Was I Drunk?

The drink is NOTHING...he made nothing...he just talked about "smash" type cocktails ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Nothing ------------------------------------------------------------------------ We discuss, with limited interruptions, tipping culture in America and the current state of not paying service staff a living wage. Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.

The drink is a Jenkins Original...the Failed Resolution. We discuss the past year and all the things we accomplished, or did not accomplish and then jump into what we hope to do in the new year.  ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Failed Resolution  1 1/2 oz Vodka 1 oz Lemon Juice 1/2 oz Simple Syrup 1/4 oz Maraschino Liqueur Brut Champagne 1. Combine ingredients into your shaker and shake over ice 2. Double strain into Champagne Flute 3. Top off with Brut Champagne ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is the Egg Nog. A bio tech CEO gets held accountable, baby mommas behind bars, obsolete jobs and Austin gets a Cobbler to mend his shoes our sponsor this week (49:35) Deck the Balls promises Bling for your Thing and Twitter implodes.  ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Egg Nog  1 oz of heavy cream 1 whole egg 3/4 oz Rum (Plantation 5 Year) 3/4 oz Cognac Barspoon of vanilla extract 3/4 oz simple syrup 1. Combine ingredients into your shaker and shake over ice. 2. Double strain into a double old fashioned glass. 3. Garnish with ground nutmeg. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is the Gobbler. A gay nightclub shooting just in time to ruin the holidays, our favorite and least favorite Thanksgiving foods and our favorite Florida man gets some bad news. After a special holiday themed edition of the "Newlyfriends Game" we dish on our trashiest stories from Thanksgivings of years past.  ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Gobbler  1 1/2 oz Rye 3/4 oz Orange Juice 1/2 oz Cranberry Juice 1/2 oz Demerara  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is a Fall Margarita. Daryl Brooks, the Christmas parade madman, is sentenced after a spirited defense by his attorney...Daryl Brooks, Taylor Swift dominates the billboard top 10, and Peloton gets a death threat from my toddler. Our sponsor this week is Lift, the only ride share service that IS full of hot air. Then we return with a spirited defense of GMO's vs Monsanto and are the two inseparable now... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Fall Margarita  2 oz 100% apple cider 2 oz pear juice 1 1/2 oz of tequila 1 oz of Grand Mariner or orange liqueur Salt Lime Pour a 1/4″ layer of salt on a small plate. Run a lime along the rim of your cocktail glass, turn glass upside down and gently press the rim into salt. (You can also use simple syrup, if you have this on hand, to get the salt to stick to the glass.) Scoop ice into glass so that it is about 3/4 of the way full and squeeze the rest of your lime wedge over the ice. Combine liquid ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice and shake vigorously for about 15 seconds. Strain ice and pour your Thanksgiving margarita into prepared cocktail glass. Finish with a whole cinnamon stick. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is a Horses Neck. We talk all things "Weird" when we discuss Weird Al's new pseudo biopic, Elon Musk really screws up Twitter with his blue check fiasco, Clarence Thomas is a traitor on Trump Indictment watch, there are some real strong strong opinions on Daylight savings time, a Florida man tries to kill his co-worker and we talk about healthy relationships and what that means to us.  ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Horses Neck  2 oz Blended Whiskey (Knobs Creek) 3 dashes angostura bitters 4 oz Ginger Ale Pour whiskey and angostura bitters into your mixing glass Stir over ice Serve over ice into a double old fashioned glass Top off with Ginger Ale Garnish with lemon zest ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is a Cranberry Apple Margarita. Trumpers holds a micro sized rally in DC, The Choo Choo trains get stopped all up due to a strike, Captain Kirk is underwhelmed by space and the "Right Stuff" conservative themed dating app is a total sausage party. After a break for Trump indictment watch and seeing what our Florida Man is up to we discuss the phenomenon that has corporate big wigs crying, Quiet Quitting.  ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Cranberry Margarita Bowl  1 1/2 cups tequila 1 1/2 cups apple cider 1 1/2 cup cranberry juice 3/4 orange juice Brown or Cinnamon Sugar Pour everything into a big bowl with ice. Rim your martini glass with the brown sugar and enjoy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is a Gourds Galore. In this all spooky Halloween edition of Was I Drunk we explore all things spooktacuar. From the Romanticization of Serial Killers, Corn Mazes and trumped up Halloween scares all the way to whether apparitions are real and ghost penis. Oh and in the middle there we play a quiz game! This is a super fun, if a little long, episode of Was I Drunk but I promise you'll enjoy. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Gourds Galore  1 Infuser Kit from Camp Craft Cocktail Mixer add 14 ounces cognac 1 1/2 ounces of the infused cognac 2 bar spoons of absinth 2 ounces of ginger ale Add the infused liquor to your double old fashioned glass. Add absinth. Mix over ice. Pour in the 2 ounces of ginger ale. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is a Hanky Panky. Putin is making more threats of nuclear annihilation, Hershel Walker doesn't pull out and Kanye West is going "Death Con 3" on the Jewish people. After a brief word from this weeks sponsor "Wayne's Mane" we dive into Biden's pardons for Marijuana. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Hanky Panky  1 1/2 ounces gin 1 1/2 ounces sweet vermouth 2 dashes Fernet-Branca Garnish: orange twist Add the gin, sweet vermouth and Fernet-Branca into a mixing glass with ice and stir until well-chilled. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with an orange twist. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is a Mimosa. The apéritif topics include a brief diversion on Rick and Morty Season 6, where exactly is the geographic center of the US, what qualifies as the midwest United States, Ford's new electric vehicle conversion kits for older vehicles and whether that "ruins" a classic car. Then after our Trump Indictment Watch, Florida man and a brief word from this weeks sponsor "Partial Rekall" we dive into Simulation Theory and whether we're all just in some weird alien kids Sims 3 game.  ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Mimosa  ¼ cup orange juice ¾ cup champagne, chilled Divide orange juice evenly into two flute glasses; top with chilled Champagne and serve. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is The White Russian. The apéritif topics the discussion over starting Sex Ed in Kindergarten, a right wing dating app that's sure to be a success and a local who likes to exercise his freedom of idiocracy. Then we launch into Trump Indictment Watch and a Florida man is going to jail because a 14 year old was full of shit. After after a message from our sponsor (30:22) we discuss review bombing and it's wider implications. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The White Russian  2 ounces vodka 1 ounce Kahlúa 1 splash heavy cream Add the vodka and Kahlúa to a rocks glass filled with ice. Top with the heavy cream and stir. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is The Manhattan. The apéritif topics are all over the board this week but include racist LOTR fans, Mission Impossible (another Artemis scrubbed launch), 2022 midterms, Jenkins read about some old water in Canada, Smokey the Bear has brand spanking new cum gutters and a porn shop in Kentucky where voyeurs can put on a show. Then we launch into Trump Indictment Watch and a Florida man is going to jail because a 14 year old was full of shit. After after a message from our sponsor (30:22) "Real Threat Challenges" we discuss physician assisted suicide and where we each stand on the issue. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Manhattan  2 ounces rye whiskey 1 ounce sweet vermouth 2 dashes Angostura bitters Garnish: brandied cherry (or lemon twist, if preferred) Add the rye whiskey, sweet vermouth, and bitters into a mixing glass with ice and stir until well-chilled. Strain into a chilled Nick & Nora or coupe glass. Garnish with a brandied cherry (or a lemon twist, if preferred). ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is The Old Pal. The apéritif topics include Kevin Smith's upcoming Clerks III, 9/11 9/11 and more Russian blunders in Ukraine. Then we launch into Trump Indictment Watch and a Florida cop is allowed to resign after sexually assaulting a teenager. After after a message from our sponsor (32:54) "PME: Podcast Management Empire" we discuss the death of Queen Elizabeth II of England the implications that might have for the world.  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Old Pal 1 ounce rye whiskey 1 ounce Campari 1 ounce dry vermouth Garnish: lemon twist Add the rye whiskey, Campari and dry vermouth into a mixing glass with ice and stir until well-chilled. Strain into a chilled coupe glass. Garnish with a lemon twist.   ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is a "classic" Martini. The apéritif topics include returning to the moon with Artemis I, a no make up Miss Universe contestant and technology modifying our species. Then we launch into Trump Indictment Watch and a Florida man bites and chokes a relative over a toaster oven. After after a message from our sponsor (26:50) "Hello Rancid International" we discuss sustainable gardening and can it really support a person. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Whiskey Sour Slice of Lemon Peel 1 ounce dry vermouth 3 ounces London dry gen Add lemon peel to glass Add ice Pour the dry vermouth and gin into the glass Stir, do not shake   ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is a Whiskey Sour. The apéritif topics include feeding and overfeeding of stray animals, population control and recycling nonsense. Then we launch into our new segment, Trump Indictment Watch and a racist Florida man tries to do racist shit to a black kung fu master and gets what's coming to him. After after a message from our sponsor (20:02) "Cold Case Case" we discuss the upcoming midterm elections and the implications for the future of our country. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Whiskey Sour 2 ounces bourbon 3/4 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed 1/2 ounce simple syrup 1/2 ounce egg white (optional) Garnish: Angostura bitters Add bourbon, lemon juice, simple syrup and egg white, if using, to a shaker and dry-shake for 30 seconds without ice. Add ice and shake again until well-chilled. Strain into a rocks glass or a coupe. Garnish with 3 or 4 drops of Angostura bitters.   ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is The French 75. The apéritif topics include the raiding and fallout of Mar-a-Lago, the "Patriotic" Traitors who are undermining our democracy, religion in our government. A nude Florida man tries to rob a man and then after a message from our sponsor "The Letter C" we discuss whether or not milestones and anniversaries really matter, or should matter.  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The French 75 1 ounce gin 1/2 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed 1/2 ounce simple syrup 3 ounces Champagne (or other sparkling wine) Garnish: lemon twist Add the gin, lemon juice and simple syrup to a shaker with ice and shake until well-chilled. Strain into a Champagne flute. Top with the Champagne. Garnish with a lemon twist.   ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

::Updated:: Episode volume and balance have been updated. The drink is a frozen tequila sunrise margarita and the topic is...NONE. For our 20th episode we are doing the laziest thing possible, a clip show. But this isn't any ordinary BORING clip show, this is a review of all our fictitious ads from the last 19 episodes. Come on a journey with us as we decide which ads still hold their own and which ones just can't quite cut the mustard. Who will rise to the top and who will sink or swim. How many more colloquialisms can I fit in this description? Click now and find out.  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Frozen Tequila Sunrise Margarita 4 c. orange juice   4 oz. silver tequila   2 oz. triple sec   2 tbsp. lime juice   4 oz. grenadine, divided   Orange slices and Maraschino cherries for garnish    Fill ice cube trays with orange juice and freeze until solid, 3 to 4 hours. When orange juice cubes are frozen, combine with tequila, triple sec, and lime juice in a blender. Blend until smooth. Pour 1 oz grenadine to the bottom of each glass, then fill each with blended drink. Garnish with a slice of orange and a maraschino cherry and serve.     ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the characters we are playing and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is The Paloma. The apéritif topics are flooding in Kentucky, the Star Trek Legend Nichelle Nichols passes away, treating for pests and all those effects, and the Florida gets a DUI inside of a Walmart. After a message from our sponsor "Our Pillow" we discuss the addictive qualities of nicotine and our very own Drinkins attempt to kick the habit. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Paloma 1 1/4 OZ Sour Mix   2 OZ Tequila   Shake over ice, pour over ice and top with grapefruit soda   Garnish with a salt rim and a lime wedge     ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is a Whiskeythyme. The apéritif topics are a heatwave in the UK, a deep dive down the mulch rabbit hole, how dark can Batman get and the Florida man finds a lizard in his commode. After a message from our sponsor "Touch Mobile" we discuss the controversial world of student loans, loan forgiveness and where we go from here. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Whiskeythyme 1 1/2 OZ of Bourbon (4 Roses)   3/4 OZ Aperol   3/4 OZ Lemon Juice   1/4 OZ Honey Syrup   2 Dashes of Jerry Thomas decanter biters   Shake over ice with 2 or 3 thyme sprigs   Pour over ice in a double old fashioned glass       ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is a Jenkins Exclusive, the Jamaican Funk. The apéritif topic is all about Jeff Bezos's new super yacht, Austin being propositioned while delivering food and Armie Hammer's new job as well as an appearance from Spiderman in Florida. After a message from our sponsor "Truly Patriot News" we discuss all of the various differences in what we call different things in the. United States based on where we live...pop vs. soda is front and center!  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jamaican Funk 3/4 lime 1 oz orgeat 2 oz Jamaican rum (Smith and Cross) Shake all ingredients with ice. Serve in a double old-fashioned glass over ice; no garnish.           ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is the Margarita, the apéritif topic includes is all about the Mexican Pizza and Austin's insensitive language, taxidermy and a story about a Florida Man. After a message from our sponsor "Chris's Back Alley Closet Supply" we discuss the recent Supreme Court decision to over turn Roe V. Wade and the erosion of rights within the United States...  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Margarita 2 ounces blanco tequila 1/2 ounce orange liqueur 1 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed 1/2 ounce agave syrup Garnish: lime wheel Garnish: kosher salt (optional)   Add tequila, orange liqueur, lime juice and agave syrup to a cocktail shaker filled with ice, and shake until well-chilled. Strain into a rocks glass over fresh ice. Garnish with a lime wheel and kosher salt rim (optional).   ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is the Americano, the apéritif topic includes is all about America's Birthday with fireworks, cookouts and all the red white and blue bullshit you can shake a stick at. After a message from our sponsor "Patrick Henry's Plantation Ale" we move on to our opinions on nationalism, jingoism and hollow displays of patriotism...  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Americano 1 1/2 ounces Campari 1 1/2 ounces sweet vermouth Soda water, chilled, to top Garnish: orange twist Fill a highball glass with ice, then add the Campari and sweet vermouth. Top with the soda water and stir gently to combine. Garnish with an orange twist.   ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is a Moscow Mule, the apéritif topic includes Disney diversity, the niceness of Jimmy Carter and we bitch about Boebert. After a message from our sponsor "Crud" we move on to the impending collapse of the global economy and the end of all human civilization...  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Moscow Mule 1/2 oz lime 2 oz vodka 6 oz ginger beer Squeeze the juice out of lime into a glass (highball) and drop the empty husk of the lime into the glass. Add the vodka and stir. Add ice to fill the glass half-full, then top with ginger beer; no garnish ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink Beer, in this episode we are experimenting, so be understanding of the audio quality please. We talk about how people get VERY invested in their animals, double-decker airplane seating, geriatric capabilities and voting the lesser of two evils ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Beer Pick it up from the convenience store, open can and drink.  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is a La Rosita, the apéritif topic includes how the gig economy screws the worker, Austin contemplations on getting an e-Bike and we discover how much Wayne and Jaime hate the environment. After a message from our sponsor Lesserhelp.com we move on to Animal Fun Facts and watch Jaime ruin a joke and Austin be wrong.  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ La Rosita 1 1/2 oz reposado tequila 1/2 sweet vermouth 1/2 dry vermouth 1/2 Campari 1 dash angostura bitters Stir all ingredients over ice for 20 seconds. Strain into a chilled Nick and Nora glass; garnish with an orange twist ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is a Grog, the free range topics include the Amber Heard/Johnny Depp trial, a Salted Peanuts Kink Roundup and corporate pandering to the LGBTQ+ and Black Communities. Our more structured topic this evening is when it's ok, or is it ever ok, to be offensive in the name of comedy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Grog   2 oz dark rum (high proof) 1/4 oz simple 3/4 lime juice Stir all ingredients over ice for 10 seconds. Strain into a  double old fashioned glass and add 1 oz ice cold filtered water to further dilute; no garnish ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is a Mai Tai, the free range topics include no bake blowjobs, Dr. Strange throwing gang signs and Truckers high on speed. Our more structured topic this evening is toxicity in gaming and how it is affecting the gaming culture as a whole.  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mai Tai   1 1/2 oz white rum 3/4 oz dry curaçao 3/4 oz lime juice 1/2 oz orgeat 1/2 oz dark rum   Combine all ingredients except dark rum in a shaker with crushed ice and shake for 3-4 seconds. Pour the cocktail and ice into a double old fashioned glass and lightly pour the dark rum on top of the drink; garnish with a lime wheel and sprig of mint. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is Mint Julep, after trying something new this week with a free form discussion our structured topic is about advocating for minority groups that you aren't a part of and how/what that should look like. Don't forget to check out this week's sponsor, Daddystool, no no I mean Daddystools.com.  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mint julep 1-2 barspoons simple syrup 6-8 mint leaves 2 oz bourbon Muddle all of the ingredients in a glass, then add enough crushed ice to half-fill the glass. Stir the cocktail until a frost develops on the glass. Fill the glass with crushed ice and serve; garnish with a sprig of mint ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is Scorpion Punch, the subject is fun and not so fun conspiracy theories that have taken the net by storm. Don't forget to visit our fictitious sponsor, scamps.com, and use the promo code "orphan" for 15% off your first delivery.  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Scorpion Punch 2 oz lime juice 4 oz orange juice 1 1/2 simple syrup  2 oz orgeat  2 oz brandy 4 oz gin (London dry) 4 oz rum (Appleton estate 7 year or Plantation 5 year) Combine all ingredients in a punch bowl. Serve over ice; no garnish (serves 4)   ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

WARNING: There are a few audio issues with Shawn's track, we were unable to correct it in post. Please bear with us this week. The drink is an Apple Jack, the subjects are the Austin's irrationally unhinged feelings about motorcyclists and the modern anti-science movement. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Apple Jack and Orange 2 oz applejack 1 dash absinthe 2 dashes Angostura bitters 4 dashes orange bitters 1 barspoon simple syrup  Stir all ingredients over ice. Serve in an old fashioned glass over a large ice cube; garnish with an orange twist ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is an Earl Grey MarTEAni, the subjects are the craziest things JK Rowling has said and assault in the digital domain.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Earl Grey MarTEAni 1 1/2 oz Earl grey infused gin* 3/4 oz lemon juice 1 oz simple syrup 1 egg white Dry shake all ingredients, then shake over ice. Serve in a sugar rimmed coupe; no garnish *add 4 oz of loose leaf Earl grey tea (Twinings) to a 750ml bottle of London dry gin and shake. Let the tea steep for 3-4 hours, then strain through a coffee filter.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.  https://www.businessinsider.com/meta-woman-claims-virtually-groped-metaverse-horizon-venues-2022-1    

The drink is a The Last Word, the subject is the Hollywood's never-ending parade of sequels. We also take a look at pandemic projects and see what we picked up, and dropped, during the pandemic.  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Last Word 1 oz lime juice 1 oz maraschino liqueur  1 oz green chartreuse  1 oz gin (London dry preferred) Shake over ice and serve up in a coupe; no garnish.  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. If Jenkins says something ridiculous, most likely he's playing devils advocate.     

The drink is a Melon Ball, the subject is the manufactured controversy surrounding Critical Race Theory. We also take a look at the practice of "Ghosting" and the humane ending of relationships.  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Melon Ball 1 oz Midori liqueur  1 oz vodka 1/4 oz orange liqueur (dry curaçao) 1 1/2 oz orange juice 1 dash orange bitters Shake over ice and serve over ice in a highball glass; no garnish ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.wixsite.com/home All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only. Jenkins, as he regularly does, is playing devils advocate and the opinions he expresses don't necessarily reflect his actual opinions….or do they?     

The drink is a Sazerac, the subject is awards shows and their relevance, if any, in the modern world. We also take a look at the "slap heard round the world" from this year's Oscars.  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sazerac 2 oz rye whiskey 1-2 barspoons simple syrup 4 dashes Peychauds bitters Stir over ice and serve neat in an absinthe-rinsed double old fashioned glass; no garnish ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better. Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.   https://wasidrunksp.podbean.com All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only.      

The drink is a Boulevardier, the subject is America's place in the world and what role, if any, should we take. We also take a look at Applebee's new concept, garbage to go, and take the train way off the rails. Audio quality is improving so thank you for being patient, episode 3 and on should be even better.  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Boulevardier 2 oz Bourbon  1 oz Campari 1 oz Sweet Vermouth Stir all ingredients over ice and strain into a coupe. Garnish with an orange twist ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp to leave us a comment and to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better.   https://bio.fm/wasidrunksp Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.  https://wasidrunksp.tumblr.com/post/680624290720333824/we-have-to-find-a-better-way All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only.  

The drink is a Sidecar, the subject is credit scores and all the fantastic ways they mess with our lives. In Episode 1 we talk all about how we feel about our credit scores and the fairness of the system. Then we discuss "uncles on the internet" and the ways Internet cranks enrich our lives. This is our first real episode, the audio quality has been resolved by episode 3 but there are still some residual issues with this episode. Enjoy a special word from our fictitious sponsor, inaudible.com.   ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sidecar 1 1/2 oz Cognac (Pierre Ferrand) 1 oz Cointreau 3/4 oz lemon juice Shake all ingredients over ice and strain into a sugar-rimmed coupe (alternatively you can garnish with an orange twist) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please like and subscribe! Check us out on social media @wasidrunksp for to leave us a comment to let us know topics you'd like to see us discuss or how we can make the show better.   https://bio.fm/wasidrunksp Or visit our Tumblr page if you're interested in reading a companion piece for this week's episode.  https://wasidrunksp.tumblr.com/post/680624290720333824/we-have-to-find-a-better-way All commentary provided in this episode is solely the opinions of the participants and is meant for entertainment purposes only.