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Episode 265 - Hidden Valley? Hide it more

Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 137:17


It's very masculine to listen to the pod! This week, a family has to move because cars keep crashing into their house!  Like and Subscribe to the new more masculine Jesus, or at least that's what guys are looking for in new churches.  Scientists force guinea pigs to listen to Adele until it hurts their ears, so like, one song on repeat? Finally, a tech moron thinks he knows everyone will learn with AI, so who needs teachers.  It's been so long, but we brought you a double episode, so welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 264 - The Hour Pod! F*ck Yeah!

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2024 122:49


It's been a while since we've had a guest, and once again, foreigners are doing jobs that Americans don't want to do.  This week, a brainless robber couldn't' see himself robbing a bank, but will see himself in jail.  A scientist got called in to confirm a bear in a car was actually a man in a suit.  A guy catches his bike thief by helping to fix his bike, which wouldn't have been necessary if he didn't have a shitty ass bike to begin with.  Finally, AI is coming for your jobs, but we have to hire a bunch of people first so they can get you to buy the AI so that they can come for your jobs.  Hopefully you're coming for our how, so welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 263 - Cool Ranch Computer Chips

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2024 107:43


Where did we come from, where did we go? It doesn't matter, because we're back!  So, nothing much has happened, and the world isn't going to shit in a handbasket.  It's not like we've got 15 pounds of shit in a 3 pound 1963 evening shit bucket.  Anyway, this week, the people of London are going to use poo gas to try and heat London buildings.  Intel doesn't have enough money to give employees free coffee, but they're going to do it anyway!  North Korean soldiers have been mesmerized by two girls one cup.  Finally, a woman was drinking and hoverrounding in a Walmart parking lot.  The world is a mess, but welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 262 - Ohio: A BoRics Type of Place

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2024 76:14


It was a cruel summer without any episodes of the pod, but we're back!  This week, scientists says old people are full of shit.  A woman is allergic to herself.  A creep at the border wants to see you breasticles before he lets you into America.  Finally, an Italian burglar gets caught because he went on a reading side quest.  What's your phrase you use to mean a new episode of the Hour has posted?  We just say, welcome back to The Hour Pod.

Episode 261 - Raws

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2024 96:43


Hey, what's that blonde haired podcast called? This week, a shitty Republican pours water in her colleague's bag for a number of months, but she claims it's because she saw a bug on it.  An ER had to close because it was too hot, but not in a "Dr. Ross Sexiest Man Alive" sort of way.  An inmate wakes up to find some action in his pants, unfortunately that action was a rat giving birth.  Finally, we take the Hour Time Machine out for a spin and find out about a criminal who farted his way from freedom.  We've got a lot to catch up on, so welcome back to The Hour Pod.

Epsiode 260 - Jesus Dick Cheese, A Holy Swiss

Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2024 92:33


If there's bear meat at the picnic, maybe skip it, but don't skip this episode of The Hour!   This week, there's probably plastic in your balls, and your lady balls as well because we don't discriminate.  Some guy gave his family brain worms, which probably wasn't a problem because we're guessing they didn't have much to eat.  In Canada they're just hitting moose willy nilly in the knuckles.  A lady tries to steal the body of christ but the priest bites her, in a holy way.  Finally, god's influencer is dead, but has been before influencers were a thing, so was he really a hipster?  We promise not to influence you, except perhaps to enjoy the pod, so welcomeback to The Hour Pod.

Episode 259 - The Y'allncle's Fruit Fly Effect

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2024 96:58


A fruit fly beat it's wings, and we're back!  Ya'll ready for the latest episode?  A guy tries to kill a pastor, but got had different plans, which were of course to ignore the pain and suffering of millions so he could make sure that sports team got a touchdown.  An illegal cannabis shop goes up in smoke.  Scientist create a video game to make sure fruit flies get their exercise. Finally, your AI girlfriend's motherboard is getting hot for Putin.  It's been a while, but we're so glad to welcoming you back to The Hour Pod.

Episode 258 - Like A Breakfast Applebees

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2024 73:41


It's The Hour by the foot!  Hey, we're back!  This week, a guy doesn't have a leg to stand on, or at least a foot to stand on, with his insurance claim.  A woman makes a run for it but ends up in a cemetery, but not in the worst way.  China has an interesting new latte that half of us would try.  Finally, someone was dissatisfied at Subway, but it happened much faster than most people who have to wait an hour or two before they feel it.  We know it's been a while so you'll want to Hoover up the latest episode, because nobody does it like The Hour Pod.

Episode 257 - Banana Face Lift

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2024 77:49


Where did we come from, where did we go?   It doesn't matter because we're back!  It's been a bit but guess what, things are still crazy in Florida because an officer unloads his gun on his own car because of an acorn.  US Marshals catch a criminal on the run using a metaphorical plate of bird seed under a box held up by a stick.  In this case, the bird see was a yoga teacher job.  A Kentucky congressman accidentally tries to make it legal to do it with your first cousin, and says no that was a mistake, I mean, unless it sounds like something you'd be into, which is totally a joke, unless it's not. I”M KIDDING he said…. Or am I?  Finally, a former teacher loses her pension because no one will believe she's not dead.  We're not dead, so welcome back to The Hour! 

Episode 256 - Drive Thru of Tears

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2024 73:44


Should auld acquaintance be forgot? Maybe, but the pod should not be!  We're back, and Happy New Year!  A guy goes noodling with his noodle in a Bass Pro Shop.  A dead man may still knock up his wife's cousin.  Conservatives overjoyed because a kid accidentally gets pot laced candy, sadly for them it wasn't on Halloween.  Finally, a dog bites a guy having sex, he was probably just insulted with how the guy was doing doggy style. How many shillings would you pay for one BBQ chip if you lived in 1880? Let us know, and welcome back to The Hour! 

Episode 255 - New Amsterdamese

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2023 68:17


I'm interested in this week's episode!  A lady decides to rob a Walmart with 75 cops in it because she wanted to live life on expert level.  Another lady decided to smuggle a gun into her MRI, you know, just in case there was a bad MRI with a gun.  Someone leaves their car in the toaster too long, but maybe they can just scrape the overly toasted parts off.  A lady was sentenced to 60 days in fast food. Would you rather have endless shrimp or endless pod?  Either way, welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 254 - I Have Fliven

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2023 109:27


Are you thankful for our latest episode?  This week, some people from west Philadelphia, born and raised, decided to rob a truck.  Some guy wants his mom's shit in his butt.  Pigs may want to invade Minnesota, but maybe not, but if they are they are prepared.  Finally, a plane has to go back to JFK because a horse is on the lose.  It's black Friday, so, welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 253 - Are You Eating Apple Scampi?

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2023 66:13


This week is a real Walt's Apple Feast, what with having two shows in a row!  This week, we learn from a dentist how we should be handling all that Halloween candy. Celine Dion is ruining the sleep of people in New Zealand, but only because she is the greatest singer in the world.  If you want to hit kids, then don't teach in New York.  Finally, a guy in a bondage suit is terrorising the people of Claverham, Yatton, Cleeve, Lowinshire-upon-Towne and Bleadon (and one of those is not a real place buy you'll have to guess).  Are you all hopped up on sugar? Either way, welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 252 - Basically a Dry Florida

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2023 46:26


There's a new episode of the pod in your neighborhood!  This week, a guy dies at the wrong time of year, but at least he doesn't have to pay the lawn crew that mowed around his body.  The police choke someone's emu.  A pig targets a disabled family, so who did he learn that hate from?  Finally, hope you don't need a boner in Florida, otherwise you'll just have to use Ron Desantis' smile to get you hard.  It's been a while, so welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 251 - Jean-Luc!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2023 73:06


Would you stab someone to listen to the Hour? Don't worry, you won't have to, unless your partner is into that.  This week, a Canadian woman executes the perfect scam and gets 1,000 free condoms from Amazon.  A lady tries to stab a dog but ends up just stabbing her niece.  A lady thinks her Apple Watch is worth dropping into an outhouse for.  Finally, Joe Biden's dog keeps biting people, but don't worry he also still sniffs them awkwardly too.  It's been a while, but welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 250 - They Use The Pickle Water

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2023 68:23


Great heavens!  Would you listen to a freeze dried episode? This week, Canadians think trying to find an apartment is worse than being in prison.  It's probably because they'd have to actually call someone on the phone to get a lease and they won't do anything that isn't through a website.  A man in Georgia stole a porch, because, Georgia.  Space junk takes out the space junk removal satellite.  The CDC says if you have a turtle don't go past first base.  Finally, a British guy though a bunch of people namasted themselves to death.  Three in a row?! Welcome back to the The Hour!

Episode 249 - Shhh..... (you're poor)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2023 78:35


Are you sick of these motherf'in shits, on this motherf'in plane?  Well, there are not shits on this show, but we do have skulls.  This week, a human skull was brought to Goodwill, sorry, no refunds.  A dog snuck into a Metallica concert and the internet thought it was cute.  Someone shits themself on a flight, and everyone has to go back to Atlanta, which was maybe worse?  Finally, AirCanada isn't even sorry when it kicks two women off a flight because they didn't upgrade to the non-vomit seats.  You dont' have to sneak into our episodes, welcome back to the The Hour!

Episode 248 - An Erect Ass

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2023 101:32


It's been a while so this might go a little longer than usual, as long as we can keep our butts erect.  This week, we find out that Mountain Dew can remove DNA, why didn't the true crime podcasts tell us this sooner!?  Fox News has to cut to commercial when all their anchors get visible wood because of a story out of Chicago.  The British Museum wants their stolen loot back! Finally, we go back in time to the distant world of 2018 to tell you about ancient Floridaman.  Summer vacation is over, so welcome back to the Podyear for The Hour!

Episode 247 - Are You talking About Huge Ackman?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2023 89:09


Are the aliens on their way?  Better question, are they a listener and do they know what Karl Dandleton would do?  This week, Zoom says it's product is worthless and insists on everyone returning to the office.  Australia thinks they need the most consultanty consultants to consult on consulting.  Space has a few questions to ask you.  Finally, an Italian man decides to go out American style: under a thick layer of cheese.  Two episodes in the same week? Wow! Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 246 - You Could Blow a Rind

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2023 96:23


What other instruments do you think should duel? Hey, it's been a while and we're back at it!  This week Carnitas are back in Arizona, so get them fast before everyone stops falling down on the asphalt.  Pretty bad to die from drinking in Jamaica, innit? Smugglers try to put cocaine inside cheese, but they better be careful because that's moving into Coca-Cola's turf.  Finally, sharks Nancy Reagan says "Just say no!” then bites a surfer.  Hey, what are your random thoughts? Let us know and we'll put them on the show!  It's been so long, so welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 245 - They're Not Gonna Do Shit about Fuck

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2023 83:48


Would you put down your taco to eat a bite of your burrito?  We wouldn't, because we're not monsters.  This week, the zoo in Toronto wants you to stop showing the gorillas TikToks, I guess they're tired of watching them all trying to recreate the dances.  A rich guy is afraid the poor are going to rise up and kill him, so I guess SOMEONE was actually paying attention in history class.  A guy hires a fake priest to try and get confessions out of his employees. Finally, a British guy lived his entire life not knowing what the slang “bird” was actually referring to and makes a huge dating faux pas.  Did you hear about the worst people getting into a brawl?  Couldn't have happened to a better group.  We're ready to rock, and welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 244 - Did You Say Smoke Snack

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2023 83:44


Should we have tried the riblettes? Probably.  We're back from a short break, just in time for another short break.  This week in honor of Canada Day, we are Canada heavy!  A burglar in Canada burgles and cleans a cupcake shop.  Canadian police pull over a bus after a kid uses his Canadian and god given right to flip off the police.  A Canadian college instructor claims he's experience reverse racism, but boohoo fuck that guy.  Finally, a man in Tokyo is arrested for giving haircuts without a license.  Put some sunscreen on your lotion and welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 243 - Back To Me

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2023 78:50


You may need a cup of ambition to get through this week's episode, but it won't take you from nine to five. This week, a man shoots himself right in his dreams.  A town council in England are in trouble for cutting down some mature trees used  for sexing.  Machines are coming to take the jobs the Kenyans want to do, so they burned the machines down!  Finally, an angry cat is on the loose in Florida, he reportedly likes to kick dogs off tables and has a fondness for lasagna.  We may have a low skill podcast, but welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 242 - Possum Publicity Firm

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2023 63:55


We're looking for some new PR firm, any suggestions?  This week, A karen wants to talk to the manager of the hire a murderer site. What's the discount when your killer takes too long?  A guy in Van Buren Township ends up in a dump, but like, where else are you gonna be in Van Buren township?  A crocodile apparently fucks itself. Finally, a guy close fist punches a baby in the face, but the baby only had minor injuries.  Did this guy even lift? It's been a while, so welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 241 - He Got Shot in the Hot Pocket

Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2023 104:04


What's the deal with these AI, they get no respect!   This week, a lady has her heart put in a museum, but don't worry she had a spare.  A bunch of students almost failed college because they all cheated using AI in one class.  Indiana is bringing back the throwing star, now they just need to free the heart, horseshoes, diamonds and blue moons. Finally, a man in Kentucky shot his roommate for eating the last hot pocket! He was just really looking forward to that diarrhea. Don't' worry, we're not ending the pod, but we did ask and AI to write our obituary, stay tuned to the end, and welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 240 - Scrappy Was A Piece of Shit

Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2023 94:36


How much is too much for a sandwich? I say the $5 food long is pushing it.  This week, a stupid kid tries to kidnap a girl and her brother doesn't even ask if that punk feels lucky.  China can't take a joke, but hey, I get cranky when I'm packed in with a lot of people too.  Cows show their true colors, so perhaps we should get them some thin blue line flags.  Finally, a drunk guy wants his dog to dive him home  Dude, get an Über.  So, are we all stupider, or is it just me? Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 239 - The Guy's Suckin On Night Toes

Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2023 91:08


Hey, when was the last time you washed your feet?  This week, we find out pasta is too expensive in italy, but in New Jersey they're just throwing it in the woods. A new TikTok trend has people trying to smuggle Fruit Rollups into Israel, and the whole thing makes our teeth hurt.  Finally, a hotel manager gets a little too friendly with a guest at night, and he's going to go wee wee wee all the way to jail.  It's been a while and we're glad to say, welcome back to The Hour.

Sciatica!!!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2023 74:15


Hey share your location because we want to know where you are at all times!  This week, someone thought it was a good idea to let kids kill feral cats, until a bunch of people pointed out it was a bad idea, but don't worry some crazies thing it's still a good idea. A guy surrounded by deadly snakes dies, but police ay it wasn't from the snakes.  Sounds like these cops are in the pocket of big slither.  A bunch of satanists are coming to Boston to spread their messages of equality and compassion.  Finally, don't put baby piss in your eye, says the FDA.  Great, now the Trumpettes are going to go around squeezing the piss out of babies to put in their eyes so they can own the libs. We were off last week, so welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 237 - A Mobster Lobster OR The Ctrl-Alt-Del of Sin

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2023 84:29


If you donate to the pod today, we'll send you a free WWKDD bracelet and a The Hour tote.  This week, the pope says he'd totally swipe right for Jesus.  NPR is cutting a bunch of jobs, now they'll have to do their funding drive on the highway off ramp.  A lab tells his friends he can quit any time he wants!  A fake police officer pulls over a real officer, what are the odds of that? Advice is also back this week, and we advise you to enjoy the show and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 236 - How Do I Get Jodi Foster's Attention

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2023 109:12


How do you prefer your podcasts, more fatty and gamey or lean and flavorful?  After a short break we're back and learning about a vending machine that sells bear meat in Japan.  A guy thinks a child ghost wanted to mess with his car.  A naked guy crashed his car, stole a bus, and then loaded it with a dead deer.  Finally, someone stole a giant spoon from dairy queen, but don't worry her crown jewels are still safe.  What's the worst hotel experience you've ever had?  Try listening to us during the next hotel stay and we're sure it'll make it better, and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 235 - Sh*tty *sses, Che*p E*gs

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2023 83:56


What's your greatest home repair gone wrong story?  This week, some guys pull a Half-Shawshanks, but needed to go a little further to get away with it.  China has invented a kissing device, but there's no tongue.  Dollar Tree is getting rid of eggs, which is surprising because I didn't know they even had them.  Finally, a lady puts her kitty on Grindr, which seems like she's barking up the wrong tree.  Do you love the Mandalorian as much as Jeff, if so you're going to love this episode.  If not, well, welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 234 - The Top Sheik or the Fitted Sheik

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2023 81:21


We hope you're not going to file a class action lawsuit because the Hour isn't really ever an hour, though we probably don't have enough listeners to constitute a class.  This week, people try to swindle a guy using fake art, but my how the turn tables.  A Virginia Judge goes back to the 1800s to figure out what to do with frozen embryos.  Lunchables are coming to a school lunch near you, slimy meat and all, which is the slimyist meat in a school since they fired that creepy janitor. Boneless wings are apparently not wings?  But what is a nug?  Finally, Canada is sorry to tell you, but it's their god given right to give you the bird.  Do any of you know how to fold a fitted shiek?  No, well, welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 233 - I Didn't Get Enough Butter On My A

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2023 88:41


Which butter do you think is better?  This week, NASA tries to turn on a spacecraft. I assume they asked if they've ever launched here often.  A guy finds a weird bug at Walmart, and does the most People of Walmart thing with it. Catches it and walks around with it in his hand as he shops.  A big cat was found in Ohio that was on cocaine. The question is how does it 12 step to make amends all those birds it ate?  A man dies in his hoarder house.  Finally, a guy walks out his front door and gets Granny Gatored. We wish you a merry Shimpmas, and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 232 - Like Turning A Hedgehog Inside Out

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2023 96:47


We were off due to some ice storms last week, but we're back!  This week, Democrats in Florida want to kill any joy for your dog.  Spain tunnels are not wide enough for their new trains.  Archaeologist find a wooden dildo, which sounds like you're going to get some splinters. A cookie monster on the loose in and getting into trouble all over the United States.  Finally, someone blows up a beaver dam, but was it a crime? We're going to butter you up for next week, but for now, welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 231 - MC Hamster

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2023 82:36


It's a weiner dog and Weinermobile extravaganza! An by that I mean we have a story about each!  This week, two contractors fall into a vat of chocolate, but the Oompa Loompas got them out.  India wants to rebrand Valentine's day “hug a cow day” but you mom says she's busy that day.  A ballet director goes dog shit crazy.  Someone broke the Weinermobile!  And finally, a Texas dog prefers the shelter over his new owner's house.  Have you seen any good movies lately? Let us know, and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 230 - A Life-Sized Groundhog's Wingman

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2023 99:04


Jeff and I saw our shadows, guess that means at least 6 more weeks of The Hour!  This week, a guy makes tacos out of zoo goats. A pig kills a guy after the guy “killed” it.  Everyone knows the first rule in horror movies is to make sure they're dead.  A groundhog dies suddenly before he can give his predictions… WHAT WAS HE GOING TO SAY!?  A guy steals some monkeys from a zoo, and gets caught asking fishy questions at the aquarium.  Finally, a gas station employee find a real dick in the parking lot.  It's almost Valentine's Day, we love that you're still with us.  Welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 229 - The Tick Grams on Instaf*ck OR The Pope Died

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2023 108:27


They say death comes in threes!  This week, two friends pull a weekend at Ingolstadt.  Gillian Anderson wants to know your kinks, and Mulder is already turned on.  The Satanic Temple is using its power to get around anti-abortion laws, does this make them the religious left?  The Associated Press thinks that the word the is something the stylebook shouldn't use. Finally, a boy buys $1,000 through Grubhub, I hope it was 100 endless Applebees riblettes platters!  We're hungry for you to enjoy the show, so welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 228 - Grab Em By The Plinko

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2023 100:22


What's your favorite game show, or game show bloopers?  It's Family Feud right?  This week, Border Patrol is tracking a caravan of eggs at the southern border.  FEMA creates their own disaster when they try to translate their forms into other languages.  A guy goes to McDonalds and leaves with a bag full of money, the dollar signs on the outside should have given it away.  A McDonalds in Canada is the worst in the world, but soon it'll close its dirty divot.  Finally, someone keeps leaving hotdogs in some guys mailbox, and it's tearing apart his friendships. Welcome back to this radiant sand episode of The Hour.

Episode 277 - Yo Quiero Somewhere Else

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2023 105:08


Would you eat Taco Bell for a month?  I guess it depends on how much rat poison is in it.  This week, the UK wants to ban junk food commercials and people bringing in cake for birthdays.  Republicans think Google is biased against them because their e-mails are pretty spammy.  An old lady is found alive at a funeral home, but where is she now!?  A dog does dog stuff, is he still the goodest boy?  Finally, did a Taco Bell use rat poison in a burrito, or was it just a burrito?  Strap in, we're on ranty tangents this week, and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 226 - It's Just A Manwich

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2023 93:10


What would your vanity licence plate be? Ours, McCkn.  This week, a lady sues a guy for giving her HPV, and she expects the geico to pay for it.  A guy pees on a woman in business class, which we assume was on Trump Airlines.  A guy steals a suitcase full of meat from a Walmart, but it's his 70th arrest, so when he entered the stations they dropped a bunch of balloons and streamers.  A pigeon with a backpack full of meth shows up in a Canadian prison, which I assume is a Dunkin Donuts with clear views of the Tim Hortons next door.  Finally, a dog that sniffs out porn is now sniffing the Holy Ghosts crusty sheets.  Will you try our latest creation? The Roast Beef Doritos Crunch Wrap Supreme Gordita Max?  Welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 225 - Rendered Pigeon Fat

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2023 103:24


What is your favorite savory drink? We love the new Applebees Gravy Shots.  ON this week's episode, we'd like to know what is the acceptable level of meth according to the Boulder Library.  A flat earth, conspiracy theorist, COVID denier dies of defintly not COVID that he took cow dewormer to treat.  A butter fire results in a huge miss for the largest Lobster bake world record.  A guy has worms in his nutsack dancing and singing “Oppa Gonads Style!” Finally, a oil slick under the Mackinac Bridge turns out to just be a bunch of ducks.  This is surprising because it's clearly rabbit season.  Or is it Duck season?  Who can say, but welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 224 - How Many Years Are In A Fish Year

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2022 75:32


What is your favorite episode title from this year?  Or really, from any year?  We're sure you'll love this week's!  This episode we find out about what would make a Floridaman hit his wife with a Christmas tree.  A Berlin hotel has to play 1,500 rounds of Finding Nemo, and unfortunately most of the time he was in the freezer section.  An unhomed lady may have her baby rehomed after she unreported the unbirth to authorities.  A dog tries to burn down a house, but probably because he was fed up with people fake throwing his ball.  Finally, a guy tries to bring a lady back to life by stabbing her in the heard.  But, even Bon Jovi could have told him he had to give her a shot through the heart. This is your last chance this year to listen to an episode… well unless you listen to it after midnight on the day this comes out.  Either way, welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 217 - Jason, It's Our Christmas Episode

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2022 72:00


It's a once in a generation show, in much the same way as the winter storm we just got.  This week, remember to bring your cars in when it's this cold, they could get frostbite between their treads. A guy makes a slapdash christmas tree costume and then gets himself on a Santa's naughty list.  A tattooed lady faces a surprising amount of criticism coming from a school that spells their school fair, “Fayre.”  Someone calls the cops on cousin Eddie.  Finally, booze tears apart another holiday, but this time it's a rumble between the grinch and one of Santa's reindeer.  What's your favorite holiday movie? Let us know, and welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 222 - I Do Starts At Conception

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2022 73:08


What commercial from the 1900s do you still remember? Well, we're ready to order tickets to the theater and a Disney vacation.  This week, drugs may cure alcoholism, but will I get addicted to the drugs?  A woman is murdered, but not really.  Don't worry the “murderers” still went to prison.  How do you get a snake off?  Finally, Christopher Walken, a woman, put your fathers watch up his vagina.  Don't worry, we're not going to spoil the World Cup for you, you're safe here and welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 221 - A Rat Tail On His Rat Tail

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2022 79:43


Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooalisten to our latest episode!  This week, Florida cops may have victimized themselves by killing suspects.  An anti-semitic asshole shows his asshole in court.  A dog isn't great at driving, but who is in Texas?  Viewers of the World Cup on online steaming find out it was just a video game.  Finally, are you organized, dedicated, and a little blood thirsty.  Well, does NYC have a job for you!  If you could get $10,000 but a rat somewhere you didn't know died as a result, would you do it? Welcome back to The Hour, you filthy animals!

Episode 220 - Anorexic Rigatoni

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2022 96:04


When was the last time you had a Fig Newton? This week, the woke liberals want the police to kill you with robots!  Buddhist monks are high on meth, and none of them are from Florida!  Bats may secretly be death metal singers.  A monopoly game turns violent!  Finally, a lady sues Kraft because she had to stir her mac and cheese.  We're all a little bit chicken wing here, so welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 219 - A Royal Travel Meeting August 3rd

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2022 71:46


It's a holiday weekend full of tradition, but not full of booze.  This week, a moose tracks himself into someone's house, and has to get carried out.  50 Cent insists he has had no inflation where it really matters.  People in Quebec have trouble with cows who keep trying to break away from them.  Americans are morons, as per usual.  And finally, how do you get kicked out of the sausage party?  Apparently it's going to too many sausage parties.  You won't have to reheat this week's episode, but you can grab your leftovers and welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 218 - Bumble Bee Butt Plug

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2022 91:47


We just can't stop gushing about this week's episode!  What's chocolatey and praline like, apparently Neutron stars.  Bumblebees just wanna have fun, and may have feelings. That's just going to make Bee Movie worse.  A slutty hooker ghost can't finish the job.  A lady takes some meat to the face in the middle of a Walmart.  Finally, what emoji would you use to get fired for inappropriately emojing?  We are hot and ready for this weeks episode, so welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 217 - A Sister Wife Sister Wolf

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2022 123:05


It's a great week for America, but probably an average week for this podcast.  This week, spys try to steal nuclear secrets using a peanut butter sandwich, but unfortunately it was in a nut-free espionage.  Pawn shops are getting more business and weirder items.  Someone forgot to secure some papers boxing them, and shipping them.  A jackass boos a child at the opera.  Finally, rats like a bop, but also eat pizza off the subway floor. Good news, since we had a time change you get an extra hour of The Hour!

Episode 216 - A Nougat Snoot, A Nougat Snoot, A Snooty Nougat

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2022 98:28


Are you all still all hyped up on Halloween candy?  Can we all agree that Butterfinger is trash?  What's not trash? This week's episode.  On this Hour, some cops dress up their horsey as a ghost, but it throws off some serious Birth of a Nation vibes.  A guy wears a offensive costume and gets fired.  Stupid thieves leave a candy wraper trail, and unfortunately the cops done get stuck in the molasses swamp. A inmate tells a guard to kiss his balls, but a judge says that's not a threat. Finally, a lady with a BB gun does not want to go into a Walmart. What's your favorite Halloween candy?  Well, grab a piece and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 215.1 - Keep the Squint Off (Taylor's Version)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2022 95:14


You can hear Jason in this version! Is this a good episode, well, it is if you kind of squint and tilt your head.  This week, stay tuned to find out if Mythbusters was able to bust someone out of jail.  In a not stunning turn of events, drinking jet fuel is bad.  The CEO of Hobby Lobby thinks god wants him to put the company in a trust.  A guy takes a bath then dies.  An a snake escapes thanks to LED light bulbs!  Will this episode be a trick or a treat? Find out, and welcome back to The Hour.

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