The Puzzling Evidence Show - Remixed!

THE NO CUSTOMER SERVICE SHOW!!After another awesome Puzzling Evidence intro, Philo, Hal and Puzzling design, accomplish, achieve, arrange, block out, blueprint, cast, chart, conceive, construct, contrive, create, delineate, describe, devise, diagram, dope out, draft, draw, effect, execute, fashion, form, formulate, frame, fulfill, invent, lay, lay out, lay plans, perform, plan, produce, project, scheme, set out, sketch, sketch out, trace, work out the show and then it was over.The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA, it's not like anything else.Starring Puzzling Evidence - Master Mixotologist Dr. Philo Drummond - Chief Blabbertologer Dr. Howlland Owll - Resident Know-It-AllPlayed by Doug Wellman, Steve Wilcox and Hal Robins.Originally broadcast live and in person at 3:00am at KPFA studios in Berkeley CA - May 24th, 2013

The Puzzling Evidence Show - THE SCOTT HAMILTON-LHO CONNECTION REVEALED SHOW!!Starring Puzzling Evidence - Master Mixotologist Dr. Philo Drummond - Chief Blabbertologer Dr. Howlland Owll - Resident Know-It-AllThe Boys, with the tops of their heads exploding from the poison laden canker sores but the heads were rejoined and theY thOUGHT that THEY were THINGs that wouldn't die, Ah! And then just before "lights out", suddenly, Inhibiting Factor reveals the unknown impossible secret about Lee Harvey Oswald and Scott Hamilton, You will not believe it. really. THE IMPOSSIBLE CONNECTION!!! You heard here first on...The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA.Originally broadcast live and in person at KPFA studios in Berkeley CA - May 10th, 2013 - original spoken word poetrylive radio showlive improvisationfreeform radiosubgeniusPlayed by Doug Wellman, Steve Wilcox and Hal Robins.Originally broadcast live and in person at 3:00am at KPFA studios in Berkeley CA - May 17th, 2013 -

THE HORRIBLE FLOWERS SHOW!! Starring Puzzling Evidence - Master Mixotologist Dr. Philo Drummond - Chief Blabbertologer Dr. Howlland Owll - Resident Know-It-AllThe Boys, freshly back from their cut too short European Tour supervise their single solitary minion stand-in body-double as he/it made sure buckets of wishes were crammed into a thimble, sewn into the pocket on a pair of ham pants worn by a gorilla who recently received a human brain transplant who we then gutted with our trusty old shank, Roger the Shank.The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA, it coulda been a contender but the donuts were too good.Originally broadcast live and in person at KPFA studios in Berkeley CA - May 10th, 2013 - ⁠original spoken word poetry⁠⁠live freeform radio⁠⁠live radio show⁠⁠live improvisation⁠⁠subgenius⁠

THE ANATOMICALLY CORRECT SHOW!! Starring Puzzling Evidence - Master Mixotologist Dr. Philo Drummond - Chief Blabbertologer Dr. Howlland Owll - Resident Know-It-All original spoken word poetry freeform live radio show free improvisation subgeniusAfter an awe-inspiring Puzzling Evidence opening Intro, the Boys hold their baited breath while simmering a box full of feathers for a snack on Hell's Highway! Little did they know that gremlins had removed the manhole covers just after the show started and replaced them with the show's emergency pudding supply.The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. Not just the most sneakiest show but also the mostest cleverest show to have ever been also the most robust and voluptuous and sexy show.Originally broadcast live and in person at KPFA studios in Berkeley CA - April 26th, 2013 - Played by Doug Wellman, Steve Wilcox and Hal Robins.

THE MASSIVE DOHICKEY SHOW!!Starring Puzzling Evidence - Master Mixotologist Dr. Philo Drummond - Chief Blabbertologer Dr. Howlland Owll - Resident Know-It-AllThis morning, the Boys buck and tow the party line like never before, reminding themselves of their foreborn concern over the efficacy and efficiency of robot surgery and the lack of shame they'll feel as the robots prep their genital area for the exciting fun of exploratory surgery, and then the DOHICKEYS just want a haircut. ⁠freeform radio⁠ ⁠live radio show⁠ ⁠original spoken word poetry⁠ ⁠live improvisation⁠ ⁠subgenius⁠Puzzling Evidence on KPFA. Not just the prettiest little show with the cutest dress at the Fair but also the mostest cleverest show to clog up the plumbing but also the most robusty.Originally broadcast live and in person at KPFA studios in Berkeley CA - April 12th, 2013 - Played by Doug Wellman, Steve Wilcox and Hal Robins.

THE EXCLUSIVE ROBINSONADE-BEATLES SHOW!!IT'S SURPRISINGLY GOOD!!After a mind-shattering Puzzling Evidence Intro, then at approximately 45:00 This week the Philo, the Hal and the Puzzling each take a turn at explaining exactly what was TRULY remarkable about the unbelievable if little-known Swiss Family Robinson Meet The Beatles Healing Tour Zombie Conspiracy Assassination Attempt Incident Compilation bootleg DVD. It's the most famous bootleg DVD of all time.The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. Not only the most smartest show to have ever been thunk up in the history of radio and shoes but also the most self-absorbed and obsequious.Originally broadcast live and in person at KPFA Studios in Berekeleye Ca. March 22, 2013 with Doug Wellman, Hal Robins and Steve Wilcox playing the various parts of the 3 idiots.

Starring Puzzling Evidence - Master Mixotologist Dr. Philo Drummond - Chief Blabbertologer Dr. Howlland Owll - Resident Know-It-All THE IN SEARCH OF THE LOST ROUTINE SHOW!! After 75 years of the same ritualistic non-changing crystallized routine, the Boys must now deal with ambiguity and vagueness for the first time. Challenged but not defeated the Boys MUST apply their prodigious improvisational talents as they navigate the studio like shy innocent virgins in a cheap motel on the wedding night. The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show broadcast live and in person on KPFA. Not only the best show to have ever been broadcast in the history of radio and mankind but also the most humble. also please frop a visit at these other fine, fine, superfine URLs: http://www.youtube.com/puzzlingevidencetvhttp://www.quiveringbrain.comhttp://www.askdrhal.com http://www.subgenius.com

Still trying to figure out how to alter their routine since the "KPFA Homeland Security Paranoia Chill" set in, Puzzling, Hal, and Philo wander around the studio and outer environs trying desperately to ingest their Show Frop without the steady gaze and all seeing eye of the more than 22 newly installed NHS cameras watching and recording their every single move. The Boys start the LIVE YAKKIN' part at 47:55! The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. Like a bunch of yammering supervisors demanding greater and more frequent sales from their poor lead sources. #freeform radio #live radio show #original spoken word poetry #live improvisation #subgenius This show was originally broadcast live and in person at KPFA Studios, Berkeley CA at 3:00am (The Death Hour) on March 1st, 2013. With Puzz Ev, Philo and Hal

Wow!! The Show regulars Puzzling, Hal, and Philo, are joined by Stang and Joe Lunchpail who are also joined by Popess Lilith Von Fraumench who all cheerfully comment on the presence of the new 22 Homeland Security Cameras so joyfully and recently installed to record our every move. The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. Like a smelly beat-up old hat filled with half-tuned eighth-notes and 20 pages of notes in a pheasant cloaca with a thousand 15 dollar spenders. Originally broadcast live and in person in KPFA Studios Berkeley Ca, at 3:00am February 15th, 2013.

The Show regulars are joined by KROB and the STANGS (not a new bandname) in whirlwind food service performance that goes beyond the pail or bucket, as it were. In this Show, Church Secrets, Inside-Jokes, Overly Extended Concepts, Preposterously Loveable Conspiracy Theories, are killed while the callers fight desperately for a word. The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. Like an fine old chum bucket filled with half-baked concepts and sweet pickles in an arresting array of florid putrefication. with Puzz Ev, Philo, Hal, Stang, others #subgenius #live improvisation #freeform radio #live radio show #original spoken word poetry Originally broadcast live and in person at KPFA Studios in Berkleley, CA. at 3:00am on February 8th, 2013

In the spirit of vacuum cleaner worship the boys bamboozle the top off of the SubGenius bucket of LIES. The Live Yakkin' starts at 49:35! This week Philo, Hal, and Puzzling spend very little time disgusting a buttload of forgotten books, users, non-existent inconsistencies and some other stuff such as where is St. Bob Nelson and A.C.R.O.N.Y.M Part 2. The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. This one has an old chum bucket and shoots the tapes into a diatribe mixing backmasking enturbulator and cool quotes. originally broadcast live and in person at KPFA Studios on January 25th, 2013 at 3:00am with Puzzling Evidence, Philo Drummond and Dr. Hal Robins #subgenius #freeform radio #live radio show #live improvisation #original spoken word poetry

In the spirit of whistleblower worship the boys rip the top off of the SubGenius Pandora's Box of Secrets. With wonder letter tapes of futures past. This week Philo, Hal, and Puzzling spend a whole bunch of time revealing a whole bunch of esoteric knowledge, ancient facts, forgotten rituals and some other stuff. The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. This one has a whole lot of stuff to say but the stuff is indecipherable like they have cotton in their mouths or something. Originally broadcast LIVE - January 11th, 2013 at 3:00am on KPFA Berkeley

Are you sad because things just won't go your way? Does everything seem to break just when you needed it most? Does the bitterness of poor quality remain long after the sweetness of the low price of your cheap Chinese product has disappeared, hopefully past the check-out stand? Well, never fear, show is here! Please join Philo, Hal and Puzzling now LIVE yakkin' at 42:00 for those who want to fast forward. The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. This one has only 2 hours of a 5 hour show. So to say it is a five-hour show would be a flat out lie. Originally broadcast live on KPFA at 3:00 pst December 12, 2012

The Show opens with an interview with Lee Harvey Oswald's girlfriend because yesterday was the 49th Anniversary of the Death of America. Then Your Hard-Hitting Bleeding-Edge Wide-Eye-Ball News Team Delivers the Up-To-The-Minute Cutting-Edge-News both Bad/Good and Other. With Puzz Ev, Philo and Hal. The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. It has all the Johnson of a heaving m'muh radio show. But their diction is too good and they are all three too handsome to be allowed to leave. subgenius free improvisation freeform radio live radio show original spoken word poetry Originally broadcast LIVE on KPFA at 3:00 am on November 23th, 2012 -

This is a GEM From 8 X-Day - X-Day Radio LIVE Hour of Slack with Ivan Stang, Philo Drummond, Dr. Hal. The Boys start out in the spirit and speaking in tongues until Dr. Hal arrives (late). Dr. Hal waxes poetic while the setup continues and the crowd assembles. Following are the only clues we have to the contents of this ridiculous show. 1a-Intro-setup-crowd warmup 3a-TractorSexBabel 3b-Welcome2X-Day 3d-HitByQuarter 3g-HardHart-XDay XX 3h-XDibs-Species 4a-AskDr,XDay 4c-Bob,SubG Creed XX 4ef-Norm-HI XX 4g-DinoPeeKooks! 4h-KPFA show hist 5a-Seti-Ques-X-$ 5b-Why_ 5c-Neelan'sAsshole 6a-NASA,Mars 6c-God'sUnshittableTurd XX 6d-BobsDentalWork 6e-HotDogs 6g-AtlantisVAmazon 6h-OutflowValve 6j-Live2Max 6k-Ult.ChordProg 6l-WhyFecesBrown_ 6m-CloseCover 6n-LuckPlane 6o-WisdomTeeth

The Ask Dr. Hal Show pretty much takes TOTAL CONTROL over the Puzzling PRE-pee-mix, Suicide Man saw The Eclipse, he really did and tells it, callers collide, rules for having tasty sex with the Show's staff are enumerated in graphic detail, a tempting easy recipe for success is tossed out with the trash and numerous potential opportunities are strategically avoided, online warriors' most powerful attempts at virtual megalomania are temporarily sidetracked. At 44:42 the LIVE yakkin' starts and the Boys (Philo, Puzzling and Dr. Hal) start out by defining the interstitial zone between Over The Edge and The Show, philosophically, and come to some surprisingly refreshing conclusions. The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. It has all the fiction of a G'broagfranning radio show. But the fiction is too true and forces painful self-reflection. originally broadcast live on KPFA November 16, 2012 at 3:00am.

The Puzzling Evidence Show - AT LAST THE NORMAL SHOW!! The Show goes rogue and starts out teasing "The Boys" by disassembling itself and hiding the important parts under the board. Then when it gets too hot, the Show starts crying like a little girl and extinguishes the fire with its tears. But why do they keep talking to this "Steve" guy? The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. It has all the legs of a spider show. But the legs are too long and make it hard to walk through doorways without turning sideways. Originally broadcast on KPFA - November 9th, 2012 -

Holy Crap what are you thinking??? 2 FIVE HOUR SHOWS in the same season? Are you nuts?? But yes, your wait is over! FIVE HOUR SHOW LOVERS, REJOICE!! Finally, 5 Hours has come back to the Show!! With amazing chills and MINDALTERING thrills from OTHER GREAT 5 Hour Shows from the past. A veritable clip compendium of the BEST of the 5, count 'em, 5 Hour Shows. Little Billy says, "Nothing satisfies like a manly mug of murk, a Chesterfield, and a 5 Hour Show and Puzzling Evidence can really deliver the goods!" Contains ALL your favorite players! (Actual 5-Hour Show Content < 50%). Pro Tip: the actual "live" yakkin' with the 3 regulars starts at 3:48 The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. It has all the hours of a 5 hour show. But the hours are too short and soiled and smell like they have already been heavily used.

The Puzzling Evidence Show - Dinosaur Feathers - An Educational Podcast by Know-it-Alls and Certified Blabbertologists Dr. Hal, Cr. Philo Drummond, and Master Mixotologist D. Atwell Woodman. The show opens innocently enough by the regular means, when suddenly and without warning the crew simultaneously begin investigating an alarming dip in the slack quotient neo-regression techniques dialog manual on page 37 a misspelled word of no real significance too minor to even mention here until 47.9 min. Then the boys spend the entire rest of the show discussing feathered dinosaurs and the astonishing evolution of birds as if they were qualified experts. subgenius live radio show free improvisation freeform radio spoken word and poetry originally broadcast Totally Live on KPFA at 3:00 am October 26th, 2012

This week's show opens with a SUPERB Puzzling Evidence "Bob" mix! This EXCELLENT mix is an example of the kind of stuff that hooked ME on the show 30 years ago complete with lonely hollow ship sounds at 25:32 until the Kill Me part begins at about 29! Then, during the live confusing blabber part of the show, I, Philo, with your host, Puzzling Evidence, and Dr. Hal confront a super secret quiet storm derek flint cab caller who kills the other callers and fills the caller pool with a stinky green malevolent spirit while WE, your intrepid news team continue to deliver the hard hitting eyewitness profile assumption gumless notepads (with attached marker) to the orphans to help make a greener, kinder tomorrow. freeform radio improvisation subgenius live radio show spoken word Excerpted from a show originally broadcast on April 3, 2012

Don Joyce of Over the Edge Radio Show and Negativland fame forgot that this was supposed to be a 5-hour show according to the ancient 5th Friday rule. So he was wondering what happened to Puzzling Evidence when I, Philo listening to his broadcast outside the studio had also wondered where Puzzling Evidence's car was, alas having also forgotten to look at the thing with dates on it for sneaky 5th Fridays. Realizing that Don still did not know I wandered into the studio anyway to let him know it was the dreaded, unknown sneaky 5th Friday attack and ended up staying as show extender due to Don's lack of additional prepared material. Suddenly, Dr. Hal and that one guy walked in, apparently also having forgot that one thing. Bottom Line: Puzzling Evidence was the only person who knew what the correct date was and was therefore in his jammies fast asleep, snuggled in Morpheus' ample bosom.So we just did the show anyway, with Don providing a slightly leaning OTE flavor in the mix.

The Brow's intro builds a Giant Mexican Wall with a FAT DOOR on the smelly sweaty nether regions of our hilarious President-Elect's brain-place with BIG RED STRAPS! @49:50 Philo, Puzzling and Hal, recount the story of Tarrus and Nicotina, a good wall needs to be taller that your legs, Chainsaw hedgetrimmer trims hedges with lawnmower, Red State vehicular mud fun, hard hitting eyeball witness approach, hideous monsters vs ancient grandpas sporting murder tools, Uncle Joe: Thespian, Lawn Mower On a Stick, Show Son Caller Charlie weighs in, Redneck Mud Fun, more unrestricted jibber jabber to end. direct download(will be later):http://www.quiveringbrain.com/RadioShow/2016/PE110416hi.mp3

The Puzzling Evidence Show - Originally broadcast live on KPFA Berkeley, CA. December 9th, 2016 - THE GIBBERING BROW SHOW!! Includes FULL Puzzling Evidence Intro Mix THEN Unibrow D. Atwell Woodman had always hated dilapidated Dobbstown with its perfect Pinnacle of Death. He was a predatory, considerate, whiskey drinker with one massive grubby eyebrow and ruddy toenails. His friends saw him as a gifted, gigantic giant sloth. Once, he had even revived a dying, old show listener. That's the sort of man he was. D. Atwell walked over to the window and saw something in the distance. It was the figure of Dr. Hal who was an articulate monster with scrawny eyebrows and greasy toenails. D. Atwell gulped unpreparedly. As Hal came closer, he could see the spluttering glint in his eye. "I am here because I want revenge," Hal bellowed, in a noble tone. He slammed his face against D. Atwell's fist, with the force of 2,796 badgers. Don't fail to miss next week's exciting conclusion! direct download:http://www.quiveringbrain.com/RadioShow/2016/PE120916hi.mp3

FOR OTE/NEGATIVLAND/PUZZLING EVIDENCE/SUBGENIUS FOUNDATION COMBINED SHOW FANS ONLY!! It's The Over The Puzzling Edge of Evidence 5 Hour Halloween Specialtacular!! Originally Broadcast on KPFA October 31st, 2008. A Combined Over The Edge and Puzzling Evidence SubGenius 5 Hour Show (Recorded Live Over The Air On Ancient Technology) Starting with an Improvisational Free Jam with Izzy Isn't, Puzzling Evidence and Philo Drummond, Waiting For Hal for our Stinkwish Panel Discussion, Callers Jam amongst each other, each player has his own separate input which Puzzling and Izzy Isn't mixes on the fly. Dr Hal finally shows up around 3:17 while Philo plays the Tiny Guitar with Demon Voice. Interestingly, the individual show styles reveal themselves even in the separate but together format of this combined show. DOUG IS TOO LOUD, Trying to recall what is was that we wanted to remember about that one time with that one Great Man while Dr. Hal rambles unceasingly, later Michael Peppe, Election Official, shows up, then Philo while at the show calls the Show, Loathsome Putrescence Shows up, Booper hangs, Philo questions Hal's competence and begs Peppe to intervene while the group ends the show word jamming; callers criticize the show and it's so-called combined programmers and express primordial doubt while Hal reminds Philo to remind everyone of the Upcoming SubGenius Philm Phestival which he still forgets to do. Reminder of Dream Fluff Donuts. Izzy and Dr. Hal close out the Show!

He is live. Aunt Bertha's always there. Aunt Bertha Snow. And there's no mistaking that huge, bloated shape. Yeah, I'm just really happy to never see her. Not even for Halloween, not even for the end of the world, to never see her. Man, that makes me happy. Ponderous and elephantine. Now, that had to be 96. As I was typing the date, I thought I had it wrong. Which means I have to yank it off the air, redo the credits, and then put it back on. And why would you be having to do that, my son? Because on the little tape, on the little presentation, it says 93. And I think, I don't think Dren Pedro is right. I don't think it was that early that we did that particular... But then why would it have a false signature? Oh, because I put it there early in the evening. I was looking at notes of other videos. I see, I made a momentary attribution. Who knows, maybe you were right. Sometimes they say your first impulse is most likely to be the accurate one. And I don't know what to do, caller. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

Puzz, Philo, and Hal were waiting for their collective note. Their lack of registration of the foreground and middle ground played by use of an otherwise competent shot by Palmer or something like Frederiksen. Now anyway, the butt, the talks about this stop motion idea got the love of the music scene in '62 and some try to ignore their existence entirely. Which for some they find an echo again. It was great to be young and alive in those days, and now old and dead. When the show started, it was all the more. Backed by Michael Peppe. All the time back then. Little idea in our minds. And there were great things. You. To be experienced. Wonder is coming, which would be but earnest of what had previously appeared. This was an article of faith, a blast of loudness in the ears of some very small increments. There you go. An enormous increase in sound and a vital vibration. Casting down party takes the afternoon. Going now? I'm trying to watch. It is okay. All the glory is living there in the ocean. The great whale. Honestly, just very ever. So read this. Corals of the sea. And. Okay, well, don't worry that work is at work. Hope. And bring us into the listening. The future time, which is the age of mutants when giant mutants. The new mutant. What do we need to know about staying? Nothing. Nothing. If you believe everything you read in the book of the South. Genius. Well, we have a bridge to his name. The fact is that no one really knows much about this mysterious figure called diamond. Clearly, it's one quarter and one quarter black. Absurdly, one other white. Upon closer examination, ordered Chinese to one quarter. The first mix of ethnicity. How does it all appeal to you? After this question, one must go back to the beginning of Empire at the perfect candidate. We're not recommending the multicultural, diverse candidate. He looks like an old Chinese company assembled before a wall. He's a wall. He's a wise old Chinese. Normally transpires in western New York State. If we did an hour and a half of singing, I wouldn't stand. Do you think he'd put the whole thing on his show? We'll just be one whole show off. You know what? If somebody did a home run. You know, if they do your name for an hour, you're going to use it for something. At least a phone message. Yeah. You know, I mean, it's a giveaway. What can I say? We've got a special line today that I want you to look, especially at our bargain basement. I remember that one time. You know, we've got such wonderful bargains here. I think we all take it for granted. But the customer comes first. The customer is key here at some genius department store. And I want each and every one of you not to forget that I love this job. Me too. I'm the luckiest guy in the world to work in the lingerie department at the sub genius of my apartment store. Here's a rose for your. I thought it was a radio show, but it was really a genius in the apartment store. Yes, the ladies love this department. Down to the apartment store. And they look at each other, not the department store. That's the store in their griddles. And they're vulgar. Chain store. They held their Grumman's over their head and whirled them around in the air. Every Christmas we set up the model trains for the kiddies on the roof, and there's Gizmo the Clown and that jolly old elf Saint Nick himself, playing with your artifact, their son in Santa's workshop. Children will be handled and not diddled. They'll be standing around with their little tan, and they'll be falling into their little can with their dando boy. Meanwhile, mighty bargains can be heaved up from the deep, girdling each other, the subbasement where bargains reign supreme in Pluto's kingdom. Yes, even Pluto will wangle his his boggle and he'll wrangle his vocal cord giving a party. That's where the fun begins. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

Speaker 2: [00:18:47] Oh, they're all volunteers. It depends on what your definition of volunteer was back then to also just pretty much in general, when you get young guys to volunteer, it's always about like like I felt in. [00:18:58][10.8] Speaker 1: [00:18:58] My Navy where. [00:18:59][0.8] Speaker 2: [00:18:59] Yes, chief. You're right, I volunteered, but nobody told me what it was about. Yeah, I volunteered and but nobody told me I was going to actually have to kill people, die. Or I could get into a box that I could barely breathe amongst with a bunch of other sweaty guys. And we were going to turn a little crank and go underwater and pour holes in the bottoms of other ships. That'll dynamite charges. [00:19:23][23.9] Speaker 1: [00:19:24] The damn Yankees. Yes. That's the way, Alaskan successional. [00:19:31][7.0] Speaker 2: [00:19:32] And part of what. [00:19:33][0.9] Speaker 1: [00:19:34] This neo confederate, succession is great. [00:19:38][3.4] Speaker 2: [00:19:38] Technology. And yet. No, we had to use. [00:19:40][2.2] Speaker 1: [00:19:40] The old stuff. What was it? What caused us to. It was elbow grease and 100% grit. [00:19:48][7.7] Speaker 2: [00:19:49] Well, when we put the grease on our bodies, we found we made us more. [00:19:54][4.2] Speaker 1: [00:19:54] Buoyant than before. Well, yeah, that's been an issue. [00:19:58][4.6] Speaker 2: [00:19:59] I think we're all floating now. [00:20:00][1.0] Speaker 1: [00:20:01] And when they dragged it up and dragged it through the streets with an honor guard, that everybody who was inside, I guess was still inside, packed in the mud at that point. [00:20:10][9.6] Speaker 2: [00:20:11] Is that right? Yeah. [00:20:12][0.9] Speaker 1: [00:20:12] Back on the shoulder. [00:20:13][0.6] Speaker 2: [00:20:14] Yeah. Yes. Yeah. And the the lady that was running behind, because her husband was in there said, please let him out. Well, everybody was actually staring at her because she used his bones and little. [00:20:26][12.4] Speaker 1: [00:20:26] Rag to go. [00:20:27][0.5] Speaker 2: [00:20:28] She's running good. [00:20:28][0.5] Speaker 1: [00:20:29] Thank you for falling away. [00:20:31][1.6] Speaker 2: [00:20:31] It was her grant. That was the, National Lampoon had a great thing where Teddy Kennedy was accepting the presidency nomination. Or down just the center of the. Yeah, it was the. [00:20:40][8.7] Speaker 1: [00:20:40] Rod and Mary Jo coverage. They were throwing, like, a, like an easy comic, you know. [00:20:45][4.5] Speaker 2: [00:20:45] Like, John Wilson drawing. Wonderful. I had that thing frame for a while. [00:20:49][4.6] Speaker 1: [00:20:50] Oh, that sounds hilarious. Oh, do you have this? Which one is that? That go. [00:20:55][5.2] Speaker 2: [00:20:56] Oh, I just met that. He gave me this. So did. I can't think of his name after. It's a friend of Pete Gold. Is that tugboat guy. Did you tell him that you knew some guys who also. Yeah. Yeah. [00:21:08][12.4] Speaker 1: [00:21:08] What he say he threw up. He threw up. [00:21:12][4.0] [132.1] --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

Speaker 4 [00:48:40] Now here's something else you should think about. Recycling old underwear.   Speaker 5 [00:48:45] From the elements and.   Speaker 4 [00:48:46] Not for people to wear as underwear anymore. But in third world countries they use them as heads wrap.   Speaker 5 [00:48:52] They form in a mantle gray star in rock. Wrap yourself in underwear that you're taking to the laundromat. Something like that.   Speaker 4 [00:49:00] But now we take the underwear down to the underwear.   Speaker 5 [00:49:03] The animal kingdom.   Speaker 4 [00:49:05] Breathe recycling.   Speaker 5 [00:49:06] Wears no underwear. And just.   Speaker 4 [00:49:08] Above the skidmark.   Speaker 5 [00:49:09] Under the open sky.   Speaker 4 [00:49:11] They make the skidmarks come out with orange oil.   Speaker 5 [00:49:14] Foxes have earth. Birds have their nests. But the sun is.   Speaker 4 [00:49:18] Really, really tough.   Speaker 5 [00:49:19] Has nowhere to lay his head.   Speaker 4 [00:49:21] They ask the skid mark exorcist.   Speaker 5 [00:49:25] Night and day out under the open skies of heaven. Yes. These, the gigantic dinosaurs are inheritors of the Triassic. Cretaceous who lived there. Looming lives in the. Warm and sultry Savannah. And of course, in this prehistoric. The rise of the dinosaur in the Late Triassic and early Jurassic period. We will. 230 to 190 million years ago is a classic example of evolutionary radiation considered evolution not like a line, but like a bush, an ever branching tree, a tangled bank expanding through phases and cycles. During that time, the clade dinosaur expanded from a single lineage to many dozens of lineages, and from one ecological and morphological type to many, and the range sizes expanded.   Speaker 4 [00:50:32] I'm sorry, how.   Speaker 5 [00:50:33] Truly gigantic forms.   Speaker 4 [00:50:35] That just.   Speaker 5 [00:50:36] Prehistoric reptiles. Eons of years ago.   Speaker 4 [00:50:41] While you were riffing on the reptile. Hello, I was thinking about I was thinking about the recycled underwear problem. The problem of.   Speaker 5 [00:50:53] Underwear that's fun to wear. Well, no, I'm sorry, your underwear cannot.   Speaker 4 [00:50:58] Be.   Speaker 5 [00:50:59] KPFA. You have to draw the line somewhere. And that is true. That underwear.   Speaker 4 [00:51:04] Well, that's why I was saying, now that they have this new skidmark removal technology.   Speaker 5 [00:51:08] Too late. You can get a tiger.   Speaker 4 [00:51:11] In your underwear.   Speaker 5 [00:51:12] And just touch the tight pin. Do any fresh and recent any.   Speaker 4 [00:51:16] Of the really, really tough skidmarks might require access. Skid mark. Exorcist will incarnate certain ritualistic ancient invocations, drawing the skidmark out of the underwear, and should be able to be drawn out for us. Then they become. There is a good mark. Physical remover comes with his sword.   Speaker 5 [00:51:43] You have.   Speaker 4 [00:51:44] Knife technology. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

Good News! This Show can be summed up by this letter: Dear Lord Smythington-Rumphole, Thank you for providing me with a very lovely shed over the last 5 years. I once caught two marmots grundeling in the boiler room. Incidentally, the boiler room is really smelly and appears to be a guest latrine for the homeless and the rumpus room has fungi and mold growing on the walls. During my time here, I have only known of two violent assaults and three drug stabbings. I hereby give notice on 716 Mungersnatch Crossing. I've left a pair of grundeling marmots in the bath to express my sincere gratitude. Yours sincerely Little Johnny Boxdweller --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

Scalps have been turning up all over Berkeley and the populace is scared. 10 murders in 10 weeks, all committed with a Hand Saw, and still nobody has a clue who the killer is. Puzzling Uberbrow Evidence is an aging Oakland detective with a fondness for Dream Fluff donuts. When his friend, Howlland Owll, is kidnapped, he enlists the aid of a charming actor Philo Drummond. Yonder, Puzzling was struggling to make his way through the magic cornfield behind Philo's place. He had severely hurt his double chin during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. A pack of feral marmots suddenly appeared. One by one they latched on to Puzzling Evidence who yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of marmots clutching his vintage cassette deck. It was Friday the 13th, About four hours later, Puzzling awoke, his double chin throbbing. It was dark and Puzzling did not know where he was. Deep in the hazy fantastic pumpkin patch, he was alarmingly lost. Like a drunken sailor at happy hour, he remembered that his vintage cassette deck was taken by the marmots. That's when, to his horror, a retarded marmot emerged from the lemur-infested moor. Can Drummond help Evidence overcome his video game addiction and find answers before the killer and his deadly Hand Saw strike again? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

After another spine-blowing, mind-tingling, face-melting, Puzzling Evidence intro mix, Puzzling, Dr. Hal, Dr. Drummond, at 48:26 finally struggle to rise above the cacophony of their same voices talking over each other. "Puzzling Evidence is the standard by which all SubGenius Radio Shows are measured", The Show goes rogue and starts out teasing "The Boys" by disassembling itself and hiding the important parts under the board. Then when it gets too hot, the Show starts crying like a little girl and extinguishes the fire with its tears. then... A long, long time ago in a giant putrid galaxy... After leaving the putrid planet Epsilon Eridani, a group of rebels fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a wicked, space bungalow. Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by King Philo, a warped troll capable of vandalism and mopery. Terrified, a TV Reporter known as Puzzling Evidence flees the Empire, with his protector, Dr. Hal Robins. They head for Upper Boggington on planet Planet X. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Robins uses his giant Plasma Rifle to defend Puzzling. Robins and TV Reporter Puzzling decide it's time to leave Planet X and steal a Rocket Sled and shoot their way out. They encounter a tribe of Hemorhoidians. Robins is attacked and the TV Reporter is captured by the Hemorhoidians and taken back to Upper Boggington. Robins must fight to save TV Reporter Puzzling but when he accidentally unearths a flatulent sausage, the entire future of the giant, putrid galaxy is at stake. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

The Hairy Robot A Short Story by Lord Shartly VonShitstainpants Philo Drummond looked at the hairy robot in his hands and felt grumpy. He walked over to the window and reflected on his Overman surroundings. He had always loved the Fog-Shrouded Fortress of Solitude with its motionless, organism laden, modern Moss. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel lumpy. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Dr. Hal Owll. Dr. Hal was a brutal muppet with greasy armpits and a chubby new generic appendage. Philo gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a lofty, third, Fermented Watermelon Juice drinker with handsome armpits and beautiful new generic appendages of his own. His friends saw him as an angelic if deadly Ninja Saint. Once, he had even helped a tired toddler cross the road. But not even a lofty person who had once helped a tired toddler cross the road, was prepared for what Dr. Hal had in store today. The mud teased like loving snakes, making Philo happy. As Philo stepped outside and Dr. Hal came closer, he could see the Sauron-like eye beaming out.. "Look Philo," growled Dr. Hal, with an obsequious glare that reminded Philo of brutal puppies. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want secret world peace formula. You owe me 2766 shekels." Philo looked back, even more happy and still fingering the hairy robot. "Dr. Hal, I am your cousin and your brother," he replied. They looked at each other with apathetic feelings, like two glamorous, graceful goldfish rampaging at a very greedy St Swithen's Day, which had Death Metal music playing in the background and two friendly uncles stage diving to the beat. Philo regarded Dr. Hal's greasy armpits and chubby new generic appendage. "I don't have the funds ..." he lied. Dr. Hal glared. "Do you want me to shove that hairy robot in another hairy place where the sun don't shine?" Philo promptly remembered his lofty and third values. "Actually, I do have the funds," he admitted. He reached into his pockets. "Here's what I owe you." Dr. Hal looked dopey, his wallet blushing like a stingy, splendid statue. Then they both came inside for a nice drink of Fermented Watermelon Juice. THE END Created on 10th April 2024. Auto Praise for The Hairy Robot "I feel like I know Philo Drummond. In a way, it feels as though I've always known him." - The Daily Tale "About as enjoyable as being hailed on whilst taking in washing that has been targeted by seagulls with the squits." - Enid Kibbler "Saying the mud teased like loving snakes is just the kind of literary device that makes this brilliant." - Hit the Spoof "I could do better." - Zob Gloop --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

It was a moonlit night at KPFA radio station, where Dr. Philo Drummond, Dr. Hal Owll, and Professor D. Wellwood hosted their offbeat UFO cult detective show. Wellwood, always searching for his elusive tapedeck and reminiscing about Burning Man, added his peculiar charm. During a break in their broadcast, a commotion upstairs led them to a grisly discovery in the station manager's office – the lifeless body of a low-life scumbag with ties to the criminal underworld. Wellwood's sharp deductions pointed to a tangled web of corruption involving crooked politicians and compromised judges. Ruby Malone, a mysterious dame with connections, hinted at Slim Delaney, a smooth-talking con-man who knew more than he let on. Joe Biden, ever bumbling, stumbled into the mess, almost blowing their cover. He offered to help but only made things worse until inadvertently revealing critical evidence and almost blowing the case wide open but not quite. To unravel the mystery, they navigated through the city's seedy underbelly, bribing informants and making shady deals in dimly-lit bars. All the while, they kept up the façade of their radio personas. As tensions mounted, they uncovered an unexpected link to an evil clown named Chuckles, lurking in the shadows and pulling strings behind the scenes. In a climactic showdown atop the station's roof – which opened dramatically like a missile launchpad – they confronted Chuckles and his cronies. Wellwood's tapedeck, miraculously recovered, played a crucial role in distracting the villains long enough for them to gain the upper hand. With the first light of dawn on the horizon, Drummond, Owll, and Wellwood toasted their victory with Ruby, knowing they had only scratched the surface of the city's mysteries. As they signed off their show, they looked forward to their next broadcast – and the unpredictable adventures that awaited them, fueled by Wellwood's Burning Man tales, tapedeck, and the allure of the night. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

It was a foggy evening in London, and Dr. Philo Drummond, a distinguished archaeologist with a knack for solving mysteries, found himself in the study of his close friend and colleague, Dr. Hal Owll. The two were discussing an intriguing case that had recently come to their attention – the disappearance of top-secret government documents from the Foreign Office, under mysterious circumstances. As they pored over the details, a knock at the door interrupted their conversation. In stepped a tall, slender man with sharp features and piercing eyes – Professor D. Wellwood, a renowned consulting detective known for his uncanny resemblance to the legendary Sherlock Holmes. "Gentlemen," began Wellwood, "I believe our paths have crossed for a reason. This case of the missing documents is more complex than it appears." Drummond and Owll nodded in agreement, eager to hear Wellwood's analysis. The professor paced the room, his mind clearly at work. "The key lies in the timing of the theft and the potential motives behind it," he mused aloud. "We must visit the scene of the crime and hunt for clues." The trio set out that very night to the Foreign Office, where they combed through the offices under the guise of conducting research on ancient civilizations. It was there, hidden beneath a desk, that Drummond discovered a crumpled note with cryptic symbols – a clue left behind by the perpetrators. Their investigation led them down a labyrinth of twists and turns, involving encounters with a peculiar cast of characters including ghostly whispers, a retired wrestling champion turned tea enthusiast, a gorilla with a penchant for opera, a ballerina who moonlighted as a codebreaker, and a mysterious clown who frequented the opera house. One stormy evening, as they followed a lead to an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of the city, they stumbled upon a shocking sight – the lifeless body of a Foreign Office clerk, clutching a torn corner of the missing documents. "It appears our adversaries will stop at nothing to keep their secrets hidden," remarked Owll solemnly. With Wellwood's guidance, the detectives pieced together the puzzle. They uncovered a web of espionage involving foreign agents and a disgruntled diplomat with a taste for blackmail. The missing documents held the key to an international scandal that threatened to upend diplomatic relations. In a dramatic climax, the detectives apprehended the culprits, restoring the stolen documents to their rightful place. The case was solved, but not without a few surprises – including an unexpected cameo by none other than Joe Biden, who, in a moment of absentmindedness, nearly spilled tea over critical evidence during a press conference. In the aftermath of their success, Drummond, Owll, and Wellwood celebrated with a well-deserved evening at the opera. Ghosts, wrestlers, gorillas, ballerinas, and clowns alike joined in the revelry, making for a memorable spectacle. As the curtains closed on their adventure, the trio of detectives found themselves hailed as heroes, their friendship cemented through the trials and triumphs of the case. With a renewed sense of purpose, they looked forward to future adventures, confident that together, they could unravel any mystery that crossed their path. And so, in true Holmesian fashion, Dr. Philo Drummond, Dr. Hal Owll, and Professor D. Wellwood continued to thrive in a world where the thrill of the chase was only surpassed by the joy of solving the most perplexing of puzzles. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

Philo, Hal, and PuzEv had been best friends since childhood, bonded by their shared love for astronomy and exploration. Together, they embarked on a daring mission to Mars, armed with their homemade radio transmitter fashioned from spare parts and sheer determination. As they set up their equipment on the dusty Martian surface, excitement buzzed in the air as they prepared to make history by establishing communication with Earth. With bated breath, they powered on the radio, adjusting knobs and antennas in hopes of catching a signal. Suddenly, crackles and static filled the airwaves, and strange, otherworldly voices began to emerge from the speakers. Bewildered, the friends exchanged puzzled glances, unsure of what they were hearing. Before they could investigate further, wispy apparitions materialized around the radio, taking on eerie forms that seemed to dance and swirl in the Martian breeze. Philo, Hal, and PuzEv stared in disbelief as the ghosts emanated from their equipment, their translucent figures casting a haunting glow against the red Martian soil. Fear gripped their hearts as they struggled to comprehend the supernatural phenomenon unfolding before them. With trembling hands, they attempted to shut off the radio, but the ghosts persisted, swirling around them with an otherworldly energy. Desperate to escape the spectral spectacle, the friends huddled together, frantically brainstorming a solution. Drawing upon their collective ingenuity, they quickly devised a plan to reverse the radio's frequency, hoping to disrupt the ghostly transmission. With a series of swift adjustments, they managed to override the signal, causing the apparitions to dissipate into the Martian atmosphere. Exhausted but relieved, Philo, Hal, and PuzEv shared a moment of triumph as they realized they had narrowly averted disaster. Though shaken by their brush with the supernatural, they remained undeterred in their quest to communicate with Earth. With renewed determination, they returned to their makeshift radio, ready to resume their mission and make contact with their home planet once more. The Puzzling Evidence Show - It's the most fun you can have at 3:00am with your clothes on. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

Let's catch Philo and Hal as they blabber away - Let me call my rat with your paw But I didn't mean to Ridicule your rat in the way I can afford some Tell us the ugly looking rat. I never seen he came out trying to bite my tire with his foamy mouth Come on ready His eyes are one ready by Thinking Horrible Horrible look on his and he's shivering after my tire Well, no wonder dogs chase On the tire Dog Three-eyed two-eared Lop-faced enemy of dogs. They can't hurt you know He was lop-faced. All right He had a half of his face had at least three quarters of his head in it And the other half of his face had less than one quarter of his head in it, you know He was real piece of work. He was like a real long jawed lop-faced, face-eyed green lipped lily-livered Lily-livered lap dog of the Bougeoisie was he a running dog? He was a dog of Bush. He was one of Bush's left on the prison map in a way it pushes the lab drawers away. Like a doll like a greasy slimey doll dog. There he was here in the background looking away at the lap of luxury As a dog returneth to his vomit so returneth a fool to the lollygagging Lollygagging the way it's a lab lollygagging around Lying like a lumpy log dog hog Lying and licking and liking and like a lollipop like lichen licking the edge of a lichen Actual words said on The Show are exclusively for use by "the children" to build a better brighter greener future. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

A PARTICULARLY FUNNY SHOW! NOT KIDDING THIS TIME! Puzzling over-delivers his mind-bendingly hawt intro with his show wife sexpot Justin who loves his penis; she asks what else do women want?; Philo, Michael Peppe and Dr. Hal seduce the audience with their suggestive and sexy palaver. Philo complains there's not enough me. Everything that happens on the radio is on purpose; Radio Dating Game; The Kitchen Show; Philo drinks up all the water; The Middle Dot; The Blither vs. The Blather; Burt Reynolds; amazingly dumb stuff is discussed in an intellectual fashion; That's a great story, baby!; More weird sex tales; Justin slings; Burning Man Bedouins; Station ID; Gum on My Stool; Modemac calls in with a Bulldada news report and proof of SubGenius Super Powers; The Shield of Imprenetrable Logic; Justin: Everything Is Sexy; The Show's Dress is Hal's Dress; Eat the Fish, the fast vegetables; Comfortable Water Boarding; Would you look at my Boobs?; Ridiculous muttering and meandering by all; Puz Ev's Show Sex Wife Mary Beth Sue Controls the Crowd; Philo has to Leave Early; then The Show starts going downhill fast; Puzzling's Kids revealed; Everybody gets too high on pure Show; Driving Naked; Hal closes out the Show; The Show falls asleep on itself then when the live part starts SubGenius Norse Mythology Class, and the Show begins its slow but inevitable descent into Zelchanthricus Nacht's Eve. The Puzzling Evidence Show, since 1982, freely giving our words to the children of America and yes, even the world, for a brighter greener tomorrow! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

In this amazing episode, Philo and Hal return to Arkansas to groom Yeti back pelts. "You gotta say what flavor of sauce you want when you walk in the door", yelled Philo somewhat dejectedly. Kids are getting away with murder and low order fun-raising while Hal continues to underoverestimate Puzzling. After retrieving its garment, the Show whipped up a soufflé and got a woody. Suddenly, without their garments Drs. Howwll and Drummond danced a mad conjuring jig but suddenly noticed their nudity and became ashamed in the face of the Show. In their old country, they were respected as Doktors. The Puzzling Evidence Show, yeah, it looks easy and sounds fun but it takes chocolate salty balls to pull it off. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

Underestimating Puzzling is a mistake made too often everyday. After retrieving his garment, the intro whipped up a frenzy and left out nobody. Suddenly, without remorse Drs. Howwll and Drummond rarely do what they say they will do but instead back-up the Show with the listeners still intact while deconstructing gloating as a concept. Dr. Peppe, Dr. Solar, Dr. Love, Luke warm Christians spewing forth, Luke in the barn with Kate and Pepino and Mojo Under The Whales at Bay, Hal Freefaces invoking Philo's jealousy, A time control mistake could make us extinct, under the bus, good neuro-toxins, Taxi-Bob visits, This one has only 1.5 hours of a 5 hour show. So to say it is a five-hour show would be a flat out lie+, it's only 30% of a 5-Hour Show. You'll be sad if you fail to wake up and not miss listening to The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

The Show goes rogue and starts out teasing "The Boys" by disassembling itself and hiding the important parts under the board. Then when it gets too hot, the Show starts crying like a little bitch and extinguishes the fire with its tears. Later on, the Boys sneak behind the Show's butt and boobytrap the Show's mindfield while distracting the listeners with mundane banter. The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show. It has all the legs of a spider show. But the legs are too long and make it hard to walk through doorways without turning sideways. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

After an awe-inspiring Puzzling Evidence opening Intro, the Boys hold their baited breath while simmering a box full of greasy feathers for a snack on Hell's Highway! Little did they know that gremlins had removed the manhole covers just after the show started and replaced them with the show's emergency pudding supply. The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. Not just the most sneakiest show but also the mostest cleverest show to have ever been also the most robust and voluptuous. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

The Puzzling Evidence Show is a radio show that airs on KPFA 94.1 FM Berkeley. It is hosted by Mixmaster Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. Hal Robins. Mixmaster Puzzling Evidence is a SubGenius who hosts the longest-running SubGenius radio show. Dr. Philo Drummond is also a SubGenius and co-founder of the Church of the SubGenius. Dr. Hal Robins is an American writer, actor, and comedian. This week the Show is eating only orange food. Here's a list of what we're going to trick it into eating. Pumpkin waffles Sliced turkey, cheese, cut carrots, cherry tomatoes and pretzels with a pesto + greek yogurt dipping sauce Popcorn and orange sections Cubed potatoes Fish sticks SubGeniuses in space, On their way to Planet X, What will they find there Dr. Philo and Hal, With Puzzling Evidence too, They're quite a strange crew. Their ship is quite odd, A 1960 Rambler car, With wings and a pod. They fly through the stars, With their eyes on the prize, Planet X is not far. But what will they find? Will it be treasure or doom? Only time will tell. When they reach Planet X, the SubGeniuses find a strange and mysterious world. The sky is purple and the trees are made of crystal. They explore the planet and find that it is inhabited by strange creatures. The creatures are friendly and they welcome the SubGeniuses to their world. The SubGeniuses learn that the creatures are called Xists and they have been waiting for visitors from Earth for a long time. The Xists show the SubGeniuses around their world and teach them about their culture. The SubGeniuses are amazed by what they see and they can't wait to tell their KPFA listeners back on Earth all about it. The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. It's one of the only things you can do if you're awake at 3:00 am. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

Welcome to the Best of Puzzling Evidence, with Puzz Ev, Philo and Hal. with special guests throughout. description by Bing AI, prompted by Philo. Let's write a story together Sure! How about we start with a setting? Where do you want the story to take place? How about a forest? Great! A forest it is. Let's start with the hosts of the Puzzling Evidence Radio Show getting lost in the forest. They are walking around trying to find their way back when they come across a strange giant witch. The witch is dressed in a humorous way and she kidnaps them to eat them for dinner. But then they escape and kick the witch in the ass and go skipping and laughing down the road to the Puzzling Evidence Show's relative safety. What happens next? You tell me what happens next Sure! How about they run into some trouble? They come across a group of mischievous fairies who are causing trouble in the forest. The fairies are playing pranks on the animals and other creatures in the forest. The hosts of the Puzzling Evidence Radio Show decide to help the animals and creatures by stopping the fairies from causing any more trouble. They come up with a plan to trick the fairies into leaving the forest and going back to their own world. What do you think? What kind of plan do they come up with? The hosts of the Puzzling Evidence Radio Show come up with a plan to trick the fairies. They decide to create a fake portal that leads to the fairy world. They use some of the items they have in their backpacks to create the portal. The fairies are curious and they come to investigate. When they see the portal, they are excited and they fly into it. But as soon as they enter the portal, it disappears and the fairies are trapped in their own world. The hosts of the Puzzling Evidence Radio Show have saved the day! What do you think? I think that it's almost always a good idea to save the day when possible. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

Well, what do you know? Puzzling, back from his nameless sojourns and tired of substitutes, immediately kicks the shows ass and takes names. Philo muses over the fruity stench emanating from the caller pool. Lost Little Radio Valencia shows like NHLG, KRoB, Dr. Hal, struggle and grope blindly trying to find their way to the Puzzling Evidence Show just to be trampled by the Dinosaurs of Slack at the transom of KPFA. Subliminal Seduction code from 40:11 to 41:56. Philo, Hal and Puzzling develop an alternate history that can be easily carried in a fresh backpack. Then, using the original Latin texts, Philo, Hal and Puzzling delve deep into the esoteric mysteries surrounding the ancient phenonmenon known as Fridolphus the Thirteenthicus. As usual, the callers fruitlessly attempt to hijack the Show to a thrid world nation of their own design. The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. It's one of the only things you can do if you're awake at 3:00 am. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

I was in a hurry so this description is written by Bing AI. "Puzzling Evidence" is an improvisational radio program that airs on KPFA 94.1 FM Berkeley². The show is hosted by Mixmaster Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. Hal Robins⁵. Here's Hal Robins' description of "Puzzling Evidence": "Deranged “edits” segue into a cascade of echoing glossolaliac madness, the voicing of lyric ruminations from the free-falling brains of disintegrating personalities. And some people, demented individuals, obsessively record every word and squealing sound effect."¹³⁴ The show is an improvisational radio program where anything can happen! Join hosts Mixmaster Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. Hal Robins as they delve into the mysteries of the universe from a SubGenius perspective, explore the quirks of human behavior, and provide witty commentary on the absurdities of modern life1. The Church of the SubGenius is a parody religion that satirizes organized religion and other forms of authority. It teaches a complex philosophy that focuses on the attainment of “Slack”, which is loosely defined as the ability to do what one wants without worry. I hope this helps! Source: Conversation with Bing, 5/12/2023 (1) Puzzling Evidence | SubGenius Wikia Clench | Fandom. https://subgenius.fandom.com/wiki/Puzzling_Evidence. (2) ‎The Puzzling Evidence Show - Apple Podcasts. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/what-if-they-sell-out-the-earless-wax-movie-show/id1511564940?i=1000604675136. (3) Puzzling Evidence - Laughing Squid. https://bing.com/search?q=description+of+puzzling+evidence+radio+show. (4) Puzzling Evidence - Laughing Squid. https://laughingsquid.com/puzzling-evidence/. (5) The Puzzling… - Listen to All Episodes | Arts & Culture - TuneIn. https://tunein.com/podcasts/Arts--Culture-Podcasts/The-Puzzling-Evidence-Show---Famous-Last-Words-p1968982/. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

Listen up, ya bellyachin' Johnny Suspenders! You just hitched your dinghy to the wrong river boat, ya poopdeckin' clam fister! So welcome to "The Puzzling Evidence Show," the groundbreaking improvisational radio program where anything can happen! Join hosts Mixmaster Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. Hal Robins as they delve into the mysteries of the universe from a SubGenius perspective, explore the quirks of human behavior, and provide witty commentary on the absurdities of modern life. This episode including Cardhouse Robot. The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. It has all the parts of a groundbreaking radio show. But the parts belong to a 1960 Rambler and we're gonna sell 'em on E-Bay and get rich. So go easy on the mustard, ya frog-mouthed ham hoarder! With a mix of improvisation, humor, irreverent wit, and live callers these masters of the unexpected will keep you on the edge of your seat as they navigate the unpredictable waters of live radio. From bizarre news stories to off-the-wall interviews with call-in and live in-the-studio guests from all walks of life, no topic is off-limits on "The Puzzling Evidence Show." So tune in, turn on, and drop out of your mundane boring routine as Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. Hal Robins take you on a wild ride of improvisation, comedy, and enlightenment. You never know what's going to happen next on "The Puzzling Evidence Show!" or you're hopped up on goofballs, ya brick-layin' can o'milk. The Puzzling Evidence Show is your periodic respite from life's hideous mind-slaughtering monotony and never-ending assault on sanity. (written by chatGPee) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

Welcome to "The Puzzling Evidence Show," the groundbreaking improvisational radio program where anything can happen! Join hosts Mixmaster Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. Hal Robins as they delve into the mysteries of the universe from a SubGenius perspective, explore the quirks of human behavior, and provide witty commentary on the absurdities of modern life. With a mix of improvisation, humor, irreverent wit, and live callers these masters of the unexpected will keep you on the edge of your seat as they navigate the unpredictable waters of live radio. From bizarre news stories to off-the-wall interviews with call-in and live in-the-studio guests from all walks of life, no topic is off-limits on "The Puzzling Evidence Show." So tune in, turn on, and drop out of your mundane boring routine as Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. Hal Robins take you on a wild ride of improvisation, comedy, and enlightenment. You never know what's going to happen next on "The Puzzling Evidence Show!" (written by chatGPT) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

The 2002 SubGenius Executive Retreat - The Next 100 Years - A Puzzling Evidence Show Podcast - S6E5 This Show is dedicated to the memory of Don S. Joyce (2/9/44-7/22/15) Here's a real TREAT from the vault - Not For The Weak At Heart FIVE HOUR SHOW!! Can You Endure? (Originally broadcast on KPFA December 27th, 2002) Per Bud Good, "All the subgenie big wigs from all over the few parts they're from are meeting on the air, live and remote from Sulfur Palms. There are no roads to Sulfur Palms. UMN's Bud Good and co-host Puzzling Evidence combine two separate shows to make a five hour audio spectacle of this rare summit retreat. The theme of this retreat is "The Next 100 Years," and the executive discussions never end, lurching through the Next 100 Years panel, staggering through the awards dinner, and ending up with some contentious disagreements over church reform in which much is swept under the prayer rug, all the candles representing pure evil are put out, and everyone returns to their respective centers of operation and appear unchanged." This might be the First Annual SubGenius Executive Banquet Retreat and Budget Analysis - This Five-Hour Show is hosted by Negativland's Don Joyce as Bud Good of United Media Net-Web and Over The Edge Show Fame Along with the regulars Master Mixotologist Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond and Chief Know-It-All Dr. Hal, special Guest Stars include Rev. Ivan Stang, Princess Wei R. Do, "SubGenius Church: The Next Hundred Years" leads the discussion topics", Gary G'Broagfran, Palmer "LIES" Vreedees shows up IN PERSON, Along with Bishop Joey of the First Church Of The Last Laugh, and Spazz-Pope Imhopep Michael Peppe; Mindblowing NEW Dogma; PRAISE JILO; Fun Times; Clowns, Gorillas, Space Aliens and Beautiful Nude Women, Prainus Rolls, Weak LSD; Stang Plan of Random Dieties; Much Improvised Dogma Ensues; Script Synchronization and Invocation; Naked Doktors Live; Caller Gravy; Philo Tests His Mike; Cat Gut Tuning; Slug Sex; Dinner Conversation; The Next Hundred Year Plan in Detail; World River of Slack rids you of Soul Taint; CHOCK FULLA FUN; Waiting To Get The Business; Hookerless Convention; Dinner Is Served; Ok We're Going To Start Over; Finally Giving The Business Report (or not); Awards Program - Philo's acceptance speech; Puzzling's address to techno-nerds; A short break call-in request; G'Broagfran report; A Happening Thang; Win A Date with Dr. Drummond Contest; Remember the "Day"; Various banter; Everyone with a website is a Nazi; Publicity Stunt Backfire, it worked for Negativland but not for CotSG; If you have a safe gun the gun laughs and the bullets tickle; Church Reform; Never have so few profited from so many for so long with such little effort; If Its Not Broke Let's Tamper With It; Sic Semper Tamperis; Saddam's Much Vaunted Berms; Big Dick Passion; Sheena Queen of the Jungle Peppe Story; Sexual Chocolate and 84 year old Mae produce Love Child; Anabolic Gladiators; Bud Good recaps the Show Script; New Programming Rules; Thrown Under the Bus Rug; Potty Break; AWOL Definition; We're Sorry About Everything; Can You Hear Us?; Naked Coed MudWrestling with Tight Abs; By Dobbs Early Light; A Fair Fair where everything is fair; Closing Ceremonies; direct download - http://www.quiveringbrain.com/RadioShow/2002/OTEPE20021227.mp3 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

Dear Friends, This particular Episode was mixed by Rex Research, the former Bob Nelson, from culling various bits from various Puzzling Evidence Shows and stitching them together into a new Show! I didn't really have anything to do with it other than preparing it for upload. So check this different mix of the same guys out I think it's pretty good. Thanks, Philo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

Philo and Little Puzzling Evidence - The Troll Hunters of Dobbstown A Smelly Troll Plot by Buttly Shitstonville Philo Drummond is just an ordinary seven-year-old boy living in Dobbstown, until he sees a horrifying troll, called Evil Dr. Howlland Owll, climb in through his bedroom window. Evil Dr. Howlland, who is built like a potato filled with rocks and smells like grated rotten puke cheese smothered with sauce made from fermented skunks asses, sings a song about making little boys into breakfast. Philo tricks the troll into falling out of his window by telling him that there are child-brain in-between meal snacks outside. He realizes that the troll has to be stopped before he eats any more children and sets to work trying to invent a trap. Meanwhile, in a cave just outside Dobbstown, Little Puzzling Evidenceson starts to suspect that eating children is wrong, and grows tired of hunting with his fellow trolls. He decides to live as a vegetarian. After a brief misunderstanding involving an extra chicken leg and lashings of ketchup, Philo and Little Puzzling team up to stop the trolls, using a catapult that fires rotten durian fruit. They lure the trolls by creating a big mound of crusty socks and boogers. Praise for Philo and Little Puzzling - The Troll Hunters of Dobbstown "I can smell Evil Dr. Howlland Owll from here!"- Zob Gloop "What a terrifying tale. I hope a troll never climbs in through my window. I don't think I've got any durian fruit."- The Daily Tale "About as frightening as a very small mouse standing on a tiny pillow, but it does warm my heart to read about children and trolls working together."- Enid Kibbler "Grated rotten puke cheese? Yuck!"- Hit the Spoof --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message

Voices Include Puzzling Evidence, Philo Drummond, Dr. Hal, Cardhouse Robot. Gubment Paranoia opens the Show with Burning Man Helicopter Black Ops Cops, concept of friendship and people yeah people with middle of the night programming; What is radio? Philo, this guy said frop on the air?, Dr. Hal cautions the listening audience; Guys flap their meat; backwoods techno-geeks show how it's done; caller brings down show with negative self talk; Radio Consumers want their stuff; Sad Story of Reverend DiCarli and 10,000 Balloons to Dobbstown; Philo won't stop talking about radio (he's reading from a book); Audience characteristics; Original Pamphlet holders can get a free seat in the bilge tank seating area; Get Your Ticket Punched at Dobbstown; More Radio Bullshit; How Radio Is Done Part 1 billion and 2; Why Does Your Audience Keep Listening; Caller Waxes Poetic; Why Do Monkeys Eat Bananas?; Borange, the only word that rhymes with Orange; Lie Hard; The Internet Has It's Own Spaceship for X-Day; Power-Generating Pinball Child Seats; Why Not Lucky Charms?; Robot Carnival In Heaven; Sports Seed Time Has Passed, Talk About Seeds Later; Puzzling Evidence's Cryogenic Memory Gap; Taters Out of Craters; The Apes of Wrath; You Can't Be Sure You're Not A Robot; Answer That Phone; Thanks to Gubment Corruption We're Gonna Be RICH!; The Show Contraindications; Doug Kershaw was a Special Cajun; What's New Pussycat; The Face of The Guy Show; Laugh Getter Type Things Not To Do At X-Day; Overestimating Tolerance Levels; Running From Scissors; Don't Interrupt Me, I'm Trying To Think; Barrel of Monkeys? Fun? I Don't Think So; The Viking Sword; Unscheduled 420 Break while Too Long J-Pop Plays; Watching YouTube On The Radio Is Not Cool; Global Civilization Fallacy and The Boredoms: Coincidence?; Music Fighter; Looking At The Listeners on the Special Show App; Wheel of Fortune Winner: Jesus Smoked C__s__f__lds; Movie and Cigarette Talk; You Can Hear Them Talk About Things They're Watching That The Listeners Cannot See; They're Made Of Meat; I'm Going To Ask You Some Questions While Winding Down The Show; https://www.soundboard.com/sb/israelyplane; Philo's Birthday is Today!; Teachers of Peaches; The Indian Tomb with Debra Paget - CHECK IT OUT!!; The Show's Over Now Dream Fluff Time!! See You Next Time --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/philo-drummond/message