Watch Your Mouth Podcast

The boys are back with a new format! Let us know if you like it or want the old format back. Hope we make you laugh!

Summary: The Lads are sharing Broken Brain Moments... Just gonna set that there for you to ponder... So listen and see what breaks are brains from time to time. :D Make sure to share you Broken Brain moments too in the comments and via social media! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Azalea - 2 parts Vodka or Gin - 1 part Lemon Juice - 1 part Pineapple Juice - Splash of Grenadine Quote du Jour: General Mark R. Naird "Do you want some water son?" F. Tony Scarapiducci - "FUCK WATER! WHAT HAS WATER LITERALLY EVER DONE FOR ME?!" *SLAP* "Thank you..." General Mark R. Naird and F. Tony Scarapiducci - Space Force Charity: American Foundation for Suicide Prevention - www.afsp.org Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The Lads are sharing New Years Resolutions for 2022... That's right we are already into 2022 but we still want you to know what our resolutions for this year... in March :P ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Brandy Crusta - 2 oz Brandy - 1/4 oz Orange Curaçao - 1 teaspoon Maraschino Liqueur - 1/2 oz Lemon Juice - 1/2 oz Simple Syrup - 1 dash Angostura bitters - Garnish: lemon twist - Garnish: sugar rim Quote du Jour: Frank Costello - "Lennon said, I'm an artist. You give me a fucking tuba, I'll get you something out of it." Frank Costello - The Departed Charity: American Foundation for Suicide Prevention - www.afsp.org Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The Lads are sharing the best moments we made for ourselves during 2020 (Looking at the bright side of 2020). We share our moments, so please share your moments of 2020 in comments/calls that had a silver lining! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Income Tax - 2 oz Gin - 1/4 oz Sweet Vermouth - 1/4 oz Dry Vermouth -2 dashes Bitters. -1 oz Orange Juice Quote du Jour: Hutch - "GIVE ME THE GODDAMN KITTY CAT BRACELET MOTHERFUCKER!" Hutch - Nobody Charity: American Foundation for Suicide Prevention - www.afsp.org Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The Lads are revisiting that classic show gem...GUM TRACKS. They share what new Gum Tracks they are chewing on now. Let them know what some of yours are! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Old Fashioned - Critter's Style - 1 oz Bourbon - 1 oz Rye - 1 oz Sweetening agent such as simple syrup, honey, agave, or maple syrup. Get wild with it. -4 dashes Aromatic Bitters. (We used Bitter Truth Old Time Aromatic Bitters) -4 dashes Orange Bitters. -Dark Cherry -Lemon Twist -Orange Peel In a rocks glass, muddle the cherry then add ice. Combine the booze, syrup, and bitters in the glass and stir to combine. Add the lemon twist and orange peel. The point of this cocktail was experimenting with flavors while still making it an Old Fashioned. You can use any kind of whisky you want (bourbon, rye, whiskey, whisky, Canadian...what the fuck ever). As for the sweetening agent, go nuts and try new shit. Use the cherry juice as the sweetener. Fuck it! Experiment and enjoy. Quote du Jour: Coach Ben - "Look at me solving problems like I am fucking Oprah eating cauliflower pizza!" Coach Ben - Hoops Charity: American Foundation for Suicide Prevention - www.afsp.org Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads are back for 2021 with a new semester and a new charity to swear in honor of. Also listen in for the total of dimes raised for the Ehlers-Danlos Society! Topic of the night is streaming services... What you watching? Comment and share with us for you stream on or want peeps to check out. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Morning After - 4oz Papaya - 2 Oranges - 4oz Cucumber - Ice Cubes Peel the papaya and the oranges (leave as much of the pith as possible) and wash the cucumber. Juice them together and serve in a tall glass over ice. Decorate with slices of cucumber and papaya. Quote du Jour: Saint Germain - "Lots to do. Probably not enough time to do it." The Judge - "I'm told you were drinking with Belnades and Belmont yesterday." Saint Germain - "I am extremely famous and they wanted to meet someone who'd seen toilet paper." The Judge - "What the fuck is toilet paper?" Saint Germain - "It's Chinese. Good Morning, Judge. The Judge - "Toilet Paper..." The Judge and Saint Germain - Castlevania Charity: American Foundation for Suicide Prevention - www.afsp.org Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The Lads are reflecting / sharing your comments, calls and zombie game entries on this year long semester of 2019-2020! Listen in and find out who our new honor roll inductee is for this semester too! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Champagne Quote du Jour: Lars - "Hey I don't have to tell you shit, fun pig! You wanna fun-fucking-arrest me? You get a fun-fucking-warrant! Until then, stay outta my... fun-fucking-face!" Lars - Club Dread Charity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The Lads have Executive Producer, head Patreon member, Navi on the show! The topic is reflecting on all that is the Watch Your Mouth Podcast: the funny, weird, and what the fuck is going on? Join in and share favorite moments from listening to the show via comments and call it in... also thank yall for listening. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest: Executive Producer Navi - https://www.twitch.tv/navi_ilivas Cocktail du Jour: The Blue Bird Quote du Jour: Jenko - (DING)OH SHIT! Oh Shit! Oh shit! No! *LMAO* That is not happening! Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter. Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! Shit! Jenko - 22 Jump Street Charity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads are back in the studio and out for the bunker to get the show back up and rolling. So lets see what they have to say about Unpopular Opinions... Make sure to comment and call in your unpopular opinions! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Mellon Baller Quote du Jour: Carl - "That's not what makes the center molten. You take a frozen cylinder of ganache and set it in the ramekin so that as the outside cooks fully, the inside becomes molten! It's molten, see? It's fucking molten, you asshole!" Carl - Chef Charity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

This is a break from our normal recording because of the COVID-19 Quarantine... So dive into the bunker and check out what the lads are doing during Quarantine... Also please leave comments, call in and share what you and yours are doing during this Pandemic... Thank you to all Essential Personnel! Stay safe and healthy WYMPs! WYM Crew - Ken, Dan, and Critter

This is a break from our normal recording because of the COVID-19 Quarantine... So dive into the bunker and check out what the lads are doing during Quarantine... Also please leave comments, call in and share what you and yours are doing during this Pandemic... Thank you to all Essential Personnel! Stay safe and healthy WYMPs! WYM Crew - Ken, Dan, and Critter

This is a break from our normal recording because of the COVID-19 Quarantine... So dive into the bunker and check out what the lads are doing during Quarantine... Also please leave comments, call in and share what you and yours are doing during this Pandemic... Thank you to all Essential Personnel! Stay safe and healthy WYMPs! WYM Crew - Ken, Dan, and Critter

This is a break from our normal recording because of the COVID-19 Quarantine... So dive into the bunker and check out what the lads are doing during Quarantine... Also please leave comments, call in and share what you and yours are doing during this Pandemic... Thank you to all Essential Personnel! Stay safe and healthy WYMPs! WYM Crew - Ken, Dan, and Critter

**Sorry for the poor audio recording we had an issue in the studio that has been fixed** - WYM Crew Summary: The lads are talking with a special guest this episode to help explain what Ehlers-Danlos is and like to live with with Adrienne Clements. Listen in and share comments below or call them in! We love to hear from you WYMPs! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest - Adrienne Clements Cocktail du Jour: Bijou Quote du Jour: Thor - "Does this look like a sippy cup? No, it's a fucking juice box! Because I'm not a fucking child!" Lucas - "So rude..." Thor and Lucas - Good Boys Charity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Welcome to Hot, Loud, & Angry! This is our 4th episode for our Patreon Tier of $15 level and above patrons on patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast but this episode is just for our WYMPS that keep us going! We Hope you enjoy this series and hope you enjoy Hot, Loud, & Angry! Watch Your Mouth Podcast Ken, Dan and Critter

Summary: The lads are talking about their lame superpower that they wield and share lame superpower that they want to have! So WYMPS we want to hear your lame super powers, call them in or leave them in the comments! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Champs Elysees cocktail Quote du Jour: Jim Brockmire - "Mannn, what is your problem?! You know what... Not worth it." Matt Hardesty - "No no no, don't hold back. Lay into me with both barrels." Jim Brockmire - "Alright fine, I'm carve through you like ice in a urinal! So open wide you Mother FUCK! Cause here comes my mind PISSSS!" Jim Brockmire and Matt Hardesty - Brockmire Charity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads are in for another Zombie Game Episode!!! And this round you are getting to the chopper from with in a... *DUN DUN DUN!!!* A Storage Unit!!!!! Oh that's right kids check it out and tell us how you would survive! Share your entry by calling it in or in the comments! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Beer Quote du Jour: Jay Sebring - "Is everybody okay?" Rick Dalton - "Well... the fuckin' hippies aren't. That's for goddamn sure." Jay and Rick - Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Charity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads are all back in the Louisiana Studio talking about 2019 Re-cap with Rachel Fry as a special guest. Listen and see what these shit birds got up to last year and share your comments with us about your 2019! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest - Rachel Fry Cocktail du Jour: Whiskey Flip Quote du Jour: Selina - "Really!?! Are you not going to say anything... JESUS! Dan.. . did your boyfriend know anything about this?" Dan - "I was trying to use Jonah for Intelligence..." Selina - "That's like trying to use a croissant as a FUCKING dildo..." Dan - "I thought that..." Selina - "No no no! Let me be more clear. It doesn't do the job and it makes a FUCKING MESS!" Selina and Dan - VEEP Charity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Welcome to Hot, Loud, & Angry! This is our pilot episode for our new Patreon Tier of $15 level patrons on patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast but this episode is free for all to get a taste of what we get Hot, Loud, & Angry about! We Hope you enjoy this series and join Pateron at the $15 tier for HLA! Watch Your Mouth Podcast Ken, Dan and Critter

Summary: The lads talk about the Holidays for 2019! Loves, likes, dislikes, traditions, and more! We hope you all have a great holiday season and share comments/calls with your holiday content! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Egg Nog Cocktail Quote du Jour: Wayne - "Christmas, is all about coming together with friends and family and putting your squabbles aside for a little wee bit. And that, friends and family, is why I... Too the fuckin!" Katie - "Last time right?" Wayne - "Last Fucking time fuck..." Friends and Family - "Love Christmas!" Wayne, Katie, and Friends and Family - Letter Kenny Charity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads talk about the Stupid Shit that they buy... like all the stuff you should not be wasting money on... Listen in to what the lads keep buying and share your comments about the dumb shit you buy! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Maiden's Prayer - 1 oz. Brandy - 1 oz. Light Rum - 1 oz. Triple Sec. - 1/2 oz. Lemon Juice Combine all that in a shaker, with ice, shake it up. *like Taylor Swift* Pour into a coup glass and garnish with a lemon twist. Quote du Jour: Kevin - "OK, so your only real regret is that you never got to see the end of the play, where this dude killed ya?" Abraham Lincoln - "It was the theatrical event of the season! I waited months for those tickets. And I would have seen the end too, if it wasn't for that MUTHA-FUCKING JOHN WILKS BOOTH!!! Kevin and Sue - "Wooooahh!?" Kevin, Sue, and Abraham Lincoln - Deadbeat Charity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads talk about Scary Stuff this Halloween! We hope you enjoy on this sugar rush of fun and share your scary stuff with us! Leave comments and calls as you can!!! Happy Halloween yall! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Lemon-Aid - 1 Big Ass Grapefruit - 1 Comically Large Cucumber - 1 Lemon - 1 Bottle of TV Static Tasting Sparkling Mineral Water Juice the grapefruit, cucumber, and lemon and pour into a jug over ice. Top with the sparkling mineral water. Sip and battle that hangover. Quote du Jour: Derek - "Say hello to my little friend! YAH YAH YAH YAH!" *Clapping* with *Laughter* Randy - "That's Scarface!" Brennan and Dale - "Ha ha ha ha ha" Randy - "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Derek, Randy, Brennan and Dale - Step Brothers Charity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - https://www.ehlers-danlos.com/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads talk about semester 16 wrap up and share your comments, calls, and zombie game responses! Listen to see if you made the cut and enjoy your episode! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Champagne Quote du Jour: Gary - "Is there like a little espresso thing or a pod-ule or anything like that..." Dan - "Jesus Fucking Christ! All right, watch me R-tismo! You take the little pod. Put the little pod in the fucking hole, close the fucking lid, hit the fucking button and wait for 2 fucking seconds. Oh it's so easy!" Gary - "Too quick, I didn't see it." Gary and Dan - VEEP Charity: LOUISIANA SPCA - www.la-spca.org/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads talk about "Incorrect Common Knowledge" that they believed, heard or shared... And we hope you can share some incorrect common knowledge you have heard or shared... ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Black Thorn - 2 oz Irish Whiskey - 1 oz Dry Vermouth - 3 dashes of Orange Bitters - 3 dashes of Absinthe Combine all ingredients in a mixing glass with ice. Stir 25 to 35 times. Strain into a coupe glass and garnish with a orange wedge. Quote du Jour: Billy Butcher - "You see, When their apart they are absolute fucking rubbish. But you put them together, their the god damn fucking Spice Girls!" Mother's Milk - "How do you know so much about the Spice Girls?" Billy Butcher and Mother's Milk - The Boys Charity: LOUISIANA SPCA - www.la-spca.org/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads talk about whats new to them and you... We want to share with you what's new to us and we want to know what's new in you life. Call it in and leave comments! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Royal Bermuda Yacht Club Quote du Jour: Jay - You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once." Jay - Clerks 2 Charity: LOUISIANA SPCA - www.la-spca.org/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads talk about new Music... Retaliative to now... What could they be listening too? Listen and find out! Is it new or have you heard it before, share what you are listening too in the comments... ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Rattle Snake - 1 + 3/4 oz Rye Whiskey - 3 dashes of Absinthe - 3/4 oz Fresh Lemon Juice - 3/4 oz Simple Syrup - 1 egg white Separate the egg white (Bane of Dan's Existence)and place in shaker. Combine with all ingredients in the opposite tin. Combine tins with out ice then pour everything together. Shake hard!! (15 sec.)Then strain into a coup glass... Allow ma-rang to rise and garnish with a lemon twist. Quote du Jour: Josh - "So what's the haps? Where you guys is?!" Clive - "Where you think we are fuck-tard?! Tossing gobble gobbles at the lanes, ok?? STRIKE CITY!" Josh and Clive - Bad, Bad Men Charity: LOUISIANA SPCA - www.la-spca.org/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads talk about time travel mulligans... Listen in and see what the lads would change in there lives... Also share with us what you would change! Don't be a Kitchen sponge duct taped to a moose's antler! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Vieux Carre - 1 oz Cognac - 1 oz Rye Whiskey - 1 oz Sweet Vermouth - a dash of Angosturas bitters - a dash of Peychauds bitters Combine all ingredients in the mixing glass, with ice, then stir around 25 times. (like a skip-it... hahahaa)Strain into a double rocks glass, with ice, and garnish with a lemon twist. Quote du Jour: Mark Hanna - We don't start dialing at 9:30! Because our clients are already answering the phone! 3.. 2.. 1.. Let's FUCK!! Mark Hanna - Wolf of Wall Street Charity: LOUISIANA SPCA - www.la-spca.org/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads start prepping for the new Zombie Game... Get Ready... Get prepared... Get out ALIVE!!! They are super excited to hear how you will survive!!! Make sure to call in your Zombie Game entry now! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: BBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!! Family Business Brewing Company - https://familybusinessbeerco.com/ Quote du Jour: Ash - "How many times have you heard me say this, huh? Why me?! Who am I?! Nobody... NOBODY! Guy from Elk Grove, Michigan. Where the FUCK is that?!? In the middle of jack Shit no where, that's where! You know what, I've got news for you! I didn't ask for this! You think I want this horse shit! Being covered in blood 24/7. WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT THAT!?!?!" *swigs beer and then belches* Ash - Ash VS Evil Dead Charity: LOUISIANA SPCA - www.la-spca.org/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow Spotify – open.spotify.com/show/2iNNJcAaQxtcInX8eHqVjl iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads discuss "Working 4 a Living" and the topic is Beginner Jobs... Listen in and see what these dorks use to for their first occupations! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Metropole - 2 oz Cognac - 1 oz Sweet Vermouth - 2 dashes Orange Bitters - 2 dashes Angostura Aromatic Bitters Combine all ingredients in a mixing glass and add ice. Stir 25 - 35 times. Strain into a double rocks glass and add ice if desired. Garnish with a lemon twist if desired. Quote du Jour: Stans - Hey you know what FUCK this!! THIS IS BULLSHIT MAN! I want a gun. Come on man you got two mutha-fucking guns, man. Somebody give me a gun! Stans - Predators Charity: LOUISIANA SPCA - www.la-spca.org/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads discuss Strangely Satisfying Things... Oh what can be so satisfying you wonder? Well listen and find out! Of course you should make a stop at Larry's for a cocktail and hop in to the Arcade! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Whiskey Sour - 2 oz Rye Whiskey - 3/4 oz Simple Syrup - 3/4 oz Lemon Juice - 1 Egg White Separate the Egg white then place into a shaker. Then add the remaining ingredients list above. **Combine without ice** Shake well for 15 to 20 seconds and then add ice. Shake even harder this time. Strain into a coup glass (duh!) Quote du Jour: Eric - Do you guys want chairs? Joel - We just want to know what is going on. Eric - Right... Well, she is dead and also undead. Joel - WHAT THE FUCK!?! Joel and Eric - Santa Clarita Diet Charity: LOUISIANA SPCA - www.la-spca.org/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads discuss Childhood memories that are questionable... Like "Why the fuck do I remember this shit??".... Ridiculous stuff you just cant forget for some reason. Listen in and see what they have to offer! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Pegu Club - 2 oz Dry Gin - 3/4 oz Dry Curacao - 2 dashes Angostura Bitters - 2 dashes Orange Bitters - 1/2 oz fresh lime juice Combine all ingredients into a shaker with ice, shake it HARD!! Fine strain into a COUP GLASS!! Garnish with a orange twist. Quote du Jour: Simon - I got a little dick! It's pathetic. *Urinates himself* Auhhhuuhhh.. oooh GOD ooooh! Would a spy pee himself huh? HUH? Please, I'm not worth a bullet. Have mercy sir? Harry - Get the fuck out of here, yeah. Simon and Harry - True Lies Charity: LOUISIANA SPCA - www.la-spca.org/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads discuss Guilty Pleasures again but this time is music! Ever wonder these weirdos listen to that they feel guilty about? Well now you can listen in and find out! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Gargle Blaster - 3 1/2 oz Celeriac - 3 1/2 oz Jerusalem Artichokes - 3 1/2 oz Celery - small bunch of mint ice cubes Peel the Celeriac, chop it into sticks; scrub the artichokes. Juice the vegetables and the ming, being sure to alternate the mint leaves with the other ingredients to prevent the juicer getting clogged up. Process the juice in a blender of food processor with a couple of ice cubes and serve. Quote du Jour: Captain Reginald Thistleton - You Scoundrel, Is that brandy? Woodhouse - Ah no sir, just water. Captain Reginald Thistleton - Water? No, never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it. Woodhouse and Captain Reginald Thistleton - Archer Charity: LOUISIANA SPCA - https://www.la-spca.org/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads wrap up semester 15 with all your comments and Zombie Game entries! Big Thanks to our "WYMPS" for the comments/messages/gifts/Patrons for this semester! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Champagne Uncork and enjoy some of the bubbly! **WARNING: DO NOT CHUG CHAMPAGNE UNLESS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BECOME YOUR OWN FOAM CANNON!** Quote du Jour: Toxic Rick - YAH MOTHERFUCKER, YAH! GET IT, GET SOME! RIGHT OFF YOUR FUCKING BITCH ASS, YOU FUCK! Guess who just discovered a new element! Do you think you could do that Morty? Do you think anyone but me could do that, EVER, in a billion years? Do you think if god existed, he could do it? The answer is NO! If god exists, IT'S FUCKING ME! Toxic Rick - Rick and Morty Charity: The Gary Sinise Foundation - www.garysinisefoundation.org/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The Lads discuss expansion into a new time zone with the new studio and moving is the topic! Check it out and see what they have to say! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Siesta - 1 1/2 oz Tequila - 1/2 oz Bitter Liquor (Ex. Campari) - 1/2 oz fresh lime juice - 1/2 oz fresh grapefruit juice - 1/2 oz simple syrup Combine all ingredients into a shaker, with ice, then shake really fucking hard. Strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with a lime quarter. Quote du Jour: Wayne - Well there's nothin better then a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day. I don't give a shit about your kids... Wayne - Letterkenny Charity: The Gary Sinise Foundation - www.garysinisefoundation.org/ Links: Pateron - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The Lads discuss what grosses the shit out of them... Things that make you say buuuhhh... Listen in and share comments with them on what grosses you out! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Lynchburg Lemonade - 1 1/2 oz Jack Daniels - 1/2 oz Triple Sec - 1/2 oz Fresh Lemon Juice - Top of with Lemonade Fill Collins Glass three quarters Ice, add all ingredients and stir 25 times... Top off with Lemonade and enjoy! Quote du Jour: Al Swearengen - Silas, lift your lid. *Silas lifts his hat.* Al Swearengen - Yeah, get a fucking haircut, ya look like your mother fucked a monkey. Al Swearengen - Deadwood Charity: The Gary Sinise Foundation - www.garysinisefoundation.org/ Links: Pateron - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads are in the studio talking about some taters, the spuds, POE-TA-TOES... (boil-em, mash-em, stick-em in a stew...) whats types of spuds to you fucks-with? ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Between the sheets! - 1 oz Cognac - 1 oz Triple Sec - 1 oz Light Rum - 1/4 oz fresh lemon juice Add all that shit into a shaker, fill with ice, shake the fuck out it. Then strain into a chilled cocktail glass (COUP!!!!)Flame an orange peel over the glass and then discard before serving. Fucking Fancy! Quote du Jour: Deadpool - Say fuck for me. Just once. Come on, we'll do it together. It's no big deal. Here we go, 1-2-3. Fu... fu... Colossus - Fuck. Deadpool - Wow. Enjoy hell, swamp mouth. Ha Ha Deadpool and Colossus - Deadpool 2 Charity: The Gary Sinise Foundation - www.garysinisefoundation.org/ Links: Pateron - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads are in the studio again with E. M. G. with his latest comic, Leon! Listen in and check out what they have to say! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest - Eric Martin Gay: http://www.leoncomic.com Cocktail du Jour: The Hurricane - 1 oz Light Rum - 1 oz Dark Rum - 1 tbsp Passion Fruit Syrup - 2 tsp Lime Juice Put all the ingredients into a shaker with some ice, Shake the fucking shit out of it! Strain into a Hurricane Glass. Add pineapple juice to taste as needed. Quote du Jour: Happy - Nick, there comes a time where you just gotta face reality... Nick - Fuck you! Get the fucking fuck away from me! Happy - (Inhales with shock and disgust) Swear Jar, Swear Jar, when dirty words come out to far. That will be 25 cents please. (Gun Shot) Happy - AGGRHHHH! Happy and Nick - Happy! Charity: The Gary Sinise Foundation - www.garysinisefoundation.org/ Links: Pateron - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads are closing out the first half of the semester with you guested it! ZOMBIE GAME!!! How will you survive!!! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Hotel Nacional - 2oz Bacardi Gold Rum - 1 tbls Apricot Liqueur - 1 oz fresh pineapple juice - 1/2 oz fresh lime juice Combine all ingredients into the shaker and shake the shit out of it on ice then strain into a coup glass and enjoy! If you want to garnish use a pine apple wedge. Quote du Jour: Hector - "Godbrand, you've never met anything you didn't immediately kill, fuck, or make a boat out of." Isaac - "I don't understand why our lord doesn't tie you up outside with the rest of the animals." [Hector and Isaac exit] Godbrand - "Bigot! I like boats! I'm a fucking Viking! We're supposed to make boats out of things!" Hector, Isaac, and Godbrand - Castlevania Charity: The Gary Sinise Foundation - www.garysinisefoundation.org/ Links: Pateron - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The Lads have a special guest who a honor roll member, Chad G. and he is here to tell us about the Fat City Drum Core! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest: Chad G. Cocktail du Jour: Sloe Gin Fizz - 1 oz Sloe Gin - 1 oz Gin - 3/4 oz Simple Syrup - 3/4 oz Lemon Juice - 1 Egg White - Add Soda Separate the egg white from an egg, add to shaker, and add all ingredients except soda. Shake the shit out or scramble the mix. Then add ice and shake again. Fine strain into a Collins glass and allow the Meringue to rise to the top. Then top with soda and enjoy! Quote du Jour: Augie - "When the elders speak of this day, they will speak of the courage of Kiss-My-Anthia. Of the Spaceman. The Demon. The Star-child. And me, the Cat! So let us raise our swords in victory, crank this shit up to 11, and let's rip this realm a new asshole!" Kiss-My-Anthia - "YEAH!" Wheeler - Yeah! What the fuck are we talking about? Kiss-My-Anthia - Role Models Charity: The Gary Sinise Foundation - www.garysinisefoundation.org/ Links: Pateron - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads discuss some of their best clap backs

Summary: The lads have a guest in the studio to discuss Myths and Misconceptions in life. Listen in to find out more! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Guest - Rachel Fry Cocktail du Jour: Gypsy Queen -2 oz Vodka -1 oz Bénédictine DOM -2 dashes Angostura bitters Add all the ingredients to a mixing glass and fill with cracked ice. Stir, and strain into a chilled coup glass. Twist a swatch of thin-cut lemon peel to garnish. Quote du Jour: Jane - "Maybe you, rather have some water... I'll go get some from the creek. But if you don't stop apologizing, I'm not gonna give you a god damn drop. Alright mister, I'm coming back with some water." Andy - "I apologize..." Jane - "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Calamity Jane and Andy Cramed - Deadwood Charity: The Gary Sinise Foundation - www.garysinisefoundation.org/ Links: Pateron - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads are back in the studio for start of semester 15, choosing a new charity, and talking about the Holidays! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Tiger's Milk 45ml = 1 shot in oz. - 45ml Barcadi - 45ml Cognac - 1/2 Cup of Cream - 1/2 Cup of Milk Mix ingredients in a shaker with ice then pour into a glass and sprinkle some nutmeg on top. Enjoy of your Turkey Day! Quote du Jour: Raoul Duke - Look. Dr. Gonzo - What? Raoul Duke - There's two women fucking a polar bear! Dr. Gonzo - Don't tell me those things. Raoul Duke and Dr. Gonzo - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Charity: The Gary Sinise Foundation - https://www.garysinisefoundation.org/ Links: Pateron - https://www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads wrap up semester 14 with all your comments and Zombie Game entries! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Champagne Pop the top and suck back the bubbly! Quote du Jour: Doug - Hi, I'm Doug Glatt John - *whispers* Don't. Marco - Two rules, man: Stay away from my fuckin' percocets and do you have any fucking percocets, man? Doug - All right. Marco - Ok. Doug, John, and Marco - Goon Charity: Hearing Health Foundation - hearinghealthfoundation.org/ Links: Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads discuss regrets... we may have a few. Listen up to see what these jackasses could regret... ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Sea Breeze - 2 oz Vodka - 3 3/4 oz Grapefruit Juice - Top with Cranberry Juice Add the Vodka and Grapefruit juice to a shaker with some ice. Shake the shit out of it like a British Nanny. Strain into a High Ball Glass with Ice and then top with Cranberry Juice. Quote du Jour: Cartman - "Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butt-hole, Barbra Streisand!" Cartman - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Charity: Hearing Health Foundation - hearinghealthfoundation.org/ Links: Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads discuss more Guilty Pleasures... It's TV time! Listen in see what the boys are watching! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Ward 8 - 2 oz. Rye Whiskey (or whatever whisk(e)y you want, we won't tell.....Shhhhhh....) - 0.75 oz. Orange Juice - 0.25 oz. Grenadine Combine all ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake, shake, shake. Strain into a, guess what, a coupe glass. Quote du Jour: Guard Rick - Fuck me, Pal... Rick - Fuck you! No no no, Fuck me! Guard Rick and Rick - Rick and Morty Charity: Hearing Health Foundation - hearinghealthfoundation.org/ Links: Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads discuss the season of Fall... Love, Like or fucking hate it. What is your take? Share with us you opinion on fall if you will at the number below. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Hot Toddy - Whiskey of Choice. - Hot Tea of choice. - Lemon/lemon juice - Sugar or maple syrup or honey - Fresh Ginger Root (slivers) Heat up a hot cup of Tea, pour in your whiskey, squeeze in your lemon, drop in your sweetener with your fresh ginger root. Stir and sip until gone and repeat. Quote du Jour: Perry - "Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?" Harry - "A picture of me?" Perry - "No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!" Perry and Harry - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Charity: Hearing Health Foundation - hearinghealthfoundation.org/ Links: Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads are back from break and pay homage to some of the artists they miss. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: 20th Century - 1.5 oz. Gin - 0.5 oz. Lillet Blanc - 0.5 oz. White Creme de Cacao - 0.75 oz. Lemon Juice Add all ingredients to a shaker with ice. Shake the shit out of it. Strain that shit into a chilled coupe glass. Add a lemon twist for garnishment, if you're into that shit. Then drink that shit. Quote du Jour: Lt. Commander Block: Every aerial photo and recon report indicate a defensive arsenal in the D, and perhaps negative C, categories. There's also a nest of anti-aircraft and Nakajima squadrons. They can send up an ack-ack umbrella high enough to make any attack ineffective. Admiral Benson: I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about, Phil. Not a fucking clue. Lt. Commander Block and Admiral Benson - HOT SHOTS Charity: Hearing Health Foundation - hearinghealthfoundation.org/ Links: Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: It's time for Midterms! Which means the mother fuckin' Watch Your Mouth ZOMBIE GAME is back! How will you survive the oncoming horde? Points for ridiculous creativity. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Beer Crack open a cold one. Then another. And then maybe another. Then perhaps a few more. Then decide it's a good idea to shop on Amazon all blurry visioned and buy swords because this will be the only time you will be able to talk yourself into doing that. Quote du Jour: The Collector - HUMANS... You're not worth the flesh you're printed on... [taking off his outfit] The Collector - Fuck this cowboy shit! You fucking ho-dunk, po-dunk, well then there motherfuckers! The Collector - Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight Charity: Hearing Health Foundation - hearinghealthfoundation.org/ Links: Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads share the Best Thing they have ever eaten... What will they share with you? Please share your comments below on this topic! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Old Pal 1 oz Rye Whiskey 1 oz dry vermouth 1 oz Campari / Bitter Liqueur 1 Orange twist for garnish (Critter recommends you give the twist a squeeze to release the citrus oils to relieve some of the bitterness in this drink.) Add ingredients to a mixing glass with ice (not the orange twist yet though)and stir until cold. (25 times...)Pour into a chilled cocktail glass. Add the orange twist for garnish. Quote du Jour: Darius Kincaid – “Get out of the fuckin’ car!” Michael Bryce – “There is like a three day adjustment period, need to figure this out… with the clutch an uh…” Darius Kincaid – “Motherfucker, I will bust a cap in your ass, if you don’t give up that wheel.” Michael Bryce – “Have you ever said please or thank you…” Darius Kincaid – “Please, motherfucker!!” Michael Bryce – “Why are we always yelling!?” Darius Kincaid – “GET OUT THE FUCKING CAR!” Michael Bryce – “FINE!” Darius Kincaid and Michael Bryce - The Hitman's Bodyguard Charity: Hearing Health Foundation - hearinghealthfoundation.org/ Links: Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads share their favorite ear splitting Metal Riffs in Gum tracks! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Archangel Quote du Jour: Guy - "What'd you go pimpin' last night, playboy?" Nuts - "I too had a wild night. I made sweet, hot love to an orangutan." Guy - "Really? Bachelor Party? Nuts - Oh yeah! Guy - What'd that smell like?" Nuts - "Bananas mostly." Guy - Really?... [pauses] Nuts - "Guy, I'm pulling your leg, I did not fuck an orangutan last night." Guy and Nuts - Slammin' Salmon Charity: Hearing Health Foundation - hearinghealthfoundation.org/ Links: Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads get all intellectual and talk about books. Like a bunch of fucking dorks. But really it's pretty sweet. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Bee's Knees - 2 oz. Gin - 3/4 oz. Lemon Juice - 3/4 oz. honey (simple syrup honey 1:1) So you can use straight honey, but it just sinks to the bottom and doesn't infuse or dissolve well. Best bet is to make it into a simple syrup. Add ingredients to shaker with ice and wreck that shit with shaking it. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass and garnish with a lemon twist. Yell "23 SKADOO!" and down that shit before you hit up the local speakeasy. Quote du Jour: Lord's of Hell Member - "Don't Fuck with the Lords of Hell!" Babysitter - "Don't Fuck with the Babysitter!" Lord's of Hell Member and Babysitter - Adventures in Babysitting Charity: Hearing Health Foundation - hearinghealthfoundation.org/ Links: Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC