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Episode Notes S2:E13 I WANT TRAIL MIX AND I'M NOT APOLOGIZING FOR IT W/ SAM GINN LYM REVIEW OF UNTAMED BY GLENNON DOYLE In this series finale I sit down and chat with my good friend Sam Ginn about life and love and trail mix. We review Untamed by Glennon Doyle and we grapple with the logistics of long distance love, what it means to be Untamed and the early stages of the pandemic. This episode was recorded at the end of May 2020 and now we are in September and still deep in the throes of a real global emergency. It is time to step out of our comfort zones and become “Untamed”. Thank you all for listening and going on this journey! Please stay tuned for coming details about my next podcast project. https://www.amazon.com/Untamed-Glennon-Doyle-Melton/dp/1984801252 https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/05/arts/untamed-glennon-doyle.html http://www.quantumtransformation.coach/ https://markgroves.com/ *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015 Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-man Find out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes S2: BONUS LOVE IN THE TIME OF CORONA WITH JERRY BURKEIn this bonus episode of Land Your Man I sit down with Quantum Transformation Coach Jerry Burke and we discuss all of the ins and outs of the current pandemic. We cover safety tips, battling loneliness, self-care tips and of course discuss dating during a global pandemic. Stay safe and take care of yourself during this very surreal time! Questions? E-mail us at landyourman@gmail.com Follow us on Facebook and Instagram and listen on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play or on our website! https://land-your-man.pinecast.co/RESOURCES http://www.quantumtransformation.coach/ *https://www.socialworkers.org/Practice/Infectious-Diseases/Coronavirus/Self-Care-During-the-Coronavirus-Pandemic *https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/click-here-happiness/201812/self-care-12-ways-take-better-care-yourself *https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/advice-for-public *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes S2:E11 GUEST ASHLEY BRINGS WINE TO DISCUSS PHEROMONES ONLINE DATING DON’TS AND MAN PLEASURE: LYM REVIEW OF PASSIONISTA: THE EMPOWERED WOMAN’S GUIDE TO PLEASURING A MAN BY IAN KERNER PH.D. In this week’s episode nabe and friend Ashley joins Land Your Man to discuss "Passionista: The Empowered Woman’s Guide to Pleasuring a Man" by Ian Kerner, Ph.D. Two glasses of wine later results in some words being slurred however, we tell you all of the highlights of this book and how to transform yourself from "Passion Victim" to Passionista! Also, men hold most of their tension in their butts!!! These details and more in the latest episode! https://www.amazon.com/Passionista-Empowered-Womans-Pleasuring-Kerner/dp/0060834390 https://www.worldcat.org/title/passionista-the-empowered-womans-guide-to-pleasuring-a-man/oclc/173218728 https://ladyjrevisited.wordpress.com/tag/passionista/ *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes S2:E10 GUEST BECKY DISCUSSES SENSUALITY AND WE AVOID THE WORD MOIST: LYM REVIEW OF THE SENSUOUS WOMAN BY JIn this week’s episode of Land Your Man we review the book that encourages women to be bad girls in the bedroom but we remove the word bad from the lexicon and replace it with sensuous and that IS OKAY! “The Sensuous Woman” was a book that was ahead of its time and in some ways still is for people who are afraid to admit that women enjoy sex. We break it down for you with some giggling and our guest Becky talks about how she landed her man and continues to nurture her relationship every day for better or for worse. https://www.amazon.com/Sensuous-Woman-J/dp/0440178592 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TheSensuousWoman https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TerryGarrity https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-xpm-1988-12-22-8803130387-story.html https://www.nytimes.com/1971/10/15/archives/publisher-sued-by-author-of-the-sensuous-woman.html https://goop.com/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RealSex *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes S2:E9 GUEST ALEIA TELLS US HOW SHE LANDED HER MAN AND WE WAX POETIC ABOUT LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE WE ARE OKAY EXACTLY AS WE ARE LYM REVIEW OF COME AS YOU ARE: THE SURPRISING NEW SCIENCE THAT WILL TRANSFORM YOUR SEX LIFE BY EMILY NAGOSKI PH.D.My dear college friend (she’s really good at being friends!) Mom, wife and entrepreneur Aleia joins me this week to discuss a book we both love. We learn how she landed her man and she reveals what he said to make her stop and realize why this time was “different”. This weeks book Come As You are should spark a discussion with yourself! You are okay and your body is okay and this is not liberalism this is science and we might get a little angry about it. Please read this book! Give us a listen on Spotify, iTunes, GooglePlay or at our website https://land-your-man.pinecast.co/! http://www.emilynagoski.com/ http://www.emilynagoski.com/come-as-you-are-worksheets https://medium.com/@jordanching/book-report-come-as-you-are-the-surprising-new-science-that-will-transform-your-sex-life-dfef6d18e644 https://www.wbur.org/radioboston/2015/03/12/emily-nagoski https://www.amazon.com/Come-You-Are-Surprising-Transform-ebook/dp/B00LD1ORBI#customerReviews https://www.amazon.com/Come-You-Are-Surprising-Transform/dp/1476762090 https://trussedfund.com/ @trussedfund on Instagram *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes S2:E8 GUEST LAURA EXPLAINS THE VISUAL METAPHOR OF THE SAD BANANA LYM REVIEW OF SHE COMES FIRST: THE THINKING MAN’S GUIDE TO PLEASURING A WOMAN BY IAN KERNER PhD. This week I am joined by Laura Kaplan on the podcast. Laura is a fan who is also an actress, a newscaster, a Mom and all around pretty awesome woman! We review She Comes First by Ian Kerner and we like what he has to say. He says a lot. We discuss what it’s like being a single Mom and dating again and as usual what it’s like dating in a brave new world of technology designed to bring us together but may be serving to TEAR US ALL APART. That is so dramatic! Well so is cunnilingus! Come find out why… see what I did there!https://www.amazon.com/She-Comes-First-Thinking-Pleasuring-ebook/dp/B000FC1PRK http://nymag.com/nymetro/nightlife/sex/columns/nakedcity/9288/ "get thee back to the aroma of birth, for the smells of the female body, the smells you have sought to kill with your totalitarian chemicals, are the very smells of birth, the strong odors of the essence of existence. The nose that is offended by the hot perfumes of the cunt is a nose unsuited for this world, and should be sniffing gold on the scrubbed streets of Heaven. The vagina reeks of life and love and the infinite et cetera. O vagina! Your salty incense, your mushroom moon musk, your deep waves of clam honey breaking against the cold steel of civilization; vagina, draw our noses to the grindstone of ecstacy, and let us die smelling what we did when we were born!" - Tom Robbins from Even Cowgirls Get the Blues www.vday.org www.finestcityimprov.com http://mcitstudio.weebly.com/classes.html *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes S2:E7 NEW NARRATIVES ARE HARD WITH NATHAN YOUNGNathan Young joins Land Your Man Podcast this week to talk about the books that helped him couple, toxic masculinity and what he is doing about it by grappling with new narratives. Carla asks Nathan to speak for all men in the latest episode of the podcast but alas, he only speaks for himself. We do like what he has to say. Nathan Young is a writer and content creator living in San Diego, CA and is the founder and host of The New Narrative. Linked below is more info. about Nathan and his many pursuits to be a genuinely good dude. https://thenewnarrative.org/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U711y1tnMBU IG: @nathancodyyoung https://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating-Secret-Society-Artists/dp/0060554738 https://www.amazon.com/No-More-Mr-Nice-Guy/dp/B078927ZYL/ref=sr11?hvadid=77721855323772&hvbmt=be&hvdev=c&hvqmt=e&keywords=no+more+mr+nice+guy&qid=1580428337&sr=8-1 https://www.amazon.com/Subtle-Art-Not-Giving-Counterintuitive/dp/B01I29Y344/ref=sr13?hvadid=77721855323772&hvbmt=be&hvdev=c&hvqmt=e&keywords=no+more+mr+nice+guy&qid=1580428337&sr=8-3 https://www.jordanbpeterson.com/ https://brenebrown.com/ http://www.elizabethplank.com/ https://www.amazon.com/Emotional-Intelligence-success-relationships-Discover/dp/107797213X/ref=sr11_sspa?hvadid=77996737093255&hvbmt=be&hvdev=c&hvqmt=e&keywords=emotional+intelligence&qid=1580428490&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUFGRE9TWUs2RjZPR0wmZW5jcnlwdGVkSWQ9QTAyNjc2NDVUOUE2UkFFTVY3RlcmZW5jcnlwdGVkQWRJZD1BMTAxMzg1NjM4SElTQjQxQUNBSjImd2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGYmYWN0aW9uPWNsaWNrUmVkaXJlY3QmZG9Ob3RMb2dDbGljaz10cnVl *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes S2:E6 QUANTUM COACH JERRY BURKE BRINGS DIPPING SAUCE FOR OUR NUGGETSJerry Burke joins host Carla Nell this week to talk about the work he does with relationships and we discuss some of his favorite books. As a quantum transformation life and relationship coach Jerry offers some useful advice about getting past your own barriers for creating and having the love you desire. We discuss the work and the steps and we also agree that nuggets (of wisdom) are the best. Contact us on Instagram or Facebook or email us at landyourman@gmail.com. MENTION THIS EPISODE AND GET 20% off of a Quantum Transformation Session with Jerry! IG: @thequantumcoach http://www.quantumtransformation.coach/ http://www.quantumtransformation.coach/the-podcast/ https://www.amazon.com/Loving-What-Four-Questions-Change-ebook/dp/B000QCSACW/ref=sr11?crid=1QNPFT065A69P&keywords=byron+katie&qid=1579830561&s=digital-text&sprefix=Byron+Katie%2Cdigital-text%2C194&sr=1-1 *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes This week your host Carla sits down with Dr. Jennifer Gunsaullus to talk about her new book From Madness to Mindfulness: Reinventing Sex for Women (Book Publication Date: August 13, 2019 - Cleis Press). In this episode Carla asks the actual author all the questions she has about her book in person! So excited to pick the brain of an expert in the field of sociology and sexology. She is a real Doctor y’all so she is qualified to speak on these topics and she walks the talk. Please check out links to all of her material online below and GO BUY HER BOOK. If you have any questions e-mail us at landyourman@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram and Facebook! https://www.drjennsden.com/home https://www.drjennsden.com/podcast https://www.drjennsden.com/videos-1 (this link includes Dr. Jenn’s Ted Talk) https://www.drjennsden.com/book https://www.amazon.com/Madness-Mindfulness-Reinventing-Sex-Women/dp/1627782966/ref=sr11?crid=HXET31GWXVD9&keywords=from+madness+to+mindfulness&qid=1579215324&sprefix=From+Madness+to+%2Caps%2C196&sr=8-1 https://www.eveensler.org/plays/the-vagina-monologues/ https://brenebrown.com/ https://ginaogden.com/ https://drpattibritton.com/ https://www.amazon.com/Come-You-Are-Surprising-Transform/dp/1476762090 Come As You Are: Paperback – March 3, 2015 by Emily Nagoski Ph.D. Simon & Schuster https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/48985/phenomenal-woman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2UVsyVLLcE *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes S2:E4 – FACE SITTING, FOOD COURT EPIPHANIES AND BANG ON!: CARLA AND DELIA DISCUSS THE ETHICAL SLUT The girls herald in the New Year by touching base on their dating exploits. Carla’s dating exploits take her to God’s Country and matches all of Texas on the app Bumble. Delia decides that 2020 is the year of face sitting while advising men that it would behoove them to work on their transitions from, “What’s your favorite color?’ to “Come over and sit on my face.”The gal pals dish on their New Year’s Intentions/Resolutions, words for the year ahead and focusing on what brings them joy. And a lot of sex. Carla, while absolute shit at dating challenges, does enjoy herself some soup (yes it’s a euphemism), updates us on her San Francisco Treat and a blast from the past that has Delia saying, Uh no… that’s too late. Delia and Carla share their difference of opinion on Costco and Carla shares her epiphany that transpired at the food court, over the hot dog and soda combo. Delia updates us on her tindering, being ghosted and a tinder fellow suspects her of catfishing. The girls decide that 2020 is the year they don’t force a damn thing. Carla shares a friendship parable for modern times including a healthy dose of karma. The girls dive into this week’s book The Ethical Slut: A Guide to Infinite Sexual Possibilities. What Delia loves about the book is that it gives the reader permission to explore their sexuality, have sex outside of the confines of a relationship and to start taking proud ownership of the word slut. The girls touch base on the definition of Slut and the descriptors uncomplimentary af. The book is conversational, not clinical, it does it’s level-headed best to be informative about what ethical slutdom entails. The book demystifies being polyamourous, while the ladies have more questions than answers.Delia takes issue with the term undiscerning… her vagina after all is not a clown car, there is room enough for exactly one circus cock. The girls chat about the downside of polyamory, primarily jealousy and how to handle it. Open and transparent communication is the name of the game. Delia gets a little sidetracked by other publications by Greenery Press and she is curious about vaginal fisting. The question arises, Submissive or Dominant? And how important open conversations are when it comes to trying new things and sexploration. Delia’s final piece of advice? If you have questions, pick up the book! There is a tribe out there that you can be a part of. Be open minded and try new things but know your boundaries. Carla looks up the Amazon reviews and has a Freudian slip. Delia decides the term “serious relationship” is fucking awful and they touch on both the five star and one star reviews of the book. And one thing is for certain, choose your choice and hopefully that is choice is on the road to happiness. Delia recommends the book to those going through transitions and Carla reveals that in her 20s she would have been super judgy about this book but now sees the immense value in the contents.The girls chat about Delia’s hiatus for the month of January and the exciting guest hosts coming to the program, Please welcome Dr. Jen, Nathan Young and Jerry Burkey in the month of January!Carla and Delia are not licensed professionals. They recommend books for entertainment value and talk openly about their foibles and follies in order to let others know they are not alone.Happy New Year! We hope you are out there having sensational sex. Tell us about all the wonderful SEX you’re having.The Ethical Slut: A Guide to Infinite Sexual Possibility. By, Dossie Easton and Catherine Liszt, published by Greenery Press copyright 1997 Bumble (try the app!) Tinder (try the app!) Costco, https://www.costco.com/ Finest City Improv, https://www.finestcityimprov.com/ New Match Collective, https://newmatchcollective.wixsite.com/homesite Brandon Event Management, https://www.brandoneventmanagement.com/ Defintition of Slut: Google that shit. Girls Gotta Eat Podcast, https://www.girlsgottaeatpodcast.com/ Cracker Barrel, https://crackerbarrel.com/ Amazon, https://www.amazon.com/ Broad City, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broad_City *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes S2:E3 – FLATTERY OR FELONY, BIDET TRIPPIN’ AND FACE SITTIN’: CARLA AND DELIA DISCUSS MEN LOVE & SEX, A COMPLETE USERS GUIDE FOR WOMEN “I love having sex with guys. It’s great.” - Delia And thus kicks off another wonderful episode of Land Your Man! Episode three begins with talk of a chest congestion fetish, shoulder shimmying stage direction and a message from a new listener that has made Carla’s life. Ladies and gentlemen, we are fulfilling our promise, helping the people navigate the dumpster fire that dating (specifically online dating) can be. Bless you new listener as now Carla and Delia are having quit their job fantasies, Carla’s includes touring the world with the podcast while Delia’s involve highly choreographed dance numbers. Delia updates listeners on her current relationship status. Spoiler alert, it’s complicated and ultimately a fluid situation but with a happy ending. Delia checks in with Carla about the challenge she was issued the week prior. Even though it was a technical fail, Carla trumpets all the ways in which the week was a success. Men swinging into town for a visit and a slight obsession. The ladies discuss the power of the “good morning beautiful” text, when flattery may turn into felony and how to catch a Carla. Finally the gal pals get to this week’s book, Men, Love and Sex: A Complete Users Guide For Women. The book surveys 1,000 men on a variety of topics including love/marriage/sex/intimacy. The book is written like a collection of magazine articles which makes it easy to pick out the little nuggets (Carla loves her little nuggets). The girls debate all sorts of topics related to book chapters, especially regarding love and sex. Delia recommends challenging yourself by leaving the lights on and Carla shares what a guy can do to really get her engine revving. The gals dive into Amazon reviews and what book is up next. Delia plans on launching her online dating profile writing business so please write to landyourman@gmail.com to get her help. The gals are wondering what is the sexiest thing that anyone has ever said to you or that you have ever said to someone. Please share via social media or hit us up via email. In This Episode: Bumble (try the app!) Tinder (try the app!) Newmatchcollective.wix.com Brandon Event Management Mcistudio.weebly.com https://www.chefboyardee.com/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kodachrome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Connection *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes A stirring rendition of silver bells kicks off our hosts first ever Christmas Spectacular! The girls are festive as fuck with poinsettia wreaths and tiny gift boxes on their heads. After Carla is called out for denying basic rights like food and water and red wine, Delia discusses her would be rider. Through the power of positive thinking Delia looks forward to meeting her llama named Sassy. This episode is like Hallmark romance with a little more balls slapping ass and the places we’ll put mistletoe this year to foster an all new Christmas traditions. We hope you never look at this holiday the same way again. In this ABSOLUTELY NOT kid friendly show the girls explore the wide world of Christmas fetishes as outlined in the article by Harmon Leon. Carla comes clean about a gentlemen she liked who dressed as St. Nick and gave her a hitch in her get-a-long. Delia explores why this time of year may breed fetishes… sitting on laps and a naughty/nice list. The girls explore a particularly interesting fetish which we get to role play letting baby know it’s Christmas Eve. The ladies discuss the fetish line drawn in the sand and the specificity of some fetishes. Carla shares how she longs to be the last Saab owner in the whole world. Delia launches into the intriguing world of Santa porn and how Porn Hub caters to every flavor of Santa Porn. She proclaims her writerly love for porn titles and finds the production value of Christmas porn spectacular, while Carla in a quick google search finds 303 million results for Christmas porn. The gals are urging people to proclaim Merry Christmas! Since we are saying so many other things being the godless liberals we are. The girls touch on the Baby It’s Cold Outside debate with an eye towards women taking responsibility for their sexual appetites and saying, “Yeah baby, it is cold outside. Let’s sit pants less under a blanket near the fire. Delia ponders the question of sex at the parent’s house while visiting for the holiday season and Carla tackles this question head on with a charming memory visiting her long distance lover. The girls discuss foreplay and Delia comes out as someone who might have a particular fetish regarding everything sparkly this holiday season. Do not let this lady in a Big Lots or Michaels! A Sexy Santa on Amazon yields more than 8000 hits for costumes and sexual play things. And the two words that stop Carla in her tracks. Clown. Porn. Delia argues against the Santa uniform fetish and shares one of her most treasured Comic Con memories as it relates to fetishes. Carla waxes poetic about an interesting stage experience. People are more horny than usual during the holidays and Delia learned about a sub season of the holiday season, cuffing season. The girls share a preview of what’s to come. If you have any fun Christmas memories, please inbox us! On behalf of Land Your Man podcast, have a safe and satisfying holiday season! In This Episode: https://www.thekindland.com/5-strange-christmas-fetishes-617 https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/d3b9qm/santa-is-a-surprisingly-popular-sex-symbo www.pornhub.com www.hallmarkmovies.com *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes You guys… is this thing on? Testing 1, 2… testing… Welcome one and all to season two, a season dedicated to S-E-X. SEX! After a longer than planned hiatus due to computer crashes and adult asthma Carla and Delia are back! Delia is back on tinder and looking to find “the one” (this seasons’ hottest debate) because you can find “the one” anywhere and Carla is back on Bumble because she is a baller, shot caller… and this time she’s taking a zany approach to some success! Carla shares her Thanksgiving visit with family, the action in Northern California and the awesomeness of car sitting in the rain. Delia shares that she is trading in her “numbers” game with dating to date just one guy.The ladies talk about the frustration and shame that sometimes surround being single, identifying as a feminist but still wanting to be cuddled and paired off. The gals decide that maybe 2020 is the year they get boo’d up!They dive head first into the book that kicks off the season, Sex at Dawn: How We Mate, Why We Stray and What It Means for Modern Relationships. Delia assures Carla that this book is about much more than just having intercourse in the morning, it about monogamy and if humans are cut out for it. The book is sci-ency and conversational, Delia’s favorite combo. She talks about the possibility of starting a Tinder book club, how monogamy isn’t really a human thing and new ideas for a girls night in. The gals chat bonobos, March of the Penguins, penguin prostitution, thrusting count and how sometimes bullshit rules keep us stuck in one place.Gentle reminder, Carla nor Delia are licensed as medical professionals capable of dispensing actual medical advice. They are here to read the books, date the fellas and report back on the overall goal of being boo’d up.Stay tuned for our insane meme game (hello Georgia O’Keefe inspired invites with Bonobos for girl’s night), a host of books about intercourse, and meeting eligible bachelors in the hopes of finding that elusive big spoon.Questions? Comments? Concerns? Recipes? Dating Stories? Constructive Criticism? Shoot us a message, landyourman@gmail.comDo you have a business or service we can advertise on the podcast? Drop us a line at landyourman@gmail.com and tell us a little bit about yourself.Listen! Rate! Subscribe! Follow us on social medias. We love to hear from our listeners.Mentioned in the episode: “Sex at Dawn: How We Mate, Why We Stray, and What It Means for Modern Relationships.” by Cacilda Jetha and Christopher Ryan. (Copyright © 2011, Harper Perennial) Finest City Improv Bumble (Dating App) Tinder (Dating App) Meisner/Chekov workshop *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015. Royalty Free Elevator Waiting MusicSupport Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes S1:E14 – MANSPLAINING, KNEE TOUCHING, PIZZA AND BONER CITY: CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – THE 5 LOVE LANGUAGES In the season finale, your hosts Carla and Delia wax poetical about a season of ups and downs and sideways and diagonal ways. Delia chats about her homes away from home and how furniture assembly is going (she fought the Tarva and she won!) and how once everything is unpacked she may never leave the house. Carla goes on a date this week with a gentleman caller who reached out via the Facebook. She fancied herself in a French film standing next to her car watching her date walk in slow motion towards her. There was nothing French about those shrimp tacos though! (to die for.) And without further ado, the ladies dive into the final book of the season, “The 5 Love Languages: The Secret to Love that Lasts” by Gary Chapman. Carla is impressed by the qualifications of this week’s author Dr. Gary Chapman and having sold 11 million copies of this book and translated into 49 languages is nothing to sneeze at. Even though the book is geared toward people in relationships, Delia took the singles quiz and both Carla and Delia were a little disappointed that their love languages were left off the list (pizza and cake with intercourse respectively). The thirty questions reminded Delia of time spent in the optometrist chair during an eye exam. The gals share the results of their love language tests with no big surprises for either of them. Carla was not entirely thrilled about the authors southern accent, it made her recoil. While Carla is adamant that the theory outlined in the book is worth the religious bent and the occasional mansplaining and condescending tone. Because communication y’all! The book is also geared toward heterosexual people in a relationship. Carla shares some of the exercises that are at the end of each chapter. Quality time at a Chuck E. Cheese being creeped out by animatronics, DIY gifts that include (but are not limited to) a whittled gun cabinet and cat bowties, physical touch that actually warrants a high five (Delia is ecstatic!) and the roundabout way to initiate sex that Delia will NEVER EVER try. The girls take a fond look back on what they’ve learned this season from the variety of books and if they accomplished what they set out to accomplish. Big thanks to our loyal fans and avid listeners! We adore everyone who has laughed with us, entrusted us with their stories and listened to ours. Every week we feel a little less alone and a lot more joyful bolstered by an awesome community. Big Huge Thanks to fellow podcasters and friends: The fellas at Fright School podcast, Ur Gonna Die Alone podcast and Art Time of the Month podcast. We owe ya a debt of gratitude for everything you’ve shared and technical questions you’ve answered. Until Season Two… Happy dating and best wishes on finding your person! And gosh, we’re on a BREAK! We’re not broken up… So please keep checking our social media for fun tidbits of our next season’s theme, fun guests and highly scientific quizzes and data collection via facebook. We’ll be eating cake, trying not to get frosting everywhere… Please email us and tell us about your dating foibles and love stories. Holler at us! Questions? Comments? Concerns? Recipes? Dating Stories? Constructive Criticism? Shoot us a message, landyourman@gmail.com Listen! Rate! Subscribe! The whole first season is there for you to binge! Follow us on social medias. We love to hear from our listeners. Mentioned in the episode: “The 5 Love Languages: The Secret to Love that Lasts” by Gary Chapman (Copyright © 2015, Published by: Northfield Publishing, Reprint edition, January 1, 2015) Frank Sinatra, My Way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg 5 Love Languages Quiz: https://www.5lovelanguages.com/ Chuck E. Cheese Pizza: https://www.chuckecheese.com/ ShowBiz Pizza: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ShowBizPizzaPlace NASCAR: https://www.nascar.com/ Pumpkin Spice Lattes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PumpkinSpiceLatte#targetText=Pumpkin%20Spice%20Latte&targetText=The%20Pumpkin%20Spice%20Latte%20is,small%20amount%20of%20pumpkin%20puree. *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes S1: BONUS EPISODE! – : CARLA AND DELIA INTERVIEW LISA CONCEPCION OF LOVE QUEST COACHING Join Carla and Delia in welcoming their first guest ever to the program, Lisa Concepcion of Miami-based Love Quest Coaching! The ladies talk about love, moving forward, raising your vibe, the importance of detox (the dating/divorce kind) and how the love you feel for yourself is the love you gotta nurture! Lisa answers all questions in her no nonsense New York style and gives us some pretty timely and invaluable advice. Gloss up Buttercup! (Yeah Lisa, we mos def have to get t-shirts made!) And get ready for a rollicking good time! Please email us and tell us about your dating foibles and love stories. We love to hear stories and share them on the program! Holler at us! Questions? Comments? Concerns? Recipes? Dating Stories? Constructive Criticism? Shoot us a message, landyourman@gmail.com Listen! Rate! Subscribe! Follow us on social medias. We love to hear from our listeners. Mentioned in the Episode: Lisa the Love Coach: https://www.lovequestcoaching.com/ Instagram: @lisathelovecoach *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode S1:E13 – SEX BOATS, EYE CONTACT AND PHASE 3 NEGOTIATIONS : CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – GETTING TO “I DO” In their second to last episode of the season, your hosts Carla and Delia go full confession on sucking at tech and sitting in pools of their own sweat. However being the ladies they are, they forge ahead, as ladies do. Delia chats about her sexcapades this week with CC and how instead of Getting To I Do she got right on the money with really amazing sexual intercourse. Carla discloses she is not any closer to “I Do” which puts us in the same boat. Except, she points out, Delia’s boat has sex in it. Permission to come aboard the sex boat granted! Without further fanfare the ladies get into this week’s book, “Getting To “I Do”: The Secret to Doing Relationships Right!” by Dr. Patricia Allen and Sandra Harmon. Delia digs in with her chief complaint about this genre of book and that is that all roads lead to marriage, not just love and long term commitment. Carla shares that while she didn’t much like commitment at Delia’s age, she is feeling it now. The gals discuss the authors qualifications (of which there are many.) and how the book is divided. Delia focuses most of her energy on Part 2: Flirt to Attract. Carla confesses she is shit at flirting but has no problem being forward and both women learn that you needn’t be perfect to attract a man but you should upgrade the shit out of yourself to be the best you possible. The book outlines a sure fire way to flirt to attract which Delia promises to try this week (even though making eye contact makes her ass cheeks clinch) and Carla swears by the eye contact/smile rule except in the state of California. The girls get serious about the notion of not being a complete person without the companionship of another person, the importance of the relationship we cultivate with ourselves and the double standard that exists when women have sex without love. Delia gets heated with some of the advice given and Carla talks about the importance of doing the ‘getting ready for the date’ rituals just for you and you alone. Delia shares the line that made her close the book for good and both the ladies sign off with promises to turn on the fan, take a cold shower and eat pizza. Not necessarily in that order. Please email us and tell us about your dating foibles and love stories. We love to hear stories and share them on the program! This week we asked for listener feedback… what you liked, loved, want to hear more of, want to hear less of. Holler at us! Next week we explore the book “The 5 Love Languages’”. While Carla has some issues with it, she concedes it’s a valuable and important book. Join us for our wrap of the first season! Questions? Comments? Concerns? Recipes? Dating Stories? Constructive Criticism? Shoot us a message, landyourman@gmail.com Do you have a business or service we can PIMP… I mean advertise on the podcast? Drop us a line at landyourman@gmail.com and tell us a little bit about yourself. Listen! Rate! Subscribe! Follow us on social medias. We love to hear from our listeners. Mentioned in the episode: “Getting To “I Do”: The Secret to Doing Relationships Right!” by Dr. Patricia Allen and Sandra Harmon. (Copyright © 1994. Hardcover edition published in 1994 by William Morrow. First Avon Books edition published in 1995. Reprinted in Quill 2002 The Princess Bride - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3odMTPuzLwY The Feminine Mystique - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TheFeminineMystique Steve Harvey 90 Day Rule - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWRHXJppBd4 Walgreens - https://www.walgreens.com/ Fright School Podcast – Joshua Napier and Joe Fejeran (hosts). https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fright-school/id1168507832 Midsommar - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vnghdsjmd0 Getting to “I Do”: The Secret to Doing Relationships Right - By: Patricia Allen & Sandra Harmon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYqIoqGIRpg *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes S1:12 – CIRCUS COCK, THE TOOL BOX AND ASKING YOURSELF, “ARE YOU READY?” : CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – CALLING IN THE ONE As they near the end of their season, your hosts Carla and Delia begin by making a confession about the shit show that ensued recording on a Monday. Deciding that the attempts to call in the one went straight to voicemail. They discuss the week in review: Carla shares about a messaging thread which helped her clarify what she is looking for in The One. Meanwhile, Delia has a gentleman caller over who earns an interesting nickname and leaves her completely satisfied. Then they jump into this week’s book, “Calling in the One: 7 weeks to Attract the Love of Your Life” by Katherine Woodward Thomas. The ladies discuss the viability of installing a receiver in the vagina to activate when calling in the one and how it could also set off all the neighborhood dogs. Carla goes into the qualifications of the author and what the reader can expect week to week in the book. The gals touch on preparing for love, the down and dirty work one has to do in order to clear mental blocks and the healing that is necessary to place the call. Delia poses the question, “What if each step takes more than a week?” Carla goes over the allowances. The ladies touch on the challenging weeks, focusing attention on Week 5: First Things First, part of which entails cultivating solitude (which Delia feels she is nailing) and Week 3: Healing Core Wounds which Carla warns, you really have to dig in and its brutal. Week 6 highlights a life worth living (meaning your very own) and Week 7: Living Love Fulfilled which gives you tools on how to be in a relationship and how to hold space for another person and create the space in your life for the one to occupy. Carla goes over reviews and what you’re gonna need (the toolbox) in order to work through the book. (Another journal?!? Yes please!) The ladies make a pact to work through the book in the break between seasons. Even though Delia is not in the market for “The One” she could always clear some blocks. Please email us and tell us about your dating foibles and love stories. We love to hear stories and share them on the program! This week we posed the question, Do you believe in the One? The ladies share a Season Two teaser (yeah, we have a theme.) but decide they’re making the listeners wait 90 days. Next week we explore the book “Getting to ‘I DO!’”. Delia questions her commitment to marriage but is completely committed to cake and the honeymoon. In closing, Carla and Delia pose the question, what’s faster… Calling In The One or Getting To ‘I Do’? See y’all on the expressway! Questions? Comments? Concerns? Recipes? Dating Stories? Constructive Criticism? Shoot us a message, landyourman@gmail.com Do you have a business or service we can PIMP… I mean advertise on the podcast? Drop us a line at landyourman@gmail.com and tell us a little bit about yourself. Listen! Rate! Subscribe! Follow us on social medias. We love to hear from our listeners. Mentioned in the episode: “Calling in the One: 7 weeks to Attract the Love of Your Life” by Katherine Woodward Thomas. (Copyright © 2004, Published by: Harmony – February 10, 2004) Deliverance: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deliverance Life Alert: http://www.lifealert.com/ Artist’s Way: https://juliacameronlive.com/the-artists-way/ *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes S1:E11 – GIVING THE COOKIE AND GETTING THE COOKIE: CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – ACT LIKE A LADY THINK LIKE A MANMake a wish, your hosts Carla and Delia are back this week, battling the heat and sitting in puddLes of their own sweat. Delia shares her moving adventures and misadventures while Carla shares that this is her first week in five plus weeks where she does not have plans exclaiming, you can sleep when you’re dead! Carla talked a little about dating this week and her momentary lapse as she hits the man juice hard. And without further ado the gals launch into this week’s book, “Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man Expanded Edition: What Men Really Think About Love, Relationships, Intimacy, and Commitment” by Steve Harvey.Delia notes the similarities between the books they’ve read this season starting with what men need to do for us ladies. It’s 3 P’s gals… and Steve let’s us know what men need from us. Including “The Cookie” which is exactly what you think it is. The ladies enter some murky waters when they talk about waiting to dole out the cookies and opening the bake shop on the first night. The ladies touch on the differences between sport fishing and keepers, ruining a perfectly good analogy and the gray area of cheating. Carla and Delia have varying opinions of cheating, communication and the nature of elicit affairs.The ladies discuss qualifications with a capital “Q”, the nature of friendship and Carla considers becoming qualified to be a relationship expert. Delia makes a face and considers the balance women have to strike between providing for themselves and having a man who feels useful enough to stick around. Until that man shows up, Delia resolves to put together her own Billys and Omars.Please email us and tell us about your dating foibles and love story. We love to hear stories and share them on the program! Next week we work on the most important thing, and that is Calling In The One, Carla’s top pick for relationship books. Or in Delia’s case one of the ones.Questions? Comments? Concerns? Recipes? Dating Stories? Constructive Criticism? Shoot us a message, landyourman@gmail.comDo you have a business or service we can PIMP… I mean advertise on the podcast? Drop us a line at landyourman@gmail.com and tell us a little bit about yourself.Listen! Rate! Subscribe! Follow us on social medias. We love to hear from our listeners.Mentioned in the episode: “Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man Expanded Edition What: Men Really Think About Love, Relationships, Intimacy, and Commitment” by Steve Harvey. (Copyright © 2009, 2014 by Steve Harvey. Published by Amistad, An Imprint of HarperCollins Publisher. A hardcover edition of this book was published in 2009 by Amistad. The first paperback edition of this book was published in 2011 by Amistad.) Family Feud: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FamilyFeud Interview With Steve Harvey, CBS This Morning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kELAQH1zEeU Criticism of Steve Harvey’s book: Act Like A Lady, Think Like Man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6MBrcQK_I *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015. Golden Corral: https://www.goldencorral.com/Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes S1:E10 – DOING DIRTY, DRAMA BITCH WEDNESDAYS AND BEING A FUCKING PRIZE: CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – NEVER CHASE MEN AGAINWe in double digits y’all! Carla is in Las Vegas for a real estate conference (not a euphemism) and the ladies are sweating balls in Remus’s studio and peep his didgeridoo standing up in the corner. Carla imagines a world in which Vegas leads the world in peaceful cooperation while Delia points out that its due to the indulging in vices. Carla has a chance to live out, “What Happens in Vegas, Stays In Vegas” and Delia insists that she is working on herself while internet dating. Delia turns 40, Carla tells her she won her sexual peak and Delia envisions a push-up montage, 80s sweatbands and Chariots of Fire. Carla, queen of segues introduces this week’s book, “Never Chase Men Again: 38 Dating Secrets to Get the Guy, Keep Him Interested and Prevent Dead-End Relationships” by Bruce Bryans.The author (while little can be found on him) is a self-described relationship enthusiast. Which is apparent due to his many books and the many lists contained within. The book is broken down into 38 points. Carla liked that the book isn’t preachy or condescending. The ladies discuss not being too available and how to hold a dude’s interest, passive behaviors that are unacceptable and that Delia would rather hear from a fella in the morning first thing and right before she falls asleep because phone talking irks her. Carla shares the importance and power of vulnerability and her hatred of the word nag and the disdain for the word drama.The book warns about giving “it” up too easily which elicits a HEAVY SIGH from Delia. This is akin to her mother’s well-meaning advice, often ignored and just as often right on the money. The gals explore what high quality men look for, the importance of staying positive. Delia laments not being able to high five and chest bump. Carla shares how bumps in the road lead to deeper connection and more intense intimacy.The girls agree that they are tired of chasing men and go through the laundry list of chronic injuries they’ve suffered so far. Shin splints and plantar fasciitis be damned. Carla and Delia agree that they want a man who is enamored with them and they are not looking for 75 or 100 things, just 38 that work.Please email us and tell us about your dating foibles and love story. We love to hear stories and share them on the program! Next week we examine the advantage of Acting Like a Lady and Thinking Like a Man. We get down with Steve Harvey and not in a Feud type of way.Questions? Comments? Concerns? Recipes? Dating Stories? Constructive Criticism? Shoot us a message, landyourman@gmail.comDo you have a business or service we can PIMP… I mean advertise on the podcast? Drop us a line at landyourman@gmail.com and tell us a little bit about yourself.Listen! Rate! Subscribe! Follow us on social medias. We love to hear from our listeners.Mentioned in the episode: “Never Chase Men Again: 38 Dating Secrets to Get the Guy, Keep Him Interested and Prevent Dead-End Relationships” by Bruce Bryans (Copyright © 2015, Printed by: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, June 6, 2015) Chariots of Fire – The main theme performed by Vangelis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a-HfNE3EIo Eeyore (from Winnie The Pooh) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F05jBkbKiA *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode NS1:E9 – PENIS AS LASSO, BOOKS AS BOYFRIENDS AND BEING NAKED: CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – ALL THE RULES In this week’s episode, Delia opens channeling Judy Garland (Live at Carnegie Hall) and imbibing a teeny tiny ‘tini and Carla shares her super scientific survey on Facebook. The ladies discuss the results, and they may surprise you. (As much as Delia’s impression of a 1960s sci-fi computer spitting out results) Spoiler alert, they are as varied as the people who shared them. Carla makes a HUGE step forward in preparing to find the one while Delia reveals some of her roadblocks. The ladies hop to sharing this week’s book, “All the Rules: Time-tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right” by Ellen Fein and Sherrie Schneider.Delia begins with how restrictive the book is. The majority of the Rules are phrased in the negative. The ladies examine Rule #12: Stop Dating Him if He Doesn’t Buy You a Romantic Gift for Your Birthday or Valentine’s Day. Carla shares one of the most thoughtful gifts she’s received and they ponder how restrictive the list of romantic gifts are. Good Rules? #19 Don’t Open Up Too Fast, #23 Don’t Date A Married Man. Rule #20 Be Honest But Mysterious which gave Delia an idea on how to handle sticky questions (with a wink, a smile, a nod, a shoulder shrug or any combination thereof).Carla shares her contradictory stories on hearing someone’s voice before meeting and the girls address the inevitability of the unsolicited dick pic and the creative way Delia handles them. (Let’s get crafty!) The ladies touch on a host of other rules, debating their validity and land on Rule #34 – Love Only Those Who Love You. The girls get real about developing feelings, turning them off, unrequited love and the definition of relationship. They explore the relationships that have helped them grow and have taught them to be a better partner, a better person.Carla and Delia address the Rule about sex. Turns out the ladies are rulebreakers. They encourage everyone to get out there and break some rules.We love to hear stories and share them on the program! Next week we revisit one of Carla’s favorite authors Bruce Bryans and his book, Never Chase Men Again. Good. Because we are tired. Drop some knowledge Bruce!Mentioned in the episode: “All the Rules: Time-tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right” by Ellen Fein and Sherrie Schneider. (Copyright © 1995, 1997 by Ellen Fein and Sherrie Schneider, Published by Grand Central Publishing, a division of Hachette Book Group, Inc. Originally published in hardcover by Hachette Book Group. First mass market edition: February 1996, September1998. First compilation edition: January 2007) Judy at Carnegie Hall, two record live recording. Recorded Sunday April 23, 1961 with backing orchestra led by Mort Lindsey. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JudyatCarnegie_Hall Heimlich, character in A Bug’s Life. https://disney-fan-fiction.fandom.com/wiki/Heimlich The Road Not Taken, by Robert Frost. https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/44272/the-road-not-takenListeners, we have a few questions which stemmed from this episode: Did you read the Rules and the advice worked for you? Please tell us your story! Did you sleep with your partner on the first date? Are you still together? We’d love to hear your story! Fellas!!! Hey, did you happen to (in passing) check out the Rules? Is this the kind of woman who is your dream girl? Have you married your Rules Girl? Please tell us your story! *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.We love to hear stories and share them on the program! Next week we revisit one of Carla’s favorite authors Bruce Bryans and his book, Never Chase Men Again. Good. Because we are tired. Drop some knowledge Bruce!Questions? Comments? Concerns? Recipes? Dating Stories? Constructive Criticism? Shoot us a message, landyourman@gmail.comDo you have a business or service we can PIMP… I mean advertise on the podcast? Drop us a line at landyourman@gmail.com and tell us a little bit about yourself.Listen! Rate! Subscribe! Follow us on social medias. We love to hear from our listeners.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes S1:E8 – GRACE, TACT, CONFORMITY, VAGINA LICKING AND CRAFTING THE ULTIMATE CRITICISM SANDWICH: CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – MAKE HIM BEG FOR YOUR ATTENTIONAfter a brief hiatus your hosts Carla and Delia discuss the weeks away from the microphone: Delia took a family vacation to the Middle West (Dubuque Iowa in specific) and learned about gnats, weather and what happens when you turn off your deal-breaker button on the Hinge App. (a full on stampede of early 20 somethings). Carla recounts the awe-inspiring beauty of her friend’s wedding celebration, declaring a turning point which has filled her with optimism and excitement for the possibilities that lie ahead. Then diving head first into this week’s book, “Make Him Beg For Your Attention: 75 Communication Secrets for Captivating Men to Get the Love and Commitment You Deserve” by Bruce Bryans. As the girls discover, Bruce Bryans has a treasure trove of books for both men and women, unlike some authors who gear books primarily toward women. However he takes mansplaining to a new level, telling his readers/listeners to treat their man like a caveman. In step one (of 75 steps), Bruce shares his recipe for a criticism sandwich. An essential dish if you want your man to listen to you. Also you’re gonna want those spreadable condiments grace and tact to achieve full flavor. The ladies discuss some of the other steps: the importance of avoiding hostel facial expressions, men and their need to be respected and admired, being able to tiptoe around volatility. Delia begs the question, what about the exceptions? Carla answers back with the online reviews of the book. During our meaningful conversation Carla’s cat Clark goes banana sandwich. Closing thoughts, Carla would not recommend and Delia will skip picking up the book. Just like she’ll be skipping eggplant and tapioca.Mentioned in the episode: · “Make Him Beg For Your Attention: 75 Communication Secrets for Captivating Men to Get the Love and Commitment You Deserve” by Bruce Bryans. (Copyright © 2013, Printed by: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, December 18, 2013) · Author website: https://www.brucebryans.com/ · Captain Caveman cartoon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGd8ZzZ56AU · Lion King antelope stampede: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXZLmh6KJPQ · Cinderella slipper scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7031WUioVM*Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Please email us and tell us how you landed your man or woman. We love to hear your stories and share them on the program! Next week we turn to the Rules the ultimate dating guide to find love and commitment. Delia is a rule breaker. A rule breaker with opinions. And the rules that made sense in 1995 (like the Macarena and Thighmasters) did not hold water a few decades later. Questions? Comments? Concerns? Recipes? Dating Stories? Constructive Criticism? Shoot us a message, landyourman@gmail.com Do you have a business or service we can PIMP… I mean advertise on the podcast? Drop us a line at landyourman@gmail.com and tell us a little bit about yourself. Listen! Rate! Subscribe! Follow us on social medias. We love to hear from our listeners.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes This week your illustrious hosts Carla and Delia kick off the episode by discussing career transitions (Congrats Carla! And if anyone needs to buy or sell some property, holler at your girl!) and Delia who is googly eyed about this week’s book (and the ENTIRE freaking title), “He’s Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys *The Newly Expanded Edition” by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo.After going through the correct pronunciation of the author’s names, Delia imparts that ‘twer she the Captain of The World this book would be mandatory reading. The book touches on the pitfalls of dating and step by step goes through the excuses that men offer as to why they aren’t calling or making plans and bottom line, they just aren’t that into you.As an easy read with a conversational writing style it hit a chord prior books have not. The tone is that of a protective brother or close male friend. And while the info is good (albeit dated, like the answering machine on the cover) the exercises were a little too tongue in cheek and not for anyone seeking a deep examination of their behavior. Delia touches on examining the importance of what one feels they deserve. Spoiler alert, it’s a better plan than a text at 9pm asking what she’s up to for the evening. Carla shares that the way to her heart is a plan. And not the 9pm text variety.The ladies get into some of the common excuses given by dudes including the busy myth. (And a host of others) At the end of the day, if guys want to pursue, they will pursue. The girls talk about the lure of unavailable men with the exception of the subset of polyamory. Carla and Delia agree, it’s just not their flavor. Your hosts get real about the willful ignoring of excuses/warning signs and getting caught up in relationship potential.Carla shares a story about a friend who calls bullshit on this book and how it almost destroyed his relationship with his now husband. Proving that there is exceptions to every rule. Sometimes he is that into you but he’s also worked a double shift and is fucking tired.Mentioned in the episode: “He’s Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys *The Newly Expanded Edition” by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo (Copyright © 2004, 2006 by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo, Published by: Gallery Books, A Division of Simon & Schuster, Inc. The Gallery Books trade paperback edition January 2009) Quantum Transformation - http://www.quantumtransformation.coach/ Finest City Improv. https://www.finestcityimprov.com/ Kool-Aid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmKYrxzOTC4 Reading Rainbow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ygs3IHJ2bM *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015. Sound Clip excerpt from The Motion Picture “He’s Just Not That Into You”Please email us and tell us how you landed your man or woman. We love to hear stories and share them on the program! Next week we get list happy. It’s not 74 things, it’s not 76. It’s 75 communication secrets.Questions? Comments? Concerns? Recipes? Dating Stories? Constructive Criticism? Shoot us a message, landyourman@gmail.comDo you have a business or service we can PIMP… I mean advertise on the podcast? Drop us a line at landyourman@gmail.com and tell us a little bit about yourself.Listen! Rate! Subscribe! Follow us on social medias. We love to hear from our listeners.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes S1:E6 – BISCUITS, BLOWIES, FUCK BUDDIES AND MANIPULATION: CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – THE POWER OF THE PUSSYAnd a 5, 6, 7, 8… jazz hands your hosts Carla and Delia stop just short of full blown choreo and talk about Fosse and Verdon and their dysfunctional, fucked up relationship but how they still loved each other. Carla confesses she picked this week’s book based on the title and Delia shares a dating story coining the phrase, “fireplaced”. Which turns into a cautionary tale akin to stranger danger. The ladies shuffle-ball-change into this week’s book, “The Power of The Pussy: Get What You Want From Men: Love, Respect, Commitment and More!” by Kara King.Carla and Delia share this week’s foibles in online dating. Carla decides she enjoys getting words in edgewise and doesn’t know how long she can exercise patience when breaking down walls. Both women agree, no settling, no compromise. And on that note the gals explore the notion of realizing what they have between their legs and all the fun gifts and prizes they could get! (oh and love, emotional connection, partnership, etc.) But Delia is angling for a pontoon boat. Carla calls bullshit on women not wanting sex as much as men and Delia questions the logistics of dating everyone. Yes… EVERYONE.Carla and Delia pour through the gaggle of rules posited by the author: Men don’t fall in love with sluts. Wait at least two months before sleeping together. If you need your needs met, get a fuck buddy and absolutely under no circumstances, EVER give a blow job. The ladies decide weaponizing the vagina is not the way to go and assures listeners they are using their powers for good and not evil. Carla divulges the line she had to “Peace Out!” on and the exercises that were a little helpful in clarifying what you want in a man and what you want out of a man.Carla shares a story of her friend who’s fuck buddy turned into her husband of sixteen years. And Delia wistfully confesses that that is indeed her fairytale. No prince charming required.Please email us and tell us how you landed your man or woman. We love to hear stories and share them on the program! Next week we go into all the excuses men give for not giving you a full blown commitment and learn that he just might not be that into us.Questions? Comments? Concerns? Recipes? Dating Stories? Constructive Criticism? Shoot us a message, landyourman@gmail.comDo you have a business or service we can advertise on the podcast? Drop us a line at landyourman@gmail.com and tell us a little bit about yourself.Listen! Rate! Subscribe! Follow us on social medias. We love to hear from our listeners.Mentioned in the episode: “The Power of The Pussy: Get What You Want From Men: Love, Respect, Commitment and More!” by Kara King. (Copyright © 2012, Printed by: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform; unknown edition, June 13, 2012) Fosse/Verdon https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/fosse-verdon The Price is Right http://www.priceisright.com/ Extra Money Blog https://www.extramoneyblog.com/?s=Kara+King Red Lobster (seriously the biscuits) https://www.redlobster.com/ *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015. *Royalty Free Elevator Waiting MusicSupport Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes S1:E5 – AND THE BITCHES HAVE IT: CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – WHY MEN LOVE BITCHESThe ladies are back! Carla and Delia discuss Delia’s dating tally (she’s up to 5ish) and considering purchasing jock jams to get pumped for dating! Carla discusses a gentleman caller whom she’s been messaging and the high stakes game of complimentary musical tastes. The girls then plan out their breath to dive into this week’s book, “Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl- A Woman’s Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship” by Sherry Argov.Carla and Delia discover the importance of defining terms, what a ‘bitch’ truly is and why we’re leaning into the moniker. Why men love confident, self-possessed, independent women wouldn’t sell as many copies. Bitches be branding.The ladies discuss the book’s chapters but also the 100 Attraction Principles. We discover that Carla is vocal in the boudoir, which is in line with her authentic self. (Attraction Principle #28) While Delia is guilty of the cardinal sin of giving too much up of herself. (Attraction Principle #43 and 44 respectively) Carla and Delia touch on exterior validation, the importance of buying your own damn flowers, being alone (Yes, completely alone so please bring the chips and salsa already!) and why unavailability is such a turn on.Carla and Delia discuss the lost art of banter and why it is so important, the ‘nice’ debate, the importance of financial stability (Attraction Principle #82) and the need to have a plan for a date (Attraction Principle #91). Delia wonders out loud why she has never been one of the thousands interviewed for a relationship book and Carla ponders if dudes are just sitting at home waiting for us to call. Maybe, because these bitches have their own fabulous life! (flags down waitress to order guac… totally alone.)A quick poll: Listeners, do you prefer someone who plans a date or do you prefer spontaneity? Give us your best experience with a planned date and the best spontaneous outing! Next week we examine a woman’s most powerful asset. Spoiler alert, it ain’t her eyes. Questions? Comments? Concerns? Recipes? Dating Stories? Constructive Criticism? Shoot us a message, landyourman@gmail.comDo you have a business or service we can advertise on the podcast? Drop us a line at landyourman@gmail.com and tell us a little bit about yourself.Listen! Rate! Subscribe! Follow us on social medias. We love to hear from our listeners!Mentioned in the episode: “Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl- A Woman’s Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship” by Sherry Argov (Copyright © 2009, 2004, 2002, 2000 by Sherry Argov, Published by: Adams Media, An Imprint of Simon & Schuster, Inc.) Jock Jams, for the enthusiasm. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JockJams,Volume_1 San Diego Fringe Festival happening, June 6th – 16th. https://sdfringe.org/ Finest City Improv. https://www.finestcityimprov.com/ *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes S1:E4 – BE THE LIGHT (EVEN IF IT’S A GLOW STICK): CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – THE TAO OF DATINGNamaste. Your hosts the non-delicate daisies, Carla and Delia chop it up about the past week: Delia dives into her second date with breakfast guy, highlighting the point where things crashed and burned, Carla shares a glowing review Land Your Man received on iTunes (compliments of Delia’s gal pal Courtney). The ladies take a deep breath and align themselves with this week’s book, “The Tao of Dating: The Smart Woman’s Guide to Being Absolutely Irresistible” by Ali Binazir MD.Delia talks about something even more intimate than butt sex and Carla shares a story about the a rerun fella who perpetually has his fireplace lit. From there we discover what it takes to go from mostly irresistible to ABSOLUTELY irresistible. Carla clarifies “tao” not “dow” and we take stock of her portfolio of cats and pizza.Moving through warrior one, Carla gets to the meat of the matter. The balance in the relationship, the yin (feminine) and yang (masculine) and that if you only exercise the author’s chief tenant: be the light, you’ll be well on your way. Once we embrace our own wholeness we begin to attract our mirror. Delia is almost on board until the author discusses what not to do with a potential suitor. (No high fives?! No cursing?! The fuck…)The girls talk about the patience it takes to tell your unique love story. Carla bristles at the notion of “making” a man fall in love with anyone or anything and Delia changes into something a little more comfortable. (A dress made of bacon gentlemen?) We learn where to meet and where not to meet eligible bachelors. You’ll find Carla and Delia at a local happy hour, being the light. Cue the deep house/trance/dubstep.Next week we learn about being bitches, the good kind of bitches. Questions? Comments? Concerns? Recipes? Dating Stories? Constructive Criticism? Shoot us a message, landyourman@gmail.comDo you have a business or service we can advertise on the podcast? Drop us a line at landyourman@gmail.com and tell us a little bit about yourself.Mentioned in the episode: “The Tao of Dating: The Smart Woman’s Guide to Being Absolutely Irresistible” by Ali Binazir MD. (Copyright © 2013, Published by: Elite Communications LLC, April 4, 2013) EDC Las Vegas: https://lasvegas.electricdaisycarnival.com/ www.Match.com Cyrano de Bergerac https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CyranodeBergerac Roxanne. American romantic comedy released in 1987 staring Steve Martin and Daryl Hannah. A modern retelling of Edmond Rostand’s play Cyrano de Bergerac. Distributed by Columbia Pictures. Directed by Fred Schepsisi Merriam Webster Dictionary, definition of Tao. https://www.merriam-webster.com/ The Tao of Dating website, with helpful blogs and other useful information. www.thetaoofdating.com *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

*EPISODE NOTESS1:E3 – RADIO SILENCE ALWAYS WORKS: CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – IGNORE THE GUY, GET THE GUYIn this episode, your hosts Carla and Delia discuss the week in review: Mother’s Day, taking a 14 incher (pizza you guys), and if there still is such a thing as the MTV Spring Break House or MTV in general. After sharpening their double entendre game, the ladies hop to the discussion at hand, this week’s book, “Ignore the Guy, Get The Guy A Woman’s Survival Guide To: Mastering a Break-Up and Taking Back Her Power” by Leslie Braswell.Finding credentials on the author was a touch difficult but the girls examine the key reason the no contact rule works, answer the question, “Can we be friends?”, and what you can infer about a guy by how he breaks up with you. Spoiler alert, the emoji route isn’t the way to go… unless you know, taco emoji.Both of the ladies get real about past experiences on the emotional roller coaster, with extra special pit stop in depression. The author asks the question, “Is there a chance there is something better?” A better guy for you as each breakup teaches you something new. This leads the ladies to ask, “Do we really want the guy back?”A Kim Basinger quote enlightens the ladies on trusting their intuition and the difference between the way men and women view intuition, logic and trusting their gut. Carla and Delia get raw and real about shame, humiliation and embarrassment that not trusting intuition led them to. Sometimes ignoring the guy, full stop is the best way to move forward.Next week we get spiritual… Questions? Comments? Concerns? Recipes? Dating Stories? Constructive Criticism? Shoot us a message, landyourman@gmail.comMentioned in the episode: “Ignore the Guy, Get The Guy A Woman’s Survival Guide To: Mastering a Break-Up and Taking Back Her Power” by Leslie Braswell (Copyright © 2013, Printed by: CreateSpace, An Amazon.com Company) Esther’s Kitchen, Las Vegas NV, https://www.estherslv.com/ Delia’s Mom’s hair courtesy of Becki Motola @ Atomic Style Lounge, Las Vegas, NV https://www.atomicstylelounge.com/ Unsolved Mysteries – True Crime television program created by John Cosgrove and Terry Dunn Meurer, premiered on NBC on January 20, 1987. It became a full fledged television show hosted by Robert Stack on October 5, 1988. The Five Stages of Grief – Kubler-Ross Model https://grief.com/the-five-stages-of-grief/ 9½ Weeks, released February 1986, distributed by MGM/UA Entertainment Company. Screenplay by Sarah Kernochan, Zalman King and Patricia Louisianna Knop and starring Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger. *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes S1:E2 – WE ARE SPARTANS! OR BASIC BITCHES WITH THE RIGHT WEAPONRY: CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – MEN DON’T LOVE WOMEN LIKE YOUIn their sophomore episode, your hosts Carla and Delia discuss the week in review: dating edition and how registering on Hinge has fared thus far. Then jumping into this week’s book, “Men Don’t Love Women Like You: The Brutal Truth About Dating, Relationships and How to Go from Placeholder to Game Changer” by: G.L. Lambert.Carla and Delia question what qualifications the author has to be a relationship expert, the myth that we are all special (even if we can lick our own nipples), the cold hard truth that we are not our vagina and positive takeaways such as: the risk of sex early on, building a friendship first and the importance of being a woman of character and running your own show.The ladies chat about creepy narration, the weaponry of Spartans, going into battle (dating) and being overwhelmed by the contradicting work women have to do to land a man. Delia questions chapter titles and gets dick curious while Carla elaborates on the necessity for a man to have a safe space to be vulnerable.They hone in one thing to try in future interactions geared toward being in a relationship: Carla, being friends first and Delia her sultry sexy side. Because let’s face it, life is about choices, even for Spartans. Carla gives a preview for the next book, and a shout out to our friends over at UR Gonna Die Alone Podcast, hosts: Cristyn Chandler and Jordan Jacobo. Thank you for your support with technical issues and hilarious commentary on celebrity break ups.Mentioned in the episode: “Men Don’t Love Women Like You: The Brutal Truth About Dating, Relationships, and How to Go from Placeholder to Game Changer” by G.L. Lambert (Copyright © 2015, First published in 2016 by Viceroy Publishing) Audio Book narrated by: Clay Lomakayu Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015 Hinge – the dating app for people who want to get off dating apps. Vocabulary.com – Definition of the term, “Spartan” Delia’s Aunt Judi… Trussed Fun’d – Classic Modern Jewelry. http://www.trussedfund.com/ Quantum Transformation - http://www.quantumtransformation.coach/ *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S1:E1 – SHEEP AND GOATS AND STUFF LIKE THAT: CARLA AND DELIA DISCUSS THE CURIOUS HISTORY OF DATING.In the first episode, your hosts Carla and Delia discuss how we even got to modern day dating. They kick off this party with the book: “Curious History of Dating: From Jane Austen to Tinder”.Carla and Delia discuss Lonely Hearts Ads, marriage marts, dowry’s and fan flirting (which Carla and Delia vow to try at a happy hour in the not so distant future.) They also discuss the pros and cons of chaperones, the first Valentine’s Day and the first ladies night which did not achieve its intent to civilize men.The ladies chat about the advantages of being courtesans, the freedom bicycles brought women and Delia’s penchant for procrastination which is why the entire book wasn’t covered. Carla opens the door for FutureMan and the importance of (Present)RightNowMan. Carla gives a preview for the next book, and a shout out to Fright School Podcast hosts, Joe Fejeran and Joshua Napier.Mentioned in the episode: · “The Curious History of Dating: From Jane Austen to Tinder” by Nichi Hodgson (Copyright © Nichi Hodgson 2017, First published in Great Britain in 2017 by Robinson) · Hinge – the dating app for people who want to get off dating apps. · Fantasia – Walt Disney Productions, Release Date November 13, 1940. Story by Joe Grant and Dick Huemer, narrated by Deems Taylor Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015.Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-manFind out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.coThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.