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Juicy Jasiel Correia's press conference in which he announced he wasn't going to resign and then accused other City Councillors of being criminals for having windows installed at City Hall proves that he is a legitimate sociopath. Uncle Turtleboy breaks down the press conference for turtle riders.

Uncle TurtleBoy from the popular blog Turtleboysports.com joins. He talks about how he went from teacher to blogger, rips on El Pres, fills us in on the Kirk Minahane saga and talks a little football.

There have been a lot of rumors circulating today about Uncle Turtleboy being charged by the Stoneham Police with assault and battery for allegedly throwing a bottle of Pepsi at cop block cuckhold Josh Abrams and/or his elderly mother. NOT GAY straight pride parade organizer Samson Racioppi helped spread this news today, and we all know he would never lie. But is there any truth to it? We delve into that and more on this episode of the late night garage podcast.

In tonight's episode of the Live show we break down the latest shenanigans that led to a bogus harassment order being taken out against Uncle Turtleboy by a convicted rapist living in Arizona. We also offer an official apology to Jen Royle, and look at a couple douchebags from Lawrence and Stoneham who became Turtleboy famous this week.

Gupta Patel joined Bret and Uncle Turtleboy for live, so you knew it was going to be a good one. Topics discussed include the Grafton Hill home invasion, Kevin Spacy's handjob trial, Fort Wayne DCF Mom, Nacho and Failure Swift teaming up, and the straight pride parade guys getting exposed by Bristol and Bret.

Uncle Turtleboy explains to you why the equal pay calls with Megan Rapinoe is complete bullshit, why Kevin Spacey's accuser is a lying shithead, why the home invasion "victim" isn't really a victim, and KC Hill's washed up celebrity defender Henry Nacho's video about Turtleboy.

A Brockton business owner has figured out the way to cut down on operating costs at his new venture in Middleborough - start a nonprofit, use the grants from it to pay exclusively special needs workers, and then don't pay them while trying to con them out of their cars. Also, we listen to the conversation Uncle Turtleboy had with the banana clam scammer, as well discussing the New Bedford kiddie diddler cop and dancing on Rian Waters grave.

Several women came forward and made allegations against a Worcester music festival promoter and it went viral over the course of a week or 2. Today it was taken down after they found out we were planning on writing about it, but not before some dumb chick threatened to sue me if we published screenshots of serious allegations made by these women in a public forum. Thus I needed to explain to these very, very stupid people how the Internet works.

A New Bedford Mom leads a crusade to get her kid's teachers fired for giving him a satirical end of the year award and cites autism as the reason why. A Beverly woman leads another crusade to get a crossing guard fired because she thought he had a MAGA hat on. A Chicopee woman is upset at a hospital for allegedly getting her baby killed, instead of the baby daddy who crashed his car while running from the cops on the highway with her sitting shotgun and pregnant. A Beverly restaurant profits off of an allegedly homophobic letter they got in the mail, but was it a fake hate crime? And finally, Uncle Turtleboy rants about Trump's latest dumb idea to outlaw burning the American flag.

Uncle Turtleboy breaks down the latest lawsuit from Jamie Genereux's PetTrackers company, along with the homeless "content" saleswoman, Sorostitute Sally, rapey coke dealing teachers, and one of greatest knock out videos you'll ever see out of Worcester.

Bret Killoran beat Charlotte McFarland in court, got the harassment order dropped, and is all cleared to come back on Live. He was joined by MVTB in this episode, which featured everyone's favorite wangsta rapper from Billerica - Rizzy. He called into the show and had some choice words for Uncle Turtleboy and crew. We also talked about Daddy Dickwasher and Root Canal Rhonda leaving a $0 tip, Brockton Worldstarsupials snatching kids from car crashes, Slum Raw Dog Millionaire's magical dinky doodle, and the Manchester junkbox who "fell asleep" at the wheel and also dates a man who beats the shit out of women routinely.

Uncle Turtleboy had no co-host tonight but we did have some call ins and some great material to work with on the agenda, including Fupa Dupa, the Westfield Wang Jockey's hilarious Mass State Police video, white Brazilian chicks faking hate crimes in Salem, foot tickling pedos, and junkies abandoning their crotch fruits in the NICU.

Ratchet Madness has finally arrived, and Uncle Turtleboy and North Shore Turtlebabe bring you the official field of 68. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most ratchet of them all?

Dog Park Diane has gone viral, so we had Franklin, the guy who filmed her, on our show. He got really mad when we disagreed that she was racist because there was no evidence whatsoever that what she did was racially motivated. Bristol rightly pointed out that by focusing on race Franklin is taking focus off of her behavior (which was dumb), and putting it on race instead. Then I thought he got mad and hung up on us, but it turns out he just had  bad connection. Either way, this may change the way you feel about that whole video. It should be noted that he is doing an exclusive video interview with Inside Edition so we could only do audio. After that we talked about the Attleboro Foreskin Cowboy, Fupacho Grande getting detained by ICE, Fellatio Fernadez' epic video offering blowies to National Grid workers, and the sad story of the 16 year old Weymouth girl who said some terrible things about Michael Chesna and police in general.

Uncle Turtleboy got really mad for this one after Facebook took down Turtleboy Sports Forever.

Western Mass Turtlegirl joined Bret and Uncle Turtleboy to recap the week in the turtle, and she had a lot of strong opinions on Felicia Feelz pretending to be suicidal and starting a GoFundMe to pay off her student loans, as well as Billy Shaner being too scared to debate, the Queefhog Leprechaun, and much more.

Tom and Quianna welcome Uncle Turtleboy to Paying Attention. They cover some of Turtleboy’s stories as well as the news. Quianna joins and our host Tom Duggan of the Valley Patriot discuss: Who is Turtleboy? Turtleboy’s website can be found at turtleboysports.com Do people who lean toward the right get attacked more? What’s the difference between boycotts and harassment? What is the Turtleboy graveyard? What is Uncle Turtleboy’s real name? What do Tom and Uncle Turtleboy disagree about? Turtle Boy talks about Facebook algorithms How do you get stories to Turtleboy? His book is available on Amazon What’s next for Turtleboy? Kim Anderson Needs a Kidney transplant. Kim is 6 months to a year away from having to go on dialysis and she is O+ if you know someone who can donate or would like to donate reach out to her at  KimKidney1960@gmail.com All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Paying Attention Podcast! For more information, check out latest edition of the Valley Patriot or www.ValleyPatriot.com. The Paying Attention! Podcast is recorded each week at the Studio 21 Podcast Café and is hosted on the United Podcast Network.  

This was the longest episode of Turtleboy Live I've ever hosted. We didn't have any ratchet call-ins, but it was real, quality, important conversations with Briston and Bret. Topics included out of control hockey parents, a BLT-123 making BANK by pretending to be the victim of a hate crime, the return of a Revere ratchet, Bristol's defense of Cape Cod, and Uncle Turtleboy taking on a former student turned drag queen. Definitely listen to this with your family while you're sippin hot cocoa around the fire on Christmas.

The Turtelgram's Clive McFarlane had it out for Turtleboy and decided to "out" Turtleboy in a hit piece full of lies that many critics of the blog still reference today. Here's the real history between Clive and Uncle Turtleboy, and how he inadvertently started the "I Am Turtleboy" movement amongst turtle riders.

Have you ever wondered where Turtleboy came from? In episode 2 of Uncle Turtleboy's book club we get into Chapter 3 of the book - AidanFromWorcester.com. It was a blog I started as a way to rant on my own platform instead of using Facebook. It also got me in a lot of trouble, including an unpaid suspension from teaching, and it inadvertently led to the birth of Turtleboy Sports.

Uncle Turtleboy has been slacking on the late night garage podcast due to the Red Sox playing every night until the crack of dawn. They finished early tonight though so the show has made its glorious return. On the agenda:  1. Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics, and Bruins dominating life 2. Pocahontas calling Geoff Diehl's "back the blue" rally a "hate rally" 3. The Firefighters union spitting in the face of law enforcement by endorsing Joe Early, Maura Healey, and Pocahontas 4. Apple Daddy returns and is forcing his 5 year old boy to be transgender against his will

Is Turtleboy too right wing? Have we become too political? We've heard that complaint a lot this week because of the number of blogs we've done about the Kavanaugh hearings, all of which have supported Kavanaugh. Uncle Turtleboy explains the political philosophy of Turtleboy Sports and some things that all bloggers agree on. Also, would you care if Kavanaugh lied about the meaning of boofing? Because we don't. Lots to rant about here today.

Uncle Turtleboy has a lot to say about the Bret Kavanaugh circus that's basically holding our country hostage right now. So we invited on two people to discuss it who could add some perspective. We needed a conservative chick, because you can't have a discussion about sexual assault if it's a bunch of dudes. So we invited on Patriotic Turtlegirl for that one. And of course we had to get Bret Killoran's take on this, because I think we were all curious to hear what he had to say about all this.

We haven't done a podcast in a long time so Uncle Turtleboy banged through six topics for this one, including an important announcement. 1) Our new partnership with Howie Carr, 2) What the Patriots losing means for this team, 3) Why we took down Manchester's blog about the Somerville pisser, 4) Geoff Diehl running a fake losing campaign, 5) the Malden meth muppets, and 6) the disgusting things democrats are doing to Judge Kavanaugh and why it proves they don't really care about sexual assault.

Bristol Turtlechick made her debut on Turtleboy Live tonight with Uncle Turtleboy and Bret Killoran. If you missed it we got you covered. We had over 4,000 people tune in to the show, but had to take it down for technical reasons. Luckily we record all shows to our iTunes and Soundcloud channels. Enjoy.

Shit went down today between Turtleboy and Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone, after we shamed him into speaking out about the SJWs who pissed on American flags at a veteran's cemetery. Lots to discuss, so we invited on Patriotic Turtlegirl for a discussion with Uncle Turtleboy.

Uncle Turtleboy is back from vacation, and he missed you a lot. On the agenda today: 1. Why cruises are a million times better than any vacation you could ever take 2. Why it's time to kill seals and/or sharks 3. The immediate politicization of Mollie Tibbetts' death after finding out her murderer was an illegal immigrant, and her opinion of white people while alive 4. Whether or not the Methadone Mastodon was sleeping or nodding off from a bender 5. Twitter permanently banning us from their platform and the dangerousness of tech companies being able to kick people out of the public square arbitrarily Remember to give us a 5 star review on iTunes and follow us on SoundCloud. We love you all!!

Uncle Turtleboy is giving everyone except for Manchester Turtlette the week off next week because Turtleboy is a progressive family blog. She'll be working on a Turtleboy Investigates series involving the mysterious death of Knox, the beautiful bulldog owned by former Patriots' linebacker Jerrod Mayo's family. Just understand that your messages and emails might not be returned this week since it's kind of a one woman show. Live is scheduled for Saturday night from the Turtleboy Sports Returns Facebook page, hosted by Bret and Manchester. To that end we will be having a Turtleboy's greatest hits week blog series next week. Every day we'll re-publish some of your favorite blogs from Turtleboy history. If you would like to see one republished send us a message and maybe we can make that happen. Today's podcast went a little long because there was so much to rant about with two particularly terrible women - Maude the Fraud, and Chief Sitting Bullshit, Senator Elizabeth Warren.

Uncle Turtleboy has never been threatened by a ratchet on the live show before, but that changed in this episode. We had all sorts of ratchets call ins, including the "property of Mack Sauce" chick who walks around her hood on a leash, "Montana" who says the Barnstable Police beat the shit out of him, and the only chick in Fall River who hasn't gotten pregnant yet (even though you can hear a baby awake at 11 PM in the background). So much good stuff on the agenda.

Matty Mo continues to be the Colrain of Turtleboy Live hosts as he once again passed during the middle of an episode. Lots on the agenda for this episode though, and Bret and Uncle Turtleboy held down the fort, including Poopgate, the gerber server gestapo, theybies, the Candy Dennis saga, the return of the Fall River dirty dick gladiator, and of course Henry Pills and TJ Facks, the wannabe East Boston gangstas. Both of them claimed they'd call in but ended up getting scared and hiding because they fear the turtle. Sad.

If you're ever gonna listen to a Turtleboy Live episode, make it this one. We had multiple live phone calls with people featured on blogs, and just a never ending stream of insane stories this week to go over. Plus it was Bret's birthday and him and Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae were in rare form. Oh, and Uncle Turtleboy brought the free style back too.

We've profiled a lot of fucked up individuals on Turtleboy Sports but Mark Prince is the biggest pathological liar we've seen. Although he's really, really close with Greg Bates. Uncle Turtleboy had some strong words for Tubby Magoo on today's podcast.

Jim McGovern is a 22 year incumbent congressman who hasn't even had a challenger since 2010. That changes this year as Tracy Lovvern, a Grafton small business owner is putting up a challenge. Uncle Turtleboy sits down with her to discuss where she stands on the issues, and why she thinks she can take down the boss of the McGovern Crime Family. And yes, we are definitely 100% endorsing her. Jim McGovern is everything that is wrong with politics today. He wants to abolish ICE, he constantly divides Americans along racial, ethnic, and gender lines, and he thinks the seat in Congress belongs to him. He is a career politician and it's time for a change. Definitely vote for Tracy next November if you live in the 2nd congressional district.

Uncle Turtleboy and Bret Killoran discuss anonymity and some of the best death threats Turtleboy has gotten. Also on the agenda were Leigha Genduso update, the water girl scam, the Beverly food stamp king, Killingly chronic Mom and the Hingham hammer holster.

North Shore Eats was a Facebook page that has brought people together to talk about everyone's favorite topic - food. But the page, which has become a cult sensation, isn't all that its founder Greg Bates makes it seem to be. He has told more lies than we can count, and his personal history is extremely disturbing. This will probably be a 6-8 part series when it's all said and done. Uncle Turtleboy recaps the first 3 segments, outlining Greg's history of being a psychotic, potentially violent deadbeat dad, and how he's extorting money from local restaurants by using his followers as a weapon.

We had some technical difficulties to start the show, but it was well worth it for the last 30 minutes when Kevin Lynch called in. It began with him screaming and describing the ways he was going to murder us, but it ended with Uncle Turtleboy brokering a historic ceasefire peace agreement between Lynch, Bret Killoran, and the blog itself. You're gonna wanna hear this.

Uncle Turtleboy rips into Bob Murchison, defends the wall of free speech and WEEI by TurtleBoy

Turtleboy Live 6/3/18 featuring Intern Turtle, Noodz, Bret Killoran and Uncle Turtleboy by TurtleBoy

Roseanne was all the rage today so we had British Turtlegirl on to talk about it, because there was a lot to discuss. The whole debacle really opened up a pandora's box of issues we deal with on a daily basis - Internet outrage mobs, racism accusations, double standards, debauchery, cheesehogs, the PC police, censorship, and how it all affects business.

Turtleboy pages were all shadowbanned yesterday but that didn't stop us from having the Turtleboy Live show, because there were just way too many assholes to talk about this week. Merrimack Valley Turtlebae joined up with Uncle Turtleboy and Bret Killoran to discuss the "can't touch me" killer, jackwagonns threatening turtle riders, ratchet attorneys, Weymouth kiddie porn enthusiasts, and much more.

A turd named Ben Daniel used Facebook to threaten a group of turtle riders today. It didn't go well for him, and Uncle Turtleboy has a strong message for him. Hope he listens. Talcum X used his platform to tell a blatant lie about a Texas cop raping a black woman he had pulled over. Yet he's still blue checkmarked verified on Facebook and Twitter, even though he's intentionally spreading fake news. Facebook's lawyers are holding the line with Turtleboy, making up some insane lies, and we're going to make them pay.

Uncle Turtleboy, Bret Killoran, and North Shore Turtlebabe ripped into Michael Dutrabag, and the many, many ratchets this week in Turtleboy, including Masshealth Martinez, the Lawrence Gluttonchunk, new fake coyote attacks, Fall River shoplifting mom, Lt. Lap Dance, and Bella Bond's crackhead Mom living in Worcester.

Three topics on the agenda today that Uncle Turtleboy is passionate about: 1. The Celtics are going to win the NBA Champioship this year, and LeBron is officially dead in the Eastern Conference.  2. This stripper cop from Shirley and her sugar daddy, wannabe gangsta elderly selectman boy toy, have made this town the most corrupt town in the state.  3. Facebook is fucked. Taking down our pages because our profile picture supported murdered Yarmouth cop Sean Gannon was the final straw. They will be BEGGING us for mercy and we will not rest until Mark Zuckerberg's kids have to go to public school.

Corrupt Worcester County District Attorney Joe Early has a challenger in November for the first time - independent candidate Blake Rubin. Uncle Turtleboy sits down with Mr. Rubin to talk about his core philosophy on law and order, what he would do differently as DA, why he should replace Joe Early, and of course the Alli Bibaud and Jorge Zambrano debacles.

Special guest turtle rider of the day is a Momma turtle rider out of Shrewsbury. She and Uncle Turtleboy delved into the INSANE details of former State Senate President Stan Rosenberg's ex-husband's sexual harassment and assault charges. It's one of the wildest and most erotic reads of all time. If you ever wanna come on with UT, send us an email at turtleboysports@gmail.com and we can make that happen for ya. Speaking of erotic, since she's from Shrewsbury w also revisited the Slavemaster Steve story, and she tells us about her favorite Turtleboy blogs, ratchets, and a whole bunch more.

Updates on the Leigha Genduso nonsense as well as Joe Early and how he is lying piece of human garbage You can hear the whole Howie Carr show Here: https://howiecarrshow.com/2018/04/27/turtleboy-troopers-and-more-4-27-18-hour-4/

Lots to talk about on today's podcast: A viral Facebook video from John's Roast Beef in Lynn should once again teach us a very important lesson about jumping to conclusions based on biased and one sided videos put up by agenda driven strangers.  Joe Early refuses to resign, is focused on re-election, and flat out denies everything he already admitted in the AG's report about orchestrating the Alli Bibaud coverup. His opponent, Blake Rubin, then calls for him to resign.  Celtics win and Bruins lose. Who's got a better shot at winning the east and making the Finals? And which our four championship read teams will give us our next duckboat parade? We rank the four remaining ratchets in Turtleboy Ratchet Madness in terms of who is most to least likely to win it all, and how Uncle Turtleboy ranks them in his opinion 1-4.

Uncle Turtleboy was in a VERY angry mood for this show. Lot of terrible people out there that need to be discussed. Except for Rowdy Rutland Piper. He's a lying piece of shit and all, but at least he's amusing. Bret Killoran and Doctor Turtleboy joined the program. Watch/listen on Youtube, SoundCloud, and/or iTunes. Oh, and everyone should create a SoundCloud account. It's like a social media for podcasts. You can share our shit and follow new accounts and whatnot. Good way to spread the Gospel of the Turtle.

Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai discusses with Uncle Turtleboy his campaign as an Independent candidate in the Senate elections for Massachusetts. Dr. Shiva speaks on a variety of political topics including immigration, abortion, marijuana, Free Speech, and how he ..

Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai is a candidate for US Senate, running as an independent. And he's pissing off a lot of Cambridge SJWs with his bus, which is covered by a giant sign that reads, "Only a real Indian can defeat a fake Indian." Shiva discusses a variety of political topics with Uncle Turtleboy including immigration, abortion, marijuana, which Senate democrats he could work with, and whether or not he REALLY believes an independent can win the seat currently held by Chief Crazy Pantsuit.

Manchester Turtlelette makes her Turtleboy Live debut with Uncle Turtleboy and Bret Killoran. Lots to talk about as usual, including Kevin Cullen, Rowdy Rutland Piper wrestling coyotes, shitty Andover kids, Professor porkgrinds, the toast face killah, the Revere rapper, and our predictions for Ratchet Madness.

The career criminal who assassinated Yarmouth Police Officer Sean Gannon should have been locked up a long, long time ago. It was really only a matter of time until he took a life. But our broken criminal justice system allowed him to remain on the streets as a result of moronic judges and parole boards who aren't in touch with reality. Meanwhile, cop hating losers are allowed to openly celebrate the deaths of police officers on Facebook because it doesn't violate their standards, but Turtleboy is getting shut down for Christmas Trees. This is the world we are living in. Angry Turtleboy and Uncle Turtleboy discuss in today's podcast.

Mark Lutchman is a 23 year old African-American entrepreneur and father who serves in the Army National Guard. Formerly a democrat he transitioned to the right as the result of political correctness run amok from the left. And today he joined us for a very eye opening podcast. He started a blog called theLutchmanreport.com that he began sharing on his Facebook page in 2016. A year later he had 300,000 Facebook follower and was running a successful business around his blog. Then on November 8, 2017 it was taken away from him without warning or explanation, as Facebook flagged his page as a Russian bot. As a result you cannot share his content anywhere on Facebook, even in messenger. Try it if you don't believe me. It's destroyed his business and severely impacts his life. Since then he had to get a job at a diner and move in with his parents. He's created a new page called the Colored Conservative which has over 110,000 followers in just a couple months. But the new algorithms block him from sharing his content effectively. This is what Facebook does to people.

Mr. Zuckerfuck is going to Washington DC today to testify in front of Congress and Uncle Turtleboy has a lot to say about the this inevitable farce. Desk Girl finally got her first dick pics, and we examine how it started with death threats and ended with bondage. And finally the first round of Ratchet Madness is complete, Uncle Turtleboy talks about the biggest upsets and who is now favored to win the whole thing.

SSTG has caused a stir with her recent blog in which she suggests that a burglary of six kittens in Norton might not be all that it appears to be, and that it's just another poorly executed GoFundMe scam. Uncle Turtleboy discusses the merits of this story to see who he believes. We also look at Lunenburg High School, where a memorial for a deceased former football player is being taken down by some firehead superintendent with an axe to grind against all jocks.

The Woonsocket Cockrocket wisely decided to confess to stealing someone's Macbook Pro on his Facebook page, and begged whoever he sold it to for crack money to return it so he didn't go to jail. Turtleboy explains why we fully understand why the Youtube shooter did what she did, while also condemning her insanity. It also brings up why this shooting is the biggest popsicle headache for both right and left wingers. Also why does Aaron Hernandez college girlfriend look like she's 45? Uncle Turtleboy also answers the turtle rider mailbag questions, including who would you rather bang - Leigha Genduso or the Billerrica firehouse gang bang broad.

The 2018 Turtleboy Ratchet Madness tournament begins on Tuesday. Uncle Turtleboy and Bret Killoran revealed the field of 68 chosen ratchets, and seeded them 1-16. Turtle riders will vote on each matchup to decide who is the most ratchet of them all. Who will win Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2018? Bret and UT give their backs and turtle riders give theirs. If you want a printable bracket then email turtleboysports@gmail.com.

Uncle Turtleboy reached his breaking point with David Hogg today after everyone's favorite entitle pukestain teenager used his influence to lead a harassment campaign of Fox News advertisers because Laura Ingraham pointed out the FACT that he was whining about getting rejected by UCLA. David Hogg is not a victim. He was not in the same building that the carnage took place in. He wasn't shot. He didn't witness anyone getting shot. Calling him a victim is like calling someone a victim who witnessed a fatal car crash. Except he's even less of a victim since he didn't witness anything either. Enough of the bullshit with this kid. It's time people start telling the truth and calling him out on his bullshit, because he has become this way due to the fact that adults won't stop applauding him for being a bully.

Uncle Turtleboy had plenty to talk about today, including the disastrous egg drop in Fitchburg, rumors about MS-13 involvement in the murder of a West Brookfield mother and her 3 children, and the MSM once again ignoring race baiting liar Michael Bennett's indictment for assaulting a 66 year old paraplegic black woman.

Kyle Reyes is the CEO of Silent Partner Marketing, a small business he began outside of Hartford. He's also the National Spokesman for Law Enforcement Today, and has a substantial following on Facebook (115,000 followers) due to his outspokenness on conservative issues. We had him on today for a discussion about guns, Facebook, and Hogg.

Turtleboy Ratchet Madness brackets are revealed on the selection show a week from today. Uncle Turtleboy and random turtle rider discuss where they think certain ratchets will be seeded. If you ever wanna come on the podcast, or have questions you want us to answer, feel free to email turtleboysports@gmail.com or message Clarence Woods Emerson on the Facebook machine.

We had no idea when this episode began that a legendary Worcester stripper would call into the show live and give us a piece of her mind. You don't want to miss this. It was AMAZING!! Uncle Turtleboy and Intern Turtle also discussed the 1 overdose rule at the Kelley Square Burger King, Michelle Dubois getting woke about General Hooker, school protests, death threats, and the PURR Cat Cafe owner's latest drunken debacle.

We switched it up and did an entire podcast on sports today. Insane, I know. But Uncle Turtleboy is a HUGE college basketball fan and still gets turned on by looking at a bracket this time every year. Our guest today was college basketball expert Tony Patelis. Him and Uncle Turtleboy went through their brackets and discussed why they both hate St. Bonaventure fans with a burning passion. We also touched on the latest insanity coming out of lunatic State Rep Micelle Dubois' Facebook page.

Uncle Turtleboy interviews turtle riding outspoken conservative actress Mindy Robinson. Was only supposed to be 30 minutes, but ended up going a full 45 because we could talk all night. She talked about her Facebook issues, what she does about the plethora of dick pics she gets sent every day, the student walkout for gun control, and a whole bunch of other topics.

Wednesday is the day your kid's school is gonna have to figure out what they're doing when it comes to the nationwide walkout to protest gun violence. Uncle Turtleboy shares his thoughts on this controversial topic, as well as the most insane overreaction of all time at Plymouth North High School when a teacher admitted to being a legal gun owner. We also had a shitload of really good questions from turtle riders in the mailbag to get to.

In light of our story about the Shrewsbury home invasion, which turned out to be at a house where dozens of young women participate in "consensual" sex slavery, we brought on a veteran in the BDSM community to talk about whether or not this was normal behavior. Why was he kicked out and banned from kink conventions? Does BDSM typically continue on while at work or school, or is it just for home life? What do you do when clearly damaged girls want to join the community. Truly an eye opening interview.

The Jo Ringer murder mystery finally came to a conclusion this week when her body was discovered in Hatfield. Uncle Turtleboy relives this INSANE year long story, and discusses why her now deceased murdering husband's ex-girlfriend Laura Reilly has not been charged. We also delved into Leigha Genduso's connections with Karyn Polito and Charlie Baker, and how their hypocrisy was shown when they commented on a trooper who had written his opinions online. Oh yea, and the Boston Globe poked the turtle, which is never a good idea.

The Uncle Turtleboy segment from the Howie Carr show Full show here: https://howiecarrshow.com/2018/03/05/turtleboy-talks-trooper-scandal-3-5-18-hour-4/

Uncle Turtleboy was in one of his moods and unleashed on the race-baiting, sackless excuse for a reporter, who bullied the Boston PD into unfollowing Turtleboy on Twitter because it's racist to point out that cops help protect black people. We also delve into the difference between the way Charlie Baker handled news that a state trooper was a drug dealer, and how he handled news that a state trooper who just shot a bad guy in the foot had previously called a criminal a "scumbag" in an online forum. Because "scumbag" is now a racist word too. Boston PD Pushed Around by SJW: https://turtleboysports.com/sjw-reporter-bill-forry-forces-boston-pd-to-unfollow-turtleboy-sports-on-twitter-because-they-liked-a-factually-documented-tweet-that-hurt-his-feelz/ Charlie Baker Silent: https://turtleboysports.com/charlie-baker-silent-about-pot-dealing-state-trooper-leigha-genduso-because-lt-governor-karyn-polito-is-besties-with-her-ratchet-auntie-and-cousin-go-free-my-boi/

Uncle TB tears into FB something fierce but keep it on the PDQ OK we don't want the SJW's to think we're running ICYMI.

Don't miss this episode of Turtleboy Live featuring Bret Killoran, North Shore Turtlebabe, and Uncle Turtleboy. In this week's episode we breakdown the Lowell Beaver Bumper, Granny McStickyfingers, Fingers McGee, Holla Akbar, and of course the Trooper Leigha Genduso nightmare. Video of the full show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY7WWlbxZbk&t=1s

The Boston Globe was shamed by turtle riders into crediting Turtleboy in their failed coverage of the Trooper Genduso scandal. Uncle Turtleboy explains why the media is out of control with their one sided, agenda driven coverage of the Florida shooting, and why giving teachers guns is such a stupid idea. And finally we talk about Granny McStickyfingers being identified and why morons are opposed to publicly shaming her. Boston Globe Feels TurtleRider Fury: https://turtleboysports.com/the-boston-globe-was-shamed-into-admitting-they-got-the-trooper-genduso-story-from-turtleboy-but-they-still-havent-linked-us-and-they-screwed-up-our-name/ Teachers & Guns: https://turtleboysports.com/giving-teachers-guns-is-a-great-idea-if-you-want-more-kids-to-die/ Meet Granny McStickyFingers: https://turtleboysports.com/meet-mary-gelsthorpe-aka-granny-mcstickfingers-who-steals-from-high-school-kids-tip-jars-in-bourne/

Trooper Genduso is relieved of her duties. Uncle Turtleboy explains why the response was so swift, what will happen next, and why the mainstream media hasn't stolen the story. We also discuss the many who have fallen with her this week - Joe Early, Joe Herman, Stacy Gala, Shelley Berman, Scott Nichols, and Michael Rappaport. The blog: https://turtleboysports.com/sources-state-trooper-leigha-genduso-has-been-relieved-of-her-duties-gun-badge-cruiser-dog-and-plate-readers-that-no-other-troopers-got-to-have/

Uncle Turtleboy goes off on the Massachusetts State Police for hiring a known drug dealer, tax evader, perjurer, and money launderer, who only avoided minimum mandatory sentencing by turning state's witness on her ex-boyfriend. This came after she LIED to a grand jury repeatedly the first time she had a chance to tell the truth. Now she's a State Trooper in charge of the K-9 unit, which is used to track down drug dealers. This is blatant corruption, and we've had enough of it. Here's the blog: https://turtleboysports.com/state-trooper-leigha-genduso-admitted-drug-dealer-perjurer-and-tax-evader-friends-with-former-msp-colonel-marion-mcgovern-dated-lt-colonel-prior-to-being-hired/

Our first ever Uncle Turtleboy late night podcast agenda: Coyotes, Stoughton High School feminist club, and Transgender principals in Swampscott! Principal Man-Girl: https://turtleboysports.com/52-year-old-male-swampscott-principal-decides-hes-a-woman-in-middle-of-year-wont-be-wearing-womens-clothes-demands-to-be-called-they-and-shannon/ https://turtleboysports.com/cops-reporters-swarm-elementary-school-after-brave-transgender-swampscott-principal-who-is-sometimes-a-woman-stops-coming-to-work/ The Stoughton Feministors: https://turtleboysports.com/stoughton-high-school-teacher-run-feminist-group-harasses-marylous-coffee-shop-because-the-pretty-women-they-hired-must-be-too-dumb-to-make-coffee/ https://turtleboysports.com/stoughton-administration-issues-cease-and-desist-to-feminist-group-led-by-pink-pussy-hat-teacher-with-tampon-sign-for-harassing-marylous-coffee/ Coyote Hunting: https://turtleboysports.com/legal-coyote-hunting-contest-in-cape-cod-has-sjws-all-riled-up/

Uncle Turtle tells the guys at Bat & O'Brien how much Facebook sucks!