Rude Tales of Magic

Our heroes yet again find themselves on the run, but how can they escape the once-great city of Ruleshaven if it's surrounded by the seemingly unstoppable Witch Hunters. Help may come from below, but can they find an exit in time to avoid the terrified Witch Hunters' ultimate weapon. Who makes it out, and who doesn't? Will the Big Hole Boys ever ride again? How can we make love stay? All these answers and more await you in the calf-cramping finalé of our Ruleshaven residency.  Check out our friends at Join the Party! jointhepartypod.comSubscribe and support our new  podcast Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.comBuy tickets to our live, in-person show , coming up soon! rudetalesofmagic.liveOur Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will come and wash all the filth off these streets, then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, we'd love to have you. There is SO MUCH good stuff just sitting there waiting for you. Join us HERE.Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show  recordings, and more! We got tank tops for your post-covid summer! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts!And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. 

Last year Tim Platt (Stirfry, Smellulus, Tim Platt, Davo) decided to try and run his own game of Honey Heist. Thank god we recorded it, because it must be heard to be believed. Unfortunately the audio had severe problems. Now, a year later, it has been fully restored, and this ABSOLUTE TREASURE of a game is being released today on our patreon. Here is but one sublime taste of the absolute FEAST that awaits you over on the patreon. We'll see you in two weeks when we return to Cordelia. Until then, Heist this Honey, grizzly mama.Produced by Kodiak SandersStarring Branson Reese, Ali Fisher, Joe Lepore, Christopher Hastings, Taylor Moore and the entire contents of Tim Platt's subconscious mind.Grant Howitt (wonderful, handsome, friend of the show) wrote Honey Heist. We recommend anything by him.

[LIVE SHOW TONIGHT! Get streaming and IRL tickets now at rudetalesofmagic.live now! Better hurry!]Safe in the subterranean bosom of the belly of the caves of the Switchblade Mountains, our heroes awake from a well deserved rest, and yet...temptation slinks between the stalagfrights and the wonder-seeking talking dogs of these too-quiet tunnels. Why leave at all, why not stay, when everything you ever thought you wanted can be yours? Also, Stirfry makes sushi!? What a character!Subscribe and support our new  podcast Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.comOur Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will come and wash all the filth off these streets, then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, we'd love to have you. There is SO MUCH good stuff just sitting there waiting for you. Join us HERE.Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show  recordings, and more! We got tank tops for your post-covid summer! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts!And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. 

One second you're ambling along the Switchblade foothills, and then BOOM you're accosted by the traumatized diaspora of the festival you indirectly marooned in the desert (played by the hosts of good and beloved podcast Hey Riddle Riddle), and then juuuust when you're getting used to that BOOM a greater danger appears with heretofore unseen powers and malice. You just can't win these days! Unless, no, I shouldn't say it, it's too crazy. I just can't help but think, perhaps if you banded together with the nah, dont worry about it. What do I know, anyway? I'm just someone who cares! lol, this is a "fun one." Magnetize!Ya GOTTA hit up Hey Riddle Riddle, the fantastic podcast hosted by our special guests Adal Rifai, Erin Keif, and John Patrick Coan: Fancy, Champagne, and Thunk, respectively. We love you. Also, our deal with INKED GAMING has returned, just go to inkedgaming.com/rudetales and use code RUDETALES for 10% off. Subscribe to and support our new  podcast Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.comOur Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, we'll post the infamous LOST EPISODE, then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, we'd love to have you. There is SO MUCH good stuff just sitting there waiting for you. Join us HERE.Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show  recordings, and more! We got tank tops for your post-covid summer! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts!And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. 

You're gonna want headphones for this one. Subscribe to and support our new  podcast Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com  Turns out it's VERY good. Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, we'll post the infamous LOST EPISODE, then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, we'd love to have you. There is SO MUCH good stuff just sitting there waiting for you. Join us HERE.Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show  recordings, and more! We got tank tops for your post-covid summer! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts!And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. 

Nothing makes a journey upriver more convenient and tolerable than that grandest of party barges, the mighty riverboat. Its vibe decadent, its pace, leisurely, its destination, romance. What better platform to view the Kay River and her picaresque environs? But wait, whats this? Complications!? Something that is, upon further investigation, not exactly what it, at first, appears to be!? HERE? In Cordelia? Well I never.  Subscribe to and support our new  podcast Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com  Set vazers to GOOD PODCAST. Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Next week, we're releasing Tim's Halloween special: "Tim Platt's What a Terrible Night" and you can only get it on Patreon. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, we'd love to have you. There is SO MUCH good stuff just sitting there waiting for you. Join us HERE.Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show  recordings, and more! We got tank tops for your post-covid summer! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts and the other things I said!And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. 

BEHOLD, on this Pre-Hallow's Week, we present to you both tricks and treats. Available right now on the Rude Tales Patreon feed is Tim Platt's "What a Terrible Night," a decadent and terrifying descent into the cobwebbed, eldritch corners of Tim Platt's mind. WHAT HORRORS LURK BENEATH?? WHAT TERROR WAITS AHEAD?? WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH TIM'S OBSESSION WITH EDIBLE SLIMES, i.e. HONEY, SAP, TOMATO SAUCE, ETC?? Only by entering the creaky door of the Rude Tales patreon may your mind come face to face with these unknowable forms. Enter....if you dare.BE FOREWARNED: The episode you are about to experience is haunted by unearthly frights, dark eroticism, twisted irreverence, and Deth. Tim Platt runs a game of What A Terrible Night by Logan Dean with a SCAR-studded cast of Taylor GORE, Ali Fisher-OF-MEN, Joe LeGORE, Christopher BEEstings, and Carly MonardGORE. Will they make it out of this HAUNTed House alive? Or will they DIE? Bwa ha ha! I, Tim Platt, edited the ep too so manage GORE expectations!Logan Dean made a great game and you can get it here: https://mega-corp.itch.io/what-a-terrible-night 

Soup's up! Come and get it! After a brutal few days on their inexorable odyssey north along the mighty Kay River, our heroes are finally given room, board, shelter, mercy, grace, a warm welcome, the red carpet, succor, respite, and a place to lay those weary bones. Why, it looks like the denizens of picaresque bayou town Froggy Creek simply cannot wait to...have...our heroes....for dinner? Wait a minute.YO check it out: we got some limited edition art prints of Flipcup for sale in the store! Brand new!But they're limited so you better go hurry! https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/lordflipcupThe dark, brooding banjo theme this week? Why that is Dark Place by Sasha Eve, and you CAN check out their bandcamp page right here: https://mouseandbanjo.bandcamp.com  Thanks for letting us use the song Sasha, it rules. Subscribe to and support our new  podcast Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com  Set vazers to GOOD PODCAST. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. 

Being on the lam makes strange bedfellows, like the fang-a-toofed rhinemaidens of the Kay River's bloody muddy banks. In exchange for some much needed help the gang agrees to rescue that most precious of things, a wife! But with the Witchhunters' callstones now dotting the Cordelian Pastoral, and their newest enemy in possession of an invincible weapon (and a little standard issue razzmatazz), the cards look stacked against them like never before. Perhaps an old friend could help? They definitely have some of those. Tons, probably. Pretty sure.Very thankful to be supported this week by The Beautiful Liar, QCODE Media's coolest, newest audio join. Give it a hear here. Subscribe to and support our new  podcast Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com   Talk about "Engage"-ing content! (its a star trek pastiche)And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. 

Content Warning: gore, bodies, pebisWe wild for this one!Subscribe to our sister podcast (different show same cast!) Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com   Talk about "Engage"-ing content! (its a star trek goof)And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. 

Tis the season…yeah the season to FIGHT! Tim Platt runs a made up game of YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY for Ali, Branson, Carly, Chris, Joe, and Taylor! Featuring music from Steve Desiena. Produced by Tim Platt. Happy Holidays from all of us here are Rude Tales! See you next year ;) 

It's a reunion in the Cordelian Pastoral, and everyone's invited. Dead or alive. So nice to reconnect with old friends, isn't it?EDITOR'S NOTE: We're gonna take the next few weeks off to record and produce our next batch of episodes! The first of which, you'll be hearing on February  23rd. Is that too long to go without a little Flipcup and Stirfry in your headholes? Join us on the patreon, then! We'll be juicing some bone cone (bonus content) over there, mos def. Kisses ;)Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. Fingers crossed you'll be hearing more from Sam soon.WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com   It's Funny Star Trek, and it's completely unhinged. If you're not listening you are god's own fool. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. 

Jesus Christ, we're finally back.Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. Happy to say that our prayers came true and Sam's gonna be with us for awhile.  Uh, yeah, I think he's gonna like it here ;)WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com   It's so, so funny, and now there's a bunch of episodes out, Guaranteed you'll find one you love.follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. 

It works if you work it, so work it, you're worth it. The gang is delayed, for WORK!? While Bellow picks up a shift at the vacation factory, the girls FINALLY get some alone time. A new status quo for the Witch Hunters begins to make itself known.Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. Happy to say that our prayers came true and Sam's gonna be with us for awhile.  Uh, yeah, I think he's gonna like it here ;)WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's so, so funny, and now there's a bunch of episodes out, Guaranteed you'll find one you love.follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. 

The gang literally crosses paths with a figurative brother-in-arms. Will they join forces to defeat an infestation of evil along the way? Yes! Obviously!CW: Coconuts, blood, loud noises.A previous  version of this episode  had incorrect (but ultimately cool and fun, the kind of mistake you learn to root for, even!) venue listed for Tim's show in May. TIM PLATT WILL BE APPEARING AT UNION HALL IN BROOKLYN ON MAY 22. HE WILL BE TAPING HIS "WHAT THE HUG? TOUR FOR PEACE IN UKRAINE AND VACCINE FREEDOM" TOUR THAT NIGHT. CORRECTION:  A  PREVIOUS  VERSION OF THIS EPISODE  SAID THAT TIM WAS DOING A SHOW FOR HIS "WHAT THE HUG? TOUR FOR PEACE IN UKRAINE AND VACCINE FREEDOM" THAT WAS A MISTAKE. IT IS JUST  A STANDUP COMEDY SHOW OF TIM'S STANDUP COMEDY AND GUESTS.  AT UNION HALL ON MAY 22. IT HAS NOTHING  TO DO WITH "VACCINE FREEDOM" OR THE TERRIBLE SITUATION IN UKRAINE, WHICH WE CONDEMN.  AGAIN, THATS TIMBEBE PLATATA HIMSELF, TIM PLATT(!) AT UNION HALL ON MAY 22!Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! The DSM 5 says not liking it is "doing a no growth."follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. 

Bravely descending into the lion's den, the gang must make a daring rescue and great escape by trying the one thing they've never tried before: trying. Meanwhile, deep within the Mind Palace of the deposed lich, another kind of escape is afoot. PLUS: The nature of "The Boon" is REVEALED! Old comrades RETURN! The Skeleton DOES A DANCE! All this and more, on this episode of the hit podcast, Rude Tales of Magic.Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! The DSM 5 says not liking it is "doing a no growth."follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. 

Bad boys, bad boys, what are you going to do? What are you going to do when they come for you?Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! Sam's been invaluable helping us out in the  edit bay. If you notice the show is extra "tight" let Sam know what a good job he did.And this episode featured TONS of new and original music, all by Huge Today! Thank you Huge Today!And thanks to our sponsor BACKBLAZE.com/rudetalesofmagic  Unlimited backup for your 'puter, for only $7 a month. Do it already!WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! The DSM 5 says not liking it is "doing a no growth."follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. 

[KNOCK KNOCK] Who's there? [An Additional Wonderful] An additional wonderful who? AN ADDITIONAL WONDERFUL PODCAST!  And it's called Oh These, Those Stars of Space. Yes, the Rude Crew has an entire additional podcast, where we all go on space adventures that are LEGALLY DISTINCT from Star Trek: The Next Generation. SEE Chris play an android named Threadcount 900, HEAR Branson play "ship's mortician" Clinton Bodycount, ABSORB Carly playing a "space angel" who can talk to "space god" who is real, ONE TIME Ali played a  16ft-tall cat named Chestershire, and so, so much more!  Here is an example episode to prove to you that we are not lying. . They DO exist!FIND US WHEREVER YOU SLURP UP YOUR PODCAST SLOP FROM THE PODCAST TROUGH, MY DEAR LITTLE PIGGIES! YUM YUM YUM!

Wait a second. if I'm...here...and you're...there...then...WHO'S DRIVING!?Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! Sam's been invaluable helping us out in the  edit bay. If you notice the show is extra "tight" let Sam know what a good job he did.WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! The DSM 5 says not liking it is "doing a no growth."follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. 

UNLOCKED: An audio recording of lost but recently discovered (by Christopher Hastings) pages of the lost diary of Frederick DeBonesby. We're taking a cycle off to gather and record more genre-defining episodes of the hit podcast Rude Tales of Magic, and in the meantime we're unlocking this DELIGHT from our patreon feed. For more like this, including entire new games run by the cast, the chat show about the show, and commentaries on Space Jam and The West Wing by Senator Pepsi, and Stirfry and Bellow, respectively, JOIN US ON THE PATREON. It's SO good.

Before we return with new episodes next week, we thought we'd invite you in to our Rude Talks of Chatting for episode 49 "O Captain My Captain!" JOIN US now and...forever? For more like this and WAY more of other stuff including alerts and discounts on tickets, merch, and very good discord and a whole additional world of games and shows and yes..stories, put a ring on it and come over to our patreon. In the meantime, take your mind off the horrible collapse of civilization outside your window with us, seven idiots who make a p'cast. Patrons, check out the Black Grail feed for the second half of this two-part barn-burner!patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic

You can 't go home again.....but what if you can? I mean EVERYONE says you can't, but....what if they're wrong? People change, places change, you can't step in the same river twice, sure, we've heard it all, but what if...what if not me I'm different? In fact, I'm actually positive you CAN go home again and it's fine. Why doesn't everyone just go home again? Idiots.Special Thanks to CASEY TONEY for helping to make this episode. He got that pod in him.WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's your new "bible."follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. AND our newest immortal prince, Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

Strangers in even stranger lands, the gang must risk their lives (and then some) to discover if their new guide is friend, foe, or some new category (froend) in between. But in a place so turvy topsy, what is a friend? What is family? And with a family like this...who needs enemies? Or families? Or even friends? Wait a second, some of those are good. But which ones? WHO DO I SHOOT!?HEY! A lot of that great music in this episode is by The Eskalators. Find them and their "zone ska" at https://eskalators.bandcamp.com/Todays episode was sponsored by NordVPN:  get the NORD in yer GOURD at nordvpn.com/rudetalesWE ARE GOIN TO GENCON!!!! Come se our LIVE SHOWS and PLAY GAMES AND HANGOUT!! We'll be there August 4-7 and details are here at fortunatehorse.comSpecial Thanks to CASEY TONEY for helping to make this episode. He got that pod in him.WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's the Pink Sauce of Podcasts! Hmm let's see, what else is in the news...follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. AND our newest immortal prince, Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

Folks, we're headed to GenCon next week (Click here to see the schedule of FH shows and games) and I've got GAME on the BRAIN. Where do TTRPGS come from? What the hell ARE they even? What can we "learn"* from their origin story? Ben Riggs, author of the brand new Slaying the Dragon: A Secret History of D&D stopped by the Fortunate Horse studio to answer these questions, and deliver unto you a secret origin that includes-H.G. Wells-The Bronte Sisters-The Prussian Military-Zeusand more! Find the full interview on our patreon at any level!Get Ben's new book HERESubscribe to his podcast Plot Points wherever you get your podcasts and find his great book on game running and adventure design, Encounter Theory, here.

I need a vacation...from this vacation!HEY! A lot of that great music in this episode is by The Eskalators. Find them and their "zone ska" at https://eskalators.bandcamp.com/Todays episode was sponsored by INKED GAMING and The First Binding by R.R. Virdi. For 10% off the best gaming gear one may have, go to INKEDGAMING.COM/RUDETALES and enter code rudetales.And checkout The First Binding hereWE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's the "Dark Brandon" of Podcasts! Hmm let's see, what else is in the news...follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. AND our newest immortal prince, Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

To escape the guardian of Brian Doyle Falls, some of the gang must make the ultimate sacrifice. Specifically Debonesby and Stirfry, who both die in this episode of hit podcast Rude Tales of Magic.HEY! A lot of that great music in this episode is by The Eskalators. Find them and their "zone ska" at https://eskalators.bandcamp.com/Todays episode was sponsored by INKED GAMING BackBlaze and The First Binding by R.R. Virdi. For 10% off the best gaming gear one may have, go to INKEDGAMING.COM/RUDETALES and enter code rudetales.And checkout The First Binding hereGet busy BACKBLAZing or get busy dying. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! No cap, fam, it's dead ass! follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. AND our newest immortal prince, Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

There's simply no rest for the wicked. Reeling after the Battle of Brian Doyle Falls, the gang can barely catch a break as their brief respite is cut all too short. The open road calls yet again, and nowhere, not even the high fantasy preserve of The James Woods is safe. What dangers, what moral hazards, lie in wait for our heroes in this new, grand, wild place? Only time, and this very podcast, can say. DO YOU DARE LISTEN?Todays episode was sponsored by INKED GAMING For 10% off the best gaming gear one may have, go to INKEDGAMING.COM/RUDETALES and enter code RudeTales.WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's the "candy" of podcasts!! follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. AND our newest immortal prince, Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

A man walks down the streetHe says, "Why am I soft in the middle now?Why am I soft in the middle?The rest of my life is so hardI need a photo-opportunityI want a shot at redemptionDon't want to end up a cartoonIn a cartoon graveyard"Bonedigger, BonediggerDogs in the moonlightFar away, my well-lit doorMr. Beerbelly, BeerbellyGet these mutts away from meYou know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymoreIf you'll be my bodyguardI can be your long lost palI can call you BettyAnd Betty, when you call meYou can call me AlHURRY UP AND GET TICKETS TO SEE TIM'S NEW LIVE SHOW!!! THIS FRIDAY!! https://nycomedyfestival.com/lineup/made-of-bugs-with-tim-platt/Get busy BACKBLAZing or get busy dying.  They sponsored this episode and are your new gods.WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! Hope Elon doesn't buy it, lol!! follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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At long last the gang has finally gotten days of rest in a hippie sasquatch commune with no "catches" or "hidden problems" or anyone trying to "kill" them. No more conflict, everything is solved and normal. Show's over, folks. Unless.....na, no way. Could Cordelia's dad actually be...or what about that inquisitive sasquatch that keeps asking about the call stones....or the other one that kidnapped Freddy....or wait a minute, what's this about a "big show" tonight? WOW look at these sponsors!Oddity Roadshow!Inked GamingBackBlazeRetrograde MinisWE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! The "stars" of this podcast are really "out" tonight, if you know what I mean.follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

Yuletide Kombat Family is a game where holiday themed characters fight to save Christmas. This time, however, the Rude Tales crew puts a whole new spin on the word “SEASON” looooooool! You'll figure it out once you listen! I love you! Produced [and this episode description written -.ed] by Tim Platt with additional music from Steve Desiena.And WOW look at these sponsors!Oddity Roadshow! (Great new podcast from the Critical Bits folks, check it out! or die)Inked GamingBackBlazeRetrograde MinisWE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! The "stars" of this podcast are really "out" tonight, if you know what I mean.follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.

The, admittedly questionable, hippie idyll of The Woods Beyond the Woods has been shattered, and everything that can go wrong, does. After tonight, nothing will be the same. Sex, death, and secrets revealed. Now THAT's What I Call Podcasting!WOW look at these sponsors!Oddity Roadshow!Retrograde MinisReckless AttackWE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

BUY TIX TO TIM HERELISTEN TO ALI's SLEEPVENTURE HERETim Platt (Colbert, Sesame Street, Rude Tales of Magic) is a comedian who writes songs about bugs, birds, gods, and probably frogs too. Made of Bugs is a swamp cabaret of comedians who twist traditional stand up on its head and mix it with music, illustration, and performance art to crack you up in a way you're never been cracked up before. Get ready to laugh in a new way.Joined byAna Fabrega (Los Espooky's)Ike Ufomadu (Inspector Ike)Max Wittert (High Maintenance)

Flipcup's in this one! He's kind of "our" Grogu.ANNOUNCEMENT TIME: We are adding another podcast to the Fortunate Horse family business/cult/polycule. It's called Worlds Beyond Number and it's pretty great. Episode 1 launches on March 1st, but you can find huge preview episodes wherever you get your podcasts. Internet famous people on it, very cool and sincere Miyazaki vibes, lots of original music. We think it's pretty good!Sam Grant helped to edit this ep, what a dang champ!WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's your favorite show of all time, you just don't know it yet. We stand together on the precipice of self knowledge! follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

Respect her! Honor her! EXALT HER!Our jesters five- Branson, Carly, Chris, Joe, and Tim, gather to tell a tale of Queenly love and Queenly mystery. Who will say "long live the Queen!" with hearts pure and true? And who will say "long live the Queen!" in a wicked, ironic way??? Listen to discover!Edited and sound designed by Carly Monardo, with additional support by Joe Lepore. This episode contains licensed audio provided by the following: Adobe Stock (licenses ASLC-23740BB5-51D3FEC425, ASLC-2373635D-6B10747123, ASLC-23740C2C-B555642494, ASLC-23740A81-B55F8B12F9, ASLC-23743117-4524530C55, ASLC-23744534-AC4D257FCA, ASLC-2374927D-53493E6AE3, ASLC-237499ED-9D58B7BB93, ASLC-2374A998-7A81230D73, ASLC-2374B340-58556466C7, ASLC-2374D813-ECB8FDEBE3) Edinburg Records (https://edinburghrecords.com) Incomptech (Duet Musette by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Everyday Cinematic Sounds (Audio provided by www.youtube.com/@everydaycinematicsounds)

As  our heroes depart the Woods Beyond the Woods, they find themselves one step closer to Hell. But those dark storm clouds on the horizon, are they real or metaphorical? Wait, they're real AND metaphorical?? Now this I gotta hear! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A thrilling tale told in a convenient "downloadable" audio format to fit your your active lifestyle! FEATURING: -An exceedingly pleasant demon summoning.-A WEIiiirRRRdd town-HELLS SECRETS REVEALED.-An unforgettable learning experience. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There there, friend. Please, rest on this comfortable, padded stool. It can be so hard to download a podcast, but somehow you've done it. Well done! Why don't I pour you a favorite beverage? Perhaps, if you're brave enough, you can also it hit play. But it's also brave to not hit play... WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"One day all will blacken and burn. Just as the Two-Headed Basilisks have predicted. The world is dying, time is short."  Today we're playing MÖRK BORG: "A doom metal album of a game - Rules light, heavy everything else." Featuring Christopher Hastings, Joe Lepore and Tim Platt.  Edited and sound designed by Kodiak Sanders with help from Taylor Moore at Fortunate Horse. Mörk Borg is by Pelle Nilsson and Johan Nohr. Snatch it up for yourself at your local game shop or morkborg.com.To hear the entire game, head over to our Patreon for the whole adventure and hours of more incredible stuff you can only get there!! Who knows- perhaps your subscription will postpone the apocalypse for one day more...Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

We know the Rude crew loves a cottage, but how will they react when confronted with our *jolliest* NPC yet? Why, it's probably going to go great! I bet that everybody leaves this episode as happily as they enter it. Buckle up for an incident-free episode of our podcast :) WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you remember the first time you took a long trip away from home, and then came back, and found some small detail had changed? Maybe the 7-Eleven repainted the lines in the parking lot, or your dentist was arrested for arson. Whatever it was, that small detail told you that home had, and would always, move on without you.   This episode is like that, but instead of the parking lot thing it's that the entire Soaking Valley is in the thrall of Mother. Whoops! See Tim Platt perform his absurdist, musical standup at on July 25th in Brooklyn at his show Made of Bugs! To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.  Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Deep beneath the Soaking Va-sorry, Soaking MOTHER, our heroes find themselves face to face with some familiar faces, but has anyone been spared by the ravages of time? Probably not! Deals are made. Lines are drawn. Prophylactics are discussed. Just another day in Rude Tales of Magic! To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good News and bad news. To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our heroes try to soldier on following the events of last episode, but as they approach the Forbidden Zone, the dangers only increase. Would they like help? To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The gang arrives back on campus for the new semester and-what?? Polaris University is gone? It's now a "Forbidden Zone"?? Boy I have got to start paying more attention!BEEP BEEP! After a brief 2-year hiatus, we're back with another LIVESTREAM SHOW just in time for spooky season! It's called THEY INVADED MY BRAIN and it's happening on Thursday October 19th at 8pm Eastern! For tickets and info, head over to rudetalesofmagic.com! To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.  Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WEIRD TIMES IN PISS HARBOR CHAPTER 1.Piss Harbor. A town where crime and danger always flow. The kind of place where Cordelia's most badass bounty hunters gather, hungry for the priciest bounties around. When five of the meanest, toughest, most evil-sword-carried-in-the-mouth-of-a-stray-dog characters in Piss Harbor go out on a job together, could it lead to something...more?To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon!WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When Piss Harbor Boxer Thickie Thunder (special guest Jon Gabrus) fails to take a fall in a big match, it's up to our heroes (or our bad guys? We're still sorting that out), to capture him for money. As long as there are no complications this episode should be about 15 minutes long! *Show Notes writer sees episode length* Gulp!Big thanks to our guest, Jon Gabrus! Be sure to check out his podcasts High and Mighty and ActionBoyz, and his TruTV show 101 Places to Party Before You Die!WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

As the crew gets hired to bring in their toughest bounty yet (special guest WALEED MANSOUR), shocking discoveries are made, a widow craves vengeance, and one party member makes the ultimate sacrifice. All this for what's described as notably low pay. But hey, that's just another day in Piss Harbor, baby.Thanks to our delightful guest, Waleed Mansour! Be sure to check him out on his incredible show Sitcom D&D right here on the Headgum Network!WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Rude Tales gang is excited to have Jamie Loftus join them for a wild adventure in Piss Harbor. I just hope everyone has good manners! But could something as simple as a faux pas lead to...death? Probably not but *gulp* you better listen to make sure!!Thanks to our fantastic guest, Jamie Loftus! Be sure to check out her book, Raw Dog, and listen to her podcast The Bechdel Cast!WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The streets of Piss Harbor are full of folks you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley. Hell, I wouldn't want to meet anyone in a dark alley. Let's go to a Starbucks! Point is, when the party crosses paths with devil may care bad boy Knee Scraper (special guest JORDAN MORRIS), they're gonna realllly wish they went to a Starbucks. Then at least they'd have Frappucinos!LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ONSALE NOW.Thanks to our guest, Jordan Morris! Go pre-order his graphic novel Youth Group! You simply must!WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Allies scattered. Partnerships tested. Mayors...Anti-ed? All this and more on another incredible of Rude Tales of Magic!Huge thanks to our special guest, Zac Oyama! Be sure to check out his actual play podcast, Rotating Heroes right here on Headgum!LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ONSALE NOW.WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Now, Piss Harbor isn't known as an especially lawful town. No sir. But that's even moreso the case on Binge Night—the one night of the year when all Laws in Piss Harbor take the night off and let their respectful rival Crimes pick up a shift. Whatever will Moose (Joe Lepore), Neil (Ali Fisher), and Jonathan Large (Christopher Hastings) do on this night of wanton criminality? Well, I suppose crimes seem likely, but then again I am *the episode description writer who is also A CRIMINAL*! So I may be a bit biased. LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ONSALE NOW.WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our crew of fearless Bounty Hunters take on their toughest assignment- stage magicians (special guests Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield)!! What is truth and what is illusion in their world of enchantment?? Will even Edgica have her mind freaked by these fearsome foes? Will you dare to behold what is in the hat?? Please do we're not making this to be ignored.LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ON SALE NOW. Livestream tickets available at the same link!!Thanks again to Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield, and check out their twisted and incredible podcast SKULLTENDERS. You'll be glad you did!!WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When a bounty is called on Christ Sux (special guest Abdul Aziz) our heroes take the case. But maybe they should be less focus on the bounty, and more on who called for the bounty...Thanks again to Abdul for joining us on this one, and check out his great ttrpg podcast Spout Lore. You'll be glad you did!!WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A battle of logic. A widower's woe. An apartment move, interrupted. Truly, these are Weird Times in Piss Harbor.WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Will friends become enemies? Will colleagues become friends? Will the hunters become the hunted? Will the sword call...to you???WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.This episode features music by Matt Akers. Check out his bandcamp page for more of his awesome stuff!Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Just when you thought it safe to sweeten your tea- all the honey in the world was gone. For centuries. Miss you, you sweet golden amber you. And that's all there is to it, certainly nothing a Prince (Ali Fisher), a Professor (Christopher Hastings), a Grizzled Sea Captain (Joe Lepore), a hacker (Carly Monardo), and a washed-up thief (Branson Reese), can do about it. Why if a bunch that ragtag wanted to get honey back, they'd need, I don't even know, some kind of blessing? From, shoot, an Obelisk? Just spitballing here. I guess this what you get when you enter the twisted world of TIM PLATT.P.S. RIP to Museum Gift ShopsWanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? Well then you're gonna want to head to the Patreon, pardner!WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.We're playing the indie rpg Honey Heist by Grant Howitt for this mini-campaign. It's a great game and you can play it too!Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In which the party details their sordid pasts, encounters some avian wildlife, enters a mysterious structure, and meets- no! It can't be! ::gasps::Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? Well then you're gonna want to head to the Patreon, pardner!WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.We're playing the indie rpg Honey Heist by Grant Howitt for this mini-campaign. It's a great game and you can play it too!Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When Moriarty Newman makes an offer, is it one you can't refuse? Is it one you'd turn on your allies for? Is it one one that will bring you closer to... honey?Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? Well then you're gonna want to head to the Patreon, pardner!WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.We're playing the indie rpg Honey Heist by Grant Howitt for this mini-campaign. It's a great game and you can play it too!Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our heroes finally learn where the honey has been hiding all these many years. But will such knowledge come without a price? And will that price not be a yellow liquid (honey) but a red one (blood)? And hey, what ever happened to that Obelisk anyways?Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? Well then you're gonna want to head to the Patreon, pardner!WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.We're playing the indie rpg Honey Heist by Grant Howitt for this mini-campaign. It's a great game and you can play it too!Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

WELCOME TO NETHERMURKSo many strange things lie below, cut off from the surface, at home in the deepest, darkest caves. Who would dare tell their story? Surely not the brave and good-looking cast of Rude Tales of Magic. Unless-no! They wouldn't! Would they??? Goddamn. They just might be crazy enough to do it. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The party, now fully assembled, ventures in to the Bat town of Wingslip for some much-needed sustenance at Batplebee's. But what awaits them there? Danger? Parental Discipline? Delicious Appetizers? All this...and more???WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have you ever wondered: what is inside a Hot Dog?WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mamma Mia! We turn from our heroes' journey to train our narrative eye to another side of the thrilling world of Nethermurk. Following the Dark Elves' capture of peaceful Wingslip, Elfiscuri agents Agrigenta Salumeria (Carly Monardo), Vocal Monument (Tim Platt), and Studio Ghibli (Joe Lepore) attempt to use two VIP prisoners- CONTAINMENT's own Kevin (Branson Reese) and G.G. Containment (James Adomian). But will these two hardcore rockers go gently? Or will things get a bit...uncontained??Thanks to James for joining us on this one! Wouldn't you know it, he has a new special coming out this week?? James Adomian- Path of No Resistance releases this Thursday, 9/19. Don't miss it! And tell 'em Rude Tales sent ya!Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our Heroes travel upwards. But in some cruel twist of fate, only greater dangers await them?? Dang! I thought they were already through the vexing obstacles!!!Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Just when they think they've escaped the forest of carnivorous plants, the gang finds themselves in a tiny echo-pocket of air surrounded by a freezing lake full of *gulp* sharks! Will they ever reach Culicidan, City Con Carne? Or are they quickly devoured by sharks and most of this episode is just looping lake wave sound effects? Listen to find out!Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alt Title: Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Getting their Light EatenSome Personal News: All of our classic live shows are up for sale in our Patreon Shop! You don't have to be a patron to purchase (though Patrons do get sweet discounts), so what are you waiting for? would you pass up the chance to reunite with Naughty Nico??Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

As our heroes prepare to enter the Mosquito Temple in search of God's Blood, we turn to a darker corner of these creepy caves. Agrigenta (Carly Monardo) and Studio Ghibli (Joe Lepore) remain trapped in the Neon Black after killing the popular band Containment, but will a mysterious creature known only as "Ranger" (Tim Platt) be able to rescue them? Or does a stranger newcomer (Branson Reese) have other ideas??HO HO! You heard right! We've got the Rude Tales Store stocked with fresh new holiday merch! Swing by and pick yourself out a gift hoodie, or buy a hot new mug for someone a little twisted in your life. Plus we'll have some amazing classic live show posters available too. And speaking of live shows: All of our classic live shows are up for sale in our Patreon Shop! You don't have to be a patron to purchase (though Patrons do get sweet discounts), so what are you waiting for? would you pass up the chance to reunite with Naughty Nico??Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The gang enters the mosquito temple. Will they survive it's many dangers? Well with Paris blinded and covered in unending darkness...could go either way!Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

As a special end of year treat for you, our finest listeners, we're unlocking a taste of some of the dee-lectable bonus content you can find on our PATREON! We can't make the show without our beautiful Patreon supporters- you seem beautiful, shouldn't you be one of them?Wealthy Poorson, one of the 10 richest Batpeople in the Nethermurk, used his immense fortune to travel every inch of our wonderful underground world. It has been said that Wealthy Poorson has seen everything there is to see in the Nethermurk—and then some!Realizing that the wealth-challenged may be unable to devote so much of their time to exploration, Wealthy set out to record all he has learned of the Nethermurk- from its glittering cities to its weirdest little freaks. And thus began Wealthy Poorson's Nethermurk Almanack.Today's Entry: Water.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Uh Oh! Our heroes are trapped in the clutches of Sanguina Bob, Paris is still covered in Neon Black, Uly seems to be getting stranger-sorry, more human- by the minute, it's getting to be too much! I just hope, and pray, that plot lines don't begin to shockingly converge!!Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

With Lemon captured by the villainous Agrigenta Salumeria and her devious parasite Fingerdale, Linus, Uly, and Paris have no choice but to discuss the evolution of the Sid Meier's Civilizati—rescue her! And when Lemon and her captors reach Pennsylvania Base Camp, you know that can only mean one thing: Intercourse!Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

With Studio Ghibli (Joe Lepore) and the creature known only as "Ranger" (Tim Platt) in hot pursuit of Agrigenta, it's only a matter of time before they find her and stop her wild machinations. That is, as long as they don't run into a truly strange parade. A strange parade indeed...Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Finally our heroes do the unthinkable: meet a bunch of weird guys on boats! Watch out, folks! First two podcast rows will get wet!And meanwhile: A shoe repair appointment takes an interesting turn...Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Now that Kathleen Kelly (Meg Ryan) has finally found love in-of all places-the heart of Book Megastore tycoon Joe Fox (Tom Hanks), she thinks she has it all. But when Joe heads off for to open the world's largest bookstore across the pond, can his same old emails compete with the new missives she starts receiving from a mysterious stranger? And when former employee-turned-online-bookseller George Pappas (Steve Zahn) comes to Kathleen with jaw-dropping offer, will she ever reach Inbox Zero again?Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lemon finds herself alone, facing impossible odds against- you guessed- the Fungalganger. Meanwhile, Linus, Uly, and Paris search for answers on a ship that may not be above water for very long. And what if, thrown into the mix, was a legendary warrior, the one Dark Elf cursed-with goodness?? Well who knows what could happen...Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Studio Ghibli and the creature known only as Ranger lead their flock of spider children on a relentless pursuit of Agrigenta and Fingerdale. Hi, new listeners! Hope that synopsis was straightforward for you!Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our heroes say goodbye to some fallen friends, but in the twisted world of Nethermurk? They've never even heard of a bereavement policy, friend. That's right, the gang finds themselves in Diatopolis- the beating, evil heart of the enemy. But could it also be...more?Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

WARNING: This Episode Contains Spoilers for the 2013 Novel The Goldfinch, by Donna Tartt.Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nothing wrong with being an impressionable young lad, I say! Unless, of course, you run into some... bad influences.Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Shh!Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A death. Smoke. A return. An Election. Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Every year, the Rude Tales crew plays Yuletide Kombat Family, an amazing adventure where holiday characters fight each other to save Christmas (I think?). This year, however, the battle is PROM-THEMED! How? Why? Who? Huh? All will be answered in YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY IV: PROM!Yuletide Kombat Family is invented, GM'd, produced, and sound designed by Tim Platt. Editing from Sam Grant with special fighting music from Steve DeSiena. BUCKET OF MILK 4 LIFE BABY!Want to support Rude Tales and get access to all kinds of fulfilling, enriching content at the same time?? My friend you simply must join us on PATREON for bonus pods, original art, the Rude Tales discord, and so, so, so much more.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

500th Episode Spectacular, and the start of a new campaign??!? Well that's pretty nice, if you ask me!!When Park Rangers Quincy Ampersand (Joe Lepore), Wendy Baleen (Carly Monardo), and Charlie Chucklebutt (Ali Fisher) enjoy a lunch break on a beautiful spring day, it feels like absolutely nothing can go wrong. And don't worry, by the end of the episode, our heroes are all happy and alive- that's the Nice Tales of Friendship Guarantee™ !Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Nice Friend Spacejamfan!This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.