The Chris Czar Podcast

It's a WINTER SOLSITICE SPECIAL! Introduce yourself to one of today's most talented Grief and Death Counselors as we cover approaching death as a youth, tools to use for overcoming the unknown, and what it was like growing up Iranian during the early 2000's. As always, hit me with the good good on IG @christopherczar

Writer, Entrepreneur, Astrologer, and Reiki Master Caitlin Goehring talks the trajectory from once studying to become a therapist, to opening her own company, the socialization of men becoming problem solvers, shifting coffee tipping culture, improving emotional intelligence, and healthily roasting my zodiac chart. Connect with her @breathinginspirit and as always, hit me up my DM's @christopherczar.

Gen Z more like Gen SHEEEEEEEESH trololol. Our guest this week is future neuroscientist, current anime expert, and formally known as my baaaaaby brother. I'm dropping this EP the day before he leaves for CU Boulder and - no cap, I am emotional about this, and admittedly, he is hella mellow. So while I know this is a huge contrast to my last string of episodes - there is a good chance that you might have a genuine curiosity for how a thoughtful kid from gen Z approached high school during the pandemic, is navigating the madness of the present, and how they feel about any plans for the future. If thats you, drop in and chill with us for the show! DM me @christopherczar with allllllllll the goods

Author of Recalibration: How to Reset When Shit Hits the Fan sits down for (her words) the best podcast she has ever done (HEYO!) - and I'm telling you that just to say hey man - I'm betting you'll have a ton of fun on this episode too. She opens up about what its like losing a sibling at a young age, talking shit on Connecticut, getting past rejection, and a couple more teasers from her book on what it takes to get your sh*t together. Buy the book on Amazon https://a.co/d/gqzR5sr Or ya know, look it up wherever it is you get your books. As always, send the love (or talk shit to me?) on insta @christopherczar.

AI expert, Coast Guard Veteran, and walking encyclopedia for all things ancient wisdom + mystic sits down for my first ever 3 hour episode. If you're wondering "is there anybody out there like Duncan Trussell" this guy gets awfully close (with a little dash of Florida bro). Have a blast with the wizard himself, James Dugger, and as always, hit me with the heat on IG @christopherczar

Devon Williams is the owner of SolCleanseCo, as well as a new trend + innovation savant, anime-lover, and mutually-fervent advocate of #Kosscooks. Enjoy this ride as we discuss everything from aliens and government conspiracies, to starting a business and being the middle-kid. I have no doubt you will leave this episode feeling like this guy is one of the most fun and thoughtful people you will ever get the chance to meet, and I'm happy to say this will only the first of many appearances for this guest on the show. Happy to be back from the summer break, and as always, bring the heat to my dm's @christopherczar. You know I love to feel it.

"She will talk Rumi, Stoicsm, and Rufus Du Sol in the same breath” - me, at some point, probably. Have a ball laughing along this high energy convo as we weave through psychedelics, emotional intelligence, alternative universes where a parent does porn, being a veteran Burner and what its like being a woman who left everything she knew to strike it out on her own. DM me on insta @christopherczar with the heat!

You know I like to own my red flags but this guy got Red-State flags ya know what I mean? This man is a lover and actually means well behind the gruff, hot takes, and out-of-pocket banter - I promise. Meet the man who helped make me as I take this episode to help celebrate Father's Day in 2023. Some spoilers: 1) We were bullshitting here like nobody was listening. Take that for what it's worth. 2) I'm cheering for you, America. 3) Have yourself a WEEKEND Love ya - shoot me the heat on IG @christopherczar

An unreleased treat opens up the episode from the great Jimmy Dean, and a joyride of a conversation follows. Drop in to hear what its like to start a business in your twenties, walk the fine line of running a mushroom spore bank, how to make the right choices for you, even when they might seem unpopular amongst your friends. Hit me on instagram with the heat @christopherczar! leave a review if you like the episode (or if you hate it idc)

Tea-spiller, serial monogamist, and Long Beach office star @joeyrial joins the podcast to rip Czar for his tastes for a celebrity crush, mutually console one another for the RIP for Tumblr porn, and play a small game of We're Not Really Strangers. It goes deep, obscene, and dare I say mildly intellectual. Have fun with us on the EP, DM me on IG with the HEAT @christopherczar

This is the first episode made in the new studio! Enjoy the ride as Brandon speaks as the leading authority on what health, wealth, being Jew-ish (dash intended). Leave a review, DM me on insta with any hot takes you might have (promise?). Love ya!

Czar weaves in and out of sincerity and absurdity as he reveals what his Mom's advice on Valentine's Day is, his biggest hangup on relationships, and his (non)expert advice on what people can do with relationships future past and present.

Czar talks about the great Super Bowl team conspiracy with Valentine's Day, why anybody would call something a "legal" holiday, and the Mr. Clean commercial that rocked the American psyche.

Czar makes fun of his own imperfections, Wikipedia verified Poles, and the karmic difference between the people who had peasants and the people that own slaves. Also: Men being the (pleasant) butt of the joke, the big thing Poles and Jews have in common, the "Abrahaming" bit, a Lion's Pride, having none of the Evil Empire, and the tent city music festival.

Czar riffs about getting off to a happy start this new year, lays in some cheeky jokes on some social commentary, and gives a shoutout to the fans inspiring me to rise to the top!

Act I: The CBD guys weren't that chill, and what it's like having a distinguishable schnauzer. Act II: Optimistic about 2023 and Ukrainian-sourced optimism. Act III: Going after greatness and what to do if you have a chance to make a new identity. Don't ask my why I described the episode like this, or do ask @christopherczar.

0-5:00: baseball, bro. 5:05-5:15: new material and catching up 14:30 - 2:17:30 : a feel-good conversation with two goofs. 2:17:30 - 2:20:40: "the directors cut" bit and an open-micer's mind.

Czar chills on this one with some talk about San Diego greatness, grandmothers you should cuss with, and Italians being "processed",

After a bout of dark humor, Czar riffs on the time his mom learned what "Red Flag" meant.

I know my Ep. Titles sound like a song made by Fall Out Boy but the ep's can be equally fun and emo so... enjoy the ride as Czar talks about the single worst effect of Roe v. Wade overturnment (not a word), social commentary regarding Father's Day, and the potential we could have if we treated the Summer Solstice with Christmas energy.

Czar chops it up with topo chico sipping nonsense about an alternative reality where Elon ends up never buying twitter. Hey, does it feel like this episode is all gonna be over the map? You're right. It is. Thanks for voting. -Vegans eat vegetables. Vegetables are living. Vegans are marginalizing vegetables based on sentience. Vegans - you're canceled. -The movie Whiplash and daddy issues. -Speaking of daddy issues... how 'bout Joe Biden? -"And it's always a Hyundai - isn't it?"; making good decisions, good Korea. -Another competent lady, again. This time with a... keen shade of diplomacy. -"Talking to just men out here because, women don't vote" ---- *he's really all over the place* -But, Yoga -It's the economy, stupid. -A man crush on Miles Teller? Happy Pride month, folks. -In China, China's Russia is America. -Shake bad thoughts from my head like I'm erasing an etch a sketch -Tom Cruise!

Czar riffs with you about all the non-athletes gracing the cover of 2022's SIWE, getting our priorities right, and what he found when he looked in to San Diego's history before it was "San Diego".

Czar rolls on the social climate abortion war getting reeeeeal quiet on Mother's Day, common paradoxes, and how long does an email sign-off need to be to show you're a decent human being.

Czar riffs on the brilliance of putting a dispensary right next to a dank Mexican food spot (classic San Diego), the small chapter of his life he title's Grandma's Boy, and what's up with Cinco De Mayo.

Czar riffs on the whole lot that's going on in the world on this day (Depp-Heard Trial, Ukraine, Abortion rights) and enlightens his fans about 1) Why he's cool with a girl who has an Onlyfans and 2) Why Manny Machado and the San Diego Padres are a match meant to be. DM me on Insta @christopherczar

Czar chills with you as he talks benders, the overlap between Moana and Colonizers, and a better way for voters to experience elections.

Czar riffs about some inspiration he caught over his birthday weekend, including having Most Valuable Bro's, a horse worth betting on, and the difference between making fun and making love. Fire in his inbox @christopherczar.

Czar chills out with you on some fun cannabis related stories, 30 around the corner, getting hired by UCSD, and what my mom, dad, and brother's roasted me with last week.

Czar has some fun with how you can celebrate Coachella from home, modern responses to the next military draft, and how modern christian traditions are like classic pagan traditions, only without the orgies (and maybe those should make a comeback?) Bring the smoke, questions, and stories to me on insta @christopherczar.

Czar got a cold but he still brought some czaus. Join the being made for post-vax immunity, questions about Easter, his own ego and other sacred topics. Bring the smoke, stories, and questions to @christopherczar on Instagram.

Czar rambles about the goings on this weekend and pokes fun in a few directions :)

Don't listen to this one mom - if the title couldn't already indicate - this isn't a Hallmark Channel episode but it's not all raunchy. Have some laughs as Czar trolls Walmart his town and team and kinks which may go too far, plus praise for the young fellas who are doing it well, and at the end - praise for the top performers he's seen on the silver screen recently. DM me on IG @Christopherczar with all the smoke, stories, and questions your have.

Not a whole lot of czaus on this one but some good stories and decent fun poked at mostly myself so... enjoy, and send in your jokes about Polish folks to me on IG @christopherczar.

Czar roasts white guys with podcast, planetary sex drives, and office relationships. (Might be my favorite episode this year). Holla @ me on Instagram @christopherczar with your stories, questions, smoke and responses to the podcast.

Czar is casual in this one: a real rain on the window, whiskey in hand, catching up after the weekend type of vibe. Enjoy, and connect with me on instagram @christopherczar.

Czar rolls on about what Peak Male Performance looks like, horoscope character flaws, and looking fat in an outfit.

Czar rolls on about hippies celebrating the Spring Equinox, red flags he experienced on a date he got asked out on, and the crowd's reaction to a transgender woman winning the NCAA swim championship. Send me all the smoke on IG @Christopherczar. Also love your questions and stories so... send those in and surrender to your shadow alchemy.

Czar rolls on St. Patty's day traditions, multi-linguistics, and congress finally getting along on something.

Czar riffs on a long-time love AMC, weird positions we take on pedo's sometimes, and what he's seen at Bloom, a hot new nightclub in San Diego.

Czar has some fun passing down Rush material and shares some jokes/advice for next gen frat guys.

Czar pokes some fun about men and their barbers, lades and their estheticians, and the bummer he felt when he discovered Steve Carell did a similar joke on the R-word, but (I suppose to nobody's surprise) better.

Czar's a little mellow in this one on account of the whole world crisis thing going on. In the second half of the episode though, he makes some funny observations about what we could do to restore some optimism in the world, and nominates a world class drinking exhibition. Take your shots at him on IG @christopherczar.

Went live on my IG @Christopherczar for this one. The comments in the feed were the best part.

There's a lot in this podcast. Let's say we playfully explore some dangerous concepts.

Czar rips it up with some content he wrote at the Mad House Comedy Club last night, and gets personal with some struggles he (much like most of you out there are facing in the "marketplace". DM me @christopherczar

Czar pokes fun at Mount Rushmore, President's Day, and my people of the desert *brap braaap*.

Czar opens up about the adversity being felt in the rental market, placing our fingers on the pulse of social behavior, and the high praise he has for the late Robin Williams. Send in your stories/questions @chistopherczar for the next AMA Thursday!

Czar goes in on what makes Dogs, Children, and Women so special. Plus, what a true gentleman is and ways that the holiday could be better.

This episode has been published and can be heard everywhere your podcast is available. Czar goes in on Valentine's Day perspectives, great figures from the Black community in America, and the house of cards the US dollar (feels like it's) relying on. Hang out with me on Instagram @Christopherczar, and DM me your favorite stories and questions :)

Czar riffs on the pyramids, holiday celebrations, and nostalgia of childhood friends (missed you in this one Earvin, see you on the next.)

Czar gets mildly Czausy on this episode as he throws a double baby shower for smokin' Joe Burrow, plus, the wild narrative he overheard in the hot tub that got his mind whirling all type of ways.