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    • Dec 24, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    Latest episodes from The Two Guys & a Bottle of ? Podcast

    Episode #112 - Merry Christmas, See you PODHEADS next Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 61:10


    Episode #111 - Everything is AWESOME when you part of a TEAM

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2021 98:22


    Seems like it took a while for us to get our Shit together but here we are. Thanks for waiting. When is our President going to end the divide in this country, is he helping or making it worse? Shouldn't our politicians be working as a TEAM? The Shot of the Week is “Lets Go Black” to celebrate our Marine City Mariners winning their Regional Championship. The Preacher Mans TOP11 is all about political terms and definitions. Be sure to watch Citizen Cohn with James Woods for a little history about the downfall of McCarthy. Scooters Deep Dive flashes back to 1991 at Grand Valley State to listen to some Cold Play. The Preacher Man wants you to “Talk Dirty to Me” from Poison. TGaaBo CORRECTION: The actual $ amount of the Border materials left to waste at the border. At least President Biden got his new Border Fence around his beach home.

    Episode #110 - Happy Hallows Eve and Such

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2021 88:57


    Happy Halloween as we send out our Episode 110 Live Episode. We want give ‘em their due as we shout out to our local football winners. The Preacher Mans creepy TOP11 is all about the clowns, If only you could see them. Scary Clowns in Movies and TV Talk about scary, how about the Florida board member that took her elementary students on a field trip to the local bar. Time for this weeks Shot of the Week – “Bloody Gary Brains”. What is your favorite Halloween Candy? We have some thoughts. Come ‘on Man Don't get us CANCELED!!! How about some Type O Negative for a Deep Dive this week. Scooter's Deep Dive for the Halloween show is bringing back The Rocky Horror Picture Show. And now for the 2nd Shot of the Week brought to you by the Sparlingville Roundabout Ministry, we are having a Bushmills Single Malt 16 Year. Has the new “Let's Go Brandon” chant spiraled out of control? The Governor of Texas has decided that if the Federal Government isn't going to help, he is going to build his own wall. Be sure to watch for the NEXT Full Moon because you can see a Full Lunar Eclipse. Why do Michigan State fans need to go out and vandalize East Lansing when they win a big game? Former Gov. Cuomo has now been formerly charged with a sex crime.

    Episode #109 - What can you do with Two Fingers and a Thumb?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2021 90:53


    **LIVE**  Halloween Episode 110 – Saturday 10/30 @ 4pm Do you use your shower as a toilet? There's something to ponder. We hope you didn't miss while we were gone even though we were still here. High School Football Playoffs are here, get out there and support your local team. Columbus is out, the Vikings are in. Who really discovered the Americas. Now trending, “Let's Go Brandon” and the whole story behind it. As we follow the theme, we will have the Shot of the Week “Let's Go Brandon”. How about some Mighty, Mighty Bosstones for a Deep Dive cover this week with a little Detroit Rock City? How about a little comparison to show musical influences between Talking Heads and Barry Manilow. TOP11 facts about the human body. Apparently, William Shatners fellow actors are not impressed with his trip to space. Jealousy maybe?

    Episode #108 - The Moon was Full and so Were WE

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 61:17


    Mark your calendar - LIVE 10/30/21 @ 4:00 pm Episode 110. We want welcome Ozzy to the show but he doesn't want to talk you today. I wonder if we'll get a check for the free X-Chair plug. Is Bezos' a Treckkie? We want to know why Captain Kirk got to go to space for free. This weeks Shot of the Week is Willets Bourbon thanks to one of our listeners/Co-Sponsor and of course The Irish Rovers. This weeks Joke of the Week is really NOT what you're thinking. No we're bringing back EBN-OZN so we can study our vowels. How soon is Dave Chapelle going to get Cancelled, apparently you need to watch The Closer and see if you get offended too! Are we really canceling Clint Eastwood for his comments back in 1973? The Deep Dive this week goes back to The Struts. The Preacher Mans TOP11 is Ancestral Mathematics.

    Episode #107 - The POLITICAL FREE Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 98:56


    A little flashback to previous episodes and trying to find technical “Perfection”. Just wait for Episode 110. Is Southwest trying to hide the reasons for all of the cancelations last weekend. Even the FAA is calling bullshit. Need a job? There's lots out there, how come 4.5 million left theirs last month? Blue Origin sent a “Paid Customer” rocket into space this week thanks to Jeff Bezos's. When can I buy my flight on Amazon? Captain Kirk finally made it to The Final Frontier and William Shatner was in Awe of his trip. If you haven't seen the Blue Origin NS-18 mission, click here to check it out. This week's Shot of the Week from the Robot Bartender is the Ole' Smokey Fall. Do you remember last weeks TOP11? How about a little history about S&H Green Stamps? Time for some football, congratulations to Port Huron H.S. on their win against P.H.N. The Red Wings announce their 23-man roster. The Preacher Mans TOP11 punny little tings you tell your Kids. Did the Preacher Man really play Country on our show? At least Scooter provide some good ‘ole Lynard Skynyrd. This week we want to share a little local history with you as we tell the story of the Marine City Hall.

    Episode #106 - Are we Living in the Past or Racing toward the Future

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 128:54


    How about a little conversation about Immigration and how it supposed to work or at least how it used to? We wanted to Fact Check the Mr. Rogers rumors and myths after we were so hard him last week. Definitely NOT a pedophile. Does anyone remember Ray & Pete, we have a little flashback to the Drew and Mike Show from days of old. Maybe we found this year's Dumbest Criminal, keep your drugs out of the pictures of the items you're selling. Have you seen the new version of COPS now running? The Preacher Man seems to think it's missing something. Austin, Texas is no longer responding to all police calls, you may need to call 311 instead. Look out Brian Laundrie, “Dog” the Bounty Hunter is on your trail. William Shatner is finally on his way to space, for reals'. I think we'll have shot to that guy, this weeks Shot of the Week is 1776 Bourbon. This weeks Deep Dives cover some Queensryche and then on to some Q-Lazzarus. Somehow this lead us into a really true crime deep dive. This weeks TOP11 looks back to some of the businesses, both large and small, that have disappeared over the years. This weeks Joke of the Week goes back to some Redd Foxx. President Biden's pole numbers seem to be tanking and we're trying to figure out why. At least The Detroit Lions are staying consistent along with some other local sports to follow.

    Episode #105 - The SHOT Show that was NOT

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 121:59


    Urban myths about Mr. Rodgers, we need to clear that up for sure. R. Kelly has finally been convicted; we hope he can still fly. Here's the timeline of his upstanding life. Marine Lt. Col. Stuart Scheller has now been sent to the brig for speaking “Truth to Power”. The last Kmart is closing soon, did the stolen shopping carts make them fail. This week's TOP11 includes Tips, Pointers, Life Skills and Advice that has been past down to us over the years. Oklahoma father beats up Pastor for touching his young boy at the bus stop. James Craig has officially announced his intention to run for Michigan governor. The Preacher Man's Deep Dive gives a tribute to Lemmy from Motorhead and David Bowie all at once. Scooter's Deep Dive really goes deep into Trevor Rabin from movie scores to Yes. So, for this week it is Trevor Rabin solo song “Can't Look Away”. How about those Lions? They can always manage to find a new way to lose. How about some high school or some college football, we think the Pros are overrated anyways.

    Episode #104 - Don‘t Go Away MAD just Go AWAY

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 92:30


    Carmelo created a Tweet last week that went viral last week since she has finally spoken. She just needs to learn how to “Drop the Mic”. Why have the rules in this country become Class Warfare? Greg Gutfeld sure thinks the “Powerful and the Pleads” are more separated every day. At least A.O.C. is helping the cause. This weeks Joke of the Week came from Scooter's Mom for help on your NEW SECURITY SYSTEM. Brand New Shot of the Week is a “Robot Frappy”, you figure it out… “Girl don't go away Mad” as The Preacher Man flashes back to Motley Crue for his Deep Dive. And the TOP11 people that should not go away Mad….. Just GO AWAY. You want to see a Trash Parade, just head to New Orleans. Scooters Deep Dive from Lawrence Gowan with Guns & God…. Are FOREVER!!!

    Episode #103 - Comedy Today? It‘s sure not Norm Macdonald

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 93:14


    Still searching for the LOST episodes. Why won't it SUCK? Reflecting back to 9/11 from last Saturday 20 years later. If you didn't see the U of M game on 9/11 you've got see the half-time show that the Marching Band put on. Frank Siller completed his 537-mile walk for Tunnel to Towers. High school cancels 9/11 tribute so they don't OFFEND anyone. This weeks Joke of the Week, brought to you by HighTower Meats, is a little clip remembering on of the GOAT's of comedy. Some great one-liners from Norm Macdonald. The Shot of the Week is dedicated to you Norm…. R.I.P. They finally took down the Robert E. Lee statue in Virginia, did anyone notice? Why did hurricane Larry turn into a snowstorm? It looks like our country has so much respect, North Korea appears to have restarted nuclear reactor, according to the IAEA. If you need more conspiracy theory ideas be sure to watch 24 with Kiefer Sutherland. The Preacher Mans TOP11 will give you some ideas for Self Defense for when they take away all of your guns. This weeks Deep Dives include a little something by Tool followed up by Cribbage, Euchre, Pinnacle, a quick game of Dominos and then some Ratt with a little Round and Round. Be on the lookout for the invasive spotted lanternfly.

    Episode #102 - We will ” ”Never Forget” 09/11/2001

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2021 82:59


    Our dedication to 20 years after 9/11/2001. We refuse to call it an anniversary. Be sure to check out the U of M game Saturday night for the halftime show “We Remember”. WDIV asks “Where were you that day?”. We shared our stories too! Flashing back to that day we share Drew and Mike on 101 WRIF. The timeline of September 11th 2001 and the what comes next according to History.Nav.Mil Also remembering all of the Irish Americans that were a large portion of the 2,977 lives lost that day. So the Joke of the Week is something to be heard. Sorry not sorry to the local terrorists. The Preacher Mans TOP11 takes us to the household tools you can use to defend yourself OR…. The equipment we left in Afghanistan.

    Episode #101 - Remembering who makes our Freedom of Speech POSSIBLE

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 122:38


    Episode 101 reminds us of Arthur P.... Welcome to the weekend. Finally, back into the football season with a “somewhat” return to “Normalcy”? Remembering our fallen soldiers for their ultimate sacrifice in Afghanistan. Staff Sgt. Darin T. Hoover Johanny Rosariopichardo Nicole L. Gee Hunter Lopez Daegan W. Page Humberto A. Sanchez Lance Cpl. David L. Espinoza Lance Cpl. Jared Schmitz Lance Cp. Rylee J. McCollum Lance Cpl. Dylan R. Merola Lance Cpl. Kareem Nikoui Navy Hospitalman Max Soviak Staff Sgt. Ryan Knauss An Afghan interpreter would like to know if the President is going to return the favor and save his life. At least Lt. Col. Stuart Scheller wasn't afraid to speak up, even if it cost him his career. Time for the Shot of the Week. Once again, the 3rd flavor of Pinãq, the original. Florida diner owner has requested that anyone that supports the current administration to stay away. This weeks Joke of the Week shows “The human race is doomed to stupidity”. Scooters Deep Dive this week went in a strange direction as we flash back to A-Team. The Preacher Man flashes back to 1983 with Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran. Todays TOP11 is meant to FREAK people out in the grocery store. Jocko Willink, a retired Navy SEAL, took to Instagram to post a brief video Monday imagining he was the U.S. commander-in-chief during an address to the nation about the Afghanistan calamity and steps that he would take to resolve the problem.

    Episode #100 Part 2 - Back at the KimballTuckey Studio

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2021 103:31


    Continuing with The Preacher Mans Top11: Episode 33 ***** nopesetic - http://www.instagram.com/nopesetic Nopesetic is available on all streaming services, Apple Itunes, Spotify, YouTube. The US government has once again extended the ban between the US and Canada. Episode 26 The British Parliament is now saying there is no way they would vote for military cooperation with the US any longer. Episode 61 Episode 11 The mapping timeline of the advance of the Taliban across Afghanistan. Scooter finally gets to his Deep Dive flashing back to the Rattle and Hum album from U2 with Bullet the Blue Sky. Speaking of U2, The Preacher Man digs out an archive with Bono, Jagger & Fergie at Madison Square Gardens in 2009. The most socially inept texts ever written by parents. And…. Don't Forget….  Tunnel to Towers is fundraising with their “Never Forget Walk”  

    Episode #100 Part 1 - LIVE at the Sparlingville Roundabout Ministry

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2021 79:31


    Sorry the heat created so many complications's's's's'……… if you can't handle the echo, scan ahead to 35:25. Thank you, HighTower Meats, for cooking up all the great grub. Get ahold of Shawn at 810-434-6188. Did the world completely fall apart last week? Between the earthquake in Haiti and the complete mess in Afghanistan, Scooter wants to go back to northern Michigan and hide in the woods. Megan McCain summed it up pretty good with her sad statement. Time for the Shot of the Week with some Pinaq Coloda and we even get to have it with Gary, Larry, Jerry LIVE!!! Tunnel to Towers is fundraising with there “Never Forget Walk” Tonight's Top11 is a flashback of highlights from the past 99 shows including: Episode 82 Episode 10 For the continuation of EP 100 we played a little ditty by “The Alternate Routes” called “Nothing More”. Continuing with The Preacher Mans Top11: Episode 66 Episode 50 Episode 42 Remembering Charlie Watts and some of the great parts of his career. Of course, The Preacher Man had to feature “Street Fighting Man” by The Rolling Stones for his Deep Dive. Jack Morris gets suspended for bias comments during Tigers game broadcast.

    Episode #99 - The Last double digit show EVER

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2021 77:56


    Episode 100 is right around the corner…. Here's hoping for the proper weather at the Sparlingville Roundabout Ministries. We Won the Olympics www.Olympics.com/Tokyo-2020 ... Nana nana boo-boo This year's summer Olympics had was the least watched ever, how come? Do you know? I think The Preacher Man just came up with the best new Olympic sport. Making correction and providing the uninformed info from last week's show. Dodgers ball girl makes play of the game, tackles fan who ran onto field This week's Shot of the Week is from Piñaq liquor. Did you get stuck while the Canadian Border Patrol performed their “Work-to-Rule” strike? In memory of Chicago Police Officer Ella French we enjoyed watching C.P.D. turning their backs on their Mayor, good job Lightfoot. Is Gov. Abbott really getting sued for bringing his lawmakers back to work? Do we really have to talk about Gov. Cuomo? Brooke Benton, where did The Preacher Man go this week with “A Rainy Night in Georgia”. Speaking of rain, we've had a lot of it ‘round these parts. Scooter went to a whole different spot with his Deep Dive but you better “Know Your Rights”  brought to you by The Clash. Tonight's Top11 became a Top13 because there were 13 original colonies. Do you know what the colors on the U.S. flag stand for? Scooters son does. What were the original names of the flag? Now The Preacher Man wants to teach us a new word “Jingoism”, look it up, you might want to be one of Them. Here comes HighTower Meats for the Joke of the Week, get ahold of Shawn at 810-434-6188. This week we're making fun of humans. And as a follow-up to the joke of the week, Giuffre has filed a lawsuit against a Prince Andrew. We are still missing JissLane The Preacher Man (Our Special Case) is trying to gross us out…. He spit “The Green Mile”. Be sure you show up somewhere August 21st @ 4:00 for Episode 100 LIVE!!! "Rocks in Your Head? No wonder it's Called STONED"

    Episode #98 - "We Want to Thank You"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2021 111:51


    No tornados this week, the air is fair out there. The Preacher Man has be playing with his Snake and flashing back to Pong. Remembering the passing of Dusty Hill a lot this week to start off Episode 98. Getting ready for Episode 100 at the Sparlingville Roundabout Ministries on August 21st. We found a great interview with Dusty Hill on Louder from about 10 years ago and here's what decided the Shot of the Week. Mayor DeBlasio says “you better have your health card” if you want to go out in public spaces. Really feeling bad for the USA Women soccer team that got beat by the Canadians…. NOT! This weeks Deep Dives seem to be heavy into the ZZ Top world. “I want to Thank You” & “Waitin' for the Bus” Today's Top11 is all about Klondike Bar's. Do you remember White Boy Rick? Stay tuned for the upcoming lawsuits. @KonstantinKisin posted a pretty good  mega thread on Twitter, you decide.

    Episode #97 - May the Gods of Thunder smile upon you.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 92:37


    The Olympics are in full swing and congratulations to our Taekwondo Olympian Anastasija Zolotic. Time for the show shot and we are unprepared yet again, thank you to the Robot Bartender for our Banana Split. Eddy Murphy is back at it again with Coming to America Part II. Are Covid cases increasing again, are we going backwards, what comes next? Thanks to Don Lemon for helping our President through his most recent town hall and completing his sentences. The Preacher Mans Deep Dive takes us ALL the way back to 2006 with Gods of Thunder. Speaking of “God of Thunder” here comes the Tornado Warning. Scooters Deep Dive is actually a new Tom Morello song about the “Radium Girls”. Tonight's Top11 shows The Preacher Man really wants to write a Country Song. More casualties of Covid, the famous Fisher Speakers and the hot dog vendor at Home Depot. This weeks Joke of the Week is for all our pet lovers, brought to you by Hightower Meats @ 810-434-6188. Episode 100 is right around the corner happening on August 21st at the “Sparlingville Roundabout Ministry”.

    Episode #96 - Living on a Michigan HIGH

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2021 103:11


    Exploring the U.P. and reflecting from the view at Michigan's highest point, Mt. Arvon. We hope you enjoyed National Hot Dog Day. Good thing Scooter left the U.P. early since someone decided to call in a bomb threat and shut down the Mackinaw Bridge. Did you know that Michigan has over 200 waterfalls? Apparently, Scooter doesn't really know how deep Lake Superior is. 1333' just in case you want to know the real answer. Detroit is under water again, 3 inches of rain in one day must be too much. According to NASA, the flooding is going to get worse before it's gets better. Congratulations to the Tampa Bay Lighting on their 2021 Stanley Cup Championship! Facebook strikes again, I guess Tom Brady is going to need to change his name if he wants to promote his restaurant Jim Brady's. And finally, the Shot of the Week because summers not over…. Banana Coconut something. Micheal Avenatti finally gets his 1st sentence with more to follow and Geraldo is not impressed with him. For this weeks Deep Dive, The Preacher Man plays a little Baker Street from both Gerry Rafferty followed by the Foo Fighters. Scooter follows it up with some old Leonard Cohen “Happens to the Heart”. Tonight's Top11, eleven questions The Preacher Man needs answered. Why is the spacing on the railroad tracks 4' 8.5”? Congratulations to Jess Bezos for his 1st space flight even if he might have offended his employees.

    Episode #95 - The Show that probably should NOT have been

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2021 68:20


    Did you have to work the holiday weekend or did you know you could have Monday off. This week's PSA is brought to you by Dr. Preacher Man. Apparently, it was a good weekend to stay indoors as we registered 267 deaths this holiday weekend. So it looks like Episode 100 is going to land on August 21st, more details to follow We also want you to know that there will be a 1 week delay between Episode 95 and 96. This weeks shot of the week goes out to the Robot Bartender, back to the Jack Daniels….Yikes!!! Looks like The Preacher Man is having an Qzz' Fest tonight for his Top11 and his Deep Dive. Here is the HighTower Meats (810-434-6188) Joke of the Week “A Lesson About Life”. Scooter's Deep dive shows the influence that King Crimson had on Prodigy as we compare Wynona's Big Brown Beaver to Elephant Talk. And of course, we had to have a great conversation about Bill Bruford. Blue Jackets goalie Matiss Kivlenieks killed by firework at former Red Wings goalie Manny Legace's Michigan house. And now for a timely human interest story, Mackinac Island wedding saved from the fire.

    Episode #94 - Celebrating our INDEPENDENCE with our Freedom of Speech

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2021 127:47


    And yet, more Shenanigans with Scooter and The Preacher Man. Back to the Roots (Thank you Elvis) for the Shot of the Week…. A show shoot dedicated to the drewandmikepodcast.com Has Sunday become “Family Day” again? We sure hope so…. Scooter thinks that when your representing your country, you should probably respect your flag. Even MEGAN McCAIN can agree with us on this one. Are you going to miss your “Missed Opportunity”? Be sure to get a hold of High Tower Meats @ 810-434-6188 for your infused meats as he brings us The Joke of the Week. The Geography of Women and Men. And now for the what's what and such from the week: Did you have the same crazy weather WE HAD THIS WEEK? San Antonio Texas has the largest piece of Hail EVER. We had to have a short discussion about the Derek Chavan Trial after his sentencing. The 1stcruise ship was supposed to finally scheduled to sail after over a year. Search and rescue continues in the rubble of the collapsed Champlain Towers South building. This weeks Deep Dive goes back to some Simon & Garfunkel with a version of Mrs. Robinson by the Lemonheads.  Here's a little something for all of the graduates of 2021 from Baz Luhrmann performed by Quinton Tarver "Everybody's Free" Brandeis University is trying to help us all speak more PC and we're trying to conform. And of course we had to include the most PC comedian we know, George Carlin.

    Episode #93 - Be Humble & avoid Aversion Therapy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2021 105:03


    We sure enjoyed our Summer Solstice at a balmy 43 degrees. Richard Blade is officially becoming a Super Star…. Congratulations!!! We're trying to find out is Chris Cuomo has been humbled from getting Roasted. As of June 22nd 2021, we are officially set-free according to our favorite Governor. Will there be fireworks for your July 4th celebration? Sake or warm Sake, you decide. Facebook is now launching podcast hosting, is it time for us to change formats? NOT Even a 9-year-old girl seems to understand what CRT and BLM means.  This weeks Deep Dive has The Preacher Man getting political with some Rage Against the Machine “Freedom”. Scooter decided to flash-back to the 70's with some Clockwork Orange “a story of the dubious redemption of a teenage delinquent by condition-reflex therapy” -Stanley Kubrick. The Top11 this week is “Things you should NEVER say to a homeowner or a co-worker”. Juneteenth is now an official holiday so here's a little history.

    Episode #92 - Patriotism is still Alive and Well.....Thank God!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2021 99:27


    We finally found some real PATRIOTS from New York giving a little help to Nichole Raviv. Colonel E.H. Taylor is helping us pay it forward for this week's shot of the week. Apparently, South Dakota is not allowed to celebrate America this year, it's just too dangerous. The parents in Virginia are fighting back against C.R.T. being part of the curriculum. And yet another shot of the week, just cause. How about a little Sex on the Beach?  And now for a Deep Dive from Soundgarden …….. Blow up the Outside. We're still really missing Chris Cornell. Looks like this week The Preacher Man is getting OFF with some OffSpring …. Get a JOB!!! Tonight's TOP11 will send you back 30 years, if you go back that far. Stay tuned for the upcoming Summit between Vladimir Putin and Pres. Biden eatin RushRooms…..

    Episode #91 - Hypocrisy, Lies and LOTS of Nuclear RushRooms

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2021 118:57


    What Episode is this Really? “Back in the Saddle Again”. Reflecting back on Memorial Day, at least we remember the reason for the “Long Weekend” unlike our V.P. Brittney Aldean seems to care a lot more than V.P. Harris. This weeks shot of the week is a new one by Ol' Smokey. Bringing back some Lewis Black with a little bit called “Isis”. Should the female high school athletes have to compete with trans-gender boys? Governor DeSantis doesn't seem to think so. The anger is becoming so prevalent that flight attendants are losing teeth. The “Deep Dives” this week include some Twisted Sister “Stay Hungry” and a real dive into Rainbow including “Rock Fever” and “Stone Cold”. Are we really going to live until 150 years old? Well probably not us. I think Dr. Fauci is in trouble, we'll see. The Preacher Mans Top11 includes some great southern bands to listen too! Of course we have to cover the Hypocrisy of Governor Whitmer, she has definitely become the “Do as I say, NOT as I do” leader. Kalamazoo man catches a record setting Sturgeon in the Detroit river. Woman gives birth to a 12lb 9oz baby…OUCH!!! Be sure to order your Uranium filled “RushRooms”.

    Episode #90 - Is it the same EVERYWHERE?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2021 107:37


    Happy Memorial Day, We'll see ya in 2 weeks!!! Here we go…. NOT the Same Shit, different show! This weeks Shot of the Week brought to you by “Old Forester 1897”…….Bottled in Bond. Oppsy, 100 Proof….. thank you Robot Bartender. “Defund Our Police?”, we love our law enforcement. At least The Preacher Man does now a days. Just don’t miss the Joke of the Week about Coffee Break the Union Dog. Is there anybody that doesn’t have a target right now, why is it the Jews this week or should we say AGAIN? Everybody is worried about Matthew Perry, is he OK? Scooter thinks so. (People interview) Poor  Schwimmer doesn’t look much better. Prince Harry thinks our 1st amendment is “Bonkers”, we thought you were running from the media? At least Dax Shepard is getting some good material. We are no learning our Governors Latest NEW Rules…….. Maybe some Concerts? More than 20 states are getting rid of the Federal Unemployment BONUS. For this weeks Deep Dive, Scooter went to “The Church”. The Preacher Man brings back some old Chilie Peppers. Don’t you forget Memorial Day!!! Just in case you’re going to Ft. Meyers Beach, here’s you Top11, and then go find Lisa.

    Episode #89 - MASK Confusion

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2021 126:09


    Are our summers getting longer, the data sure seems to say so? Don’t miss the upcoming Episode #90 – LIVE on Friday the 21st @ 7:39pm. Mask on? Mask off? Inside, outside…… leave me alone. Saturday Night Live (SNL) nailed it this week with Mask Confusion. Is there really a lumber shortage, apparently not in Michigan. The Preacher Man has some interesting “Observations” for his Top11. Enbridge says they’re defying the governor’s order. And we haven’t even gotten too the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Inductees yet. At least Todd Rundgren finally made it. Congrad’s to Tina Turner and The Go-Go’s We can’t forget the Foo Fighters, some day Scooter will do his deep dive on Dave Grohl Tonight’s Deep Dives include a couple Tesla tunes including “Love Song” & “Tommy’s Down Home”. Followed up by “Ball of Confusion” from the Temptations. I don’t think The Preacher Man likes Jimmy Johns anymore.

    Episode #88 - ALL THINGS seem to be Politically Correct?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2021 114:27


    GO FIND YOUR MOTHER!!! Is our world angry enough for you yet? We think Chief Craig is going to run Whitmer out of office? We are welcoming Ced in studio tonight for a little perspective from a different point of view. Just a little more about California and the future Governor. Are they really making “Critical Race Theory” part of the school curriculum? Is BLM really only ALL about the money? …….hmmmm, Ced sure seems to think so. Why does the media like to demonize law enforcement? We are happy to have, Thank God for our police. Facebook continues to Ban President Trump, “He’s too dangerous”. Where are all the “Chem Trails?” ever since Covid-19 started. Why does Facebook seem to sensor everything except the Cartel smuggling Ads? Tonight’s Top11, what with all the shortages and here comes the inflation….weeeee! Oh No, not another Angry Black Man. Here come the Cicada’s, we gotta go……and We Are Out

    Episode #87 - DROP it like it's NOT!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2021 113:21


    SpaceX launches 3rd crew this week. At least some Science, were not sure what happened to the rest of it. Lunar Eclipse tonight? Did you see what you couldn’t see on May 1st? Ex police dog still ain’t lettin’ no drugs into his house. Scooter says how about some Frampton? Don’t miss the Bob Probert story on Prime if you’re a hockey fan at all. Apparently The Preacher Man is an “Adult Now” Go Yzerman, we still see ya!!!! They will Come.

    Episode #86 - Better Late than NEVER, we hope!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 125:09


    Flashing back to Hash Bash with The Fab Five. Did you catch the Trial of the Year? Well, we wanted to have a conversation with Ced for a little different perspective. Brandon Tatum tells it the way it is on #BLEXIT. The Preacher Man a little Uncle Cracker for his deep dive while we are still waiting for Gary, Larry, Gerry….. Are there any bars that you miss ‘cause The Preacher Man has a few for his Top11.

    Episode #85 - Can you say COMPLIANCE boys and girls?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 93:39


    Where is our new border Czar, she seems to be MIA. Why is the unemployment level so high when there are “Help Wanted” signs everywhere. Michigan seems to be setting new records in Covid cases. Our question is why is everything still open this time around…. Hmmmm. Governor Whitmer would like to know if you will stay home “Voluntarily”. The astronomers found out we live in a pretty good spot. Is there alien life sending radio waves from the sun? Scooter’s deep dive goes back to the 90’s for a little CAKE. Then the Preacher Man asks’ “Are you Experienced”. More officer involved shootings; we’ve got a word for you….. “COMPLIANCE” Then there really is a Top 11 and it’s all about music memories.

    Episode #84 - You just NEED too Watch a Sunrise!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2021 101:14


    When was last time you saw a sunrise? Mine was beautiful this week. A little flashback to the grunge era… we’ve gotta make The Preacher Man a Dave Grohl believer. Thank you Rocko and Shawn for the Joke of the week – Hightower Meats @ 810-434-6188. Did you know that pollution is making your penis shrink? Michigan has it’s own town of Atlantis in former Rawsonville. The Preacher Man wants to help you out with his Top 11….. Top 11 Transgender names! Maybe too much about the LGBTQ+i+SS+BS…. Well here’s your definition anyways. Is your name Shelby? We want to know. Heading to the Deep Dives…. The Preacher Man flashes back to some bad ass Billy Squire. Really Scooter? All right, how about some Cranberries? Just a short minute for Prince Phillip, and we’re done. We here in Michigan love tailgaters, don’t F*** with Scooter.

    Episode #83 - Spring has Sprung with Fresh Snow or a FRESH SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2021 117:05


    Did you get so SNOW last week? Does anyone remember the Blizzard of April? Do you remember 1947 and the destruction of Texas City? Makes us remember the explosion in Beirut last year. Thank you, Malibu, for bringing back some GREAT memories. At least Pres. Biden says everything is going perfect, why is your CDC Director seeing “Impending Doom”? Where’ s the latest case spike coming from? Scooter has a theory. Did you see Sen. Ted Cruz SWAT the media? The Pandemic of 1918 has some very strange parallels to what you see today. The Joke of the week is brought to by Northern Michigan. Where are the Wallflowers? And how about some Elton John. A little bit about the Georgia election law controversy. We like dumb criminals.

    Episode #82 -Stay in Your LANE

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2021 101:40


    NCAA tournaments are the latest victims of suggested cancelations. Ed Stetzer says ORU is thriving….. Why did the Wicked Pickle come out of your Truck…. The new definition of PUTRID!!! Dana Carvey does a better Pres. Joe Biden than Joe Biden. Kamala Harris to hold discussion with Bill Clinton on 'empowering women and girls,' Thank God somebody brought some George Dickel so we could revisit the show shot. We review the Cancellation of Dr. Suess with a little help from Jesse Watters. Scooters Deep Dive this week is thanks to Richard Blade and Terri Nunn from Berlin reviewing their new album "No Strings Attached" Preacher Man brings us some Journey for his deep dive.

    Episode # 81 - Keep It Simple Stupid

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2021 75:54


    Reflecting back on Episode 80. Oppsy… I think The Preacher Man started drinking without us. Did you see Rand Paul fighting with Dr. Fauci? Greg Gutfeld now says we might be Neanderthals. Tom Morello shares Devo. And….. here comes the Top 11….. Maybe? (that might need to be censored)

    Episode # 80 - 2nd Annual St. Patty's Day With Nopesetic

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 131:36


    Happy Birthday Janass & Emrien… just ANOTHER year?! Happy St. Patrick’s Day Podheads!!! 2nd Annual for TGABO… VeRy Cool…. The most unusual Day!  Shot of the week brought to you by @nopesectic and her MOM…. A little bit of GRIND….. The Smithsonian is adding a COVID-19 section… what will it include?  The Preacher Man loves his Gator but Scooter's buying him a Plastic Bag. LGBTQia+SS+BS…. WHAT?????...Preacher Man says….”all done” Enjoy the NEW stimulus bill…. Thank you Son. It is super cool that (youtube) let us share some of our favorite Black Keyes – Don’t Tie Me down on the Rubber Factory. Make sure you check out “Brothers” 1 Year later… here is Nopesetic @nopesetic on Instagram. She Graduated College!!! Preacher Man has a Paten for that….just like Kelso!!! Nopesetic’s last EP from the closet sounds better than our 1st 4. Her favorite “Come Down”! @nopesetic is working on a new album… maybe called “Super Power…. Mega Sour”. How about a little PreVieW called “Change”. Shooting for the beginning of next year! Album release party w Live Music & People & Beer oh my!? How about a whole conversation about Britney Spears? That might be new on the Two Guys on the Bottle of ? Podcast. Here’s a different Top 11 that you haven’t heard before...3 participants...!  Oh yah!!! Nopesetic Cover "Simple Man, Lynyrd Skynrd! MUST LisTeN! Get some Nopesetic @nopesetic, Cinnamon Sugar, Self-Sabotage or Liberation?    

    Episode # 79 - What was the NAME of this show again ?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 103:39


    New eQuipMent, preparation for!:!:!:! Episode 80 LiVe StReaM, March 13, 2021, 7 pm, youtube. 2nd Annual Nopesetic!!! Not bad for a brand new show during a pAnDeMic! Pardon the sound quality of this show please'!!! Shot of the week...Blanton's "The Original Single Barrel Bourbon Whiskey" Dumped on 12-15-20! SNL break away...congress spends drunk $.!?! Soft ball thrown at Biden. Scooter struggles with new rules as The Preacher Man cusses about them.  ComFoRT? ReStriCtioNs imPoSed.!!! Charlie Le Duff. Also with Tucker Carlson, suing Whitmer! The Preacher Man gets a pat on the pooper...! & then...Top 11 People That I Would Like To Meet. President Trump ( moving into the future), Chris Cornell, John Lennon, Neil Fallon , (Scooter's is the new JoKer), Hunter S. Thompson, BlaH, BLAh bLaH...! Kid, Farley, Tarantino, Ramses, Ragnar, & #1 GOD! Bonus, after all those white privileged males...Cleopatra...tahdah. Joke of the week brought to you by Hightower Meats 8104346188. "Inner Strength". Scooters deep dive was inspired by @richardblade and an interview with Mike Peters from The Alarm. The Preacher Man returns to Prom with the B-52's... The Preacher Man can't wait to SMELL Fred Schneider's Coffee. Will it really be a 7-n-7 ????????? CA teachers union president who lead school closure charge seen dropping daughter off at in-person preschool. World's first space hotel scheduled to open in 2027 China Just Increased Its Innovation Lead Over The US Dr. Seuss silenced – sobering lessons as cancel culture strikes beloved author Line 5 threat shows disconnect from reality becoming dangerous ....... Don't forget Dickens Cider!!!   

    Episode # 78 - Pull The Plug. Wolf Moon. Let It Drain.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2021 89:04


    Look out DUCK...It's a full MOON or maybe a Wolf Moon.!!! Don't forget, Goin' Live Episode 80 with Nopesetic ..... 7:00pm. If you bring your vehicle past the Bible Belt you asked for it. Is it Deep Dive Time or is it...............? Are you familiar with what's going on in Myanmar!?! Does the world need a Revolution.?!? Idealism?!? Trumpism, America First! We're LIVIN in da Future. Shots...Eagle Rare (XtRa LeFtoVer). Rocko does a Nice Job.!!! #71...Trivia ? (I diD I dOn't)...PEE...! Thanx Rich Johnson. TOP 11...Mark Twain TWAN...?(wisdom, wily social critic)... quotes.!!!  Member...Candy...The Five...! Random Bullshit. The Preacher Man's Deep Dive, The Kinks "All Day and All of the Night". Scooter's Deep Dive (is all done). Daft Punk "One More Time". "Get Lucky". Joke Of The Week and then a little follow-up hockey talk. Mitch McConnell throws cold water on the "Capitol Riot Commission". Guess who's cancelled now? Poor Mr. PotatoHead! Is the FBI investigating aliens again? Are there aliens among us? Have you seen Jim Belushi's pot farm.  

    Episode #77 - Is this a Puzzle or a Brand New Direction?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021 80:04


    Breaking news: things are falling from the sky in Colorado. Did you get any snow this week, we sure did? Thank god we had it better than Texas. God Bless you poor souls. In remembrance of Rush Limbaugh, we bring you a very special quote from Kathryn. Shot of the week is brought to you by Colonel Taylor. Rush Limbaugh quote from CPAC 2009. Here comes the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame Nominee List. We think we are still thinking of some that are not included. Scooter wants Sting to get in but at least he get’s a deep dive. And then…… The Preacher Man SLOWY brings us CSNY…. You figure it out. And then…… back too YYZ, thank you Neil Peart, we still miss you. Is it a “ThreeO” or a TRIO? Apparently it’s hockey talk time, but here we go down another road. Hold on, we might be getting to the Top 11, but wait, after all the failed teams of Detroit. Will there be a #11 ….. we are trying but thinking NOT!!! Stay tuned for EP80 show to be announce soon.! Them Crooked Vulture may be coming back for one more round. Gov. Whimtmer got the “Business Person of the Year” in Indiana. Jissslane is now being abused in prison.. try to help her. The joke of the wwek is being brought to you by Rush Limbaugh  and and Hightower Meats – (810) 434-6188.

    Episode #76 - TP.. Where is my BUng HolE...and WHERe do w e find IT!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 112:47


    Who is.... What is... and why wouldn't you....... We Know We Did!Show shot...Bushmills. Scooter tries a couple stouts, The Poet Oatmeal Stout by New Holland & Tiramisu by Ellison Brewing Company. The Preacher Man's drinking cheap gin and rotten lime...!Verdict is in, Trump acquitted for the seCoNd tiMe...57 to 43. At least Congress is doing something! Back to the mummy with the golden tongue. Politician...?68 in the studio, cold outside...Texas, Florida, everybody's gettin some.!!! Gina Carano fired for speaking her mind. Co-worker says something just as bad but that's okay...on the other side. Whose telling the truth? Reporters quit towing the party line.!!!Open your eyes to the dark money and what really goes on in politics.!!!Scooters deep dive.. I AM THE GREAT Cornholio REMIX..! What will the new Beavis & Butt-Head look like, listen to, Etc>>>!The Preacher Man's deep dive...Kiss, "Cold Gin".Britney Spears...Daddy wants a raise from taking other peoples $, how does that work?!?Paul McCartney  2135371438 call at 5 o'clock, Billy Shears.?.Joke Of The Week brought to you by our now famous sponsor...Sean at Hightower Meats 18104346188. Exquisite Painter.February is Black History Month. We should add to that...!Super Bowl jeep commercial in Michigan...raising of arms.?!? Where's THE U.P!?!Viral video...stalker/window peeper tackled...! Go Mamma...!No MoRe nUdes...RIP Larry Flynt, Founder of Hustler.Top 11...Candies Of The 1980's...candy cigarettes, 25cents, Nerds(boogers), Skittles (still a top performer), Twix(take it back to the original), (member) Reese's Pieces? Baby Ruth, Smoked Ground Hog, Deep Fried Beatles, Pop Rocks(don't member), Razzles say WHATCHAMACALLIT?!?    

    Episode #75 - Know Your Place

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 90:59


    ResPEcT (it's still OUR America)or something close to IT!!! Way tooo Much pre-Show! Stay in your Place. Just say YES...Changes? KNOW your Place...?!?Restaurants open with 25% of the players. If you don't like nEw RulEs call a senator 15173737708, congressman 15173738931...!Shot of the week (Money Shot) George Dickel.The Preacher Man talks porn...! Bahzarro..or Bizzaro..or Bizzrooo or .!!! and then.....RIP Leon Spinks. One of The greatest fighters couldn't KO the c word.Top 11 2020 Terminology, Scooter twist. Covidiot, Maskhole, Karen, Blursday ZOOm. ETC.!!!Scooter's Deep Dive...They Might Be Giants," Bird House In Your Soul."Scooters goal is to mess everyone up & why not Jerry Reed...!We LOVE The Preacher Man's Deep Dive...Yes, (the best might be 90210 or Changes)" Leave It." "Rhythm Of Love".7 in 7 or 6 1/2...Biden Admin Revised catCh N rElease, Archeologists discover new muMMy w GOLDEN Tongue, S Korea leaDs world inNOvation, hold STILL...climate changepANdemic...(cleanest air) has ADDED to gloBAL warming, lASt story ViKing disCOVreies.Word of the week (WEAK)...Crapology.!!!

    Episode #74 - Things to Stay Away From ... NOT TG&ABO?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 84:20


    Does anyone have any idea what Episode # this is? We’re not sure if we figured it out or not.Wait, The Joke of the Week already, What show is THISS?Tonight’s Top11 – “Things to Stay Away From”- Definitely The Squirrel Beard….. The Preacher Man says “Google it”- I think The Preacher Man wants to fight the garbage pickers.Van Halen - Eruption (Violin Cover)The Deep Dive from The Preacher Man this week comes with quite a story about discovering The Call.Flashing back to The Lost Boys with I Still Believe and then, The Walls Came Down.Cuomo blames nursing home scandal on 'political attack' by Trump admin.I think The Preacher Man completely distracted Scooter from his Deep Dive.Are you paying $55 Million for your trip to the ISS?Extra special shot of the week from Woodford Reserve.Does your Hawaiian shirt make you a Boogaloo?Is the CDC “fat shamming” with their vaccine rollout plans?Joe Biden had a great campaign plan for the coronavirus. Nothing we can do now.Here comes winter storm Orlena… dude, where’s my car?Just what is the Polar Vortex?

    Episode #73 - Because We Were Supposed....To But We Didn't

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2021 106:22


    We didn't want too but we couldn't help it....Trending with BERNIE #berniememe... We went somewhere but I'm not sure who!!!Beginning of pandemic.. David Bowie running from Trent Reznor. The Preacher Mans Deep Dive, "I'm Afraid of Americans".Science & Politics shouldn't miX. Scooters Deep Dive, Devo, "Freedom of Choice". Questionable NOW. Great stage shows...! Remember "Whip IT".Shot of the week...Eagle Rare. Kentucky Straight BoURboN WhIsKey. Aged 10 yEars.Have you ever mocked the '80's with Steel Panther?Drive the Wienermobile...The Preacher Man is in (but too old).Joke Of The Week. Man's Rebuttal To Last Weeks Joke. Top 11...MICHIGAN Facts.!!! Pronunciation's, a little click bait, apple knockers, cereal, recycling, wolverines, party towns...! No politics, no religion & no Wuhan Virus.!!! NEW Garage RULES.3 Kings lost. Phil Spector RIP. Wall of sound.Larry King RIP. Loved & hated but respected.Hank Aaron RIP. All time greatest home run hitter (755).!!! 2297 RBI's...!We knew he was gonna do it. THE PEN, tHe mASk. Scooter thinks Amanda Gorman...VERY well done.!!! & Lady Gaga crushed IT.!!! Where's the ammo???? Scooter explains the Conspiracy Theories' if The Preacher Man will quit interrupting.NRA files bankruptcy (relocation)?The Preacher Man's argument about eligible voters. Not a mathmagician.!!! Parler shut down? What kind of extremist will we be?Congrats to local football teams..!! Do NOT miss @nopesetic singing Loose        

    Episode #72 - Backwards becomes Forwards and then Reverse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 85:17


    Welcome back to the show that never ends.New year New Fun.Here comes your Top 11…. By oTHer Means?-Ain’t nobody got Time for that.-Don’t bite the Hand-Love thy Neighbor-Don’t whIZZ on the electric fence…. For the CityiotsDon’t Shit WHERE? Along with a load from the Robot Bartender.…and so on and so on…………………….How about a deep dive from Kiss, thank you Preacher Man!!!Scooter says….. DEAR GOD, thank you XTC.Should we we make the Pod cast GREAT again?So if the joke of the week is too much……SorrY NOT sorry.Preacher Man says “Big Tech Can SUCK IT”Is 230 coming back around? Should it?Is there a war around the corner?Nancy Pelosi remains the Speaker of the house.Here come the caravans from Honduras.The Michigan AG has been filing charges over the Flint water crisis.Joe Biden new COVID plan will only cost us $1.9 Trillion… I’ll Take 2.Weiss markets are recalling there ice cream because of their new topping.

    Episode #71 - Two Guys & a BOTTLE of ? - You'll hear IT

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2021 99:46


    Birth, School, Work, Death.... might be the new theme of the NEW Year or is it SHOTS.. SHOTs....shOTS....SHOTS...Thanks Gary Jerry Lary for the Traverse cITY wHISKEY.Scooter and The Preacher Man Love watching Juan getting whooped on by Gutfeld and Waters.God bless and honor the loss of life during the Capital protests. this should have never happened in this country.Aluminuminumiunuim ..... opps, is it in your HEAD?The goal of the Capital "Invasion" was to Hang the VP..... REALLY?TikTok star gets called out for wearing Metallica T-shirt.For the Deep Dive this week, The Preacher Man decides on little on a little Nickel Back & a whole lot of Xtra information.Scooter thought it was time for some Thomas Dolby.

    Episode #70 - New Years Revelations Reveled

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2021 89:30


    We have our New Year's Resolutions, how about YOU?Gilligan’s Island star Dawn Wells passed at the age of 82.“Showman” Alto Reed of Bob Seger’s Silver Bullet Band passed this week.NORAD is tracking Santa. Shouldn’t we be tracking our government.Senator Hawley is voting against the Electoral College.South African president bans liquor sales.Neverland Ranch was just sold for $22 Million.Nashville’s Christmas bomber is bringing back “Downtown” from Petula Clark.Off duty police officer gets into a shootout on I-75 after being pinned.Iran just keeps pushing, so we sent some B52’s to remind them.Lowest population in years, how about next year.Deep divin back to Seger getting his start trying to impress Rosalie at CKLW followed by a Thin Lizzy cover.Then The Preacher Man brings us some O’Jays. What ever happened to Motown, where is our R&B of yesteryear?Let’s reflect back on 2020… good, bad or WTF?Looking Forward to 2021……. Have a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

    Episode #69 - MERRY CHRISTMAS you Podheads

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2020 92:55


    As we reflect on 2020….. WOW - Episode 70 is LIVE on December 31st @ 9:37.Do you think you have an accent, we sure think Da' Yoopers do.Quinnipiac election pole says the 40% of people don’t believe the results.Joe Bidens latest pick for his cabinet is one of our favorite former governors.We just had some Pennsylvania Dutch Eggnog since The Preacher Man forgot we did the shot of the week 20 minutes ago.The bowling alleys are finally open once again… at least this week!We had to give some recognition to “Wreaths Across America” and our military.In the spirit of the holidays, Scooters deep dive brings together Bing Crosby and David Bowie.In a non-Christmas tradition, The Preacher Man shares some Whitey Ford of Everlast.Can’t forget some Christmas Cheer from Bob and Doug McKenzie.

    Episode #68 - Freedom of Speech........ at least For NOW!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 119:58


    Did he REAlly say THAT? Did I SAY that? Maybe it's just TIME for some Jager.The Preacher Man is expanding his horizons and learned all about eating Mac-n-Cheese. I remember my 1st Podcast.The FDA gives their final approval for the Pfizer vaccine and off we go.Remembering the loss of Charlie Pride today, one of the country music pioneers.Michigan has started pulling business licenses from locations that are violating COVID rules.Jägermeister is the “shot of the week” but I’m not sure what it has to do with “Dick & Balls”.Pete Davidson mocks NY bar owners while SNL uses their own form of hypocrisy to find a loophole.Michael Rappaport speaks out about the hypocrisy in LA.Minnesota resident receives a letter from their neighbor because their Christmas light display shows “systemic bias”.LA DA releases his new list of “do-not-prosecute” violations.What can we do to fix this? Do you have any ideas? Lord knows, we sure don’t.The Tasmanian Devils are BaCk. Where they AT? Oh, right there!!!Michigan court says businesses no longer have to serve people who are gay. Getting served in a bar is not a right, it is a privilege “We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service To Anyone”Have you seen “The Gush Commercial”?Want some Tequila or maybe we should just “Come Together” with the Young bloods.The Joke of the week might not be so Funny to some.And then the Top 11 Signs of “Here’s your Sign”

    Episode #67 - Here comes the New World ORDER

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2020 92:42


    Remembering our HEROS, watching the Kaos & trying to figure out WHAT comes NEXT.Stay tuned for Jupiter and Mars to come together.Senator Ted Cruz wants to CANCEL the IRS.The McRib is back & we're not so ExCited.The Preacher Man says "stay tuned for the NEw wROLD Order".Remembering David Prose and his passing this week at the age of 85.Look at the size of this alligator... Do you know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?Be sure to order your "BIG Gretch" beer to help celebrate you governor.Somehow that reminds us of Greta Van Fleet. At least we have some NEW Rock-n-Roll.ReCOrd plAYer WHAT? how does that work?The U of M Marching Band, all together but all together separate. A GREAT Salute to our HERos and essential workers.The US Coast Guard makes their annual Christmas tree run from the Upper Peninsula to Chicago.Have you seen the new short list for the proposed replacement for Alex Trebek?How about The Riverboat Ramblers live at the Blue Goose.Now it's time to Dream Weaver with Gary Wright ..... and then The Preacher Man has to include Love is Alive.  

    Episode #66 - Don't make the SOLUTION --- WORSE than problem

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 87:09


    The Thanksgiving Post-Lude. Are they STILL counting votes?If you go to Canada, don't let the Moose Lick your car.Johnny Rotten doesn't seem to like the FlEa bites he is getting from his pet squirrels.Nothing worse than a PissED Off raCOON, be sure you bring enough Hotdogs for EVERYONE!!!Governor Whitmer just got nominated for Time's person of the Year.President Trumps $3 Million worth of recounts in recounts netted Joe Biden an extra 162 votes.Federal Executions' now have options..... Which one will you choose?The butterfly effect of COVID.... Is the solution becoming worse than the Problem.Ontario police shot toddler while trying to arrest father for kidnapping his son.How about a deep dive from the Violent Femmes? Not to be outdone by Joe Satriani.And to think, The Preacher Man could have been a Satriani protégé.How about a couple Quickies, I'm not sure what else you would call that ending. 

    Episode #65 - How many Households did you Invite todaY?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 94:47


    More guests to come besides tonight's Marines. Happy Thanksgiving.... now STAY HOME!!! At least we can still go to Space, think we might go next.Apparently we have a new office of The President Elect?Michigan now has brand new HHS mandates. Are we going to impeach our governor?No more high school football in Michigan.... at least for now. Congratulations to all of the district champions including Marine City. Hopefully we will see you in December.89x now becomes country and 98.7 becomes 89x and Scooter and The Preacher Man become.... Confused?Lori Lightfoot says it's OK to celebrate, now stay home.Welcome back Dillion, it's great to have him back in studio. And thank you for this weeks PSA.Great to have all the Johnson in the studio tonight not to mention our other neighbor Jimmy. Thank you Jimmy, we will talk to you soon.In memory of Alex trebech???????Be sure you have downloaded the new Covid Alert so your state can find you.Space-X puts a new rocket into space with 4 astronauts on the way to the new ISS.And now the deep dives if your still hanging on. The Preacher Man is bringing you some Warrior Soul. Scooter comes back with something a little more current, How about some Otherwise - Soldiers.God Bless the MARINES!!! for over 245 years.The Preacher Man still loves his FB posts..... Apparently that makes a good Top 11If you want to follow The Preacher Man on his personal page facebook.com/CUONEICUBe sure to check out The Malliard Report on Tuesdays Live @ 9:00 pm in The Duck Pond. 

    Episode #64 - Was there an Election this week? I don't think so Jim.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 109:35


    Born on the 4th of July..... and coming off of LSD. Opps.... did I forget a Top 11. Who's got a WhISKy?Tonight's shot of the week brought to you buy MoeHare.... Ol' Smokey - Tango mabanarrow.Is it Whiskey or Whisky? Do you have a preference? Two Guys and a Bottle of do the deep dive on Whisk*****Was there an Election this week? When will that end?"Sit down, take a chill Pill..... and Wait" We'll just wait for Pelosi to become President... oh wait... we think she's getting shitcanned, according to Vader.Welcome to our special Guest Moehare!!! I think he might!!! be one of those RePublicans............... and a little discussion about Democratic revenge for SCOTUS.New trend... more Women are arming themselves for personal protection. Even if you just want to protect yourself from mountain lions.Jonny Depp... What a mess.The Preacher Man is NOW into the bachelor?The latest MHHS mandate is the same as what Half-Whit was already doing except more. DO you want to go out? Make sure you give out all of your PERSONAL information.Apparently its time for the railroad bridge to come down.... according to the Port Huron Yacht Club.System of the Down, for the 1st time in 15 years is bringing us brand new music.Preacher Man is bringing us some Nitro mostly because it's one of Michael Angelo's favorites. All the sudden... Jim Gillett is a fan of The Preacher Man... COOL!!! Here's a little FREIGHT TRAIN.And then.... Scoooter brings some Men @ Work!!!~The Top 11 that we missed last week turned out to be pretty dark. Top 11 serial killers.Be sure to check out the Trump-Binden Lip sink from the 1st debate.What's your favorite shape? "Uh....stick" What's your favorite meat? "Penguin"

    Episode #63 - HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2020 102:59


    Hope you saw us live on DEVILS night https://youtu.be/NwwXRqNJ5Y4. Vote! Member?Virus in MI reached 3,000 plus cases 10/30/20. 1/2 the country in the red, other 1/2 orange. Shot of Jim Beam to the 2 Guys HaLLowEEn episode.Ted Kruz (who the hell elected you?) ripped Twitter CEO Dorsey (get a beard cut!)?!?Michigan's wORSt winters ranked... Two snow records broken in Marquette.!!!Gov of Pennsylvania calls in National Guard?!? Sitcheeeation!Madagascar chameleon & pirates...!Tucker Carlson's interview with Bobulinski...where's the outrage? the coverage? Plausible deniability!?! LOOK IT UP!Scooter's conspiracy theory....Hmmm? Polls. Do people in their 40's & 50's answer unrecognizable phone numbers?RIP Viola Smith, she had her own style, pioneer for women musicians.!!!The Preacher Man's Deep Dive. Type O Negative "Black NO. 1 (Little Miss Scare-All)"Scooter's Deep Dive. David Bowie "Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps). Stumper.!!!For everybody that never thought this was a thing...back to 1918 flu pandemic...!Joke of the week sponsored by Hightower Meats 8104346188 for your meat needs. Ghosts n Goblins. Costume. Mummies. Headless Horseman.Thank you ZapSplat.com for the awesome Halloween clips!!!   

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