Two retired veterans argue politics, social and cultural issues from a no-nonsense approach. With a lot of levity thrown in.
Not too many people are paying attention, but there is about to something frightful or spooktacular, depending on your view point, happening in the race for governor of Virginia. For the first time in a long time it looks like the Republicans have a real chance there. Want some evidence? Democrats staged a desperate, boarding on stupid stunt in an attempt to link the Republican candidate to the white nationalist rally held in Charlotte during Trump's time as President. It not only failed, it actually backfired. Dems are now in full panic mode as they should be. Tune in to hear us break this down. Also tonight, Top 5 lists of our favorite candy and horror movies. It's a 2 for 1 Halloween Extravaganza. It will help tremendously if you go into these lists just accepting the fact that we are right and you are wrong. Click to find out which it the greatest candy ever. UF/UF 342: Fright and Upset in VA Governor's Race
He's back! James Tiberius Kirk, Captain, USS Enterprise, United Federation of Planets is back in space. Well actually it was William Shatner went into space, at 90 years old no less. A short flight aboard a Jeff Bezos sponsored Blue Origin flight took Shatner and 3 other passengers into space. A publicity stunt? Of course. But these flights, devoid of "professional" astronauts, are becoming more and more common place. Shatner's flight will provide some info on what happens to the aged in space. Again he's 90. Add that to the effort by Elon Musk to create vehicles that can get to and colonize mars, and old Captain Kirk could very well be contributing to a world that eventually looks like the show he was on in the 60s. While here on earth fans from the University of Tennessee trash their own stadium because they were unhappy at the placing of a football by the official. God bless America. All that and more on tonight's' episode of UF/UF The Podcast. But you gotta click. UF/UF 41: To boldly go...
So not for nothing, but we predicted this way back. I mean like prior to Biden taking office. His problems would not come from conservatives but from within his own party. And now almost 10 months into his first year, here we are. The Squad as they call themselves, the radical left wing part of the democratic party, has taken Biden and Pelosi head on and won. Stopping a 3.5 trillion dollar bill aimed at infrastructure that had plenty of republican votes to pass. We deep dive in what this means for both parties and the mid-term elections creep closer. Also tonight, robot-dogs - man's best friend or humanities' extinction? Click the link and be warned. UF/UF 340: The Enemy Within.
We are being told constantly to follow the science. But what science is that? And who's science? And why aren't we following the science in any other facet of our lives, like say human biology? And if f*&king science is so great why don't we have light sabers yet? Lot's questions, not many answers. No worry, we'll make some stuff up. Click and be educated, or you know... not. UF/UF 339: Weird Science We are being told constantly to follow the science. But what science is that? And who's science? And why aren't we following the science in any other facet of our lives, like say human biology? And if f*&king science is so great why don't we have light sabers yet? Lot's questions, not many answers. No worry, we'll make some stuff up. Click and be educated, or you know... not. UF/UF 339: Weird Science
So says WWE wrestler KANE! Otherwise known as Knox County Mayor Glenn Jacobs. The mayor sent a letter to President Biden declaring that Knox County Tennessee will not comply with vaccine mandate for businesses with 100 or more employees. No reply from the President or the Undertaker as of yet. Stay tuned. Meanwhile the people who are supposed to be looking out for the poor, or so they claim, are going to Met Gala's in custom made expensive dresses yelling about taxing the rich. I'll let the irony sink in for you all who get it. All this plus Nikki Minaj's cousin's friend's balls tonight on Episode 338 of UF/UF The Podcast.
So says my broadcast partner and a host of other people. The he? That would be the 45th President of the United States, Donald John Trump. I also believe he's going to run although he's only teased it and not come right and said he's running. The big question we tackle tonight; who can beat him from the repub or dem side if he does try to become the 47th President of the US? Also tonight, in his climate speech Biden says we don't call them tornadoes anymore. That was surprising news to us quite frankly. So the other hot question we'll answer for you all is what do we now call those killer, twisting, funnels, of rotating debris? Tune in to get Hupp's Top 5 List of culturally appropriate names for said twisty things. But you gotta click. UF/UF 337: He's Running
The Texas abortion law has dominated the news cycle, almost pushing the Afghan debacle into the background. As a pro-lifer myself, I get it. The law basically outlaws abortion as most women would never know if they were pregnant after just 6 weeks. I don't have a particular issue with that. The other part... The bounty portion of the law, where you could be in for a $10 grand payday for ratting out your neighbor for getting or aiding anyone in getting an abortion to include the Uber or Lyft ride, is causing all kinds of issues for dems and repubs alike. We discuss that, the Afghan issue, college football being back, and Joe Rogan's about face on the danger of Covid, (now that he has it). Don't miss it. Click. UF/UF 336: Your neighbor's keeper.
Heads up New Orleans peeps. IDA is coming and she's not happy. When we started the pre production of todays' episode IDA was a tropical storm or TS for short. Now just two days later she's a full blown Cat 4 Hurricane hitting the New Orleans area almost 16yrs to the day that other bitch rolled in. Probably too late for y'all yo get out if you haven't already. Either way good luck to all of our Louisiana friends. And tune in to hear more about your situation as well as talk about Afghanistan, our favorite Texas legislator's 3rd attempt at getting a vote on tougher voter laws, and the link between hotdogs and the end of days. All tonight on the 335th Episode of UF/UF The Podcast. UF/UF 335: ID'A know man, that's a big storm!
The NFL has instituted some serious covid protocols and penalties for the unvaxxed players among them. In turn the most pampered, spoiled, ass kissed athletes on the planet are crying about "mah freedooommssss!" So is the NFL overreaching as the normally do? Are the players giant cry babies? Can it be both? Maybe, but you'll have to listen. We also break down the race for the dumbest Democrat currently serving in government federal and state levels. The winner may surprise you... But you gotta click. UF/UF 334: NFL - No Freedom League
The house of the Mouse may have gone too far this time. Disney screwed over one of it's starts for one of if not the biggest franchise they've ever owned. Disney released the new Black Widow movie, staring Scarlett Johannsen as Avenger Black Widow, to it's streaming platform one week after the movie debuted in theaters. And by the way it was raking in the cash the first week it opened. The release to the streaming platform some 6 months early has cut the profits of the movie and Scar Jo's profits considerably. Mickey may have stepped in it this time. Give me the smart hot tough chick over the stupid mouse any day of the week. Oh yeah and Trump is running for president in 2024. So there's that. UF/UF 333: Black Widow takes bite out of Mickey
Former President Trump teases Hannity's Fox audience that he's made a decision about the 2024 Presidential election. He then refused to say what his decision was. He did manage to tout his skill on that pesky test he took last year where he correctly answered all 30 questions from an exam he thought was about his IQ. Sadly all he took was a dementia diagnostic tool they give to patients with traumatic brain injury, the elderly who shows signs of dementia, and everything in between. Also tonight, should you be allowed on the US Olympic team if your sole purpose is to protest the US? Where does freedom end and patriotism begin? Hupp and I fix all of that in tonight's episode of UF/UF The Podcast.
Rudy is in a jam. With Trump no longer covering for him, Rudy Giuliani is at the will and whim of the court system. And much like his track record in helping the former president challenge the 2020 election, Rudy is losing big time. America's mayor, the king of New York after the September 11th attacks in 2001, has been told by the state courts of NY he is no longer welcome to practice law there. He has bigger problems too. Rudy is staring down the barrel of a multi-billion dollar lawsuit from the voting machine company he has maligned by saying they threw the election to Biden in Nov of 2020. He won't be alone there as Lin Wood and Sidney what's her name will also be facing that lawsuit. Wonder who Rudy's lawyer will be?
A new fad is on the horizon. You've not heard of it? Surely not. You better get on board. Every dictator will be styling it this season. It's the Un diet. As in North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. The would be moronic despot looked markedly thinner in his first public appearance in some time. Now word comes, from Un himself, that North Korea is facing a "tense food crisis." Word on the street is it's likely that around 3 million North Koreans have dies from starvation over the last several years. If true that number may balloon now that the most dishonest man on the planet is admitting to a food shortage in his own country. Is the Un story believable? Yeah kind of. You know if the food is short, Un is getting the lion's share of it and he's still dropping weight like an aging swimsuit model stung out on Cali's finest blow. Peep for yourself.
Well gang, someone beat us to it. Something we've all dreamed about doing at some point in our lives; slapping the French people. Of course you can't slap them all. So what's the next bets thing? Slapping their national representative. That's right, Damien Tarel was all of us when he busted the French president Macron in the face at a rope line. Here's the issue, from the initial pics we saw, the slapper looked like a woman. Sorry Damien. And he was eventually captured and charged to 4 months in the slammer. Totally worth it. Nice work Tarel. We talk about other stuff too. Click. UF/UF 329: Saint gifle heureux !! Macron Slapped Silly!
Will he though? Trump has been led to believe that he will be reinstated as President by August of this year. Who is leading him to believe that you ask? Behold: The psycho on the left is Mike Lindell AKA My Pillow Guy. The other one is Sidney Powell, Trump's lawyer he jettisoned after she claimed Hugo Chavez rigged the machines to throw the election to Biden. Hugo took the eternal dirt nap about a hundred years ago so yeah bye bye Sid. Either way both of these knuckle heads have been making separate loud public statements about the election and Trump being reinstated by August due to the evidence they each have dug up on their very own. According to people in the know, the former President has taken to believe those two morons, telling his inner circle to make ready to return to the Oval Office. Stay tuned people. And click. UF/UF 328: He'll be back!
What a week! Hard to know where to start. Even harder to know where to stop. We could go on for days about this past week. Let's see. Phil Mickelson won the PGA Championship at 50yrs of age. MTG busted out her Mexican accent for the hometown crowd. Not kidding. Republicans blocked the Jan 6th commission, having no desire to learn anything more about the attack on the democracy over which they preside. And a Nashville hat store started selling yellow Stars of David that read Not Vaccinated on them. The store owners justification? She wanted to make sure the same thing that happened to the Jews in Nazi Germany didn't happen here. I imagine that makes sense in some alternate reality, but I doubt it. Unfortunately for her she got a crash course in market capitalism. Will it likely be the end of her business? Click here to find out! UF/UF 327: The crazy, it's spreading!
Well, they're at it again. Not that this should come as a surprise, but terrifically smug and sanctimonious Chris Cuomo of CNN has been conspiring with his brother, the Governor of NY, over the governor's sexual harassment issues. The arrogance by both men is unbelievable but not surprising. We'll break it all down and dish out the appropriate amount of disdain and vulgarity this situation demands. Plus Tony attacks the science from Planned Parenthood of using a cut up rubber glove as a condom for the small penised among us. Listen. You know you want to. UF/UF 326: Another No No Cuomos
Now we're gettin somewhere. If you've followed us at all you know we are always here for the rough stuff. And finally the two young guns in congress are getting after it. It's North vs South, Georgia vs New York, MTG vs AOC. Good looking members of congress with names so long they both go by their edgy monograms. This could be a solid bout. AOC is more diminutive but feisty hailing from the mean streets of the Bronx and part of Queens. MTG is a sexy gym rat, chiseled and toned on her own training business ironically enough also in the 14th district. In this case that means Dade, Polk, and Catoosa counties in the northwest corner of Georgia. Tough to pick a philly in this race. In the octagon I'm going MTG; a trained fighter with a good history of living in the gym. In the streets I'm going with AOC, the former bartender from the Bronx. We'll see how this plays out, but you know what we're hoping for. Fingers' crossed. UF/UF 325: MTG vs AOC who ya got?
We at UF/UF the Podcast would like to wish all the Moms out there a most happy Mother's Day. On to the show. Yeah man it's on like Donkey Kong. What started out as a small dispute over fishing rights is escalating quickly. Navy ships from both sides came to the fore and it was about to break out when the French fishermen fired off a few flares, yelled some obscenities' and sailed away. Sainte vache! Where have we seen this before. I think we all know how this movie ends. Surrender like the French and click the link. UF/UF 324: France v Britain Who ya got?
Bitten by the hand that fed him. Hoisted on his own petard. And any other euphemism that applies to the situation America's Mayor finds himself in at the moment. Rudy was raided by the Department of Justice under a warrant that does not require his consent or knowledge before or after it's executed. But Rudy knows the score. He used to execute these all the time and has long been a champion of their use. Until the other day. They got Rudy, they got his files, the got his Cloud, they got it all. The question remains what will all that data and info tell them? Can't wait to find out.
It's over. After 20 years, finally and officially over. The war in Afghanistan is done. In what no one will recognize as a truly bi-partisan effort, President Biden officially ended the war and set the date for the troops to come home. Paying off on a promise President Trump made during his campaign in 2016 and set in motion in 2020. As 24 and 22 year veterans ourselves, of course Hupp and I are biased and all in favor. Presidents Bush and Obama both made threats/promises to get the troops back but it was Presidents Trump and then Biden who managed to actually get it done. This is clearly not getting nearly the play it deserves. Go figure. Neither side can manage to turn it into a political missile to fire at the other so of course no lip service from the "media". Not a problem. As per usual, Tony and I will carry the water for those so called professionals who have long since forgotten what professionalism means. UF/UF 322: When Johnny Comes Marchin Home
This one is hard to believe really. I grew up on 60 Minutes, and Andy Rooney, and the original crew of respected journalists. And it took all of 60 seconds to undo 53 years of solid programming. They owned the slot after the NFL late game Sundays on CBS. Now they own the same moniker as most media, conservative or liberal, liars. Click as we parse out the sad tail of a once respected news source. UF/UF 321: 60 Minutes to Irrelevance
So yeah former Speaker of the House John Boehner wrote a book. And drank. And drank some more. Then wrote some more. And it's glorious. This will for sure be on the UF/UF Top 10 reading list for 2021. Anyone who drunkenly cusses out Ted Cruz in his memoir is automatically my new favorite author. Hunter Biden and Congressman Mat Gaetz have PR issues. Like real issues. Like probably going to jail issues. Baseball takes a social stand. We'll tell you why they messed up big time. All that and more on the Easter episode of UF/UF The Podcast. Click the link you little bunny. UF/UF 320: The Speaker Speaks!
It couldn't get worse for the NY Governor could it? Hell yeah it can. And he's more than willing to make it worse for himself. Oh Andrew, why do you have to be the way you are? Turns out his brother, CNN anchor Chris Cuomo, is in on it; taking special benefits for himself and his family. Also tonight! Friend of the podcast Joe Biden, AKA The President, does his first press conference. Cringe worthy at times, decent at others. Tony and I break it all down for you. So listen baby. UF/UF 319: Oh No Cuomo!?!
Fun with numbers. It was one of those weeks folks. And it started bad from the jump. For future reference we are on episode 318. For some reason our lazy intern keeps sliding in a 217 or a 213 here and there. Rest assured she'll be dealt with. Also be assured no matter the number, the product is as good as always. Speaking of numbers... How many times did President Biden trip up the stairs in one go? That would be three. How many times was it replayed on FOX News? That would be eleventy billion. How many times did MSNBC show Trump and Pence tripping the same way? Well it's more than the other number, but I've run out of catchy names for it. On the plus side of the numbers issue, and in line with our continuing effort to be more positive this year... That's 57 year old Kathy Jacobs below, who appeared at an open call for older models for Sports Illustrated's swim suit edition. We here at UF/UF the Podcast applaud their choice and believe firmly in beauty being in the eye of the beholder. We behold her to be stunning.
As if the case against NY Governor Andrew Cuomo wasn't bad enough, now both NY Democrats in the Senate are calling for his ouster. Senators Kristi Gillibrand and Chuck Schumer have told Cuomo it's time to go. Andrew's response: I ain't going nowhere. So yeah that should make for a fun summer as more sexual assault/harassment victims come forward to accuse the embattled Governor. Stay tuned. Also tonight, Tucker Carlson goes after pregnant women in the military and it goes exactly how you'd expect. So slide FOX NEWS into the "We no longer back the military" column. Definitely stay tuned on this one. All that and more on tonight's episode of UF/UF The Podcast. But you gotta click. UF/UF 217: Time to go Cuomo
Cleveland Browns QB Baker Mayfield answers the question of whether or not we are alone in the universe. Reporting on his Instagram feed that he and his wife, and a shit ton of other Texans, saw a UFO near their home in Texas. While not a Browns fan like Hupp, I am a Mayfield fan. I believe him and I await our alien overlords. There is a different kind of alien invasion is on the horizon and no one wants to talk about it. Thousands of unaccompanied kids are reportedly moving towards the US southern border to find a new home in the land of the free. The last time Biden was in the government as VP the administration dropped off thousands of unaccompanied kids to various health departments in various states in the middle of the night. How will now President Biden handle this seemingly similar issue? You gotta click, if for no other reason than to hear Hupp threaten Aliens for trying to abduct his QB. UF/UF 316: We Are Not Alone!
1 And God spake all these words, saying, 2 I [am] the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. 3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me. 4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness [of any thing] that [is] in heaven above, or that [is] in the earth beneath, or that [is] in the water under the earth: 5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God [am] a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth [generation] of them that hate me; Exodus Ch 20 1-5 KJV
The Rover has landed, the Rover has landed. During the live taping of the podcast today the Rover landed on the Martian surface in spectacular fashion. Not only did we get live, color video, but we got sound as well. An amazing achievement. We talk about that and more on today's edition of UF/UF The Podcast. But you gotta click. UF/UF 314: We'll always have Mars
A little impromptu hiatus for the team of UF/UF The Podcast. We're back now and trying to catch up. Annnnnd it looks like we picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. What in the hell have you people been doing while we were away!?! The impeachment is still going? The virus is still going. You dumbasses said it'd be gone by November 6th. Or was it Jan 20th? No matter. And what the hell is with wearing 2 masks? Is that a thing? Anyway click the link and listen as Tony and I get our sea legs and try to unravel the goings on. UF/UF 213: What'd We Miss?
Man who the blue hell knows what to believe anymore. We know Joe Biden will be sworn in on Jan 20th, which is in 3 days. Or do we? The last few posts on Parlor I read, before that site was removed by its owners, seem to claim very confidently that it will be Trump getting sworn in again. Do they know something we don't? Hard to say really. The last post on I read on Twitter claims the My Pillow guy met with Trump this past Friday, advising the President to declare martial law. It seems "big tech" has been suppressing the fact that the Chinese, not the Italians, or the Venezuelans as he originally claimed, altered the election and Trump won by millions. According to Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy, he knows all of this because it's all over the internet. Uh... Mike, you mean the internet "Big Tech" is supposedly suppressing? So will Trump declare martial law or not? Was it the Chinese or the Italians, or the Venezuelans or the god damn Martians? Will the vaccine make you a zombie? Is Bill Gates putting Nano-technology tracking devices into your blood through the vaccine? Who knows. Your guess is as good as ours. We'll discuss. UF/UF 312: Conspiracies to the left of me, Conspiracies to the right of me…
The week has been a year long. It was only 6 days ago that we heard Trump on the phone with Georgia election officials and the GA Secretary of State, trying to force him to rig the election results of that state. And we don't even cover that on this episode. That's how crazy the week has been. Then we watched in real time, live on TV, the President of the United States call the in-coming President illegitimate, shame his own VP Mike Pence, and then encourage a mob to go to the capitol to "help the weaker Republicans in congress." Then America's mayor, (and equally idiotic lawyer), Rudy Giuliani said we need "Trial by Combat". The crowd gave Trump and Rudy what they wanted. Then we watched in horror as an Air Force veteran along with hundreds of others, seduced by ridiculous lies about stolen elections and stupid conspiracy theories about deep state actors, break into our center of government to attack a system that has stood the test of time for over 200 years. She paid for that terrible decision with her life. That horror was followed by seditionists and traitors wearing MAGA gear, attack and eventually kill Capitol Police Officer and National Guard Staff Sargent Brian Sicknick, reportedly beating him with a fire extinguisher. All live in real time. It's been a week of weeks. And I'm afraid we may not be done. Coup d'état by any other name…
I will say one thing, these 12 GOP senators are all in. No behind the scenes stuff. They are out in front demanding that they get to pick the president and overturn the will of about 80 million Americans. In the words of Dodgeball legend Pepper Brooks, It's a Bold strategy Cotton, I wonder if it will pay off. Spoiler! It will not pay off for Ted Cruz and his band of seditionists. This is one wrench they can't dodge. UF/UF 310: If you can dodge a law, you can dodge an election!
Did you think we'd get out of December without some weird sh*# happening? Have you not been paying attention? We got Girls Scouts at war with the Boy Scouts over recruiting, Fauci saying worse Covid is on the way, Chris Christie saying he'll run against Trump in 2024, and now NASA is basically saying the plot from Species and Species II is about to play out in real time with the very late discovery of life on Venus. Like late from 1974 late. Really, could the year have ended any differently? I don't think so. Tune in and we'll sort it out. Plus Tony reveals the UF/UF The Podcast Christmas gift list. I have it on good authority that at least one person is getting a nifty piece of coal emblazoned with the UF UF Logo. You don't want to miss that. Click UF/UF 309: Peace on Earth - Life on Venus
It's been a week people. It's been a week. The fact Tony and I are quarantined and doing the podcast remotely from our respective quarantine bunker's tells you all you need to know about our current situation. But, dare I say, the show must go on! So it will. Click and be assured we are currently safe and reasonably healthy. UF/UF 308: Just a couple of Corona-Bros
Editor's Note: At the time of the podcast the Supreme Court had not yet ruled and we reported they would do so on Monday the 14th of December. They made liars out of us by ruling Friday night, the night we recorded this week's episode, that the case is without merit and would not be heard at all. Thus ends the attempts to subvert a legal election and remain in power. Or does it? UF/UF 308: Sedition by any other name… Well we warned you. We have been saying for a while now Trump will not go quietly into the night. I am surprised by the lack of violence so far, although it's starting to ramp up a bit now. we'll break down the case brought by Texas against the 4 battleground states along with the number of Governors and members of Congress who have signed on to this seditious document. Again this occurred as we were taping. Since that moment several members of congress have back tracked or have tired to make excuses for why they singed on to subvert another state's election. This is where the fun begins.
As team Trump, quarterbacked by Rudy, gets their collective asses kicked in every court room they've entered to the toon of a 1-46 record so far, the country waits and wonders: Was the election rigged? (no, no it wasn't). Can Trump get this thing overturned? (no, no he can't) Was there voter fraud and voting irregularities? (no no ther... oh just hold on one second Jack. Yeah they're was.) Will it overturn the eelction? (No, no it won't) But to needs to be fixed for sure. Click and listen, Hupp will make it all better. Also robots being recognized as people is a thing now. That should be fine. Click UF/UF 306: You Can't Handle the Truth!
Oh Rudy. You're not helping Bro. Not helping at all. And we're not talking about your Walgreens dye job running down both sides of your face. Time for Rudy and the gang to put up or shut up. So far there have been two confirmed cases of voter fraud. Both in Pennsylvania, and both republicans: one dead and one living person who tried to vote twice. We go head long into Rudy and his band of merry lawyers as they try to save dear leader from having to relocate on 20 January. Also global warring is good for our food base as it turns out. who knew? Click UF/UF 206: Meltdown?
Well it appears Snoop Dogg called it. Trump just can't say goodbye. been a crazy week and I believe it's about to get crazier as the Pres continues to call fraud on the elections in states he lost and accept the results in the states he won. Nothing like leader of the free world undermining the very democracy that he clearly wants to stay in power over. We'll break it down for you. Also Murder Bees! UF/UF 305: Can’t Say Goodbye
No more BS now. Tuesday is time to count it up and see who won. Well at least see who gets more votes. I don't think anyone wins in the current scenario. The next 4 years look to be more chaotic than the last 8 months not matter who is sworn in on Jan 20 of 2021. Don't forget there are some interesting down ticket races going on. Lindsey is all kinds of trouble in South Carolina. Republicans from Kansas, Nebraska, and Arizona are struggling as well. Could be really interesting if Trump wins but loses the Senate. You never know and that's why your vote counts. I'll be there on Tuesday casting mine. Good luck and stay safe. Oh and click the link.
Is it weird in here? Did it just get weird? Did 2 TV lawyers just get busted for handling their junk on some sort of video device? Yes. Yes they did. In a season of crazy we should not be surprised, but here we are. But I mean really who among us hasn't wanted to rub one out during a business plan meeting because we thought the camera's were off? Lookin at you Toobin. Figuratively I mean. Then we have poor Rudy. America's mayor duped by a foreign reporter, who is a total unit by the way so good for the Rud-meister, into coming back to her room after an interview. There we find poor Rudy on the bed on his back like a turtle caught out in the heat of the sun unable to right himself. Well might as well stick my hand down my pants. Again I ask, who among us... Click the link and we'll answer that question. UF/UF 303 Rudy goes Toobin
Editor's Note: At the time of the taping of this podcast the President had not been taken to the hospital. We at UF/UF The Podcast wish President Trump and more so First Lady Melania a speedy recovery. Wow that was something alight. Something terrible and embarrassing. It brought to mind the declaration from King Longshanks in Braveheart when he pondered who to send to negotiate with William Wallace. When the thought of his son came to mind he said this: The mere sight of him would only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country. My friends that sums up the 1st presidential debate in a nutshell. A petulant man-baby who is President and a doddering old man who wants to be President. How have we not been invaded yet? Click the link. UF/UF 302: Option C Please
Yeah so we sold out big time. Everyone has a freaking award show. So why not us? I'm gonna bet no one has an award show quite like our award show. Click the link, sit back and enjoy the first annual UF/UF EFFIES! UF/UF 301: First Annual EFFIES Awards!
After that title do we really need to say anything else. Episode 300! Who would of thought. Strangely slow political news week for some reason. The fervor over Trumps' lies about the pandemic has died down already. Both Trump and Biden did town halls this week to no great excitement. Also Hupp takes us all on a walk down memory lane on this week's Bully Pulpit. Don't miss it. UF/UF 300: THIS WAS SPARTA!
Noooo! Say it isn't so Kim. Sadly 2020 claims another victim. Keeping Up With The Kardashians (KUWTK) is no more. Paris Hilton, who owns that tidy little franchise, has pulled the plug. By the way did you know Paris Hilton is 40? 40! When the hell did that happen? All that deep discussion and more tonight on UF/UF The Podcast, Epidsode 299. UF/UF 299: Where have you gone Kim Kardashian?
Apparently the Democratic nominee for President, and friend of the show, might finally be listening to us. Well not the part about not running in the first place, but the part about "Yo man you better start doing some pressers." At the time of our taping Big Joe, (as we call him), was doing an actual press conference with questions and everything. Fox aired the whole thing in it's entirety, risking the back lash of th4e current President. That's how rare these Biden pressers are. I'm sure he had a lot to say. I really have no clue as we did not listen. He seemed angry and it appears he got through it without forgetting where he was or, more importantly, who he was. The battle for the White House may have actually started in earnest today. We'll see. We talked about other stuff too. Click man, just click. UF/UF 298: It's on now!
In case you missed it, and I know a lot of you did, two big things happened this past week, and then didn't happen. First we have the meteor that most people were hoping just ended it all. Alas, missed us b this much. 2020 rolls on. Second, the Milwaukee Bucks of the NBA staged a walkout/boycott of their playoff game against the Orlando Magic over the shooting in Kenosha WI. Another huge swing and a miss. All by the NBA players. This occurred on a Wednesday afternoon. By the time other leagues, MLB, NHL, WNBA, PGA, NFL training camp, knew it was happening it was Wednesday early Thursday. They all decided to join the boycott of their respective sports in some fashion. By late Thursday the NBA voted and decided to resume their playoff season, leaving all the other leagues in the lurch. Nice work guys. Thanks for nothing. If you want to hear my profanity laced rant, click the button. UF/UF 297: The boycott that never was…
The US Post Office is under attack. But is it really? Hupp and I explain the hullaballoo surrounding the institution stared by Ben Franklin and now being run by some dumbass that doesn't know that stamps cost money. Also stay tuned in for our breakdown of the Democratic National Convention. Joe is the man for the job. But is he really? All that and more tonight on: UF/UF The Podcast Episode 296: Neither rain, nor snow, nor gloom night...
So Trump wants to delay the election. Or so he tweeted out Thursday. Can he do that? Does he get to remain in office past 20 Jan with no election? Both great questions and spoiler, both are a resounding No. We'll break it all down along with a top five list of our issues should Tony and I get in the race Trust me, these bitches don't want us running. Click and donate to our presidential fund. (We don't have one, but that would be cool if we did.) UF/UF 295: Checks and Balances
Alice Cooper was onto something when they penned that student favorite in 1972. Little did he know... That's the current political football right now. To school or not to school, to go to school in reality or in a real building. Much like the NCAA, this issue is has never been about the kids themselves. We will break it down and reveal our own choices on our progeny's school method for the upcoming semester. That plus a whole lot more in tonight's episode of UF/UF The Podcast Episode 294: School's Out…Forever
Cancel to the left of me, cancel to the right. Here I am stuck in the middle with you... Or something like that. Yeah man lets cancel everything and everybody. That way we can be sure we stamped out everything of which we disapprove. Well you can cancel my ass to, cause I've had about enough of all of you. Click the in and listen in to see if we've said something that will get us canceled. UF/UF 293: Cancel Me Baby