None Dare Call It Ordinary!

This bonus episode concludes our series on the Bundy Family with Ammon and Ryan Bundy's takeover of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Harney County, Oregon. While they did not reach their goal of turning over control of federal land to the county or freeing the Hammonds from jail, they accomplished something much more impressive: eating a suspicious amount of Safeway groceries and shitting all over American Indian artifacts in the name of freedom and liberty.    

This bonus episode covers Cliven Bundy, the Nevada cattle rancher who for twenty years allowed his cattle to graze on federally administered grasslands without paying grazing fees. In other words, Cliven Bundy demanded welfare from the government and stole from taxpayers. He was so insistent on suckling from the government teat that he instigated an armed stand-off with the Bureau of Land Management, which led to . . . absolutely no consequences for Cliven. God bless America.

Brent finally tells us about his own experience with clown colleges, in particular the College of the Ozarks. While you'll discover the typical obsession with long hair and deans with PhDs from diploma mills, you'll also find a strict curfew rule which leads to students getting sexually assaulted and even the unsolved deaths of two students.

This bonus episode covers the YouTube comment gift that keeps on giving: OurLadyisGod.com. We learn that not only is sedevacantism true but that the Bible is an anti-Catholic heresy, Moses is a Jewish-Masonic-Luciferian, the Lord and the Jewish Jesus are satanic, and, most importantly, that the Virgin Mary herself is part of the Holy Trinity.

This episode delves into Peter Gwynne's Newsweek article "The Cooling World" from 1975. After showing that the purported "unanimous" consensus on global cooling was a myth, we explore how that myth has infected the Congressional Record through Senator Snowball aka Senator Jim Mountain Inhofe of Oklahoma.

On the A-side of our final episode on Tartaria, James W. Lee teaches us that the Earth is flat, star forts used magnetic water vibrations to produce happy oxygen, and all Berliners are happy because of bell magic. To listen to side-B, become a $5 a month patron over at patreon.com/nonedarecallitordinary For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com @NDCIO on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitch 1587 planisphere map by Urbano Monte The Monte map transposed onto Google Earth Sebastiaan van den Brink explains star forts starforts.com (NOT starfort.com) Good overview of cymatics energetic healing frequencies from the Senate Theater's pipe organ 12th century map including the Great Wall of China

In this bonus episode we learn that Antony Fomenko is probably not a very good historian, the Wizard of Oz was NWO propaganda against Tartaria, and that California used to be an island run by a queen who served as the inspiration for Wonder Woman. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com @NDCIO on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitch

In this second episode of our series on the lost kingdom of Tartaria, we learn that the indigenous population of North America are actually the descendants of Mongolian Tartaria, The United States is the real Far East, and that the transatlantic slave trade and Holocaust never occurred. Oh, and Tartarians were better dressers. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com @NDCIO on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitch

This bonus episode includes more information on the background of Tartaria Thought Leader James W. Lee, as well as the preface and memes from his book The One World Tartarians: The Greatest Civilization Ever To Be Erased From History. We also uncover his extreme antisemitism and the complete lists of whatifisms we mentioned in the main episode. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com @NDCIO on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitch

This week's secret files provide a more in-depth presentation of Dr. Richard Hodkinson's interview with the Daily Expose as well as the truly unhinged website UnveilingThem.com that links the pandemic to global iron poisoning. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com @NDCIO on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitch

In this new series we cover the lost kingdom of Great Tartaria, which was erased from the history books as recently as the 19th century. We dive into maps, encyclopedias, flag tables, and, most importantly, James W. Lee's book The One World Tartarians: The Greatest Civilization Ever To Be Erased From History For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com @NDCIO on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitch

In this concluding episode of our covid vaccine conspiracy series, we discuss two extreme medical theories: that the vaccine will make you infertile, magnetic, or both. We also cover Bill Gates/Microchip theories, whether it's a good idea to compare vaccine passports to the Holocaust, and finally what Eric Clapton and Van Morrison have to say about all this. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com @NDCIO on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitch

In this bonus episode we bring you the full conspiracy copypasta by the totally real Dr. Kitikonti, discuss just how many DNAs get altered or even wiped out, and learn about a 30k a year private school that won't let the vaccinated hug their students. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com @NDCIO on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitch

In our long-awaited return to the podcast stage, we begin our series on Covid vaccine conspiracies. Maybe you don't need the vaccine because you can just take Ivermectin or get the vaccine vicariously through the meat you eat. The vaccine might also not work or kill you. Worse, the vaccine will alter your DNA and pollute you with nanobots. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com @NDCIO on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitch

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This episode covers the cult behind the Trump-obsessed newspaper The Epoch Times, Falun Gong. Started in China in the 90's by Li Hongzhi, they have all sorts of good ideas on politics, morality, science, medicine, and the cosmos. Oh, an spiritual laxatives. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com @NDCIO on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook

This episode concludes our series on the science textbook Brent used in his 9th grade science class: Science of the Physical Creation in Christian Perspective by DeWitt Steele and Gregory Parker. We cover the totally legitimate distinction between species and kinds, how there totally aren't any transitional forms, and how human evolution is a mere belief.  For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com Now you can text us directly! Just text "NDCIO" to +1 (313) 880-3423 to receive text updates and text us all your questions and comments. Look forward to hearing from you!

This episode continues our series on the science textbook Brent used in his 9th grade science class: Science of the Physical Creation in Christian Perspective by DeWitt Steele and Gregory Parker. We cover Christian disagreements over Pangaea and plate tectonics, the real explanation for the fossil record, the elongated earth theory of mountains and oceans, and just how Noah managed to get so many animals on the ark. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com Now you can text us directly! Just text "NDCIO" to +1 (313) 880-3423 to receive text updates and text us all your questions and comments. Look forward to hearing from you!

This bonus episode covers the December 2020 news story about Dr. Chaim Eshed, the former head of Israel's space program, supposedly revealing to the world that humanity was working together with aliens who formed a "Galactic Federation" and hid an underground base on Mars. We reveal that the real story is the shoddy journalism and translation errors that led to UFO clickbait obscuring a book about this fascinating man's life. Also, you can now text us! Just send a message to (313) 880-3423 For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com.

This episode begins a series on the science textbook Brent used in his 9th grade science class: Science of the Physical Creation in Christian Perspective by DeWitt Steele and Gregory Parker. After discussing the publisher of the textbook, A Beka Books, we dive into the chapters most touched by this "Christian" perspective: Why the hole in the Ozone layer isn't a hole and is also good, why God won't let global warming destroy the planet, how the Bible anticipates the 1st and 2nd laws of thermodynamics, and how evolutionists think you can get new species after a series of leg-antennae level genetic mistakes. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com Now you can text us directly! Just text "NDCIO" to +1 (313) 880-3423 to receive text updates and text us all your questions and comments. Look forward to hearing from you!

In our yearly podcast address we take a walk down memory lane and discuss our favorite episodes of 2020. We also discuss the results from our first ever Patreon survey and let you know what we have planned for the (hopefully not hellacious) 2021. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This episode concludes our series on the election conspiracies gracing Trump's twitter feed. We cover charts, statistics, dead AND ghost voters, and not knowing what state a county is. We even meet the final boss of the 2020 election: Randy Quaid! For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This bonus episode covers the wide variety of election conspiracies surrounding Dominion Voting Systems. Thought Leaders Sean Hannity, Lou Dobbs, Gateway Pundit, Breitbart, and OANN all have their own take on why this nefarious company cost Donald Trump the election. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This series covers all the conspiracy theories promoted by soon-to-be ex-President Donald Trump concerning the 2020 election. This episode covers supposed conspiracies in five battleground states: Michigan, Pennsylvania, Georgia, Wisconsin, and Nevada. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

In this final episode on our series covering Frank Dux's autobiography, The Secret Man, we learn the truth about Delphi 9 and witness the action-packed final confrontation between Dux and the notorious Fish. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This episode covers all the issues surrounding the papacy and heresy, including the distinction between the sin of heresy and the crime of heresy, suspicion of heresy, lower-grade non-heresy sins, and how a Pope could actually be deposed for heresy. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This episode begins our series covering the book True or False Pope? Refuting Sedevacantism and Other Modern Errors by John Salza and Robert Siscoe. The authors argue that claiming the Holy See is vacant entails that there is no church with the attributes and marks of the true Church, which goes against Mt. 16:18, which states " And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. " For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This bonus episode covers three stories about the weird and wild world of measurement. The first is the battle between two foots: the U.S. Survey Foot and the International Foot. The second is America's ongoing "height modernization" which will shorten some of our favorite mountains and upset Colorado. Lastly, we cover the retirement of Le Grand K, a sad hunk of metal underneath Paris that used to be the standard kilogram. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This episode covers the degeneracy theory of acclaimed 18th century naturalist Comte de Buffon, who argued that the cold and wet American environment was not conducive to growing giant mammals. His greatest nemesis was none other than Thomas Jefferson, who would stop at nothing, including shipping a decaying moose across the Atlantic, to teach these French snobs that that Mammalian Americans (are) Great Already. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This episode covers the conspiracy theory that Paul McCartney of the Beatles died in 1966 and was replaced by William Campell aka Faul McFartney. Not wanting to cause a teenage riot but also wanting to inform their more mature fans, the remaining Beatles hid clues in their albums and on album artwork. Or maybe the Illuminati-run Tavistock Institute killed Paul because he was too groovy. Or maybe none of the Beatles are real!   Special thanks to Dylan's fiance Kelsey for writing this episode! For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com Mana Two Part 1 by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5712-mana-two-part-1 License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Volatile Reaction by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5014-volatile-reaction License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This bonus episode covers the antics of the Montana Freemen, who exported posse comitatus inspired check fraud and common law courts all across the country. They were even involved in the most 90's cliche: an 81-day stand off with the FBI and ATF. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

In this installment of our The Secret Man series, Dux teams up with the KGB to track down a mysterious bioweapon. His path takes him to Milan to eat penne arrabiata with a milk-drinking Serbian and then to Dusseldorf to get drunk and complain about train travel. Finally, Dux writes himself in Beirut so he can heroically sleep through the terrorist bombing of the American embassy. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This episode covers the religious beliefs of Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell, who became infamous after the bizarre tale of their missing children which turned into the horrific story of them murdering their children. We dive into the fringe prepper Mormon ecosystem these two lovebirds inhabited, including Preparing a People and AVOW. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com "Dark Sanctum (Boss Fight)", "The Great Forest", "Shrine", and "Battle" by Visager (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Visager) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This conclusion to our Posse Comitatus series ends where it all began: the arrest and death of William Potter Gale. Along the way, we cover the "Potato Shed Seven" and their attempt to trespass their way to rightfully reclaiming the "Hoskin's Estate" and the disturbing Posse/Christian Identity cult leader Mike Ryan and his disgusting activities in Rulo, NE. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This episode covers the mid-70's turning point for the Posse Comitatus, where they transitioned from Mike Beach's veneer of legitimacy back to the violent rhetoric of Bill Gale. We focus on two men crucial to this moment: Thomas Stockheimer, the man who assaulted IRS Agent Fred Chicken and went on to pepper spray several police officers, and Francis Earl Gillings, the unemployed gas station operator who fired the first shot in the Posse's war against the rule of law. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This bonus episode continues our series on the documentary Hells Bells: The Dangers of Rock and Roll, specifically Part 2: The Root of Rock. What's that root, you ask? Why SATANISM, of course! Host Eric Holmberg shows how lyrics from artists as diverse as Venom, the Eurythmics, Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel, XTC, George Harrison, Millions of Dead Christians, and Depeche Mode all cribbed from the same source: Anton LaVey's The Satanic Bible. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This bonus episode concludes our series on the Bundy Family with Ammon and Ryan Bundy's takeover of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Harney County, Oregon. While they did not reach their goal of turning over control of federal land to the county or freeing the Hammonds from jail, they accomplished something much more impressive: eating a suspicious amount of Safeway groceries and shitting all over American Indian artifacts in the name of freedom and liberty. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This bonus episode covers Frank Dux's locker room introduction to his shidoshi Tanaka, who trained Dux with a raw steak belt buckle and mind reading. Dux then dives into to his first missions under DCI Bill Casey, traveling to Port Newark and East St. Louis to investigate the Fish Murders with a stopover in Hollywood in between to deal with some KGB ruffians. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This bonus episode covers Cliven Bundy, the Nevada cattle rancher who for twenty years   allowed his cattle to graze on federally administered grasslands without paying grazing fees. In other words, Cliven Bundy demanded welfare from the government and stole from taxpayers. He was so insistent on suckling from the government teat that he instigated an armed stand-off with the Bureau of Land Management, which led to . . . absolutely no consequences for Cliven. God bless America. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This episode covers William Potter Gale's first formulation of the posse commitatus as well as the formation of The United States Christian Posse Association to try to make a LARP look legit. Henry Lamont "Mike" Beach, a former pro-Hitler Silver Shirt and dry cleaner, also enters the picture by plagiarizing Gale's writings and forming the Citizen's Law Enforcement and Research Committee (CLERC). Besides these thought leaders, we cover some action leaders who harassed an IRS agent named Fred Chicken and another who shot a deputy sheriff's ear off. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This bonus episode delves into micronations, those scrappy upstart countries not recognized by any government (besides themselves, of course). Discover the coup and counter-coup of Sealand, the Roger Ver backed Liberland, the ironically huge Westarctica, and the desert-Venusian-ocean micronation of Molossia. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This episode in our long awaited sovereign citizens series begins with William Potter Gale, the anti-Semitic and racist Christian Identity minister who would go on to found the Posse Comitatus, the direct ideological forebears of contemporary sovereign citizens. We cover his life from the immigration of his Jewish father to the United States to his yearly habit of lying about his military service and liver problems while in the army. We end on the first inklings of his posse comitatus legalistic mumbo jumbo inspired by the mere thought of black kids going to school. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This bonus episode covers Dr. Amanda Noelle, a YouTube Twin Flame guru and founder of Aphrodite University, where you can become a PhDiva and learn how to start a 6- or 7-figure bli$$ness by channeling the power of the Divine Feminine to become a high-healed priestess. Oh, and you'll also learn how to make your vagina not smell and about your pussy's holographic connection to the earth. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This episode covers the conspiracy theories surrounding 5G, which have reached new popularity due to the coronavirus outbreak. We dive into three groups protesting this EMF menace, including Families For Safe Technology, Citizens For 5G Awareness, and No 5G in Blue Mountains. We end with a breakdown of the anti-5G documentary 5G Apocalypse - The Extinction Event For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This bonus episode covers the Saturn Time Cube conspiracy theory developed by "truth seeker" Nick Hinton. This theory which has NOTHING to do with Gene Ray's Time Cube, claims that black cubes (or cube-adjacent objects) littered throughout culture, religion, and art symbolize the quantum-computer generated simulation we live in. Along the way Hinton connects this claim with Saturn's hexagonal storm, Atlantis, cryptocurrency, the mark of the beast, and the Mandela Effect.  Sources Hinton's reddit post on r/PastSaturnsRings  Nick Hinton interview on the Handome Hour podcast  The original Twitter thread on Saturn Time Cube  The Randonauts' Twitter profile  Randonautica, the Randonauts' game A Beginner's Guide to Randonauting  Want to listen to all our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Come chat with the hosts and other listeners on our Discord server at discord.nonedarecallitordinary.com You can now buy shirts and other merch with the official None Dare Call it Ordinary logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

This episode covers the famous photograph of what appears to be a face carved in Martian rock. While later photos revealed that it just looks like a regular mesa, this didn't stop Richard Hoagland from presenting his wild theories to the UN of all places. From a simple face, Hoagland extrapolates claims about hyperdimensional free energy, tetrahedrons circumscribed in planets, and the Sphinx. Want to listen to our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Get news updates and chat with the hosts and other fans over on our Discord server. Now you can buy merch with our official logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

This bonus episode takes a look at what crystal healing practitioners have been up to lately. We get the scoop on how best to take advantage of the pink super moon by sucking up all the lunar energy with pink opals, Spencer "Pratt Daddy" Pratt teaches us how he cured his wife Heidi Montag's pain with crystals (and maybe the coronavirus too), and lastly we drop in to learn about the mental health side of things with some crystal therapy sessions. Want to listen to all our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Come chat with the hosts and other listeners on our Discord server at discord.nonedarecallitordinary.com You can now buy shirts and other merch with the official None Dare Call it Ordinary logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

While UFOs get all the publicity, this episode covers their less popular cousin: unidentified submerged objects. Is the Malibu Dome a Greek stadium, the Baltic Sea Anomaly a Millennium Falconeque spaceship, and the Yonaguni Monument an ancient Lemurian temple? Or maybe, just maybe, they're a bunch of rocks. Do your own research! Want to listen to our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Get news updates and chat with the hosts and other fans over on our Discord server. Now you can buy merch with our official logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.  

Finally, because of your incredible support, we begin our series on Frank Dux's magnum opus The Secret Man: An American Warrior's Uncensored Story. This episode covers the first two chapters where we are introduced to Dux's first case, the mysterious serial killings perpetuated by a man named "Fish". Dux also divulges the first part of his CIA training, where he learned the art of sexual seduction, all at taxpayer expense. Want to listen to all our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Come chat with the hosts and other listeners on our Discord server at discord.nonedarecallitordinary.com You can now buy shirts and other merch with the official None Dare Call it Ordinary logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

This episode covers the various theories of where COVID-19 originated. Did 5G wireless Internet so damage our immunity that the common cold became more dangerous? Perhaps it was leaked from a Wuhan Virus Laboratory as Senator Tom Cotton thinks. Could Bill Gates be involved as Qanon cronies will have you believe? Or maybe, just maybe, it was bats. Or snakes. Or pangolins. Or HUMANITY. Want to listen to our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Get news updates and chat with the hosts and other fans over on our Discord server. Now you can buy merch with our official logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

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