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This is the St. Patrick's Day episode. We are all going to Dookie College in Dook Vegas to major in WWEVE studies. Train guys would hate if Thomas the Tank Engine was real and you had to make eye contact and have a conversation with the trains. Hey your a badfish too and I love hangin out with a Character.ai recreation of my old dog Lou   https://www.patreon.com/posts/130284955

Be careful about what toppings you put on because depending on the color it could have unforeseen consequences. If you go with BBQ sauce you could invite a situation where someone crawls under the bathroom stall to check if you are a cheugy lumberjack or a drippy black guy before doing the doo doo splatter prank and squirt them up like Octomom

Unpasteurized sauce is coming back and you can only buy it in Syracuse. No cardinals believe in God. Joey's World Tour has returned to the Earth as a computer and it lets you have homemade Titanic.    

St. Louis is Pi City. Sorry to anyone who is sick of hearing about Jelly Roll giving his wife a dutch oven while she spits out kidney stones like an octorok and about all their bottom half shower style lovemaking that ruins a mattress so bad it looks like you got eaten out by a giant squid and you have to put it on the curb like a used Steven Tyler Seat

Detroit natives call it Northeast Chiraq. Two bags of sand are homemade tits. ER is worse than The Pitt. The show Power is best watched through YouTube Shorts. I can be your American boy and I love you pickle.

Thunder Bay is actually called Peaceful Bay but they call it Thunder Bay because of the gunshots. They also call it Thiraq or Arctic Chiraq and Duluth is North North Chiraq because North Chiraq is all of Wisconsin below Green Bay. A woman had diarrhea on a car because she was mad at an UnMeToo Diplo shirt. McDonald's is bringing the salad back. Garbagemen work one day a week. Welcome to the Hotel California

I'm blue if I was red I would probably be wine with a sleeve for mafsubsacion. The red ants come with the purple rain and we need extermination. Forrest Gump 2 and Titanic 2 and Passion of the Christ 2 technically might come out someday if we use enough persuasion. Visit ratemycousin.com    

The spinny chair pusherman ruined my life and he got the Pope into playing the choking game. Are the villagers in Minecraft circumcised? Is the Enderman circumcised? Did Elon take a red rocket? Is Lee Kim Park on Asian rapper Mt Rushmore? Will there be helicopter rides at the live show and do they serve an in flight meal of the Chicken Jockey Travis Scott meal and a peck of ice cream? Many questions    

They love yellow, they are incels and we need to get them out of here. They want to land on you and initiate Bugdom on our great country. RIP Fyre Fest 2 we hardly knew ye. Check out our Giving Morgellons By Proxy To Your Roommates Prank

Do not bring your Eeyore dick to the theater and shout Dicken Donkey or we will have to start searching bags. Do not come for Coneheads and do not impregnate our heads with a drill bit. WFYM live show 3 will be in either Carney or Cave In Rock the day after the juggalos clear out so wear steel toed shoes or you will get sticky with soda and step on glass pipes

The XL Bully breeding factories are coming back and everyone will have a job as the person who watches the dogs breed each other on their Fido Dido shit but not in a Diddy way. Let your kids not rake so they can watch Pepper Ann while they still can and not waste time with the Weekenders. If you have sit down air your ass is standing and this is non negotiable

We found out about some OG UNK lingles from the 17th century and invented the No Judgement Suicide Hotline where they have a laissez faire attitude toward the whole thing. Betty White died from having her you know what being eaten real good. Vlogs needs to be annoying at the mall again.

Misters Worldwide are here to tell you about how George Harrison got reincarnated as a 22 year old Indian guy and how there are numerous benefits to pretending to have a seizure at school or falling down and hitting your head on purpose. Sleepwalking is a great way to watch movies but Yoda costs extra. Do not ask us to make a fruit tier list   https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-305-content-126007971

In this dang age you have to deal with people dropping Sacagawea dollars on the ground in the apartment above you as well as terrifying new music like Uriah Heep and Prince. Wings is getting a different kind of redemption in prison. Elmo Fudd got evicted by a puppet landlord.   https://www.theyardbeacon.com/upcoming-events/toy-pizza-expo-five-points-fest-present-wfym-world-tour

Elbows up. Pee should be green on St. Patrick's Day and every day. IMDb Pro is a great way to turn food reviews into acting credits. Gibdo bones can defeat Maya Poet but do not make a video on it because it's not gonna go viral.   https://www.patreon.com/posts/125422030

Ermahgerd is back as a religion. You can pay for podcasts in installments now. My free range ants and flies are driving out the cousints from my electrical ports and the nude beach mosquitos exploded from hard dick blood. KISS is only in it for the money because they took AP Taxes in high school. Hawk Tuah roped

We are making a movie starring Jelly Roll and Dave Blunts where we make them thin with CGI. Heaven is a casteing couch to decide who gets respawned as a bug and who gets to be Beautiful Usha. Subway is reverse food so it would never satiate a minotaur.   Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/124830913

Either Felix or Noah Kulwin joined us to talk about fingering Einstein's brain, getting reverse roofied, finding lesbian Playboys, being in the Content Nuke and Tupac's cover of "Fly Me to the Moon" that was just him listening to it

We are making a movie starring all the actors who agree to everything and it will be called Soul Plane 2 and be written by The Lonely Island. We are also going to work for Tesla as the guys who choose custom sound alerts for the horn and it will scream like a peacock and we just have to send E-Lon some gift cards. Bright monitor gave me Adult Acquired Albinism at the blackpilled group home

John Cena turned heel in every aspect of his life including visiting dying children. Ahh Real Monsters are going to come out of the sewer and be washed so no one gets pinkeye. The new pope will be Jamaican inshallah and Epic Rap Battles of History aren't good anymore like they used to be. It was children's poop that powered the city.

We have some great prank ideas involving throwing milk on the ground and spraying fake poop out of a pressure washer and we plan to do them to the guy from Modest Mouse to help him yelp. Shrek has DEI eyes but the Yellow Pages are back and if your uncle gives you a box of them you can rip them in half page by page. My mom is going to Norway for missionary work giving lap dances to Laplanders.

Stefan (@boring_as_heck) joined us to discuss CraveCon the only convention in Galveston that features people reviewing Oreos in a rented Bentley, but not JoeysWorldTour, who was too famous but is now on dialysis in Tennessee. Buy your premade Manhattans now before Buttertooth Pinkeye Jimmy gets them all

RFK is bringing back the old meat that came from a seed in the ground and the old carnies who would suck your dick for half a frozen lemonade. Once we have bologna bumper crops car paint is in trouble. 13/9 is canine depreciation day and One Headlight is about getting sucked into the 2112 gang on the side of the road   Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

If your sandals have no traction in the snow put chains on the back and make sure the tread on the inside isn't worn down or you could get a ticket. You can save money by using Diddy Powder and mixing it with water instead of buying Diddy Oil when you want to live a lot all loving rocking night. Buy me stuff from Transformers 2 or you will regret it. Root Me Sheila and give me those Coheed slides that smell like Surstromming

We talked about some new products on the market like Liberal Tears the new energy drink harvested from caged liberals and the melanoma from Bob Marley's toe which you can hit off a dab nail. Sister cities are a racket. Jimi Hendrix died from inhaling unlit weed flower from the strain Purple Rain from an improperly rolled blunt and they tried to bury him on the moon and it was the Navajo who got mad not the Cherokee; sorry.   Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/122755838

We will teach you how to be a cool prison guard whether at the school of life or Prisneyland. Check out Amy Schumer Pregnant Movie starring Amy Schumer. There should be Rasta Muslims and a Notre Dame Prison Experiment and Marc Andreessen should give us money to make a VR game about having an expensive head or getting booty pregnant. Using a fan to turn the pages of a book is cheating

We learned that we are starting a Woke Peckerwood Tickle Gang that will be sent to El Salvador to make racists giggle until they give birth to a star. The government now is all Love Doctors. Buy HardCoin because the floor is hard and there is no rug to pull. Michael Jordan's secret stuff is Liquid Ass and he eats Solid Death and it comes out as Hot Runnings which takes place in Iceland. Woke woke   Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/122254577

Do not drink the 99 bananas at the Black Parade or you will give yourself Munchausen's by Proxy in your esophagus. We gave our thoughts on the Super Bowl commercials before seeing them and found out Jelly Row is a thief and Amber Rose's mom used to shave her head and say she had cancer and her daughter Roma is dating Kanye West who is chasing after Hamtaro who is Jewish like Tom and Jerry because he had JDateMafia on his track   https://www.instagram.com/wfymradio/ https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

289 feeling fine, not blue, much like Eiffel 65 who just look Italian. We are pitching a new National Lampoon movie about slavery where it's sort of like Django Unchained but it's a comedy and it stars a woke white guy and it's basically Blazing Saddles but you couldn't make that today so instead we will be having Timothee Chalamet or Tsimfuckis play Mikey Miles. There needs to be a follow up to Surf Party and The Legend of Awesomeous Maximus the 300 parody they released in 2011. There will also be new cigarettes at the #TrumpDiddyParty   Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/121698741

As the new members of DOGE we renamed a Canadian National Park and busted the Ratmilker's Union and got rid of the cooldown period for making your rat puke. Also you can use EBT to pay for podcasts and massages now and they let you cook salmon in the sauna and the new money has the Tasmanian Devil on it and on the back it has Bible quotes about donkeys making their rat puke   https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM https://www.instagram.com/wfymradio/

Thank you Lord for this blessed audio. RIP to President Tha Carter who was buried in prison as a fifi but is survived by his brothers Jay-Z and Lee Carter and Josh Tosh. Jennifer Hudson needs to marry Shemar Moore so they can go to heaven together with Matt Lauer. Trump is going to pardon Harvey Weinstein after someone tells him he gives money to Republicans. Germans came to Texas in 50000BC over the Thuringian Land Bridge   Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/121163145

We are back from the grave to discuss the lack of gallon smashing and fire in the hole among today's youth versus the virtuous philosophers of Greece. People got too nasty on the Kige Ramsey forums in 2009 like mini Diddies. Some of yall need to read the Bible in the hot tub so you can enter god same size through a DEITY program and talk about it on the side of an 18 wheeler

Sorry we all died but here is a PREMIUM episode free of charge   Hesse joined us to talk about God cursing Homer's Wife and Noah's fat son Ham and Scooter's Gospel and the Holes sequel sans lizards and Anita Passmore the woman who inspired the trolley problem and whether sumo wrestling is porn and how it would be cool to have a time machine so you could fail to stop historical injustices because you slept in

Put on that Clown Getting Chased by a Bigger Clown With a Fire on a Stick music so I can jumprope over the Man Some Dicks I See Line to Pandora's Box. I ordered Cumza for my uncle Robbie and the driver replaced it with a gun and my life is a tragic porno. Wain Man and Wadio ruined the NFL. RIP Bill Engvall and Dave Attell but Ron White was better   Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/120441221

We read the AI generated version of The Great Gatsby with Gen Z slang so you don't have to. Actually we didn't read it either because we also don't have to. Plus we read the LOLcat Bible and it made us Christian because we are as impressionable as the Oomfie Loomfies. I need a low hyphen to stand on so I can point at it and say I Stand On That like E-40. Bill and Hillary Clinton were in Fleetwood Mac in the 90s and they tried to import a Chinese Rizzler inside a file cabinet

My son is in China now because he sent me a TikTok by an account named Ron Jeremy Bullfrog Tunnels. We had to send him across the Jim From The Office Ocean. Andy Dick gave Bob Hope a speedball and then tickled him until he made good on the prunes and came in threes like a trilogy. Christmas Dubstep is coming back in 2025   Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/119958127

What's Zup? It's unvaxxed spermwater and it looks like sea monkeys. We made some plans to move the dumbest Americans to abandoned Norse colonies in Greenland so they can practice walrus arts and there will be a Super Bucee's there. Unfortunately everyone will have to pay their bills with checks or barrels of pennies. Some blowhard jackass covered me in adult oil he got from a mail order catalog and I think it was either Chicken or The Jamester

Hesse joined us again to cover the topics of the Saint of Aunts and scumbags and how sometimes dads are a Cold Hard Bitch you need to kiss on the lips and the Outlaw Meal at BK and putting Jimmies on your Piggy Hat and Ground Bud and using your worst friend as a grill tester and needing the trash when you burp and space fifis   https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-281-cold-119459821

We recorded this one last year so it might be outdated LOL. There is a plan to make the Finger Lakes do The Shocker by filling in one of the lakes halfway and then we build a bridge to Hawaii but tell everyone it goes to Japan and there will be no H1B visas given out to laborers because someone used them to buy a 7" of the Horst-Wessel-Lied to play backwards. They are building a huge city in Nunavut as well and that one gives visas through Canadian Express. Do not go Loco Gordo Gringo mode at the Back to the Future stage show or I will give you El Chamorro Loco

Charlie (@StyledApe) from the Most Controversial podcast joined us to talk some more about animals with a bone in their penis and how multiple countries in Europe have a problem with their politicians eating poop and I had to get a Kiss SS to cover up my tattoo of A Really Really Fast Spaceship https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/most-controversial/id1582911132 https://www.patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Merchants and inns are paying bottom dollar for loot from the woods because everyone in Texas already has a Texas Toothpick and demand is effectively zero. Skins and pelts are out when we have shirts. George Washington had a baculum (before women complained) and a prehensile tail and he would use it to whip his zesty white slaves like a crocodile on their birthday   Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

Hey man can I use your bathroom all day? In perpetuity? Including but not limited to after you die and transferable with the deed to the house? No? Well I'm not allowed to at my other friend's house anymore because he hates Israel and my dung looks so much like Sabra hummus that it violates BDS. Lizzo dropped a Zyn in a Stradivarius she borrowed from a museum. Jimmy Carter is a shell for a hermit crab. His mouth is like a hollowed out former McDonald's because if you get too close and try to take pictures the employees come out and yell at you. I can't get hard looking at a picture of Jimmy Carter so I must be straight but I can't get hard looking at a picture of Kay Granger either so I must be bi   Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/118574289

I got in trouble for putting my grandpa in the gas tank of a Ferrari during a test drive and they made me take out a PPP loan to pay for it plus I had to use the mold I made of my uncle's mouth with Chex Mix bits sticking out to siphon out the contaminated gas because it would be weird to do it to his real mouth. If an exterminator rings your doorbell without texting first do not open the door because he will try to fling bug seeds and roly polies over your shoulder   https://www.youtube.com/@WFYMradio https://www.patreon.com/c/ChapoFYM https://www.instagram.com/wfymradio/

Palma joined us to discuss nullo studs and Jelly Roll's oxidized penny DEI cock and what Our Lady of Guadalupe gets at the drive thru and how Katy Perry got married to k. d. lang when her name was Kate Eat Pussy and both their names were k. d. lang and Red Scare was named Lemonjello and Oranjello and they fed hay to a nullo stud rapper no diddy

It sucks like an AutoBlow when your crody acts like a yeoman without a side blicky who does raceplay with the devil and you have to give him Phillips Head until he braps through his backfly to realistic angels

What if Mario was in prison with Haliey Tuah and he became a furry with the tanooki suit for AB protection and he got microchipped by skinheads and then Goofy used a giant key to get him out and then you saw Big Bird and Barney slapboxing and Titus the Grinch was whipping sharps at them and licking peanut butter off a red red rocket   Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-273-117610238

I was about to bring my bustball of nut to the sperm bank and my half pitbull chihuahua ran over and ate it all because he has dyslexia and thought it was a buzzball so I brought him to the horse doctor that does animal MAID but he said it was a civil offense so he can only go to ad hoc ant and rat jail. They want to make us into elephants and put a chinese finger trap over our nose   Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

The doctors in Canada tried to euthanize me with a bite from a huge spider because I had a personal raincloud from the vibecession and when the worms came out to die it smelled like Shark Tale smellovision   Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

A blump is an underwater blimp the shape and size of a whale and it carries underwater submarines inside your waterbed. And its genitalia are a reverse Minion. Toenail thanksgiving for life no socks no masters

They are making an underground Subway Couche-Tard in Canada and I was going to bring a barrel of money over Niagara Falls backwards using the waterfall trick but the mounties confiscated it like Youinque so I live in Singapore now as the voice actor for Sylvester the Cat and I live in the Kowloon Walled City amusement park on Noah's Ark in the dockyard. We discussed spitting and pirating a Christmas tree and shirts and skins frat parties   Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/116715996

You never see blimps anymore because people keep making hindenburg holes to make it a badyear. Saw Homer today but he escaped and his skin was crayon yellow but they call my white son Peach but my son is my new old cousin. A new old cousin is the single blade of grass who represents persistence. Even the oldest coaches can produce a kidney stone zygote even if they got bit by a bird or stained by an aerial lineman load