Mind the Mess

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On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some video game talk. Yup, video games guys. The best part is the game came out like 10 years ago and it took KEB awhile. Then we get into a surprise for our listeners, and KEB and potentially our whole family. But it's a good one so enjoy I think. Then with the draft starting on Thursday, it was clear what needed to be done, pre-draft draft grades. That's right! We are giving each team with a first round pick in the draft a grade. Before they pick. Before the draft even starts. A day before the draft even happens. We also use super scientific ways. Then we touch on Aaron Rodgers moving to the Jets and figure out it's because of his new girlfriend. It's a fun one, enjoy!

On this 140th episode of Mind The Mess, we start pretty abruptly with the Sacramento Kings. Yup, they won their division for the first time in a million years and our residence Kings fan is pumped. So pumped that the rest of us think he's making up stats. Plus we get into the NCAA March Madness Tournaments. Medium T talks about his experience and says really the first round is all that matters. Do you agree? Then KEB went to Mexico. KEB has a story to tell. And he tells it all. There's other stuff, but you'll hear it. Enjoy!

On this spirited episode of Mind the Mess, we start in a way that we have never started before. Out of order. We're just talk guys, just shooting the poop if ya know what I'm saying. Anyway we start with TV shows that we are watch and one particular one that RJ is to watching. This is the first time in the episode that Medium T turns red. Then we get into some sports talk! Football! So much is happening including potential collusion against Lamar Jackson. We debate what we would do if we were a GM. Medium T gets more red. Plus why does Ja Morant and Joe Mixon hate kids? Speaking of kids. Kid Gloves. Ever used those two words together in a sentence? Do you hear people use it? Medium T believes so and he legit almost pops a vein this time. Spirited, out of order and down right stupid. Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with inspiration...no, not we don't. But it's a fun conversation. Then we get into some sports. We gently touch, like barely speak, about the biggest game in sports. The Birds lost to the Chiefs in the Super Bowl and Medium T has a few words, but we jump around so he can dance around really discussing what happened. But in that dance we talk about College Baseball. Yup, it's February and we are talking about College Baseball. Ok. Then it's back! The first Starting Five of 2023 starts with animals. Certain animals doing certain things that make us want to stay far far away. It's weird and wacky. Enjoy!

On this Super Bowl Week episode of Mind The Mess, we start by not even discussing football. That's right, LeBron James is the new all time leading scorer in NBA history. We talk about the night as a whole, including the Lakers losing and Anthony Davis not giving af. Then we get into the NFL Conference Championship games which included a 4th string QB who played in the USFL last season and referees that won't quit. But hey, Roger Goodell doesn't mind it and now we get to see two brothers play in the Super Bowl. I'll give you one guess who Medium T thinks is going to win....go ahead think real hard about that.....and if you forget, he picked the Eagles to lose to the 49ers. Then there isn't a Super Bowl without gambling and every type of prop known to man! Rhianna's first song? Bet on it. Coin toss? Bet on it. Will the cameraman find Roger Goodell before Mama Kelce? Bet on it. It's fun folks, enjoy!P.S. Medium T went to a chiropractor for the first time and his stories need to be heard.

On this 136th episode of Mind The Mess, we start with teasing something special..maybe. Then Medium T takes over, that's right folk, this is a Medium T episode. We discuss getting a stomach bug that sucked real bad and how we are getting old. Then that smoothly transitions into the new HBO adaptation The Last of Us. Have you heard of it? Well we might SPOIL a few things so there's your heads up. Then we talk about some gambling, are we winning or losing money? Also, if you were up like $500, are you cashing out or trying for 4 digits? We discuss. Then of course, the king of sports, The NFL. We are talk about our picks for the Championship Weekend games and Medium T talks about how it feels to not be an underdog and have all of the expectations on your shoulders. And we make up the Bro Bowl, which is a 4 stage drinking competition between sports. Professional sports. It would be awesome and we have to make it happen. Enjoy folks!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we come back after being away for too long. And what do we talk about? Oliver Tree wigs. Yup. Plus we get into Medium T's new pilot mask which takes awhile, but it eventually ends with the real story behind Top Gun. Plus Georgia won the college football championship by a lot, like a lot a lot. We discuss how to make that not happen and what cane be done. Plus if you were the Bears with the first pick in the draft, you keeping Justin Fields? Also the NFL playoffs are here and we give you our winners of Super Wild Card Weekend! We will probably do something dumb to the loser, but more to come on that. It's late and we are tired. Anyway, enjoy the episode!

On this episode of Mind The Mess we start with KEB's birthday! That's right, we did not record last week because KEB took another trip around the sun and didn't gamble once. That's right too! He did not gamble and had a fantastic time. And to make things better, when he logged in the next day we had extra funds from horse racing he bet on and forgot about. Obviously that takes us into a conversation about sponsoring a horse which then immediately turns into buying one. Potentially an old one. More details to come. Then we get into Week 14 of the NFL and play some Fraud or 2L2Q. Read that and think about it because I didn't want to type it out. But anyway, RJ gets heated about the Titans and we all think the Giants are burnt toast. Then it's time for Games to Watch and Dumb Games for Week 15, WHICH INCLUDE SATURDAY FOOTBALL PEOPLE! Plus KEB gives you his locks for this week and we bounce. Enjoy!

I feel like the title speaks for itself, but in this 133rd episode of Mind The Mess we discuss a bear on cocaine. There is a new movie based on true events and we discuss in detail. Plus a few more movie things, like avatar and toy story. So enjoy that. Also, soccer is happening and the USA is actually doing pretty decent. We are partying like it's 1776 and moving on to the elimination round of the World Cup. And of course we can't have an episode without the kind of sports, the NFL. We go through every game in Week 12 as well as our Dumb Games and Games To Watch in Week 13. KEB ends it with his parlays and a boat game that is draining his bank account. It's a fun one. Enjoy!

We are back! Episode 132! But we are super late getting it out! So I'll keep this short and sweet! Medium T hates Heinicke, KEB is a college sports fan and RJ is dreading watching the Packers.Enjoy!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FOLKS! Welcomes to episode of 131 of Mind The Mess were we legit talk about the World Series for the FIRST TIME IN 13 YEARS! The Phillies are back and we discuss. Then it's Week 7 of the NFL, were there are a few story lines we jump into and show Medium T the schedule of QBs the Eagles have left to play this season. Then of course we have Games to Watch and Dumb Games, which leads right into KEB talking money with his Producer Parlays. It's late, but it's good. Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind the Mess, we discuss a bunch of stuff, but it's like a week late. So enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with a song so confusing, so interesting, so Polish that we look up the lyrics. Also, while that's happening the Phillies are playing in Game 2 of the NLDS which randomly brings up sounds and yelling in the middle of talking about football. Oh yeah, football happened. We talk about it all. How the Packers stink now, how the Panthers will play with a new coach, how the Dallas defense hasn't played anyone yet, all of that ish. Then as Medium T freaks out and get's super pissed off, we do dumb games and Games To Watch in Week 6! And Sunday night will be awesome. Plus KEB has his parlays and continues to sing Poland. Also. stay tuned for "How are Philly fans feeling".

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some tv show references. Grown adult TV shows you might ask yourself? No. And to give you a hint, there is a bolder and a pizza. Then we talk some baseball! Thing we start with Aaron Judge? No. We are Phillies fans, well 2 of us are, so guess where we started. Then we talk about one of, if not the greatest names of all time. Is it a player from the NFL, NBA, or MLB? No. Even better is his Aunt's name, probably. Then football. We run through all of the games and touch on some hot topics, like how historically bad Baker Mayfield and the Lions defense are, the teams the Dallas defense has played, how the Packer's escaped an upset and the tragic split of Tom and Gisele. Plus don't miss Dumb Games and Games to Watch for Week 5, which always runs into KEB The Producer's Producer Parlayyyyyyyyys. Also, Medium T is very, very excited for Thanksgiving for overs and food. Enjoy folks.

On this 127th episode of Mind The Mess that we recorded on 9/27,  KEB literally gambles the whole time using the number 27. No spoilers, but at the end of the episode you find out how many time it hits...Plus Week 3 of the NFL came and went and we currently have to undefeated teams and to defeated teams. We talk about all four, while also ranking the most embfradding moments in football history. A butt play and own safety tops the list of things that happened this weekend, so there's that. Plus who is your MVP right now? We have a few ideas. Then we discuss how much the Chiefs screwed up a bunch of parlays with their loss to the Colts, BUT THAT WON'T STOP THE BETTING! We give you KEB's Producer Parlays but alsoooooo we have Games to Watch and Dumb games for Week4. It's all fun and games folks, enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some music trivia on this 21st day of September. Do you know what we mean? You'll get it, but Medium T didn't. Then we jump right into Week 2 of the NFL season! Oprah was giving comebacks away this week, Jets you get a comeback, Dolphins you get a comeback, Cardinals you get a comeback....even though it was against a "poverty jail" franchise. Yes, we list the poverty jail franchises out as well as the teams that have recently left that discussion. Like the Lions! Where do they sit in your power rankings? Where does Tua sit?! We have some crazy leaders at the top of the offensive stats this season and we discuss. Plus will the Eagles lose this season? RJ doesn't think it will happen much. Then we talk Week 3, with games to watch and Dumb games. Spoiler, the Bill travel to Miami at 1p and it should be flexed to Sunday night, that's how excited we are for it. Then we give you some free money picks for this week and discuss whether you'd take 250k or 1 million, but it's not that simple, we debate. It's a fun-filled-football-fepisode. Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some news from the week on our personal side, but then quickly realize this episode will mostly be live podcasting the Chargers/Chiefs game. So every once in awhile you will hear us say some totally out of left field that has nothing to do with the conversation and to that we say your welcome. Of course, Medium T and KEB have money on the game and we get a live look into their minds as their bets crumb into an empty void of nothingness. Then we recap Week 1 of the new NFL season, including Dak and Jerry Jones switching thumbs so Dak can play sooner and how Medium T sees red if your team plays against the Eagles. We then jump into Games to Watch and Dumb Games for Week 2 where we literally comment on maybe every game of the weekend. Keb The Producer's Producer Parlays are next to bring the show to its end. Don't forget the after show shenanigans, enjoy folks. 

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we finish the Summer of Seltzers with the king, High Noon Sun Sips. And we are recording in person, which for some reason makes Medium T echo. Sorry, but we are not sorry. Anyway, the reason we are ending with the king of seltzers is to make way for the king of sports, the NFL. But speaking of kings and queens, England has a new one that we had to touch on briefly. Then! The NFL and the sheer athletic build of Josh Allen as the Bills take down the defending champs easily in the first game of the year. Then we preview some teams and games for the season. Including the next MVP, James Winston and the way he sees the human body. Plus GAMES TO WATCH AND PRODUCER PARLAYS ARE BACK! Week 1 addition. We know we are almost done with week 1 today, but we hope you made some money this week, like RJ. Then we end with some seltzer tasting as well as a blind taste test addition to figure out who can guess flavors the best. Also, we have some very quick special guests to tie the finale together. Enjoy folks!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start ep 123 with some facts. This leads immediately into angels, enjoy. Then we talk some football! The NFL preseason is upon us and there are plenty of storylines to go around. Plus, want to start being a degenerate gambler again? Well we can bet on preseason! But unfortunately we cannot bet on little league baseball. Also, we discuss the Deshaun Watson story in depth and try to figure out what the hell is going on. Plus it's SUMMER OF SELTZERS VOLUME 6! Hornito's is the drink of choice this week, plus KEB's Dewey Crushes that honestly, we aren't sure if they ever got a rating. We sprinkle in some movies on TV that are stop and watch every time and Medium T eats a ridiculous amount of popcorn. Fun, right? Sure, let's get it. 

On this episode of Mind The Mess, KEB The Producer steps into host what most will call, one of the most ridiculous shows we've ever done. Honestly, I'm not sure if that's a true statement at all, but it starts off strong. Well, maybe, I don't know just listen. We start with the number of course, fun facts about 122 and then seamlessly get interrupted but a question from Medium T. Then football! Training camps are open but we have some stories to get too. Like what the hell is Kyler Murray's independent study? And how good will Julio be for the Buccaneers for those 4 to 5 games he'll play? Also, are the Saints a garbage team? We debate. Then we give you some future bets for the upcoming season, like who will be comeback player of the year and some over/under win totals. We have fun here. Then it's time for SUMMER OF SELTZERS VOL 5 people! I won't give it away here, but Claw is the Law and we are abiding by it. Fun fact: All three hosts have the same drinks for the first time this summer AND we try the whole damn variety pack! Also, KEB has a who's back and it's something you'll never think of, but enjoy. Also, mind the burps.

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with a fun fact about the number 121 from KEB The Producer...right? Right, guys? Wrong, you'll know why. Then we get into some sports talk starting with the king, the NFL. The best part for you non-sports fans is it's about a QB hook up. That's right, if you don't know football, look up Zach Wilson's face and listen to us talk. Then we get into the Panther's QB room, which is pretty crowded right now with two top 5 picks from the same draft. RJ also gives a list of some QB "competitions" this season and it's rough. Plus Deshaun Watson's suspension rumors isn't great. But the second biggest NFL news, next to a mom's-friend-hook-up, is the horrible name the Steelers now have for their stadium. We don't know how to say it and we are convinced no one else does either. But it sounds like it's named after the Aggro Crag from Global Guts, and that, that's what we will call it. Plus it wouldn't be summer time without some SELTZERS! Yup, this episode is sponsored by Bud Light (but not really) but we are tasting and rating. Also KEB hates the Garrett system and we kind of correct it. Also there are many stories in this one, 2 from RJ that lead to KEB's way to deal with people asking him for money, Medium T's potty training and KEB's friend who sleeps with extra protection. Man, what a show. Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess we start with a movie that KEB couldn't watch until he was 15. He remembers that age for some reason, so it's legit. So 90s movies to start, strong, strong start. Then we celebrate Medium T's birthday by making him tell a story...of his birthday. Then we actually have some sports to talk about! Freddie Freeman is pissed at his ex-agent after a visit to Atlanta, but do we care? That is the question. Plus there was a baseball brawl and I honestly think there is one little girl to blame. I mean just look at the facts people! Then Warren Sapp had some strong words for an ex-NFL player, we discuss. Then it's SUMMER OF SELTZER TIME PEOPLE! This week KEB even joins in with something that is totally different than Medium T and RJ's. Also, Medium T is literally the happiest he's ever been on this show while he drinks this weeks "seltzer". Plus we end with bathroom disasters in our Questions That Matter! Enjoy folks!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we definitely start with the first thing we recorded. No doubt about it, this is a chronological masterpiece of a show. Also, don't miss KEB's 119 interesting fact, it might save your life....if you're in a different country. Then we talk some LIV golf, 54 maybe? 72? It's a number thing that probably will never be resolved, but RJ doesn't see a bright future. Then we touch on some familiar faces in new places making stuff up to make they quarterbacks feel better. Also, we have an early Question That Matters and it has to do with a male bathroom rule that needs explaining. Does the middle stall hold as much power as the other middle option? We discuss. THEN IT'S THE SUMMER OF SELTZERS PEOPLE! Round two starts off strong with Medium T effing up! But we have Smirnoff this week and we taste and place them on the Garrett scale....with a special guest. It's all fun and games folks, and if you don't hear it, you're awesome! Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with a prayer? You'll understand. But then we get into some music talk. There is a controversial top 10 all time rappers list out there and we review and discuss it. Plus we slip in our top 5 in not particular order. Plus the NBA Finals started. We talk about the media love for Jayson Tatum and some future bets you won't want to miss! Plus if Steph Curry wins a Finals MVP, is he on the NBA Mount Rushmore? Also did you know there was a fifth face on the back of Mount Rushmore? Well, you will. Then we begin our journey through the NFL off-season with our new segment SUMMER OF SELTZERS! Oh yeah! we test different seltzers out this summer and rate them for you so you know what skinny can to grab from the store this summer. Then KEB bring us a Question That Matters and Medium T spits some bars to end the show. Enjoy folks!

On this episode of Mind The Mess we start with some astrology. Medium T talks about his issues with astrology and then we get into RJ's gemini effect. Then KEB and Medium T explain Halo to RJ and why episode 117 on May 17th is a big deal. Plus we get into Wildin' Out Baby Mama edition. Also sports right. We start with NBA and stay there. KEB has some parlay plays and we talk about how CP3 deserves the Jame Harden talk after the Suns loss. Then we get into some Starting Five TV Moms! There are real people and cartoons so strap in. Also stay tuned for some more content after the end music. Enjoy folks! 

It's been such a longggg time! And we are back folks! On this episode of Mind The Mess, we get into the NBA playoffs which includes KEB's proclamation about a certain team in Boston. But it really gets spicy when it comes to the Philadelphia 76ers. One player in particular the group thinks is more than washed, more, way more. Then we have to make our own picks on who will win it all. Then we talk about the king, the NFL. We are talking wide receivers! So many have been traded since we have last recorded so we rank each situation. Also, there is a Cardinals WR who is investigating how PEDs got into his body. Then we get into the draft, who had a good draft, who made the draft watchable and stupid narratives about a certain teams first round picks. Then we talk about really nothing for a period of time that includes boxing in a ring and a plane. So it's a good one. Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some March Madness wrap up! It's over and Kansas is your new champion, but before we can even get to that we need to talk about Coach K's "last" dance right....He's done right? Maybe, but who really knows. Plus Medium T puts on the Coach K gold cart tracker to let us know how Coach K is doing. Then we get into some golf! That's right folks the Masters are here and the goat with stripes is supposed to play. Tiger says he's playing and he ONLY plays to win. We breakdown our winners and who to put some money down on. Then we get into some...wrestling. WWE baby! We talk Wrestlemania and the Monday Night Wars. Then the Starting Five is back this week and since we have two dads who are about to add more children to their family, we thought it was a good time to talk TV Dads. From Uncles to cartoons, we have it all. Enjoy folks!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with welcoming back KEB. Not sure why, but we did and he brings one of his facts that he likes to start the show off with so enjoy. Then we get into the slap seen around the world and heard if you listen to other countries videos because the US wasn't having it. Then we get into the the king of sport, NFL. We play some Love It/Hate It with recent moves in trades and free agency. There is a lot of hate to go around, but some love here and there. Like can Tua actually complete a pass to Tyreek Hill? And who is going to have a better year, Hill or Davante Adams? Also, how do you feel about the new playoff overtime rules? We let you know how we feel and talk about a viral picture of NFL coaches. Great radio there. Then March Madness is still here people and we have an update on our bracket! Also Medium T and KEB give you their locks for the final four. It's fun folks, enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some daylight saving. Yup, going to be one of those types of episodes. We learn about laws and how Twitter starts the law making process. Then we get into some March Madness! It is here and it's glorious. Plus Tom Brady un-retired. Shocked? No. But where will he play next season? That's the big question now. That also leads into some talk about how to properly evaluate a quarterback and it all starts with the double H system. Not familiar? We are, don't worry. Plus NFL free agency hadn't even started yet, but it was popping off. The AFC West looks unstoppable and Deshaun Watson's path is...interesting. We discuss. Plus Medium T and KEB have some plays for you this March Madness season and we are talking upsets and final fours. Good luck to everyone in our bracket! Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some Butt Rock. That's right, it's a thing and it's great music so I don't care what it's called. Obviously we are starting off strong since it's been awhile since we have done this. Hope you made it past that conversation. Then we get into some basketball news. College, pros, it's all talked about. We also do it while watching a specific game that one member of the group lost some money on while we were recording. Then we get into the king of sports, which was shown with the craziness of it during March Madness, but NFL! Yes, a bunch of stuff happenings! It's not even free agency people! Rodgers stays, Russ cooks in Mile High and Ridley loses way more than the $1500 he bet with. We talk about it. Plus are gummy bears candy? And if so, what are the best ones? Are these questions you ask yourself? Weird, but we have answers. It's a fun one folks, enjoy!

On this 111th episode of Mind The Mess, we talk palindromes. Shocker? I think not. Recorded on 2/22/22, it perfectly sums up literally like half of this episode. But then we get into some NBA and more specifically the All Star game. This leads to what sport has the best in season competition and if Steph Curry is already an all time great. Also, there was a fight. One open handed claw to the face of an assistant coach and you're done for the season. We are talking Juan Howard and his claws of furry. Then Aaron Rodgers was supposed to have some football world shattering news, on a Tuesday of all days, just in time for us to discuss. But of course it wasn't meant to be. We talk what we took from the interview and hope to start a go fund me for Medium T to start a specific cleanse that we really want him to do. Then KEB gives us his palindrome parlay and we end with famous animals in our Starting Five! Enjoy folks!

On this 110th episode of Mind The Mess we start with some NBA. That's right, we know the Super Bowl happened, but first we talk some bball. More specifically the trade between the Nets and 76ers. Did the Sixers give up too much? Will Ben Simmons help the Nets more than Harden with the 76ers? We don't know, but we speculate. Then what everyone has been waiting for, the Super Bowl. Medium T, not happy. Displeasure in the referees is a pretty big point here. Not going to lie, we touch on just about everything, but the LA Rams are Super Bowl champs and we discuss how they got there. Should more teams go "all in"? We debate the hell out of it. Also, what does it take to make it into the NFL Hall of Fame? One Super Bowl? Records? Awards? Is the Hall of Fame turning into a participation trophy? AGAIN, we debate. Then we talk about the winners of the Super Bowl, the halftime performers. Including the one we weren't expecting, but we happy to get! Then we end with Pete Davidson somehow, so random, but relevant. Enjoy folks!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with the significance of the number 109. Spoiler, there is none, but KEB elaborates. Then we get into the Pro Bowl, you know that time of year that people talk about how horrible one game can be. So to make it interesting, we give the NFL a bunch of suggestions of what America would rather watch. It's a greta list. Then all 9 coaching vacancies are filled and we grade them. But using our Garrett system. Plus if you didn't know, the Super Bowl is this weekend and we got picks! We pick our winners and then for the last time of the season, KEB gives us his Super Bowl edition of the Producer Parlays. Also Saturday is officially Gambling Day, so enjoy responsibily. Then there is a list of smelliest states in America so you know we have to discuss. It's a good one folks! Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with an unlikely NASCAR team that immediately turns the boys into sunglass people. Then we move on to the GOAT of the NFL calling it quits, but before that lets have Adam Schefter say something. See Adam, that's what it's like and we hate it. Anyway Brady has officially retired from the game of football, which begs the question is he the GOAT of GOATs? We discuss. Then if you haven't heard about Brian Flores's lawsuit then you've been under a rock because this man is starting a movement. We discuss the timeline. Then we finally get into Championship Sunday aka the last week of multiple football games. The Bengals punch their ticket behind some defense and the 49ers practically give the Rams a free pass to a Super Bowl in their "home" stadium. Then we get into our Starting Five which has us take a walk down memory lane. We are talking movies we wish we could see for the first time again and spoiler we enjoy stoner comedies. Hope you enjoy folks!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with a Hall of Fame blunder. That's right, the Hall of Fame is wrong and we are right. The Baseball HOF. Barry Bonds missed out on the HOF again and we talk about his impact on baseball. Also, Medium T doesn't understand steroids. Then it was the Divisional round of the NFL playoffs and RJ and KEB aren't great, not great at all. But you know who is? Joe F******g Burrow! That cigar smoking son bitch is at it again! Sacked 9 times and still gets the W. We are talking sack on Joey B, we are talking about the Packer's stout defense, we are talking about the Bills scoring with 13 seconds left and we are talking about Tamps recovering 4 fumbles....if you watched this weekend, you know what's coming next. Plus we ask questions about QBs, young and old and we make picks for the Conference Championships. Also KEB gives some advise in his Producer Parlays and then we get into the Mac daddy of them all, Buffalo Wild Wi...I mean man caves. We talk man caves in our Starting Five! Have fun folks, looks good on ya!

On this Super Wild Card Weekend episode of Mind The Mess, we talk about how not super the weekend ended up being. That's right. If you watched football this weekend, you know that we mean. A lot of hoes teams winning and we explain it all while we talk about each game. We talk about Derek Carr's next career move headlining a festival. Plus we ask and answer the hard hitting questions like can the Bengals win the Super Bowl or is Mike McCarthy out as the Cowboys head coach? Plus Josh McDaniels hasn't left New England in awhile, but is something holding him back? Medium T seems to think so. Plus we pick the winners of the Divisional Round and spoiler two members don't pick one game. Plus KEB and Medium T give us their Producer Parlays for the weekend. And toys folks. We talk toys! That's right, our Starting Five revolves around the childhood memories made on your Razor scooter or playing N64. It's a good one folks. Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with the guys feeling on Georgia winning the National Championship. Spoiler, someone is not happy. Well happy for Georgia and all, but the money was the issue. You'll get it. Then Week 18 happened and a mother week brings another Colts loss. We discuss if Went was the issue or if it falls on someone else. Plus, is Big Ben the luckiest QB ever? This year sure looks like it. Plus who is more surprising, the Raiders or Bengals? KEB makes a huge statement about the Raiders which leads to Medium T thinking of a challenge for us so let's go Raiders. Then we pick all Super Wild Card Weekend game this weekend and Medium T gets mad about the Sunday Night Game, guess who plays. Then it's Producer Parlay time before we get into our Starting Five! Things you spent money on that was a mistake. That sentence is the Starting Five topic. We have everything from food to spy gear to golf clubs. A lot of stuff in here. Enjoy folks!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some college football. Stop me when you've heard this before, Alabama is in the National Championship. Yup, again they will defend their title and this time against their SEC foe Georgia, who they spanked in the SEC Championship. However, Vegas gives a slight nod to the Bulldogs which prompt us to immediately put our houses down on Alabama. Check in next week to see how that's going. Then we get into Week 17 of the NFL. It included everything from Antonio Brown quitting (or being cut) from the Buccaneers mid-game to OBJ punching a dude in his butt hole. Believe it or not the butt hole thing is less crazy. Plus we have an extra week of football this year which gives us some playoff scenarios we talk about as well. Then we give you are Week 18 Games to/not to Watch and the guys try to make some money this week in KEB The Producer's Producer Parlays. Then if you've listened and read this long then enjoy the Pretzel Power Rankings that are teased in the beginning. Enjoy folks!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some fun facts. They might be true, but they very well might be false. We don't know what enjoy. Then we get into some Do We Care stories from two weeks ago. Those include Jake Paul and John Daly's son just so you know what you're getting into. Then we get into some Week 16 games! Are the Chiefs back? KEB seems to think so. Are the Cowboys or Dolphins any good? RJ wants to look at schedules to double check. Then we give you are Week 17 Games to Watch and Not to Watch. Plus KEB has his producer parlays and RJ even throws a play out there. Then we get into our Starting Five Sounds! Spoiler alert, there are farts. We're getting weird. Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some live bets on air! It's a rare Monday night recording and we have a great Monday Night Football game to bet on! Mostly to hear the utter defeat in our voices when it doesn't hit, but it' a good one to play along with. Then we get into Week 14 games! A lot going on including Chase Claypool giving dudes wet willies and getting flagged for it. Plus, the Chiefs could be back and the RJ finds out what really happened to Sam Darnold. Then we have games to watch and games to not watch and honestly Week 15 is weak. Then Producer Parlays with a few heaters and some a few wiffs. Then we can't do an episode with the word deuce in it without a Starting Five that references it. *Insert poop emoji here*Enjoy folks!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some Tiger watch as the man, myth and legend stated he'll be back for a tournament this coming year! Then we talk some college football and how Alabama just plays with our mind every season, but we will be putting some money down on the games. Then we get into Week 13 of the NFL which Brough us a Lions win and resurgence of Minshew Mania. We have Eagle fans talk about if they want Hurts or Minshew to keep starting. Plus we play some Playoff Run or Done with teams like the Colts and, Medium T's favorite, Washington Football Team. Then we have our Games to Watch for Week 14 including a huge Monday Night showdown and KEB gives us his producer parlays that get risky with Jake Fromm starting for the Giants. Plus there was a pretty big miss communication when it came to the Starting Five so enjoy that.  

On this episode 100 of Mind The Mess, we struggle to stream and end up with horrible sounding audio. BUT ladies and gentlemen, we made it, you made it and we appreciate you! There is plenty from the stream recording on our Twitch channel that didn't make it to this recording. But please enjoy our fantastic guests and the games we played while keeping it messy.Ep 100 - Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess we start with a new intro because we can. Then we get into some action from the past through weeks since we didn't record last week. Mostly we discuss how Aaron Rodgers was "immunized," which may or may not include oil and crystals, and how Odell was "freed" from the Browns. Plus did you see the two biggest plays from week 10?? We had a BIG MAN HELICOPTER TOUHDOWN AND A TAINT INTERCEPTION! AND NEITHER OF THEM COUNTED! We talk about the dumb rules that made these not count and for some reason the taint stuff gets some talk. Then we run through our 2 minute drill which includes Medium T wanting Russ Wilson in Philly. We discuss how Russ will either change the city of brotherly love or how he might change himself. It's a good one. Then we have our games to watch and Medium T officially unofficially retired from the Producer Parlays allegedly. Please we have some bonus stuff so enjoy folks! 99!

On this week's episode of Mind The Mess, we start with KEB's sweatshirt. Yup, that's right, we start with a sweatshirt. If you want to turn back now then we wouldn't blame you, but at least listen to 30 seconds. Anyway then we get into Week 8 of the NFL aka The Week of the Back Up! Mike White, Trevor Siemian and Cooper Rush all pulled out huge wins for their teams this week. Who do they play for? That would be an acceptable question, so listen and find out! Plus, bigger disappointment, Cleveland Browns or Carson Went? We answer. Then a quick rundown of all of the games and the random website that Medium T references. Just random as hell. Plus we get to our Games To (And T Not) Watch for Week 9 and then Medium T withdraws from parlays. But KEB has a lock of the century that you can't miss, we think. Then it's back! Start Five is alive and well as we talk Halloween Guys(/People). It's fun. Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind the Mess, we start with discussing RJ and KEB The Producer's trip to Green Bay. From vizzys to walking tacos to Sheboygan, we talk it all while throwing in some talk about the game. Also, Medium T doesn't want to go there but be on the lookout for the first ever MTM trip/recording in WI down the line. And since 66% of the hosts were in a different Tate watching football, we didn't watch much at all. So we play a little game of Love it or Hate it instead of moving from game to game. We discuss the various ways Joe Judge wants to get Daniel Jones hurt as well as is Jamies Winston would make you laugh while he tries to yell at you. Plus Russ Wilson might have to play lefty next week and Tom Brady made a trade with a fan who had his 600th TD ball and we analyze the hell out of it. Pretty much ended with all of us talking about what we would have traded for it. Then we get into out games to watch (and not watch) and Medium T stumbles along his producer parlays last week. But KEB was going McDonalds for his picks this week and Medium T tries to draw a lock on his paper that we all know he won't know what it is next week. It's short and sweet. Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with the Coach O saga in Louisiana. We are also interested in how old these children were practicing with players from LSU while Coach O met with their mothers. Yes, cray situation that ended with a stop pat the gas station. Then we talk about the NBA starting back up and give our super quick and total uneducated predictions on who wins the whole thing. Then football baby! Yes sir, Week 6 started with a Medium T trip to see the GOAT play in Philly and ended with AFC being wide open. Kind of feels like no one wants the top spot in the AFC and we pick our favorites. Then we talk about how Russell Wilson is either the biggest football guy ever or a Drew Brees wannabe. Like if you could just record every pre-game speech and have it be your alarm clock each morning, you'd probably accomplish more then logging on at work from where you just woke up. Then our 2 min drill highlights games from the week and ends with our top worst teams in the league. From 28-32. All bad. No good. Then some Games to Watch (and not watch) and we end with some Producer Parlays where Medium T is apologizing.....You'll figure it out. Enjoy!

On this 95th episode of Mind The Mess, we start with Jon Gruden. None of it is good and we talk through the absolute ridiculousness that is this situation. Anyway he's out in Las Vegas, but hey his coaching career took off because of his commentary on Monday Night Football. Let's hope Tony Romo's emails about comfortable shoes and great tasting beer points NFL teams in the right direction. Then we talk about the teams atop the AFC! Yes, you read that right, we talk about more than one team winning the AFC with the multiple MVP candidates that play QB for them. Crazy times in the NFL. Also, we run through our 2 minute drill which includes pretenders, long necks and punching people (or attempting to punch someone) with a helmet on. Like they have a helmet on and you think your open hand is going to do something. Also, we are always flushing bad parlays as KEB and Medium T continue their Producer Parlay competition. And after weeks of missing, the QTM IS BACK PEOPLE. Did you watch Squid Games? If so, you probably know what we are talking about. It's a good one folks, enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, KEB comes out hot when it comes to Glass Animals. He missed two weeks of recording and was ready to go this week. Then to add salt to the wound that is KEB's Producer Parlay misses of the past, Medium T gives a parlay for the AL Wild Card game between the Red Sox and Yankees. KEB has a bet too and you'll have to listen to find out if they hit!Then we get into some Week 4 of the NFL. We start with the scrum of the Earth from the Thursday night game and then discuss if the Cardinals are the best team in the league. Also, did you see the drama between Vangio and Harbaugh? Well we discuss how they can settle their beef and if has nothing to do with football or boxing. Plus Tom's reunion was lackluster and the only more boring game was against the Browns and Vikings. Plus some teams end up in the win column after a rough start to the season and Medium T and RJ get loud when it comes to Taylor Heinicke and Justin Fields. Then we give you our games to stay away from in Week 5 and the games that you should watch. Then Medium T makes Producer Parlays into a competition with KEB. So let the best gambler win? I guess. Well enjoy folks, it's a good one!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with KEB's absence. Yes, if you actually read this then you will know before you listen that we are missing our Producer. But no worries, he's just taking SnapChat videos of a concert for the fine folks who sing Gooey. Look em up because you know Medium T didn't know em! Anyway, then we have a quick dispute about British actors and specifically if Charles Miner was British in the Office. This them seamlessly transitions into a huge win by really USA as a whole at the Rider Cup. Not only did we win, but we brought two men together who were feuding and I will keep saying "we" because America. Finally we get into some Week 3 NFL action! We start with the LAST PLACE Chiefs and their poor play lately then moved into how horrible rookie QBs have been. Like all of them, not great. Also, Big Ben was struck by the turf monster pretty bad and Justin Tucker is considered nightmare fuel to all Lions fans. Plus we have a few 3-0 teams that we seriously need to determine if they are contenders or pretenders....hence that name of the segment. Spoiler, Medium T thinks we have some pretender, didn't see that coming. Then we end with KEB Th...I mean Medium T's Parlay Picks where he stated they were all winners and he thinks he should take KEB's job on this podcast. Well we will let the football gods decide, but folks it's a good one. Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess we jump right into Week 1 of the NFL! We walk through games from Thursday and Sunday and discuss what we think about Dak and the Cowboys. Plus Medium T sneaks in a nod to his favorite college team LSU when we talk about the Bengals win and Dan Campbell actual did bite Raheem Mostert's knee cap. Plus Tua rubbed his injury bug off on FitzMagic and Medium T owes the Panthers an apology. Also, the Browns punter has one job and Big Mac has a bright future. Then we get into some overreactions,  like the Steelers defense being the best in the NFL and if the Colts were better off with Rivers. Also Medium T doesn't give Kyler Murray any credit for anything and we want to gamble in the casino that has to be in Allegiant Stadium. Then RJ gives you his thoughts on the Packers embarrassment and Jameis Winston now has a name for his revenge tour this season. Then Week 2's slate of games doesn't look as appetizing as Week 1, but we pick some games to watch and KEB The Producer adds some Brads to his Producer Parlays. Football is back people! Enjoy!