Cartoon Lampoon Podcast

All good things must come to an end. It would seem the same is true of junk.  We go out with a bang though! 'Cause it doesn't get weirder than Strawinsky, whose full name I refuse to type. We Review Strawinsky. Direct Download

Better late than never I always say. See? 'Cause both our episode was late, and the movie got a pushed back release date! Didn't notice? Doesn't matter. Elton John has helped make another animated movie about gnomes! This time it's a mystery! (I'm just assuming the first one was a love story; didn't see it) And just like any good mystery, this one comes with a twist! A twist about farts!  Can we stop now? We review Sherlock Gnomes. Direct Download

Didya Know?! Eugene Levy and Fred Willard are different people! They were both in 'Best in Show' with Catherine O'Hara though. Oh, I'm sorry. Was there a movie going on here? We review Chicken Little. Direct Download

Our Omni Mic audio adventure continues. I guess the theme month this time is movies that have incidental Brad Bird involvement. Who woulda guessed? We Review Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland aka Little Nemo aka Nemo. Direct Download

After years of waiting, it's finally thematically appropriate to review Animalympics. Even though this is probably the third Olympics that has come around since the podcast started. Word to the wise: Don't take history lessons from animators. Or, for that matter, sports advice. Don't even ever listen to us, for God's sake. We Review Animalympics. Direct Download

Sorry Guys! Seth's computer did something weird and now our audio sounds like we recorded it on a Sega Genesis. We aren't gonna subject you to two hours of that though, so this is just an apology file. We are gonna try and repair the audio, but as you can hear in this episode, it's pretty ear shattering, and there may be nothing we can do. That's just how it is sometimes, but we're sorry. You'll be happy to know that Seth's been fired though. We swear we reviewed Planes Fire & Rescue Direct Download

Gotta be the longest, most convoluted movie title we've had so far. Which is fitting cause this episode is all over the place. The only good news is we didn't have to watch the first one. We Review Happily N'Ever After 2: Snow White - Another Bite @ the Apple. Direct Download

What a way to start the new year. I guess there's nowhere to go ... but UP! This episode ends up discussing sensitive topics like Bill Cosby and other sexual assault allegations. Just a fair warning if you don't want to have to deal with that. The episode isn't good enough to try if you don't want to hear about it. Also we acknowledge that no one has been criminally convicted, the charges discussed are alleged and we are merely stating our individual opinions. Now doesn't this all sound fun? We Review What's Up Balloon to the Rescue Direct Download

We're almost out of the woods this Christmas and the final obstacle is Gummibär (Gummy Bear, but with an umlaut, get it?) The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa. The box is full of false claims, but at least it's upfront about its hideous star and the fact that aliens appear in this 'film'. We review Gummibär The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa Direct Download

The endless Christmas begins again on the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast. The 8th or 9th or 10th Christmas we've celebrated in the 4 years we've been doing it. Gotta be close to the 5th Rankin/Bass movie we've done, maybe the 4th Santa Origin Story. Can you believe we haven't even made a dent in Animated Christmas Specials yet?! We Review The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus. Direct Download

This has gotta be the worst thing that Harvey Weinstein's ever done right? Without checking the news of the past couple months or paying attention to anything any female celebrity has ever said, or just looking at Harvey Weinstein, I'm going to assume this is the worst thing he's ever done. Let me just Google him to make sure I'm spelling his name right. ... Oh. Well, I'll just check on Louis C.K. while I've got Google open. ... Oh. This is gonna take a while. We review Doogal. Direct Download

The lowest grossing computer animated film of all time finally makes it to the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast. If only it was notable in any other conceivable way. What a mess. We review Delgo with our opinions. Direct Download

We take a nice easy stroll through one of the newest Scooby-Doo! movies to end our 3rd Season and do an end of season recap of some of the best and worst movies of the year. We also chit-chat about a few other Halloween specials you can look forward to/dread this year, and also a surprising amount of Star Trek talk. Direct Download 

This movie is tactless and easily the worst thing we've ever seen. I know we say that a lot but this time we mean it. We didn't even get halfway through it before just skipping to the end credits. So to make up for the lack of movie discussion we have an animation career discussion about 47 minutes in to the episode. So skip to that if you don't want to hear about this Horror monstrosity.  Also I threw the DVD out. the end. Happy Halloween Month Direct Download

That's the image Wikipedia has as the main movie poster image. Its oddly cropped, it has a banner only on the top, and then an overly detailed background image that is bottom left justified for some reason. Then Richard Williams picked one of his forty titles for the film, slapped it on there, put the Tiny Toon Adventures Logo in it, and left the rest a black void. All it all its strange, jumbled, admittedly pretty in places, too busy at points, too spare in others, and honestly? Probably not finished. In short its the most apt movie poster I've ever seen considering the movie its trying to sell. We review Richard Williams, and somewhere in the cross hairs we manage to discuss The Thief and the Cobbler (and its many versions) Apropos of nothing, here's a link to Double King if you haven't seen it. Direct Download

I'm just gonna let you all know now, this episode should really be called 'Basics of Animation' and 'History of Flash' because we talk about that a Hell of a lot more than we talk about the movie itself. One of the worst things we've seen on the show if not truly the very bottom of what animation as an art form has to offer.  Hats off to Phil Nibbelink though, he's a talented animator who has had a hand in making some of our favorite movies throughout the 80s and 90s. This, however, was, to put it nicely, outside of his wheelhouse. Every single one of his wheelhouses in fact. We Review Puss in Boots (1999)  Direct Download

Welp. It's Party Time. I'm not sure anything more than that needs to be said about this infamously bad, tone-deaf animated flop. Which, if nothing else, serves to remind us which side of WW2 Italy was on.  We Review Titanic: The Legend Goes On Direct Download

This episode is alternatively titled " 2 Hours of Crosstalk" Spoilers for the episode: We hated this. This was not fun. Talking about it was almost fun. Seeing it was maybe the least fun there ever was. We review The Emoji Movie. Leave. Direct Download

Don't let that image fool you. This film is something else. A nightmarish Hellscape to be specific; from the far off land of Bulgaria made in 1982. Which is JUST in time to create doubts about where Disney got their idea for a space themed Treasure Island. But which one comes out on top? Who's to say? We are! We review The Treasure Planet Direct Download

This movie is 90 percent less Christmasy than that image would have you believe.  There is no Santa Helpers, only half a minute of Santa, no candy canes, no Christmas lights, no gingerbread cottage. There's plenty of gross CGI animation though. We review The Flight Before Christmas Direct Download

or uh Warning! Sexually Explicit Content in this episode. Seriously, if you think the word cum is Latin, skip this one. Otherwise we take on another Christmas movie for our impressive collection of holiday trash. And even though we consume this garbage multiple times a year, we aren't even close to putting a dent in our options, that's how much of this crap there is. We Review Annabelle's Wish Direct Download

An unbelievably outdated (that means racist) cartoon from waaaaaay too recent years. Request month continues with one of the worst things we've ever seen. I'm not gonna get too detailed with this one, other than it made us sick and we almost turned it off early...but if you want to see just how bad it is in less than 30 seconds... check out this clip that Seth thinks sums it up pretty well: Youtube Direct Download

Well our vacation is over and we're right back into the drudgery of our daily routines. We are kicking off again with a slew of Audience Requests and at the front of the line is perhaps our most, or at least one of our most requested movies. None of us can figure out why. Really. There is nothing at all in this movie. We Review Once Upon A Forest. Direct Download

Well its shattering box office records so I guess that means it must be good! Looks like we all have a live action Enchanted Christmas to look forward to in a few years. Which should give Ewan McGregor plenty of time to figure out what a French person sounds like. We review Beauty and the Beast. Direct Download

We tackle a Disney knockoff before the latest self-inflicted Disney knockoff (Beauty and the Beast) hits theaters. The film that sparked the entire podcast finally worms its way into the lineup, with... pretty harmless results, honestly. At least for some. Except for that Jean-Bob! John Cleese is a nightmare in this! A straight up movie killing nightmare! Also I guess the title is 'the Swan princess' with just the one capital 'S' ... or maybe 'The Swan princess' What a mess.  Direct Download

I like that Cheech and Chong get SO much more money than 95% of the rest of the cast. Including Patrick Warburton who doesn't even make it on the front of the poster. Cheech and Chong are in the movie for 4 minutes. MAXIMUM. 'Cheech' Marin and Tommy Chong are also two individual people with full names, but the movie poster can't be bothered with that. We review Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs Evil for no conceivable reason. Direct Download  

Well... we tried to avoid this one. Thought we could get away with it if we never mentioned it BUT... alas..we've been found out and here we are. Jim Belushi is back in his 3rd movie with us...so that's great. That's way more Jim Belushi than I ever wanted in my life...but fine. This episodes tag password is Red Riding Hood Patrick Warburton Fairy Tale Comedy Garbage Suicidal Thoughts Oscar Winner Anne Hathaway  Direct Download

We take a look at one of last year's biggest animated disappointments: Ratchet and Clank. Disappointment in the sense that it didn't do well... not so much that anyone was expecting anything good out of a Playstation Video Game Movie. Joining us on this episode is resident Markiplier look-alike, and malapropism enthusiast Adam Ford So lets jump in and tear this super long cut scene that for some inexplicable reason actually made it into theaters apart. Additionally I'm sorry about the cat noises SO MANY FUCKING CAT NOISES! Direct Download    

Soak in that cover audience, because that is 100% of what we had to go on when starting this episode. You know what we knew, so lets dive in and see what the hell this thing is. and if you want to spoil it for yourself or watch it later, here are some links to what it wound up being. But its not Disney, I can tell you that much.   Youtube 1 Youtube 2 Youtube 3 Youtube 4  Direct Download

Do you like being confused? Do you like being confused while listening to your broken iPod that's stuck on shuffle and it decides when the song starts and stops? Do you like doing all that while being overcharged for popcorn? Well then have I got the movie for you. Also... if you're gonna give your movie a title...make it something Googleable. Might as well call it Track 01 Unknown Artist if you're gonna call it 'Sing' I gotta type buzzwords in the description just to hope I get hits, like: Animation Comedy Music Animals Cartoon. We review Sing from Illumination Entertainment and it doesn't go well. Direct Download

If you ever wanted a Christmas movie where Santa Claus bitch-slaps a wizard in front of his own son while soaring above the clouds in a magic sleigh than this is the movie for you. And if you ever wanted that than something is wrong with you. It stars Ed Asner (who would go on to play Santa Claus like 7 more times) and Tim Curry who has been in so many bad animated movies that we've reviewed I've honestly lost count. Oh and if anyone is curious we found some personal art work from the film's director Toby Bluth Its not great but its better than half of his brother's movies. Direct Download

I really hate Christmas now. Just...just flat out hate it. This is one of our most requested movies for our Christmas months so we finally saddled up to experience the mind numbing monotony that is The Christmas Tree. A movie that is more Dissolve-To-Black than actual film.  Spoiler Alert: The DVD case doesn't make it out of the review entirely unscathed so... don't get too attached to that great box art. Direct Download

... I think what the poster wanted to say was 'Hang on to your GIBLETS' but...they probably couldn't get away with that so they said 'nuggets' ... but I've never had Turkey Nuggets. Chicken Nuggets or McNuggets..those are a thing. This thing that the movie poster said isn't a thing. That should be a warning sign. I mean you can make turkey nuggets, but that's not the first thing I would word associate. Its Thanksgiving! Which is a holiday I don't really care about, at all. Will FreeBirds be able to unGrinch my heart and teach me the true meaning of Thanksgiving? NOPE We review FreeBirds. and the intro is from an ATHF episode that ... really does the whole time travel turkey story a lot better in about a tenth of the time. Direct Download

Season Three of this comedic (that's being generous) animation themed podcast kicks off with an EPIC sequel to FernGully 2. A painfully derivative, exceptionally boring colorful waste of time. With Pitbull in it. and a Pug. (A group of which is called a grumble) and a Slug (A group of which is called a slog. Just like this movie!) Sound like a good time yet? Well...buckle up   By the way a group of slugs is actually called a Cornucopia... which is too pretty a word for slugs. Direct Download

Our 2nd Season comes to a close with a meek fizzle that only Kiss can provide. We review the nightmarish hell-scape that is Scooby-Doo and KISS, a film made in 2015! That's Two Thousand and Fifteen! KISS! and after that we discuss our lowest and highest points from this past year, and pick our Three Least Favorite films from the past year. And our Favorites. So feel free to turn this episode off halfway through! Also Happy Halloween! Direct Download

We press on throughout the month of Halloween heretofore referred to as October with a spooky 'film' starring Shrek and the gang. And what Shrek talk would be complete without special guest Adam Ford! who has nothing at all to do professionally with Shrek. But he loves it regardless  We play a special edition of Fuck, Marry, Kill with Shrek because Adam willed it so. and we also discuss South Dakota's deeply rooted disdain for us. Fuck you South Dakota. We don't need you. We've got Wyoming. Direct Download

If you hated The Suicide Squad then you'll love its better, older, smaller budgeted, better scripted film. That I think the novelization of The Suicide Squad even stole from. I read an article about how the novel expanded on (industry code for 'made better') the backstories of the villains, and gave Killer Croc a fear of heights. Which King Shark displays in this film. So fuck your stupid ass Novel. Also Happy Halloween! We review Batman: Assault on Arkham Starring Kevin Conroy and a Mark Hamill soundalike. Also we pay our respects to C. Martin Croker. 'Clay' to us, and nothing short of a powerhouse animator that laid the groundwork for [adultswim] and made everything we do here in Georgia possible. Voice of Zorak and Moltar, exceptional animator, and all around great guy. He will be missed. He also posted on Facebook once that he hated Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer. So he had excellent taste too. The password for this episode is : Suicide Squad Halloween Batman Joker Harley Quinn Direct Download

  No Animated Movie this week, but we read one doozy of an E-mail and just have some industry chit chat and general fun discussion.  also Gloria joins us! and Seth's here too! What a fun night. What could be any more fun than that? Anything? Better say 'no' dammit!   No Password for this episode. We're keeping it nice and laid back this week  Direct Download

Oh Boy! Another big, loud, colorful disaster. Of course I'm talking about the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast. Which is discussing Felix the Cat's feature length movie this episode. The hunt for Seth continues in this episode, but we're joined by special guest Jason Barnes. We're still new to this whole running the show without Seth's equipment thing, so bear with us wont you? If you don't like it, send us an email and we'll refund your purchase price. The Password for this episode is  Felix the Cat Kit Cat Clock Click Clock Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck and Don Oriolo Christmas Speaking of...Enjoy this special christmasy treat Lets Have Fun For Christmas - Don Oriolo If you liked that, you'll love Felix the Cat the Movie. Direct Download

If you think the word 'fuck' is funny, get ready, cause that's the joke. We review FoodFight's better behaved, and somehow more controversial cousin Sausage Party. Also Gloria McAndrew continues her trend of only being in some episodes. This one isn't one of them. The password for this episode is Food Fight Gross Seth Native American Alcoholism Fuck Funny? Direct Fuck Download Fuck -- Funny right?

Yes that's a Playstation 2 game cover...no that's not a mistake. The Cartoon Lampoon Podcast officially lowers the bar on what it considers to be a movie. The bare minimum is now 2 frames For anyone in the know: this is a Dingo Pictures film. For anyone not in the know: Welcome to the know. The password for this episode is: The Lion King Ripoff Disney Animated Filth Insult Direct Download

Rankin and Bass is back for one more chance at redemption after the non-stop barrage of garbage that is their Filmography. Spoiler Alert? You should probably watch the movie before you listen to this episode. Don't say I didn't warn you. Don't you dare ever say that again. We Review: Another movie with an ungodly long title that I refuse to type again. The password for this episode is : Christmas Rudolph Santa Comedy Animation Charles Nelson Reilly Also GLORIA is BACK! which makes even the worst episode the best episode ever. Direct Download

Its that time of year again. Time for us all to be reminded that Christmas comes but once each year. Except here, when we force it upon ourselves twice. We kick off Christmas in July with Elf Bowling The Movie and I'm not writing the full title again I don't care. Its too long. so grab some egg nog from the back of your fridge that you forgot about until now, chop it up, and get ready to throw up that mess at this mess. We review more Christmas crap. This episode's password is: Elf Christmas Comedy Animation Regret Tom Kenny Direct Download

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Its another theme month here on the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast, even if it is starting a little late. Its the Summer of Love! and as such Lenny picked out two movies that he enjoys, but he feels aren't as popular (or well liked) as they should be. Will the other hosts agree with his sentiments? Or will they vomit with rage at having spent 2 hours watching a decade old Dreamworks film. Bet you can't guess which! This episodes Password is: Dreamworks Animation Cartoon William Shatner Comedy Subjective Direct Download  

Here we go folks! Its a new kind of episode format I'm calling 'Lampoon Lonelies' Basically Seth and Sagan didn't want to spend the 18 dollars it takes to go see Angry Birds in theaters... ....I can't imagine why..... SO! Lenny went and saw it by himself. But those too slack-offs can't get out of the episode that easily, they're still sitting in to hear about it This episode's secret password is: Angry Birds Game Show Movie Review Comedy Podcast Mediocre  Direct Download

Listener request month comes to a close, which means almost nothing because we are still just gonna grab movies you all suggest to us. But I guess the concerted effort is over with for now. Grand Finale though! We cap it all off with Shinbone Alley...a movie you've likely never heard of. 2/3rds of our Podcast had never heard of it, so there's that. This is one of our jolliest episodes ever, so I guess Carol Channing brings out the best of us. Did she bring out the best in Shinbone Alley? Find out...right now! Whats that? you want some interesting buzzwords that iTunes might find useful as search tags? well sure! Animation Comedy Movie Review Animated Podcast Bickering There you go.  Direct Download

We're Back! (From a Hiatus) and we brought that giant yellow/orange cock and balls up there with us. We take a look at We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story and man...does it just not hold up at all. If you're foggy on it, feel free to take a look at the trailer.  We're Back Youtube Trailer By the way, the music change at about 1:15 is NOT the Beetlejuice theme. Its a legally distinct original piece of music written by James Horner for this movie. Its NOT Beetlejuice....Its Not.....Its totally a rip off of Beetlejuice. We also have a return of repeat offenders/Podcast Favorites: Phil Nibblink (Romeo and Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss) and Martin Short (Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return, and Pebble and the Penguin) So yeah... its good to be back. Legal Disclaimer: Take medicine only as directed by a doctor, and follow all the instructions on the medicine container.  Direct Download

Move over Zambezia! There's a new grand finale in our alphabetically ordered episode list on the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast. And if this is years later and you're having trouble finding the Blu-ray or DVD just check in the very bottom corner of the Disney section of Best Buy and you should find it next to the Zorro box set. We review Zootopia: Disney's latest animated feature, and I don't want to give anything away...but we really have nothing but good things to say about it. Its one of Disney's best. Incredibly smart, Artistically Breathtaking, Fun, Important. Why are you even reading this. Just go to the movies and watch it. also feel free to check out This Review  We think its like.....CRAZY racist sounding...and I'd love for you to see it.... Maybe we read it wrong?  I mean you can dislike the movie if you want. It doesn't make you a bad person. Not at all. But...this review up there is like.....Whoa. Add your voice to the comment section there if you want :D Direct Download

Listener Request Month continues and its becoming more and more obvious that you, audience, do not like us. You want to hurt us. And you have. We review Phil Nibbleink's Romeo & Juliet Sealed with a Kiss, a poor, POOR attempt at adapting the greatest love story ever told, (At least it was the greatest until Attack of the Clones came out).  An Attempt by the way that he made all by himself. Literally! One person, wrote, directed, and animated this movie. ALL BY HIMSELF. His wife helped produce, his 5 year old helped voice act. Starring seals! No one is in it, and nothing happens. But if you want to get an idea of what this movie is like here's a youtube link to his previous movie Puss in Boots. Buckle up Kids. Puss in Boots - Why Won't You Marry Me   Direct Download

OH...... oh..... Oh no. Oh look at that. ... LOOK AT THAT!  Oh! Well now look at that! ... Okay now look at the first one. Now back here. Now there. Can you believe that these are two covers for the same movie? CAN YOU?!?  Well you better. Because its true.  We kick off Recommendation Month with A Fish Tale and/or Help! I'm a Fish. An animated movie from Denmark starring the late, and immensely missed, Alan Rickman.  Episode Hi-lights? Seth does not define any words from the dictionary, The gang dissects the American DVD  cover's intentions, and Lenny finds a new love.  If you have any movies you'd like us to review for Recommendation Month feel free to toss us an email at CartoonLampoonPodcast@gmail.com  Direct Download