of some ancient artefacts, anecdotes that perhaps shouldn't have been told, Will's shorter and curlies and so So SO much more (hyperbole).If you'd like to hear the full length version of the show, then pop your little rear end to mixcloud.com. If you need to know how to rid your house of the stoats that seem to have made themselves at home recently, go to www.sorrynotinservice.comGordano!

Gordano!Welcome to the podcast. Come on in, make yourself at home. Oh, you have. Well, we don't tend to do THAT at home. Not fully clothed anyway. OK, well I suppose variety is the spice of life.Now that you’ve made yourself comfortable (again, it’s fine, I just wish you’d warned us first) have yourself a listen to the Sorry Not in Service show, let loose on June the 21 in 20 fifteen.There are tales from a Druid fest, a taste test, rhymes, events, grubby Hanx and the usual Barry Somers that you’ve all come to expect.In the words of Angela Rippon: ‘It is jeffing ace, you massive prick’.If you’d like to get your grubby little ears on the version of this show that's got all pop music in it, then go to mixcloud. For tips on how to fast track Aunt Helga’s inheritance money arriving, then go to sorrynotinservice.com.Gordano!

Gordano! You can stop looking down the back of your disgusting sofa, you’ve found it - it’s the latest podcast from Sorry Not in Service, the people Angela Merkel has called ‘Der finest broadcasters since sliced bread’. In this podcast you will be OVERJOYED to find a sweary What’s Tom Up to Tom, some 10 parish activities to keep your whistle nicely whetted, an American life that will quite literary knock your socks up, news of an abdominal growth and Simon’s latest adventures in the world of erotic merchandise. It truly is a period of time that was broadcast on a local radio station in April and subsequently uploaded to the internet. To get hold of the full show mit (german) the pop music, go to mixcloud.com. To learn about the Cretaceous period in bitesize chunks, go to www.sorrynotinservice.com. Gordano!

Gordano! Sorry we're late, we were busy practicing our ace martial arts skills in the car park and lost track of the time. In this special edition of Sorry Not in Service, our host numbers are down by a cool 50% as Simon was off gallivanting in a city, but fear thee not as William was on hand to save the day as ’twere. This show contains some cutting edge adverts, VAT advice, a kind of lullaby, some horoscopes and 4 times the recommended daily dose of custard creams. Yum. If you'd like to spend more time in Will's company, go to his house. Or if you are bashful, listen to the longer version on mixcloud.com. It has the pop music on it. For an essay on making the most of this year's hazelnut harvest, go to sorrynotinservice.com Gordano!

Gordano! Welcome along to the birthday party. What do you mean you haven't brought a gift along? For FFS sake. You are so unthoughtful. Go and sit in the larder with the others and think about what you have/haven't done. While you're in there, why not listen to the latest podcast from Sorry Not in Service? It's got some troubling gifts, a review of that London, a toe that is dipped into Tom's lifestyle, an emotional poem and some horoscopes, and some other misc. You won't regret it, and your parents will think more of you for doing it. Win win win. To hear the show fat with pop music (this version results in even more wasted time) go to mixcloud.com. For photos of the events of this show and a video of the London Review, go to sorrynotinservice.com. Gordano!

Gordano! And I thought we told you this was a black tie event? Never mind, you might as well come in. Furthermore, this is the latest show from the folks that do all Sorry Not in Service and that on 10radio.  This show has got all sorts going on: There's the Horoscopes, Tom Tracking and Junk Mail but also some jeffing exciting news regarding Gordano the cow, the raising and resolving of an upcoming awkward social moment for Simon, rogue ladies, Knowles (Nick) bashing and Bieberphiles. It's packed (like when Will's got his Bulge Enhancing Unit attached). If you'd like to hear this show with all the pop music unceremoniously left in, then pop off to mixcloud or sorrynotinservice.com.  Gordano!

Gordanoel! Here lyeth the 2014 crispus special of Sorry Not in Service - the ultimate way to celebrate the birth of the Mr. Jesus. Under the tree (in the show) we have hot gift exchange action, the finest crispus cracker jokes this side of sliced bread, a review of the Downton Abbey crispus special, what’s crispus Tom up to?, horoscopes and too much good homie. Factoid: It is what the three wise men would listen to if they had the means/guts to do so. For the full version with the pop music and to learn how to breakdance without disappointing your mother go to sorrynotinservice.com Gordanoel and Fleece Navy Dad!

Gordano! (And we really mean it this time) This is the latest show from the thinking person's Newsnight team, Sorry Not in Service. It is chock full of nutrients and content including the dramatic return of Horoscopes, the never bettered What’s Tom Up To? feature, some edgy stuff about the previous show, Simon’s love desires and the introduction of someone very special into all of our lives. In the words of Bob Hope: ‘it is a fu*king belter’. To hear the full version of this show and to learn how to fully satisfy your partner** go to sorrynotinservice.com Gordano! *disguised swear word ** bedroom partner or business partner, either way you’ll be coming up smelling of roses.

Gordano! Welcome to our Holloween special, it's mother flipping spooktacular! We cover some uncomfortable truths about what goes on out there on the 31st October, do some horror, interview the amazing Carnivorrrr, find out what Tom's up to, get our hosorscope on and do some sweet science on yo ass. THERE IS ALSO SOME MORE. If you want to hear the show with the astonishing music then go to mixcloud. If you want to see slash hear lots more Sorry Not in Service content, then go to www.sorrynotinservice.com. If you want to go to the wikipedia page, then go there. That should cover everything. Gordano!

Gordano!Hey there white trash, this is the Sorry Not in Service podcast, comprising the highlights from our broadcast on the 17th October 20…wait for it…. FOURTEEN!In this ‘un we dish out some futuristic horoscopes, get elbow deep in some junk mail, provide you with comprehensive stats regarding the most recent two episodes of Downton Abbey AND as if that wasn’t enough, we unleash a brand new and very much spanking feature that will quite literally flip you up.We can’t emphasise that enough. It will flip you up.To hear the highlights avec le (french) pop music (english/anglais) then go to mix cloud or indeed 'the best website on the internet’ - www.sorrynotinservice.com.Gordano!

Gor-mother flipping-Dano! Welcome along dearest listener ( you're our favourite one, the others are idiots) to the podcast version of the Sorry Not in Service show that went out on the 3rd October 2014. In this show we were joined in the studio by ACTUAL brothers Barry & Colin from the wonderful Barry & Dr Colin show which is making it's welcome return to 10radio. The four of us dissect (in real terms) the strength of brotherly understanding AND the patience of 10radio listenership. Alongside this, we have your horoscopes for the future, a recap on the 1st two episodes of the 5th series of Downton Abbey PLUS (and we can't emphasise this enough) an interview with top chuckle chap, Pete Johansson who is on tour now. Check his tour dates at petejohansson.com. And while you're on the internet, go to sorrynotinservice.com for all the latest gardening tips. Have at you!

What the WTF is this? It's the highlights from the latest Sorry Not in Service show. That's what the WTF this is. It has 93% more chat about 1998, 100% more discussions about themed pubs, 0% more horoscopes and 76% more spunk about it. That's precisely why you should have a butcher's frisson (lisson) to it. If you’d like to hear the show with the music included then head to mixcloud, and don’t be forgetting to head to sorrynotinservice.com for all the latest horse racing tips. Gordano!

Gordano! Welcome to the mystical world of Sorry Not in Service, where we tackle your dreams, have visions of your future and hear from a very special man. This show also contains high levels of potassium as well as our Who Seen the Best feature, a rollercoaster interview with a pop star and a report from our resident scientist. It is a good. Having taken advice from Erotica's Duncan Elliott, we have decided that from now our mixcloud uploads will have the flab edited out like we do on this podcast, but they will still contain the wicked pop records that we play. So, if you want to try that then why don't you just go and do that. www.mixcloud.com.Head to www.sorrynotinservice.com to see some of the things we discuss during this show.Let's make love. Gordano!

Gordano! (two point oh) Welcome to the podcast of the first show of the second year of Sorry Not in Service. Out with the old and in with the new, but leave the door ajar so that some of the old can seep back in. On this show we talk cars, deeds, world cups, hoards and OWLS! It has fun on it.If you're an idiot and want to hear the full show with all the dreadful bits left in, then head to sorrynotinservice.com. Gordano!

Dear consumer Please find enclosed a podcast stuffed to the gunnels with apparent highlights from the 1st year of Sorry Not in Service on 10 Radio. These bitesize chunks of broadcast will aid you in your quest for the golden amulet and will make you 68% better in the bedroom. Furthermore, applying the podcast direct to your skin will cure you of all ailments and give your skin the slightly less anaemic look that you’ve been hankering for. It is not to be taken aurally as this can cause seizures although studies do show that it does give your stomach the edge over it’s rival organs in the cool stakes, so it’s your call.  So, sit back, relax and enjoy The Best of the First Year of Whatever This Is and May the 17th be with you. Gordano!

Gordano! Coming at you like a big American toy dog are the edited highlights of the Sorry Not in Service Show that went out on 10radio.org on the 30th May. It has all the music and worst bits of our presenting forcibly removed and sent back to where they came from (see below). May the Thirtieth be with you. In this show, we talk hard cash and what can be achieved with said cash. We also briefly touch on the topical subject of small minded political parties. A subject that had a fairly dramatic effect on our listener numbers and prompted more than one e-mail to be sent to us. Tres exciting. Gordano!

Gordano! If you want to hear tortured puns, hot news, sloppy news, competition results and informative chats with Barry '10radio' Somers (woop) then you've come to the right place. For this is the podcast of the Sorry Not in Service show that went out on 10radio on the 2nd May. It's got all of what we just said on it. And some bickering. And some getting hot and flustered. Figuratively speaking, it's got the lot. If you'd rather hear (and we highly recommend that you do not) the full version of this show with the all failed attempts at coherent broadcasting brazenly left in, then head to mixcloud.com or www.sorrynotinservice.com. Gordano!

Gordano! And welcome to the edited highlights of the Sorry Not in Service show that went out on the 18th April 2014. A show in which we asked the following: What would be in your ultimate picnic? What would be in Moira Stuart's ultimate night out? What is Mr Chips up to? What length would you go to in order to receive €4.80? What state are our nips/tips in? Find out the answers to some/none/a few of these by listening to the show. The full broadcast with all the bad radio and the good tunes is available on mixcloud or by going to www.sorrynotinservice.com. Gordano! 

Gordano! Who wants to party? You want to party? Well you've come to the right place (to party) for these are the edited highlights of the latest Sorry Not in Service show that done a radio on the 4th April.  It's central theme is parties but don't think for a second that this is all you will hear about. We also discuss Spanish finance law, Will's aversion to the hit parade of the 1990s, who won our Audio Pictionary competition, what this show's competition is and more or less more (or less). If you'd like to hear the full show then go to mixcloud, it has more bad radio and larger musics. If you'd like to see and hear things that are good then head to www.sorrynotinservice.com for all your specific needs. Gordano!

Gordano! May joy be unrefined! It's the edited highlights of the Sorry Not in Service event that went out on 10radio.org on Friday 21st March 2014. Oh, good news. This show is packed to the rafters with anecdotes, public speaking chattle, 3 new rounds of Audio Pictionary (TM) and pop music of varying degrees of quality. There is also some hail that came from the sky that can be heard. It is an audio adventure of great repute. If you'd like to hear the full version of the show then head to http://www.sorrynotinservice.com/#!media/ct74 where you'll find a link to the show as well as all sorts of other bits and indeed bobs. Don't forget to enter Audio Pictionary, send your efforts to sorrynotinservice@yahoo.co.uk or upload them to our facebook page - facebook.com/sorrynotinservice10radio. Gordano!

Gordano! Here lyeth the podcast of Sorry Not in Service that was broadcast on the 7th March 2014. In this show we interview top comedian man Simon Munnery after his show Fylm in Cardiff. It is a fun, informative and curse word laden interview and a must listen. Go and see him on tour - for a taster of what to expect go here - http://www.gofasterstripe.com/cgi-bin/website.cgi?showclip=2&id=16435  As well as hot interview chattle, we also get down to some self indulgent Pictionary playing, teacher talk, secrets of the edit revealing, competition winner announcing and much, much and then less more. Go to it! The full broadcast is available on mixcloud.com and on www.sorrynotinservice.com. A website that the reviewers are calling 'Bang On'. Gordano!

Well would you look at this, it’s only a bloody podcast from Sorry Not in Service. What’s more it only bloody includes an interview with the comedian Alex Horne, plus it only bloody includes birthday presents for Will, the launching of our website sorrynotinservice.com AND it abso-bloody-lutely bloody includes details of a competition. Contrary to that build up, the show itself was not that good. We’ve done our best to make the podcast enjoyable which hopefully it is. We would normally encourage listeners to hear the entire show again on mixcloud.com, but this time we are doing the exact opposite. STAY AWAY FROM MIXCLOUD (for the time being). Gordano!

Gordano!Well done on downloading the latest podcast from the Sorry Not in Service cannon, you've done ever so well and deserve a prize - here it is, edited highlights of our show broadcast on 10th January with our special guest, the incredible Carnivorrrr.Carnivorrrr not only dazzles us with his music but also gives great interview and is a mean competitor in the Shoe Size Challenge.We cannot emphasise enough how much you should buy his album from carnivorrrr.bandcamp.com/album/the-unleashing. It is £3 for an mp3 download and £5 for a CD (with a download included). If you get the chance to see him live also do that with great gusto.The full show is - as always - available from mixcloud.com. It is longer than this.Gordano!

Gordano! All hail Thrumb! This is the podcast of the Sorry Not in Service show that went out on 10radio.org on the 15th November. It has all chat, interviews, magic, film reviews, answers and Thrumb and that. Do not adjust your internet. During the show we mention our posse Barry's 24hour radio-a-thon that will be a-happening on the weekend of the 7th & 8th December to raise money for 10radio. Please visit our facebook page (facebook.com/sorrynotinervice10radio) for details on how to sponsor Barry and we will present him with some hard cash when we join him on air at 4am on Sunday 8th. Gord-thrumb-no!

Gordano! Welcome to the podcast of the Sorry Not in Service show that went out on 10 radio on the 1st November two thousand and something or other. In this show we discuss childhood memories, play some listener’s Proustian songs, ruin some chairs and fail at an attempt to have a phone in with our listeners. Ho hum. Simon also attempts to break the record for saying the phrases ‘So that’s all good’ and ‘So that’s terrific news’.  If you’d like to hear the full version of this show including the music, truly bad presenting and even more uses of the phrases ‘So that’s all good’ and ‘So that’s terrific news’ then head to mixcloud and search for Sorry Not in Service. If you’d like to get in touch before the next show on the 15th November then head to facebook.com/sorrynotinservice10radio. So that’s all good. Gordano!  

Gordano! Here's the latest offering from the people who brought you the other ones - it's Sorry Not in Service. In this podcast we tackle snooker, satire and social awkwardness all within our alloted 2 hour time slot on www.10radio.org. We were up against it from the start having been 'locked out' of the studio until 3 minutes before we were due to go live leaving us flustered and in the mood to overcompensate - hooray! If you like the show please tell the internet by visiting our facebook page and clicking the like button, it's also a terrific place to go if you want to contact us between shows specifically on the subject of social awkwardness, so do that. If you want to hear the full broadcast as it was before it had been put through our brutal editing machine and including the music then head to mixcloud.com and search for Sorry Not in Service. The next show is on the 1st November between 8pm-10pm, so good luck. Gordano!

Gordano!Welcome to the podcast of the show that went out on the 4th October 2013. It's flanks are fit to burst with the finest tales of millinery excess, actual jokes and the real smut-fest that is Erotic Hour.  May Monty Don have mercy on our souls. By getting hold of this podcast you have joined the happy band of people who have already downloaded it. Over a 1000 downloads - look upon our download figures and despair.If you want more than just hastily chopped together highlights (shorthand for inter-song twaddle) then head to www.mixcloud.com and search for Sorry Not in Service for the full broadcast. The next show will be live on www.10radio.org from 8pm-10pm on the 18th October so good luck.Gordano!

Gordano!This is the first podcast of www.10radio.org's new fortnightly radio show Sorry Not in Service as hosted by Simon & William.In our first show we enjoy finding our feet in the cut-throat world of local radio, we broadcast the first 'William Lea Taste Test', and immerse ourselves in 'Prog Hour'.During the program, Simon makes several poorly timed errors that have the cumulative effect of making him come across as a fascist. He is not. These are genuine, horrific mistakes.Gordano!

The second broadcast of 10 radio's Sorry Not in Service. A shambolic show that brings an all new meaning to the phrase 'this is an almighty shambles, thank goodness they are not getting paid for this'. Features include: The William Lea taste test, The Simon Lea magic hour, a call from our roving reporter in the wild streets of Wiveliscombe. We also say hello to Tom at 9:15. Packed full of chat, features and Omega 3. The show can be devoured live fortnightly at www.10radio.org between 8-10pm. The next broadcast is 9th August.

Gordano! You look great, those trousers really suit you. Welcome to the 6th Sorry Not in Service show, broadcast on the 20th September 2013 on www.10radio.org. In this show we hold a Depeche Mode shaped competition, play Audio Speed Chess, give a traffic report AND hold an interview with the top businessman and Shropshire village of Lee Brockhurst (just off the A49). If you want to hear the full version of the show with all the music and twoddle then head to mixcloud.com and search for Sorry Not in Service.  The next show will be on the 4th October between 8pm and 10pm - be there or be elsewhere. Gordano!