Don't Tease The Animals

Been pining over those Insta-worthy pantries? Craving a glowed-up closet? Yeah...us too. This week, Pam & Sarah chat drool-worthy organization, own up to their personal clutter catastrophes, aaaand Joe schools us all on how to make your Google calendar your b*tch. As always, we follow it all up with two perfectly planned games: first, the gals each share their own old-school Cosmo-esque quiz to help you find your personal organizational style, before we close with a tidy little improv scene that the ladies make up on the spot, based on the rest of the episode! So get your sh*t together and let's laugh a bit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shall we compare all nine of you to a dope ass queen?With flowing locks enviable by every babe of the eighties-nineteen.We're as stoked for this week as a Tiger Beat held by a tween,Because we love ya so much, it makes us try to rhyme like George Gershween....Ok that was a stretch, but hey we tried! Per usual, we're trying something new this week and going in on poetry! Pam & Sarah are woefully unprepared, and Joe is ready to laugh at them along with all of you. Let's dive in for some of the worst poetry you've ever heard, followed by rhyme battles and an epic improv finale. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They say that “a Garden is a duet between a human being and Mother Nature.” We say that's a pair we'd follow on Spotify. This week's episode goes out to all you gorgeous green thumbs out there. Pam & Sarah try to figure out whether they're gardening goddesses or plant pariahs before jumping into two fertile, fertile games. The first: “Pitch It or Ditch It” where the two take turns pitching their best evergreen ideas as Joe plays Shark Tank. Then, they're bringing their best crops of internet gardening disasters, with a twist in “Craigslist or Catfish: Garden Edition”. Grab your wheelbarrows and stinkiest fertilizer — we're digging into some laughs this week!For more info about us or our sponsors, check out our Insta @dontteasetheanimalspodcastCheck out this episode's sponsors!Merchant's Daughter Hard Cider or find them on IG @merchantsdaugherhardciderCo-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back — we've been dreaming of you! This week Pam & Sarah endeavor to kiki with their subconsciouses…subconsciousi?…subconsciousese? Anyway, we're talking about dreams! The ladies are sharing their dreamy highlight reels and pulling some very deep stuff out of Joe. And ooh are these games good. First up, “Reality or Nightmare”. They take turns trying to stump each other with stories of some seriously dastardly dreams…or are they? And to put our episode to bed, we're living our best Cosmo lives trying to find out “What Kind of Dreamer Are You?” The gals have come up with some quizzes straight out of your 2001 dreams, so play along!For more info about us or our sponsors, check out our Insta @dontteasetheanimalspodcastCheck out this episode's sponsors!Getaway and use Promo Code DTTA25 for a sweet discount!Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Season 5 y'all! Pam & Sarah are stoked to be back after what feels like forever with juicy updates, some hot tea, and of course, fresh laughs. This week we're channeling our dearest and inner-est Abby's and diving into advice. The gals chat the good, the bad, and the ugly sides of sticking their noses in other peoples' bizness before crushing two kick-ass games: Best Suggestion (where each person comes in with either the best advice ever or something that came out of a hot wet garbage can) and Famous Last Words (where the gals take turns trying to stump each other with famous pieces of advice throughout history).For more info about us or our sponsors, check out our Insta @dontteasetheanimalspodcastCheck out this episode's sponsors!Getaway and use Promo Code DTTA25 for a sweet discount!Take the Plunge Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're pinching ourselves this week, as Pam & Sarah welcome the inimitable Faith Prince, Tony Award Winner and superstar of stage, screen, and our fangirling hearts for over 3 decades! You do not want to miss this one, as the gals chat with Faith about her illustrious career, some of her most memorable moments, and why helping up-and-coming artists has become her new mission. And we should be calling this our Season "FUN-ale" with two totally kick-ass games. First up: "Other Side of The Tracks" -- think Quickfire meets Vogue interview where Faith answers these two nosey nellies' questions as quickly as possible. And our last game, "Dear Faith" is closing out Season 4 with a bang as Ms. Prince hosts her very own advice column, spilling more wisdom than any of us deserve. It's been a hell of a season, and we're stoked to share this GEM of a finale! xoxo, P&SCo-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guest: Faith PrinceEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yabba dabba DO click that play button! This week's topic has got us feeling all of our very best Saturday morning feels. Sufferin succotash — it's Cartoons! Dust off that cable remote and stroll down memory lane with us as Pam & Sarah relive their fave characters and shows, talk current trends in animation, and dogging on the ones they could do without. Cowabunga dudes, first game up: “Get Looney, Tooney” and the gals are pitching their ideas for new cartoons to Joe with their most epic theme song creations. Then we're closing out with one of our personal favorites: “Celebrity Cagematch”! Who doesn't love listening as their favorite cartoon characters from childhood go head to head in an all out brawl. Tune in! It'll be a blast. …Giggity.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Break out the bubble wrap and throw out half of everything you own...you guessed it...it's moving tiiiime. This week, Pam and Sarah are *unpacking* one of life's most annoying tasks: sharing their own personal battle stories, dropping their best techniques for purging that storage unit, and commiserating on the general "ugh-ness" of it all. But it's not all complaining cuz we've got two super duper games! First up, the gals are sending Joe on the most epic pre-moving errand journey that has ever been, then we're bookending this beast with a Moving-In-Themed improv! So double park that U-Haul (I'm sure it'll be fine there) and share some laughs with us.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cowabunga! We've got a totally tubular episode coming out the barrel with super *swell* brahhh, Tyler Breuer of Swell Season Surf Radio! We're stoked to be chatting all about riding the waves with Tyler: how he found surfing, his mission to share the waves far and wide, and some truly epic stories. And, of course, we've got two totally bitchin games lined up — “Hang Ten…or Not” where Tyler schools Pam & Sarah on some gnarly surf terms and “What's Up With You, Point Break?” where these two kooks throw out Cosmo-esque quizzes to determine your true surfer dude alter ego. Come on in, the water's fine.Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guest: Tyler BreuerEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scalpel! We're bringing you belly laughs with surgical precision this week. Pam & Sarah are swapping scar stories, diagnosing proper hospital etiquette, and more. Games this week cut deep with "Pitch the Stitch" where the gals bring their ideas on the next big thing in modern medicine, followed by a round of "Would You Rather" that would make McDreamy stop and scratch his head. So tune in STAT. You'll be in...sorry, not sorry...stitches. Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All bets are off in Newsstand Studios today! Pam & Sarah are rolling the dice and tossing their chips in on Gambling this week. The gals share their very best Vegas stories, their extremely scientific technique on betting, and even a couple of Whale sightings. And we're lettin' it ride with two fabulous games. Up first is "Craigslist or Catfished: Dealer Please" where Pam & Sarah take turns trying to trick each other by hiding a totally made-up bizarre Vegas tale among two real ones that are almost stranger than fiction. And we're closing out with "High Stakes Casino Pitch" where the gals try their hands at inventing the next big game to hit the floors at Caesars Palace or Cosmopolitan. So click that little play button...it's a damn safe bet you'll laugh with us. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appCo-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the gals welcome special guests Gianmarco Soresi and Russell Daniels: actors, comedians, BFFs, and hosts of the hilarious podcast "The Downside with Gianmarco Soresi". The guys share how one off-Broadway spoof on the Bachelorette combined with a less-awkward-than-expected train ride can take you from reluctant colleagues to fast friends, and the crew explores all different kinds of friendships. Then for games, the gloves come off with Compliment Throwdown: Frenemy Edition, followed by a ridiculous Adult Friendship Speed Dating Improv. Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guests: Russell Daniels & Gianmarco SoresiEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, we are here to pump

This week we've got the incredible Brette Goldstein, casting extraordinaire! This bodacious goddess is here to share her journey and the literal metric tons of wisdom she's picked up along the way, like why CD's can sometimes look grumpy behind that table or Zoom screen, how to bring the "second date energy" that casting craves, the importance of keeping all of your clothes on during an audition, and how one motion-capture fish can reshape your mission and purpose. For games, we've got "Don't Call Us, We'll Call You" where Pam & Sarah ask Brette to help guide them through potential audition landmines, and lastly "Cast the Movie" because we couldn't help ourselves. Don't miss this one. You will learn and you will LAUGH.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guest: Brette Goldstein, CSAEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we've got a special treat for all 9 of you, our favorite Palentines! We've got foodie, entrepreneur, and all-around badass lady, Kerry Diamond here to talk not only about her rise to stardom, but also about a topic very neat and dear to our hearts….Chocolate! And because we just lust after a good game, we've got: “A Most Decadent Dream Date” where the gals have put together a dream line up for a new chocolate-based cooking competition show; followed up by “The Next Best Candy” where Pam & Sarah try to pitch their ideas for the next big thing in chocolate to Kerry. Join us this week and feel the love!

This week is all about the

This week is all about the ‘do with guest Nicole Lynne Chetcuti, baller owner of and stylist at Branch Salon. Nicole takes us through her journey into hair and drops some serious wisdom on entrepreneuring like a boss. Then for games, the gals try their best to stump Nicole with some seriously tragic celeb hair mishaps, before closing out strong with Craigslist or Catfish: Hair Horror Stories!Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guest: Nicole Lynne ChetcutiEditing & Mixing: Hasan "Insane" MooreRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Home is where your couch is, so get comfy and listen in this week as Pam & Sarah go in on interior design. Whether you've got the world's most thorough Pinterest board, or you've never even heard of HGTV, we've got some giggles for you. They're talking their personal style history throughout the ages, some of the cringiest trends they took part in, and the pros & cons of furniture that comes with an allen wrench. Then for game time, the gals reach back to their middle school Cosmo Girl roots and come up with their own "Find Your Style" quizzes, before closing out with a brutal round of "Aw, You Shouldn't Have". Curl up in that West Elm stunner of a couch, flip on your favorite lamp, light that Anthropologie candle, and enjoy!Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Hasan "Insane" MooreRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The snow is snowing and the wind is blowing, but we'll help you weather the storm...we've got hot and fresh laughs to keep you warm! Keep toasty through this blustery January winter with Pam & Sarah as they reminisce on that oh-so-wonderful feeling when your county comes up on the school closures screen, best sled etiquette, and whether a snowblower is an appropriate Fathers' Day gift. First game up: "Adult Snowday" where the gals dream up new ways to dress up, get down, and chill out during a blizzard. And we're closing it out strong with a Snowy Family Resort Lodge improv. So bundle on up and giggle with us!Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Hasan "Insane" MooreRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we're talking dough, moolah, coin, dollar dollar bills, and *ch ching* have we got the perfect guest. Don Giovanello, Jr, financial planner, is here with some top-notch expertise on how to spend those well-earned smackaroos, whether it be saving for retirement, paying your taxes, or blowing it all at the racetrack (NOT recommended). Then the gals put him through the ringer with a game of "Rapid Approach: Finance Edition" (this one had Donny sweating a little), and we close it out with Pam's aptly titled "Rich Guy, Poor Dude" where he rates the internets worst financial advice using only a library of emojis. Don't miss this one! Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guest: Don Giovanello, Jr.Editing & Mixing: Hasan "Insane" MooreRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We don't know about you, but counting down to the end of 2021 is giving us lots of feels. We've got all our fingers and toes crossed for a rockin' 2022 and to help, we're diving into popular superstitions, friends. No ladders, cracks, or broken mirrors here, just some good ol' fashioned Hairband Slap Trivia and a game of BYO-New Superstition, where Pam & Sarah bring their own brand new myths to help bring the luck this year. Grab that noisemaker and confetti bang stick and let's send this dumpsterfire of a year off right.

'Twas the night before Christmas, and internet wide, giggles were heard splashing up like the tide. For Sarah & Pam welcomed two funny gals good and fast. It was Mia Schauffler & Allie Jennings, from P.S. I Love Rom-Coms podcast! Holiday romance movies, stars, and tropes they discussed. A lively "Would You Rather" was played, then a genre-based improv that was clever and robust. So settle in for a spell, grab some cocoa and snuggle up good and tight. Happy Holidays to all, and to all a good night. Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guests: Mia Schauffler & Allie JenningsEditing & Mixing: Joseph Hazan & Hasan "Insane" MooreRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We don't know about you, but around here, first we drink the coffee, then we do the things. This week, Pam & Sarah are all about that delicious picker upper, that sublime bean water, that divine life-bringing good good juice….coffeeeee. And we're showing that we love ya a latte with two hot, steamy games: Pitch Joe a Jingle where Sarah & Pam are sharing their best ideas for the next big thing in coffee, but in Jingle form! Then we close out by sharing some truly cringeworthy customer service nightmares from the internet with “5 Things You Neverrr Say to Your Barista”. So grab your favorite Venti-quad-shot-6-pumps-vanilla-with-oatmilk-hold-the-foam mug of the nectar of the gods and let's do this.Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph Hazan & Hasan "Insane" MooreRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we welcome Tony Howell, founder and CEO of Tony Howell + Company, personal branding powerhouse that provides strategy and education to artists and business owners alike! He's here to talk all about his journey from fierce Broadway performer to entrepreneur superstardom. After Pam & Sarah thoroughly pick his brain, they tackle the first Craigslist or Catfish aaaaand the first Improv of the season! If you've ever been curious about putting your best foot forward online, on social, and in the real world, you're not going to want to miss this one!Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guest: Tony HowellEditing & Mixing: Joseph Hazan & Hasan "Insane" MooreRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Social Media has taken the world by storm, and this week we're no exception! And since everybody's gettin' social with it, Sarah & Pam are going in -- sharing personal experiences, remembering profiles past, and chatting about crap-tastic content. First up for games this week: "Follow or Unfollow" - Pam & Sarah offer up some of the top posts the internet has to offer and rate them on a scale of "cute" to "cringe". Then to round it out, they're playing "Big Brother's Social Dilemma" - they've each come up with their version of the next big way for social media to invade our lives and our privacy. Orwell would be so proud. So, whether you've had to install one of those screentime limiting apps, you only have a profile to stalk your besties' kids, or you'd rather gouge your eyes out than read a tweet by a Kardashian, we know you can relate.Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph Hazan & Hasan "Insane" MooreRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we are oh so thankful for our amazing guests, Gena & Joey, here to share their gorgeous family's journey through the fostering and adoption process. And since we're always trying to keep things light, we can't forget the games! First up, a collab to imagine the most epic baby shower ever, then we close out strong with “What *Not* to Say When They're Expecting” where we share some of the goofiest and/or most heinous parenting quotes on the internet and have our lovely couple rate them using emojis.

Woo-hoo! Season 4!! And season openers deserve special topics, so this week we're talking alllll about CHANGE. And in the spirit of makin' moves, we kick this episode off right with a Sing-a-long game up top! Then we dive in by sharing some exciting changes we've got coming up before closing this week out strong with a new game, "Dear Abby; No Thank You" where we rank some of the cringyest advice about change that the internet has to offer. Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*Quick heads up friends, this episode contains content regarding loss, bereavement, and those who have passed on. Please be kind to yourselves if you could find this content sensitive or triggering.*MWAH*Pam & Sarah want the Season 3 Finale (!!!) to be magical AF, so we're pulling out all the stops and bringing in all the feels with the incredible Jimmy Moses, Psychic Medium to Broadway's biggest stars and the host of Stage Door Medium podcast. Jimmy takes us on a journey, from the discovery of his gift, to his personal process behind readings, to sharing some of his most memorable experiences. Then the gals put him in the hot-seat with a round of Quickfire (or as Pam has now dubbed it, Rapid Approach) where Jimmy has one minute to respond with his very first gut reaction to as many words as he can. Then, for the second game, Jimmy shows off his skills and honors Pam & Sarah with a real-live reading. Things are going to get personal, so buckle up for one amazeballs season finale!Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guest: Jimmy MosesEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pam & Sarah go in on one of their fave food groups this week. They're talking junk food nostalgia and history, and extinct snacks that left our shelves too soon. Game time this week is making us drool. First up, "Pitch Me a Snack: Jingle Edition" where the gals take turns offering new junk food ideas via catchy, original jingles while Joe gets to play Shark Tank and decide who he's cutting a check to. Then, we're rounding it out with "90's Mascot Cagematch" where P&S sick some of their fave childhood snack buddies against each other for an all out brawl for snack empire domination. So grab a sleeve of Oreos, a bag of Doritos, and your favorite sugary drink and let's dive in.Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's episode has got us “chopping” at the bit! We've got Erica & Mike Smith in the house — the power couple behind the gorgeous craftsmanship of High Hope Woodworks. Wood puns abound as Pam and Sarah “Ash” them all about how they turned a baller hobby into a thriving business, why COVID-era date nights looked a little different for them, and why Mike has such a complicated relationship with toyboxes. And these games are “awl-some”! (Ok last pun) First up: “Lazy Susan” - the gals take turns spinning the wheel to try to stump Mike & Erica with an object that canNOT be made out of wood. And second: “I'm Going to Cabo and I'm Bringing…” - a game that tests the limits of our guests memories and carry-on capacity. If you missed this one, you WOOD be sad.Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guests: Erica & Mike SmithEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, we're strutting our stuff on the catwalk of life under the expert guidance of the one and only Jill Lindsey! And we couldn't imagine a better sister from another mister to join us on our very first Newsstand Studios family collab! Not only is Jill the founder of the ultra chic Jill Lindsey fashion and lifestyle brand, she also hosts the incredible Magical Moments podcast (produced by our best buddy Joe!). Pam & Sarah are trying to soak up all the style they can from this glamorous goddess, as Jill shares her journey, from designing couture gowns, to working her way up the corporate fashion ladder, to the birth of her amazeballs store. And honey you know we're gonna work it with two kick-ass games! First up, we try to stump Jill with some fashion trivia, then we've got "Fashionista or Faux Pas", where Jill troubleshoots some serious fashion "don't's" and silly scenarios that the girls toss to her. So eat a cube of cheese, throw on your fave go-to ensemble, and crank up the volume. You won't want to miss our convo with this haute hottie!Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guest: Jill LindseyEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Time to crack open that Trapper Keeper and break into that brand new 64 pack of Crayolas, people. We're going back to school. And to help us find our locker, we've brought in a pro -- New York public schools' finest: Ms. Kristen! We're chatting with her about her journey into teaching, best practices for dealing with a bully, and COVID challenges. And we're hot for teacher with two super silly games! First up, "Oh, You Shouldn't Have" where we throw out some ridiculous teacher appreciation gifts and Ms. Kristen has to decide how she's going to display them in her classroom. And then we're closing it out with "Celebrity Teacher Showdown" where we pit some of our fave famous teachers against each other in different scenarios, some pedestrian, some absurd. Join us this week in celebrating baller educators everywhere! Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guest: Ms. KristenEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Folks, we've got the meat this week. MEAT IMPROV, that is! Join us as we sit down with the hilarious Jake Jabbour and Josh Simpson of The MEAT Improv Podcast. Pam and Sarah get the skinny on tips to improve your improv, performance horror stories, sketch writing 101, and how you can use a checkered table cloth to do market research on your no-no bits. All this before the gals kick it into high gear with some seriously funny games. First, it's "Steamy Writer's Block", a mad-lib inspired take on some racy internet erotica. Second, since we've got pros in the house, we couldn't resist an improv scene, featuring our boy Joe's suggested prompt: Onomatopoeia. BLAMY!Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guests: Jake Jabbour & Josh SimpsonEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, we're cleansing, exfoliating, and hydrating on through all things skincare! Join Pam & Sarah as they discuss cray beauty practices from the past, share their own journeys with their faces, and explore the wide world of beauty products. And this week's games are sure to add a couple of laugh lines...First up, "Trending or Terrifying" where the gals try to trick each other with stories and treatments that sound too bizarre to be true. Then, a positively glowing game of "Skincare Would You Rather". So throw on that sheet mask or find a vampire to give you a facial. This one's fun.Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pop, fizz, clink! We're raising a glass to all things VINO this week. Join Pam & Sarah as they chat their fave grapes, do some vineyard daydreaming, and whine (get it?) about some not-so-pleasant wine experiences. And we're not skimping on the games this week! First up, we're schooling each other with Hairband Slap Trivia, then a silly, silly, wine-tasting Improv. So grab a glass, take a sip, and have a laugh with us!Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Pam & Sarah get up close and personal with the gorgeous geniuses behind Shooters Gotta Shoot Podcast, Erica Spera & Molly DeMellier! We're chatting about allll things dating with this dynamic duo, and getting schooled on dating app culture, common missteps in the minefield of dating during a global pandemic, and getting a special glimpse into what makes their pod so damn special. And you know we're here for you with two kick-ass games! First up, a brand new one -- Vocabulary, Schmocabulary -- the gals put Molly & Erica to the test, to see if these former star athletes can decode some tricky terms that could either be about dating or bball. Then, we're keeping it classic with Bang, Marry, or Bench -- Erica & Molly take turns filling in their roster with some lucky celeb dream dates. Who will make the cut, and who's getting benched? Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guests: Erica Spera & Molly DeMellierEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, we welcome power couple Merri and Akbar Dhanaliwala remotely into Newsstand Studios as we chat with them about Minna, their amazing line of discreet and intuitive vibrators! Pam is prepped and stoked, and Sarah is just trying not to blush the whole time, as they talk with these two amazing humans about their love story, the formation of their baller company, and about smashing the stigma around the female orgasm. Then, of course, we wrap it up with games. First up, "Tickle My Pickle" where the gals take turns pitching ideas for new bedroom "accoutrements", and Akbar plays the part of the Shark and picks whether he would write a check or send it back to the drawing board. Second up, we're playing "Sing Dirty To Me" where we get to here Merri's slammin' vocals on some of our fave songs, but with reimagined lyrics around...you guessed it...sex toys! Join us for this enlightening and hilarious episode!Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guests: Merri & Akbar DhanaliwalaEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shhhhh...what we're about to tell you could be very dangerous...what if....dinosaurs built the pyramids??? Just picture it! They were strong, and obviously had something to hide, just look at those shifty, beady eyes! Join us this week as Pam & Sarah theorize on some conspirasizin'. They'll explore some popular beliefs, all in good fun, before diving into two super fun games! For obvious reasons, we couldn't NOT do a Craigslist or Catfish with this topic, so that bad boy's up first, followed by a rousing round of "I'm Starting a Doomsday Cult and I'm Bringing..." where Pam & Sarah share their personal necessities needed for bugging out before the big one. So grab your aluminum foil hat and block out your cell phone's camera...this episode will self destruct in 44 minutes and 20 seconds.... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stop. Collaborate and...watch some movies! This week we're teaming up with Andrew David Sotomayor and CJ LaRoche -- the fantastic hosts of our newest podcast obsession, Icon or Whycon! Join Pam & Sarah as they grill these two cinephiles on their origin stories, their AFI chart-toppers, and how they birthed their hilarious and addictive show. Then we put 'em through the wringer with two epic games. First up, "Cast the Movie" where the crew assembles the perfect celebrity lineup for their brand new (imaginary) film titled: "Chorus Call From Hell". And rounding it out, the gals throw down a diabolical, would-your-rather-esque session of "Cinema Cagematch: Soundtrack Edition" where the guys must choose between two iconic soundtracks/film scores. Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guests: Andrew David Sotomayor & CJ LaRoche, Icon or Whycon PodcastEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A dream may be a wish your heart makes, but Disney is the iconic establishment your mouse-loving, princess-worshiping, nostalgic self can't live without. And we're going in. This week, Disney's Got A Friend in Pam & Sarah as they talk theme parks, the insane scope of Disney's reach, and, of course, the films. Then the gals are sprinkling their own Pixie Dust and Letting It Go with two brand-new games! First up, it's A Whole New (modern) World -- we're swapping out the lyrics to some of your fave Disney songs with some everyday tasks and struggles. And for game #2, Be Prepared -- it's Villain Speeddating: Improv Style. So Hakuna Matata your way over to that play button, Be Our Guest, and let us be a Part of Your World. Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring out those decorations, throw some weiners on the grill, and get ready to spell your name with those sparklers, friends. Because it's Independence Day! And this year, Pam & Sarah are celebrating America's bday with some very special goodies. First, they're chatting about their fave traditions, sharing some crazy stories from BBQ's past, and discussing post-COVID July 4th festivities. Then, of course, the games! First up, the gals have done their research and are sharing what they've learned about how other countries and cultures celebrate Independence around the globe (we may even hear from some surprise guests!). Then they're bringing their silly new take on "Aw, You Shouldn't Have" -- and this time it's BBQ-themed. They're sharing some of the internet's weirdest recipes for celebrating the Fourth of July and dissecting them down to the last drop of blue food dye and Ranch dressing (...gross). Tune in and cue the fireworks! This week's all about the ol' Red, White, & Blue.Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Pride everybody! To close out this lovetastic month-long celebration, we're thrilled to welcome the extraordinary Gina Tonic!! Listen along as the girls grill Gina on her Drag origin story, her go-to comedy gems, and what Pride means to her. And for game time, Gina schools Pam & Sarah in some serious Trivia w/ a Twist — think Drag & LGBTQIA+ history lesson meets Impersonation Station. And we cap this week's love fest off with Quickfire: Showtime Edition! Love is love and we've got plenty of it here, so come on and giggle with us! Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guest: Gina TonicEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dontcha just love LOVE?? Well Pam & Sarah sure do! And to help us celebrate all things love this week, we've got the handsome, charming, and hilarious Andrew Tebo and Chris Renalds, who are celebrating getting engaged!! Join us as the guys tell all about their love story, the proposal jitters, and the gals shower them with just the most unsolicited wedding planning advice. And for our games this week, we've twisted up Would You Rather with the Newlywed Game for "Would He Rather", where each of these gentlemen take turns answering for the other. Then it's all about letting our imaginations run wild with "The Ultimate Dream Wedding Spectacular". Just imagine: money is no object, it's a world of possibilities -- how would YOU want to say "I Do"? We're so excited to celebrate LOVE this week with Chris and Andrew!!Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guests: Andrew Tebo & Chris RenaldsEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you chomping at the bit to hit the roads again? Or are you more comfortable chilling in that symbiosis you've built with your sofa and Netflix account? This week, Pam & Sarah are feeling the wanderlust and exploring what post-COVID travel means to each of them. And, of course, we've got two kick-ass games for ya, starting with the first Craigslist or Catfish of the season and followed up by a silly, silly Cruise-themed improv! So grab your passport, your hand sanitizer, and your belly laughs...we're journeying on!Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's all about PETS! Pam & Sarah are digging up the dirt, chasing their tails, sharpening their claws, flapping their wings...you get the drift...they're squawking about childhood pets, silly animal stories, and weird tails (yeah, I meant to spell it like that). Aaand they've fetched two pawesome games! First up, "You Can't Put a Collar On That Thing" where the gals take turns pitching an unlikely pet to Joe, but the stakes are raised, since the loser has to perform an embarrassing task in the middle of Rockefeller Center. Then, a round of "Pet Sitting 101" -- it's just a puppy...what could possibly go wrong?? If you're on the *fence* about getting a pet, or just an animal lover in general, this episode is for you!Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a Memorial Day Special y'all! And we couldn't think of a better person to help us honor our service men & women than a mother-freaking American hero: Adam Keys. From Army Bootcamp to climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro to totally owning the stand-up comedy stage, Adam shares his incredible story with us. And of course, we've got two spankin' new games for ya! Adam subjects himself to helping the gals craft "Bootcamp: The Movie" and then schools them on the art of the one-liner in "Finish the Punchline". From all of us at Don't Tease the Animals, we wish you a safe and happy Memorial Day weekend. So grab a hotdog and a beer, turn up the volume, and don't forget to thank a veteran!Follow Adam on social media: @comedy_keys and make sure to check out his Facebook Group "One Step Forward" for information on how he's continuing his hero game back here in the States.Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guest: Adam KeysEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A 5-6-7-8! This week Pam & Sarah are chassé-ing through the wide world of DANCE. They chat their personal dance journeys, breaking your body 8 times a week, and grill Joe on whether or not he ever wore tights. And who can forget about the games? We've got a tricky trivia "So You Think You Know Dance" aaaand an imaginative, ridiculous "Would You Rather: Dance Off". So put on your dancing shoes and hit play already! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So you want to be a crafter. First things first, gather your materials! You'll need: a pair of sharp scissors, superglue, a macrame handbook, some clothes you don't mind getting messy, a GIGANTIC container of loose glitter (the finer the better), some headphones (or speakers will work), and this week's episode of DTTA! Cuz we're going to be making......you giggle. Pam & Sarah are all in on crafting this week: debating which is the best aisle in Michael's, the pros and cons of puffy paint, and, of course, their biggest ever Pinterest fails. Then for games, they're trying to stump each other with some choice mystery crafting projects and the first improv of the season, which can (obvi) only be set in an old school Craft Fair and features two rival crafters plus some not-quite-Etsy-level vendors. So grab your best pipe cleaners, a tackle box full of assorted beads, and your hot glue gun, and let's dive in. Can you say #nailedit??Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Season 3, y'all! Pam & Sarah are back with one MOTHER of a season premier. You guessed it, the gals are celebrating Mother's Day, and who better to help them salute all the hott mamas out there, but their own moms?! It's a total giggle fest with these inspirational dames, with nostalgia and sage wisdom in spades. They chat about their experiences with motherhood, why being a mom during a pandemic is just SO damn hard, and why you should never skip the Mother's Day card. And of course we've got two hilarious games for you: Mother Knows Best, where Lorraine & Nora take a stab at answering some of the internet's dumbest questions about parenting; and Mommy's Steamy Library, a mad-lib-esque take on a harlequin romance novel. So tune in as the gals shake what their mama's gave them. You won't be sorry!Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guests: Lorraine McKenna-Lelko & Nora NilesEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Don't Tease the Animals, a weekly comedy podcast where any topic is game...literally.Each week hosts Pamela Riley and Sarah Armstrong-Brown chat on a relatable topic, then unpack it with two unique, hilarious, kick-ass games. Sometimes they even have super special guests who get in on the fun! Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Time flies when you're having fun! Join Pam & Sarah as they wrap up Season 2 with some very special guests…their husbands, Nick Riley and Mike Armstrong-Brown. There's bromance in the air as the four chat the early days and reminisce on their favorite moments throughout this season. And don't miss this week's brand new games: Hubby Hobbie Hoedown (Sarah's awful proud of that title) where the guys vote Yay or Nay on a list of out-of-the-box pastimes, and Goal Squad, a chance for all four of them to pitch their zaniest ideas for Season 3 material. We'll sure miss you, but don't miss this episode! We'll be back before you know it! MUAH!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-BrownSpecial Guests: Nick Riley & Mike Armstrong-BrownEditing & Mixing: Joseph HazanRecorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller CenterTheme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.