Podcasts about smolders

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Best podcasts about smolders

Latest podcast episodes about smolders

Computer Club
#356 - Spionage-as-a-service en UniGPT

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2025 28:05


Zeg, wat zien we hier op je telefoon? Spiekbriefjes voor het examen van morgen? Zo niet hé makker. En doe maar niet alsof die er toevallig op zijn beland, want we hoorden je erover opscheppen tegen je studiegenoten. Zo ga je nooit slagen voor je examens. Daarnaast weet iedereen toch dat je je examens tegenwoordig poedelnaakt in een zwembad mondeling moet afleggen, dus met een spiekbriefje ben je helemaal niets. Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#355 - pAInt en r/manipulate

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2025 26:09


Op een ezel kan je schilderen, maar je moet wel je best doen om hem stil te laten staan. Ja, deze mop is zodanig slecht dat wij hem zelf bedacht hebben, en het geen verzinsel door AI is. Nee, onze vriend Chatgé is tegenwoordig namelijk te druk bezig met andere dingen. Hij is... je moeder aan het gaslighten. Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#354 - Uniety en 4bij

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2025 28:44


Eigenlijk zou het Franse motto een update kunnen gebruiken. Liberté, egalité, unité klinkt toch een pak beter? Dan kan de fraternité sneuvelen en is de feminist in ons ook blij. Jarenlang hebben we die moeten verstoppen, maar nu onze incelgenoten ook konden ontsnappen, kunnen we eindelijk onszelf zijn. Let's go girls! Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Carrefour de la création
invité : Jos Smolders

Carrefour de la création

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2025 60:04


durée : 01:00:04 - invité : Jos Smolders - par : François Bonnet - Jos Smolders, artiste sonore autodidacte né en 1960, explore les frontières entre abstraction et narration. Membre fondateur de THU20, il compose, écrit, produit, restaure des bandes anciennes et masterise des œuvres depuis 2012. Son travail mêle expérimentation et poésie concrète. - réalisé par : Alexandre Bazin

Computer Club
#353 - C-commerce en Google-Meta-morfose

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2025 35:51


Het zat eraan te komen, maar bij deze is het ook officieel: Computer Club heeft een Chinese namaakvariant. Smollie en Freddy heten er Su Mo Li en Fle Di, en iedere aflevering begint met een Ode aan de Volksrepubliek. Vreemd. Het is meteen ook de enige techpodcast in heel China, maar daar ligt niemand wakker van. Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#352 - Chatbox: streaming, met Ruth van VRT

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2025 43:56


Ruth Degraeve kent als kapitein van VRT MAX als geen ander het reilen en zeilen op de Media Zee. Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#351 - Chatbox: Eurotech 2.0, met Pieter van Politico

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2025 19:38


Pieter Haeck uit aflevering #224 komt nog eens op bezoek, om nog eens over de Europese technologie te praten. Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#350 - Cloud.eu en diversificatieraketten

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 31:09


Wie naar de wolken staart, zal binnen enkele ogenblikken figuren in de vormen zien opduiken. Jezus aan het kruis, bijvoorbeeld, of Homer Simpson die een donut eet. Laatst zagen wij zelfs een Nvidia RTX 3080 in de wolken! Die werd helaas al snel aan flarden geschoten doordat ons buurjongetje satellieten wilde afvuren. Wat een fantast, die zit echt met zijn hoofd ik de wolken... Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#349 - Supplementschandaal en strategiekwaal

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 29:01


Lang zal hij leven, lang zal hij leven, lang zal hij leven tot in het oneindige! Stel je voor, tot aan het einde der tijden moeten meemaken hoe ongemakkelijk het is wanneer een hele groep mensen een verjaardagslied zingt terwijl jij er voor choco bijstaat. Wanneer je het eeuwig leven hebt, is er wel éindelijk tijd om die ene film te bekijken of dat veelbelovende spel te spelen. Morgen. Of overmorgen. Misschien. Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#348 - Smerig en snel

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 29:54


Waarom heeft Gent de Veldstraat in Monopoly zitten, en niet het Glazen Straatje? Iedere keer er een speler op zou passeren, is-ie een pak geld kwijt. Het zou het spel uitdagender maken - al is Monopoly een stuk saaier geworden nu je niet langer met briefjes maar met bankkaarten moet betalen. Je kan gewoon niet meer valsspelen door geld van de bank te stelen! Enkele jaren geleden werden zelfs de pionnen vervangen, waardoor de legendarische vingerhoed ingeruild werd voor een fucking badeend. De auto blijft gelukkig bestaan - en vooralsnog is dat geen elektrisch model. Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#347 - Crypto President en Hydra Spy

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2025 31:11


Wie Superman wil verslaan, hoeft niet sterk te zijn. Het enige wat nodig is, is een stuk kryptoniet. Wie de Amerikaanse begroting wil vernietigen, kan dan weer op crypto rekenen. Of niet? Door zijn onvoorspelbaarheid laat de Amerikaanse koning zich niet zo makkelijk schaakmat zetten, maar daar is met de nodige AI ongetwijfeld een strategie voor te bedenken! Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#346 - Ynde en Just Niet

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2025 24:55


Heel lang geleden konden je ouders niet bellen wanneer je aan het internetten was, maar daarna kwam een tijd waarin je die twee gewoon kon combineren. Waanzin! Zo kon de gewone telefoon weer gebruikt worden voor wat-ie oorspronkelijk bedoeld was: pizza bestellen bij de lokale Italiaan. Wat zeg je? Kan ook dàt tegenwoordig online? Mijn hemel. Gelukkig kunnen we de telefoon voor een andere belangrijke toepassing blijven gebruiken: de sprekende klok bellen om te weten hoe laat het is. Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#345 - In de grond en indertijd

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 29:16


Diep in de zee zijn al die sardientjes ook mijn vriendjes, maar diep in de grond zit nog iets veel interessanters. De foto van die ene kwal, bijvoorbeeld, of die van de garnaal van je ex. We steken ze ver weg, zodat we er nooit meer mee geconfronteerd moeten worden. Toch is er vroeg of laat een lolligaard die ze boven zal halen, om ons te wijzen op onze fouten uit het verleden. In dat geval willen we maar één ding: de stem van die sjarel inruilen zodat we een extra paar benen krijgen om heel ver weg te lopen. Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#344 - Metadroid en Schwarzwaldtechnik

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2025 29:14


Wanneer het van Kraftwerk afhangt, zijn we al robots. Wanneer het van Zuckerwerk afhangt, zijn we dat binnenkort. Wij kijken reikhalzend uit naar de Shrimp Jesus Robot, die eenmalig over water kan lopen om daarna volledig verroest te zijn. Ben je natuurlijk helemaal niets mee als je je robotvriend meeneemt op uitstap naar het regenachtige Zwarte Woud! Nog voor je de Autobahn afrijdt, is het ding stuk. Dat Kraftwerk daar maar eens een nummer over maakt! Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#342 - Eurocorns en Yacool

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2025 26:43


Waarom vragen ze in de crèmerie altijd hoeveel bollen je wil, maar nooit hoeveel hoorntjes? Misschien wil ik wel één bol op twee hoorns. Of nog zotter: geen hoorn. Gewoon een schatkistje, zoals vroeger, met 2 milliliter ijs in en een plaktattoo verstopt onder de bodem. Dat was vroeger namelijk hip - net zoals paarse ketchup, paarse haarbanden en paarse websites.Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Nieuwe truien: https://computerclub.online/shop/p/ascii-sweaters Nieuwe t-shirts: https://computerclub.online/shop/p/classic-tshirts Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#341 - Spraakgebrak en cryptoroulette

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2025 28:37


Af en toe lichten wij het doek van onze podcast op, om te tonen hoe het er achter de schermen aan toegaat. Deze week verklappen we dat ons West-Vlaams vakkundig wordt weggewerkt met AI. Bij Smollie kiezen we voor een neutrale filter, bij Freddy staat de Gentse schuif momenteel op 7. Ooit stond het op 10, een seconde later op 1, daarna op 8 en vervolgens weer op 3. Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Nieuwe truien: https://computerclub.online/shop/p/ascii-sweaters Nieuwe t-shirts: https://computerclub.online/shop/p/classic-tshirts Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#340 - EuroStack en LoveChat

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2025 29:42


Tegenwoordig kost een ritje met de bus 1,7 euro voor wie een tienrittenkaart koopt, maar twaalf jaar geleden was dat wel anders? Toen kon het Stressmannetje voor “nen euro” de file vermijden. NEN EURO! Wat koop je daar nu nog mee? Een zendmast? Vijf meter fiberkabel? De ware liefde alleszins niet, want daar betaal je 200 euro per maand voor. En dan is de kans groot dat je lief de dag nadien alles vergeten is, en je weer opnieuw begint. Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Nieuwe truien: https://computerclub.online/shop/p/ascii-sweaters Nieuwe t-shirts: https://computerclub.online/shop/p/classic-tshirts Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#339 - Marky MAGA en The League of Super Evil

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 30:43


Liefhebbers van de Pokémon-franchise weten dat de sterkste zakmonsters twee keer evolueren. Dat merk je ook aan Mark Zuckerberg. In de eerste fase was hij een schriel, bleek wezentje. Daarna ontpopte hij zich tot een vlotte boy, die zowaar met mensen kan praten. Nu, in zijn finale vorm, is hij een duistere kracht die alle vrouwelijke tegenstanders K.O. wil slaan. Een skill die sowieso van pas kan komen in de Evil Pokémon League! Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Nieuwe truien: https://computerclub.online/shop/p/ascii-sweaters Nieuwe t-shirts: https://computerclub.online/shop/p/classic-tshirts Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#338 - Special: Smollie in Las Vegas

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2025 19:25


In Amerika woont tante Erika, maar haar zijn we deze week voorlopig niet tegengekomen op CES. De kans is dan ook klein dat zoiets toevallig gebeurt, want hier lopen 150.000 mensen rond. Een van hen is Smollie, die zijn microfoon voorbij de douane smokkelde om deze special op te nemen. Een blik op de toekomst, waarin AI zelfs in onze kattenbak te vinden is. Schijttechnologie! Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#337 - Googladamus en floppeologie

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2025 28:53


Zal de zoekmachine van Google aan het einde van 2025 nog relevant zijn, of zitten we tegen dan echt allemaal aan de ChatGee? Joost mag het weten. En als Joost bij Google werkt, is de kans best groot dàt hij het weet. Bij Google weten ze namelijk alles, ook dat zelfs een blinde sommige flops van mijlenver aan had zien komen. ChatGee in een doosje steken en er veel geld voor vragen, bijvoorbeeld, is een businessmodel dat niet kan werken. Maar wat zou er gebeuren als men Google in een doosje had gestopt? Joost mag het weten! Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#336 - WorldApp en PrediMarket

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2024 27:57


Berichtje an oal de podcasters van hjel België: goe ge probééért! Als wij willen weten hoe laat het is, sturen we gewoon een appje naar onze vriend, de sprekende klok. Wanneer onze vrienden in Zuid-Amerika dat willen doen, appen ze o relógio falante. En als ze het gesprek leuk vinden, kopen ze hem gewoon. De kans dat kopen via WhatsApp ooit een ding wordt in Europa, is 60 procent. Wedden? Als je wil, mag je mijn voorspelling zelfs kopen. In cash, bijvoorbeeld, of via WhatsApp. Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#335 - Brein.exe en FaceOS

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2024 29:10


Bliep. Bloep. OK, de chip in ons hoofd is gekalibreerd, hoe kunnen we u helpen? Wacht, kunt u even voor ons komen staan? Dan ziet onze bril met wie we te maken hebben. Oh juist, jij bent het. Hoe gaat het nog? We wa-kut, een update. Sorry, we moeten even in shutdown modus, spreek je binnen een uurtje! Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#334 - Murica en América

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2024 32:01


Opgepast: indringer. ALARMFASE ROOD. De verdachte draagt een hoodie, een rugzak en een belachelijk mooie glimlach. Pfiew, gelukkig, hij is hier voor de buurman, die ook miljardair is! Goed dat we daar binnenkort dus vanaf zijn, want ik was die Latijns-Amerikaanse muziek die hij continu afspeelt kotsbeu. Af en toe een streepje Ricky Martin: tot daar. Maar Shakira om middernacht? DANZA KUDURO TEN DRIEËN? Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#333 - Viben en vetmesten

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2024 27:38


Haal de onesie uit de kast, steek een kaarsje en een wierookstok aan, want wij gaan beginnen! We hebben namelijk een slachtoffer gevonden dat we vanavond, terwijl Lana Del Rey op de achtergrond weerklinkt, geleidelijk aan vet zullen mesten. Beetje bij beetje zullen we hem verleiden, tot hij vanzelf ons knisperend haardvuur in rolt. Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#332 - Chatbox: digitale mythologie, met Karen van Mediawijs

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 40:13


Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#331 - 20 halve levens en veel protestfoto's

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2024 31:42


Goed begonnen is half gewonnen, en dat geldt ook zo in het leven. Maar wat als je halverwege het leven besluit dat het vervolg niet per se hoeft? Als je gewoon voor eeuwig in die midlifecrisis wil blijven hangen? Je zou een rode sportwagen kunnen kopen waar je nooit mee zal rijden, bijvoorbeeld, of een yacht waar je zelden mee gaat varen. Je hebt het namelijk te druk met je buitenechtelijke relatie. Een gouden tip die we eens hoorden in een gesprek op café: wanneer je met die scharrel op stap bent, draag je best je bivakmuts. Je weet maar nooit wie er meekijkt… Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Computer Club
#330 - Sp33lg03d en ch3@ts

Computer Club

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2024 28:29


We spelen een spel vanavond! 't Is te zeggen, als de wifi niet uitvalt, want anders kunnen we niet verder. In dat geval moeten we zelf raden wat onze kameraad getekend heeft - en zien we eruit als de holbewoners van Lascaux? Moet in die tijd ook best pittig geweest zijn om door zo'n grot te navigeren. Die n00bs konden niet eens door muren kijken… Welkom in Computer Club, een podcast door Frederik 'Freddy' De Bosschere & Thomas 'Smollie' Smolders. Met dank aan Sebastiaan Van den Branden & Toon De Pauw voor de technische hulp. Wekelijks bespreken we de actualiteit op vlak van technologie en gaan we op zoek naar interessante feiten en innovaties. Af en toe nodigen we zelfs een gast uit. Er zijn ook jingles. Forum: https://computerclub.forum Word Vriend van de Show: https://vrienden.computerclub.online Nieuwsbrief: https://nieuwsbrief.computerclub.online Merchandise: https://computerclub.shop

Two Minutes with Todd Jones
11.4.24 - Office Real Estate Continues to Smolder

Two Minutes with Todd Jones

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2024 3:08


In this week's episode, Todd provides an update on the market, discusses banks leading the market higher, and analyzes the current state of office real estate. Click here to view supporting charts referenced in today's episode.

Steamy Stories Podcast
Perry, The Galactic Penis: Part 3

Steamy Stories Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2024


A paranormal investigation begins..by Krosis. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.Ed finally gets Charisma alone. "Doctor Lintrell?"The brown-haired woman looked up from her desk and lowered her cats-eye glasses. "Yes? Do we have an appointment?"The short woman and tall man, both dressed in dark suits and also brown-haired, stepped into the office. The woman pulled out her identification. "You called us, Doctor. Agents Kelly and Smolder, Homeland Security.""Oh, yes, please close the door and have a seat. I wouldn't have called, but since the incident, I've been having nightmares -- flashbacks?"The agents sat. The man, Smolder, leaned forward, looking skeptical. "About a large blue penis?"The doctor flushed. "I thought it was nothing, but a week ago I missed my period, and I haven't had sex with anyone...well, anyone I remember, anyway. I tested myself and...I'm pregnant. The blue penis keeps popping up in my dreams, so I think someone hypnotized me, not that I used to believe in hypnosis, but..." She reached into her desk. "...then I found this." She held out a piece of paper.Kelly read it and then handed the paper to her partner. On it was the date from three weeks previous, some scribblings about a "John Smith", an unspecified problem with his penis, and the last thing written was, "Blue!""I don't remember writing that, agents, but it's definitely my handwriting."Smolder took a picture of the note with his phone and handed it back to the doctor. "John Smith, huh?"She looked nettled. "Obviously a fake name...I expect that he was embarrassed about his penis."Kelly nodded. "And you can't remember anything about this man, other than that?"Doctor Lintrell shook her head. "I'm sorry...my staff didn't even remember him. One thought that he might have had brown hair?"Smolder stood up. "Brown hair? We'll have this solved by lunch! Thanks, Doctor Lintrell." Then he turned on his heel and stomped out of the room."I'm sorry for my partner," Kelly said. "He's a bit of a skeptic."The doctor nodded. "You said you were Homeland Security? I called the local police."Kelly got to her feet. "We believe that this could be far bigger than a local issue." She drew closer and whispered, "Aliens."The doctor looked at her blankly. "You think 'John Smith' is Mexican?"Kelly frowned and sighed. "Something like that. We'll be in touch, Doctor."---Spring Break was over, and Ed was back in school. He was definitely not going to miss his chance at getting Charisma alone this time! When she asked the teacher if she could go to the washroom, Ed did the same a few minutes later.He caught the gorgeous blonde just as she was heading back to class. "Hey, Charisma! Can I talk to you?""You are talking to me," she replied dismissively, not stopping."I mean alone!"She paused and turned to him. "What for?""I...I have to show you something...you'll really love it!""I've heard That before..." Then she looked thoughtful, "though they were right. Okay, come on." She pulled Ed back into the women's washroom. "Well?""Just a sec," Ed said. He turned his back to her and let Perry out through his zipper before whirling back around. "Ta da!" he cried with a flourish."Oh," Charisma responded as she beheld his large blue alien penis.Ed paused. "Oh?"Charisma pulled her skirt up, surprising him. "Yeah, I already got one of those. Blue dick buddies!" She held out her fist.Ed was unable to tear his eyes away from the 4" blue penis hanging between her legs."Oh, c'mon! Don't leave me hangin'!"Ed slowly raised his arm and gave her the saddest fist bump ever."Okay, see ya!" Then she was gone, leaving Ed standing alone in the girls' washroom.*So...I guess we have something to discuss, Ed.* Perry said in his mind. *Sorry, buddy, one of my drones got into her over the holiday.*"Drones?"*Yeah...well, all that sex we've been having? It's been allowing me to 'spread my seed', so to speak. You know how you have one blue ball and one regular one? The blue one's mine, and it's been making drones; copies of me.*Ed's mind was overloading. Everyone he had sex with? "Muh...my Mom too?"*Oh, she's been great, just going to town on the locals, and then with her own sister...so hot!*"Aunt Erin?!"Just then the door opened and a pretty redheaded senior walked in. "Hey! What are you doing inn...here..." Her mind shut down as she saw Perry dancing in front of her, and she pulled her shirt off, revealing nice palm-sized breasts covered by a pink bra.*Time to have some fun, Ed!*"But...no..." Ed felt his body flush with desire for this young woman, Perry leading the way as he advanced on her.She pulled her skirt and pink panties down and then bent over the sink counter, presenting her puffy, rapidly moistening pussy to him."Perry...I don't wanna..." But Ed took a hold of the teenaged beauty's rounded hips and felt Perry slither inside her sultry vagina. "...oh..no..."*Hey, Ed, this one's fertile,* Perry advised him, noticing the telltale mucus as he slipped deeper inside. *You want me to let Pinky get all up in her?*Ed started to thrust. It was feeling really good. His mind seemed to be floating, strangely unconcerned about what was happening. "Pinky?"*That's what I named your remaining testicle. I can make my stuff shoot into her, or yours. Lemme know which when we get closer, huh?*"I...umm..." Ed unfastened the girl's bra, and her B-cups swung forward. His hands engulfed them, squeezing gently and making the mesmerized beauty gasp as he thrust into her."Uh-huhh..." she moaned as Ed started to tweak her wide nipples.He felt her pussy gripping him tightly. It was feeling really good now...*Time to choose, Ed! Pinky or Perry?*Ed continued to thrust. Why couldn't he think straight? he wondered.*Looks like I gave you a little too much happy juice, buddy. How about we give her both, and may the best man win?*"Uh! Ernh!" Ed was slamming into the girl now, and she was crying out with each hard thrust. He felt his load mustering in his loins, and then the pleasure rushed up his long shaft. He thrust hard and fast into the redhead until... "Ugh!" Ecstasy burst from the tip of his cock as he painted her unprotected pussy with a huge load of cum. "Ur!""Uck-ah!" she cried out as her own orgasm exploded from deep inside her pussy, where the combined load of Perry's blue and Ed's white sperm deluged her fertile depths. Perry pressed the tip of his head against her spasming cervix, and several spurts of their combined seed slipped straight through, invading her undiscovered country."Huh...huh..." Ed leaned down upon the girl, all of his energy gone."Umm...can'd breedh..." the girl groaned from under him.He pulled back, Perry slipping out from inside her and making them both gasp. "Oh, sorry," he offered.She looked down at all the sperm oozing out of her gaping pussy. "Oh shit, now I really really have to pee..." She ran into a stall and moaned as she let loose.Ed grabbed her clothes and handed them to her under the stall door."Thanks!""You're...welcome..." Ed shook his head, zipped up, and went back to class. Kelly and Smolder meet Ed.Ed was having trouble getting his head around it all. His new 10" blue penis, which was actually an alien parasite named Perry, was making copies of itself every time Ed had sex with someone! And then those copies had sex with others and made more copies! But whenever Ed tried to talk to Perry about it, he got distracted. He felt like Perry might be manipulating him, but then he got really tired and had to go take a nap.Homeland Security agents Kelly and Smolder were stumped trying to find the man with the blue penis that had allegedly hypnotized and impregnated a local doctor. "John Smith" was an obvious pseudonym, and the possibly brown-haired rapist had been so nondescript that it was futile to just canvass the area. The town wasn't large, but there were still several thousand residents, and there was also no guarantee that the mystery man hadn't visited the clinic from one of the neighboring suburbs."Hmm..." Kelly hummed as she consulted her phone."I know that 'hmm'," Smolder responded jokingly, "you found something.""A meteorite fell to Earth a few miles from here the night before 'John Smith' went to Doctor Lintrell's clinic," she revealed, holding her phone screen toward him.He didn't even look. "Oh God, aliens again? I keep telling you, there's no such thing, Kelly!""So you keep saying," she replied, "but do we have anything better to go on?"Ding dong!Ed woke up from his nap. "Mom?" he called out.Ding dong!Since his mother didn't seem to be home, Ed headed down and opened the front door, revealing a tall man and a short woman, dressed in dark suits."JOHN SMITH!" the man pointed a finger accusingly at Ed.Ed staggered back. That was the fake name that he had given at the clinic! How the hell had they found him?"Oh, enough, Smolder," the woman chastised him. "Are you going to yell that at every brown-haired male we come across?"The man smiled, chagrined. "You never know, right?"Ed tried to control his breathing. "Um...um...who are you? What do you want?"The woman showed him her ID. "Homeland Security agents Kelly and Smolder. May we come in?" Since Ed had already stepped back in shock, they stepped into the entryway without waiting for permission."Um, sure," Ed acquiesced as they closed the door behind them."Who are you, if not John Smith?" the man -- Smolder -- asked him, notebook in hand."Ed Doughtry, sir.""'Sir'...someone raised you right, Ed. Are your parents here?""Dad's delivering around town all day." Ed looked around. "I thought Mom was here, but she must have gone out." That was happening more and more often while his Dad was absent. He tried not to think of his mother fucking women all around town with her new blue penis, infecting them with more blue penises like Perry."We'd like to ask you about the meteorite that landed in your back forty, Mr. Doughtry," Agent Kelly asked."Meteorite? Sorry, I wasn't aware," Ed lied."It came down late at night a few weeks ago. You were probably asleep," she informed him. He nodded. "Can I have a look at the crash site?""Um, sure..."He watched the short woman head out the back door, leaving him alone with the imposingly tall Agent Smolder. Ed wished that she had stayed instead.Smolder gave him a disarming smile. "So, Ed...what's there to do for fun around here?"In the back of the town's only adult store, a fit dirty blonde sat in the blowjob booth as her latest customer blew his load down her throat. Lacey, 23 years old, hadn't been very effective at most of the jobs she'd had since barely graduating high school, but she was a born cocksucker. The man's average-sized cock retreated through the glory hole and she heard a muffled, "Thanks!" She put the two $20 bills that had preceded his cock into her purse.A minute or so later, another couple Jacksons were pushed through the hole, followed by a hard penis, and she paused to examine the schlong. The inside of the booth was dim so that the clientele couldn't identify her if they looked through the hole, but the 8" hard cock seemed...off, somehow. Still, it was a nice-sized member, so she took it into her mouth. A moan, of a higher pitch than expected, sounded from the other side of the wall. She continued to suck, and felt some precum slip into her mouth. She gulped it down.Lacey suddenly felt very hot. She had to get her clothes off and cool down! She quickly pulled off her tight jeans, and then let go of the cock to remove her t-shirt. Finally, shrugging, she doffed her panties and bra, freeing her B-cup breasts. That felt better, and the naked woman took the cock back in hand.Then she realized that her pussy was very wet. She didn't normally do this, but she felt hornier than she remembered being for a very long time. "Ooh, you're in for a treat, mister," she called out to her paramour as she turned, bent over, and backed herself onto that hard prong. The penis seemed to practically slither into her wanton depths, and she gasped in pleasure. She wondered if she had forgotten something important, but couldn't figure out what it was as it sat, unused, in its foil packet in her purse.She moaned as she pushed back, and that sizable member bottomed out inside her tight little body. Then she leaned forward as her lover pulled back, and they smashed their private parts back together on the downswing. That wonderful cock seemed to slide along her g-spot nicely as it went, and she was amazed at how well her lover was pleasuring her, as if that person somehow had intimate knowledge of a woman's inner workings. She was already close to orgasming.Then when they were fully joined again, the head of that wonderful cock rapping insistently at her cervix, she came. "Fuuuckk..." she moaned, shaking, her nipples incredibly hard.Her lover started to thrust faster and harder inside her, extending her orgasm. Her mind was trying to tell her that something important was about to happen. Well, of course it was, she told herself; the orgasm's the best part!"Ungh!"Lacey heard the high-pitched voice on the other side of the wall grunt, and felt that stupendous cock throb deep inside her. Then she felt a hot warmth suddenly permeate her core and came again, hard. "Huhh! Ohh wooow..." She pushed back onto the spurting cock, her co-opted instincts telling her to make sure that precious seed went as deep inside her as it could, and it did. A gush of blue-tinged semen splashed through her spasming cervix, where it began its journey of transformation deep inside the young woman.Eve Doughtry tucked her softening member back under her skirt and left through the glory hole room's door, surprising the shop owner as she went. She gave him a wink and headed home.Agent Kelly returned. "Unfortunately, there wasn't much left of the meteorite.""So, no aliens?" Smolder asked with a sardonic grin.Ed choked. "Uhh...aliens? Are you kidding?"*You rang?* Perry sounded in his head."Where the hell have you been?" Ed subvocalized."What was that?" Smolder asked."Just...wondering when my Mom's going to be home. She's been gone for a while."Kelly stepped forward and handed him a business card. "Please have her call me if she or your father were awake when the meteorite came down, or if they've seen anything...strange...okay, Mr. Doughtry?"*Oh, she's cute, Ed...kind of a hot nerd, don'tcha think?* Perry asked.Ed smiled at her and nodded, "Yep.""All right, we'll show ourselves out. Have a good day." Then they were gone."Perry, that was way too close!" Ed exclaimed.*Relax, Ed...if we can't beat 'em, she'll join us, and it looks like she's the smart one in that partnership. Problem solved.*Ed wondered. The teary ending.Agents Kelly and Smolder split up to interview the neighbors, with short, curvy Kelly trudging up the gravel path of a nearby farmhouse to knock on the front door.An attractive, shorter brunette woman opened it and gave the agent an assessing gaze. "Yes?"Kelly held up her ID. "Homeland Security, Agent Kelly, ma'am. I was wondering if you saw or heard the meteorite that came down a few weeks ago, or have you seen anything strange since?"The woman stood back and opened the door wide. "The meteorite? Why don't you come in and we can discuss it. I'm Darla, by the way.""Thank you." Kelly entered the house. "Oh, what a lovely home you have, Darl--"As the agent passed her, the housewife pushed her forward hard, causing Kelly to sprawl across the arm of the cushy couch with her butt in the air."--ahh!"In a flash, Darla was upon her, pushing up the agent's coat and pulling down her trousers. Darla's now 7" blue erection was ready.*Ha! Got her!* Perry announced in Ed's head."Got who?"*Agent Kelly! She went next door to Darla's, and...*"Aunt Darla too? Oh, Perry!"*Shit! What just happened?*"What?"*I lost contact with Darla...there's just nothing!*Ed had never heard Perry sound worried before. "Um..."*I'm calling in reinforcements.*"Coraaa...whyyy...?" Cora's mother moaned as her daughter ravaged her with her new 6" blue penis. The small retro grunge senior student had found her mother in bed, nursing a migraine, and insisted that she give her a massage to help. Once the older woman was relaxed, though, Cora had pounced. Once Perry's drone cock was inside her mother's pussy, there was no stopping her."I just gotta..." Cora responded, "...gotta...unhh..." She moved faster, slamming that blue cock harder into her Mom. "Gottaa...aaahhh!" she cried out as blue sperm blasted from the head of her cock, filling her mother's unprotected depths."Aahhh! Corrraaaa!!" her mother screamed as her own orgasm exploded from the hot, wet pressure filling her.Cora froze for a moment, pulled out quickly, and raced from the room, not even pausing to pull her baggy jeans back on.Around town, an assortment of women likewise stopped what they were doing and rushed to their vehicles, some carpooling with others, like Cora, who didn't drive. As one, they raced toward the Doughtry farm.A few minutes later, there was a banging on the front door.*Don't answer it, Ed!* Perry yelled in his head."That's not your reinforcements? What do I do?"*Out the back!*Ed rushed for the back door, but Agent Smolder kicked that in, gun drawn and pointed right at him."Ack!" Ed screeched, and automatically put his hands up."Open the front door, Ed," Smolder directed him, his pistol unwavering.He did, and Kelly walked in, holding a silver briefcase. She took Ed's arm. "Ed, I'm going to need you to take me to your bedroom.""Err, what's goin' on, Kelly?" Smolder asked as he put away his gun. "Is Ed here our guy?""That's what I'm going to find out. C'mon..." and she pulled Ed up the stairs to his room, Smolder following. She turned back to her partner. "Smolder, I'm going to need you to barricade the doors and windows. We might have unfriendly visitors soon. And don't shoot anyone!" Then she pulled Ed into his room and closed the door."Okay, I'll just be out here trying to unkick the back door, I guess?" Smolder called up cheekily.She dropped the silver briefcase onto his bed. "Pants off, Ed."*Stupid woman!* Perry exulted, *Now she's ours! Let's show her what we're made of, Ed.*Ed unzipped and Perry sprang out, dancing hypnotically before the short, sexy agent."There you are," Kelly said, her eyes turning entirely coal black.*No! What are they doing here?! Shit! Run, Ed!*Suddenly full of adrenaline, Ed dashed for the door, but Kelly was a step ahead of him, tripping him up and climbing astride him. She held his arms down as Perry battered at her trousers, trying to insert himself inside her.Her eyes were as black as pitch as she stared into his. "Ed, I need you to listen to me. I think you know, deep down, that this thing has been controlling you, but it won't let you realize it. I'm going to help with that, and you need to help me."There was the scrabbling sound of car tires on the driveway outside. "Uh, Kelly? I think we have company!" Smolder called out from downstairs."We don't have much time, Ed," Kelly advised him. "I need you to think about what was most important to you before this thing came into your life. Ack!" Perry had poked her right in her pussy through her trousers, so she grabbed the alien phallus with one hand while shifting a knee to keep Ed's arms immobile.Ed's mind felt odd, like he was waking up from a dream. Most important? Graduating school, meeting a woman, having sex with that woman, lots of sex...his cock throbbed in the agent's firm hand."Concentrate, Ed! Don't let it mess with your head. Think about your family," she urged him.Ed considered his Dad, the man that, despite how much he worked, had always made sure that he had time to talk to his son about whatever concerns the younger man had. His Mom had always been supportive as well, perhaps more indulgent than other mothers, but that was because she loved him. His mind flashed back to that morning weeks ago, when she had climbed into his lap and fucked his new alien cock, and felt ashamed."Ed! That wasn't you...it was the alien! He made you do that!" Kelly advised him.Ed despaired. He had had sex with so many women in the past few weeks, and before Perry, he had been a virgin! The alien had helped him, hadn't he? But he should never have had incestuous relations with his Mom, or his cousin Julie!There was a crash downstairs. They heard swearing, and then the thumping of Smolder's feet up the stairs. "Whatever you're going to do, Kelly, do it now! It's like Night of the Living Dead out here!"Kelly struggled to hold Perry still. "It has to go, Ed! There's too much at stake! You have to reject it. Think of something -- anything -- that you hate about all this!" She furrowed her brow in concentration.Ed's mind was whirling, and then he remembered Charisma, his dream woman. The one thing he had wanted, and he hadn't been able to fuck her because one of Perry's "drones" had gotten to her first. He...was angry...he was...Furious. He gritted his teeth. "Get...off...""Not until you agree...""Perry! Get off of me! Get off of my body, you fucker!"Kelly jumped to her feet. Ed grabbed the alien cock in both hands.*No, Ed! We can do amazing things together! Just let me be your penis!* Perry pleaded.Ed pulled and screamed. Perry shrieked in his head as the alien parasite slowly peeled away from between the young man's legs. The screaming continued as Ed's blood splashed to the floor between his legs, and then he finally ripped Perry free. He tottered for a moment, and then swooned and collapsed.Kelly grabbed Perry before he could slither away. "Gotcha!""Kelly! I'm gonna get killed by blue dickgirls!" Smolder yelled from the other side of the door. From the thumps, it sounded like he was being battered against it.She flipped open the silver briefcase, shoved Perry inside, and quickly closed the lid. There was a "shush" sound as the case sealed.There was immediate silence from the other side of the door. "Smolder?" Kelly called out.The door opened and her partner staggered in, beaten and bruised. "What the fuck just happened? They all collapsed." Then he took in the bloody mess on the floor. "Oh, shit...I'll call an ambulance." He pulled out his phone.---"Ed?""Five more minutes, Mom.""Ed Doughtry."Ed opened his eyes. Agent Kelly was there, pressing a towel to his crotch. "Oww FUCK!" he yelled in agony as he came back to reality."Sorry, Ed," she offered, her eyes still black. "I'm holding back the pain as best I can. I was really impressed with what you did with...Perry.""What...are you?""Think of me as an intergalactic policewoman, keeping the Earth safe from things like that parasite. Normally I'd have to take your memory of this event away, but I really need you to keep an eye out around here, in case we missed anything. Can you keep a secret, Ed?"Gritting his teeth, he nodded.She gave him a smile. "Good man. Perry's victims all passed out when I threw him into my shielded case, and the copies he made have disintegrated, too, without their master's direction. Their ex-hosts won't remember anything that happened after being infected, and I suspect Perry messed their memories of those encounters up enough so they won't recall what he made you do to them. Now I just have to adjust Smolder's memory so that he goes back to not believing in aliens, and..." She looked around. "Where is Smolder...?"Then she gasped. "...and the briefcase?"---"Ten inches! Woo!" Agent Smolder drove hard and fast away from town, his new penis settling in nicely between his legs.*I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship, Smolder,* Perry said. *Hey, do you smoke?*Epilogue:Over the next few weeks, several dozen women were surprised to miss their next period, with no recollection of how that really happened. Almost eight months later, a glut of births occurred in Ed's sleepy town. Of the ones that Ed and his mother personally had a hand in:Doctor Lintrell had a normal baby boy, though she never found out who "John Smith" was.Darla and her husband, the Doughtrys' next door neighbors, were very happy to finally be blessed with a little girl.Ed's Aunt Erin likewise birthed a little girl. Because Eve's alien testicle had been made from her own ovary, her sperm could only supply X chromosomes, not Y, so she only made girls.Cora, the retro grunge student, had a boy, and the unnamed redhead from the school's ladies' washroom had a girl.All of the babies except Doctor Lintrell's had a strange condition that caused their skin to have a slight blue tinge. Only time would tell what else would be different.The end? By Krosis for Literotica 

The Armor Men's Health Hour
EP 660: Don't Let Upper Arm Pain Burn and Smolder! Dr. Robin Is Here To Fix the Amazing Shoulder!

The Armor Men's Health Hour

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2024 21:30


In this episode of The Armor Men's Health Show, Dr. Mistry and Donna Lee chat with Dr. Brett Robin with Austin Orthopedic Institute.  Dr. Robin will share the latest and greatest in orthopedic medicine and surgery and he'll also explain why he thinks cross-training is the best option for most people who want to get and stay fit!  Extreme repetition isn't necessarily a good thing so mix it up!  Give your body a chance to recover from the previous activity and also give your body a chance to enjoy the new activity!  Dr. Robin will also discuss why the shoulder is the "Lamborgini part of the body."  Interesting!  And what's even MORE interesting is that Dr. Robin can do state-of-the-art surgery with augmented reality or a HOLOGRAM!  This type of surgery not only allows for more precision but it helps with better and more consistent patient outcomes.  Tune in and learn a bunch from Dr. Robin!!!  You can visit his website at https://austinoi.com/providers/brett-robin-md/ or call him at 512.856.1000.  Voted top Men's Health Podcast, Sex Therapy Podcast, and Prostate Cancer Podcast by FeedSpotDr. Mistry is a board-certified urologist and has been treating patients in the Austin and Greater Williamson County area since he started his private practice in 2007.We enjoy hearing from you! Email us at armormenshealth@gmail.com and we'll answer your question in an upcoming episode.Phone: (512) 238-0762Email: armormenshealth@gmail.comWebsite: armormenshealth.comOur Locations:Round Rock Office970 Hester's Crossing RoadSuite 101Round Rock, TX 78681Lakeline Office12505 Hymeadow DriveSuite 2CAustin, TX 78750South Austin Office6501 South CongressSuite 1-103Austin, TX 78745Dripping Springs Office170 Benney LaneSuite 202Dripping Springs, TX 78620

The Little Fatty Cast
Smolder Fat People

The Little Fatty Cast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2024 30:58


The fat ones catch you up on their weeks and Vader apologizes to Daddy Ron.

Poisoned Pen Podcast
Brett Battles discusses Stuart Woods Smolder

Poisoned Pen Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2024 55:40


Barbara Peters in conversation with Brett Battles

battles smolders stuart woods barbara peters
ESPORTMANIACOS
T1 SIGUE sufriendo DDOS, ZWYROO CRITICA las SCRIMS de LEC, ¿SMOLDER MUERTO? - Esportmaníacos 1972

ESPORTMANIACOS

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2024 119:51


APÓYANOS AQUÍ https://www.patreon.com/Esportmaniacos https://www.twitch.tv/esportmaniacos 🔁Nuestras redes🔁 https://twitter.com/Esportmaniacos https://www.tiktok.com/@esportmaniacos 💙Referido de AMAZON: https://amzn.to/36cVx3g 💙 Di adiós a las gafas en CLÍNICA BAVIERA (precio especial para vosotros): https://www.clinicabaviera.com/landings/274/?origen=Esportmaniacos

ESPORTMANIACOS
¡VIENE LOZARK de GIANTX!, REPASO de LEC, PREPARCHE Y SMOLDER RIP - Esportmaníacos 1967

ESPORTMANIACOS

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2024 115:07


APÓYANOS AQUÍ https://www.patreon.com/Esportmaniacos https://www.twitch.tv/esportmaniacos 🔁Nuestras redes🔁 https://twitter.com/Esportmaniacos https://www.tiktok.com/@esportmaniacos 💙Referido de AMAZON: https://amzn.to/36cVx3g

The Dive - A League of Legends Esports Podcast
LCS All Pro & Playoffs | The Dive

The Dive - A League of Legends Esports Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2024 93:34


Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Dive! Azael, Kobe, and Meteos discuss Smolder being a Pentakill machine, who is All Pro and who isn't, and their playoff predictions. Also, Kobe got stood up this weekend by Meteos - he failed to meet them at the theaters to watch Dune 2. Grab some tequila, because this episode starts off salty. Playoffs start THIS WEEK - make sure to catch 100 Thieves duke it out with Cloud9 to kick things off on Thursday, March 14th at 1PM PST. Thanks for watching and tune in for next week's episode! Timestamps: 00:00 - Intro, time change, Super Week, and Dune 2 review 05:26 - Smolder - Pentakill machine? 17:45 - All pro voting 32:14 - All pro Top Lane 35:16 - All pro Jungle 40:32 - All pro Mid Lane 48:35 - All Pro Bottom Lane & MVP 54:40 - Playoffs lookahead 59:23 - 100 vs C9 1:15:25 - FLY vs TL 1:23:12 - NRG 1:29:02 - DIG 1:32:39 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-dive-esports-podcast/message

Power Spike
Smolder is RUINING Pro Play / Our SPICY LCS All-Pro Rosters

Power Spike

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2024 110:52


IWDominate, Monte, and dGon discuss the first week of LEC, Smolder in pro play, Riot Games and their handling of champion design and balance, offline drafting in pro play, KDF and NiP on fraud alert, LCS Playoff and awards predictions, Doublelift drama, and more.

The Jungle
Two Things RUINING League of Legends! Why EU FAILS Internationally! Broxah PUNCHED Rekkles?!

The Jungle

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2024 86:31


Smolder and pre-recorded drafts in the LEC and LCS are the hottest topics in League of Legends esports right now, so we had to give our own expert opinions! Medic, Broxah, Cubby, and Giniro are back on The Jungle to discuss everything LoL esports, from Perkz being benched from Team Heretics, to Karmine Corp's glow up, to the upcoming playoffs showdown between 100 Thieves and Cloud9! Chapters: 0:00 LEC is TEDIOUS 14:01 Why players aren't EXCITING anymore 23:27 Most broken champ EVER? (Recorded pre-nerf announcement) 32:00 Heretics better WITHOUT Perkz? 37:44 Perkz benching CLARIFICATION 42:39 Broxah PUNCHED Rekkles on Fnatic?! 45:52 LEC junglers are OBSESSED with this… 54:02 Karmine Corp's GLOW UP 57:58 MATCH OF THE WEEK - 100T v C9 1:14:40 COMMUNITY QUESTIONS

Summoning Insight
Doublelift DRAMA / G2 are a Top 8 Team / MSI 2025 in Saudi Arabia?!?

Summoning Insight

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2024 204:46


MonteCristo and Thorin discuss the latest drama featuring Doublelift and Dodo, milkyway's continued masterful performance in the LPL, the T1 vs Gen.G match, global power rankings, the start of the LEC split, Smolder in pro play, the latest from the Saudi Esports World Cup, a story about Kameto and KC, and more!

League of Loreheads

Although Riot promised there would be other forms of lore for new champions, we haven't seen much evidence of that yet. We still wanted to read about Smolder and see what the heck is going on with dragons. Unfortunately, we still don't know. But we are  holding out hope that the MMO is in the works, and Riot will deliver on some other lore methods in the future. ----------- WE HAVE MERCH!bit.ly/loreheadmerch Twitter! twitter.com/loreheads Discord! https://t.co/o21E0W4C8z?amp=1 Twitch! twitch.tv/loreheads Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/leagueofloreheads Song Title | Dragon Trainer TristanaArtist | League of LegendsCourtesy of Riot Games https://na.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/news/community/riot-music-creator-safe-guidelines/Image by Yuri_B from Pixabay - book with sparkles

Lore Of Legends
- "Smolder turns up the heat!"

Lore Of Legends

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2024 58:22


This week we cover the lore, voice lines and skin for Smolder!

Leaguecast: a League of Legends Podcast

Nick and Aidan discuss Support strength, Aurelion Sol, FF Culture, Smolder champion rundown, Year in LoL reviews,, and more all on episode 627 of Leaguecast! Email us - mail@leaguecastpodcast.com   Support us - https://www.patreon.com/leaguecast  Tweet us - https://twitter.com/leaguecast   Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Leaguecast/   Join Our Discord - https://discord.gg/leaguecast  Visit our Website - https://leaguecastpodcast.com/

The Dive - A League of Legends Esports Podcast
Meteos C9 Copium & Will Smolder Dominate Pro Play? | The Dive

The Dive - A League of Legends Esports Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2024 91:18


Hello & Welcome back to another episode of The Dive with Azael, Kobe and Meteos.  First up, we'll break down patch 14.3 and the arrival of Smolder!!  Next, we'll look at the LCS team's standings as we pass the halfway point of the regular season! Then, Meteos admits his C9 copium is at an all time high.  All that and more on this week's episode of The Dive. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-dive-esports-podcast/message

Four Wards - Moving Forward in League of Legends
The Four Wards Podcast - Episode 419: Item Recommendations are Smoldering

Four Wards - Moving Forward in League of Legends

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2024 66:57


This week, Jax, CrushU, Slushyotter, and Freeeshooter talk about items and Smolder! Then they answer some listener questions! Keep those questions coming to fourwards@trinityforcepodcast.com so we can answer them on the show! We NEED more questions! WE'RE LOW!!!     Sponsors: We don't have any right now! If you represent a brand and want to sponsor the podcast, send us an email, we'll get you talking to the right people.   ---- Please continue to support the network by reviewing us on iTunes and donating to the Trinity Force Network at http://patreon.com/tforcenetwork  Links Referenced Old Episodes: https://www.trinityforcenetwork.com/show?id=41 TForce Discord: discord.trinityforcenetwork.com Hope you love the episode and please, subscribe on iTunes, leave us reviews, email us, Tweet at us and help us to move this show fourward! Contact information: Email: fourwards@trinityforcepodcast.com Twitch: twitch.tv/jaxomen, twitch.tv/crushu, twitch.tv/1_witch_1, twitch.tv/freeeshooter, twitch.tv/arkryu, https://www.twitch.tv/slushyotter Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@slushyotter/ Twitters: @4WardsPodcast @jaxomen @slushyotter  

Leaguecast: a League of Legends Podcast

The boys discuss Patch 14.3, the state of ADCs, Overreactions of Smolder, and more all on episode 626 of Leaguecast! Email us - mail@leaguecastpodcast.com   Support us - https://www.patreon.com/leaguecast  Tweet us - https://twitter.com/leaguecast   Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Leaguecast/   Join Our Discord - https://discord.gg/leaguecast  Visit our Website - https://leaguecastpodcast.com/

Trinity Force Podcast - A League of Legends Podcast
Trinity Force Podcast - Episode 837: Smolder

Trinity Force Podcast - A League of Legends Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2024 71:41


Smolder has just been released and this episode will give you a full dive into everything Smolder-centric including lore, gameplay, builds, power levels, matchups, etc. Got any questions for the crew? Go ahead and email us at questions@trinityforcepodcast.com Also, join our discord and find other league of legends or gaming related content on our website (below). Discord: http://discord.trinityforcenetwork.com/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/tforcepodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TForceNetwork Website: https://www.trinityforcenetwork.com/

The Dive - A League of Legends Esports Podcast
LCS Jungler Tier Lists! Most OP role in NA? | The Dive

The Dive - A League of Legends Esports Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2024 52:44


The Dive is back with everything you need to know heading into LCS Super Week! First up, Kobe, Azael and Meteos give us their Honors (Palafox stayed cool!) and Reports (all of C9?) from LCS Week 2. Next, Meteos learns Smolder and Kobe learns Yone jungle. Then, it's time for The Dive's very official LCS Jungler Tier List Lightning Round, and a lookahead to LCS Super Week. All that and more on this week's episode of The Dive! 0:00 - Intro, Reports & Honors. Report all of C9! Honor Insanity for staying cool! 10:08 - Smolder release! He's looking for the mom! 16:11 - Thoughts on LCS's 14.2 live patch debut. Where's Karma mid? 22:07 - LCS jungler tier list lightning round! Worst podcast idea ever? 28:13 - C9 vs FlyQuest showdown coming up in superweek. 32:15 - Team Liquid says every team is beatable. Do early season standings matter? 38:19 - NRG talk the talk and walk the walk. Palafox on MVP watch? 43:06 - FlyQuest also tied for first. Is Massu living up to the hype? 47:40 - Shopify Rebellion beat C9! Wildturtle and Bvoy swap in the bot lane. 49:43 - 100 Thieves' young roster has a ton of upside. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-dive-esports-podcast/message

Rebel News +
EZRA LEVANT | The dumpster fire of 'transanity' smolders into the new year!

Rebel News +

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2024 52:55


The Rebel News podcasts features free audio-only versions of select RebelNews+ content and other Rebel News long-form videos, livestreams, and interviews. Monday to Friday enjoy the audio version of Ezra Levant's daily TV-style show, The Ezra Levant Show, where Ezra gives you his contrarian and conservative take on free speech, politics, and foreign policy through in-depth commentary and interviews. Wednesday evenings you can listen to the audio version of The Gunn Show with Sheila Gunn Reid the Chief Reporter of Rebel News. Sheila brings a western sensibility to Canadian news. With one foot in the oil patch and one foot in agriculture, Sheila challenges mainstream media narratives and stands up for Albertans. If you want to watch the video versions of these podcasts, make sure to begin your free RebelNewsPlus trial by subscribing at http://www.RebelNewsPlus.com

KPL Podcast
KPL Podcast October 2023 Week 1 KPL 200th Episode with Special Guest Ryan Drinkard

KPL Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2023 29:35


It is hard to believe but we have 200 episodes of the KPL Podcast.  This week Ryan and Jigisha talk about a few of the memorable guests that we interviewed in the last few years. Links for the episodes are included.1. Erik Larson, Splendid and the Vile 2. Clint McElroy, Petals to the Metal3. Nalini Singh, Archangel's Light4. Elliot Kalan, Sharko and Hippo5. Richard Osman, The Bullet that Missed6. Amanda Tyler, Justice, Justice Thou Shalt Pursue: A Life's Work Fighting for a More Perfect Union.Honorable Mentions7. Becky Chambers, The Galaxy and the Ground Within8. Anna North, Outlawed9. John Allison, Giant Days10. Anthony Daniels, I am C3PO11 Jared Reinmuth and Ameziane, Big Black: Stand at Attica12.  Laurell K. Hamilton, Smolder

Special Conditions - A Pokémon TCG Podcast

Special Conditions Podcast  Recording Date - 9/1/2023 Publish Date - 9/5/2023   Will Obsidian Flames burn bright in the meta or will it smolder into ashes? We discuss some larger online tournament results. Zard was flying around but did it make an impact? Adam does the peel to reveal for an alternate art Blastoise and Piplup tag team card with surprising results! We then dive into the full submission process for TGA and how to protect your cards in shipping.  Everyone likes collection boxes right?? There's several new ones on the horizon including Roaring Moon and Iron Valiant ex boxes. There were also more cards revealed for the Mewtwo and Skelidirge ex decks as well as the Miraidon League Battle deck. We end the podcast with Miraidon Solo, the amusing musical.  https://bit.ly/SC152OnlineTourneyresults1  https://bit.ly/SC152OnlineTourneyresults2  https://bit.ly/SC152Mewtwoex  https://bit.ly/SC152RagingSurfCards  https://bit.ly/SC152RoaringValiantBoxes  Use code FULLHEAL at https://tgacards.com/ for 10% off your order! Support the show by shopping at TCGPlayer.com using this link - https://bit.ly/TCGPlayerAffiliate  SpecialConditions@PokemonProfessor.com  Voicemail, Text, and Picture Line - 732-835-8639 https://linktr.ee/PokemonProfessorNetwork  Music provided by GameChops and licensed through Creative Commons ▾ FOLLOW GAMECHOPS ▾ http://instagram.com/GameChops http://twitter.com/GameChops http://soundcloud.com/GameChops http://facebook.com/GameChops http://youtube.com/GameChops http://www.gamechops.com Intro Music Trapped In A Pokéball Dj CUTMAN and Belthesar GameChops - Ultraball http://gamechops.com/ultraball/  http://soundcloud.com/DjCUTMAN http://soundcloud.com/belthesar Break Music He Walk - Furret / Accumula Town Remix  Dj Cutman http://soundcloud.com/djcutman  http://twitter.com/videogamedj  http://youtube.com/djcutman Outro Music Kanto Trainer Battle Mykah GameChops - Ultraball http://gamechops.com/ultraball/  https://soundcloud.com/mykah Hosts Adam Tuttle Justin Keller Producer Ken Pescatore Executive Producer Trainer Mystic Pokémon And All Respective Names are Trademark and © of Nintendo 1996-2021 Pokémon Professor and Special Conditions are not affiliated with Niantic Inc., The Pokémon Company, Game Freak or Nintendo #pokemon #pokemontcg #podcast  

Cats Roundtable
Roma Daravi - Biden in Ukraine while Ohio smolders.

Cats Roundtable

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2023 3:23


Roma Daravi - Biden in Ukraine while Ohio smolders. by John Catsimatidis