Podcasts about Virtual Riot

Monstercat Call of the Wild

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 60:48

ILLENIUM drops new music from Kaskade, Doctor P, William Black, Skrillex, John Summit and many more!Don't forget to rate & review on all of your favorite podcast apps! Post your comments on twitter @ILLENIUM #PHOENIXRADIOTracklist:PHOENIX RADIO OPENERKaskade, Lipless - State Of MindArmin Van Buuren, Rob Swire - Sound of YouJohn Summit - Light Years (ft. Inez)Kaivon - I Don't Want AnyoneSkrillex, Virtual Riot, Nakeesha - WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING VIPSkrillex, G Jones - DRUIDSMersiv, Linney - Into The Silencepluko - HIGHERTHANUUUDoctor P, Flux Pavilion - FlashbackJuelz - HACKING THE GATESkrillex, HAWAII SLIM - SPITFIREWilliam Black, Kate Morgan - Save MeSubtronics - Fibonacci (Part 1)Eptic, Space Laces - Crash OutBlack Tiger Sex Machine - ProtocolBlanke, EDDIE - Like ThisMarshmello, AR/CO - Worlds ApartSkrillex - VOLTAGEAfinity, STAR SEED, Tyler Graves - Different EndingLast Heroes, CloudNone - Alone

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Gvozd @ Record Club #1214 (14-02-2025)

Radio Record

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025

01. Lexurus - Close To You 02. Icons - Paradise 03. Circadian & Nu-La - Rebirth 04. Mage - Nobody To Blame 05. [Ivy] - To The Limit 06. Culture Shock, Grafix, Sadhappy - Giants 07. V O E - Heavy Heart 08. Denver Uk & Krasia - Too Late 09. Tanukichi & Läuff - Throw It Down 10. Yehor feat. Dnb Doctor - Take My Hand 11. Highthere - Trippin' 12. Andy C feat. Whoismoli - Positions (Vip Mix) 13. Immerr, Vecster & Oneder - Drop Dealerz Time 14. Mob Tactics - The Feeling 15. Paranoiac Del - Android 16. Metanoia - Nocturnal 17. Paranoiac Del - Artificial Intelligence 18. Akoma - Strength 19. Human Made - Underground 20. Сonfident - Blockbuster 21. Absu Ntql - Broken (Yimura Remix) 22. Nakano - The Rumble 23. Blinded Theory - Trickster 24. Fade Black - Lazarus 25. Verzor - Kto Kryakal 26. Apokain - Shiva 27. Maysev - Left 28. Feeble - Less Words More Action 29. Glitch City - Rain 30. Chaos Shaman - Pray For Me 31. Abstrakt Sonance, Reflektor & Grim Sickers - D.D. 32. Kung - Self Fight 33. Sali & Mc Jelen - Jdem Po Tob 34. Jon Cross - Desired 35. Creatures, Drs - Mayhem 36. Invadhertz - Rolling Motion 37. Furious Freaks, Inertia - Facelift 38. Dunk - Drip Boy 39. Breeze, Earl 16, Caveman Collective - Move Up 40. Rowney - Rinse And Repeat 41. Si-Otik - Outbreak 42. Albees - Supernatural 43. Osmas - Murderous Style 44. Milo - Stop The Colours 45. Eskei83, Feed The Fire & Coppa Komanche - Buss Up Di Dance (Extended Version) 46. Formula - Vipertek 47. Jango Kett - Order 66 48. Haedis - Pretty Words 49. Airglo - 1-2-3Go 50. Bevsy, Fenix - Thang Do 51. Levela X Haribo - Brink 52. Rova - Eyes On Me (Vip) 53. Virtual Riot & Diesel feat. Shaquille O'Neal - Damage 54. Micky Finn & Vital Elements - 432 Cymatics 55. Voltage - Time's Ticking 56. Fire At Will - It's A Vibe 57. En:Vy - Silver Riff 58. Octavate - Spill 59. Ragga Twins - We Are Junglists (Randall & Cool Hand Flex Remix) [feat. Mc Fats] 60. Shy Fx - Risk It All (feat. Maverick Sabre) (Breaks Remix) 61. Sharpz - Lion Of Judah (Kartoon Remix) 62. Mr Quest - Junglist Soldier (New Jungle Mix) 63. Dapz, Papa Gee, Jamie G - Special Time 64. Mr Quest - No One Can Play (New Jungle Mix) 65. Anizo - Ungol 66. Nuvertal - Ritual 67. Bad Ethos - About The Music 68. Micky Finn & Graham Warnock - Solstice 69. Marvel Cinema feat. Moonaddict - Who Got The Gat 70. Rozzer - Paradigm Shift (Offish Halftime Version) 71. Art Cuebik - Ease Up (Offish Rollout Mix) 72. Sustance - Cycles 73. Half-Life - Guava 74. Eastcolors & Dotclip - Whereabouts 75. Manikin & Ronni - Feel No Love 76. Walk:R - Late Night Track (feat. Bluejay) 77. Skuff - Believer 78. Activ - Good Old Days 79. Alexus - Barry 80. Driverufo & Kvostax - Skybound 81. Taelimb, Molife - Ritmo 82. Lexed - Cuando Pasa

Gvozd @ Record Club #1214 (14-02-2025)

Gvozd

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025

01. Lexurus - Close To You 02. Icons - Paradise 03. Circadian & Nu-La - Rebirth 04. Mage - Nobody To Blame 05. [Ivy] - To The Limit 06. Culture Shock, Grafix, Sadhappy - Giants 07. V O E - Heavy Heart 08. Denver Uk & Krasia - Too Late 09. Tanukichi & Läuff - Throw It Down 10. Yehor feat. Dnb Doctor - Take My Hand 11. Highthere - Trippin' 12. Andy C feat. Whoismoli - Positions (Vip Mix) 13. Immerr, Vecster & Oneder - Drop Dealerz Time 14. Mob Tactics - The Feeling 15. Paranoiac Del - Android 16. Metanoia - Nocturnal 17. Paranoiac Del - Artificial Intelligence 18. Akoma - Strength 19. Human Made - Underground 20. Сonfident - Blockbuster 21. Absu Ntql - Broken (Yimura Remix) 22. Nakano - The Rumble 23. Blinded Theory - Trickster 24. Fade Black - Lazarus 25. Verzor - Kto Kryakal 26. Apokain - Shiva 27. Maysev - Left 28. Feeble - Less Words More Action 29. Glitch City - Rain 30. Chaos Shaman - Pray For Me 31. Abstrakt Sonance, Reflektor & Grim Sickers - D.D. 32. Kung - Self Fight 33. Sali & Mc Jelen - Jdem Po Tob 34. Jon Cross - Desired 35. Creatures, Drs - Mayhem 36. Invadhertz - Rolling Motion 37. Furious Freaks, Inertia - Facelift 38. Dunk - Drip Boy 39. Breeze, Earl 16, Caveman Collective - Move Up 40. Rowney - Rinse And Repeat 41. Si-Otik - Outbreak 42. Albees - Supernatural 43. Osmas - Murderous Style 44. Milo - Stop The Colours 45. Eskei83, Feed The Fire & Coppa Komanche - Buss Up Di Dance (Extended Version) 46. Formula - Vipertek 47. Jango Kett - Order 66 48. Haedis - Pretty Words 49. Airglo - 1-2-3Go 50. Bevsy, Fenix - Thang Do 51. Levela X Haribo - Brink 52. Rova - Eyes On Me (Vip) 53. Virtual Riot & Diesel feat. Shaquille O'Neal - Damage 54. Micky Finn & Vital Elements - 432 Cymatics 55. Voltage - Time's Ticking 56. Fire At Will - It's A Vibe 57. En:Vy - Silver Riff 58. Octavate - Spill 59. Ragga Twins - We Are Junglists (Randall & Cool Hand Flex Remix) [feat. Mc Fats] 60. Shy Fx - Risk It All (feat. Maverick Sabre) (Breaks Remix) 61. Sharpz - Lion Of Judah (Kartoon Remix) 62. Mr Quest - Junglist Soldier (New Jungle Mix) 63. Dapz, Papa Gee, Jamie G - Special Time 64. Mr Quest - No One Can Play (New Jungle Mix) 65. Anizo - Ungol 66. Nuvertal - Ritual 67. Bad Ethos - About The Music 68. Micky Finn & Graham Warnock - Solstice 69. Marvel Cinema feat. Moonaddict - Who Got The Gat 70. Rozzer - Paradigm Shift (Offish Halftime Version) 71. Art Cuebik - Ease Up (Offish Rollout Mix) 72. Sustance - Cycles 73. Half-Life - Guava 74. Eastcolors & Dotclip - Whereabouts 75. Manikin & Ronni - Feel No Love 76. Walk:R - Late Night Track (feat. Bluejay) 77. Skuff - Believer 78. Activ - Good Old Days 79. Alexus - Barry 80. Driverufo & Kvostax - Skybound 81. Taelimb, Molife - Ritmo 82. Lexed - Cuando Pasa

GVOZD - PIRATE STATION @ RECORD 14022025 #1214

GVOZD

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 120:24

Пиратская Станция встречает новый уикенд на радио Рекорд и раздает хороший drumandbass вайб в подборке новых релизов и эксклюзивов! Всем настроения любви и счастья.. GVOZD vibez: 1.Lexurus - Close To You 2.ICONS - Paradise 3.Circadian & Nu-La - ReBirth 4.Mage - Nobody to Blame 5.[IVY] - To The Limit 6.Culture Shock, Grafix, Sadhappy - Giants 7.V O E - Heavy Heart 8.Denver UK & Krasia - Too Late 9.Tanukichi & LÄUFF - Throw It Down 10.Yehor feat. DnB Doctor - Take My Hand 11.HighThere - Trippin' 12.Andy C feat. whoismoli - Positions (VIP Mix) 13.IMMERR, Vecster & Oneder - Drop Dealerz Time 14.Mob Tactics - The Feeling 15.Paranoiac Del - Android 16.Metanoia - Nocturnal 17.Paranoiac Del - Artificial Intelligence 18.Akoma - Strength 19.Human Made - Underground 20.Сonfident - Blockbuster 21.Absu_NTQL - Broken (Yimura Remix) 22.Nakano - The Rumble 23.Blinded Theory - Trickster 24.Fade Black - Lazarus 25.Verzor - Kto Kryakal 26.Apokain - Shiva 27.Maysev - Left 28.Feeble - Less Words More Action 29.Glitch City - Rain 30.Chaos Shaman - Pray For Me 31.Abstrakt Sonance, Reflektor & Grim Sickers - D.D. 32.Kung - Self Fight 33.Sali & Mc Jelen - Jdem Po Tob 34.Jon Cross - Desired 35.Creatures, DRS - Mayhem 36.Invadhertz - Rolling Motion 37.Furious Freaks, Inertia - Facelift 38.Dunk - Drip Boy 39.Breeze, Earl 16, Caveman Collective - Move Up 40.Rowney - Rinse and Repeat 41.SI-OTIK - Outbreak 42.Albees - Supernatural 43.Osmas - Murderous Style 44.Milo - Stop The Colours 45.Eskei83, Feed the Fire & Coppa Komanche - Buss Up Di Dance (Extended Version) 46.Formula - Vipertek 47.JANGO KETT - Order 66 48.HAEDIS - Pretty Words 49.Airglo - 1-2-3GO 50.Bevsy, Fenix - Thang Do 51.LEVELA x HARIBO - BRINK 52.Rova - Eyes On Me (VIP) 53.Virtual Riot & Diesel feat. Shaquille O'Neal - Damage 54.Micky Finn & Vital Elements - 432 Cymatics 55.Voltage - Time's Ticking 56.Fire At Will - It's A Vibe 57.EN:VY - Silver Riff 58.Octavate - Spill 59.Ragga Twins - We Are Junglists (Randall & Cool Hand Flex Remix) [feat. MC Fats] 60.SHY FX - Risk It All (feat. Maverick Sabre) (Breaks Remix) 61.Sharpz - Lion Of Judah (Kartoon Remix) 62.Mr Quest - Junglist Soldier (New Jungle Mix) 63.Dapz, Papa Gee, Jamie G - Special Time 64.Mr Quest - No one can play (new jungle mix) 65.Anizo - Ungol 66.Nuvertal - Ritual 67.Bad Ethos - About The Music 68.Micky Finn & Graham Warnock - Solstice 69.Marvel Cinema feat. Moonaddict - Who Got The Gat 70.Rozzer - Paradigm Shift (Offish Halftime Version) 71.Art Cuebik - Ease Up (Offish Rollout Mix) 72.Sustance - Cycles 73.Half-Life - Guava 74.Eastcolors & dotclip - Whereabouts 75.Manikin & Ronni- Feel No Love 76.Walk:r - Late Night Track (Feat Bluejay) 77.Skuff - Believer 78.Activ - Good Old Days 79.Alexus - Barry 80.Driverufo & Kvostax - Skybound 81.Taelimb, Molife - Ritmo 82.Lexed - Cuando Pasa

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543 - Monstercat Call of the Wild: Drum & Bass Vol. 10

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2025 60:34

Follow our COTW playlist: https://monster.cat/3Zhj7st Follow the show: https://monster.cat/cotwradio Tracklist 00:30 P Money x Whiney x hayve - 99 Octane [Monstercat & Hospital Records] 04:05 Virtual Riot & DIESEL - Damage (ft. Shaquille O'Neal) [Monstercat] 06:51 Waeys, Bensley & Hoax - Twerp [Monstercat & Hospital Records] 09:24 Bensley, BOP & Degs - Starchild [Monstercat & Hospital Records] 12:32 hayve & Laminar - Movements (ft. PVC) [Monstercat] 16:35 Protostar, Subten & PVC - Renegade [Monstercat & Hospital Records] 19:33 BOP, Subwave & imallryt - Unforgettable [Monstercat & Hospital Records] 23:08 Rusko - Rubix Cube [Monstercat] 25:31 Anaïs & hayve - IDGAF [Monstercat & Hospital Records] 28:27 DRKMODE - Demeter [Heaven Sent] 30:30 Koven & ÆON:MODE - Polarised [Monstercat] 33:53 Arcando & Pirapus - Ultrasound [Monstercat Exclusive] 35:11 Koven - Where My Heart Is [Monstercat Exclusive] 38:18 hayve - What Are We Proving (ft. DRIIA) [Monstercat & Hospital Records] 42:43 Pirapus - ONLY U [Lost In Dreams] 46:24 Noelle Sucks - Nonchalant (if found Remix) [Graveboy Records] 49:20 DNMO & SOLAH - Find Peace [Monstercat & Hospital Records] 51:54 Rome in Silver - Get Lost [Monstercat] 55:46 CloudNone - Beacon [Monstercat] Thank you for listening to Monstercat: Call of the Wild! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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VIRTUAL RIOT SAYS DRUGS ALMOST RUINED HIS LIFE?! | I'M PEAKING EP. 62

I'M PEAKING

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 74:13

Step into the simulation for Episode 62 of the I'M PEAKING Podcast, where we FINALLY had on our amazing friend and producer, Christian Valentin Brunn aka VIRTUAL RIOT ("finally" because he was actually supposed to be our first DJ guest back in 2022)!! In this episode, we dive into East Coast vs. West Coast festivals, VR's move to Minneapolis (because WHY Minneapolis??), the influence of American EDM on his sound, and how becoming sober CHANGED HIS LIFE (yeah, we get deep). We also get the inside scoop on his crazy new tour production, his experience from being in a polyamorous relationship, and he even blesses us with two insane unreleased tracks, including a DRUM & BASS collab with SHAQ?! There isn't a dull moment in this one, so be sure to tune in! We hope you enjoy the episode ❤️ Get tickets to the FRIENDSHIP Cruise (code IMPEAKING): ⁠https://thefriendship.rezmagic.com/Booking/Reservation/Start?tripID=5100&promocode=IMPEAKING Link to buy an I'M PEAKING Jersey: http://impeakingpod.myshopify.com/ CHECK OUT OUR PATREON (for bonus content) - https://patreon.com/user?u=87212419 CHECK OUT VIRTUAL RIOT'S PATREON - https://patreon.com/virtualriot?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&utm_content=join_link FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: I'M PEAKING Podcast YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@impeaking Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/impeakingpod/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@impeakingpod Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/impeaking Devin Larscheid YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@devinlarscheid Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/devinlarscheid/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@devinlarscheid Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/indevinitely Threads - https://www.threads.net/@devinlarscheid Mickie Santos (aka Wonderli) YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtcLLsKZiC0c1pEyHF5PpuQ Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/_wonderli/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@.wonderli Nand Mahasuwan YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw0h80t2rgdz_hp4kmyCN2g Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/nandmahasuwan/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@nand.the.rave.dad Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/nandtheravedad Threads - https://www.threads.net/@nandmahasuwan Brinda Arreygue (aka Wavybrin) YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2gm04tPOrK_JZkjmIPR43w Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wavybrin/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@wavybrin Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/wavybrin Daniel Jun (aka Bassbaedaniel) YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bassbaedaniel Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bassbaedaniel/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@UCWQ3hBeb8cu15UzM7HxIylg Threads - https://www.threads.net/@bassbaedaniel VIRTUAL RIOT YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVtJOq_ziepf5MpjsTWxJeg Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/artist/4FXGRMSHh2JjHxVwS8dhH1 Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/virtual-riot Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/officialvirtualriot/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@officialvirtualriot X - https://x.com/Virtual_Riot #ravers #raves #virtualriot #edm #impeaking #podcast #edmfestivals #bassmusic #drumandbass

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Virtual Riot (Back To Back Classics!)

Back To Back with Willy Joy

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2025 78:42

Today we're running back a classic episode with Virtual Riot! Virtual Riot: https://fanlink.tv/virtualriot Willy Joy: http://linktr.ee/willyjoy PROTECT REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS: https://abortionfunds.org/funds/ https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/ https://www.sistersong.net/

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MBP #160 Mr. Bill AMA

The Mr. Bill Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 94:07

Mr. Bill the host of this show, an electronic music producer, and DJ from Sydney, Australia (currently residing in the USA) best known for his willingness to share tips in studio techniques & massive library of technical know-how with other aspiring producers. With a huge catalog of released original music (including many collaborations and remixes), Mr. Bill has worked with established artists such as deadmau5, Ganja White Night, Subtronics, Dirt Monkey, Virtual Riot, Infected Mushroom, and more. Having released music on a wide array of well-known labels such as mau5trap, Monstercat, Subcarbon, Deadbeats, Cyclops, & WAKAAN has led to Bill touring the globe extensively & playing many major music festivals & world-renowned venues such as Red Rocks Amphitheatre, and Hampton Coliseum. Brian Taylor (director of Crank: High Voltage - starring Jason Stathom, and SyFy TV hit “Happy!”) reached out to Bill to score the motion picture, horror-comedy Mom & Dad, featuring Nicolas Cage & Selma Blair. Bill has also been commissioned to compose, and create sound effects for multiple music libraries, applications, and to-be-released games. Being heavily active in the music production community has led Bill to create his own record label, Billegal Beats, which primarily releases left-field downtempo, and glitch music, and Billegal Sounds - a sample pack company. As well as has developed a VST plug-in “SLAP” in collaboration with Yum Audio. Mr. Bill runs the educational website mrbillstunes.com which houses 1,000+ hours of educational video content teaching the music production software Ableton Live, and he hosts “The Mr. Bill Podcast” which has had speaking guests such as, Duncan Trussell, deadmau5, Steve Duda, Kill The Noise, Feed Me, Peekaboo, edIT, Mick Gordon, Herobust, Richard Devine, Beardyman, The Flashbulb, Haywyre, Daedelus, Subtronics,Virtual Riot, Misha Mansoor, Jordan Rudess, and YouTube sensations Adamy Neely, and Andrew Huang. Mr. Bill's Links

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10. {The Divine Comedy}

The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 69:50

SUNNI BLU becomes a man. I guess. Golly. You sure do seem intolerant. Are you sure you don't want a Peloton. I want to live in a white neighborhood And make enough money That my white neighbors Actually respect me For whatever it is I do. Working on a Saturday. Calm down, Jew mom. I will not clam down. In this house, we abide by holy law! Hold on. What happened. I got distracted, this girl looks just like Edie Falco. Oh, I love Edie Falco. Right? I realized how bizarre my creative process really was, in that days I would get the most work done musically, I became physically restful, and complacent, not worrying about the gym so much as the energy I would use rather towards the music I was making, or the over all lacsidasical approach I took to everything. Not being an entirely-perfect stepford- divorcee with a bleach clean everything in my median space, I realized it was almost a more natural kind of creature that created my music; one who ate and acted normally, and was overall less of an anally retentive bitch—not to say that my normal self was not an anally retire bitch, I was, but it was that my creative process seemed to require more normalcy and averageness; eating regularly, What the fuck man. Idk. I got bored The wheels start turning The pages in my mind become phenomenon, I almost bought it I almost bought the dream; Another story arc. Trust, or don't trust? I don't know— these guys are like the ultimate fluffers… MEAT CIRCUS. MEAT CIRCUS. Okay, I love them. …did she light the candle? Oh look, a candle. Hm. SHE LIT THE CANDLE. SHE LIT THE CANDLE. THEY ADDED GPS TO EDC so then. How many of us are there. Hey. Everybody sit the fuck down, right now. [drones sit down] There she goes. Dammit. Why are you really this short in person? On God, because I'm really this short, irl. Skrillex. NO. Get over here for a second. Wanna go to Disneyland? On my life, I'm like in Cancun right now, but— But what? I'll catch the next flight. “The Uptopia” I thought about finagling a way to get into EDC for like 5 seconds before I remembered what it was, And that i'm a DJ And that it looks cool and all— But sounds, generally like a total nightmare. Not because it wouldn't be fun or anything- a It just wouldn't be fun— —for me. EDC part III Haven't I been to edc more than 3 times already. (Try like 30 times.) —that's enough times. THATS NOT ENOUGH TIMES GIMMIE MY BOX! DID YOU GET THE MAGNET . I GOT THE MAGNET. GET IN THE— Goddamn, dude. That's a lot of magnets. It's really not. Man, what the fuck would even happen if I fuckin actually focused on this project I don't know. I like, haven't focused on this project and it seems like, possibly, maybe I might have brokered some kind of deal that may or may not include Coca Cola and NBC. This dude might be trying to rule the world. All the dudes might be trying to rule the world, I think. Well, what if we put them all in a group together or something —seems—doable And maybe if they're not trying to kill each other, hey the end of of— Oh, look. World peace. Nice. —it. Hm. Let's just say, Altogether I give a total of actually zero fucks— Ah hah And at the end of the day, I just want some dick. How is that going to help achieve world peace, exactly. Fuck around and find out. Ladies. Here, yo. Guy, what's this. A midlife crisis waiting to happen. Oh no. Don't worry, it's almost over. My midlife crisis? No, the part before that. Jellyfishing. I don't know, Patrick, seems like kind of a strange day to go jellyfishing. Just—relax. Jesus Christ. (Soft telephone voice) This is the messiah speaking. Uh…hi. How may I direct your call? Uh… Hello. …is your dad home? Euh…probably not, but I can get you my mom. …that might work. Okay, hold on. (Not telephone voice—actually atrocious Boston accent) MAAAAA. …Jesus Christ. What? TELEPHONE. ring ring. Bitch! Ring ring ring! —bitch! Ring ring ring. —BITCH! Yo! What!! Answer the phone. The phone is ringing! Why do you keep saying “bitch”?! Cause that's a bitch ass telephone, bitch! This is improv! I know! And the first rule of improv is to not saying no, but I refuse to answer a telephone that just says “ring, ring”; that is not a realistic telephone, and so to that, I would just say—“bitch.” Bitch. That is not how improv works. I'ma aim at your head; you technically lost the game already stopping the scene; you said “ring-ring” I said “bitch”; you lost already, I done my part. What? Just—if you're gonna be a phone, be a phone, but don't just say “ring-ring” like that Take me all out of character and shit. What character?! All you said is “bitch!” And all you said was “ring-ring”, hoe—I ain't got time for this— What?! Just be a phone! THAT WAS A PHONE. What phone says ring-ring? Phone ring tone “Ring-ring!” What's that. That's my new ringtone. You're so lame. Well at least we got past the 90's and were clearly into the early two thousands. How do you know? That guy has a ringtone. Who is that guy, anyway—? wait a second! Oh shit. That's him! Get em! Ah, are we bringing back the Italians? I don't think they ever left, they've just been quiet. I want pizza. You're in luck. Goddamn kid! Pizza?! French fries. —I want chocolate cake. AND chocolate cake! Goddamn. You'd better be crafting a goddamn symphony. It's more of like a sonata. “The King Suite” Whatever! Just remember however far you get writing this album is how much more gym time it'll take to be taken seriously promoting it. I'm already promoting it. What, how? LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA DAY. welcome back, kid. Shut up; give me a house. Give me a house song! Okay. OKAY, now downtempo. Downtempo makes me sleepy— but whatever, here. Okay, now techno. Untz-untz—here you are. All it took me was seeing Tiesto's ancient ass plastered all over the place in Brooklyn to realize I don't think it'll ever be “too late” to be a DJ and perhaps I could stand to focus on my other masteries. Whatever. I want chocolate cake . You are gonna get so fat. So? So is she when she pops out three kids— And her music sucks. Sauciness is relative. It sounds like shit in a fucking sandwhich. Just remember tiestos wife is actually like a decade younger than you. Great. I'm looking forward to all my favorite DJ's cradle robbing fashion week for this exact fucking reason. Is that a dig on one of the most legendary dance music DJs of our time? No, it's more of another pondering as to why I wasn't born a 9 foot tall porcelain skin blonde European looking model. I must have done something wrong in a previous existence. Have you tried paddle boarding? That seems /lame Fun! If I start now, maybe by May I can be EDC fit. What's the point of being EDC fit and not going to EDC? Hm. Okay. I can get a peloton, Or EDC tickets— Which should it actually be? What's the point of having a peloton If you're not going to EDC. Correct. But also— Why bother going to EDC at all if you're not going to be mad ripped from riding a peloton all day in your apartment. Also facts. That's what I'm here for Suddenly, I was acting weird. [being weird] Well, weirder than usual. Suddenly, my mind was racing— I was running around my apartment frantically in a halter top that I was certain I looked fabulous in— [looking at least kind of fabulous] — lil bitz. I'm getting to the age where I haven't quite given up, But realizing I'm not going to be the ideal just kind of sits with me in little ways. I haven't let go of myself, I'm not all the way giving up, but I'm more like, settled and secure with myself. A little more self confident in knowing if I wanted just any old dude, I can go out and get one. But I've been saving myself for someone really special. I mean really. And it's been years since I had sex. Actual years, so like— I'm at the point where I can just keep waiting, But sometimes I realize how long it's been, For instance, when I'm shopping, And I'm just kind of, looking around online Figuring out exactly what I want— And I'm scrolling, looking at all the selections And I see this baguette— Like bread, guys. Like a French roll and I think to myself “I'll take that.” I'm getting kind of turned on just looking at it, like Realizing it's bread— I'm like “Ooh, look at this baguette… Oui oui.” lol the fuck is wrong with you. Honestly I'm just looking for vegan chocolate cake without having to make it. Are we a team? …uhhh… kinda depends on who is “we” But since I can hear you faintly in my head, I guess so. Suddenly, I had the feeling that I had written something recently that might at some point become important. Hey. What. I like your five year plan. What fucking five year plan. The one from five years ago. Oh. Wait—what. Let's make it an 8 year plan. You mean 8 years from…from 5 years ago? See, you are good at math. —I—wait, what plan. Okay [chuckles awkwardly] See you later. What. Man, why do like half the characters in this show look and sound like Dillon Francis. Cause they're Dillon Francis. Might as well be. I had also has realized at a certain point recently that I would probably never get married again, and in my own right had set out to be “The Ultimate Lover!” Get out of here, Skrillex. What in the fuck is with that dude. What's wrong with him anyway. Something. Get out. FUCK, HE'S DEAD. Oh well. Not oh well! Someone's definitely gonna be upset about his. Probably! But that's an entirely seperate demographic. We can't be concerned with that. Not our business, The man is dead! You don't know, maybe he's just in A k-hole! [super duper dead] Whatever man. Just— Can you at least give me a hand with his legs. He's heavy. How can he be taller than he looks on TV— Goddamn, he wreaks! He hasn't even been dead long enough for that. I know, he just wreaks, man. Whatever. Look. Just— Ugh— Let's roll him into that tent over there. What. Just roll him in-/ Agh. And hurry up— Virtual Riot is about to start. Goddamn. The wooks. These aren't any ordinary wooks. They're frat boys Oh, that headdress, though. You remember the headdress! I remember the everything, I'm just— trying to forget. Crimes. Or at least—pretending to. You remember David after the dentist? [David after the dentist] AAAAAGAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH Well, this is James after The Jam. Mm. What kind Of Jam is this! It's—Jelly. Ah. You're dead. It's—really good. You know what— This is Sauerkraut. Happy accidents is getting weird. Man. I like it. Untz untz untz I just found this out, and I'm over the moon like exactic about this— I just found out you can like, totally buy 5 lbs of marijuana Over the internet. For what? I don't know. Sounds like a deal. Sign me up. Anyway, I found this out— Because I found this bread I like Yes— I know Bread to marijuana We are—making connections— Anyway, I found this bread I like From this one place, And I love this place so much That I begin buying this bread regularly— I love it so much that, I'm looking through all their breads in their bakery and I realize, “Holy shit—they just have the most insane bakery, ever.” Like all the breads are sounding phenomenal— They're real bread— Most bread if it's real bread is vegan, So I'm looking through the bread like, “Holy shit, this all sounds fire—“ And when I like a place a lot— Especially in New York, I get weird about it. Like, I want to know the origins of the place. I love history— History—cannabis—and bread, I know. “Whose the lucky guy?!” lol. Nobody, obviously— if this is my life; but I digress. I'm looking at all these breads, All these artisanal, like— Fresh cakes and, Really unique like, Breads of every kind— And I start thinking to myself “I love this place.” “I love this place” So I start thinking about like the origins of this place— You know like, historically— Like, Sometimes you find cool stuff out about a place Macy's or whatever, Has cool history— Like the oldest surviving wooden escalator Being at the flagship department store in midtown Stuff like that. I love history— So I go to look up this place— I type this place into the search bar with absolutely no other specifications than I think, The name— And the first link that comes up Is a fire sale of 5 pounds of “hemp flower” But from the picture I can see that it's evidently really Complete marijuana— Actual cannabis flower; So I look into this matter, and I investigate this link a little further to figure out— “What is this?” And as it turns out, my suspicions are correct, You can now obtain large quantities of marijuana Via a Google search— By complete accident. I'm like, “Woah!” [Bookmark the page and shit.] “Keep that in there for later…” You know, just in case I ever have $2,200 dollars roughly of disposable income and ever feel like upstarting my very own drug enterprise… Er, restarting— But the drug enterprise I had in college was nothing like this— This is next level. Its the internet age now, buddy! Shit is legitimate. Wait, sorry— is the statute of limitations up yet? Whatever. Leave no trace. There—are bigger fish to fry. lol. Bread, man. I love bread. You make me mad, But I'm still in love with you; You might be far, but I'm still in love with you You might do bad, but I'm still in love with you Come back to bed; You know I'm still in love with you You make me mad, But I'm still in love with you; You might be far, but I'm still in love with you You might do bad, but I'm still in love with you Come back to bed; You know I'm still in love with you Doesn't matter (You know I'm still in love with you) Cause it doesn't matter (You know I'm still in love with you It doesn't matter (You know I'm still in love with you) I'm still in love with you— You know I'm still in love with you. You know what— Huh— Does lemon raspberry sound better or like, This caramel toffee? You know I love a good lemon ice cream— Lemon custard Posh. Ah, the hedons are back. /*herons (You know Insomniac's making their rounds. ) Getdamoney Getdamoney getda— Woah— hold up, what is this I don't know Looks lucrative Facts Hmmm— Worthwhile investment, perhaps Maybe, maybe Very well Getdamoney Getdamoney Getdamoney Take a look at this young buck, they said. So I did. Turns out, the jokes on me. Me, and all my old friends In all my old lives On all my old world Play games In other words, The world goes on, Then off, Then it goes on, We come home— To laugh with one another Me and my friends, We play games Out of body Mind games In the body Play lives, All for entertainment In the old world, We said “One” Off we run, I said So on, comes dawn again We all talk of old reunion. We all talk of— FUCK, man. It's non dairy. I don't give a fuck about your ice cream! We're all on ice cream. I don't give a fuck about ice cream! On, you don't. No! Alright. Done. You know, it's like one door opens— Another door closes; And that's true— But whatever fucking weird drone robots They're probably paying to just come in one door And out the other Are karma cannons— And by that I mean— Whatever's disturbing me; Will eventually disturb them— And maybe, just maybe— In the same annoying way. So one day somebody wakes up and writes an anthology saga about you. It's not about you, it's about me— That's what I said. And that's probably what happened anyway—is what I'm thinking—and either way, I'm just the protagonist of that series, anyway. That's—logical, I'm thinking. I'm also thinking. Man. It feels so good to just sit in silence. Yeah. It does. Didn't you want kids? Whatever. Abusive relationships suck. My version of our kid is hands down way better then your version of our kid. Hands down. Let's get down to the nitti grotti of things here. Nitty Gritty. 11:30. But that's when Tranwrexk is playing. Who the fuck is teaintwrext. No, it's. Whatever. Nitti gritti Okay, so I'm obviously like, not going to forget the lady beating the shit out of her dog at the Trader Joe's— But I think maybe even the best part about it was the fact that it was like, a pug. I'm not really ready to go out in public or anything-1 I don't know— I'm like traumatized by the disparity of the human race, or whatever. But shout out to the lady beating the shit out of her dog at the Trader Joe's. I don't know what he did. But if you're gonna beat your pug at the Trader Joe's, he probably deserved it. Goddamn you Marc Jacobs! This is what you get for leaving a puddle in produce section! Goddammit! What else are you gonna name a purebred pug that you take everywhere with you— Including Trader Joe's? “This is Marc Jacobs” We thought he was a puggle but it turns out he was a purebreed and we just got so lucky! He gets nervous around people— Sometimes especially at the Trader Joe's He just gets so excited! Bad Marx Jacobs! BAD! On another note why am I just not automatically genetically built like a 6'5 Scandinavian chick. Like, it's cool my legs don't grow any hair at all, but goddamnit I would rather walk fashion week and just— Automatically never be hungry. Imagine giving birth to a supermodel baby and just Here, baby— take this The baby is like: *milks for two seconds* Alright, I'm good. Are you sure, baby. The baby's like “I'm— all full” Are you sure? Baby's like yeah— put me on the treadmill for an hour, would you? I gotta go fast-crawl this all off. Breastmilk, whew. Heavy shit. Just set the incline to all the way up, alright— And make sure I turn up the propane pig to high volume I want to make sure I'm deaf in one ear And only have one brain cell I don't want them to think I talk to much. Mom's like, “Um, okay— are you sure you don't just want like, more breastmilk” Baby's like “No ma, put me on the treadmill and shut the fuck yo you fat cow!” Goddammit, alright. That's— Some kids are just born destined to be— whatever— you know? Me? I was destined to like food, but be pretty much allergic to it— Pretty much allergic to all of it. Not in the typical sense of like having a food allergy— Not getting hives or anything Just— Prone to max weight gain after minimal, regular fucking eating— Minimal fucking eating And maximum effort in the gym just equals More muscle Which, then, The excess fat will just sit on top of Sort of like— Just double fucking bad. It's insane. So that's two waist trainers Correct Two sauna suits Oh my God, what if he's actually 6'3? Who's 6'3?! Getawayfromme. Shoot that nigga. You have a nice double chin. Thanks, I got it myself Liz Nice. Comedy Central presents: roast of the hosts The comics of late night tv roast each other l HOw many jokes do I need? A lot. Let's start with the favorite Favorite? Nah. Jimmy Fallon looks constpated. Every time I see that dude, I'm like— —?! What's wrong with him. Also— Why do you look like the off brand version of Justin long? I smell a conspiracy. And aspercreme. What's up with your cheeks, bro? Are you a hippopotamus? — Jay Leno is like God's version of a live action caricature. _____ Why are you all Irish? ____ Kimmel— what kind of bird are you? —- . —- I've heard exchanging insults is like foreplay for comedians; now I'm genuinely starting to wonder how many of these specials have turned over into orgies. I always had a special feeling about Justin Bieber and Martha Stewart. I'm pretty sure we all did. Mama had a shotgun— And daddy hated broken glass I drink out of broken bottles Clasps slip from the hands That can't Grab Shit you're too fucking tall, anyway. The only person who's actually bigger than they look on TV Fuck that. What are you, 6'10? Stay the fuck over there yeo ming. Who drew you, Disney/Pixar? How do you be in a photo from head to toe; full body in the frame and still not be in the picture? This m'fucker's a ghost. Oh look. It's everyone's favorite blow up doll. WHY DO U LOOK ASIAN? WHO TF DID UR DAD KILL IN NAM? –KOREA? EITHER WAY. YOU'RE ASIAN BRO. You seem like that kid that used to walk up on his tiiiy toes and shit. You're weird, bro. That kid that used to walk up— —like this— That's that guy. Devil can't catch me if I don't sit still Still love Run around the world Ring around the Rosie I'm not broke, I jus got. Photo shoot coming up Hang up yo on the fence, Like paint I dry, Simi dinner hard Try hard see the light, go To the light now Go now, my time has come m Go where, how? It's time now for me to depart, my dear Ishii. Why—how?! Because, my boy—the time has come Time not what is! Time be us, you and I! And as we are, my dear boy. I must go. Time nothing but mind is you and I… You are right. Time — is— time. Ishii begins to cry softly, and then weep. Fair for fair and follow for follow— There not are I, And away we went, With wind and time, And the way was one The inside of a year, As the waking of dawn. At dawn, I strike— But was not called To weep, I wake, the tire of tale And yet the sun was in my heart, Yet not in my mind as the sky, And not in the time as the wind, and still, mi follow to love again I always call, And there, the wind where wind does lie, Not I, awake, but I instead as Sunset Again as time had sat upon my should And like bird does cry, The still be wind has shattered my love And in heart lives in such such dusk As pain, my heart, The wicked beauty, Shadowed and stranded Yet I awaken, And here ye, The vow dost took is not aligned— There I was, the call of once The statuesque and haunting Bleeding dry the river's way And almost as such there though of tears With yet had formed all shallow, and none The call of ways I mask misfortunes, There does bear a truth to the tree which bears fruit And give way to time, I am as oceans, Still as steady water's sky, and come what may Of all we have, There nothing lost, And there were fortunes True to shine as gold, And there in no way, Under us. Wax does melt but has not burned, As shadowtimes had set upon us, There, the call was made, and yes The wind had sat upon the waking dawn of eye And there, again the warrior ready for none other than the song of I, The cry of war, does wait unsettled in her wailing As their call had come As of naught, And then came, As does one. Be fair. Daggers! I rot. “Be fair”, says he. Daggers. I rot! Be fair, says I. Nay, The King. True, tis I. —and daggars! I rot. Wary. I find. So then, To have walked among the living and yet are dead— still you, waiting in quarry, Are now I not as King, As though now dost lie slain. Very. A greeting! Seeing now how such has i, Have passed and still yet waiting in how l My waking This fucker just won't die! Well, he can't. He can! (He should.) He has. Oh. Are you triggered. I knew I just have been getting somewhat important Somewhat. I figured this out when they started having people show up after I get to the gym. I knew they were all the same like people, cause for the the most part, they weren't working out, they would just like, align themselves with me, do a few pumps and then do whatever on their phones This one dude came in, and I was already sick of being followed Hadn't been to the gym in a few days cause these people just fucking bother me. Just fucking blows my mind how stupid people are— And I realized something really wrong with people. Like people are really fucked up inthe head, so, This is what I did, when I realized, they weren't going to stop fucking with me in a certain way, I started fucking with them back. I went upstairs to work out, started doing circuits. Did some pumps up stairs, Run the stairs like laps, Hit the tension machine, Kettlebells, Treadmill, then another circuit— {Enter The Multiverse} And I knew whoever was sending these people We're focused on fucking me up; Cause the people they sent were always like— Some kind of trigger. I knew it was some high level programming; They would send like a pretty girl with long hair To fuck me up Or some fat ugly dude who looked like my ex husband, Fat and shit, And they wouldn't workout much, they would just like, fuck around, then hit the phone— And I realized people were really fucking sick In the head, when I realized, After I psyched the fuck out of this fat dude Just fucking running circles around him and shit, Lifting more than he was struggling to fucking lift This dude is all upper body No fucking cardio No fucking legs Weak dick motherfucker. And I realized how sick people were when he goes up stairs And this is how else I know people are fucking with me They'll always get on the phone, And use their phones as intimidation and shit “Hi, yeah, yeah— I'm checking in. I'm a pussy ass robot and shit. Okay. Bye now. Wait—did you hit my cashapp yet? Okay thanks” How you know it's like an app or some shit. Fucking drones, man. But I could tell they were sick and I was somewhere in my way to wellness when, the dude left, then goes upstairs and gets on the phone, and I'm still downstairs and I'm like “Okay, since they're gonna keep fucking with me—when is the end of this album?” I went to check and I knew the album was an hour long— And I look and the album is on the last track and I thought to myself “I haven't touched my phone in at least an hour…” This dude has been in the gym for half the time and has almost not been off the phone He was on the phone more than working out And that's when I realized, Whether I skip a few days at the gym or not Whether I do what everybody else is doing or not Just that alone is rare. He was in the gym maybe a half hour or less And between every single set, he's on the phone Just like all of the other people who seemed to have been following me— And I realized That maybe they weren't even following me on purpose. Maybe they were being remotely sent in my direction somehow with their phones, without their intention or knowing. That is a possibility— And I knew the world had changed in a way that could possibly become dangerous, after being told for x amount of years we needed a SIM card, I've had my phone for almost 5 years, same model; up until now we “needed” a simcard— Now all of a sudden they're letting us know in one way or another “Hey, no we've always been able to remote control your phone” They've inteoduced the “e sim” which is their subtle way of letting you know They've always been able to turn on your phone signal Without you even knowing. Now they're selling you this technology “Oh, you don't need a sim—e sim” I looked, I didn't think my phone would be clmpatible It's a 5 year old model. “Oh no—it's compatible! Congratulations” Which means even 5 years ago before this technology became consumer, They had the ability to open your phone make calls texts and connect to a network They're just now letting you know This has been around for at least a decade And now they're selling it to you. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

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10. {The Divine Comedy}

Gerald’s World.

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 69:50

SUNNI BLU becomes a man. I guess. Golly. You sure do seem intolerant. Are you sure you don't want a Peloton. I want to live in a white neighborhood And make enough money That my white neighbors Actually respect me For whatever it is I do. Working on a Saturday. Calm down, Jew mom. I will not clam down. In this house, we abide by holy law! Hold on. What happened. I got distracted, this girl looks just like Edie Falco. Oh, I love Edie Falco. Right? I realized how bizarre my creative process really was, in that days I would get the most work done musically, I became physically restful, and complacent, not worrying about the gym so much as the energy I would use rather towards the music I was making, or the over all lacsidasical approach I took to everything. Not being an entirely-perfect stepford- divorcee with a bleach clean everything in my median space, I realized it was almost a more natural kind of creature that created my music; one who ate and acted normally, and was overall less of an anally retentive bitch—not to say that my normal self was not an anally retire bitch, I was, but it was that my creative process seemed to require more normalcy and averageness; eating regularly, What the fuck man. Idk. I got bored The wheels start turning The pages in my mind become phenomenon, I almost bought it I almost bought the dream; Another story arc. Trust, or don't trust? I don't know— these guys are like the ultimate fluffers… MEAT CIRCUS. MEAT CIRCUS. Okay, I love them. …did she light the candle? Oh look, a candle. Hm. SHE LIT THE CANDLE. SHE LIT THE CANDLE. THEY ADDED GPS TO EDC so then. How many of us are there. Hey. Everybody sit the fuck down, right now. [drones sit down] There she goes. Dammit. Why are you really this short in person? On God, because I'm really this short, irl. Skrillex. NO. Get over here for a second. Wanna go to Disneyland? On my life, I'm like in Cancun right now, but— But what? I'll catch the next flight. “The Uptopia” I thought about finagling a way to get into EDC for like 5 seconds before I remembered what it was, And that i'm a DJ And that it looks cool and all— But sounds, generally like a total nightmare. Not because it wouldn't be fun or anything- a It just wouldn't be fun— —for me. EDC part III Haven't I been to edc more than 3 times already. (Try like 30 times.) —that's enough times. THATS NOT ENOUGH TIMES GIMMIE MY BOX! DID YOU GET THE MAGNET . I GOT THE MAGNET. GET IN THE— Goddamn, dude. That's a lot of magnets. It's really not. Man, what the fuck would even happen if I fuckin actually focused on this project I don't know. I like, haven't focused on this project and it seems like, possibly, maybe I might have brokered some kind of deal that may or may not include Coca Cola and NBC. This dude might be trying to rule the world. All the dudes might be trying to rule the world, I think. Well, what if we put them all in a group together or something —seems—doable And maybe if they're not trying to kill each other, hey the end of of— Oh, look. World peace. Nice. —it. Hm. Let's just say, Altogether I give a total of actually zero fucks— Ah hah And at the end of the day, I just want some dick. How is that going to help achieve world peace, exactly. Fuck around and find out. Ladies. Here, yo. Guy, what's this. A midlife crisis waiting to happen. Oh no. Don't worry, it's almost over. My midlife crisis? No, the part before that. Jellyfishing. I don't know, Patrick, seems like kind of a strange day to go jellyfishing. Just—relax. Jesus Christ. (Soft telephone voice) This is the messiah speaking. Uh…hi. How may I direct your call? Uh… Hello. …is your dad home? Euh…probably not, but I can get you my mom. …that might work. Okay, hold on. (Not telephone voice—actually atrocious Boston accent) MAAAAA. …Jesus Christ. What? TELEPHONE. ring ring. Bitch! Ring ring ring! —bitch! Ring ring ring. —BITCH! Yo! What!! Answer the phone. The phone is ringing! Why do you keep saying “bitch”?! Cause that's a bitch ass telephone, bitch! This is improv! I know! And the first rule of improv is to not saying no, but I refuse to answer a telephone that just says “ring, ring”; that is not a realistic telephone, and so to that, I would just say—“bitch.” Bitch. That is not how improv works. I'ma aim at your head; you technically lost the game already stopping the scene; you said “ring-ring” I said “bitch”; you lost already, I done my part. What? Just—if you're gonna be a phone, be a phone, but don't just say “ring-ring” like that Take me all out of character and shit. What character?! All you said is “bitch!” And all you said was “ring-ring”, hoe—I ain't got time for this— What?! Just be a phone! THAT WAS A PHONE. What phone says ring-ring? Phone ring tone “Ring-ring!” What's that. That's my new ringtone. You're so lame. Well at least we got past the 90's and were clearly into the early two thousands. How do you know? That guy has a ringtone. Who is that guy, anyway—? wait a second! Oh shit. That's him! Get em! Ah, are we bringing back the Italians? I don't think they ever left, they've just been quiet. I want pizza. You're in luck. Goddamn kid! Pizza?! French fries. —I want chocolate cake. AND chocolate cake! Goddamn. You'd better be crafting a goddamn symphony. It's more of like a sonata. “The King Suite” Whatever! Just remember however far you get writing this album is how much more gym time it'll take to be taken seriously promoting it. I'm already promoting it. What, how? LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA DAY. welcome back, kid. Shut up; give me a house. Give me a house song! Okay. OKAY, now downtempo. Downtempo makes me sleepy— but whatever, here. Okay, now techno. Untz-untz—here you are. All it took me was seeing Tiesto's ancient ass plastered all over the place in Brooklyn to realize I don't think it'll ever be “too late” to be a DJ and perhaps I could stand to focus on my other masteries. Whatever. I want chocolate cake . You are gonna get so fat. So? So is she when she pops out three kids— And her music sucks. Sauciness is relative. It sounds like shit in a fucking sandwhich. Just remember tiestos wife is actually like a decade younger than you. Great. I'm looking forward to all my favorite DJ's cradle robbing fashion week for this exact fucking reason. Is that a dig on one of the most legendary dance music DJs of our time? No, it's more of another pondering as to why I wasn't born a 9 foot tall porcelain skin blonde European looking model. I must have done something wrong in a previous existence. Have you tried paddle boarding? That seems /lame Fun! If I start now, maybe by May I can be EDC fit. What's the point of being EDC fit and not going to EDC? Hm. Okay. I can get a peloton, Or EDC tickets— Which should it actually be? What's the point of having a peloton If you're not going to EDC. Correct. But also— Why bother going to EDC at all if you're not going to be mad ripped from riding a peloton all day in your apartment. Also facts. That's what I'm here for Suddenly, I was acting weird. [being weird] Well, weirder than usual. Suddenly, my mind was racing— I was running around my apartment frantically in a halter top that I was certain I looked fabulous in— [looking at least kind of fabulous] — lil bitz. I'm getting to the age where I haven't quite given up, But realizing I'm not going to be the ideal just kind of sits with me in little ways. I haven't let go of myself, I'm not all the way giving up, but I'm more like, settled and secure with myself. A little more self confident in knowing if I wanted just any old dude, I can go out and get one. But I've been saving myself for someone really special. I mean really. And it's been years since I had sex. Actual years, so like— I'm at the point where I can just keep waiting, But sometimes I realize how long it's been, For instance, when I'm shopping, And I'm just kind of, looking around online Figuring out exactly what I want— And I'm scrolling, looking at all the selections And I see this baguette— Like bread, guys. Like a French roll and I think to myself “I'll take that.” I'm getting kind of turned on just looking at it, like Realizing it's bread— I'm like “Ooh, look at this baguette… Oui oui.” lol the fuck is wrong with you. Honestly I'm just looking for vegan chocolate cake without having to make it. Are we a team? …uhhh… kinda depends on who is “we” But since I can hear you faintly in my head, I guess so. Suddenly, I had the feeling that I had written something recently that might at some point become important. Hey. What. I like your five year plan. What fucking five year plan. The one from five years ago. Oh. Wait—what. Let's make it an 8 year plan. You mean 8 years from…from 5 years ago? See, you are good at math. —I—wait, what plan. Okay [chuckles awkwardly] See you later. What. Man, why do like half the characters in this show look and sound like Dillon Francis. Cause they're Dillon Francis. Might as well be. I had also has realized at a certain point recently that I would probably never get married again, and in my own right had set out to be “The Ultimate Lover!” Get out of here, Skrillex. What in the fuck is with that dude. What's wrong with him anyway. Something. Get out. FUCK, HE'S DEAD. Oh well. Not oh well! Someone's definitely gonna be upset about his. Probably! But that's an entirely seperate demographic. We can't be concerned with that. Not our business, The man is dead! You don't know, maybe he's just in A k-hole! [super duper dead] Whatever man. Just— Can you at least give me a hand with his legs. He's heavy. How can he be taller than he looks on TV— Goddamn, he wreaks! He hasn't even been dead long enough for that. I know, he just wreaks, man. Whatever. Look. Just— Ugh— Let's roll him into that tent over there. What. Just roll him in-/ Agh. And hurry up— Virtual Riot is about to start. Goddamn. The wooks. These aren't any ordinary wooks. They're frat boys Oh, that headdress, though. You remember the headdress! I remember the everything, I'm just— trying to forget. Crimes. Or at least—pretending to. You remember David after the dentist? [David after the dentist] AAAAAGAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH Well, this is James after The Jam. Mm. What kind Of Jam is this! It's—Jelly. Ah. You're dead. It's—really good. You know what— This is Sauerkraut. Happy accidents is getting weird. Man. I like it. Untz untz untz I just found this out, and I'm over the moon like exactic about this— I just found out you can like, totally buy 5 lbs of marijuana Over the internet. For what? I don't know. Sounds like a deal. Sign me up. Anyway, I found this out— Because I found this bread I like Yes— I know Bread to marijuana We are—making connections— Anyway, I found this bread I like From this one place, And I love this place so much That I begin buying this bread regularly— I love it so much that, I'm looking through all their breads in their bakery and I realize, “Holy shit—they just have the most insane bakery, ever.” Like all the breads are sounding phenomenal— They're real bread— Most bread if it's real bread is vegan, So I'm looking through the bread like, “Holy shit, this all sounds fire—“ And when I like a place a lot— Especially in New York, I get weird about it. Like, I want to know the origins of the place. I love history— History—cannabis—and bread, I know. “Whose the lucky guy?!” lol. Nobody, obviously— if this is my life; but I digress. I'm looking at all these breads, All these artisanal, like— Fresh cakes and, Really unique like, Breads of every kind— And I start thinking to myself “I love this place.” “I love this place” So I start thinking about like the origins of this place— You know like, historically— Like, Sometimes you find cool stuff out about a place Macy's or whatever, Has cool history— Like the oldest surviving wooden escalator Being at the flagship department store in midtown Stuff like that. I love history— So I go to look up this place— I type this place into the search bar with absolutely no other specifications than I think, The name— And the first link that comes up Is a fire sale of 5 pounds of “hemp flower” But from the picture I can see that it's evidently really Complete marijuana— Actual cannabis flower; So I look into this matter, and I investigate this link a little further to figure out— “What is this?” And as it turns out, my suspicions are correct, You can now obtain large quantities of marijuana Via a Google search— By complete accident. I'm like, “Woah!” [Bookmark the page and shit.] “Keep that in there for later…” You know, just in case I ever have $2,200 dollars roughly of disposable income and ever feel like upstarting my very own drug enterprise… Er, restarting— But the drug enterprise I had in college was nothing like this— This is next level. Its the internet age now, buddy! Shit is legitimate. Wait, sorry— is the statute of limitations up yet? Whatever. Leave no trace. There—are bigger fish to fry. lol. Bread, man. I love bread. You make me mad, But I'm still in love with you; You might be far, but I'm still in love with you You might do bad, but I'm still in love with you Come back to bed; You know I'm still in love with you You make me mad, But I'm still in love with you; You might be far, but I'm still in love with you You might do bad, but I'm still in love with you Come back to bed; You know I'm still in love with you Doesn't matter (You know I'm still in love with you) Cause it doesn't matter (You know I'm still in love with you It doesn't matter (You know I'm still in love with you) I'm still in love with you— You know I'm still in love with you. You know what— Huh— Does lemon raspberry sound better or like, This caramel toffee? You know I love a good lemon ice cream— Lemon custard Posh. Ah, the hedons are back. /*herons (You know Insomniac's making their rounds. ) Getdamoney Getdamoney getda— Woah— hold up, what is this I don't know Looks lucrative Facts Hmmm— Worthwhile investment, perhaps Maybe, maybe Very well Getdamoney Getdamoney Getdamoney Take a look at this young buck, they said. So I did. Turns out, the jokes on me. Me, and all my old friends In all my old lives On all my old world Play games In other words, The world goes on, Then off, Then it goes on, We come home— To laugh with one another Me and my friends, We play games Out of body Mind games In the body Play lives, All for entertainment In the old world, We said “One” Off we run, I said So on, comes dawn again We all talk of old reunion. We all talk of— FUCK, man. It's non dairy. I don't give a fuck about your ice cream! We're all on ice cream. I don't give a fuck about ice cream! On, you don't. No! Alright. Done. You know, it's like one door opens— Another door closes; And that's true— But whatever fucking weird drone robots They're probably paying to just come in one door And out the other Are karma cannons— And by that I mean— Whatever's disturbing me; Will eventually disturb them— And maybe, just maybe— In the same annoying way. So one day somebody wakes up and writes an anthology saga about you. It's not about you, it's about me— That's what I said. And that's probably what happened anyway—is what I'm thinking—and either way, I'm just the protagonist of that series, anyway. That's—logical, I'm thinking. I'm also thinking. Man. It feels so good to just sit in silence. Yeah. It does. Didn't you want kids? Whatever. Abusive relationships suck. My version of our kid is hands down way better then your version of our kid. Hands down. Let's get down to the nitti grotti of things here. Nitty Gritty. 11:30. But that's when Tranwrexk is playing. Who the fuck is teaintwrext. No, it's. Whatever. Nitti gritti Okay, so I'm obviously like, not going to forget the lady beating the shit out of her dog at the Trader Joe's— But I think maybe even the best part about it was the fact that it was like, a pug. I'm not really ready to go out in public or anything-1 I don't know— I'm like traumatized by the disparity of the human race, or whatever. But shout out to the lady beating the shit out of her dog at the Trader Joe's. I don't know what he did. But if you're gonna beat your pug at the Trader Joe's, he probably deserved it. Goddamn you Marc Jacobs! This is what you get for leaving a puddle in produce section! Goddammit! What else are you gonna name a purebred pug that you take everywhere with you— Including Trader Joe's? “This is Marc Jacobs” We thought he was a puggle but it turns out he was a purebreed and we just got so lucky! He gets nervous around people— Sometimes especially at the Trader Joe's He just gets so excited! Bad Marx Jacobs! BAD! On another note why am I just not automatically genetically built like a 6'5 Scandinavian chick. Like, it's cool my legs don't grow any hair at all, but goddamnit I would rather walk fashion week and just— Automatically never be hungry. Imagine giving birth to a supermodel baby and just Here, baby— take this The baby is like: *milks for two seconds* Alright, I'm good. Are you sure, baby. The baby's like “I'm— all full” Are you sure? Baby's like yeah— put me on the treadmill for an hour, would you? I gotta go fast-crawl this all off. Breastmilk, whew. Heavy shit. Just set the incline to all the way up, alright— And make sure I turn up the propane pig to high volume I want to make sure I'm deaf in one ear And only have one brain cell I don't want them to think I talk to much. Mom's like, “Um, okay— are you sure you don't just want like, more breastmilk” Baby's like “No ma, put me on the treadmill and shut the fuck yo you fat cow!” Goddammit, alright. That's— Some kids are just born destined to be— whatever— you know? Me? I was destined to like food, but be pretty much allergic to it— Pretty much allergic to all of it. Not in the typical sense of like having a food allergy— Not getting hives or anything Just— Prone to max weight gain after minimal, regular fucking eating— Minimal fucking eating And maximum effort in the gym just equals More muscle Which, then, The excess fat will just sit on top of Sort of like— Just double fucking bad. It's insane. So that's two waist trainers Correct Two sauna suits Oh my God, what if he's actually 6'3? Who's 6'3?! Getawayfromme. Shoot that nigga. You have a nice double chin. Thanks, I got it myself Liz Nice. Comedy Central presents: roast of the hosts The comics of late night tv roast each other l HOw many jokes do I need? A lot. Let's start with the favorite Favorite? Nah. Jimmy Fallon looks constpated. Every time I see that dude, I'm like— —?! What's wrong with him. Also— Why do you look like the off brand version of Justin long? I smell a conspiracy. And aspercreme. What's up with your cheeks, bro? Are you a hippopotamus? — Jay Leno is like God's version of a live action caricature. _____ Why are you all Irish? ____ Kimmel— what kind of bird are you? —- . —- I've heard exchanging insults is like foreplay for comedians; now I'm genuinely starting to wonder how many of these specials have turned over into orgies. I always had a special feeling about Justin Bieber and Martha Stewart. I'm pretty sure we all did. Mama had a shotgun— And daddy hated broken glass I drink out of broken bottles Clasps slip from the hands That can't Grab Shit you're too fucking tall, anyway. The only person who's actually bigger than they look on TV Fuck that. What are you, 6'10? Stay the fuck over there yeo ming. Who drew you, Disney/Pixar? How do you be in a photo from head to toe; full body in the frame and still not be in the picture? This m'fucker's a ghost. Oh look. It's everyone's favorite blow up doll. WHY DO U LOOK ASIAN? WHO TF DID UR DAD KILL IN NAM? –KOREA? EITHER WAY. YOU'RE ASIAN BRO. You seem like that kid that used to walk up on his tiiiy toes and shit. You're weird, bro. That kid that used to walk up— —like this— That's that guy. Devil can't catch me if I don't sit still Still love Run around the world Ring around the Rosie I'm not broke, I jus got. Photo shoot coming up Hang up yo on the fence, Like paint I dry, Simi dinner hard Try hard see the light, go To the light now Go now, my time has come m Go where, how? It's time now for me to depart, my dear Ishii. Why—how?! Because, my boy—the time has come Time not what is! Time be us, you and I! And as we are, my dear boy. I must go. Time nothing but mind is you and I… You are right. Time — is— time. Ishii begins to cry softly, and then weep. Fair for fair and follow for follow— There not are I, And away we went, With wind and time, And the way was one The inside of a year, As the waking of dawn. At dawn, I strike— But was not called To weep, I wake, the tire of tale And yet the sun was in my heart, Yet not in my mind as the sky, And not in the time as the wind, and still, mi follow to love again I always call, And there, the wind where wind does lie, Not I, awake, but I instead as Sunset Again as time had sat upon my should And like bird does cry, The still be wind has shattered my love And in heart lives in such such dusk As pain, my heart, The wicked beauty, Shadowed and stranded Yet I awaken, And here ye, The vow dost took is not aligned— There I was, the call of once The statuesque and haunting Bleeding dry the river's way And almost as such there though of tears With yet had formed all shallow, and none The call of ways I mask misfortunes, There does bear a truth to the tree which bears fruit And give way to time, I am as oceans, Still as steady water's sky, and come what may Of all we have, There nothing lost, And there were fortunes True to shine as gold, And there in no way, Under us. Wax does melt but has not burned, As shadowtimes had set upon us, There, the call was made, and yes The wind had sat upon the waking dawn of eye And there, again the warrior ready for none other than the song of I, The cry of war, does wait unsettled in her wailing As their call had come As of naught, And then came, As does one. Be fair. Daggers! I rot. “Be fair”, says he. Daggers. I rot! Be fair, says I. Nay, The King. True, tis I. —and daggars! I rot. Wary. I find. So then, To have walked among the living and yet are dead— still you, waiting in quarry, Are now I not as King, As though now dost lie slain. Very. A greeting! Seeing now how such has i, Have passed and still yet waiting in how l My waking This fucker just won't die! Well, he can't. He can! (He should.) He has. Oh. Are you triggered. I knew I just have been getting somewhat important Somewhat. I figured this out when they started having people show up after I get to the gym. I knew they were all the same like people, cause for the the most part, they weren't working out, they would just like, align themselves with me, do a few pumps and then do whatever on their phones This one dude came in, and I was already sick of being followed Hadn't been to the gym in a few days cause these people just fucking bother me. Just fucking blows my mind how stupid people are— And I realized something really wrong with people. Like people are really fucked up inthe head, so, This is what I did, when I realized, they weren't going to stop fucking with me in a certain way, I started fucking with them back. I went upstairs to work out, started doing circuits. Did some pumps up stairs, Run the stairs like laps, Hit the tension machine, Kettlebells, Treadmill, then another circuit— {Enter The Multiverse} And I knew whoever was sending these people We're focused on fucking me up; Cause the people they sent were always like— Some kind of trigger. I knew it was some high level programming; They would send like a pretty girl with long hair To fuck me up Or some fat ugly dude who looked like my ex husband, Fat and shit, And they wouldn't workout much, they would just like, fuck around, then hit the phone— And I realized people were really fucking sick In the head, when I realized, After I psyched the fuck out of this fat dude Just fucking running circles around him and shit, Lifting more than he was struggling to fucking lift This dude is all upper body No fucking cardio No fucking legs Weak dick motherfucker. And I realized how sick people were when he goes up stairs And this is how else I know people are fucking with me They'll always get on the phone, And use their phones as intimidation and shit “Hi, yeah, yeah— I'm checking in. I'm a pussy ass robot and shit. Okay. Bye now. Wait—did you hit my cashapp yet? Okay thanks” How you know it's like an app or some shit. Fucking drones, man. But I could tell they were sick and I was somewhere in my way to wellness when, the dude left, then goes upstairs and gets on the phone, and I'm still downstairs and I'm like “Okay, since they're gonna keep fucking with me—when is the end of this album?” I went to check and I knew the album was an hour long— And I look and the album is on the last track and I thought to myself “I haven't touched my phone in at least an hour…” This dude has been in the gym for half the time and has almost not been off the phone He was on the phone more than working out And that's when I realized, Whether I skip a few days at the gym or not Whether I do what everybody else is doing or not Just that alone is rare. He was in the gym maybe a half hour or less And between every single set, he's on the phone Just like all of the other people who seemed to have been following me— And I realized That maybe they weren't even following me on purpose. Maybe they were being remotely sent in my direction somehow with their phones, without their intention or knowing. That is a possibility— And I knew the world had changed in a way that could possibly become dangerous, after being told for x amount of years we needed a SIM card, I've had my phone for almost 5 years, same model; up until now we “needed” a simcard— Now all of a sudden they're letting us know in one way or another “Hey, no we've always been able to remote control your phone” They've inteoduced the “e sim” which is their subtle way of letting you know They've always been able to turn on your phone signal Without you even knowing. Now they're selling you this technology “Oh, you don't need a sim—e sim” I looked, I didn't think my phone would be clmpatible It's a 5 year old model. “Oh no—it's compatible! Congratulations” Which means even 5 years ago before this technology became consumer, They had the ability to open your phone make calls texts and connect to a network They're just now letting you know This has been around for at least a decade And now they're selling it to you. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

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10. {The Divine Comedy}

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 69:50

SUNNI BLU becomes a man. I guess. Golly. You sure do seem intolerant. Are you sure you don't want a Peloton. I want to live in a white neighborhood And make enough money That my white neighbors Actually respect me For whatever it is I do. Working on a Saturday. Calm down, Jew mom. I will not clam down. In this house, we abide by holy law! Hold on. What happened. I got distracted, this girl looks just like Edie Falco. Oh, I love Edie Falco. Right? I realized how bizarre my creative process really was, in that days I would get the most work done musically, I became physically restful, and complacent, not worrying about the gym so much as the energy I would use rather towards the music I was making, or the over all lacsidasical approach I took to everything. Not being an entirely-perfect stepford- divorcee with a bleach clean everything in my median space, I realized it was almost a more natural kind of creature that created my music; one who ate and acted normally, and was overall less of an anally retentive bitch—not to say that my normal self was not an anally retire bitch, I was, but it was that my creative process seemed to require more normalcy and averageness; eating regularly, What the fuck man. Idk. I got bored The wheels start turning The pages in my mind become phenomenon, I almost bought it I almost bought the dream; Another story arc. Trust, or don't trust? I don't know— these guys are like the ultimate fluffers… MEAT CIRCUS. MEAT CIRCUS. Okay, I love them. …did she light the candle? Oh look, a candle. Hm. SHE LIT THE CANDLE. SHE LIT THE CANDLE. THEY ADDED GPS TO EDC so then. How many of us are there. Hey. Everybody sit the fuck down, right now. [drones sit down] There she goes. Dammit. Why are you really this short in person? On God, because I'm really this short, irl. Skrillex. NO. Get over here for a second. Wanna go to Disneyland? On my life, I'm like in Cancun right now, but— But what? I'll catch the next flight. “The Uptopia” I thought about finagling a way to get into EDC for like 5 seconds before I remembered what it was, And that i'm a DJ And that it looks cool and all— But sounds, generally like a total nightmare. Not because it wouldn't be fun or anything- a It just wouldn't be fun— —for me. EDC part III Haven't I been to edc more than 3 times already. (Try like 30 times.) —that's enough times. THATS NOT ENOUGH TIMES GIMMIE MY BOX! DID YOU GET THE MAGNET . I GOT THE MAGNET. GET IN THE— Goddamn, dude. That's a lot of magnets. It's really not. Man, what the fuck would even happen if I fuckin actually focused on this project I don't know. I like, haven't focused on this project and it seems like, possibly, maybe I might have brokered some kind of deal that may or may not include Coca Cola and NBC. This dude might be trying to rule the world. All the dudes might be trying to rule the world, I think. Well, what if we put them all in a group together or something —seems—doable And maybe if they're not trying to kill each other, hey the end of of— Oh, look. World peace. Nice. —it. Hm. Let's just say, Altogether I give a total of actually zero fucks— Ah hah And at the end of the day, I just want some dick. How is that going to help achieve world peace, exactly. Fuck around and find out. Ladies. Here, yo. Guy, what's this. A midlife crisis waiting to happen. Oh no. Don't worry, it's almost over. My midlife crisis? No, the part before that. Jellyfishing. I don't know, Patrick, seems like kind of a strange day to go jellyfishing. Just—relax. Jesus Christ. (Soft telephone voice) This is the messiah speaking. Uh…hi. How may I direct your call? Uh… Hello. …is your dad home? Euh…probably not, but I can get you my mom. …that might work. Okay, hold on. (Not telephone voice—actually atrocious Boston accent) MAAAAA. …Jesus Christ. What? TELEPHONE. ring ring. Bitch! Ring ring ring! —bitch! Ring ring ring. —BITCH! Yo! What!! Answer the phone. The phone is ringing! Why do you keep saying “bitch”?! Cause that's a bitch ass telephone, bitch! This is improv! I know! And the first rule of improv is to not saying no, but I refuse to answer a telephone that just says “ring, ring”; that is not a realistic telephone, and so to that, I would just say—“bitch.” Bitch. That is not how improv works. I'ma aim at your head; you technically lost the game already stopping the scene; you said “ring-ring” I said “bitch”; you lost already, I done my part. What? Just—if you're gonna be a phone, be a phone, but don't just say “ring-ring” like that Take me all out of character and shit. What character?! All you said is “bitch!” And all you said was “ring-ring”, hoe—I ain't got time for this— What?! Just be a phone! THAT WAS A PHONE. What phone says ring-ring? Phone ring tone “Ring-ring!” What's that. That's my new ringtone. You're so lame. Well at least we got past the 90's and were clearly into the early two thousands. How do you know? That guy has a ringtone. Who is that guy, anyway—? wait a second! Oh shit. That's him! Get em! Ah, are we bringing back the Italians? I don't think they ever left, they've just been quiet. I want pizza. You're in luck. Goddamn kid! Pizza?! French fries. —I want chocolate cake. AND chocolate cake! Goddamn. You'd better be crafting a goddamn symphony. It's more of like a sonata. “The King Suite” Whatever! Just remember however far you get writing this album is how much more gym time it'll take to be taken seriously promoting it. I'm already promoting it. What, how? LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA DAY. welcome back, kid. Shut up; give me a house. Give me a house song! Okay. OKAY, now downtempo. Downtempo makes me sleepy— but whatever, here. Okay, now techno. Untz-untz—here you are. All it took me was seeing Tiesto's ancient ass plastered all over the place in Brooklyn to realize I don't think it'll ever be “too late” to be a DJ and perhaps I could stand to focus on my other masteries. Whatever. I want chocolate cake . You are gonna get so fat. So? So is she when she pops out three kids— And her music sucks. Sauciness is relative. It sounds like shit in a fucking sandwhich. Just remember tiestos wife is actually like a decade younger than you. Great. I'm looking forward to all my favorite DJ's cradle robbing fashion week for this exact fucking reason. Is that a dig on one of the most legendary dance music DJs of our time? No, it's more of another pondering as to why I wasn't born a 9 foot tall porcelain skin blonde European looking model. I must have done something wrong in a previous existence. Have you tried paddle boarding? That seems /lame Fun! If I start now, maybe by May I can be EDC fit. What's the point of being EDC fit and not going to EDC? Hm. Okay. I can get a peloton, Or EDC tickets— Which should it actually be? What's the point of having a peloton If you're not going to EDC. Correct. But also— Why bother going to EDC at all if you're not going to be mad ripped from riding a peloton all day in your apartment. Also facts. That's what I'm here for Suddenly, I was acting weird. [being weird] Well, weirder than usual. Suddenly, my mind was racing— I was running around my apartment frantically in a halter top that I was certain I looked fabulous in— [looking at least kind of fabulous] — lil bitz. I'm getting to the age where I haven't quite given up, But realizing I'm not going to be the ideal just kind of sits with me in little ways. I haven't let go of myself, I'm not all the way giving up, but I'm more like, settled and secure with myself. A little more self confident in knowing if I wanted just any old dude, I can go out and get one. But I've been saving myself for someone really special. I mean really. And it's been years since I had sex. Actual years, so like— I'm at the point where I can just keep waiting, But sometimes I realize how long it's been, For instance, when I'm shopping, And I'm just kind of, looking around online Figuring out exactly what I want— And I'm scrolling, looking at all the selections And I see this baguette— Like bread, guys. Like a French roll and I think to myself “I'll take that.” I'm getting kind of turned on just looking at it, like Realizing it's bread— I'm like “Ooh, look at this baguette… Oui oui.” lol the fuck is wrong with you. Honestly I'm just looking for vegan chocolate cake without having to make it. Are we a team? …uhhh… kinda depends on who is “we” But since I can hear you faintly in my head, I guess so. Suddenly, I had the feeling that I had written something recently that might at some point become important. Hey. What. I like your five year plan. What fucking five year plan. The one from five years ago. Oh. Wait—what. Let's make it an 8 year plan. You mean 8 years from…from 5 years ago? See, you are good at math. —I—wait, what plan. Okay [chuckles awkwardly] See you later. What. Man, why do like half the characters in this show look and sound like Dillon Francis. Cause they're Dillon Francis. Might as well be. I had also has realized at a certain point recently that I would probably never get married again, and in my own right had set out to be “The Ultimate Lover!” Get out of here, Skrillex. What in the fuck is with that dude. What's wrong with him anyway. Something. Get out. FUCK, HE'S DEAD. Oh well. Not oh well! Someone's definitely gonna be upset about his. Probably! But that's an entirely seperate demographic. We can't be concerned with that. Not our business, The man is dead! You don't know, maybe he's just in A k-hole! [super duper dead] Whatever man. Just— Can you at least give me a hand with his legs. He's heavy. How can he be taller than he looks on TV— Goddamn, he wreaks! He hasn't even been dead long enough for that. I know, he just wreaks, man. Whatever. Look. Just— Ugh— Let's roll him into that tent over there. What. Just roll him in-/ Agh. And hurry up— Virtual Riot is about to start. Goddamn. The wooks. These aren't any ordinary wooks. They're frat boys Oh, that headdress, though. You remember the headdress! I remember the everything, I'm just— trying to forget. Crimes. Or at least—pretending to. You remember David after the dentist? [David after the dentist] AAAAAGAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH Well, this is James after The Jam. Mm. What kind Of Jam is this! It's—Jelly. Ah. You're dead. It's—really good. You know what— This is Sauerkraut. Happy accidents is getting weird. Man. I like it. Untz untz untz I just found this out, and I'm over the moon like exactic about this— I just found out you can like, totally buy 5 lbs of marijuana Over the internet. For what? I don't know. Sounds like a deal. Sign me up. Anyway, I found this out— Because I found this bread I like Yes— I know Bread to marijuana We are—making connections— Anyway, I found this bread I like From this one place, And I love this place so much That I begin buying this bread regularly— I love it so much that, I'm looking through all their breads in their bakery and I realize, “Holy shit—they just have the most insane bakery, ever.” Like all the breads are sounding phenomenal— They're real bread— Most bread if it's real bread is vegan, So I'm looking through the bread like, “Holy shit, this all sounds fire—“ And when I like a place a lot— Especially in New York, I get weird about it. Like, I want to know the origins of the place. I love history— History—cannabis—and bread, I know. “Whose the lucky guy?!” lol. Nobody, obviously— if this is my life; but I digress. I'm looking at all these breads, All these artisanal, like— Fresh cakes and, Really unique like, Breads of every kind— And I start thinking to myself “I love this place.” “I love this place” So I start thinking about like the origins of this place— You know like, historically— Like, Sometimes you find cool stuff out about a place Macy's or whatever, Has cool history— Like the oldest surviving wooden escalator Being at the flagship department store in midtown Stuff like that. I love history— So I go to look up this place— I type this place into the search bar with absolutely no other specifications than I think, The name— And the first link that comes up Is a fire sale of 5 pounds of “hemp flower” But from the picture I can see that it's evidently really Complete marijuana— Actual cannabis flower; So I look into this matter, and I investigate this link a little further to figure out— “What is this?” And as it turns out, my suspicions are correct, You can now obtain large quantities of marijuana Via a Google search— By complete accident. I'm like, “Woah!” [Bookmark the page and shit.] “Keep that in there for later…” You know, just in case I ever have $2,200 dollars roughly of disposable income and ever feel like upstarting my very own drug enterprise… Er, restarting— But the drug enterprise I had in college was nothing like this— This is next level. Its the internet age now, buddy! Shit is legitimate. Wait, sorry— is the statute of limitations up yet? Whatever. Leave no trace. There—are bigger fish to fry. lol. Bread, man. I love bread. You make me mad, But I'm still in love with you; You might be far, but I'm still in love with you You might do bad, but I'm still in love with you Come back to bed; You know I'm still in love with you You make me mad, But I'm still in love with you; You might be far, but I'm still in love with you You might do bad, but I'm still in love with you Come back to bed; You know I'm still in love with you Doesn't matter (You know I'm still in love with you) Cause it doesn't matter (You know I'm still in love with you It doesn't matter (You know I'm still in love with you) I'm still in love with you— You know I'm still in love with you. You know what— Huh— Does lemon raspberry sound better or like, This caramel toffee? You know I love a good lemon ice cream— Lemon custard Posh. Ah, the hedons are back. /*herons (You know Insomniac's making their rounds. ) Getdamoney Getdamoney getda— Woah— hold up, what is this I don't know Looks lucrative Facts Hmmm— Worthwhile investment, perhaps Maybe, maybe Very well Getdamoney Getdamoney Getdamoney Take a look at this young buck, they said. So I did. Turns out, the jokes on me. Me, and all my old friends In all my old lives On all my old world Play games In other words, The world goes on, Then off, Then it goes on, We come home— To laugh with one another Me and my friends, We play games Out of body Mind games In the body Play lives, All for entertainment In the old world, We said “One” Off we run, I said So on, comes dawn again We all talk of old reunion. We all talk of— FUCK, man. It's non dairy. I don't give a fuck about your ice cream! We're all on ice cream. I don't give a fuck about ice cream! On, you don't. No! Alright. Done. You know, it's like one door opens— Another door closes; And that's true— But whatever fucking weird drone robots They're probably paying to just come in one door And out the other Are karma cannons— And by that I mean— Whatever's disturbing me; Will eventually disturb them— And maybe, just maybe— In the same annoying way. So one day somebody wakes up and writes an anthology saga about you. It's not about you, it's about me— That's what I said. And that's probably what happened anyway—is what I'm thinking—and either way, I'm just the protagonist of that series, anyway. That's—logical, I'm thinking. I'm also thinking. Man. It feels so good to just sit in silence. Yeah. It does. Didn't you want kids? Whatever. Abusive relationships suck. My version of our kid is hands down way better then your version of our kid. Hands down. Let's get down to the nitti grotti of things here. Nitty Gritty. 11:30. But that's when Tranwrexk is playing. Who the fuck is teaintwrext. No, it's. Whatever. Nitti gritti Okay, so I'm obviously like, not going to forget the lady beating the shit out of her dog at the Trader Joe's— But I think maybe even the best part about it was the fact that it was like, a pug. I'm not really ready to go out in public or anything-1 I don't know— I'm like traumatized by the disparity of the human race, or whatever. But shout out to the lady beating the shit out of her dog at the Trader Joe's. I don't know what he did. But if you're gonna beat your pug at the Trader Joe's, he probably deserved it. Goddamn you Marc Jacobs! This is what you get for leaving a puddle in produce section! Goddammit! What else are you gonna name a purebred pug that you take everywhere with you— Including Trader Joe's? “This is Marc Jacobs” We thought he was a puggle but it turns out he was a purebreed and we just got so lucky! He gets nervous around people— Sometimes especially at the Trader Joe's He just gets so excited! Bad Marx Jacobs! BAD! On another note why am I just not automatically genetically built like a 6'5 Scandinavian chick. Like, it's cool my legs don't grow any hair at all, but goddamnit I would rather walk fashion week and just— Automatically never be hungry. Imagine giving birth to a supermodel baby and just Here, baby— take this The baby is like: *milks for two seconds* Alright, I'm good. Are you sure, baby. The baby's like “I'm— all full” Are you sure? Baby's like yeah— put me on the treadmill for an hour, would you? I gotta go fast-crawl this all off. Breastmilk, whew. Heavy shit. Just set the incline to all the way up, alright— And make sure I turn up the propane pig to high volume I want to make sure I'm deaf in one ear And only have one brain cell I don't want them to think I talk to much. Mom's like, “Um, okay— are you sure you don't just want like, more breastmilk” Baby's like “No ma, put me on the treadmill and shut the fuck yo you fat cow!” Goddammit, alright. That's— Some kids are just born destined to be— whatever— you know? Me? I was destined to like food, but be pretty much allergic to it— Pretty much allergic to all of it. Not in the typical sense of like having a food allergy— Not getting hives or anything Just— Prone to max weight gain after minimal, regular fucking eating— Minimal fucking eating And maximum effort in the gym just equals More muscle Which, then, The excess fat will just sit on top of Sort of like— Just double fucking bad. It's insane. So that's two waist trainers Correct Two sauna suits Oh my God, what if he's actually 6'3? Who's 6'3?! Getawayfromme. Shoot that nigga. You have a nice double chin. Thanks, I got it myself Liz Nice. Comedy Central presents: roast of the hosts The comics of late night tv roast each other l HOw many jokes do I need? A lot. Let's start with the favorite Favorite? Nah. Jimmy Fallon looks constpated. Every time I see that dude, I'm like— —?! What's wrong with him. Also— Why do you look like the off brand version of Justin long? I smell a conspiracy. And aspercreme. What's up with your cheeks, bro? Are you a hippopotamus? — Jay Leno is like God's version of a live action caricature. _____ Why are you all Irish? ____ Kimmel— what kind of bird are you? —- . —- I've heard exchanging insults is like foreplay for comedians; now I'm genuinely starting to wonder how many of these specials have turned over into orgies. I always had a special feeling about Justin Bieber and Martha Stewart. I'm pretty sure we all did. Mama had a shotgun— And daddy hated broken glass I drink out of broken bottles Clasps slip from the hands That can't Grab Shit you're too fucking tall, anyway. The only person who's actually bigger than they look on TV Fuck that. What are you, 6'10? Stay the fuck over there yeo ming. Who drew you, Disney/Pixar? How do you be in a photo from head to toe; full body in the frame and still not be in the picture? This m'fucker's a ghost. Oh look. It's everyone's favorite blow up doll. WHY DO U LOOK ASIAN? WHO TF DID UR DAD KILL IN NAM? –KOREA? EITHER WAY. YOU'RE ASIAN BRO. You seem like that kid that used to walk up on his tiiiy toes and shit. You're weird, bro. That kid that used to walk up— —like this— That's that guy. Devil can't catch me if I don't sit still Still love Run around the world Ring around the Rosie I'm not broke, I jus got. Photo shoot coming up Hang up yo on the fence, Like paint I dry, Simi dinner hard Try hard see the light, go To the light now Go now, my time has come m Go where, how? It's time now for me to depart, my dear Ishii. Why—how?! Because, my boy—the time has come Time not what is! Time be us, you and I! And as we are, my dear boy. I must go. Time nothing but mind is you and I… You are right. Time — is— time. Ishii begins to cry softly, and then weep. Fair for fair and follow for follow— There not are I, And away we went, With wind and time, And the way was one The inside of a year, As the waking of dawn. At dawn, I strike— But was not called To weep, I wake, the tire of tale And yet the sun was in my heart, Yet not in my mind as the sky, And not in the time as the wind, and still, mi follow to love again I always call, And there, the wind where wind does lie, Not I, awake, but I instead as Sunset Again as time had sat upon my should And like bird does cry, The still be wind has shattered my love And in heart lives in such such dusk As pain, my heart, The wicked beauty, Shadowed and stranded Yet I awaken, And here ye, The vow dost took is not aligned— There I was, the call of once The statuesque and haunting Bleeding dry the river's way And almost as such there though of tears With yet had formed all shallow, and none The call of ways I mask misfortunes, There does bear a truth to the tree which bears fruit And give way to time, I am as oceans, Still as steady water's sky, and come what may Of all we have, There nothing lost, And there were fortunes True to shine as gold, And there in no way, Under us. Wax does melt but has not burned, As shadowtimes had set upon us, There, the call was made, and yes The wind had sat upon the waking dawn of eye And there, again the warrior ready for none other than the song of I, The cry of war, does wait unsettled in her wailing As their call had come As of naught, And then came, As does one. Be fair. Daggers! I rot. “Be fair”, says he. Daggers. I rot! Be fair, says I. Nay, The King. True, tis I. —and daggars! I rot. Wary. I find. So then, To have walked among the living and yet are dead— still you, waiting in quarry, Are now I not as King, As though now dost lie slain. Very. A greeting! Seeing now how such has i, Have passed and still yet waiting in how l My waking This fucker just won't die! Well, he can't. He can! (He should.) He has. Oh. Are you triggered. I knew I just have been getting somewhat important Somewhat. I figured this out when they started having people show up after I get to the gym. I knew they were all the same like people, cause for the the most part, they weren't working out, they would just like, align themselves with me, do a few pumps and then do whatever on their phones This one dude came in, and I was already sick of being followed Hadn't been to the gym in a few days cause these people just fucking bother me. Just fucking blows my mind how stupid people are— And I realized something really wrong with people. Like people are really fucked up inthe head, so, This is what I did, when I realized, they weren't going to stop fucking with me in a certain way, I started fucking with them back. I went upstairs to work out, started doing circuits. Did some pumps up stairs, Run the stairs like laps, Hit the tension machine, Kettlebells, Treadmill, then another circuit— {Enter The Multiverse} And I knew whoever was sending these people We're focused on fucking me up; Cause the people they sent were always like— Some kind of trigger. I knew it was some high level programming; They would send like a pretty girl with long hair To fuck me up Or some fat ugly dude who looked like my ex husband, Fat and shit, And they wouldn't workout much, they would just like, fuck around, then hit the phone— And I realized people were really fucking sick In the head, when I realized, After I psyched the fuck out of this fat dude Just fucking running circles around him and shit, Lifting more than he was struggling to fucking lift This dude is all upper body No fucking cardio No fucking legs Weak dick motherfucker. And I realized how sick people were when he goes up stairs And this is how else I know people are fucking with me They'll always get on the phone, And use their phones as intimidation and shit “Hi, yeah, yeah— I'm checking in. I'm a pussy ass robot and shit. Okay. Bye now. Wait—did you hit my cashapp yet? Okay thanks” How you know it's like an app or some shit. Fucking drones, man. But I could tell they were sick and I was somewhere in my way to wellness when, the dude left, then goes upstairs and gets on the phone, and I'm still downstairs and I'm like “Okay, since they're gonna keep fucking with me—when is the end of this album?” I went to check and I knew the album was an hour long— And I look and the album is on the last track and I thought to myself “I haven't touched my phone in at least an hour…” This dude has been in the gym for half the time and has almost not been off the phone He was on the phone more than working out And that's when I realized, Whether I skip a few days at the gym or not Whether I do what everybody else is doing or not Just that alone is rare. He was in the gym maybe a half hour or less And between every single set, he's on the phone Just like all of the other people who seemed to have been following me— And I realized That maybe they weren't even following me on purpose. Maybe they were being remotely sent in my direction somehow with their phones, without their intention or knowing. That is a possibility— And I knew the world had changed in a way that could possibly become dangerous, after being told for x amount of years we needed a SIM card, I've had my phone for almost 5 years, same model; up until now we “needed” a simcard— Now all of a sudden they're letting us know in one way or another “Hey, no we've always been able to remote control your phone” They've inteoduced the “e sim” which is their subtle way of letting you know They've always been able to turn on your phone signal Without you even knowing. Now they're selling you this technology “Oh, you don't need a sim—e sim” I looked, I didn't think my phone would be clmpatible It's a 5 year old model. “Oh no—it's compatible! Congratulations” Which means even 5 years ago before this technology became consumer, They had the ability to open your phone make calls texts and connect to a network They're just now letting you know This has been around for at least a decade And now they're selling it to you. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

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Phoenix Radio 248

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 60:00

ILLENIUM plays new music from RÜFÜS DU SOL, Knock2, Virtual Riot, Sullivan King, REAPER and more! Don't forget to rate & review on all of your favorite podcast apps! Post your comments on twitter @ILLENIUM #PHOENIXRADIO

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Phoenix Radio #248

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2024 60:00

ILLENIUM plays new music from RÜFÜS DU SOL, Knock2, Virtual Riot, Sullivan King, REAPER and more!Don't forget to rate & review on all of your favorite podcast apps! Post your comments on twitter @ILLENIUM #PHOENIXRADIOTracklist:PHOENIX RADIO OPENERRÜFÜS DU SOL - Fire / DesireKnock2 & Sophia Gripari - hold my handBenson Boone - Beautiful Things (The Chainsmokers Remix)Gentlemens Club - FeverParty Favor - Rinse RepeatNikita, the Wicked - BACK ONCE AGAINAce Aura - InsomniaVirtual Riot - Need / GetGanja White Night x Wooli x Amidy - Rise UpIsoxo - KGM(irl)*Godlands - LOOK@MESeven Lions & ILLENIUM feat. ASDIS - Not Even Love (Danny Olson & spring streetCinematic Edit)SULLIVAN KING & NGHTMRE - LEAN ONTO ME FT. GRABBITZAsking Alexandria - Where Do We Go From Here? (Fairlane Remix)Hex Cougar & VARI – UltraNikademis, Josh Rubin - Lose It AllSub Focus, Katy B - Push The TempoREAPER, AMAGII, & TINYKVT - WORLDS AWAYFlume - Say It (Illenium VIP Remix)

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Phoenix Radio 247

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 59:55

ILLENIUM drops brand new music from Virtual Riot, Martin Garrix, if found, REAPER, William Black, Armin Van Buuren, ISOxo and more! Don't forget to rate & review on all of your favorite podcast apps! Post your comments on twitter @ILLENIUM #PHOENIXRADIO

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Phoenix Radio #247

Back To Back with Willy Joy

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2024 59:55

ILLENIUM drops brand new music from Virtual Riot, Martin Garrix, if found, REAPER, William Black, Armin Van Buuren, ISOxo and more!Don't forget to rate & review on all of your favorite podcast apps! Post your comments on twitter @ILLENIUM #PHOENIXRADIOTracklist:PHOENIX RADIO OPENERGrant - Lush William Black & Jazara – Collide Martin Garrix & Sem Vox ft. Jaimes - Gravity Virtual Riot - Stealing Fire Dillon Francis & Armin van Buuren - Get Low (Armin van Buuren Remix) (feat. DJ Snake) David Guetta, Alphaville & Ava Max - Forever Young (Extended) ISOxo - STARsound (pt2) Blanke & RIOT - Revival if found – FOLLOW Ray Volpe - GAME OVER (Original Mix) John Summit & Sub Focus - Go Back (ft. Julia Church) [YDG Remix] ISOxo - KGM(irl)_ Virtual Riot - Believe What You Want Zeds Dead x GriZ - Ecstasy Of Soul Crankdat, CHRMNDRS - Ground Pound REAPER - SURFACING REZZ - & X1-Y2 - ETERNAL Halesy - Without Me (Illenium Remix)

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376: Franky Nuts

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2024 84:30

Franky Nuts goes Back To Back! Willy talks to him about the experience of his first US tour with Virtual Riot, growing up in the Netherlands, tips for making your production sound more unique, homegrown events, not being a punisher, drumming, hardstyle, artist visas, the European bass scene, being stubborn, day jobs, stalking Tiesto & lots more! Franky Nuts: https://fanlink.tv/frankynuts Willy Joy: http://linktr.ee/willyjoy PROTECT REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS: https://abortionfunds.org/funds/ https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/ https://www.sistersong.net/

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522 - Monstercat Call of the Wild: Skybreak & SpaceYeti Takeover

Monstercat Call of the Wild

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2024 62:19

Follow our COTW playlist: https://monster.cat/3Zhj7st Follow the show: https://www.monstercat.com/COTW Tracklist 00:35 Skybreak & SpaceYeti - Terminal [Monstercat] 02:30 SpaceYeti & MIKESH!FT - SPACESH!P [Circus Records] 04:12 Afinity & ary kemler - Ready Now [Monstercat] 06:17 SpaceYeti - ID 07:19 No Mana & Feed Me - Hopeless (ft. Bertie Scott) [Monstercat] 08:30 CloudNone & Skybreak - Feeling Free [Monstercat] 10:23 Xilent - Particles [Monstercat] 13:01 Au5 - Awaken (ft. NOHC) [Monstercat] 15:34 Ace Aura - Doorman [Monstercat] 17:04 SpaceYeti - ID 18:20 SpaceYeti - Honor [Self Release] 19:35 Skybreak, Sharks & LÚTHIEN - Out of Frame [Monstercat] 21:32 Skybreak - Chroma [Monstercat] 22:36 Skybreak & Protostar - ID 23:44 More Plastic - Pandora [Monstercat] 24:45 Rogue - Rattlesnake [Monstercat] 28:10 Teddy Killerz - Feeling Low [Monstercat] 28:58 MUZZ - Lost Metropolis [Monstercat] 30:45 SpaceYeti - Sakura [Self Release] 32:39 Mr Bill & Knoir - ICASM [Monstercat] 34:20 SpaceYeti - Needing You [Circus Records] 36:32 Skybreak & Dani Demand - The Epic Octopus Song (Live Edit) [Monstercat] 37:40 INFEKT - GOOP [Monstercat] 38:56 Control Freak & beastboi. - Street Talk [Monstercat] 40:31 Chime & Skybreak - Pyroclastic [Monstercat] 42:51 SpaceYeti - ID 43:49 SpaceYeti - Bad Man [Self Release] 45:06 SIPPY - The Banana Song [Monstercat] 45:59 Astronaut x Virtual Riot x SIPPY - Quantum x The Banana Song [Monstercat] 46:26 SpaceYeti - Anthem [Circus Records] 47:41 Au5 & Chime - Voidwalkers [Monstercat] 49:24 SpaceYeti - Whatever [Self Release] 50:13 Razihel - Skybreaker [Monstercat] 51:05 CHYL x Skybreak x Razihel - Euphoria Rush x Skybreaker [Monstercat] 53:01 ARMHNHMR & Lights - Someone To Forget (BUSTED by Herobust) [Monstercat] 55:22 SLANDER & Said The Sky - Potions (ft. JT Roach) [Eliminate Remix] [Monstercat] 56:52 Au5 & Tasha Baxter - Snowblind [Monstercat] 59:27 Skybreak & SpaceYeti - Terminal [Monstercat] Thank you for listening to Monstercat: Call of the Wild! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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iMG's Polaroids: Episode 191

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2024 120:15

This week's album artwork is titled Fantasy City by 大鸟_DaNiao! Please go give them a follow! https://www.artstation.com/limit123 Tracklist 00:16 | BT - Time Moves So Fast (PROFF & Volen Sentir's Timestop Remix) 09:08 | Spencer Brown - Ladies Love LFOs 13:43 | Euphoric Nation - Don't Ever Let Go [Tracks Of The Week] 17:46 | Andrew Bayer - Fear Of Losing You (feat. Rob Tirea) 22:16 | Gabry Ponte & Giuseppe Ottaviani - In My Mind (feat. Malou) 25:54 | Virtual Riot - Fork Funeral (Mr. Bill Remix) 28:03 | Scooter - Avoid Rivals 31:17 | MaRLo & Mila Josef - You Are Not Alone (Tech Energy Mix) 35:27 | Infected Mushroom - Dracul REBORN [Tracks Of The Week] 42:12 | Blanke & Au5 - Turmoil [Tracks Of The Week] 45:10 | Öwnboss & Selva - RIOT (Riot Ten Remix) 47:14 | REZZ & KAVARI - Exorcism 48:19 | Seven Lions & Blastoyz - After Dark (feat. Fiora) [Memories] 54:34 | LINK - KILLA SOUND 55:52 | Virtual Riot - CHROMA (Mr. Bill & eliderp Remix) 57:09 | RayRay & Red Hood Squad - Carousel 1:00:27 | Virtual Riot - Touhou Riddim (Subtronics Remix) 1:03:14 | Dabin - Worlds Away (Nikademis Remix) [feat. Trella] 1:06:58 | ROY KNOX & LINKER - Fell For A Demon 1:10:10 | RZRKT - Dread 1:11:42 | Jason Ross - No Tomorrow (feat. Brandyn Burnette) 1:14:35 | Daze OFF - My Heart 1:16:56 | Darius & Finlay x Mission One - Rave Core (feat. Maikki) 1:20:16 | Timmy Trumpet - Best Thing (THNDERZ Remix) 1:22:53 | SMiLE.dk - Butterfly (Smeets UK Hardcore Bootleg) 1:25:56 | Virtual Riot & LeKtriQue - Neon Angel VIP (feat. Leah Culver) [Tracks Of The Week] 1:28:58 | Technikore & Suae - Wayward Son 1:33:18 | Scooter - Ten Feet 1:35:41 | Rohaan - Naananaana 1:37:53 | Calyx - House Breaker 1:41:12 | DJ Bax - SOUTH PARK DONK 1:43:02 | ShockOne - Hey Boy Hey Girl 1:46:37 | Camo & Krooked x Mefjus - No Tomorrow (P Money x Whiney Remix) [feat. Sophie Lindinger] [Tracks Of The Week] 1:49:34 | Low:r & SYNGA - Four Leaf Clover 1:52:31 | Low:r & Dustkey - Betelgeuse 1:56:58 | synfilums & Itoko Toma - Landscape #VIII [Sunset Vibes]

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GVOZD - PIRATE STATION @ RECORD 22032024 #1167

GVOZD

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2024 120:33

1.Ruth Royall - Electricity 2.Polygon - Echoes Of Yesterday 3.DubbleT & OhKay - On The Low (Tengu remix) 4.Plago - In the darkest night 5.Example & Nu-La - Run 6.Friction & Poppy Baskcomb - I Need to Feel (Subsonic Remix) 7.Culture Shock - Breathe 8.Wilkinson & North - Balance 9.Enei - Runner 10.Zigi SC - Focus & Concentration 11.Ed Rush - Body Back 12.René LaVice & AKOV - All Yours (Original Mix) 13.Ed Rush - Voidwalker 14.Grinder - Away 15.IJENTA - Vega 16.Krot - Sunset Racing Club 17.Grinder - Light 18.Ed Rush - Mighty Crown 19.DC2 - Creepers 20.Virtual Riot & LeKtriQue - Neon Angel (feat. Leah Culver) (VIP) 21.Bons - Whispers 22.Paranoiac Del - Secret Technique 23.Cuepric & Melanie Ring - Aphel 24.SiLi - Timeless 25.Malley - Convergence 26.Particle - Needles 27.Crucifyme/L0G1N - Step In The Spot 28.Teebee - The Lightning That Scarred Mars 29.DJ Phantasy, Konetix, DRS - The Weatherman 30.Glyph - Dig Deeper 31.Leaf - Smelly (feat. Oli Lewis) 32.BCee & Philippa Hanna - Back to the Street (L-Side Remix) 33.REESE - In Too Deep 34.Dutta- Be Somebody 35.Lavance - Baba Yaga 36.Chimpo/Darkside Mo - Darkside 37.LuYah & Jaynie - Shake Em (Kumo Remix) 38.Jinx - Dance All Night 39.Timbali & Anthony B - To Be Free (T-Kay Remix) 40.Jaydan - Brace Yourself 41.Atmos & Comma Dee - Thunder 42.Glitch City - Ready 4 Tha Bass (Extended Mix) 43.Reubs - Expression of Power 44.Jedi - Running 45.Bennie & Eyez - Turn It Up 46.Zak Meow - Zmad 47.Ricky West/ Albino - GTI (Extended Mix) 48.Brian Brainstorm - Your Eyes 49.Miss Baas - Neva Know 50.Slim Sinna - Mind Control 51.Serjah9 - Cool Breeze Bass 52.DarKYYComet - Time Code (FS-X33 Remix) 53.Xorgen, Mailky, Frosper - Soundboy 54.Veak - Make Di Sound Talk 55.Quentin Hiatus - Palo Verde 56.Offish, Forgiven Soul - Logic Gate 57.Outrage, DJ Trace - The Raid 58.Loma - Sakura 59.Gest - Escalate 60.Particle - REM 61.Offish - Turbine 62.Aroma Nice - An Ode To No One 63.Paper Dragon, Jasmine Knight, Kravitz - Lost In a Moment (Kravitz Remix) 64.Tony Shape - Teknological Warfare 65.Jebar - Feel Desire (JazzInspired Remix) 66.Larigold - Back In Space 67.DJ Marky - Star Trippin' 68.Mark Slavin - Daydreamer 69.CLIQUES./Genesis Elijah/Grim Sickers/Vio.let/LU:KE/Sam Sapphire - LIFE EXPERIENCES 70.Submorphics - Astroglider 71.FX909 - Gamma Rays 72.Operator Unknown - Outlier 73.Conspiracy - Spark 74.Phat Playaz - People 75.Larigold - Flow Flipped Grill 76.Cloud Formation - Born For Your Love

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#126 - Mr. Bill

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2024 82:37

Mr. Bill is an electronic music producer, and DJ from Sydney, Australia (currently residing in the USA) best known for his willingness to share tips in studio techniques & massive library of technical know-how with other aspiring producers. With a huge catalog of released original music (including many collaborations and remixes), Mr. Bill has worked with established artists such as deadmau5, Ganja White Night, Subtronics, Dirt Monkey, Virtual Riot, Infected Mushroom, and more. Having released music on a wide array of well-known labels such as mau5trap, Monstercat, Subcarbon, Deadbeats, Cyclops, & WAKAAN has led to Bill touring the globe extensively & playing many major music festivals & world-renowned venues such as Red Rocks Amphitheatre, and Hampton Coliseum. Brian Taylor (director of Crank: High Voltage - starring Jason Stathom, and SyFy TV hit "Happy!”) reached out to Bill to score the motion picture, horror-comedy Mom & Dad, featuring Nicolas Cage & Selma Blair. Bill has also been commissioned to compose, and create sound effects for multiple music libraries, applications, and to-be-released games. Being heavily active in the music production community has led Bill to create his own record label, Billegal Beats, which primarily releases left-field downtempo, and glitch music, and Billegal Sounds - a sample pack company. As well as has developed a VST plug-in “SLAP” in collaboration with Yum Audio. Mr. Bill runs the educational website mrbillstunes.com which houses 1,000+ hours of educational video content teaching the music production software Ableton Live, and he hosts “The Mr. Bill Podcast” which has had speaking guests such as, Duncan Trussell, deadmau5, Steve Duda, Kill The Noise, Feed Me, Peekaboo, edIT, Mick Gordon, Herobust, Richard Devine, Beardyman, The Flashbulb, Haywyre, Daedelus, Subtronics, Virtual Riot, Misha Mansoor, Jordan Rudess, and YouTube sensations Adamy Neely, and Andrew Huang. To learn more visit: https://linktr.ee/mrbillstunes Become a Patreon producer, listen to podcasts ad-free, sample packs, vlogs, & more at https://www.patreon.com/thisislizzyjane

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Phoenix Radio #195

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2024 59:26

ILLENIUM plays new music from Virtual Riot, The Chainsmokers, Rezzmau5, Zomboy, AU5, Fred Again.., Seven Lions, William Black and more! Don't forget to rate & review on all of your favorite podcast apps! Post your comments on twitter @ILLENIUM #PHOENIXRADIO1. PHOENIX RADIO OPENER2. William Black, ILLENIUM & Alana Springsteen - My Own Advice3. The Chainsmokers - Think Of Us ft. GRACEY4. REZZMAU5 - Infraliminal5. Grey & Virtual Riot - RAVEN6. Midnight Kids - Just For Right Now ft. Casey Cook7. IMANU x Zeds Dead - Rush8. Fred again.. & Jozzy - ten9. Marshmello, P!NK, Sting - Dreaming10. Crystal Skies - Hurts Sometimes with RUNN11. Dillon Francis, Arden Jones - I'm My Only Friend12. juuku - Ripple (feat. grandpa julie)13. Seven Lions & Kill The Noise - Moonlight14. Excision & Amidy - Next To You15. Kompany - Strapped16. yetep, Hoang, Linney - Losing You17. Flowdan, Lil Baby, & Skrillex - Pepper18. Alison Wonderland, QUIX - Wake Up19. Peekaboo - Sleepwalk20. Au5 & EMME - Future Without You21. Au5 & Danyka Nadeau - Summer Days22. Jessica Audiffred - Stay With Me

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Phoenix Radio #196

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2024 60:01

ILLENIUM plays his new single "Zombie" with Excision, Wooli & Valerie Broussard, alongside tracks from William Black, Dabin, IMANU, ISOxo, Alison Wonderland and more! Don't forget to rate & review on all of your favorite podcast apps! Post your comments on twitter @ILLENIUM #PHOENIXRADIO1. PHOENIX RADIO OPENER2. ILLENIUM, Excision, & Wooli - Zombie (feat. Valerie Broussard)3. Alison Wonderland, QUIX - Wake Up4. ILLENIUM, MAX - Worst Day (Nikademis Remix)5. Sully feat. Jessy Covets - Demons6. Seven Lions & Kill The Noise - Moonlight7. ISOxo - dontstopme!8. ILLENIUM, Wooli, Grabbitz - You Were Right (Awakend Remix)9. Adventure Club & Codeko - Feels Like You10. ILLENIUM - Back To You (ryscu Remix) ft. All Time Low11. Grey - RAVEN (feat. Virtual Riot)12. The Chainsmokers - Think Of Us ft. GRACEY13. William Black, ILLENIUM & Alana Springsteen - My Own Advice14. Au5 & Linney - Bridges15. IMANU - Fingertips (feat. Sky M)16. Dabin x William Black - In The Cold (feat. James Droll)17. Daft Punk - One More Time (CloudNone Bootleg)18. Audien - Superhero19. IMANU - The Blade

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Infinite Skies Radio #017

Infinite Skies Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2024 60:10

ARMNHMR drops new music from Alison Wonderland, Papa Khan, Adventure Club, juuku, yetep, Excision, Grey and many more! Get in touch with ARMNHMR online @ARMNHMR #INFINITESKIESRADIO1. INFINITE SKIES RADIO OPENER2. MitiS feat. Beauty School Dropout - Wish You Were Here3. Aaron Kruk, Akacia - Waiting For You4. juuku - Ripple (feat. grandpa julie)5. Seven Lions & Kill The Noise - Moonlight6. CloudNone - Flashlight (feat. Micah Martin)7. ISOxo - dontstopme!8. Excision & Sullivan King - Bass to the Dome9. yetep, Hoang, Linney - Losing You10. Young Bombs - Strangers (Chill Mix)11. Adventure Club & Codeko - Feels Like You12. Grey - RAVEN (feat. Virtual Riot)13. William Black, ILLENIUM & Alana Springsteen - My Own Advice14. Midnight Kids - Just For Right Now ft. Casey Cook15. Taylor Kade - Wake Me Up When September Ends (ft. KATT)16. Audien - Superhero17. helloworld - need that18. Crystal Skies - Hurts Sometimes with RUNN19. Skrillex, PEEKABOO, Flowdan, & G-Rex - Badders20. Nitepunk, Jon Casey - MTV (Jon Casey Remix)21. Alison Wonderland, QUIX - Wake Up22. Au5 & EMME - Future Without You23. ILLENIUM, Excision, & Wooli - Zombie (feat. Valerie Broussard)24. ILLENIUM, MAX - Worst Day (Nikademis Remix)25. Papa Khan - Runaway

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Virtual Riot | The XLNT Show #10

The XLNT Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2023 111:51

Discover exclusive never-before-seen content from Virtual Riot on the 10th episode of “The XLNT Show” where we discuss Sound Design Process, working with Skrillex, Origin of Color Bass, Phase Plant, Secret IDs and much more!Join our Patreon for the Full Unedited Episode including more in depth production from Virtual Riot as well as exclusive conversations you cant hear anywhere else.⭐️ SUPPORT THE POD⭐️➡️ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://aimw.short.gy/SUPPORTTHEPOD⁠⁠⁠⁠⭐️ #1 Sample & Preset Packs [Use code "THEXLNTSHOW" for 10% off your next purchase ⭐️➡️ ⁠⁠⁠⁠bit.ly/XLNTSOUNDPACKS⁠⁠Born Christian Valentin Brunn in 1992, Virtual Riot is a prominent German electronic music artist renowned for his impactful presence in the EDM scene. Initiating his music production journey at 13, he gained acclaim in 2011 with "We're Not Alone." His debut album, "German Engineering" (2014), marked his international breakthrough, spotlighting his distinctive heavy basslines and melodic synths. Drawing inspiration from classic dubstep, drum and bass, and trap, Virtual Riot cites Skrillex, Noisia, Zeds Dead, and Flux Pavilion as influencers. His discography boasts four studio albums, including "Different World" (2017) and "Sanctuary" (2020). Collaborating with Karnage, Two Feet, and Kill The Noise, he has graced major festivals worldwide like EDC Las Vegas and Tomorrowland. Additionally, under aliases like Still Kids, Virtual Riot, and Your Personal Tranquilizer, he explored ambient dubstep and future garage music. With Beatport chart-topping hits, a significant SoundCloud following (336,000), and a substantial YouTube subscriber base (403,000), Virtual Riot has left an indelible mark on the electronic music landscape. His contributions extend to popular sample and preset packs, showcasing his expertise in the industry.

Phoenix Radio 195

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Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2023 59:26

ILLENIUM plays new music from Virtual Riot, The Chainsmokers, Rezzmau5, Zomboy, AU5, Fred Again.., Seven Lions, William Black and more! Don't forget to rate & review on all of your favorite podcast apps! Post your comments on twitter @ILLENIUM #PHOENIXRADIO

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The Creative Process, Music Ownership, and the Future Evolution of AI in Music Production with Mr. Bill

Modern Musician

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2023 50:50

Mr. Bill is an electronic music producer, and DJ from Sydney, Australia (currently residing in the USA) best known for his willingness to share tips in studio techniques & massive library of technical know-how with other aspiring producers. With a huge catalog of released original music (including many collaborations and remixes), Mr. Bill has worked with established artists such as deadmau5, Ganja White Night, Subtronics, Dirt Monkey, Virtual Riot, Infected Mushroom, and more. Mr. Bill runs the educational website mrbillstunes.com which houses 1,000+ hours of educational video content teaching the music production software Ableton Live, and he hosts “The Mr. Bill Podcast”.Mr. Bill, one of electronic music's top educators, joined us in this episode to discuss the implications of artificial intelligence in the music industry and other philosophical topics.Here's what you'll learn about: Exploration of AI's role in music production and how AI-generated content can serve as a creativity stimulus rather than replacing human creativity.The value of references and comparisons in music production, learning from existing music, and incorporating one's unique artistic touch.Speculation about the future evolution of AI in creative fields, including music production, and its ongoing collaboration with human creativity.Access Mr. Bill's expansive collection of tutorials, music, and more at: https://mrbillstunes.comWant to Fast Track Your Music Career? Try MusicMentor™ Pro For Free: https://go.modernmusician.me/music-mentorApply for Gold Artist Academy: https://link.modernmusician.me/apply-for-coaching

Slane

PopsnDrops

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2023 35:11

This week I had an amazing conversation with Slane who was born and raised in Birmingham, AL, but currently resides in Portland, OR. Slane specializes in mixing downtempo, low frequency bass music, with high energy, psychedelic, experimental bass music; bringing a sound mixed somewhere between Wakaan and Deep Dark Dangerous. With an impressive number of shows under his belt, Opening for acts such as Virtual Riot, Monxx, Lumberjvck, Moonboy, and Modestep, Slane is sure to take you on an experience like no other.

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DF! 122 The Empire VS The Borg

Dad Fights!

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2023 51:48

Its more Star Trek VS Star Wars. This week its Borg Vs Empire. Adam is representing team Trek and Jeremy is representing team Wars. The guys discuss Pantera, Virtual Riot, a pitch to create an arcade style Star Trek beat em up game, Al Di Meola, and Griftlands.Start a podcast with Buzzsprout: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1349671Check out Jeremy's Music:https://soundcloud.com/user-673035821-538929112

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iMG's Polaroids: Episode 150, Part 2 [JD Takeover]

Macher aus der Musikbranche | REDFIELD Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2023 60:45

This week's album artwork is titled Chasm City by Dlkdhy! Please go give them a follow! https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/3418736 Tracklist 0:21 | Black Hydra - Monolith (JD Mashup) 2:43 | Approaching Black vs Puppet & Pierce Fulton vs Feathervane & OREONIC vs Vintage & Morelli x Arielle Maren vs IPeiqi - The Reason vs Just You vs Overcast vs Dreamers vs Harp Breathing (Mashup) 4:08 | Rameses B & Danyka Nadeau - Something Real vs Full Force (Mashup) 6:29 | Aftruu - Addiction 7:03 | Mango & Cloudcage - More Than This 8:56 | Vicetone & Collin McLoughlin vs Curbi & PollyAnna - Heartbeat (Rameses B Remix) vs Vertigo (Mashup) 9:42 | Vicetone & Collin McLoughlin vs Virtual Riot & Razihel - Heartbeat (Rameses B Remix) vs One For All, All For One (Mashup) 10:00 | Virtual Riot & Razihel - One For All, All For One 10:26 | ShockOne - It's All Over 11:30 | ShockOne - It's All Over (JD's DnBnDnD Edit) 13:18 | MUZZ - Children of Hell 16:11 | Melano vs Koven - Traveller vs Gold 18:06 | Subtact - Tunnel Vision 20:51 | VIXI & Heuse - On Top 23:51 | Hush - Ruimtevaart 25:40 | Myrne - Lyra 30:04 | Winside - Reapers 33:27 | ID - ID 35:05 | Kaval, Distayne, Storyboard, Castle Blaster, Skybreak, & Azure Spark - Resonator Trend Machine (JD Mashup) 36:45 | Rogue - Starlight 39:21 | Whales & Jo Cohen - Love Is Gone 41:05 | Fransis Derelle & Josh Rubin - Same Mistake 43:03 | Mr FijiWiji - Growing Up (feat. Openwater) 45:00 | Naderi - Blink & You Will Cry (feat. Pauline Herr) 47:56 | Sabai - Million Days (feat. Hoang & Claire Ridgely) 49:33 | Sabai - Million Days (WINARTA Remix) [feat. Hoang & Claire Ridgely] 51:01 | Glaue - A Field In England 53:39 | Kaskade - Closer 56:33 | Melchi vs AJR - Lights vs The DJ Is Crying For Help (Mashup)

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R#131 mit Marco Völkel & Martin Königsmann, Gründer von MGNFY

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2023 82:00

Eine rasante Wachstumsstory aus der Musikbranche: In nur wenigen Monate von drei auf 18 Mitarbeitende und das Unternehmen radikal umstrukturiert. Martin Königsmann und Marco Völkel sind seit über 20 Jahren in der elektronischen Musik zuhause und gründeten 2010 die Booking- und Managementagentur Swinque. Beide begriffen das Unternehmen als Künstleragentur, arbeiteten mit weltweit aktiven Artists wie Felix Kröcher, Mark Reeve, Virtual Riot, Franky Nuts oder Marten Hørger. 2020 stand die Welt aus bekannten Gründen still. Königsmann und Völkel hatten plötzlich jede Menge Zeit. Sie verkrochen sich im Büro und berichten im Redfield Podcast darüber, wie sie wochenlang miteinander gesprochen hatten. Was haben sie persönlich noch vor? Wie sähe die für sie perfekte Agentur aus? Was hindert sie daran, es nicht neu anzugehen? So entstand MGNFY. Ticket Marketing wurde als weiteres wichtiges Standbein identifiziert und die derzeitige Agentur fußt auf den vier Säulen: Music, Live, Marketing, Business. Im Gespräch mit Alexander Schröder berichten die beiden Gründer, was es bedeutet, innerhalb von nur wenigen Monaten und in einer derartigen Krisensituation so einen enormen Umbruch zu meistern. Neben dem Aufsetzen fast aller Geschäftsprozesse, wuchs die Firma von drei auf heute 18 Mitarbeitende – Tendenz steigend und finanziert aus dem Cashflow. Tiefe Einblicke in die Mechaniken der elektronischen Musik und vor allem über die Führung und den Aufbau einer modernen, datengetriebenen Musikagentur. www.mgnfy.com www.ticket.marketing www.redfield-podcast.de

Phoenix Radio 152

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Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2022 58:46

ILLENIUM drops new music from CloudNone, Zeds Dead, DROELOE, Virtual Riot, Yetep, Man Club and more! Don't forget to rate & review on all of your favorite podcast apps! Post your comments on twitter @ILLENIUM #PHOENIXRADIO

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Creating Structure While Battling ADHD, with LeKtriQue

Underground Society

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2022 52:45

Today on the show we have the former host of Kannibalen Radio, who has collabs with artists like Wenzday, Dodge and Fuski, and Virtual Riot. And who may be one of the most positively charged guests we have ever had on the show, Lektrique.His journey however, like many of ours, has not always been easy and he says that his main struggle while building his career was learning how to manage his ADHD and structure not only his day to day activity but also his organization inside the DAW. In this episode we talk all about how he has been able to build this structure for himself and some of the tools he uses that he's found useful to keep himself organized and on track while battling against his ADHD. Follow LeKtriQueInstagram Twitter TikTok SoundCloud Spotify Show Sponsorhttp://magazine.eraofedm.com/Underground SocietyInstagram TikTok Twitter Spotify YouTubeWebsite: www.undergroundsocietypodcast.comSupport the show

DF! 95 Fall of War || Fallout 4 VS God of War

Dad Fights!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2022 46:31

This week we have two video game dads. Adam is representing team Fallout and Jeremy is representing team God of War. The guys talk Buns of Steel, Adam's plan to fix the economy, Virtual Riot, Brown Sabath, and a pitch to make Airheads 2.Start a podcast with Buzzsprout: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1349671Check out Jeremy's Music:https://soundcloud.com/user-673035821-538929112

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Phoenix Radio 137

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Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2022 60:32 Very Popular

ILLENIUM drops the new Crystal Skies Remix of "All That Really Matters" alongside music from Jason Ross, NGHTMRE, Virtual Riot, Whyte Fang, Zeds Dead, Blanke, Effin, HALIENE and many more! Get in touch with ILLENIUM online @ILLENIUM #PHOENIXRADIO

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Festication & Excision Announced Paradise Blue 2023 ft. Sullivan King, Rusko, Lucii, Habstrakt + More April 28-30, 2023

New York Style Guide

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2022

Festication & Excision Announced Paradise Blue 2023 ft. Sullivan King, Rusko, Lucii, Habstrakt + More April 28-30, 2023 Festication & Excision Presents Announce: Paradise Blue 2023 Bass Blistering Lineup Ft. 3 Sets From Excision, Black Tiger Sex Machine, Sullivan King, Virtual Riot, Wooli & More Taking Place At The All-Inclusive Four Diamond Paradisus Resort And ...

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Маятник Фуко @ Record Club #215 (14-07-2022)

Radio Record

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022

SKVOR in the mix: 01. La Bouche x Jayy x kaito - Be My Lover (Mashup) 02. Waka Flocka Flame x Frosttop - Rush No Hands 03. Kendrick Lamar - M.A.A.D City (Flip) 04. Rick Ross X Inquisitive - Fury Hustlin' (Suspense Edit) 05. Swedish House Mafia x William Black x Pixel Terror - Save The Remedy 06. Virtual Riot x Lektrique - Immortal Angel 07. Basic Element x David Guetta x Jauz - Play You Supa Touch (Skvor BOOTLAG) 08. Montell2099 x Linkin Park - Numb x Stars (Mashup) 09. Russ Millions, Tion Wayne - Body x PORNOGRAFFiTi 10. Henry Fong x Knock2 x Tisoki x Internet Money - What's Lemonade Alone 11. Drake, Future, RL Grime, Flux Pavillion - Can't Stop Jumpman Scylla 12. Beyonce - 7/11 (Flip) 13. The Black Eyed Peas - Pump It Up (Mashup)

Phoenix Radio 118

Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2022 58:49 Very Popular

Illenium drops the new Blanke Remix of his song "Walk Me Home" alongside music from Machine Gun Kelly, Leotrix, Papa Khan, Jason Ross, nothing,nowhere., Last Heroes, Virtual Riot and more! Get in touch with Illenium online @ILLENIUM #PHOENIXRADIO

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#66 - Hi! I'm Ghost

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Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2022 33:56

“Hi I'm Ghost,” said the spooky little apparition to Nathan Davis and Tiago Nunez before revealing its plans. The entity's intentions were to take the bass scene by storm. It just needed producers. That's where the boys came in. With their signature eerie sound that has captivated listeners from all over the world. Hi I'm Ghost has made the heavier, darker side of dance music their focus with unrelenting releases, producing groundbreaking takes on pieces in the bass genre, as well as creating intriguing, fresh originals. Since their debut, Ghost and his spooky companions have continued to grow with each release, appearing on Spotify editorial playlists and playing to crowds at festivals like Lost Lands and Forbidden Kingdom, along with supporting Excision and Virtual Riot on their respective tours. 2022 has brought them some major releases including, “Gunshots” with Kompany on Never Say Die, following a star-studded remix EP of their 2019 hit “Death Rail.” To learn more visit: https://www.hiimghostsound.com Listen to the full episode at: https://podlink.to/lizzyjanepodcast This episode was brought to you by VitaPlur. VitaPLUR E-Boost Gum is a first of its kind rave supplement that provides magnesium, electrolytes and antioxidants sublingually while you chew! With no pills to take or annoying powders to mix VitaPLUR E-Boost gum is the perfect complement to your active lifestyle. Use code: "LIZZYJANE" (all caps) at check out for 10% off any item at https://www.vitaplur.io/ For ad - free podcasts, exclusive content, one on one lessons, + more visit: https://www.patreon.com/thisislizzyjane Listen to XO RADIO 108 FT Austeria: https://bit.ly/XORADIO108

#54 - VJ Neurite

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Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 63:21

Carmen is an accomplished illustrator, digital artist, and touring VJ for world-wide electronic acts such as Virtual Riot, Barely Alive, Whipped Cream, Riot Ten and more. All while completing medical school, she has dove head first in the world of crypto art and NFT's and has found great success. Not only have her "Emotion Monsters" collection(s) been widely collected by NFT consumers, they were originally created to bring awareness to the topic of mental health and illness. To learn more: www.vjneurite.com View her collections on Opensea: https://opensea.io/neurite?tab=created_collections Social Media @VjNeurite For your chance to hear the XO Podcast ad-free, become a XO Patreon Producer, and more please visit: https://www.patreon.com/thisislizzyjane Listen to XO RADIO 108 FT Austeria: https://bit.ly/XORADIO108

AFTRLIFE Episode 33

AFTRLIFE

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2021 30:02

Welcome to the AFTRLIFE. Track List: 1. XILE - ID 2. XILE - Madness 3. XILE - Madness(VIP) 4. Faytal - The Last Bounce 5. Shizz Lo - Ice Scream 6. Grisly - Burn it Down 7. JFrank - Lift off 8. Blaize - Goin Hard (Finderz Keeperz Remix) 9. Danstep - Black on Grey 10. In orbit Dubz - Power 11. Caster & Ironheart - Kingslayer 12. Fed-Up - How to stay Relevant 13. XILE - ID 14. XILE - ID 15. XIlE - Get Sum 16. Virus Syndicate & Virtual Riot & Dion Timmer - Gang Shit(XILE Remix) 17. JFrank - Far Away 18. Spag Heddy - Get to you(Physixx Remix)

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Electric Talk Podcast | Season 2 | Episode 18 | NGHTMRE

Electric Talk

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2021 74:36

FIRE EPISODE ALERT!! The man behind the Beats and Bad Dreams himself, NGHTMRE (Tyler Marenyi), sat down with us in our fancy gaming chairs to discuss his explosion onto the scene and how he has maintained that momentum for several years now. We walk down memory lane all the way to the Icon Collective school in California that has produced artists such as Slander, Jauz, and more. Next, we discuss the mental and physical toll of touring for year after year and what playing over 100+ shows a year will do to a nice young DJ. When is it okay to take time for yourself, away from fans and shows? Tyler, Tony, and Sean debate what has kept NGHTMRE at the top of gigantic lineups such as EDC, Ultra, even Disco Donnie events. A new album from the legend trap producer is on the horizon as well (Dreamverse?!?!), featuring another collab with dubstep icons Zeds Dead, a new one with Virtual Riot, and more to look forward to. NGHTMRE's recent trip to Alaska is one of the final steps to the North Carolina boy visiting all the states in the U.S. Ever wonder what the guy behind that Travis Scott Goosebumps remix from 2017 has picked his favorite stage to play at? Want to know more about his game-changing trap chune "Street"? Then click play and do us all a favor. Shout out NGHTMRE and DK Projects for the opportunity to interview such a big inspiration! Step through the Portal with NGHTMRE and follow him on his socials: Follow NGHTMRE: https://www.facebook.com/nghtmre https://twitter.com/NGHTMRE https://www.instagram.com/nghtmre

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#39 - Virtual Riot + Barely Alive [Live from Forbidden Kingdom]

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 27:45

Valentin Brunn [Virtual Riot] has really seen his sound go from strength to strength, and with massive players in the game such as Skrillex and Excision regularly playing several of his tracks. He is now a worldwide touring artist incl. some of the biggest festivals in the world. Top 5 selling Dubstep artist on Beatport. 280k followers on Youtube with 1 million streams of his music every day. Collaborations with Getter, Datsik, Kill The Noise and 12th Planet. Remixes of Zedd, The Chainsmokers, Flux Pavilion, Excision and Pegboard Nerds. Barely Alive is a Massachusetts duo made up of Matt & Willie, whose sound combines dubstep, trap, and drum & bass influences together. The duo began producing tracks in 2013, including digital singles on Dirty Duck Audio and Adapted Records, as well as remixes for Getter, Virtual Riot, Astronaut, and others. NEW RELEASE: HEAD TO HEAD VOL. 2 IS OUT NOW ON ALL PLATFORMS Stream/DL: disc.fanlink.to/HeadToHeadVol2 This episode is sponsored by Rockstar Energy. Listen to full episode: https://podlink.to/the-xo-podcast For your chance to hear the XO Podcast ad-free, become a XO Patreon Producer, and more please visit: https://www.patreon.com/thisislizzyjane New XO RADIO out this week ft. DOGMA: https://bit.ly/XORADIO98

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iMG's Polaroids: Episode 59

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2021 58:46

Tracklist 00:15 | Chime, Franky Nuts, & Oliverse - We Are Tritone / Let Me Go 03:42 | Virtual Riot & Barely Alive - Basement Dwellers VIP 05:38 | hayve - Red Light 07:06 | KUURO & Goja - Close To Hell 08:33 | Timmy Trumpet x Jebroer & Dr Phunk - Child Of The Devil 10:53 | DJ Snake & Zomboy - Quiet Storm (Teknicolor Flip) 12:32 | (vs Stonebank & Elizaveta - SOS (Juicemaster64 Remix)) 13:11 | Stonebank & Elizaveta - SOS (Juicemaster64 Remix) 14:41 | Two Minds Project - Opus (Dreams) [ID Bootleg] 15:47 | Karma Fields & shey baba - Dreams 19:39 | M-Cubed - Sapling 21:36 | M.A.Z.7 - Summer Day 28:15 | Laura van Dam - In The Night (Extended Mix) 30:04 | CloudNone & Direct - Dream Running 33:07 | Alex Rize & Elfsong - Minutiae (Aeron Aether Remix) 39:46 | Habstrakt - Gotta Be 42:20 | Gregor Potter - Let Me Down 43:06 | Vintage & Morelli x Arielle Maren - Dreamers (Extended Mix) 48:21 | boerd - Sanctuary (Jody Wisternoff & James Grant Extended Remix) 54:10 | Emoter - Paradox

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#11 - Leo Corson [Corson Agency]

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 97:20

Leo Corson, talent agent and founder of the Corson Agency, has spent the vast majority of his life representing premiere talent in electronic dance music. Working for agencies such as Circle Talent Agency has lead to the curation of the Corson Agency, one of the largest independent/boutique agencies for electronic dance music representing some of the largest names in Hard Dance and Bass Music such as Virtual Riot, Lil Texas, Lady Faith, and many more. Over one - hundred artists from all corners of the world have found their home at the Corson Agency for US representation. To learn more visit: https://corsonagency.com/

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