Not Another Review Show

New Year, same us.We're back rolling in the new year and remembering all the events of 2021 and how tragic it was.We discuss our sexual highlights and lowlights of the year and finish off with a story of a woman who put her life in her hands trying to clean her damn cats.Enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's time to yule the logs, egg the nogs and kris the krindle, Merry Christmas everyone!We start with a view for the news, the goings on of our weeks and the worlds events.The quickly delve into the nasty characters that give Christmas it's heart.In Cala after dark we ditch the ugly sweaters and slip into something a little more embarrassing, whether its a snowman suit or jingle bell bra.And to finish our silent night, we discuss the mean one, thats right, Mr Grinch, he's got garlic in his sole and juice on your kid!Enjoy the show, have a safe and happy Christmas from us and we hope you like it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

GUESS WHO'S BACK?We are! it's us!We are returned from our brief (okay not that brief) hiatus to bring you our most filth filled episode yet.We catch you up on our lives and the lives of Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson.Then as a little treat, the listener can have a Cala After Dark where we debunk sex myths and if you're not too full yet theres a Cian After Dark where we discuss the worst names to scream during sex.To cap off this feast for the ears we have reviews for a cook book where you use only the freshest ingredients man has to offer. Yep. Cum.Oh its good to be back.Don't forget to rate and review us on your podcast platform and follow us on instagram @notanotherreviewshow See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Time to rock out and tune into your favourite podcast of nonsense because we're back baby.This weeks news is all the M's; Montero the Album, Mario the Movie, MmmmmmSquid Game (ignore that last one).The topic is the best and worst of live concerts and gigs and Cian relives his past in a story about a girl not called Niamh.Cala poses the question, How do you know you're in a dry spell? How long is too long between rolls in the hay?And finally, in the only part of the show where we actually do any reviewing, LUBE, what is it good for and why would one man need 4000ml of it? Well because he is a pervert and boasts about it on Amazon of course!Please enjoy our silliness and don't forget to rate and review! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Better late than never!The stars are out this week with some of the best and worst outfits that have ever graced the red carpet of the MetWe also discuss our love hate relationships with nightclubs and some of our worst experiences in them.Cala after dark poses the question, "How much porn is too much porn?"and to round it off we found the worst best reviews for penile extension vacuums, pure yuck and I hate it.Enjoy, and rate and review See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Did someone say special guest? We did! We've got friend and sex worker Mel on to discuss everything that's going on with Only Fans and some cool insights into how she makes her $.Additionally, Kanye streams his bizarre album launch party, we discuss the importance of sex in relationships and have a little look at some wild DMs… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Grab your aprons because we're cooking up a storm this episode!Cian and Cala don their chef hats and remote controls and chat about their cooking prowess and their favourite cooking shows!On top of that Cian reveals his new love in life, a wonderful chaotic Walrus, running rampage in cork, much like a mammalian Godzilla.It's sexy tea time in Cala after dark as the pair discuss does a hot beverage heat up things in the bedroom.And finally, are your prescription ADHD meds not working? Have you tried coke?! It's not the same but Cian thinks it is.Don't forget to rate and review. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's a sex party and everyone's invited. Kind of.Cala is mysteriously absent from most of this episode and we hear all the fans sighing. Fear not, Cian's got a jam packed interview with the lovely Cookie Monster (kind of) about all things sex parties, clubs and just how much nudity is required… We also praise the best song of the decade Industry Baby and the genius himself Lil Nas X, add on minor Olympic commentary and a vagina weights review and you're onto a goodun of a listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Cala and Cian pretending they could possibly be trusted with superpowers!Another snatched ep jam packed full of NARS fun.The space race is full of small penis losers, it's not coming home and the weather is HOT.We realise it's a fine line between being a superhero and supervillain (as well as most powers being dumb.)It's that season where it's too hot to have sex again and we discuss the yuck factors on CAD.And to round off, a very special review that is close to one of the hosts hearts…Did we mention it's HOT?! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's been a while, but we're back with a special guest episode, so who's complaining? (Not you, hopefully.)Funny, upbeat and overall lovely human being Maddie Cowey joins us to discuss big life changes and shed some light on Sarcoma; a little known cancer that needs serious attention (good thing it's Sarcoma Awareness Month!) and Cian and Cala bring the tone down...as usual.Add in a chat about The One and rat traps that could kill a bear, and you've got yourself a brand new Not Another Review Show episode! Enjoy. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're speedy and hot this week!The news was bizarre but true, the topic was time travel where we debate style and type and apparently you can now buy human souls on Amazon…it was only a matter of time.In addition, we answer the question ‘why do I always date arseholes?' on Cala After Dark which is simpler than you think… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Children are the future! Well at least someone thinks so...our guest of the week Chelsea is here to chat all thinks school and children (Cala's least favourite things.)In addition, Cian divulges about his elaborate annual game of tag, Cala After Dark looks at the best and worst of new relationships and Bitch Spray is something we really wish we owned... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Friendship is a glorious thing and we got buckets of it.Welcoming NoFilterFriendship podcast, we are joined by Hayley and Jen from across the pond to discuss how to make friends, how to keep friends and more importantly (for Cian) how to sleep with friends.In addition we discover which animal the public think they could beat in a fight (spoiler alert the public is delusional) and the company Diamond Dogs becomes something none of us will ever forget... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Let's talk about PERIODS.It's all we do for 45 minutes so buckle up gang. We got first periods, sanitary product choice and most importantly period sex chat.We've partnered with The Fun Cup to bring you informative, unbiased and always HILARIOUS content based all around the most natural thing in the world... you don't want to miss it.Click on our linktree and discover discounts, episodes and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

KACHOW, it's podcast time, and you better buckle in you rat bastards.This week we delve into the internet spectacle of the Josh Fight, the only event in history where you COULD hit a child and yet people chose not to.On to of that, the gruesome twosome chat about their experience driving, their love of Cars (the movie) and their hatred of cars (the vehicle).Cala and Cian get tied up in the world of bondage and discusses the B of BDSM.Top round it off, we learn about the best way to attempt to nuke rabbit urine.All in all, a real fun time.Listen on Acast, Spotify, I-Tunes or wherever you find good podcasts. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Erotic stories, Crimes & Cian's Mullet

This week we start with the lows - some highly notable deaths, DMX, Prince Phillip and the true Princess of the UK, Nikki Grahame. But the tone picks up as Cian reveals he's the new face of an Irish Christian dating app, Salt. Classic Cian.Inventions take centre stage with the hosts revealing the weird and wacky ideas they've dreamt up to solve niche problems and discuss our favourite inventions revolutionising our lives.In addition, a ~kind of~ Cian After Dark ~kind of~ NEW SEGMENT “Back Once Again With The Wudan Master” teaches us people are arseholes and there's so little we can do to stop them.Oh, and ever wondered if there are grills specifically for children? There are, we review them. It's bizarre as fuck. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

EVERY TIME we take our break week BIG NEWS HAPPENS. To summarise, a big boat wedged itself in a canal (it was huge, we swear.)Lil Nas X steals this weeks headlines with a sexy grind on satan, blood in trainers and a Nike lawsuit. What a guy.Celebrities real names started as a fun topic but descended into sad realisation, Cala After Dark looks at spicing up your sex life TODAY and violent self defence gets a Barbie dream house makeover. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's Award Season (apparently) and with all the talk of Grammys and Oscars we direct our attention to acting this week. Did YOU know Cala is a famous actress in some circles?...More importantly we have a guest who knows a little about acting, directing and all round performance Alice Rose Croft from Funny Haha Podcast! Alice takes time out of her busy schedule to chat with us including about the most defining acting career moment of all of our lives: the school nativity.To round off we take a look at a product that could quite possibly ruin a man and his most prized possessions... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Stable episode format? Who needs one! This week we discuss THAT interview with Meg & Hazza, discover a wild YouTube video where a man tests whether dildos match up to the real thing, and we round it all off with a look at lingerie for men. Who said only ladies could wear fishnet? (Someone please.) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's a Cian episode (May the Lord be with us) and thus Woodlice take centre stage in another showbiz game “Hey Is That A Woodlouse?” which accidentally exposes the UK's madness.We discuss Lola Bunny who has been downgraded from sex symbol to girls junior basketball team captain in Space Jam 2. Also in the news this week, the CDC offers us some more zombie apocalypse advice which Cala hopes is just ‘pass away quickly.'CAD explores edging and why it gives off the same energy as holding in a sneeze and some choice celebrity lookalike reviews leave us wondering why anyone would pay hundreds for a random human to wander round their wedding... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The news was short and sweet this week. Daft Punk have split and Ken has become Barbie. Huh.It's not a topic this week per se, but the classic story of boy meets girl...meets boy's friend Noel...Mr Noel Hendrick joins us to discuss his lockdown skill - watching Rom Coms and ranking them. We all have to have hobbies aye.Cala After Dark digs in to whether numbers matter when it comes to sexual partners in this sexually-free time. And the reviews come full circle with Cian looking at the two Ryan's in Rom Com action. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Break week is over and we celebrate by telling each other to 'fuck off' a lot.Tonnes has happened - Kimye divorce is official, Perseverance landed on Mars, and the Catholic Church gets covid creative (lord help us all.)In addition, Cala forced Cian to listen to her ultimate emo playlist and got his brutally honest feedback on the greatest songs of all time, debate is raised around 'Once a cheater, always a cheater' on Cala After Dark and conclusions are drawn on Amazon purchased sex swings (spoiler alert, this is not the area to save the pennies.) Enjoy. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jackie Weaver? She has no authority here, that's for sure. This week, Cala's (currently live-in) boyfriend joins us in honour of Valentines Day approaching to chat about male crushes, Cala's worst habit and to play an innovative game ...We discuss our first breakups and if we're the worst people ever, and The Yonie Pill says it can change your life, if that change you want is to feel like a wave machine in a public swimming pool... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're fancy now. We got guests.This week, the stonks market is topsy turvy as Redditors fight the power with GameStop shares. We invite Jess and Matt from Locked Up Podcast to join our madness and talk DIY, crafts and ... rude colouring books? Cala After Dark gets drunk and chats dry spells, but once again the reviews steal the show with instant underwear. We can only apologise for the use of the term ‘soggy toddler.' Ugh. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Wanna hear a miracle? Both Cala and Cian's audios were working perfectly this week! Hallelujah.As well as this thrilling development, two equally strange headlines bamboozle the hosts, the origin of memes is discovered, and we discuss our first kisses and give ... advice? If that wasn't enough, the Palm Springs motel truly teaches us a poignant lesson - crack dens are perfect for inducing labour. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

//TW: Rape, Paedophilia//It was a news heavy week as Armie Hammer's DMs are leaked, Pamela Anderson talks vegan sex, Betty White turns 99 and Trump is finally evicted! Add on a discussion on sweets and why we're clearly still children, a chat about threesomes in CAD and some savage takeaway proprietor's clapbacks and we've got all the ingredients for a Gobstopper of an episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Happy 2021! (We hope!)We're back for season 2 with exciting personal news, a look at Billie's through history (a Cian topic of course), the best music to have sex to and ghost communicating bears...Christ. Enjoy. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A small trip down memory lane in anticipation for season 2 of Not Another Review Show. Welcome to the best of 2020. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The season finale & Christmas are here!To celebrate Tom Cruise roasts his crew regarding Covid (despite believing in a lizard God.) We talk ALL things Christmas, including the music, traditions and what Christmas is all about (presents.) And to top it all off we make Cala After Dark seasonal with a festive edition of sexual positions! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The news this week was slow in this glitch in the matrix, only made interesting by Cian's desperate attempts at other accents. We spend most of the show singling out weird things people do, which almost becomes a war of our own pet hates and weird habits. And Cala After Dark is hijacked once again and this time Cian's story involves intrigue, a lion cub and very specific legal action... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week Cian's the most excited Irishman of all as the annual Late Late Toy Show aired and boy, kids are weird. Ever thought the moon was a projection? We've got conspiracy theories in abundance including ones about each other...In addition we hold an unscientific poll and chat orgasms in Cala After Dark and a tattoo removal cream steals the show in the final few minutes... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

As the year starts to slowly wrap up (thank God) we debate whether Santa is really immune from Covid, the cocktail sausage comes under scrutiny as we talk smack about most finger foods, and the shewee makes a...splash.If that wasn't enough, ever wondered why we're both single? Wonder no longer... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Happy Anniversary! (To Cala and Cian!) (And Covid apparently, yikes.)We celebrate knowing each other for a year despite the world being a nightmare, we discover Cala is hiding a pet cemetery in her garden, spitting during sex hasn't taken a hiatus during the pandemic and Cian's Amazon history is all viagra. Headphones on I'd say. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week 2020 gifts us with something we didn't have on our bingo cards; Four Seasons Total Landscaping. We take a trip down memory lane, chatting all things teenagers (how old IS Cala?!) And we find out we're not the only ones who were traumatised by Barney as children in some very graphic reviews...Cian's Movember Donation Link:https://ie.movember.com/mospace/14335517 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're back from break week and the world's news hit an all time shit storm high whilst we were gone...Fungie is missing or dead, Trump's password has the same integrity as a chocolate teapot and Rudy Giuliani gets caught on camera with his hand down his pants in Borat 2.Add in discussion of the spookiest (debatably horniest) holiday of them all, times we've been ashamed of the person we're boning and some truly demonic sex toys and you've got yourself a brand new episode of Not Another Review Show. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ever wondered which monster your favourite podcast hosts would shag? Wonder no more...This week the UK government encourages us to retrain from the arts, as they continue being skilled in nothing. We continue spooky season by discussing all things monsters in the only way we know how : definitive hot rankings. And the newest instalment of Cala After Dark sees us talk embarrassing sex moments... WARNING: some of the content of this episode can not be unheard, consume at own risk. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week kicks off the spooky season series and there's nothing spookier than the amount of films Cala hasn't watched paired with an instalment of Cian After Dark (am I right?) Add in a little dash of news and an abundance of strange references only the hosts understand and you're in for a real (trick or) treat. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lucky number 13? Or just another week of mindless drabble? Who knows, let's go!This episode the main event is Cian's splinter with a supporting cast of midwest strip club reviews, risky public sex and the last year we were probably all happy, 2004! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On this weeks sinking ship of an episode, The Clarke Classification of Animals makes its debut, showcasing Cian's madness and Cala's lack of knowledge on animals. We also discuss whether men and women can be just friends, Cian gets drunk, Cala is overtired and the laughter from the hosts is non stop. Apologies. Enjoy. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Break week is over and we couldn't be happier to be back together, chatting shit from our bedrooms...This week Captain America accidentally leaks the reason he is thirty flirty and THRIVING, we deep dive into our own tattoos that cover our chaotic bodies and once again we over share about our sex lives in Cala After Dark discussing regrettable sex. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 10! I think that means we're official...To celebrate a milestone we dish the dirt on our first times in Cala After Dark, spill our hangover crimes and cures and put all our hope in the most unsuspecting potential saviours of 2020, Jedward. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The world is an odd place right now and golf is truly the only answer...according to the Irish Minister of Agriculture. This week we shake our heads at government once again, dissect the wild mentality of Karens, have a much needed wholesome Cala After Dark chat and see how escorts are reviewed from Dartford to Belfast... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week it's all about words, baby!A poorly thought out topic sees the hosts talk pure nonsense for half the show,we take a look at the worst reviewed kids entertainers (Drunk Elsa included)and Cala After Dark is back as we delve into Cala's current personal life with a very niche Q&A... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're back! After a mid-season break we truly return with a mid-morning bang.There's a battle between the hosts as Cian's love of children's films clashes with Cala's lack of seeing them. We also discover that some porn can be safe, dating post lockdown is strange and a surprise hijacking of a fan favourite segment causes havoc... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week the podcast returns as a breakfast show as Cala and Cian's schedules clash and tequila has to turn into coffee. The details of Cian's staycation is revealed and weirdly involves Barack Obama, a child's toy becomes the distraction for the episode and Cala is outted as a hopeless romantic in a very PG instalment of Cala After Dark. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We've made it to Episode 5 (we haven't cancelled ourselves!) and strap in folks, because it's our longest one yet... This week we reminisce on the 2004 cinematic masterpiece that is Scooby Doo, explore Cian's colourful employment history and answer the age old question ‘does size matter?' on Cala After Dark. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Is this real life or is everything cake? The existential crisis sweeping the internet seeps into our podcast and keeps us on our (hopefully not cake) toes. We also discuss the toxicity of Spencer Matthews circa 2010, the Oscar worthy performances of the Kardashians - Cian's new favourite TV family - and whether Cala is the pettiest dater ever or just the biggest commitment phobe out there... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's Episode 3, and boy did it derail... This week sees us react to another dark twist of 2020 as Kanye announces his run for presidency, we pull back the veil on children's stories to expose the real villains and discover the bizarre history of clown eggs. Featuring Cala's drunk snack becoming the bane of Cian's evening as he tries to hold the show together... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're back by popular demand (from the two of us!) Episode 2 sees us disagree on the best Chinese takeaway order, fan girl over Mattress Mick, discuss all things butt in Cala After Dark (now with sexy theme song) and appreciate the real heroes of the world, K-Pop stans. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On the first episode of Not Another Review Show, friends Cala and Cian explore popular streaming service Netflix, discover the difference between important pronunciations and realise that sex is a whole lot more complicated in 2020. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.