Friday Night Fanfiction

Fanfics read: 69 Hues of Fiction Every Story Ever (by BusterManwomb) 69 Hues of Game Industry Bullshit Ubisoft Monetizes Sisyphus' Boulder (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn It's been over a year since the sun has risen. Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans! To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2023/06/23/season-13-episode-1-no-you-dont-deserve-joy/

Fanfics read: X-Men Orgy (xmeno.txt) 69 Hues of Meta Hosting a Podcast for the End of the World (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn This is it, the last episode of Season 12! After this, we're taking the Summer off and then we'll see if we can come back occasionally once the Fall hits, but we will not longer be doing weekly episodes! The era of guests is over! IT IS THE END TIMES (no the show is not dying I swear)! And we're going out the way we came in: reading bad fanfic. One last diddlefic by Buster Manwomb before *the hibernationing* begins. It's been quite a journey getting to this zenith, now how the hell do we get down? In all seriousness, as we shift into this new phase of podcast existence, thank you to everyone who's helped us make it this far. Happy Pride month to all, as well. We'll see you when we see you. This is not the last time you'll hear us reading smut! To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/06/09/season-12-episode-22-glup-shitto/

Fanfics read: Strip Dreidel (by tprillahfiction) Waluigi's Supermassive Black Hole (by MenagerieOfDarkness) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Second to last episode of the Season and by golly we're still reading about Star Trek and Waluigi. Our lives are a warped kaleidoscope, a bizarre cornucopia of paths crossing where none should ever meet. Anyways, here's some sexy times featuring Jewish Beyblades. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/05/30/season-12-episode-21-jewish-beyblades/

Fanfics read: Diners, Drive Ins, and Masturbation (by orphan_account) Vegeta's Saturday Night (by Kuri_tsuka) HIS LEATHER IS TOO THICCCCC (by UnstableUniverses) Mikey and Leo's Love Lives (by mikeysgirl99) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Tom White (heisanevilgenius) There's a lot to unpack in this episode but it has Danny DeVito, vibrating beds, panic attacks, ugh, eggs, WWE Immortals, and turtlecest. There's more but I kinda blocked it out. Tom White is here, maybe ask him since none of us remembers. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/05/26/season-12-episode-20-gohman-tamago-pops-the-squirt/

Fanfics read: 69 Hues of Dipshits Mitch McConnell's Potluck Orgy and Shrek preggers (by BusterManwomb) Resident Evil Village but awesome (by frosneibv) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn The core crew nips the last bit of the McConnell thing in the bud and then reads about tall vampire lady. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/05/20/season-12-episode-19-the-jews-4-chuggs-sect/

Fanfics read: The Crackship Armada Sails Again, AKA Soulmate Shorts Part 2 (by ozhawk) 69 Hues of Dipshits Mitch McConnell's Potluck Orgy and Shrek preggers (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn I feel like we're stuck in some kind of time anomaly. Life keeps going by so fast but nothing is changing, progress is at a standstill. We tread into god's domain, and we were unprepared. We shouldn't have meddled. We shouldn't have nom'd the lettuce. Save us. Save us from…the Mitch. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/05/13/season-12-episode-18-an-ass-eaten-in-every-driveway/

Fanfics read: please don't read this (by orphan_account) Mating Time in the Digital World (by Raktul) smut stories me and my friends write of out ocs (by orphan_account) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn You know you're in for a good time when we get a fanfic titled "please don't read this". Disdonn guests as we dive into the depraved depths with Digimon and then furry Alucard. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/04/29/season-12-episode-17-elvis-noise/

Fanfics read: Martin Luther King Jr. gets busy with the Green M&M (by Hitlertheduck) What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor (by Halrloprillalar (prillalar)) Berniks the Mittened (by Roxanne_says_go_home) Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn, Rose Ah, Maryland in the Spring. A whole week (aggregate) of lovely temperatures ruined by rain and being interspersed between random snowstorms and wind gales. Oh, you're here for the fanfic episode. Right. In this episode we come full circle, or rather ovoid, as we tackle the hard hitting topic of racism. MLK fucks the green M&M. Didn't think I'd ever write that sentence. Then we read some Star Wars gay drug fucking, and finally a story about new mittens and an uncomfortable chair. Rose joined in and contributed to the terrible ideas and even worse candy rankings. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/04/15/season-12-episode-16-gurkle/

Fanfics read: Dio Buys an Xbox Controller for his Nintendo Wii (by coldcupofwater) A Yankee Demon Hunter in An English Prince's Bed (by chewysugar) Pour Some Sugar On Me (by SilverPickles) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Mana, Sunny David says: “Here's your episode, please enjoy. Like, Comment, Survive.” It was a good episode that trimmed is still over two hours long. Seriously, these descriptions would spoil so many jokes if I mentioned what went on during it. This is Hall of Fame material though, guaranteed* *not a guarantee To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/03/25/season-12-episode-15-a-bad-case-of-salt-dick/

Fanfics read: The Puppet That Cursed My Dick (by Limecola) Maternal Instincts (by orphan_account) Cum on the Sand 50 Cent x Muriel (by PonyUpDaddy) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Don't say The Peepee Poopoo Man Don't think The Peepee Poopoo Man And whatever you do don't have sex with Sans. I've given up trying to figure out even the slightest hint of where an episode is going anymore. We read Goosebumps, Beastars, and Courage the Cowardly Dog fanfic. Oh, and Don't eat that french fry off the ground. You'll get a cum cold. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/03/11/season-12-episode-14-adam-sandler-is-not-in-beastars-as-far-as-i-know/

Fanfics read: The Holy Re-Virgining of Cloud Strife (by ShipyardMcGill) Coitus Interruptus (by Angelily_Viventis) An Argonian and his Sex (by ShadowFlamedramon126) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mish I need to stop mentally projecting the concept of "next week can't be as bad as this week" because *flails at everything*. In this lovely romp, which features Mish as a guest reader, we traipse through some FF7 Star Wars...smut? I guess it counts as smut to someone. Enjoy those included images in the fanfic, btw. Fucking nightmare fuel. Then we visit the spirit of Alan Rickman having the runs. Finally, we discuss the finer points of Argonian homo-sex in all the juicy, slithery details. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/03/04/season-12-episode-13-extreme-g-zuz-the-video-game/

Fanfics read: Palentine's Day (by Enpasii) Beavis and Butthead, Meet Mrs. Brisby (by Care A Lot) Aftermath Desolation Point (by CyberWolf SgtJay) The Arrow Gets Horny (by tfsideblog) A Slash Pine Romance (by Farfalla) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn All you need to know is this episode took over 30 hours to edit. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/02/18/season-12-episode-12-youll-always-be-my-silverboat/

Fanfics read: ~Iubire nemuritoare~ (by PhoenixMakesJams) Look at the bright side of things (by Gaming_fanfics) Ginger's Inside Story (by N01) Fifty three years ago (by Kelltu (2xcross)) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Riley In what can only be classified under international law as “a clusterfuck” of an episode, we get all five together again AND have a guest to go through four stories that have fuck all to do with one another. We find out about what drugs were available during World War 2, discuss geometry, and Logan gets upset when he is robbed of mpreg. Just your typical Wednesday night. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/02/04/season-12-episode-11-ha-ha-youve-lost-control-of-your-limbs-for-life/

Fanfics read: Baby-Sitters Club and Scooby Doo The Fire Mystery at the Cemetery (by MaryAnnefan4Life) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Lack I laughed a lot during this episode. That's all I got, this one really needs to be heard to be experienced properly. Thanks to Matt for being our guest this episode! To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/01/22/season-12-episode-10-hue-go-award-winning-episode-fnf-the-bell-tolls-for-thee-scoob/

Fanfics read: UA's Sex Counselor and Advisor (by Kenchi Narukami) i'm just a horny little lovesick mess (by mouthsoup) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn Happy almost New Year to one and all! 2021 sucked but we know that! 2022 is also going to suck in some capacity but hopefully not as bad! Celebrate the right way by listening to our last Hentaimas episode. That's all I got, enjoy! To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/12/31/season-12-episode-9-stadium-fries-die-here/

Fanfics read: Bitch, I Fucked Santa!! (by HeatherSinclair) Dear Santa, I've been naughty (by Staadtal) Zootopia Partners in More Ways Than One (by Sage of Discord) Scrooge x ghost!marley (by Jackiemetcalfe1952) In The Office (by Serenity1) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Woofy A Hentaimas Miracle where all five hosts got to be together at least once more before the end of the year! Woofy joins as guest as we read to naughty stories about Christmas, one naughty story about bunny and fox cops, one more really naughty story about Christmas but not about Santa, and then continuing the trend of geriatric gay sex, a story about Mr. Burns. We wish you all a happy whatever you celebrate and if you don't celebrate anything a happy fucking Friday! To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/12/24/season-12-episode-8-i-fucked-santa-with-my-face/

Fanfics read: 69 Hues of Writer's Block A Very Manwomb Christmas (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Buster Manwomb We keep missing episodes because of illness, I really am wondering if someone is circulating voodoo dolls of at least one of the hosts and applying cruel and gross conditions to them. Anyways, we kick off the December times in earnest by creating our new FNF holiday: Hentaimas! We have no idea what's involved but we like the name and despite any reddit forums to the contrary we are totally the first people to think of it. To celebrate we read Buster Manwomb Christmas fanfic and somehow summon them into our realm to read with us. We can now confirm that they are not one of the hosts and we can possibly dovetail one of the longer running bits of the show. Or not, I can't predict the future. That's Logan's job. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/12/18/season-12-episode-7-terf-slapping-day/

Fanfics read: A Discovery Not Made (by orphan_account) Calling a Truce (by ElwritesFanworks) Five-Star Man (by rillrill) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn Another core of four episode but this time Val gets swapped in for Logan! One of these days maybe all five will be together. Or not. This timeline is weird anyway. We start off by reading about Thanksgiving (AMERICAN Thanksgiving) with fanfic about Columbus. Then after undiscovering American, we read about Skyrim and the taught political divides over racial supremacy and also sex. Finally, we fill out those survey cards and figure out who the five star man is in Philadelphia, which is Always Sunny. Happy Veterans Day, everyone! To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/12/03/season-12-episode-6-west-vrgyner/

Fanfics read: Capitol Coup But With Grandpa Sex (by Just_Spite) A for... (by crossingwinter) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Waffle Second guest spot this season is Waffle, who joins us midway through some steam Passover Star Wars fanfiction. Okay, lemme back up a second. We started off reading about the January 6th Insurrection but its all sexy and shit. Then we started reading about Rey's anal fantasizing of Ren before going to Passover and getting shitfaced. It was a trip, and no you cannot hear the uncensored version. Nobody can. It's too powerful. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/11/26/season-12-episode-5-senior-week/

Fanfics read: Dune: The Cock Worship of Muad'Dib (by Jamie Smith) At the Heart of it All (by Steadfxst) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn Aight so yeah Val will show up around Christmas because of her classes but otherwise we strive on! Recovering from the Spongebob fanfic from last week, we go with something a little bit more relevant to current events. There's a new Dune movie, so we read old fanfic of the Dune books (and not Dhoom the Bollywood thriller). We spend a good chunk reading about the cock worship and nun tit slapping, and then we read something else! That something else being fanfic of John Stewart and the Daily Show. It's gooey and sticky and attemptedly sexy. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/11/19/season-12-episode-4-paul-atrei-deez-nuts/

Fanfics read: A Radiator Springs Orgy (by daddychat) Squid's Ward (by diesir) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn Brief description because this is already late in posting! Val is probably out until Christmas because of school! This is our first episode with guests in it! Beth and Sam join as the first guests of Season 12 wherein we read about a Cars orgy, Squidward's barnacle, and Stevo gets yelled at for talking about his work friend named Guido. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/11/13/season-12-episode-3-slow-dancing-with-chinese-food/

Fanfics read: Ice Orgy of the Guardians Winter Soltsex (by FuckmanJenkins) purr hormones (by logicalheart) Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn And we already lost another host for a week., ha ha haaaaaaaaa. Stevo, Logan and Shawn revisit the world of Rise of the Guardians and there's lots and lots and lots of awful sex going on. Then they go to the realm of Star Trek TOS where they ordered a round of Leonards on Spock sandwiches and eschew the virtues of grape nuts. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/10/29/season-12-episode-2-hubba-bubba-cum/

Fanfics read: the excelent tf2 storey colection of good original storeys (by smalldad (logoleptic)) Cup of Coffee (by SiminaCindy) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn First episode of the new Season and already Val is missing in the episode. Yeesh. Hope the last few months have treated you well. We're tired of living in these awful, interesting times, but we're coming back to doing what we do because we know you missed us. Even if you got that restraining order against us, we know deep down you still care. Stevo, David, Logan and Shawn kick off Season 12 with Team Fortress 2 and Cuphead fanfics. That's about all I got out of it, and I just finished editing it. It gets weird, y'all. Sorry about the anti-ASMR, but we offer no refunds. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/10/22/season-12-episode-1-i-live-in-creampie-apparently/

Fanfics read: The Very Secret Diaries (by Indybaggins) The Very Secret Diaries of Saint Augustine (by Jay Tryfanstone (tryfanstone)) Jareth's Secret Diaries (by KBates) Bella Swan, Pregnant and Furious (by ComicsNix) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn It's the end of Season 11! And you know what that means? Spriummer cleaning! Yes, a completely made up thing I used just as an excuse to cull through a trio of Very Secret Diaries-inspired stories and then one ComicsNix. First, it's a Very Secret Who's Line Is It Anyway British Version Gay Sexfest. Then, it's a biblical (?) very secret religious diary. After that, it's the very sexy diary of the Goblin King. Finally, when we all got fed up with reading about secrets and diaries, we reread an old classic from ComicsNix featuring Bella Swan, god, satan, pirates, ninjas, aliens, and monks. And then we stopped recording! We hope you've enjoyed Season 11 along with us. It's been by far our most unique, long, and inconsistent one since we started the show. But overall, we're happy with it, and we look forward to coming back after the Summer wind has finished blowing in and out again. Patreon is paused for the duration of the Summer, and we start the live recordings again on September 1st. If you're eligible and able, please make sure you get vaccinated if you haven't already done so. Continue to social distance and whatnot, since we really want to get back to planning our next IRL FNF get together. Our discord will still be hopping with activity even during the off-Season months, and we will hopefully see you there. Season 12 we are tentatively planning to go back to having guests come on the show, but that really entirely depends on the hosts' life circumstances once we resume. Take care of yourselves, and each other, and enjoy your June, July and August! To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/06/11/season-11-episode-22-the-tale-of-braces-for-shawns-eyes-and-the-old-people-hotel/

Fanfics read: Love Makes Bucky Dilate (by Van_Nasa) Star Wars Aftershock (by Austin Seville) Reasons To Walk Into A Mysterious Forest With Someone You Know Over The Communicator (by FullmetalDude1) Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn It's just the cum episode. Literally. Almost everything is about cum, or other fluids. From cookie batter to tentacle secretions this one is all about the icky gooness. First another AU Avengers thing involving Bucky and a concussion, then some kinda weird Chipmunks Star Wars crossover that we didn't get very far in, and then a whole lotta Voltron sexytime. Now I must shower. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/06/11/season-11-episode-21-just-the-cum-episode/

Fanfics read: Oh Yeah Mr. Krabs (by DepressedHorse) Elaine's Slut World (by Jack_Persona) The NASCAR Heist (by witapepsi) Mitch McConnell x Reader Lemon (by The_Shame_Basement) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Only a few more episodes to go left in this Season! We teased it for a good bit but we finally get around to reading some SpongeBob erotica and oh boy was it erotic maybe kinda we talked a lot about rental properties for some reason. Then we read some Seinfeld, because we're slowly making our way across the sitcom fanfic universe. After that, more NASCAR! but this time with Parappa. And finally, Logan reads about having sex with Mitch McConnell. I have nothing more to add on this. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/05/28/season-11-episode-20-kentucky-fried-dickmeat/

Fanfics read: Link fights for women's rights (by Nonbendo) Pizza Delivery (by Dragon Rider and Story Seeker) The Greatest Challenge (by Nonbendo) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn This really is just the pizza time Season, isn't it? We read two stories by nonbendo, both involving Link and one involving women's rights and the constitution, but in between we read about Spider-Man because of course we do. It's pretty radical, though! Tubular even! Other 90's surfer lingo can be inserted here until you're sick of it which you probably already are. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/05/21/season-11-episode-19-a-japanese-tea-set-made-out-of-newspaper-and-condoms/

Fanfics read: Steamed Hams but it's Garashir (by StellaRivers) Garak's Very Special Gift (by Sunnie0023) fifty shades of ventilation (by sonicstasia) Cowboy Bebop (by Peter Chimaera) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn Sorry for missing a week last week, let's just pretend it didn't happen, k? This episode we reverse the absence with Logan missing and David back but it works out cause he does an okay Garashir impression. We only read a small amount of fanfic this time, capping off with another DS9 fanfic about Garashir but involving babies, Sonic in 50 shades of pfffttfbffbfbf, and Cowboy Bebop but it's not actually Cowboy Bebop. After that we get to some Naked Opinions questions cause it's been quite a while and I can assure you the side show isn't dead, it'll come back eventually just like my sexlife hopefully. Wait why did I type that no google don't publish delete draft delete draft oh f To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/05/14/season-11-episode-18-i-wanna-be-david-now/

Fanfics read: I wanna be the guy who loves a fruit (by KennySheep) Steamed Hams but it's Garashir (by StellaRivers) 69 Hues of Meta Friday Night Fanfiction undoes a kerfuffle (by BusterManwomb) Good Boy (by seeyourcolorsrun) Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn I'm writing this summary while watching God-King Texas and Chicken Homed Greg fight very bad golf greens so I really don't have many thoughts on the matter right now. We read some fanfic about I wanna be the guy, Star Trek DS9, and...ourselves?! What the retcon? Oh, and we read some Simpsons fic. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/04/30/season-11-episode-17-good-boy/

Fanfics read: Ergonomic Love (by Wolley and Sara4thewin) Air Pockets (by WildAndFreeHearts) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Sara, Wolley Now, hear me out. Don't immediately go all murderous mob with pitchforks and whatnot on me. This is the only episode of this Season that will have guests, and it's due to multiple factors. 1) They wrote the damn story and 2) one of them is a FNF staff member so we made an exception in this case. Also we had this planned out, like, almost a month in advance, and even then it almost didn't happen due to timing and technical difficulties. ANYWAYS, we read about Markiplier fucking a chair. Then we read about queefs. Then we answered naked opinions questions for a bit cause I think we may have run out of funny but apparently we didn't so it's still worth listening to. I dunno dude, I still can't get over the chair fucking thing. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/04/25/season-11-episode-16-my-nana-was-a-squirter-oy/

Fanfics read: Friender Bender (by thrillbro_swaggins) Clowning Around (by MizuPhoenix) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn This episode really goes places. It mostly goes to Dave, though. Dave simultaneously throws everyone under the bus AND shows them up. We read two stories that very much flex our reference capability: Metalocalypse and Star Wars. Oh yeah, strap in and get ready to ride that rollercoaster. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/04/16/season-11-episode-15-the-brendon-hamhock-episode/

Fanfics read: Coitus Rudely Interruptus (by unknown) Freddy Fazbear’s Jizzeria (by FuckmanJenkins) Touched By An Angel (by Dragonsploosh) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Wow, is it really April already? Shit, what happened to March, and the entirety of 2020? Well, no matter, we are still here, still reading, just like that dude who kept pushing the kidney stones up the hill forever in some mythology. This time we got Attack on Titan, Five Nights at Freddy’s, and Dr. Who. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s MY turn to get a ride on the conveyor belt. I got vaccinated, after all. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/04/09/season-11-episode-14-manlet-chowder-conveyor-belt/

Fanfics read: Taking a Dip (by NoWindForThisHole) Riza Hawkeye, Cock Inspector (by Anne Packrat) A Gift for Mommy (by Tafyapyap) Jar Jar and Warhammer, 40,000 (by Srelex) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn It’s late and I am tired so just pretend I wrote something here about the stories we read and made vague suggestions about some of the tangents we went off on in this episode. Friggin’ waifu husbando lists. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/04/02/season-11-episode-13-baked-nebraska/

Fanfics read: BALTO NASCAR Adventures (by Alexander C-BEAR Blake) Boromir Is A Pervy Hobbit Fancier (by Not_You) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Warning: There is a lot of yelling in this episode. I mean, a LOT of yelling. This one physically hurt at times to edit. That's how bad it was. We read about Balto and gang getting into NASCAR adventures, and then had to switch over to some Lord of the Rings Hobbit stuff because I couldn't take the screaming anymore. I hope it was worth the effort! To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/03/19/season-11-episode-12-the-nascar-and-balto-museum-of-yelling-in-nome-alaska/

Fanfics read: Crazy Dave’s Crazy Kinks (by daddychat) Females Aren’t Everything (by Tafyapyap) Peaceful Fields of Milk and Titties (by ThunderCant) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn Val gets stuck on the moon this episode (no seriously, life is just so hard to coordinate right now). Filled with tangents and dad-jokes, we read PvZ fic, Pokémon fic, and some Resident Evil fic before just giving in to the randomness. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/03/12/season-11-episode-11-why-did-you-give-me-a-jek-porkins-mommy/

Fanfics read: Encounter II (by VsaFic) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn In this albeit short-ish episode, the available crew reads some League of Legends smut because David asked for it. Of course, he lost interest in it and we went off on a million other conversations so at the end we just guessed at how much rule34 existed of various things. Be sure to boil your pasta for 72 hours at a minimum. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/03/05/season-11-episode-10-i-like-my-pussy-al-dente/

Fanfics read: Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn God-Speed (by CanadianHospitality) Jesus Goes To Space (by ialwayswannabewithu) Trevor Discovers a Dodgy Letter in the Belmont Vault (by GlitterNyappyGacktRose) Seductress (by JustSpirky) Jesus Christ. We read about Jesus Christ. Actually, we read two stories about Jesus Christ. And you can probably guess what kind of jokes ensued. We also read about Castlevania and Cars. It was a well rounded fuckfest, won't you enjoy? To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/02/26/season-11-episode-9-vladdy-daddy/

Fanfics read: MOCKFICK Book 2 - Technically The First (by Popful) Easing one's mind (by Veltana) Cloud Strife The Dirty Window Cleaner (by Jack Russel) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Logan's back again! Noticing a pattern? Cause I definitely am not. He's totally not going to constantly pop in and out for the remainder of the season. Nope, not at all. But now that he IS back, we got to finish the MOCKFICK Book 2, and read two more stories. The first one was specifically for Logan called Easing One's Mind, about Magic the Gathering. And then the next one was just fun for everyone, called Cloud Strife The Dirty Window Cleaner. Spoiler: he doesn't actually do a lot of window cleaning in it. Surprised, I know. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/02/19/season-11-episode-8-jace-the-lint-sculptor/

Fanfics read: Simulated (by daybreaks (chrisonfire)) MOCKFICK Book 2 - Technically The First (by Popful) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn Logan, still stuck on the moon or whatever, is the only one missing from this episode as we delve into our first fanfic about You Gee Ohhhh. Then we also talk about furries and a bunch of other random stuff. Look, it's Friday and I'm tired so imagine a funnier episode description here. In lieu of that, just listen to it because it is actually funny! To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/02/05/season-11-episode-7-pork-chops-are-my-moon/

Fanfics read: Dares (by Snow) 69 Hues of Gay Chick Fil-A 2 Goin’ Outback (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn Aaaand we’re back to four hosts. Logan misses out in this episode, likely due to spending time with OCAD legend Deven in his moon base on the moon, but at least we got four of the crew on board, right? Yeah, let’s go with that rationale. Only two stories read, and only one completed this week. First we get some super hot truth or dare billionaire action with Batman and his folks in Dares. Then we start on another bustered manethwomb epi(demi)c: 69 Hues of Chick Fil A something something something Gay the squeakwel. Gonna go grab a couple of them bloomin onion cockrings now while the oil is still scalding. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/02/01/season-11-episode-6-dogwelder-is-the-worst-super-hero/

Fanfics read: Kinkformers 2019 (by Kiyuo_Honoo) Pizza Time for Pizza Parker (by cementisboost) Spider-Man, The Orthodontist (by 1LuvDragonQueen) Disturbed (by DarkSlayer84) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn YAY WE GOT ALL FIVE TOGETHER! The stars aligned, the tectonic plates shifted, heaven and hell roasted and froze respectively, and the baby stayed asleep the whole time! MACKEREL. Enjoy it while it lasts, if it lasts, cause it probably doesn't but its really nice to get the band back together to play on top of this windy rooftop surrounded by sharks and barbed wire. In this episode we read a few Transformers Kinktober pieces, a few stories about Spider Man, and then jack into the Matrix. It was a thing! Tip your drivers. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/01/22/season-11-episode-5-emit-azzip/

Fanfics read: Jar Jar's Bizarre Adventure (by cowboychris) takes one to know one (by bbvqueen) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn Hey look at that! Actually on a roll with releasing these (don't look too much into it, I know the moment I say we're on a roll some calamity or five will befall us and you won't hear from us again until 2062. Okay, maybe not that far but just let me enjoy this small victory). Another episode with everyone minus Val, but don't worry she comes back real real soon. Apologies as this episode was recorded in October so the commentary is a littttttttle bit dated. The stories, however, are timeless. First we read about Jar Jar Bink's non-canon daddy in the extremely trippy Jar Jar's Bizarre Adventure. Then we read about Metal Gear, which David apparently has never played so don't ask him about it cause he doesn't know anything, and we end up trying to list all the different snakes in between various groans. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/01/15/season-11-episode-4-rouge-the-bats-mystery-shrunken-vagina/

Fanfics read: Kylo Ren Kills His Dad And Gets Grounded (by daddychat) Rambo The Alamo (by benjaminblakely807) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn Wooo! David joins us for his first appearance in Season 11, only to immediately question as to whether or not Season 11 is us just gaslighting our listeners. Don't listen to him, folks. Daddy Stevo would never steer you wrong ;) This episode has two stories, frontloaded by a lot of offtopic chatter because of course it does. We dig deep into the Star Wars lore with Kylo Ren Kills His Dad And Gets Grounded, so beware some spoilers exist here. After that, a short dessert fiction course of Rambo. History is wild and wonderful, on full display in this probably true story. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/01/08/season-11-episode-3-squishy-ishy-cummies/

Fanfics read: Gurren Jesus (by Jasonbobdude) Enjoy Your Strap-On, Sir (by jen0va99) The Finer Points of Carrots (by Decadent Meerkat) Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn Only a week between recording this and the first episode, yet somehow took two months to edit. Damn, our crew really needs to unionize to justify such selfish and entitled behavior! Also, I’m starting to notice a trend with Season 11 thus far: there’s a lot of talk about nuclear stuff. No real reason, just…nuclear stuff. Stevo, Shawn and Logan read a few stories: one about Gurren Lagan (featuring Jesus), one about some lawyers that star in a Capcom game, and one about a Disney property that was inexplicably popular for some reason or another. Also features a small cameo from then two-month-old Xavier! Already making his daddy proud, that boy was. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/12/16/season-11-episode-2-neopolitan-style-uranium-ice-cream/

Fanfics read: 69 Hues of Family Friendly Willow 2 & Happy Potter's Moist Flesh Book (by BusterManwomb) The Real world part 1 ( Used to be Human in the lion king world) (by Sindragon)  Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn Well we certainly totally didn't stop doing Season 10 before we planned to and then ended up hiding in a cave for six months, now did we? Yes, friends, well and ill wishers, FNF is back. Kinda. Sorta. It's complicated. We're still working out any possible schedules but at the very least some material is ready! Even though this episode was recorded in the middle of friggin' August. No guests for now and the near-ish future, and also not every host but three out of five ain't too bad. Stevo, Logan and Shawn read a story written in honor of the baby graduating from not-born to now-born, thanks to Buster Manwomb. We follow that up with reading about WWE and Lion King but not really WWE because it's self insert or whatever. Enjoy, and hope the laughs were worth waiting for! Fingers crossed we have the next one out before the next cursed event of this awful year. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/10/16/season-11-episode-1-high-yield-nuclear-walrus/

Fanfics read: 69 Hues of Deez Nuts 10 Yoshi's Booty World (by BusterManwomb) 69 Hues of Gay Chick Fil-A Revelations (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Another week, another set of audio issues that needed to be microprocessed in post! Seems to be a running theme, right? We're the best at being the worst. Expect nothing less. Except maybe corn flake chicken. In this episode, we talk about said culinary delicacy, and read two "stories" by our unholiest of holies, Buster Manwomb. Keep staying safe during this time of identical covid19-style hopeful commercials! To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/05/02/season-10-episode-15-corn-flake-chicken/

Fanfics read: Kanye In Thedas (by fnuckle) Garfield (by ShakespeareHemmingway) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Steve Rudzinski, Aleen Isley, Tom White This episode nearly killed me. With laughter, as well as with tears. Steve Rudzinski, Aleen Isley, and Tom White join us as we explore what it would be like if Kanye were in Thedas but could only speak in his own lyrics, and also what Garfield would be like if it was like the new Joker movie. Welcome to Lasagna Hell. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/04/23/season-10-episode-14-awkward-girls-drink-soup-to-genesis/

Fanfics read: Goofy’s Hyuk of the Day (by BaloneyPony and Friends) The Furry Bible (by gayfurry) - Aborted Bibleman Punches your Mom in the Penis (by Fonz Pond) - Aborted My Feet Hurt (by patricia51) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Sara, Angelbaine Oh what a clusterfuck this episode was. First we read a Goofy fanfic, and summoned our worst Dracula impressions while we got hyuked real hard. Then Sara and Angelbaine join us as we tried to read a story about the bible if it were for furries. We aborted reading that one. Then we tried to read about Bibleman. We aborted reading that one too (seriously, why is any fic involving the bible so awful?). Finally we settled on slaying Logan on the inside by reading about feet and Resident Evil. Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/04/11/season-10-episode-13-one-hyuk-stand/

Fanfics read: Love in the Time of Corona(virus) (by affectionateAvocado) Animal Cocking Gerudoggy Style (by oofoe) WX-78 May Find This Shocking (by ZekuDoge) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Riley, Matt Hot off from finishing the Tamanegi Saga, we get topical by reading about Coronavirus! Yup, and its also Star Wars. The sequel trilogy. Yup. It happened, can't wipe it from history now. We were then joined by Riley and Matt to read about some sexy Animal Crossing since that's also relevant and will get us some extra mouse clicks. Then we just say fuck it and read about Don't Starve, and prove that Logan is in fact a robot. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/04/03/season-10-episode-12-some-people-think-with-their-honey-crater/

Fanfics read: The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Cyril, Katy Somehow we finally finished our re-do of the Tamanegi Saga! Thanks to Cyril and Katy for their assistance, we got through the onion-drenched wastes and punched metal-dick Shrek in the fucking face. Go us. After we finished that, we did a run of AI Dungeon where we fucked then killed then burned it all to the ground. It was a delightful romp. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/03/27/season-10-episode-11-the-mile-my-club/

Fanfics read: A Survivor's Tale (by AshadelMG) Kingdom Hearts 3.14 - The J.O. Crystal (by eiscirno) Readers: Stevo, Val, Shawn, D-LUCKS, Rhythm Bastard The Canadians are in the host majority again! David and Logan had to miss the episode but thankfully D-LUCKS and Rhythm Bastard showed up to help maintain the ever-important international balance (or something like that). We read about Plants vs Zombies and then Kingdom Hearts while ordering the saddest of pizzas. Please pity us. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/03/13/season-10-episode-10-sadgasm-shower-pizza/