When Adam found out he was going to be a dad, he called his best friend, Wes, to help conquer the most essential parental task: the bedtime story! Each week, they read a single page of Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs and Ham to deem if it is appropriate for a newbo
Pages 62-63 (Image: https://bit.ly/3CKkeE8) “I do so like Green eggs and ham! Thank you! Thank you, Sam-I-am!” Abraham stands satisfied with his arm around Sam.thanks for going on this journey with us everyone.Only the fork remains on the plate which now sits–much like the final page–empty. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 60-61 (Image: https://bit.ly/30yEiMN) “And I will eat them in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. … Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!” Abraham and Sam walk out of the water.we are stuck inside the book PLEASE HELP US PLEASE. The others wave goodbye from the water. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 58-59 (Image: https://bit.ly/31uL5ap) “Say! I like green eggs and ham! ... And I would eat them with a goat…” Abraham holds a fork and smiles.welp we are on trial… not feeling great about our odds.Samantha and Abraham share their first moment of true camaraderie. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 56-57 (Image: https://bit.ly/3Cy5uZM) Abraham frowns as he holds up a green egg with a fork.we are in starfleet world and we don't know what's real and what's a kobayashi maru anymore...does anyone even read these messages?Everyone quietly leans forward, for this is a page of silence. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 54-55 (Image: https://bit.ly/30YqR8U) “Sam! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see.” Waist-deep in water, Abraham begins to acquiesce to Sam.we're looking for josette–has anybody seen her?The onlookers eagerly anticipate a satisfying payoff. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 52-53. (Image: https://bit.ly/3DMQJmg) “You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may, I say.” Wading in water, Abraham considers his choice.please help we're stuck in jaime scary's attic and can't get out.The others watch the action, eyes open wide. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaud
Pages 50-51. (Image: https://bit.ly/2YxlnRg) “I do not like them, Sam-I-am.” Sam and Abraham continue their struggle while submerged underwater.we have arrived at jaime scary's house (uh oh).Bubbles emanate from all around Abraham and Sam. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 48-49. (Image: https://bit.ly/2Yn9vBB) “I do not like green eggs and ham!” Abraham asserts himself as he collides with the water.time to save wes with a roadtrip to toronto!All others appear perfectly happy to end up in the ocean. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages: 46-47. (Image: https://bit.ly/39w0h88) “I could not, would not, on a boat. … I do not like them ANYWHERE!” Everyone is falling in midair as they collide with the yellow boat.help is wes sick because he's acting weird.All eyes are closed with the exception of Abraham, Sam, the fox, and the sea captain. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 44-45. (Image: https://bit.ly/2XBPuqq) “Would you, could you, on a boat?” The train launches off the railroad towards a yellow boat waiting in a body of water.we have a new guest who is scary.The sea captain appears ready for their arrival. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 42-43. (Image: https://bit.ly/2VqOJj0) “Could you, would you, with a goat? I would not, could not, with a goat!” As the train whizzes along, Sam lifts the hatch to a secret compartment containing a goat.adam's wife panayiota needs to help. The goat's eyes are closed. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Special Guest: Panayiota Kuvetakis Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 40-41. (Image: https://bit.ly/3BDQitq) “You do not like green eggs and ham? I do not like them, Sam-I-am.” Zoomed way out, the train chugs along on rickety rails as Abraham makes a proclamation.did adam do something terrible last week??A solitary house stands in the distance next to two palm trees. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 38-39. (Image: https://bit.ly/3jhvodg) “Would you, could you, in the rain? … I do not like them anywhere!” Rain smatters both the train and all the characters standing atop.we'll focus on structurestructurestructure while josette is around. The train accelerates out of the tunnel unflinchingly. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 36-37. (Image: https://bit.ly/385QnsX) “Say! In the dark? … I would not, could not, in the dark.” Deep in a dark cave, Sam and Abraham argue atop the train. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 34-35. (Image: https://bit.ly/3xI4DTh) “Not on a train! Not in a tree! … I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam-I-am!” Abraham stands tall atop the train as it enters a tunnel. Steam ekes out of the smokestack and only two of the three train passengers appear from this angle. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 32-33. (Image: https://bit.ly/37vlkGL) “A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train?” The car flings off the tree on a collision course with a speeding train. Only a poorly-rendered Abraham shows shock at the events unfolding. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 30-31 (Image: https://bit.ly/3C4pjbj) “I would not, could not, in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be. … I do not like them Sam-I-am.” The shoe-car, perched precariously atop a tree, dangles over a cliff. Abraham makes a declaration while the rest of the passengers stare, rapt in attention. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 28-29. (Image: https://bit.ly/3rBJcBI) “You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree!” Sam drives the car up a tree. Abraham sits on the hood, peering over the precipice. The Fox, Mouse and Green Eggs and Ham are unperturbed. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 26-27. (Image: https://bit.ly/3exhSiH) “Would you? Could you? In a car? Eat them! Eat them! Here they are. I would not, could not, in a car.” Sam collides into Abraham with a car in the shape of a shoe. The fox and mouse sit in the backseat, content. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 24-25. (Image: https://bit.ly/36oUBv7) “Not in a box. Not with a fox. ... I would not eat green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.” Abraham storms over a red hill with his fist raised and bubbles of displeasure trailing behind him. The box stands in the corner, a not-so-distant memory. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 22-23. (Image: https://bit.ly/3h7Bhsq) “Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?” Sam stands in a constructed box that hangs in a tree along with a proud fox. Abraham's disappointment is palpable. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 20-21. (Image: https://bit.ly/3heftu4) “I do not like them in a house. ... I do not like them, Sam-I-am.” Abraham angrily walks into some teal bushes, arms up in the air. The house now appears in the corner of the page in miniature. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 18-19. (Image: https://bit.ly/2SgiotE) “Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?” Sam stands on the windowsill of a house. A mouse sits at a table, whereupon the fateful plate resides. Abraham's eyelids belie sadness and confusion. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 16-17. (Image: https://bit.ly/3glwlOV) “I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam-I-am.” Sam and the plate are barely visible in the corner as Abraham walks away into red bushes with his posterior prominent. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 14-15. (Image: https://bit.ly/3zj6iRp) “Would you like them here or there?” Sam now holds two long pointing sticks capped with gloved hands, indicating two distinct locations. The green eggs and ham balances atop their head. Abraham frowns, a squiggle from his head indicating displeasure. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 12-13. (Image: https://bit.ly/3wBIuG6) “I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and ham.” Abraham holds up a hand to Sam's plate of food indicating his refusal. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 10-11. (Image: https://bit.ly/3fxQtgj) “Do you like green eggs and ham?” Sam serves green eggs and ham with an extended mechanical hand. Abraham braces himself as the newspaper pages fly about.
Pages 8-9. (Image: https://bit.ly/3buruJH) “That Sam-I-am! That Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am!” Abraham has dropped his newspaper and holds his hand in a clenched fist. A pink tail and foot are all that remain of the others. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 6-7. (Image: https://bit.ly/3ewPKg1) Sam reappears holding a new sign announcing “Sam I am.” Sam has whipped around the corner of the teal wall atop a large pink cat. Abraham sits to the left, startled. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 4-5. (Image: https://bit.ly/3nIlmmb) Sam has whooshed past Abraham, who is sitting reading a newspaper. Sam and the dog are barely visible on the right page. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Pages 2-3. (Image: https://bit.ly/3xo4Dst) A sign proclaiming “I am Sam” is displayed by a creature simultaneously doffing a red hat. This creature stands atop a dog-like animal bounding around a corner. The left page is entirely blank. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
(Image: https://bit.ly/2QqRNJ4) “Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss” A furry creature with a top hat bends over to inspect a plate of food with green eggs and ham amidst an orange background. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
Welcome to Green Eggs... and Man?, the show where Wes and Adam break down a children's book one page at a time! In anticipation of Adam's baby, we've gotta race to make sure this book is kid-safe and age appropriate. But the book might have other plans… First episode drops April 20th! Theme Song by Chris Lambert
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