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Prologue: The Dog Days of Summer - Indiana Jones Marathon - Plot Shopping Indy 4 & 5 (light spoilers) - Taylor Swiftly Impacts the Local Economy Dad Jokes of the Week! OT - Hey Man, Fuck Off! Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

Episode 218! No one thought it would happen! Prologue: Are we back? - Real Housewives Drama at the golf club - Existential Time Crisis - Modern-Day Medusa Dad Jokes of the Week! OT - Suffering for a good cause Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

Episode 217 Ingredients: - Life in 1.5x - Fusion & ChatGPT - Women's XXL = Men's L/XL? - I'm an IDIOT - From the Drafts - Trailer Park: Ant-Man, GotG3 Avatar Indiana Jones Cocaine Bear Dad Jokes of the Week! OT - Fear the nihilist teens

Episode 216 Ingredients: - Crypto-con - What's the deal with Taylor Swift? - Thanks for Giving - Neighborhood No Help - Solo Hole-Oh? - Asking Elon for inventions Dad Jokes of the Week! OT - Who Knew?! Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

Episode 215 Ingredients: - The Next Mrs. Tom Brady - The Dutch Toilet - Ross Chastain goes balls to the wall - Outdated Slang - Canadian Delicacies! - Seen it? Dad Jokes of the Week! OT - Who Knew?! Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

Episode 214 Ingredients: - How not to accept a compliment - Rocking the Midwest - High School Auditing - Lifehacks! - 2022 Box Office Bombs - Pandemic lessons - Anxiety Dreams Dad Jokes of the Week! OT - When you lose someone, it's the little things that kill Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

Episode 213 Contains: - Accosted in Public about the Podcasat - If you're good at something, never do it for free - Lizzo plays a flute - "From the Drafts" - R2-D2 or Artudito? - Am I the Asshole takes a Vacation Dad Jokes of the Week! OT - WHO KNEW?! September 2022 Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

New 2on3! Episode 212 contains: - Annual civic sports bloopers - Who Raised You? - Butt Hubble - Ennui wee wee - Police the Symphony - Cold Dead Hands at the State Fair Dad Jokes of the Week! OT - Can you hole out from 175?

Ep211 includes: -Bug Assault -Daily living lifehacks -The Stadium Tour -Would You Swipe Right -Office Intruders DJOTW -WHO KNEW?! August 2022 and more? Check it out at https://pod.link/2on3

A new episode, can you believe it? On the menu: - PGA/LIV gets ugly - The lessons of youth soccer - Recall the Mall - How not to choke under pressure - Chris defeats the Quik Drop! - Twenty White Boy Names DJOTW OT - WHO KNEW?! July 2022

On the menu: Rules of Restauranting Keeping Secrets Pen Pals with Eddie Van Halen LIV Stans of Instagram Summering with Independent Children Managing the “ick” Dad Jokes of the Week! Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

On the menu: Obi-Want some takes Retiring golf cliches The Fleeing America Guidebook Rebooting 80s Sitcoms Dad Jokes of the Week! OT - WHO KNEW?! June 2022 Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

The Episode 207 Menu: - Recasting the Flash - Ich fühle deinen Schmerz - Arby's Wagyu, wag you - The science of nicotine - Maverick in the Afterlife - German v. Japanese Engineering DJOTW OT - The Casio Demo Composer Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

What's in Episode 206: *Rafa Nadal wins the French again (with painkillers) *@seatjk vs. local wildlife *Living in a movie universe *Worst First Days *@cdvillasenor vs. local residents *Best of baby talk DJOTW OT - Who Knew?! for May 2022 Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

On the episode 205 menu: * Managing your relationships in public * LIV-in la vida loca (bone saw tour) * Obi-Wan Kenobi (no spoilers) * Legacy Sequels * When is it ok to quit? * The nightmare of the time traveler DJOTW OT - Respect the band! Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

Did the Episode title trick you into thinking we went back to the old format? No? Ok. We didn't, anyway, so good job by you. On the menu: - Interacting with Gen-X - First Time Youth Coach - Expensive Foods are getting moreso - Neighborhood Troublemaker - Taylor Swift speaking engagement (tickets only $300K!) Dad Jokes of the Week! OT - The cops are mean Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

You never know what you're going to get but you know it's going to be good. On the menu: - Life or death pranks - Fickle Phil Mickelson - Everything is Columbia House - Your fantasy failure, my ruined dreams - Athleisure Breakdown - Video Game Hall of Fame Dad Jokes of the Week! OT - Dad Life

We're still working out the kinks of the revamped show format but we're here for you. On the menu: - Tales of Junior Golf - Elon and on and on - Roger Federer doesn't know Dolly Parton - Superior burrito eating - Terrorized by golf - Terrorized by hammer violence Dad Jokes of the Week! OT - WHO KNEW April '22 Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

We're back and we're going to try something new-ish? This makes your feedback more important than ever! Please listen and tell us what you like or don't about the “new” format, or if basically it's just a new version of the mac & cheese you've always loved. On the menu: *Professional baby namer *Moon Knight (no spoilers) and ranking the Disney+ MCU shows *Pull Clayton Kershaw 7 innings into a Perfect Game? *“Jaywalking” is car propaganda! *The Wordle Masters *The many benefits of mild social violence Dad Jokes of the Week! OT - Trash Wars Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

It's Episode 200 and what better way to mark a milestone than by creating a show inspired by the greatest duo around: us! Join us for a discussion on two great tastes that taste great together, both on your screen and on your plate. Prologue - We're taking a break, but we're not breaking up S1 - Top Film Duos, Quantitatively and Qualitatively S2 - Weird Food Combos: Have you, would you? S3 - Name Those Movie Duets OT - Keeping us in suspense Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

Happy New Year! Join us for a look back at the things worth remembering and the stuff we wish we could forget from 2021, we pause to avoid a NYE hangover, and then see how well we can tell this year from the last. Prologue - Holiday Travel, Oh my cron! S1 - 2021 By the Tweets S2 - What Not To Drink S3 - Wait, was this this year? OT - WHO KNEW?! For December 2021 Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

It's the 2on3 Christmas spectacular! That means we've got an outsider's POV on Xmas bookended by Alternative Xmas Movies and what your fave Xmas fare says about your personality. We take pills in the OT. Prologue - How Scroogey was Scrooge? S1 - Alternative Christmas Movies S2 - An Outsider's POV on Christmas S3 - What Your Favorite Christmas Movie says about You The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Which Pills? Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

We're heading into peak streaming season and we're here to help with movies you may have missed, then it's things to avoid when you're snack shopping, before we finally taste the delicious steak available so long as you take the blue pill, stay in the Matrix, and enjoy the simulation. Prologue - Doc Shopping S1 - Movies You Might Have Missed S2 - Shopping the Middle Aisles S3 - Is this Real Life? The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - KFC Follows Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

It's a week of firsts in Episode 196, as we break down some of the best directorial debuts, explore the history of being first, and indulge in some of our first memories. Come along and remember some times. Prologue - First city council meeting S1 - Directorial Debuts S2 - The History of Firsts S3 - Our First Memories The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Cross culture tightrope walking in school Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

6 Tom Holland Spider-Man movies? We break down worldwide superhero popularity (and spend a moment on villains as well), then talk about how not to be an asshole when people are trying to help in the kitchen, and wrap up with an data-driven look at optimism. Prologue - Too comfortable S1 - Marvel-ous Updates S2 - AITA Kitchen Edition S3 - Data for Optimism The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - November WHO KNEW?! Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

It's a Thanksgiving episode without any food takes, but with plenty of ingredient analysis. We break down how USA Today says you can watch your waistline over the holidays, give names to all the pie variations available to you, and then Chris embarks on his political journey in earnest. Prologue - Double D Meats requires gumption S1 - Thanksgiving Calorie Counting S2 - Fruit, Bread, Go! S3 - Chris makes the Council The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Practice like you play Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

We're here to educate you this week with little known and likely little needed knowledge as we open the history books of Hollywood, make sure you dump your psychotic significant other, and then regale you with tales of idiocy not seen since at least last week. Let's get edumacated! Prologue - The Reese's Pie...of Death S1 - Hollywood History S2 - 11 Signs You're Dating a Psychopath S3 - The Moron Chronicles The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Should You Fire Your Best Employee? Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

"How do you behave when no one's watching?" This week it's the exploration of a timeless question about who you are and what you do when you're alone. Inspired by Tom Hanks' Finch, we talk about our own experiences and then, of course, Alone Movies! Prologue - Justifiable Complaints about the PNW Weather S1 - Alone, but not lonely S2 - Finch, starring Tom Hanks S3 - Alone Movies The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Hunger Games Propaganda Politics Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

We dive deep into the nuances of aberrant behavior this week, as we wonder who's in touch with a 35-year old zeitgeist, give you some advice on how to be ready for the course by packing only what you need, and determining just how many things your parents taught you that have no basis in fact. Prologue - Establishing Charcuterween S1 - Do You Know Mario? S2 - Cleaning Out Your Golf Bag S3 - What's Normal, Anyway? The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Ask a Question, Get an Answer Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

It's Halloween and this week we learned that the Michael Myers mask is just duded up Bill Shatner. More amazing props, some sand thoughts, and times you got caught in Episode 190. Prologue - The Shark Retires S1 - Good Props S2 - DUNE (light spoilers, kind of) S3 - You Got Caught! The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - October Who Knew?! Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

A return to the formula this week as we wax nostalgic for the group experience, take apart an argument that students underachieve vis a vis some notion of academic nobility, and then ask if life can't be simpler, or if money makes you a simpleton. Prologue - You better ‘knot' mention that again S1 - #MovieCheers S2 - C Student Success S3 - Conservation of Complexity The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Full size candy in Rancho Cucamonga Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

Halt the search! Someone let #BarbaraBroccoli know that we've found the ideal candidate for the next @007! @JoshuaTufts joins us this week to sort through the candidates and then, a Bond Bracket, of course! Prologue - Plant-based die-it S1 - What Makes a Bond? S2 - Also-rans S3 - The Bond Bracket The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Oh Boy Factorio! Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee James Bond Theme by John Barry and His Orchestra from Dr No, 1962

This week, Paul Thomas Anderson made a movie with Philip Seymour Hoffman's son, and that gets us started on the benefits and pitfalls of Hollywood nepotism. We pivot to a conversation about predictions of the future and the careers being swallowed into the abyss, before moving on to discover whether personal responsibility is also disappearing. Prologue - Being a responsible Mariners fan S1 - Movies, A Family Affair S2 - Dead-end Jobs S3 - Take my advice, be responsible The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - September Who Knews Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

This week we try to spiff up the Space Force uniforms, see if we can't create some guidelines on which human names it's ok to use for pets, and then we talk about golf. Prologue - Captain Obvious Curriculum Night S1 - Dress to Impress, in Space S2 - Brad the Dog S3 - Ryder Cup Analysis The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Tales of Junior Golf Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

Pop Culture! Life Strategies! Existentialism! We know what we're good at and we stick to it. We remember Norm McDonald, shake our fists at our bosses, and then try to get our brains to self-reflect on why they lie to us. It's fun, let's go! Prologue - COVID gets too close S1 - Remembering Norm McDonald S2 - Bad Boss Posts S3 - Unreliable Brain The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Better be on mute, Eternal Allen wrenches Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

Chris returns from a trip to his past and we revel in the nostalgia of it all. It's Movies and Music, and then it's time for some tennis and the teen phenoms therein. Prologue - Chris Rocks the Midwest S1 - Best Class Reunion Movies S2 - Rock & Roll Time Travel Ticket S3 - US Open Update (the tennis one) The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Blue's Clues makes you cry Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

Friend of the show Josh joins Ty this week while Chris is off living his rock n' roll fantasy, and this time, the guys get the audio files to upload properly. It's all words as we talk about the pain words can cause, the final word in movies, and the proper order of some memorable movie lines. Prologue - Getting old and fit S1 - Getting Roasted by Loved Ones S2 - Our Top Movie Sign-Offs S3 - The Debut of Quote Order The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Local News Factoids Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

E182. The Wizard Bar, Don't Text Your Ex, Ever Evolving Euphemisms Communication and how you present yourself to the world have an outsized effect on your life. Join us for this week as we discover how fandom has taken hold of the local watering hole, then after you're good and drunk, don't text your ex. If you do, make sure you're using the latest language. Prologue - Politely declining a job S1 - Seattle's Splintered Wand S2 - Don't Text Your Ex S3 - Language Evolves Forever The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Conflict Resolution? Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

The dynamic duo is back together and getting ready for back to school. We're going to watch movies to get inspired, we're going to wade into the war for pen supremacy, and then we're going to look for alternatives to college, because it's not exactly what it's cracked up to be. Prologue - Hair Lessons S1 - High School Movies S2 - Back to School Supplies S3 - College? Are you Sure? The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Don't try to parse words with Ty Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

In Ty's absence, we've got hot Chris on Chris action! The guys catch up as the summer winds down and examine why everything is so fatiguing, all the time. Prologue - Still Tired S1 - Summering in Place S2 - Olympic Round-Up S3 - Talk Boring to Me (about Movies) Dad Jokes of the Week! OT - Rihanna is a billionaire? Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee UbnmIMfT8IZ4r7YAUnva

We're back, again! We start by analyzing the current state of channel flipping before diving right into some fun conspiracy ideas that won't tear your family apart, figure out how to avoid landmines at the beach, and discuss how hard it is to fake it when it comes to being nice to strangers. Prologue - Channel Surfing, Evolved S1 - Non-Toxic Conspiracy Theories S2 - Beachgoing Strategies S3 - Not Ready to Facke Nice The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Pee in the Shower Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

We're back! We've got an update on Chris's run for local government and the things he's going to advocate for, a return to the Well of Would You Rather, and the Sriracha origin story all hot and fresh for you! Prologue - Parenting is Refereeing S1 - Chris's Local Priorities S2 - Would You Rather? S3 - Sriracha Origins The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - On the true purpose of the HOV lane

We're getting a little Olympic fever on the other side of the heat wave, and we're treating it by ranking sports by their level of difficulty, tweeting at Simone Biles about “St. Louis style pizza”, and then trying to figure out if that makes us crazy. Prologue - Dad Jokes of the Week! S1 - How Hard Is Your Sport? S2 - Defunct Casual Dining Spots S3 - Are You a Nutjob? OT - In Character at an Orgy Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

Hey, it's summer! And it's suddenly hot as hell outside. Luckily, sports are having a summer moment, we've got strategies for you to keep cool, and then we've got life and death moral dilemmas for you to ponder while you lay in your sweltering bedroom cursing climate change, unable to sleep! Prologue - Golf Dad Confidential S1 - Summer Sports Spectacular S2 - It's F#ck!ng Hot S3 - Moral Dilemmas The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Saved By The Bell or 90210? Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

It's easier than ever to run afoul of public sentiment, and harder than ever to apologize. But this week we dig into the specifics of saying sorry, choosing violence, or assuming the best (worst?) about others. Prologue - Batman's heroic sex acts S1 - Celebrity Apologies S2 - On-Course Assault S3 - True American Myths The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Critical Race Theory Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

When does a rivalry become a liability? Chris thinks Brooks v. Bryson is bad for golf, and maybe bad for the entire world! Then we celebrate Brood X with our favorite Insect Movies, and give you a jump on Dia de los Padres with a Father's Day gift guide review (enough with the shaving stuff!) Prologue - Bigfoot, Weed, and the French Open S1 - Anatomy of a Rivalry S2 - Favorite Insect Movies S3 - Father's Day Gifts are getting worse The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - New Vaccine Customer Promotions Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

We're going behind the curtain this week, as Netflix finally gave us a taste of what their real streaming numbers look like and it probably won't shock you to discover the numbers are mind-boggling. Then it's an exploration of personal Cheetos mythos, before we finish by deconstructing the mess that led Naomi Osaka to pull the ripcord on the French Open. Prologue - Chris enters Public Life S1 - Top 10 Netflix Original Movies by the Streams S2 - The Myth of Flamin' Hot Cheetos S3 - Naomi Osaka throws up the metaphorical double birds The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Customer Disservice Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin' Time” by Pat Lee

It’s a week of high points, as we talk about the pleasing art of the well-executed cameo, some of the most fun and ridiculous off-course golf behavior in quite some time, and who else deserves a Guy Fieri-level payday from their network. Then it’s time for an unexpected journey to the Caribbean with Corn Nuts in the OT. Prologue - IT Pro heal thyself S1 - Memorable Cameos S2 - Off-course Golf Drama S3 - Guy Fieri’s Payday The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Corn Nuts History Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

This week we get to the bottom of some long running cartoon mysteries, we return to the land of morally ambiguous choices, and finally we wonder how long you could stay alive in a fight with a wild animal (and why you’re wrong about that). Prologue - People, It’s the smell S1 - Is Dora Blind? S2 - More Morally Ambiguous Lifehacks S3 - Which Animal Could You Beat in a Fight? The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - The worst Dad Jokes - Boat Names Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Josh subs in for Ty this week to let Chris just run wild. There’s no timer, the guys work blue, it’s chaos! Enjoy! Prologue - MC Hammer Car Talk S1 - Seattle’s GOAT Athlete S2 - Guilty Pleasures S3 - Celebrity Engagements Dad Jokes Are BACK OT - Rock HOF Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

PCLS&E for you this week! First we’re visiting some sliding doors casting moments from some of your favorite movies, then we present some sketchy lifehacks that might serve as good litmus tests for the people in your life, and finally it’s time to talk about aliens again! Prologue - Teacher Fit S1 - Re-casting Call: Sliding Doors Edition S2 - Morally Ambiguous Lifehacks S3 - UFO No! The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - You can’t tell young you nothing Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee