Trash Box: A Real Housewives Podcast

Welcome back, Trash Box listeners! SO. After a brief hiatus, I have returned with a solo episode to discuss the last month in Orange County (omg Noella), Miami (omg Alexia), and Salt Lake City (omg EVERYONE). But before we dive into the coverage, I have a little announcement: I'm taking a break 'til spring. Life has gotten extra busy for me this winter. And when I return, I'm leaning towards revamping the podcast into something that's more general pop culture/celebrity gossip. A ridiculous chat show with comedians and friends (some of whom I've wanted to have on, but, alas, they aren't Housewives fans). I'm excited! Regardless of what direction Trash Box takes, I wanna thank everyone for being such loyal, supportive listeners over the past year!! I've received so many kind and funny messages since I started the podcast, and I've really enjoyed connecting with you. And our amazing guests. Please stay subscribed; even if the new Trash Box isn't exclusively Housewives-centric, I will talking about the things that I love. And that will include Bravo. I think by opening things up, we can get extra silly and weird and even personal! Stay tuned... XOXO Emily P.S. Follow @trashboxhousewives for updates and, if you like, my personal Instagram @emrich44.

This week on Trash Box I welcome stand up comedian Dan Udy, who has a PhD in reality TV! Actually! I initially thought he was joking when he told me, but I discover the fantastic truth a third of the way into this episode. So get ready for an extremely intellectual discussion about The Real Housewives.  First up is the Nicki Minaj reunion, which was so so so fun. Then Dan gives us his thoughts on the Orange County premiere (I didn't watch, and I'm still on the fence about this season). Finally we dive into some *actual drama* on The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip! On a yacht! With Kenya! And Ramona, who is genuinely terrible and needs to be fired ASAP.  Follow Dan as @dudyofficial on everything: check out his Twitter and Instagram and TikTok!   Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on all the apps you have on your phone. Thanks for listening, lovelies!

This week drag/comedy sensation Viza DeCline has returned to dish on the middle-aged narcissists of the Bravo-verse.   After some talk of horoscopes, ghosts, and psychics, we jump into the surprisingly entertaining Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip #RHUGT. Guess what's not a surprise! Ramona being the worst! Duh! Then it's onto this amazing season of #RHOSLC. We are living through history, people! This ensemble is spectacular. Finally it's the third part of the Potomac reunion, and yeah, this didn't need to be four parts. But still enjoyable because these ladies are endlessly watchable.   Follow Viza DeCline on: Instagram: @thevizadecline Twitter: @thevizadecline Her Website: vizadecline.com And Patreon: thevizadecline   Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on all the apps you have on your phone. Thanks for listening, lovelies!

IT'S HERE! And because two "real guests" fell through, I am joined by my lovely boyfriend, Eli Weinstein, to talk Jen Shah's arrest and Potomac reunion Part II (Real Housewives Ultimate Girl's Trip isn't available yet in Canada). It actually works out, cuz I have no problem talking over him or telling him his opinions are wrong :-) Anywho, enjoy our reaction and recap of this instantly iconic episode of #RHOSLC. Jam packed full of drama and ridiculousness. What an ensemble! Then we jump over to the second part of the Potomac reunion, where Candiace defends her cruelty streak, Zen Wen confuses us, and Karen and Gizelle make up (it's really cute!). But WHERE IS NICKI MINAJ? If you have a minute, do you mind giving us a nice review on Apple Podcasts? And follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. 

Comedian and friend Alessandra Vite is back to talk about The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City! Cuz Salt Lake City is the only Housewives city she watches! I do solo coverage of the first part of the Potomac reunion immediately after.   But yeah... Salt Lake City. WOW. What an episode. Lisa Barlow is pretty damn lucky that Mary Cosby and Jen Shah are on this show, because otherwise she'd be Public Enemy #1. Instead she's #3. The pre-arrest footage is... magnificent. But the pre-Mary Cosby bully shenanigans are also very strong. Eeee, I can't wait for next week! On Potomac we dive into the robot mind of emotional vampire Gizelle, Wendy inexplicably hates Mia, and Candiace defends her abusive behaviour as being better than everyone at "orating." LOL.   Follow Alessandra Vite... Twitter: @althevite Instagram: @alessandravite   Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review us on all the apps you have on your phone. Thanks for listening!  

I haven't laughed this hard in some time. That's all thanks to this week's hilarious guest, Tamara Shevon. Catch her debut solo stand-up album "Purse Wine," out Friday November 12, and follow @teemair on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram.   This week we start with Part 4 of the Beverly Hills reunion. Um... was that necessary? And why are we applauding Erika for telling lie after lie after lie? Next up is Potomac, where Michael Darby is on the brink of death and nobody wants to climb those stairs. We end with Salt Lake City, where Lisa gets messy, Jen's on the brink of getting arrested, and Duy is just...horrifying.     Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review us on all the apps you have on your phone. Thanks for listening!

Welcome to another week of Trash Box! Comedian/friend Tom Hearn is back back back, and guess what? HE FINALLY WATCHED POTOMAC. Phew! What a relief, I was really starting to resent him. So! This week we're diving into Potomac's 2-day drama-packed trip from hell, the latest Salt Lake City (which Tom is fuzzy on because he watched most of it drunk), and the third part of the Beverly Hills reunion. This... didn't need four parts. But I will take Erika's lies over Jennie and Duy's horrible sister wife plotline any day of the week. *cough* FAKE *cough*   Follow Tom Hearn... Twitter: @tomhearn Instagram: @isthattomhearn & his Youtube channel.     Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on yer apps.

This week I'm joined by actress/writer Rachel Mutombo! Fun facts about Rachel: she's loves Mary Cosby, she thinks Erika is a liar, and she's broken enough bones in her life to know that doctors gave Gizelle the *walking boot*, therefore Ms. Bryant can haul her butt down some stairs to a shared bathroom.  This week we cover the latest Potomac, the second part of the Beverly Hills reunion (um... THE LIES, THE LIES, THE LIES), and Sunday's episode of Salt Lake City. Who the fuck is this Duy character?!?! And when are they gonna arrest Jen?? Follow Rachel on Twitter @rarararaaachel Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on all the apps you have on your phone. Thanks for listening!

This week I welcome back the stunning, sassy drag superstar Selena Vyle! After airing our grievances (I had a showdown with the guy delivering my new bed frame, a train employee stupidly came for Selena), we dive into Part 1 of the Beverly Hills reunion. Um... is Erika OK? Also, Team Garcelle and Sutton, obviously. And Lisa Rinna can get fucked, BOOOOO! Then it's Potomac, where Candiace goes low and White Chris goes high. Finally, Salt Lake City, where it's Jen Shah vs. Brooks, "that little twerp" Lisa vs. Whitney, and Mary vs. the proper way to share news that someone has died. Follow Selena Vyle on: Twitter: @selenavyle Insta: @selenavyle And check out their Drag Race podcast "Squirrel Talk!" on Apple Podcasts /wherever you listen to pods. Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on all the apps you have on your phone. Thanks for listening!

Trash Box is back after a week hiatus (it was a family wedding, give me a goddamn break!), and I missed you. I did. Three really strong eps of Housewives to recap/snark on this week, but first I talk a bit about the new LA Times interview with Garcelle, Sutton, and Crystal. Worth a read, very entertaining! First up is the finale of Beverly Hills, where I Google everybody's net worth, fawn over Crystal's Chinese New Year party, champion Sutton, and wish bad things on the Fox Force Five (I guess we're still including the Ghost of Teddi Mellencamp?). Then it's over to Potomac where Candiace gets so, so mean! Then Salt Lake City, where we witness the extremely satisfying takedown of Lisa Barlow, via new girl Angie.   Next week it's Part One of the BH Reunion! Eeeee!   Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, (positively, PLEASE, I'm so sensitive) review us on all the apps you have on your phone. Thanks for listening!

This week I'm joined by my buddy/repeat guest, zee hilarious Tom Hearn. And guess what? We get suuuper worked up about this week's Beverly Hills and Salt Lake City. Cuz, like me, Tom has a wee bit of a temper (see: his very real Twitter feud with Iggy Azalea). Which means the Fox Force Five gaslighting Garcelle, Erika's constant lies, and Jen Shah's ice castle manipulations have us screaming at our TVs, foaming at the mouths, and saying things which could be held against us in a court of law. Whoopsies! We're too invested! After Tom peaces, I recap Potomac by me' lonesome. Yep, I know, Tom doesn't watch Potomac. Go harass him about it on Instagram @isthattomhearn   Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, (positively, PLEASE, I'm so sensitive) review us on all the apps you have on your phone. Thanks for listening!

Hello hello, and welcome to the latest episode of Trash Box! On this solo ep I cover the RHONY reunion cancelled (eyeroll emoji), the Salt Lake premiere (party hat emoji), Beverly Hills (bride emoji?), and Potomac (wide forehead emoji).  I'm on Taria S. Faison's What Else Is Going On podcast this week to cover Salt Lake, so give that a listen, and next week we have comedian Tom Hearn back to dish on the latest Housewives fuckery. Also, help me find synonyms for the word "crazy"! Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, (positively) review us on all the apps you have on your phone. Thanks for listening!

It's a solo Trash Box ep! I recorded this mere minutes after I watched this week's Beverly Hills, so my emotions are FRESH. And most of the emotions are rage, fury, anger. Erika is evil! Lisa was not drunk! Kyle needs to pick a lane! Oy. I gotta take a breath. Maybe it's time to go back to therapy? Before we dive into #RHOBH, I publicly eat shit and read aloud the fan mail I sent to Erika back in 2017. This extremely real Instagram message is so, so embarrassing, and I'd like to formally apologize to the Housewives community. But, then again, hindsight is 20/20. Hopefully the fan backlash makes Kyle and Crystal realize that Erika is pure evil, and they turn on her in the reunion.  Then it's Potomac time, where Michael is trash, Candiace is shady, Karen is delusional, and Gizelle is deeeeply in denial about her relationship with Jamal. So, yeah, your regular run-of-the-mill episode of Potomac! Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, (positively) review us on all the apps you have on your phone. Thanks for listening!

This week I am so lucky to be joined by a fellow Housewives podcaster, Taria S. Faison. Taria is the host of What Else is Going On? @weigopodcast. In this very special super-sized episode we recap this week's Bravo offerings and dive into a variety of topics, including (but not limited to): -Internet trolls, racists, and Housewives fans -how these women need to be breaking the fourth wall -the different types of chain restaurants in America and Canada (extremely relevant) The first show we cover is, obviously, RHOBH and the earth-shattering Dinner Party from Hell Part Deux Just… WOW. Neither of us are fans of Erika playing the victim or a “drunk” Lisa Rinna dressed head to toe in Teen Wolf couture (“Get that thing off my screen, right now”). But we both agree it's a fantastic episode of television. Up next is RHONY, and we talk about how this season has sucked, what needs to happen next (Dorinda or no?), and applaud all their boobies, both real and fake.   Then it's over to Taria's neck of the woods, Potomac. That's right, this East Coaster's got insider info and gossip from the DMV (DC/Maryland/Virginia, NOT the Dept. of Motor Vehicles), and an actual real life connection to Jamal Bryant and First Lady Gizelle. Also… do… I… love… Candiace? The answer is probably yes.   This was a fun one, so give ‘er a listen and be sure to check out Taria's podcast, What Else is Going On? Follow her on Instagram @weigopodcast ...on Twitter @tsfaison ...and on Patreon.   Also, PROGRAMMING NOTE: I'm 99% sure I blew my nose in the second hour of this ep, but when I went back to edit it, I couldn't find the blow (insert joke about checking Dorit's bathroom). So, if you do encounter a nose blow, that's a fun lil' Easter egg for you.  Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on all the apps you have on your phone. Thanks for listening!

Trash Box has returned from vacay to report on the news of the day! This week I'm joined by my friend, proud Housewives obsessive Natalie Metcalfe, an actress/writer/comedian known for her sketch duo Christian & Nat and her work with the Second City, Toronto. First up is the last Real Housewives of Potomac, which was an instant classic and the best episode of the season. Thank God for Ashley's messiness ("she blows it up, grabs her breast milk, and leaves!"), Wendy coming for deer-in-headlights Gizelle, and Candiace's confessionals. Then it's over to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where Garcelle is surrounded by idiots, Dorit is the biggest idiot of all, and Erika continues her propaganda campaign. After some Below Deck chat (Captain Glenn is hot, and now we've said it!), we cover RHONY, which... was... fine? I guess? Sigh. This season has been a shit show. Where's Salt Lake?! Check out Natalie's sketch comedy on Christian & Nat's YouTube page, and follow her on Instagram @nana_metcalfe and on Twitter @nanametcalfe. Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on all the apps you have on your phone. Thanks for listening!

Fuck off, Lisa Rinna. Fuck off, Erika. Fuck off, Ramona.  Welcome to this week's sorta-solo episode of Trash Box. First we need to talk about the Salt Lake City trailer: WOW. They're really going there with Jen Shah, thank Christ! Speaking of fraudsters... RHOBH! Erika Jayne's bullshit tears and Lisa Rinna coming for Garcelle is rage-inducing television. Flames... flames on the side of my face. Next up is Real Housewives of Potomac, which is hopefully setting itself up for some ridiculous colonial drama in the coming weeks. Then it's a special guest appearance from Emily's boyfriend, who's here to discuss RHONY and give his Jewish perspective on Black Shabbat. Emily may or may not understand the difference between Yiddish and Hebrew. Or not. PROGRAMMING NOTE: I'm taking 1 or 2 weeks off, so make sure to subscribe to Trash Box wherever you listen to podcasts so you know when we return :)  Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on all the apps you have on your phone. Thanks for listening!

Last September Nicky Nasrallah (A.K.A. drag sin-sation Selena Vyle) made the terrifying choice to watch every single Housewives show and episode in the order of when they aired. They have viewed 64 seasons in less than one year. And, somehow, they lived to tell the tale. First up Selena shares their Top 3 Hottest Househusbands (mystery #1 is who the title of this episode refers to... and it's not who we expected). Then we dive into Beverly Hills, where Emily callously compares Erika to OJ Simpson. Next up is New York, where there's a lot of Simon Van Kempen references for absolutely no reason. Then Selena mimics their very precious Cameos from Caroline Manzo, and we end on a brief Potomac. Ding dang dong! Follow Selena Vyle on: Twitter: @selenavyle Insta: @selenavyle WATCH their Fringe musical "Broken Hearted Girl"  And check out their Drag Race podcast "Squirrel Talk!" on Apple Podcasts /wherever you listen to pods. Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on all the apps you have on your phone. Thanks for listening, lovelies!

On this week's episode Emily is joined by Trash Box superfan (lol) Amanda Pereira, actress/comedian/host of The Liquid Courage Podcast. Get ready for an extremely passionate episode. Emotions run high and opinions run wild. First up is RHONY, where the consensus is egomaniacs Ramona and Lu need to get packin'. Then, even though there was no new Beverly Hills episode this week, Emily and Amanda discuss the reviled Erika Jayne and fan favourite Kathy Hilton. Amanda has some truly shocking takes. The ladies finally end on Potomac, and ask... what's goin' on, Zen Wen?   Follow Amanda Pereira on: Instagram: @amanda_pereira Twitter: @hotcoldspicy And check out her podcast on Instagram, on Patreon, on Apple Podcasts /wherever you listen to pods ;) Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on all the apps you have on your phone. Thanks for listening, lovelies!  

Welcome to this special solo episode of Trash Box! Emily is back from her family cottage trip where there was no WiFi and no Housewives on TV (LE GASP). But she's caught up on what she's missed and is here to share her very important opinions. First up is New York, which actually isn't the worst this week (thank you Bershan!). Does Sonja have an alcohol problem? Is it wise to confront her about it at the bar? Does the Salem psychic have access to Google? Yes, no, yes. Then it's over to Beverly Hills Does Kyle's Stolen Desert House, where Erika weaves a wild tale about a car accident, a cliff, and a coma. OK, hun. Finally we reach our beloved Potomac, which is the best show on television. PERIODT. Also, Juju Thornton and Grace Bryant are both the time, the place, the moment. And Karen continues her reign as the Shade Queen of the World. Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on all the apps you have on your phone. Thanks for listening!

It's a big week, folks! The much anticipated Potomac premiere, a RHONY episode where something actually happens (kudos, Bershan), and Erika's lawsuits blow up on Beverly Hills. Joining us is Nik from The Real Housewives Out of Context (@rhoutofcontext), a fantastic meme/fan account that you can find on Instagram and Twitter. Also, he's Emily's online pen pal, so we're pumped to finally meet in person and talk shop. First Emily and Nik talk about all the casting shakeup rumours swirling about; will NYC finally kick Ramona to the curb? Did Dallas just clean house? And what's the deal with Porsha on Atlanta? Then it's Potomac coverage. Thank you Jesus for Karen Huger and these beautiful, hilarious, snarky *quintessential* Housewives! And welcome Mia, age...36? We follow that with New York and Beverly Hills!* *Note to Erika: nice try with the cheap drug store mascara. Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on all the apps you have on your phone. Thanks for listening!

This week Emily is joined by Canada's most critically ignored drag superstar, THEE Viza DeCline. We're talkin' New York City, Beverly Hills, and anxiously counting down to the premiere of Potomac this Sunday.  First up is RHONY: Scorpio Ramona is a nightmare, LuAnn goes blue, Viza thinks Bershawn deserves a promotion, and how do you solve a problem like Leah? Then on RHOBH we talk about Erika's most recent legal issues, how much we appreciate both Crystal the Smug and Sutton the Sensitive, and Viza, vocal hater of stan culture, admits she's a huge Kathy Hilton stan. "Who's Hunky Dory?" Follow Viza DeCline on: Instagram: @thevizadecline Twitter: @thevizadecline Her Website: vizadecline.com And Patreon: thevizadecline And check out Viza's podcast with Patrick Murray, You're Doing It Wrong on Instagram: @youredoingitwrongshow Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on all the apps you have on your phone. Thanks for listening, lovelies!    

This week Trash Box welcomes back the high-larious Canadian Comedy Award-winning actor/comedian Tom Hearn. After shooting the shit about pandemic stress and Below Deck, it's time for a Beverly Hills deep dive. Emily and Tom discuss the fall of Erika Jayne (Tom's former favourite Housewife), the gift that is Kathy Hilton, the never ending Crystal vs. Sutton feud, and THEE ONE. THEE ONLY. MR. POPPINS. There's also lots of segues about body image, the definition of "convoluted" and the Kardashians. Then it's a hop, skip, and a jump over to New York, where Eboni continues to do all the emotional labour and fingies crossed this season gets better! Follow Tom Hearn... Twitter: @tomhearn Instagram: @isthattomhearn & his Youtube channel. Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on yer apps.

Welcome to another week of Trash Box and Real Housewives dramatics. In this episode Emily is joined by the hilarious comedian/TV writer/fitness wench Gillian Bartolucci, who's here to discuss the big Erika Jayne ep of Beverly Hills. What is true? What is lies? Is Bravo really selling Ms. Jayne as a victim? Will anything be definitively proven this season, or will the ladies continue to kiss Erika's ass?! Gill also shares her dance-world connection to THEE "pat the puss" icon Mikey Minden, her thoughts on being longwinded versus interrupting, the art of deflection, and how she wants to be friends with Crystal. Hell, who doesn't? Well, apart from Sutton. You can follow Gill @haggardb on Instagram.  Follow Trash Box on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, and give us a review on the Apple Podcast app. Thanks for listening...

On this week's Trash Box we have a surprise twist: No Marshall Lorenzo, due to scheduling issues. Just Emily Richardson, doing her best not to talk herself into madness. Don't worry! He'll be back next week. First Emily covers the exciting new Orange County casting news, then dives into the Erika Jayne doc; we touched on it last week, but now's the time to talk about Danielle's hair, Danielle's one liners, Danielle's blinding ego-- oh, and the people Tom stole money from. That was truly disgusting. And, hint hint, Emily's opinion regarding if Erika knew is in this episode's title. Then she recaps Beverly Hills (featuring a Jen Shah tangent), bad bitch Crystal Kung Minkoff, Dorit vs. Kyle the Interrupter, and the Erika that never arrived. NYC's kinda blah this week, but at least we get the return of the verbally abusive boxing coach, someone we were definitely all asking for and certainly isn't being shoved down our throats. Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, and give us a review on the Apple Podcast app. Thanks for listening...

Hello hello lovelies! Time for another award-winning (don't look that up) episode of Trash Box! This week we're covering NYC,  Beverly Hills, and then WHOA! We got a fancy screener for the upcoming Hulu/ABC Erika Jayne/Tom Girardi documentary “The Housewife and the Hustler” (premieres Monday) and we talk a bit about it... sans spoilies. First up is RHONY. Everyone sucks except Eboni and Sonja, nobody knows what “white fragility” is, Heather Thomson has been in the “homes and cores of Black America”, and Leah has finally broken bad. RIP. Then it's Beverly Hills: Sutton continues to unravel, we love Crystal and Kathy, and we hate Rinna (none of this is new). What IS new is Marshall BREAKING THE CASE and hypothesizing that Rinna's Jackie Goldschneider-esque Denise/sexual assault analogy is actually about Charlie Sheen? It makes absolutely no sense and he's definitely wrong :) Finally it's time for our opinions on the Erika Jayne doc featuring the talking head talents of Dana “$25,000” Wilkey, Danielle Staub, and legend/icon/woman Sunny Hostin. Our verdict: Tom is evil, Erika had to have known something, and watching interviews with the victims makes the whole thing even more disgusting. LOCK! THEM! UP! And FILM! IT! FOR! HOUSEWIVES! Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, and give us a review on the Apple Podcast app. Thanks for listening...

Aaaaand we're back from our week off with good news and bad... the good? Emily's hand is healing! The bad? Marshall's dead tooth shattered on a piece of bacon. Help us, it's the last few minutes of Death Becomes Her over here! But no matter, we shall soldier on. After brief coverage of the Potomac trailer and New Jersey's reunion finale from last week, we get to the important shit: Kathy Hilton's Beverly Hills Housewives! From the white noise fan to the night chips to the sleeping in to the martini prank, we are huuuge fans. We also discuss Sutton's uber-sensitivity and her white lady blinders. Then we ponder why (oh why) these women were so shocked by the sight of a grown ass woman chugging a martini.  On RHONY Eboni is forced to deal with LuAnn and Ramona's white fragility, Leah's hit a sophomore slump, and Sonja is an artiste who likes dandy boys with pocket squares. We also talk about how all the current Housewives shows are dealing with the same issue: the new non-white cast members being forced to educate their co-stars. It's frustrating to watch, and hopefully these women start using their LISTENING EARS (insert picture of penis-hater Ramona plugging her ears). Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, and give us a review on the Apple Podcast app. Thanks for listening...

Hey all! Emily pulled a Dorinda in Mexico: she stabbed her hand. Except she was sober (actually) and instead of a knife at the dinner table it was a shard from a glass that smashed while she was taking a bath. The doctor says nobody should ever take any glassware into the tub, so let this be a lesson to us all! Plastic cups from here on out. A few stitches later, and everything's fine, but she can't edit any new episodes for the next few days cuz it's her dominant hand and it hurts to make it do stuff. So we're taking the week off and will be back next week to recap two weeks of RHONY, RHOBH, and the reunion finale of RHONJ. We'll miss ya! Have a good week.  Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, and give us a review on the Apple Podcast app. Thanks for listening...

Welcome back Beverly Hills! Things seem to be off to a promising start with the introduction of kooky Kathy Hilton DDT and the refreshingly snobby Crystal Kung Minkhoff. Plus: our beloved Sutton gets a diamond (fingers crossed she's not racist next week!), Garcelle has come to play, Lisa Rinna's on another bullshit apology tour, Kyle got a youthful nose job, Dorit's son Jagger is THE MOMENT, and Erica is unknowingly on the brink of total financial/marital/legal disaster. :) Sorry Glam Squad Mikey, your days of robotically Yas Queening your boss' fancy Barbie duds are numbered! Then it's over to RHONY, where Sonja gives us a repeat performance of the Morgan Letters, the apple orchard, that time she freaked about the family crest on the slippers, etc. etc. etc. Consistency is key. On the first part of the New Jersey reunion, Teresa continues to be stupid, Marge had a meh season, and fuck off Melissa and Joe. Most of the recap is Emily gushing about how Jennifer Aydin is a star. Good job, concubine! Like and subscribe, and if you have a moment, give us a review on Apple Podcasts, we'd really appreciate it. Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Thanks so much for listening!   

This week on Trash Box we say goodbye to Atlanta (we'll miss you ladies!) and Dallas (don't let the door hit y'all on the way out!). But first up it's our favourite franchise, New York, where Sonja's being Sonja, Lu's being Lu, and Ramona's on her best behaviour. Alas, Ramona's very best behaviour is still startlingly rude. Just ask the help. Next up is the final episode of the Dallas reunion. Surprise! Kam is a racist! And now the Westcott brothers (Court and CHART) are attacking Tiffany online. Ugh, Bravo, fire her dumb-dumb ass ASAP. On Atlanta it's more unpleasant slut shaming from Kenya, but we also get some great screaming matches and truly ridiculous Marlo moments. And Drew's prayer? Inspired. Finally, we finish off with the New Jersey season finale, and, no, we want nothing to do with this phony baloney Melissa and Joe Gorga storyline. Sigh. Also, how did we begin this season on Team Jackie Goldschneider and end it as Jennifer and Bill Aydin stans? The world is a wacky place indeed. Finally, we end our episode by circling back to Atlanta and discussing Porsha's engagement to Fallyn's husband. BONUS: Experience Marshall realizing who Fallyn is in real time! Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review, all that fun stuff. And thanks so much for listening!   

It's here. Finally. The RHONY premiere! We jump right in and cover it all: new Housewife Eboni K. Williams (strong start!), LuAnn's sobriety, Leah's nose job, Ramona's terrible personality, and Sonja somehow finding herself back inside that cursed Upper East Side townhouse. Sigh. We missed our New York girls! Welcome back, you utter fools.  Then it's on to the Dallas reunion, which is full of racists. Then it's over to the Atlanta reunion, where Marlo sports a sexy floor-length leather bib, Andy gets kinky for Kandi, and Kenya continues to be exhausting. Finally, we head up to New Jersey. It's official - get rid of the Gorgas and Jackie, hold on to Frank and Dolores for dear life, and more pineapple cum references, please! Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on the Apple Podcast app, and tune in next week!

This week Emily and Marshall welcome a very special guest: David Yontef, host of the pop culture podcast Behind the Velvet Rope and real-life friend to many real Real Housewives!  Obviously we do our darndest to suckle as much juicy intel as we can from David's brain, and he dishes on who's a sweetie, who's a diva, and who's a "horrific, vile, disgusting, repulsive human being." His actual words. We also discuss the latest Dallas, Atlanta, and New Jersey eps, the upcoming season of RHONY (Eeee! Next week!), and Joe Gorga's perfect tush. Oh, and Emily actually has her own excluuusive RHOA gossip she heard from a friend of a friend of a friend. And it has to do with who ACTUALLY (errr... allegedly) fucked Bolo. PIKACHU MEME FACE. Be sure to listen to David's podcast Behind the Velvet Rope and follow him on the Instagram at @behindthevelvetrope and @davidyontef! There are new eps of Trash Box every week. Follow us on Instagram @trashboxhousewives and on Twitter @thetrashboxpod. Like, subscribe, and give us a review on the Apple Podcast app.

Welcome to our 30th episode of Trash Box! Today we kick things off with Atlanta, and ask the important questions: Why does Kenya's 2-year-old daughter have her own phone? Why doesn't LaToya doesn't have a peach? Why the fuck is Drew playing her recording of Prophet Lott on a boom box? And is Shereé returning next season?   Then we switch over to Dallas, where we discuss the D’Andra/Mama Dee/step-mother drama. Emily goes so far as to track down the dead father’s memorial site and makes the shocking discovery that Mama Dee purposely left out the son and step-mother from the obituary, and claimed SHE was the dead father’s at-time-of-death-current-wife, rather than his ex. Wild, right? Sure, except… IT NEVER HAPPENED. That’s right, from 33:50 to 40:32, we mistake D’Andra’s dead step-dad for her dead biological dad (Glen Simmons), and get totally riled up about the obit drama that DOES NOT EXIST. So feel free to skip that section (or just 'til 38:20, which is when we discuss the actual meeting between D’Andra/step-mom), OR listen to the whole thing cuz we're so sure we're correct and deeply passionate about our delusions.   Over on Jersey we rave about Jennifer Aydin, butt heads about Teresa's behaviour at the Turkish tea party, and yearn for a new Housewife that'll shake some shit up. Sorry, Melissa, you're just not cutting it anymore. Next week we have a special guest -- Behind the Velvet Rope podcast host/Bravo guru David Yontef! We'll do our regular recap and also ask David everything about all the Housewives he's interviewed. Don't miss it! Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, and give us a review on the Apple Podcast app.

Welcome to another week of Housewives fuckery! We open this ep with our thoughts on the Beverly Hills trailer. Obviously we're pro-Sutton/anti-Erica. This is the only correct opinion. In our regular recaps we open with New Jersey, where a psychic medium has a producer in her ear and Jennifer deals with generational trauma. Then we head to Dallas where it's more organized fun (blegh) and Kary "pranks" the girls by pouring salsa onto the bed. We also discuss the recent Vulture article about Bravo and racism. And then our favourite Pixar shorts, for some reason. Then it's over to Atlanta where Drew accuses Toya (give this woman a peach!) of infecting an innocent prophet with her Delilah spirit! Speaking of fun sluts, we finish this ep by discussing Grindr in Marshall's native New Zealand. Use pics, boys! Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review, tell your Bravo friends, and we hope we brought a little escapism to your week.

And we're back! Please note that, from now on, new eps will be released late late Friday nights/early Saturday mornings Toronto-time (EST?). Cuz our schedules have changed. Anywho! Here we go! We dive right into it this week. First up is a very special New Jersey, which briefly morphed into Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf starring Melissa and Joe Gorga. Except none of these characters are professors and nobody's getting nominated for any acting awards. On Atlanta it's Marlo vs. Common Sense,  Kenya vs. Porsha, and Production vs. Hurricane Zeta. Then on Dallas we continue to trash Brandi. And now Kary's on our shit list too, cuz she was rude to the Bigfoot guy. Don't be rude to the Bigfoot guy!   Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on the Apple Podcast app, and tune in next week!

JEN SHAH ARRESTED FOR FRAUD. Obviously we cover this dramatic breaking news that had us doing Pikachu meme face at our phones. But first, we must discuss Emily going viral on TikTok, and how her sudden brush with fame has immediately gone to her head. But then we tackle Jen, who is most definitely screwed. Lisa does not love that. After that we cover Atlanta (room drama!), then Dallas (text drama!), and then... a special surprise. Marshall effed up and watched the wrong New Jersey episode this week. And Emily can hardly remember what happened. So who heroically swings in to lead the discussion? Eli, Emily's long suffering live-in boyfriend. He has notes, people! And an inability to sit still in his chair; the final third of this podcast ep has so many audio thumps, squeaks, and creaks you'd think it was that part in Titanic right before the ship splits in two. In other words? Pure chaos. The odd explosion. Enjoy! Tomorrow we'll be back with our Dallas and Jersey coverage. Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review, tell your fellow Bravo fans, and thanks so much for listening!

Holy shit, the RHONY trailer is here! And it has everything: LuAnn's new boyfriend Garth (Garf?), barenaked titties, a wasted Sonja, and some extremely frustrating racism from, you guessed it, Ramona "I DON'T HAVE THE VIRUS" Singer. Aye yai yaiii. We can't wait to cover it cum May 4th, cuz even a pandemic season of New York is still the best comedy show on TV. After talkin' trailer, we dive right into Atlanta where it's Fallyn (ft. Golf Club) vs. LaToya (ft. Obnoxiousness & Drunk Driving [?]). Also, Kenya wears a Native American headdress, and just... WHY?! On Dallas Brandi defends her God given right to both talk to ghosts and judge half-assed Christians like D'Andra. And up in New Jersey we fiiinally get a Teresa/Jackie showdown. And it has dildos! Awww, we love our girls... Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review, tell ya friends, and we hope you enjoy.  

Yes, obviously this episode's title is about Teresa. Anywho! We begin this week's Trash Box with shocking news — poor Tinsley got dumped by Scott the Coupon Bitch. Sigh. Evil (AKA Dorinda and rich, middle-aged bachelors from Chicago) won. After that it's our recap of New Jersey, where Jackie still refuses to film with dumb dumb Teresa, Frank and Joe talk semen, and Jennifer's plastered pool party performance prompts us to share some of our own blackout tales. Then we head down south to Atlanta. It's Toya vs. Drew at the Nieces party (ft. Marlo's titties), Cynthia's COVID nightmare of a wedding, and the return of Eva. Did you know Marshall loves Eva? Neither did Emily. Out west on Dallas it's more racism, appropriation, and Brandi digging her own grave. Also, Marshall schools Emily on the term "cafeteria Christian." And there are snakes. And Mama Dee. Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review, all that fun stuff. And thanks so much for listening! 

It's Dallas and New Jersey time! If you're here for Atlanta, check out our last ep with guest Coko Galore (who binged all 13 seasons in one month). If you're like, "Nooo, I'm here for the ladies of the lakes, both Austin and George", then you, madam, are in the right place. First up, the Dallas sorority girls, who can’t stop bullying poor Tiffany. We discuss if Kary is fun (Marshall's opinion) or the worst (Emily's opinion), how Mama Dee doesn't "GIVE A RIP", and the long exit of sad, sad, ignorant Brandi. Then it's New Jersey, where we talk about the @deuxmoi casting and production tea, if Evan is a cheater, and, as always, Teresa vs. Jackie. We end on the Bethenny/Meghan Markle tweet drama. Big surprise, Bethenny is not supporting other women. Especially women of colour. NEXT! Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on the apps.  

Today we welcome funny/talented/hardworking Coko Galore, who may have just broken a world record: she binged all 13 seasons (276 episodes!) of The Real Housewives of Atlanta in ONE MONTH. And she'd never seen any Housewives before. An inspiration to Bravoholics the world over. FYI this ep is allll RHOA. We discuss the most recent ep, but mainly deep-dive into the psychology and "unreasonable behaviour" of past and present Atlanta Housewives (especially Miss USA '93 herself, Kenya Moore). If you miss yacking about Nene, Phaedra, and Kim Zolciak, this is the ep for you! Follow Coko Galore... Bad Dog Comedy TV, where she's artistic/managing director Twitter: @cokogalore Instagram: @cokogalore   Tomorrow we'll be back with our Dallas and Jersey coverage. Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review, tell your fellow Bravo fans, and thanks so much for listening!

Yesterday New Zealand was hit with two earthquakes and a tsunami warning. Lucky for us, Trash Box's Marshall Lorenzo slept through everything and is here to share his very important thoughts on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Dallas, and New Jersey. A true Kiwi hero! On Atlanta, we're settling in to what's surely going to be our main season-long storyline; Detective Kenya tracking down who fucked Bolo. Let's be real, it was Porsha. On Dallas, we're still not loving Dallas. And bye bye Brandi! On New Jersey, we discuss whether the Evan cheating rumours could possibly be true. Hey, even a broken clock (Teresa) is right twice a day (maybe once in 11 seasons). Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on the Apple Podcast app, and tune in next week!

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 1 is dunzo, and we're honouring its ending with a very special podcast episode featuring comedians Alessandra Vite and Erica Gellert.  The Salt Lake City Season 1 Extravaganza Retrospective™ has it all: a recap of the reunion finale, a Mary Cosby psychoanalysis, a heated discussion about the stigma of smell, a trivia quiz hosted by Emily (around 41:20 if you'd like to play along and easily trounce our contestants), Marshall's Housewives-themed Never Have I Ever, and lots of chaos and laughter. Thanks for listening fellow Housewives lovers!  Follow Erica Gellert... Twitter: @ericagellert Instagram: @ericagellert And her beautiful handwoven art: @goodenoughweaving Follow Alessandra Vite... Twitter: @althevite Instagram: @alessandravite Listen to her podcast "Shh, I'm Watching A Movie!" If you like our pod, give us a review on Apple Podcasts, subscribe, and follow us on the socials: Instagram @trashboxhousewives & Twitter @thetrashboxpod

He's here... he's hung... he's... BOLO. Finally! We passionately discuss the much anticipated Atlanta sex party episode and the latest Jersey. For Salt Lake City coverage check back late Friday for our Reunion Part III/Season 1 retrospective/trivia extravaganza episode with guest comedians Erica Gellert and Alessandra Vite. But back to Atlanta. It's allll about Bolo. And Bolo's penis. And Bolo's talents. And "Yes Mistress." And those Basic Instinct confessionals. And Kenya's machinations, which Marshall refers to as "devastating." Let the nieces fuck Bolo in peace, Auntie K! No one likes a slut-shaming sex narc. Meanwhile, up New Jersey-way, Teresa Giudice continues to be a stupid person, Dolores might be in a throuple, and we learn more about the enigma that is Jennifer Aydin. Did this ep reach the glorious highs of last week's knockout fight? No. Were we entertained? Yes. We were. Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, leave a review on Apple podcasts, all that stuff. Thanks for listening! :-)

Emily and Marshall are back for the second new Trash Box of the week. And boy oh boy, are we excited to discuss both the New Jersey premiere and Salt Lake City reunion. These eps were brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, etc. etc. etc. Makin' Dallas look like an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. We immediately dive into New Jersey and catch up on what the ladies have been doing during the pandemic. Hmmm, mostly plastic surgery, by the looks of it. Then Teresa kicks things into high gear by immediately spreading a rumour that Jackie's husband is cheating on her at the gym. Just how dumb is Tre? Just how smart is Jackie? Who does one stan? Spoiler alert: GOLDSCHNEIDER 4 LYFE.  Over on Salt Lake it's Whitney/Heather, bad weather, tornado spin the truth, destroy *slam poetry snaps all around* This ep is one for the books: Mary's finally confronted about her cult/racism, Lisa and Heather are at each other's throats, and Meredith may or may not have been replaced by a cardboard cutout. It's a Real Housewives mystery! Next week we'll have our regular ep coverage of Atlanta/Dallas/NJ, but ALSO a very special Salt Lake City first season retrospective/trivia contest/celebration with comedians Erica Gellert and Alessandra Vite. Don't miss it! Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review, tell ya friends, enjoy!

On the first of two new Trash Box eps this week we cover the latest Atlanta and Dallas. Tune in Friday morn for  our New Jersey and Salt Lake City coverage. So! On this week’s Atlanta poor Kenya (the only mother to ever exist) takes bad hostessing to a brand new level. Like, even worse than Tiffany "Cricket Pizza" Moon. The ladies are sick of Kenya's bullshit, and so are we. But everything's forgiven the moment we set eyes on that spectacular PPE-clad stripper. Next week can't come soon enough! Then we take the bus to Dallas, where it's all basic bitch hijinks, eavesdropping, and Kary vs. D'Andra. Also, Emily somehow thinks Chris Cornell is the guy from Creed. Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on yer apps.

Time to analyze/judge/yack/laugh about this week in Housewives. We finally figured out why there was no new Atlanta this week; the SUPERBOWL! Who said this wasn't an investigative detective-type podcast? On Part One of the Salt Lake City reunion, the ladies have gathered to dig up year-old beefs, present Andy with poorly photocopied printouts, and one-up each other's traumas. Winner: Heather. Loser: Lisa. Confused: Mary. Then it's over to the latest Dallas ep, which left a bad taste in both Marshall and Emily's mouths. Even worse than the secret cricket pizza. We discuss Brandi's sensitive stomach, how Kam keeps blowing her "gay icon" potential, and the etiquette (sigh) behind Tiffany's hostess text and that "no shoes in the house" rule. Next week Atlanta returns (thank Satan [Kenya]), plus Dallas Goes To Austin, then Part Deux of the SLC reunion, and... holy shit; New Jersey premieres Wednesday night?! GOLDEN

Sigh. These women. God bless these wonderful, wealthy, weirdo narcissists and all their bullshit. On Atlanta the Charleston trip finally kicks things into high gear. Fuck Auntie Kenya's organized fun, the Nieces just wanna drink and dance! Meanwhile, LaToya buys a wig and Drew autographs a headshot. Shady golf claps all around. Over on the finale of Salt Lake, we demand skeletons be released from closets (looking at you, everybody but Heather), and discuss Mary's actually scary cult. Then we get to Dallas, where the ladies got drunk, messy, and mean. But the real question is... who is the real Kary? And who is the real D'Andra? And, of course, who is the real Dr. Tiffany? JK, we know who she is: a STAAAAR. And a Sun. And a Moon. Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on the Apple Podcast app, and tune in next week!  

Aaaand we're back! A day late and many dollars and brain cells short. On this week's episode, an exhausted Emily and sun-kissed Marshall discuss the latest offerings out of Salt Lake, Atlanta, and Dallas. On SLC, the ladies take Vegas. And by "take Vegas" we mean they get raged at by Jen Shah and meet an immediately iconic hypnotist named Kimberly Friedmutter. Kimberly skips the hypnotism and instead opts for calling Jen on all her bullshit! A star is born. On Atlanta, bullshit artist Kenya and new girl LaToya join forces and vow to create chaos and do evils. Hmmm, how many episodes 'til the threesome? Finally, Dallas takes a tumble with the first meh episode of the season. On the plus side, in a Danielle Staub-style twist, we did learn D'Andra was engaged thirteen times. Mazel? Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review, all that fun stuff. And thanks so much for listening!

Marshall and Emily meld their minds once again (a la the two-headed monster that is Meredith/Lisa) to bring you a brand new episode of Trash Box! This week it's our usual fare: Dallas, then Salt Lake, then Atlanta. On Dallas, Kam reminds us who she is (a stupid idiot), and our two-episode-long Kam-standom screeches to a halt. Meanwhile, Marshall can't stop ogling the topless bartenders (and...Travis Hollman?), Brandi gets points for prop comedy, and Kary, 50, gets violently hosed down by champagne. On Salt Lake City, it's more of Jen's anger issues, Mary's Grey Gardens confessionals, and Heather being awesome. And yay, Las Vegas! Finally, it's a meh episode of Atlanta that exists only to sets up what we've all been waiting for: the cast trip! Get your PPE ready, y'all, we're having a threesome in Charleston! Follow us on the Twitters @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review, tell everyone you've ever met!

Ahhhh. Velcome back. Vee are indeeeed living in zee golden age of television. This week we start by watching the New Jersey trailer. Together. During the podcast recording. It's a mess, and the only real takeaway is that Dolores Catania is a Trump supporter and we're in for a wild season. Then it's time to check in with our lovely Georgia peaches on Atlanta. Kenya's concocted the weirdest surprise cover-up story ever and convinced Cynthia that she's meeting President Elect Joe Biden. Meanwhile, Todd is absolutely flummoxed by cheesecake. We head further south (errr, then West) to Dallas, where Kam continues to serve up weekly comedy gold, Tiffany serves up chicken feet, and Kary serves up annoying. Finally, Salt Lake City: Meredith and Lisa can hardly see the other women on their high, high horses. Mary can't leave her house cuz all her doors have been blocked by clothes. And Jen's anger issues are getting even more disturbing. And more entertaining. I WILL DROWN YOU, BITCH!! xoxo Trash Box Girl Follow us on the Twitters @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review, believe in yourself!  

Hello, hello, hello! Trash Box is proud to present 51 minutes of fluff you can use to briefly escape from the sick, sad world. Sigh. In this ep we discuss the latest Salt Lake and Atlanta. If you're looking for the Dallas premiere, check out Episode 11. First up is Salt Lake City, and this shit’s an instant classic, all thanks to a shit-stirring/shit-faced Whitney. Congratulations, Mrs. Rose, we didn't know you had it in you! Meanwhile, Mary's not invited, Meredith's not engaging, and Jen is, errrr, not well. Then over to Atlanta, where Kenya puppeteers some plotlines, Kandi reminds us why we love her, and Porsha returns to the fold. The less said about Drew's shithead husband the better. Run, Drew, run! Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review, all that stuff. Thanks for listening, and stay safe out there.

Ahhh, the first Trash Box of 2021. Our only resolution was to get all caught up on Potomac Reunion Part III, Dallas’ premiere, and the latest Salt Lake City. And guess what? We did it. Back to sleep for the rest of the year! First up is Dallas, which was a lot more entertaining than we thought it'd be. Mainly thanks to Kameron Westcott (whose comedy stylings finally put the "are women funny?" debate to bed once and for all) and newcomer Dr. Tiffany Moon (who addresses the racist ginger elephant in the room). By the time we get to Salt Lake City, Emily is inexplicably wine-drunk. But that doesn't stop her from leading a very serious discussion on addiction, marriage, and music copyright law. Finally, it's a farewell to Potomac, Monique, T'Challa, and a neeearly perfect fifth season (binder went MIA). Even diehard Gizelle stan Marshall Lorenzo is forced to admit the word on the street: she totally bombed the reunion. Two private bodyguards in one single season? Hey, ya gotta admire her dramantics (not a typo).   Thanks for listening, review, like, subscribe, and follow us on the socials: Instagram @trashboxhousewives & Twitter @thetrashboxpod