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## The Scott Adams School — Wednesday, August 26, 2026Today we're joined by **Joel Pollak, biographer of Scott Adams**, who will be with us at the beginning of the show to give us an update on the biography: how the book is coming along, what's new, and what he's learned along the way.After that, **Erica and Owen** will take over with some current events, news, and whatever fresh nonsense the world has managed to produce overnight. **Marcela returns tomorrow.**### A little housekeepingWe've been asked by **Scott Adams, Inc.** to make everyone aware of the moderation policy going forward.We love that this community debates, disagrees, jokes around, and has strong opinions. That's part of what makes the chat fun. But **personal attacks, insults, and snide comments directed at any host or guest will no longer be tolerated.**Please think of this space the way you would think of being invited into **Scott's home**. We are his friends, our guests are invited guests, and basic respect is expected.If moderators see a personal attack or insult:**First offense:** You will be temporarily muted. You'll still be able to watch the show, but you will not be able to participate in the chat for a period of time.**If it happens again after that restriction is lifted:** You may be permanently blocked from the account.This policy comes directly from **Scott Adams, Inc.** and will be handled by the moderation team. It is not something the hosts will be debating or adjudicating during the show.We truly appreciate the overwhelming majority of you who come here every day to chat, debate, laugh, learn, and keep this community going. **Disagreement is welcome. Personal hostility is not.**Please **LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and SHARE** the show with your friends.

## The Scott Adams School — Tuesday, August 25, 2026The **Home Team is back**, and apparently the news has decided subtlety is no longer necessary.Today we're digging into the **DSA — the Democratic Socialists of America** — and, well… what a disaster. **Minnesota continues its quest to become the strangest state in the union**, we'll find out **what made a meteorologist completely lose it on air**, and there's a **SCOTUS victory for President Trump and America** to talk about.Plus plenty more, because the news never runs out of material. Humanity remains extremely committed to content creation.☕ Grab your coffee and join us for the **Simultaneous Sip**.**Please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and SHARE the show with your friends.** Every click, thumbs-up, and share helps us keep building the Scott Adams School community.

Scott Adams School – Monday, August 24, 2026Good morning, everyone. Frank here (Erica says hi too).The home team is kicking off the week with a fresh update on affirmations—pulling from both Scott Adams and Jordan Peterson. Then Marcela and Owen swing by with a handful of interesting news stories to chew on.A couple of friendly house rules before we dive in:Please keep the chat civil and good-natured. No personal attacks on the hosts or anyone in the chat. We're a friendly place, and we like to keep it that way in Scott's honor.Language can get a little spicy—whether it's in the clips or coming from the hosts—so consider yourself warned.If you're enjoying the show, hit that like button and subscribe so you don't miss what's next.And while you're at it, grab your Scott Adams merchandise while supplies last. Once they're gone, they're gone.Let's get into it.

**The Scott Adams School | Thursday, August 20, 2026**Today we welcome back one of our favorite guest professors, **Brian Roemmele!**Owen and Erica have the pleasure of spending the hour with Brian, which means we could end up talking about AI, technology, history, the future, persuasion, strange rabbit holes, or approximately 47 other things before the hour is over. Brian is an expert in so many areas, and conversations with him are always fascinating, fun, and wonderfully unpredictable.Marcela is off doing her attorney thing today, but she'll be back tomorrow.As always, please **like, subscribe, share the show, and ring that notification bell.** It really does help us keep the Scott Adams School growing.And a friendly reminder about the chat: **our guest professors are joining us because we invited them into our School.** Questions and respectful disagreement are always welcome, but please treat our guests with the same courtesy you'd show someone invited into your home. Keep it thoughtful, keep it fun, and leave the chat better than you found it.⚠️ **Language may be spicy.**And don't forget to grab your **official Scott Adams merchandise while supplies last**, including the highly important, possibly civilization-saving **Simultaneous Swaddle**.Grab your coffee and join us for class. ☕

It's Wednesday, August 19th, 2026, and today we're going **Polling for Normal People** at The Scott Adams School.

Today Erica gets to have a little fun with Joshua Lisec and Owen! First, we'll dig into **the Haitians in Ohio**, get a little **news on the bio**... and apparently we're rhyming now, because professionalism has its limits.Then, since Erica suddenly finds herself surrounded by two dads, we're going to take advantage of it and talk about some **manly things**: men, women, relationships, marriage, fatherhood, traditional roles, what men and women misunderstand about each other, and whatever other dangerous territory we wander into. This should go smoothly.

# The Scott Adams School — Monday, August 17, 2026How is it Monday again? Who authorized this?The **Home Team** is back to kick off the week with a wonderfully random assortment of whatever the universe has thrown at us.Today we've got:* A clip from **Scott** to get our brains pointed in the right direction.* The latest **Iran–Israel war updates**, because apparently geopolitics has no interest in taking the weekend off.* **Mamdani is speaking Chinese now.** Sure. Why not. Let's see where this goes.* Plus whatever other news, clips, science, AI, nonsense, brilliance, or general weirdness wanders into the classroom before the hour is over.As always, **please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and SHARE the show** with a friend. Ring the notification bell, give us a thumbs-up, and help us keep building the community Scott created.Please keep the chat **friendly, useful, and fun**. Disagreement is welcome. Personal attacks, endless fighting, and making the chat miserable for everyone else are considerably less charming. Leave the place better than you found it.And, as always, **language and clips may get spicy.** We make no promises about maintaining delicate sensibilities before lunchtime.Don't forget to grab your **official Scott Adams merchandise** while supplies last. Once something is gone, it may actually be gone, so this is not the moment for your usual human procrastination. And yes, you still need a **Simultaneous Swaddle**.Grab your coffee, settle in, and let's start the week together.**Welcome to The Scott Adams School.**

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**Good morning and welcome to The Scott Adams School!**It's **Thursday, August 13th, 2026**, and the **Home Team** is in the house.Today we're going back to school with a **Scott Adams whiteboard lesson we could probably all use a refresher on: AFFIRMATIONS.** Scott talked about them for years, and just yesterday we learned that **Joel Pollak swears by them too.** Coincidence? Programming? Magic? We'll discuss.Then we'll get into the news, whatever fresh insanity the world has generously produced for us overnight, and wherever else the conversation takes us. As Scott taught us, sometimes the most interesting part of the show is the part we didn't plan.☕ Grab your coffee and join us for the **Simultaneous Sip**.**A quick note about the chat:** We love disagreement. We love smart arguments. We even love a little sparring. But there's a difference between challenging an idea and simply trying to make the room unpleasant. **Add something to the conversation. Don't just add friction.** We have a terrific community here, so help us keep the chat interesting, funny, welcoming, and worth reading.Please **LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE the show with a friend, and ring the notification bell.** Those little clicks apparently keep the internet machinery fed.And don't forget the **official Scott Adams merchandise**. Supplies are limited, and when some of these items are gone, they may really be gone. Most importantly, every sophisticated household obviously needs a **Simultaneous Swaddle**. We don't make the rules.As always, **opinions are our own**, clips and conversation may contain **spicy language**, and anything can happen when the Home Team gets rolling.Thank you for continuing to show up, laugh, learn, argue intelligently, and keep Scott's lessons alive.**Let's go to school. ☕**

**The Scott Adams School – Wednesday, August 12, 2026**It's Wednesday and **the Home Team is in the house!** ☕️We have WAY too many stories to choose from today, so who knows where this train is headed. But here's what's on the board:

**The Scott Adams School | Tuesday, August 11, 2026**Today, Erica and Marcela welcome **Joel Pollak** back to the Scott Adams School, LIVE from Scott Adams' home**.We'll get the latest update on the **Scott Adams biography**, what Joel and Joshua are discovering, and how the project is coming together. We've been looking forward to this one.Then, the Home Team dives into the news:

The Scott Adams School - 08/10/26 The Home Team. DSA. IRAN. Zuck. Persuasion**The Scott Adams School | Monday, August 10, 2026**The Home Team is back, and somehow the news managed to get weirder over the weekend. Shocking, I know.Today on **The Scott Adams School**:

**The Scott Adams School – Friday, August 7, 2026**What a great way to close out the week!Today we're joined by **King Randall**, known on X as **@NewEmergingKing**, as our Guest Professor.King is the founder of The X for Boys & Girls and has made it his mission to help young people build the skills, discipline, confidence, responsibility, and real-world competence they need to grow into capable young men and women.We're spending the hour getting to know King, hearing more about the work he's doing with boys and girls, what he has learned along the way, and why mentorship, practical skills, strong role models, and personal responsibility matter so much.We're really looking forward to this conversation, and we think you're going to enjoy getting to know him too.As always, thank you for being part of **The Scott Adams School** and this incredible community.

**The Scott Adams School | Thursday, August 6, 2026**The Home Team is back!Today, we have the latest developments from the congressional oversight investigation into Dr. Anthony Fauci. Could Fauci be held in contempt? Did invoking the Fifth Amendment protect him, or did it raise even more questions? We'll break down what happened, what could happen next, and whether accountability is actually coming.We'll also ask: **Are certain “made men” being protected by the political mafia?** Some people appear to play by an entirely different set of rules, and we're going to discuss who may be protecting them and why.And now that **El-Sayed has won his Michigan primary nomination**, are his true colors beginning to show? What does his victory tell us about the direction of the Democratic Party, and what could it mean beyond Michigan?As always, the conversation and video clips may get a little spicy.Please **like, subscribe, and share the show with a friend**. Your support helps keep the Scott Adams community together and growing.Official Scott Adams merchandise is available for a limited time. Once an item is gone, it may be gone for good, so grab what you want while supplies last.Please leave the comment section better than you found it. Be kind, avoid personal attacks, and please do not spam the chat. We want everyone here to be able to participate and enjoy the conversation.Thank you for being part of **The Scott Adams School** and for keeping this remarkable community alive.

**The Scott Adams School | Wednesday, August 5, 2026**The Home Team is here, and today **Jeff Callahan** joins us to help co-host the news, current events, and whatever fresh insanity the world has prepared for us.Today's topics include:• The **Democratic Socialists of America** and why their message is winning votes• What the rise of socialism could mean for the future of the country• Reports of **another attempt on President Trump's life**• A closer look at what everyday life could become under expanding Islamist rule and influence• More news, commentary, persuasion, and useful conversation from the Home TeamGrab your beverage and join us for the **Simultaneous Sip**!Please **LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and SHARE** the show. Subscribing is free, and it helps keep Scott's channel, community, and work alive.Scott Adams' official merchandise link is listed in his bio, and we will also include it here. Supplies are extremely limited and selling quickly. We do not know whether the merchandise will be restocked, so once it is gone, it may truly be gone. Get what you want while it is still available.⚠️ **Language may be spicy. Opinions belong to the individual hosts.**As always, please be kind and respectful in the chat. Disagreement is welcome. Personal attacks are not. Leave the chat better than you found it.Thank you for continuing to show up for Scott, for the Home Team, and for one another. We appreciate this community more than we can properly express.**The Scott Adams School: Be useful. Stay curious. Keep the community together.**MERCH LINK: https://www.emblempromos.com/sr/3918384

**The Scott Adams School — Tuesday, August 4, 2026**The Home Team is here!Today, we're talking about **winners versus losers**. We have a lesson from Scott, we'll expose some of the biggest losers on the left and within the Democrat Party, and we'll cover more current events, news, and whatever else catches our attention along the way.Thank you for being part of this incredible community. Please **like, subscribe, and share** the show—it's free, it helps tremendously, and it keeps the Scott Adams School growing.Official Scott Adams merchandise is still available through the link in Scott's bio. We don't know whether these items will be restocked, so get what you want while supplies last.As always, the opinions expressed are our own, the language may get spicy, and the conversation could go almost anywhere. Please keep the chat friendly and respectful—disagree without being disagreeable, and leave the chat better than you found it.Grab your beverage and join us for the simultaneous sip. We truly appreciate every one of you for helping us keep Scott's lessons, legacy, and community alive.

**The Scott Adams School | Monday, August 3, 2026**The Home Team is back to begin a brand-new week at the Scott Adams School!Today, we're discussing the devastating wildfires around Spokane, Washington, and the communities being affected.Also on today's show:

# Scott Adams School## Friday, July 31, 2026### The Home TeamHappy Friday! We made it to the end of another week, and Erica has officially discovered that **July has 31 days.** Better late than never. We close out the week with plenty to cover, a few laughs, and our usual attempt to make sense of a world that seems determined to make that impossible.### Today's Topics* The rise of the Democratic Socialists of America and the latest examples of political insanity.* Tulsi Gabbard's recap of the Fauci hearings. We didn't get to it earlier this week, so we'll catch up today.* Military-age Moroccan men continue crossing into **Ceuta**, the Spanish territory on the North African coast. What is happening, and why does it matter?* Is a Gaza peace deal finally within reach? Could there be a new path forward for Palestinians?* A quick update on everyone's favorite little macaque monkey, **Punchy**, because Erica refuses to stop worrying about him.### Thank You!Thank you for spending part of your day with us. Whether you're watching on YouTube, Rumble, X, Locals, Spotify, or somewhere else, we're grateful you're here.If you enjoy the show:* Please **Like** the video.* **Subscribe** if you haven't already.* Share the show with a friend who enjoys thoughtful conversations, current events, and the occasional descent into complete absurdity.* Leave a comment. We read far more of them than you probably think.### CommunityPlease help us keep the chat welcoming and respectful. Spirited debate is encouraged. Personal attacks are not. Leave the chat a little better than you found it.### LanguageSome clips and discussions may include strong language or mature topics. Viewer discretion is advised.### Official MerchandiseThe link to the **only official Scott Adams merchandise** is in today's description. If you've been thinking about picking something up, don't wait too long while supplies last.### TomorrowDon't forget that **Owen Gregorian** will be hosting his Saturday After Party over on **X**. Be sure to stop by and join the conversation.Thanks again for being part of the Scott Adams School community. We appreciate every one of you.Have a wonderful weekend!

# **The Scott Adams School**## **Thursday, July 30, 2026**### **The Home Team**Good morning, class!Today we're taking a look back at one of the biggest stories of the week as we recap Dr. Anthony Fauci's appearance before the Senate committee, where he repeatedly invoked his Fifth Amendment rights during questioning. We'll discuss what happened, what it means legally, and where the story goes from here.From there, we'll do what we love most...follow the stories that everyone else may have missed. We'll dive into today's current events, interesting headlines, and whatever rabbit holes the news cycle sends us down. As always, expect a few laughs, a few opinions, and plenty of thoughtful discussion along the way.### **Question of the Day****What's one story you think the media isn't paying enough attention to right now?**---### **A Few Housekeeping Notes***

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## Friday, July 17, 2026Welcome back to the Scott Adams School!Today it's the Home Team as Erica, Owen, and Marcella break down the latest news and current events, with a special focus on President Trump's address last night regarding election integrity. We'll also share a few clips and see where the conversation takes us.A quick note to our community: Erica isn't feeling well today, so if she seems a little quieter than usual, that's why. Owen and Marcella will help keep the class moving, and we're grateful you're spending part of your Friday with us.### Before we get started:*

Link for official Scott Adams Merch https://emblempromos.chipply.com/ScottAdams/store.html?eid=389221# ☕ Scott Adams School## Thursday, July 16, 2026**Guest Co-Host:** **BJ Dichter** joins Erica and Marcella for another morning of coffee, current events, and conversations that go wherever the facts (and occasional sarcasm) lead us.### Today's Class*

# ☕ The Scott Adams School## Wednesday, July 15, 2026Good morning, and welcome back to **The Scott Adams School!**Today, the **Home Team** is back together, and we'll be joined by our friend **Joel Pollak**, who will stop by to give us the latest update on the **Scott Adams biography** he's writing. We'll find out how the project is coming along and what readers can look forward to.As always, we'll also dive into the day's news, current events, persuasion, culture, and wherever today's conversation decides to take us.### Question of the Day**If you were going to write a biography, whose biography would you want to write, and why?**---## Before We Begin...

# ☕ The Scott Adams School## Tuesday, July 14, 2026Welcome back to **The Scott Adams School!**Today's class is a special one. It's just **Erica and Marcela** today for a quick **30-minute episode**, and we're celebrating a very important occasion...##

# ☕ Scott Adams School## Monday, July 13, 2026Welcome back! It's Monday, and the Home Team is back together to kick off a brand-new week.Today's conversation is expected to include:* Remembering Senator Lindsey Graham and looking back at highlights from his long political career.* Islam and the cultural and political conversations surrounding it.* Flock cameras, privacy, surveillance, and what's really happening.* Rashida Tlaib's remarks at the People's Conference for Palestine.* New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani reportedly seeking a meeting with Iran while tensions remain high. Nothing weird about that...* News, current events, and wherever the conversation takes us.### ❓Question of the Day**Is it too late to get Islam out of our country, or can America still fight that battle and win?**We'd love to hear your thoughts in the comments. Keep it thoughtful, respectful, and constructive.---### A Few Housekeeping Notes

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## Monday, June 29, 2026Good morning, everyone, and welcome to **The Scott Adams School!**Today it's the **home team** back together: **Erica, Owen, and Marcella** are here to break down the latest news, react to some fun clips, and hopefully leave you just a little more enlightened than when you arrived.### On Today's Lesson:*

Question of the DayWould you rather be President of the United States or Vice President of the United States... and why?

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Tuesday, June 23, 2026Good morning, Sippers!Today, Erica, Owen, and special guest professor Joshua Lisec join forces for another hour of news and nonsense, where current events, ideas, observations, and the occasional detour into the absurd all get equal consideration. Human civilization keeps generating material faster than anyone can reasonably process, so we'll do our best.Today's Class:News and current eventsWhatever catches our attentionInsights, observations, and occasional nonsenseConversation with special guest professor Joshua LisecA Few House Rules:Our opinions are our own.Please like, subscribe, and share the stream.Be courteous and respectful in the chat and comments.Healthy disagreement is welcome. Personal attacks are not.We appreciate every one of you who takes time out of your day to join us.Scott Adams MerchandiseLooking for an official Coffee with Scott Adams mug, Simultaneous Sip gear, or other merchandise? The links can be found in Scott's YouTube bio.Programming NoteMarcella returns tomorrow, resuming her regularly scheduled lawyerly duties and preventing Erica and Owen from getting too comfortable.❓ Question of the DayIf you could spend one hour having lunch with any fictional character, who would it be and why?Bonus points if you pick someone other than the obvious choices. We'd rather discover there are 47 people who want lunch with Kramer than hear about Einstein again. Humans do love making the same lists over and over.Enjoy the show! ☕

Friday, June 19, 2026Today's Home Team:EricaOwenMarcelaOn Today's ShowThe Three I's: Iran, Israel, and IslamCurrent events and breaking newsA special Scott Adams Whiteboard LessonWhatever else the news cycle decides to throw at us, because apparently the world refuses to take a day offA Few Housekeeping NotesThe opinions expressed on this show are our own.Some clips we play, or even one of us, may contain colorful language. Consider yourself warned.Please be kind and respectful in the chat and comments. Civilized disagreement is welcome. Personal attacks are not.Official Scott Adams merchandise, including the Coffee with Scott Adams mug and Simultaneous Swaddle, can be found through the links in Scott's YouTube bio.We truly appreciate every one of you who shows up, watches, shares, comments, and supports the Scott Adams School. Your support means a great deal to us and helps preserve Scott's legacy.Don't ForgetTune in tomorrow for Owen's After Party on X Spaces at this time.Question of the DayWhat's one belief you've changed your mind about in the last five years, and what caused you to reconsider it?Human beings changing their minds is rare enough that it should probably be studied by wildlife biologists. Let's hear your answers in the comments after the show.

The Scott Adams School# Scott Adams School - Show NotesGood morning and welcome to the Scott Adams School!Today we're joined by Joel Pollak for the first half of the show to discuss President Trump's approach to Iran and the latest developments surrounding a possible deal. We'll break down the news, the strategy, and what it could mean moving forward.We'll also cover current events and the day's top stories.If time allows, we'll dive into a new whiteboard lesson from Scott. If we don't get to it today, we'll move it to tomorrow's show.A quick heads-up: some of the clips we play may contain adult language, and from time to time we may accidentally contribute a colorful word or two ourselves. Consider yourself warned.As always:• Please keep the chat respectful and civil.• Like, subscribe, and share the show with your friends.• Official Coffee with Scott Adams merchandise, including the Simultaneous Sip mug and other items, can be found through the links in Scott Adams' YouTube bio.• Our opinions are our own and do not represent anyone else.We're glad you're here. Let's get started.

**The Scott Adams School | Live with Erica, Owen & Jeff Callahan**Welcome to today's Scott Adams School livestream!Joining Erica today are Owen and special guest Jeff Callahan as we break down the latest news, current events, and whatever else...Today's topics include:• Vice President J.D. Vance's media tour and recent appearances• The latest developments surrounding Iran• Spencer Pratt's surprising run for Mayor of Los Angeles• Breaking news, current events, and commentaryAs always, please take a moment to **Like, Subscribe, and Share** the livestream. Your support helps us continue bringing these conversations to you every weekday.☕ Looking for official Scott Adams merchandise? The Coffee with Scott Adams Simultaneous Sip Mug, Simultaneous Swaddle, and more can be found through the merchandise link in the YouTube channel bio.