Every week Ross Pit takes his friend Wizzypuff through the magical world of My Little Pony fanfiction. Listen in, as their friendship grows into something even better, a SUPER FRIENDSHIP!
My biggest fear is a road trip. Sitting in a cramped space for eight million hours, only getting to take a pee twice a day and never when you need to, either in awkward silence, an annoying conversation, or listening to something only one of the people wants to listen to... God, it's scary. You can read "Take a Long Drive To Somewhere You Don't Know, And Take Someone With You" by PapierSam here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/436989/take-a-long-drive-to-somewhere-you-dont-know-and-take-someone-with-you
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE! Seriously, I swear, it's cursed. I'm shocked I even got it out in time. Literally so many things went wrong. Do you wanna know how wrong everything went? There were originally TWO WHOLE FICS in this episode, but the recording for the other one was unsalvigable. Seriously, for your sake, run! You can read: "Discord and Harmony" by Roranicus here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/284094/discord-and-harmony
See? Even super old, wrinkly people can be cute sometimes. Even if they are just... so OLD! You can read "The First of Masny Evenings" by Rune Soldier Dan here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/535629/the-first-of-many-evenings
Who's up for a nice, cozy, feel-good story? Better question who ISN'T? Any time a cute kitty gets to take center stage in a fanfic, count me in. Apologies for the late arrival, a real life cat was actually the cause of this delay, and they take priority over any fictional cat. Read Friends in Low Places by Holy right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/543053/friends-in-low-places
Sorry if this one is a little too hot and sweaty for you all. We are just too sexy on regular episodes, let alone ones with this title. You can read "Limestone Pie works at a phone sex operator" by P-Berry here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/364885/limestone-pie-works-at-a-phone-sex-operator
I just got my own DNA test back... Turns out I'm 32% not funny. Still, at least I'm not a purple alicorn. You can read "Twilight Takes a DNA Test" by Dewdrops on the Grass here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/489381/twilight-takes-a-dna-test
After the holidays, all I would like to do is sit back and relax with some nice video games. Yeah, yelling and cursing at the unfairness in video games is considered relaxation, right? You can read "A Post-Christmas Cacophony" by TheStallionofDarkCavalry here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/509310/a-post-christmas-cacophony
A wonderful start to the month of April, a brand new podcast about reading fanfiction!... on episode 171? What's going on here? Well I hope you're ready to learn some new My Little Pony facts that even the most knowledgeable brony doesn't know about. Read Encamped, Entrenched by EileenSaysHi right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/560924/encamped-entrenched
And so we have come to the end of our adventure. Our little Twilight has come a long way, and I must say, I am proud of her. But do you know who I'm more proud of? You. Dear listener, if you've gotten this far in The Celestia Code with us, you are truly the best of us. 130 episodes after we began, we can finally say adieu to this wonderful fic. You can read "The Celestia Code" by iisaw here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/141549/the-celestia-code
Saying goodbye can be a bittersweet experience. After 4 long years, we've finally done it, we've conquered our first titan, and her name is SunLight Sliders, a story we'll remember fondly as we continue this podcast, and an experience you can listen to from the start if you want to, just go back to episode 38 of the podcast. Rest in Peace, Twalter Sponkrite, 2021-2025. Make sure to check out SunLight Sliders by Amber Spark right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/359433/sunlight-sliders
The fic: "'Eyasluna' means 'Young Hawk Moon'" The moronic podcasters: "But what does 'Eyasluna' mean?" In another news, recording this podcast reminded Jen to finally listen to Pink Pony Club by Chappel Roan. She rather enjoyed it. You can read "Eyasluna" by The Red Parade here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/523366/eyasluna
Alright, I take it all back. Celestia has it WAAAAAY easier than Luna. You can read "A Cleansing Tale" by Karrakaz here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/281462/a-cleansing-tale You can read "Her Most Sacred Duty" by Drunk Luna here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/529910/her-most-sacred-duty
We can all be assholes from time to time, but when it comes to cartoon villains, most of us look squeaky clean in comparison. So let's find out: Is Wallflower really the asshole? Read WALLFLOWER'S "Am I The Asshole?" right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/565975/wallflowers-am-i-the-asshole
Alright, well, now that I've got your attention, Spoiled Rich had SOME good points! You can read "The One Where Filthy Rich Finally Grows A Pair" by deadpansnarker here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/558509/the-one-where-filthy-rich-finally-grows-a-pair
This just in! Jen and Wizzy are at their wit's end as they continue to argue about the door that Wizzy continues to put off installing! In other news, the body of a much-beloved mailman was recently discovered. He will be missed. We're also getting word that an old acquaintance is arriving in town! All of this and more, today on the FPH News Network! You can read "Canterlot News Network" by Vertigo22 here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/380320/canterlot-news-network
The front door may still be broken, but on the bright side, our new "open door policy" seems to be attracting some spectacular guest stars! Hopefully they're not all secretly the same changling trying to fool us... You can read The Perks of Changing into a Wallflower by Mica here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/518350/the-perks-of-changing-into-a-wallflower You can find dashie04 right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/334129/dashie04
Heh, usually Jen is told she's a fan of too many things, but she's been outdone in this episode! Sorry this episode is so late. Jen had a family emergency that took priority. You can read "It's a date, Rocker Boy" by Rough Hooves here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/294245/its-a-date-rocker-boy You can find FanOfMostEverything here: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/1400/FanOfMostEverything
What a coincidence! Jen was just diagnosed with generalized anxiety/mild depression... Don't listen to this podcast if what you're looking for is therapy. That's an important distinction. We're just here to have fun. You can read "Group Therapy" by James Pwyll here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/494811/group-therapy
At last! We return once again to the wonderfully adventurous land of The Celestia Code, and as we get closer to the finale, the action has seriously picked up. If those last chapters had you on the edge of your seat, you might just want to buckle in for this one. Read The Celestia Code by iisaw here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/141549/the-celestia-code
It's a new year, and it's about time we returned to this classic multi-chapter fanfiction! It's always a blast to read more of this action-packed, multiversal, lesbian romance story, and after the cliffhanger from that last chapter, I hope you're more than ready to continue. Check out SunLight Sliders by Amber Spark right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/359433/sunlight-sliders
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Let the revolution begin! We're starting this year off as we always do with some changes. Sorry about that jumpscare on the name change, but figured this would be the best time for it. You can read "Twilight's New Year Resolution" by Twidash fanatic here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/309373/twilights-new-year-resolution
Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Holidays, and Happy Hearth's Warming to our wonderful listeners on this, the jolliest day of the year. Every time we get to this season, these fanfictions are honestly one of the things I look forward to the most, nothing gets me in the Holiday spirit like ponies celebrating love and friendship, y'know? But as we all try to feel the love and warmth of the season, it's best to remember that, despite your good intentions, you can always get carried away with whatever project you're doing, and today's story is a wonderful lesson in just that. Check out The Perfect Hearth's Warming by wishcometrue here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/456933/the-perfect-hearths-warming
Not exactly the coziest of Christmas fics, but that's for later, I suppose. You can still cuddle up by the fire and enjoy your time with these wonderful fanfics all the same. You can read "No, Things Aren't Going Back To Normal. But, That's Okay." by Flutterpriest here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/485375/no-things-arent-going-back-to-normal-but-thats-okay You can read "A Storm King's Hearth's Warming" by InterestingWritter here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/569341/a-storm-kings-hearths-warming
Fun fact: In the original version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, the side-character of Ukon Cornelius gets an ending to his character arc by finding what he was looking for when he throws his pickaxe up in the air and licks it. The original ending had him discovering it was peppermint that he was looking for the entire time. You can read "Peppermint Winter" by Meteor_Mirage here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/457134/peppermint-winter
Happy holidays abound during this festive time of year! This is a particularly exciting day for us, as we read yet another EileenSaysHi story! That's pretty much it. That's the reason. You can read "The Light and the Solid" by EileenSaysHi here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/548021/the-light-and-the-solid
Happy Hearth's Warming to all you wonderful people, I hope you're feeling the holiday spirit as much as we are because the fanfiction we're reading today is the perfect start to the jolliest of months. Read Santa by Rune Soldier Dan right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/486127/santa
Trying to get back on track, though it won't be likely to happen until the holidays are through. Just bear with us, you'll still get an episode a week, just maybe not on Thursays as per usual. Look, we don't make money off this, in fact, we actively lose it. So just CALM DOWN! STOP SHOUTING, TOM HANKS IS A VERY BUSY MAN AND DOESN'T ALWAYS HAVE TIME TO EDIT OUR PODCAST! You can read "Green Flag Go!" by Rune Soldier Dan here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/561130/green-flag-go
Unfortunately, we could not get RealBob for this one, but that doesn't mean we're saddened by the guest we have today! PseudoBob is a top-notch writer, and I'm thrilled he agreed to come on the podcast. You can read "Paragraphobia" by here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/561105/paragraphobia You can read "Big Trouble" by here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/241634/big-trouble You can read "A Historical Pun" by here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/133928/a-historical-pun You can find Pseudobob Delightus here: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/12771/PseudoBob+Delightus
Sure, a little late... By a week and 1 day. But in my defense, I didn't wanna work on it. It was worth the wait, however, in my opinion. No fanfictions were read today, not in full at least, but here is the full list of anagrams: gab skirt yeg —Great Big Sky biosyntheses etherealise eventide —Eyes in the Trees. Bodies in the Leaves cudgels gangsters timepieces —Princess Celestia Gets Mugged fetus horny trot —To Try For The Sun bailer Steele weed —Dear Sweetie Belle erotica he swum —A Wish Come True canada lunges jerk moppet —Dungeon Master Applejack mm yom —Mommy! afterimage groin ho tv —To Forgive a Nightmare she woe it urn —Winter House retaliate fests hush why juts —Fluttershy Has Tea With Jesus death joy root —The Road to Joy heavens raw hermit —Hearth's Warmin' Eve Misdemeanor Tits —Distant Memories Every Tush —The Survey Pewee Nihilism Spiky —Why Pinkie Pie Smiles Bad Coy Regime —Be Gay; Do Crime crab buildup noise —Public Boundaries germanic wren shut —When Magic Returns if hooky nut —Think of You satanist hiss —His Assistant scrabble limits no —Biblical Monsters Scope Moues Kit —Spike Comes Out Loathe Fail Me —A Hell of a Time Ass Jet Lusty —Let's Just Say... Eleven Trey Holy Suitor —It's Very Lonely Out Here Here Gent —The Green Anal Hawk Rep Kit —A Walk in the Park Hymen Is Smuts —Sunset Shimmy A Cab Electroshocks Sink Ivy —Vinyl Scratch Bakes Cookies A Piranha Top —Panatrophia Wasteland Withe Lip —White Painted Walls Cheated Cote Lies —The Celestia Code Do Well Rye —Red/Yellow Beaker Diary —I, Daybreaker Catcall Secrets Hi —Celestial Scratch Duh Feet —The Feud Neigh Women —When I'm Gone Yank Thou —Thank You Forest Horny Tut —To Try For The Sun Heehawed Grimy Rust —"Where Is My Daughter?" Hitler En —Let Her In Damn Dive Hit —Dat Hivemind Iris Mom Sot —Mortissimo Carol I Lit Mom —Immortal Coil Quack Noise Quit —A Quick Question Hate Em —Hate Me Beware Weedy Thugs —Were we the Bad Guys? Facade Trough Lust Proton —Last Daughter of Croupton Catcalled For Hung Vinyl —A Lovingly Crafted Lunch Antler Withing Owl —Writing on the Wall Matriarchs Mesh Mis —A Christmas Shimmer Ethical Tees Set —Celestia's Teeth Cheetah Jets Rev Pro —The Ever Ash Project Hearse Toe Of Hum —Mare of the House Romeo Is —Roomies What Won —Now What? Rose Rot —Rooster Gliders Shin Lust —SunLight Sliders Bad Egg Hush Monitions Mitt —Something About Midnights Relieve Golly Unto —I'll Never Let You Go Bat Hitler Truer —A Terrible Truth Reserve —Reverse Cycle Red —Recycled
To close off the month of October, we are returning to where we began this Halloween season with Biblical Monsters, which delves into the most terrifying thing of all: morally ambiguous decisions! It sends shivers down my spine. You can read "Biblical Monsters" by Horse Voice here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/87619/biblical-monsters
I hope last episode satiated your appetite for gore and carnage well enough... Wait, what do you mean you want more?! Two stories wasn't enough? Fine, gorge yourself on two MORE of the most depraved stories we've read on this podcast. Read Not Funny Dot Jay Pegasus by shortskirtsandexplosions: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/342439/not-funny-dot-jay-pegasus Read Immortal Coil by gimmick68: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/478669/immortal-coil
**Trust me, these stories are not for everyone** :) You can read "Mortissimo" by Incandesca here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/539540/mortissimo You can read "The Road to Joy" by RB_ here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/565006/the-road-to-joy
Funny thing happened after recording this episode. I went to the fridge and pulled out an apple, but it didn't look like an apple. It looked soft, in fact, it was fuzzy, a bit more round than a regular apple, and there was an indent that I simply could not describe because it would sound too... Ew. Scary stuff, man. Be careful out there. You Can Read "The Troglodyte" by Seer here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/545925/the-troglodyte
As the days begin to get colder and the skies lose their hue, that all too familiar feeling comes rushing back, filling us with an interest in the macabre and a desire to feel fear, along with the scents and sights of Autumn, it all makes this damp and chilly month worth it. We'll be starting the month off tame with only the first two chapters of this story, but stay tuned throughout October if you're in the mood for something more nightmare-inducing, we have plenty of that coming up. Make sure to check out Biblical Monsters by Horse Voice here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/87619/biblical-monsters
It can be cruel, poetic, or blind. But when it's denied, it's violence you may find. What is the answer? JUSTICE—oh, no, nevermind, I read that title pretty wrong. You can read "Just Us" by GodOfBBQ here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/293177/just-us
Ah, stranded out here. Just you and me against the terrifying infinite void of space, just knowing we're both going to die. I couldn't think of a better person to spend my final days drifting through space than with you, Listener. You can read "It's Very Lonely Out Here" by Dewdrops on the Grass here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/563169/its-very-lonely-out-here
At this point, we may have dedicated more episodes of this podcast to Sunset Shimmer than we have Twilight Sparkle, but really who couldn't do with more Sunset? And with a title like this, I'm sure it's intrigued all of us who know about Sunset. Read "Where Is My Daughter?" by The Sleepless Beholder here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/478813/where-is-my-daughter
Man, these two talk for so long that by the time they get to the next paragraph of the story it feels like a distant memory! They should get to the point already and start respecting fine art for that it is. This fanfiction is a brilliant example of fine art, in fact. You can read "Distant Memories" by Speedy Quill here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/499544/distant-memories
Usually we like to think of Princess Celestia as the most peace loving ruler of them all, but why not ponder a hypothetical? It's not like she'd actually do it... right? Apologies for Ross's audio in this one, it should sound wonderful once again in the next episode. Make sure to read Let's Just Say... by Obselescence right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/25009/lets-just-say
Welcome one and all to our new series! We've been discussing a show like this for a while now but since Ross's computer just conked out, our hands have been forced to roll out an emergency episode with just Wizzy as the host. Some things about this series will probably change in the future, but I hope you enjoy episode one of our new project. Hopefully we have all the technical issues sorted soon.
We are really back now, after a weird couple of weeks with the schedule, everything should be back on track now. And what an episode for me to come back to after a vacation. Yeah, in the editing I actually did start to like the story more than I did, though I think the criticisms I do have are still valid, even if they are worded poorly. You can read "A Wish Come True" by Seer here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/473465/a-wish-come-true
Ah yes! Yet another installment of The Celestia Code! And boy what an installment it is. I don't want to spoil anything but if you're a Chrysalis fan, stay tuned. APOLOGIES! This episode is a bit off schedule, and the next one will be delayed to next week, but honestly aren't the best things worth the wait?... Not buying it? Well fine, tune in to the next episode if you want the full explanation for the delay. Make sure you check out The Celestia Code by iisaw right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/141549/the-celestia-code
In this episode of Sunlight Sliders: kissing, action, drama, telepathy, a villain who talks like an average Joe, and even MORE KISSING! You can go read "SunLight Sliders" by Amber Spark & Co here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/359433/sunlight-sliders
Two great stories for the price of one fiiiine episode! That's right, you're getting more bang for your buck for sure! Both of these, though fairly different, are rather awesome and I was very happy to read them. You can read "i" by PseudoBob Delightus here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/560741/i You can read "White Painted Walls" by applezombi here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/561394/white-painted-walls
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! To celebrate this majestic day of independance we bring you a fic about Twilight becoming independant and blowing up a symbol of monarchy! DOWN WITH CELESTIA'S RULE! WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED! LIBERATE THE PONIES OF EQUESTRIA! RISE UP! MONARCHY IS FOR BOOTLICKERS! HERE IS NO CHOICE BUT EITHER DO OR DIE! You can read "A filly's Foray with Fireworks" by Bandy here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/20811/a-fillys-foray-with-fireworks
The ultimate sequel event of the summer! Come join and see the majesty, comedy, daring adventure of Select Difficulty! Critics are raving about it, saying it's on of the greatest fanfictions ever. Everyone adores it! You can read "Select Difficulty" by naturalbornderpy here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/469151/select-difficulty
Just a really quick and fun bonus episode because we wanted something else for Pride Month. Don't mind the squishes, it's all intentionally placed to make you feel awful. You can read "A Quick Question" EileenSaysHi here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/558739/a-quick-question Yes, this was reuploaded due to an unfortunate error in the editing.
As Pride Month is coming to a close, why don't we celebrate with a character we haven't quite been introduced to yet here on this podcast? Ah, Starswirl... and Sombra? how did I never think to ship these two before? Let's dive right in and see how they get along. Read Hate Me by AuroraDawn here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/499311/hate-me
Welcome back to our very special month! Now, if only I could remember what that month was. It's on the tip of my tongue... Ah, I'll figure it out later. Anyway, enjoy this very educational and tragic tale by the greatest playwright the world has ever known. You can read "Be Gay; Do Crime" by Shakespearicles here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/485567/be-gay-do-crime
After the unfortunate accident, Ross now finds himself in a strange void, having to read fanfictions with his newfound... Friend? Enemy? Lover??? Only time will tell how these two truly get along. You can read "Pizza Is A God" by LackLustre here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/369775/pizza-is-a-god
This is just like how I confessed my love for Wizzy! Let me tell ya, it was a bit more awkward in real life, but I think I'm starting to wear him down. You can read "Scientific Progress Goes Crash" by Drax here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/282312/scientific-progress-goes-crash
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