LongKangKitties Podcast

Typical of the Longkangkitties to post their 2024 recap in March of 2025 after recording in Dec 2024. We go through the good, the bad, and the ridiculous happenings of last year. The artwork spells 2024 by the way, in our contorted bodies, don't worry nobody else could read it either...

Singapore's favourite couple in the news again! Who is Richard Ng and why does Anngee keep repeating his name? Is he the most interesting man in the world? Dan Wong is very upset that you are not empathetic enough about exploding pagers in Lebanon and we in the Longkang would like to know, if you had foreign interference money, how would you destablise Singapore? Listen to us by searching for the Longkang Kitties Podcast at: Spotify Apple Podcast SoundCloud Find us on Social Media: IG: instagram.com/longkangkitties FB: Longkangkitties Youtube: youtube.com/@longkangkitties

Joncat discuss being hexed by Dan and Anngee's atheism curse voodoo shortly before fatherhood, SMRT derailment being reported as power fault initially before SCMP had to correct the record, Iswaran's trial fizzle out like flaccid balloon, and hypothetical to determine your political leaning once and for all.

Jerry, Dan and Lydia went into a hoarder's house to bring 3 cats out for fostering with basically disastrous results, with Lydia ending up in the hospital. We go deep into Lawrence Wong's National Day speech about additional parental and paternity leave, singles getting priority for BTO under certain circumstances and how the SG Olympic team design is really awful.

The Longkang discussed the cancelled Science Centre Sex talk after public outcry, and Dan Wong needs to supplement his income by farting on cakes

The Singapore football team managed to salvage the dreams of the Chinese team, only to get chastise by our locals for their 'loser behaviour'. Turritopsis Dohrnii Teo En Ming somehow manages to appear in White House FOIA document in spectacular lolcow-ery.

Livestream from 27th April Lawrence Wong becomes PM and public calls for greater punishment against guy who committed vehicular homicide Listen to the Longkang Kitties Podcast at: Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/2TgmXnReEIN5tyhWH7xHDh Apple Podcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/long…st/id1419048827 SoundCloud: @user-45251844 Find us on Social Media: IG: www.instagram.com/longkangkitties FB: Longkangkitties Youtube: www.youtube.com/@longkangkitties

Amos Yee is back sporting a new botak cut, violating parole once again with possible life in prison or deportation! Either way its back to prison for our dear MAP boy! We got massive oil spills in the south, covering the Singapore shoreline with inky black oil. Finally the Samsui woman saga, a smoking hot prostitute, or a realistic depiction?

Tragedy in Spain as Audrey Fang was found stabbed multiple times, who was the scumbag that did it? DanCat smashing glass ceilings and doors, or was he the one who got smashed? Smugmugam strikes again and delivers hot bars and sick burns to the Economist for their cold take on Singapore Politics. Finally, is it the end of the Line for Neom in Saudi? Find us on Social Media: IG: www.instagram.com/longkangkitties FB: Longkangkitties Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@longkangkitties

Longkangkitties is back in an actual longkang with actual kitties! Dan Wong is traumatised by the video of Aaron Bushnell, who can't rest in power. Our Asean neighbours being salty af after Taylor Swift makes Singapore her only stop, due to Edwin Tong's power of negotiations, and Ministry of Education can't catch a break, with teachers asked to do more and the recent Israel-Gaza slides catching internet flak.

The LKK triumphantly returns for a brand new year of comedy and gutter politics! FICA strikes for the first time against naturalised Singaporean who may be importing too much of the CCP. Waswaran laughed at for taking too little bribes, the SimplyGo drama that has unveiled the wacky ways policies are put in placed and other general shenanigans!

The kitties pool their collective room temperature IQ to give their takes on the Israel Palestine conflict. Bank services around SG disrupted 2.5 million payments, but seems to only receive a slap on the wrist. Flash coffee winding up, a Naise 2.0?

Longkangkitties October Livestream Hugbox for the Dragon babies of the past please shed a tear for them Listen to the Longkang Kitties Podcast at: Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/2TgmXnReEIN5tyhWH7xHDh Apple Podcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/long…st/id1419048827 SoundCloud: @user-45251844 Find us on Social Media: IG: www.instagram.com/longkangkitties FB: Longkangkitties Demographics data https://tablebuilder.singstat.gov.sg/table/TS/M810081

Dan Wong discovers he can no longer be a Marvel Avenger superhero, Henry made it to WakeUpSingapore instagram page, SG Opposition Facebook page is a steaming pile of racist crap and Dan Wong attempts to be a Zoomer. Listen to the Longkang Kitties Podcast at: Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/2TgmXnReEIN5tyhWH7xHDh Apple Podcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/long…st/id1419048827 SoundCloud: @user-45251844

Join the Longkang Kitties as we interview the Singlish professor Dr Gwee Li Sui about poetry and politics. Listen to the Longkang Kitties Podcast at: Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/2TgmXnReEIN5tyhWH7xHDh Apple Podcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/long…st/id1419048827 SoundCloud: @user-45251844 Find us on Social Media: IG: www.instagram.com/longkangkitties FB: Longkangkitties Find Dr Gwee on: IG: https://instagram.com/gweezilla

Just like Russia's "Special Military Operation" isn't a real war, our very own "inappropriate exchanges" in the recent Singapore political drama surely aren't a scandalous affair! Welcome to LKK's omega 3 hours long livestream where we covered a myriad of topics such as the conclusion to the Ridout road saga, the various inappropriate exchanges within the ruling and opposition parties, and the reactions of netizens during this period of time. Listen to the Longkang Kitties Podcast at: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2TgmXnReEIN5tyhWH7xHDh Apple Podcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/long…st/id1419048827 SoundCloud: @user-45251844 Find us on Social Media: IG: www.instagram.com/longkangkitties FB: Longkangkitties Tiktok: Longkangkitties

Episode recorded in end June Presidential election fervour is reaching fever pitch, here in the longkang, we discuss whether George's presidential dreams is Goh or no Goh. Andrew Tate was released to house arrest, only to be summoned and arraigned in court again, what will be his fate? And finally, the Titangate scandal, why is everyone in an uproar over a few deceased rich people, and what we can do to stop caring. Listen to the Longkang Kitties Podcast at: Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/2TgmXnReEIN5tyhWH7xHDh Apple Podcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/long…st/id1419048827 SoundCloud: @user-45251844 Find us on Social Media: IG: www.instagram.com/longkangkitties FB: Longkangkitties

Leon Perera is the Aljunied GRC MP for the Workers' Party. Join the Longkang Kitties as we interview Leon about his recent viral reaction and dive into some of the policies recommended in his Parliamentary Speeches for anti-poverty, TFR, climate change and more! Find MP Leon Perera at: IG: www.instagram.com/perera.leon FB: www.facebook.com/leonperera70 WP: https://www.wp.sg/ Listen to the Longkang Kitties Podcast at: Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/2TgmXnReEIN5tyhWH7xHDh Apple Podcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/long…st/id1419048827 SoundCloud: @user-45251844 Find us on Social Media: IG: http://www.instagram.com/longkangkitties FB: Longkangkitties

Our dear ministers Shanmugam and Vivian are currently embroiled in a bit of public image battle against Kenneth Jayaratnam and other anti-establishment folks! Is it really as bad as it seems, or will it turn into a nothingburger? As the second episode in the history of the LongKang to not feature Joncat, the others can't help themselves but to ridicule the most handsome man on the face of the planet, tsk tsk..

Anngee unleash her rage unto the world with this episode of Longkangkitties. Climate activists are making her museum trips more difficult and less convenient. Anti Hogwarts legacy activist can't even deprive themselves of a video game, and the new wave of tradcon redpill women makes Anngee question her entire life choices in the most ironic way. Find us on Social Media: IG: www.instagram.com/longkangkitties FB: Longkangkitties

Join the Longkang Kitties as we interview Dr Chee Soon Juan in this mega episode about cost of living, education and many more topics close to Singaporean hearts! Find Dr Chee Soon Juan at: IG: www.instagram.com/cheesoonjuan FB: www.facebook.com/cheesoonjuan SDP: www.yoursdp.org/ Tiktok: @cheesoonjuan Listen to the Longkang Kitties Podcast at: Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/2TgmXnReEIN5tyhWH7xHDh Apple Podcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/long…st/id1419048827 SoundCloud: @user-45251844 Find us on Social Media: IG: www.instagram.com/longkangkitties FB: Longkangkitties

Michelle Yeoh just won the Oscars! While White people rejoice in their latest diversity quota, some are questioning, is this really the pinnacle of acting achievements? Meanwhile, we discuss the merits of raceswapping in popular media and stories.

Join the Longkang Kitties as we discuss Singapore Budget 2023 with special guest Reggie from The Financial Coconut. Find him at: Financial Coconut: https://thefinancialcoconut.com/

Andrew Tate, the seemingly overnight internet sensation, one moment he was there, the next he was arrested. The Longkang deep dives into the most arcane lore of the Top G, what really propelled his meteoric rise to internet fame, his slick PR moves, and ultimately his arrest and potential downfall. Episode was made possible by City Music, who gave us a fantastic discount on a brand new mixer, find them at 1 Sophia Road #02-12/13 Peace Centre for all your musical and audio needs!

In this very special Crossover Live show with Danny, and Elisa from the Why Why Why show, we put together a live performance down at the Asia Podcast festival on the 4th Dec 2022. Why are there so many vending machines in Japan? Why is Somerset called Somerset in Singapore? Who is the most litigious man on Earth? And of course, what is Alice in Wonderland syndrome and why you might actually have it. Credit to; Asia Podcast festival Why Why Why Show Danny Natalie and Gary for joining us at the live show

Superior Jonathan sits down with the LongKangKitties to review the latest Singapore-Korea collaborative movie Ajoomma, a slice-of-life misadventure film about a Korean Drama obsessed Singaporean Aunty getting lost in Korea. Sorry for poor audio quality, we know what has gone wrong and have fixed it, the next latest episode will be fine again,

Livestream with Kelly Kimberly Cheong; 540 kicks, Ah Girl go Army and Trans issues https://soundcloud.com/user-45251844/livestream-with-kelly-kimberly-cheong-540-kicks-ah-girl-go-army-and-trans-issues?si=bd683a83aba4430f9c66347979ce7a79&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing https://open.spotify.com/show/2TgmXnReEIN5tyhWH7xHDh Kelly Kimberly Cheong is a 28-year-old local actress, martial artist, and Tiktok personality with over 300k followers. She was one of 14 actresses in Jack Neo's latest movie, Ah Girl Go Army. She is also ambassadors of various brands around Singapore. When not acting in a movie, Kelly can be found on Tiktok doing 540-degree spinning kicks and sparring with others. In this episode, we spoke about her internal experiences as a woman before her transition, the difference between a martial artist and a self-defense instructor, the various shenanigans she has gotten herself into, and how she was thrust unwittingly into an ideological battleground over Jack Neo's creative choice of naming her female character in the movie as "Amanda Man". Find Kelly Kimberly at: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kelzshinobi Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kellykimberlyc/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kellykimberlycheong Listen to the Longkang Kitties Podcast at: Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/2TgmXnReEIN5tyhWH7xHDh Apple Podcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/long…st/id1419048827 SoundCloud: @user-45251844 Find us on Social Media: IG: www.instagram.com/longkangkitties FB: www.facebook.com/LongKangKitties/

With Vogue no longer in vogue due to presenting non-traditional families, the longkang got together to discuss what even are traditional families and the implication of such an action. As with the haphazard rabble that we are, the initial 3 or 4 topics we had prepared were thrown out the window when a WILD Jerry threw a propone gas tank into a firepit and Jon decides to fan the flames, devolving into a spirited debate about gay men adopting kids. And finally, the supreme ideology is revealed in a weird but surprisingly straightforward hypothetical.

Mohamed Imran Mohamed Taib is the director of the Dialogue Centre focusing on conversations about diversity and inclusion and a founding member of Centre for Interfaith Understanding (CIFU) an inclusive interfaith organisation. He was previously working in government service for 19 years and was a former associate research fellow at the S. Rajaratnam School of International Studies. He writes frequently on issues of religion and multiculturalism and has published in local and international news agencies such as Straits Times, Channel News Asia, Today Online and SCMP. He has been a frequent speaker and facilitator on faith and diversity issues and has delivered guest lectures in universities, government agencies, schools, community organisations and MNCs. In this episode, we discuss the Salman Rushdie attack, religious extremist behaviour, freedom of speech and expression and how we try to navigate it all. Find him at: CIFU: https://cifu.sg/ CIFU FB: https://www.facebook.com/cifu.sg/ Hash Peace: https://www.hashpeace.com/ Roses of Peace: https://rosesofpeace.com/ Listen to the Longkang Kitties Podcast at: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2TgmXnReEIN5tyhWH7xHDh Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/longkangkitties-podcast/id1419048827 SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-45251844 Find us on Social Media: IG: https://www.instagram.com/longkangkitties FB: https://www.facebook.com/LongKangKitties/

Section 377A is right around the corner to be repealed! Or so we hope... Anti homo forces are out in strength to prevent such a repeal from happening. Shanmugan however, might have solved the problem 6 month ago... Will the Shanumugoons prevail? Or will Singapore forever have the pall of homophobia cast upon it? PS: Ep100 was our livestream episode, catch us on youtube for that

This week, we have the ladies from the Why Why Why Show Jin An and Elisa! We got a few weird search terms that we wanted to cover. Why are people faking mental illness on TikTok? What is erotic corpulence? How did Reddit get started? And finally, where on earth is your grandma and boomer aunty getting all these good morning messages from?

We invited the ladies from the Why Why Why Show for an amazing crossover! We talk about the chicken shortage, super aphrodisiac coffee to bring you to the moon, weird animal facts, and the dreaded monkey pox! Show some love to the Why Why Why Show!

Pinkdot is just a manifestation of more Chinese privilege according to BrownQueerSg! Is Pinkdot doing enough to end racism in Singapore? Or should they just stick to their original goal of ending 377a? Joncat had to revise his original Amber Heard vs Johnny Depp trial after watching the proceedings unfold in a spectacularly idiotic fashion from Team Turd. Episode recorded on 22/05/22

The start of the Johnny and Amber defamation trial, what is up with that? Sex predators might be staying in jail longer than expected, but is that really a good thing? Breast, thigh, or personality? Joncat's answer might not surprise you. And finally, the youth that split the nation, Jonathan Neo, and why he didn't really split the nation because nobody likes him.

Backbenchers in parliament desperate to come up with something clever to say. Wild boars go on a rampage, in Yishun of course! And of course, we just have to talk about the Russia-Ukraine "special military ops". (Episode was recorded in March)

The end of covid restrictions is nigh! While some measures still persist, life has returned to some level of normalcy.... or have they...? Anngee tells us about weird Japanese porn, Jerry gets accosted on the streets, a brief epilogue to the Henry Zou saga, why some people need to eat shit and die, and of course, Dan's ass mustard.

Assistant Professor Walid joins us in the longkang again! When somebody says trust me bro, your first instinct must be to trust that bro, since this was the spirit on which SPH Media Trust (SMT) is founded, just trust us bro! We'll fact check for you! Raeesah Khan's COP proceeding was absolutely not a political witch hunt. And finally, we try to get Walid onto the latest OppaiCoin.

In this episode, we dive into the wildly unexpected messages from Henry Zou, the philosopher of life, and his insistence that LongKangKitties should host him and debate him on climate change. Naturally, hilarity ensues when the philosopher made a giant boo boo and completely misunderstands Joncat. Also we announce the new Queen of Puns on the discord.

Assistant Professor Walid Abdullah joins Anngee and Jon in the Longkang to discuss censorship, debate, free speech, and a whole bunch of topics! Are Singaporean academics really repressed? Is there nuance in the vaccine debate? Can the power of the Longkang compel Nicole Seah to hop onto Teh Tarik with Walid? Find out more on this episode!

Its a big news day down in the longkang and we're wasting no time spilling the milk! Iris Koh and babyface doctor Jipson getting charged in court. Possible Dee Kosh redemption arc on the horizon? TikTok maid uploading old man nudies onto the internet.com and Sammyboy BBFA got many CBs for you in the house of sin!

GST hike is on the horizon and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it! Well, except complain on the LKK of course. We also discuss the recent NFT hype train and what our NFTs would be like, possible foreshadowing for the future?

Want to make a change? Check! Don't have any actual evidence? Check! Willing to spin any amount of bullshit, consequences be damned? DOUBLE CHECK! Singapore opposition politicians Raeesah Khan and Leong Mun Wai are almost certainly cut from the same cloth. Is there any hope for our local politics? *cry face*

We're back from our extended break! We got a lot of catching up to do so let's dive straight in! We got lions breaking out of cages, Prime Minister Lee the second most admired man in SG according to survey, no-fault divorce went through parliament, Titus "Big swinging wangus" on his OnlyFans arrested, and Ralph "Backflipping Rhino Boy" is actually a good boy!

Nurses quitting in droves! So much that hospitals are offering money to people to headhunt! M Ravi is back in the news after getting fired for calling opposing counsel a clown.

The BBFA strikes again! This time openly admit to sexual assault while live on Instagram! The kitties dive headfirst into this unholy filth to give you the play-by-play on this weirdo.

What kind of special deal did Amos Yee receive? Will he survive prison in the US or in Singapore? Should he preemptively get prison tatts to stand a chance? Raeesah Khan drops a huge bombshell admitting her story about accompanying a sexual assault survivor to a police station was false, what are the implication of this? Dan Wong makes crazy accurate prediction about how WP handled the fallout from this situation without the benefit of hindsight. And finally a happy man on the MRT slapping his one eye snake.

Defender of the downtrodden M Ravi has made the news round recently, due to his outburst directed at fellow lawyer, People's Voice Lim Tean. The longkang found out this isn't the first time M Ravi has had such outbursts.

Workers rise up! Only to be beaten down very swiftly by Singapore Riot police! Poor dormitory conditions and maggot-infested food causes workers to demand a better working environment, but basically receive lip service from politicians again. Jolovan Wham gets into trouble again, this time for misquoting Politician extraordinaire K. Shanmugam. POFMA come in guns blazing ready to protect us Singaporeans from not knowing Shanmugam is a great guy. Finally the NOC drama exploded with End-the-silence blogspot post, yes I know very outdated liao, but hey we had to cover it right? Items corrected since recording: https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/pofma-office-instructed-issue-correction-direction-truth-warriors-website-falsehoods-covid-19-vaccines-ivermectin-2265516

Ah shit, here we go again..

Ho Ching steps down from Temasek, only to get back in Temasek! Well, got slight difference, but hey we wish the First lady all the best! PSLE math exams question gets everyone riled up. And finally future Prime Minister Lawrence "Its just a flu bro" Wong really raises everyone's heckling with his press release.

The FICA saga continues with various NGO and critics hitting back! Naturally their efforts will all be in vain, as our beloved PAP knows what is best for us, repeat after me, we love the PAP. We. LUB. DA. PAP.