Ballots and Bottles

This week the ladies are covering their lives- Ellen focusing on updates from Halloween weekend and Lexi bitching about how Heather gets all the attention at bars. Less important, but likely a reason you might listen, we're also covering the news. Focusing primarily on the Washington Nationals visit to the White House and Impeachment. Thankfully, Lexi makes Ellen break down what's going on with the impeachment scenario by having her compare it to being back in high school. You're welcome. Flavor of the week has a bite... YOU'LL GET IT IF YOU LISTEN. As always, Follow @ballotsandbottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem @LKDubbs521 on social media and subscribe & review. 5 stars only, everyone know's the rules.

Welcome to this weeks of Ballots and Bottles - Have We Missed Anything? Flavor of the week: Chai Tea Mead from Honeymaker’s 2019 Chai Mead 10/10 would drink again Ellen and Lexi are back…again…Lexi is almost done with her wedding season. Ellen has no friends so she banged out her two weddings back to back. They’re tackling Lexi’s health problems, Ukraine, and if Katie will be able to get over her Hill. There are also multiple shout outs of the week. Make sure to check out the Destination Different podcast this week, Ellen & Lexi are interviewed on it and Lexi is funny! As always, Follow @ballotsandbottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem @LKDubbs521 on social media and subscribe & review

This week were talking about one night stands that have nothing to do with Heather. Ugh, we know. However, we're using the analogy to talk about Saudia Arabia's oil bombing... Let's not forget- serious subjects, careless coverage.... Also, we've got a shout out of the week and a ding dong of the day, and the ladies are bringing their hot takes on red heads to the table. If you're wondering if you have a high performing Instagram profile, tune in. And if you'd like additional consultation, we are available. Flavor of the Week: "Just Outstanding IPA" from Kernwood Brewing Company. Their story is pretty cool, and their beer is pretty "clean". Also discussed- Vaping, Bachelor in Paradise, Saturday Night Live drama, Congressional Race and our own very personal, very intimate, very mediocre life updates. As always, Follow @ballotsandbottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem @LKDubbs521 on social media and subscribe & review. 5 stars or unsubscribe (Jk, please don't, love you).

On this week's episode the ladies discuss topics like John Bolton, Trump inviting the Taliban to America and Chrissy Teigen. The common theme with these stories is that most of the correspondences took place on twitter - the leading platform for national security.... Flavor of the week: "Nothing but a G Thing" for our girl Chrissy Teigen who's nothing but a G thing. Also discussed- Ellen and Lexi's lives, vaping, brief coverage on the black market and some really great analogies to help you process the hard hitting subjects that Lexi can't comprehend. As always, Follow @ballotsandbottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem @LKDubbs521 on social media and subscribe & review. 5 stars only, everyone know's the rules.

Welcome to this weeks of Ballots and Bottles - Sweet Home Alabama the Sequel Flavor of the week: Abandoned at Lefty’s by Lefty's Brewing Company. It is an Stout - Imperial / Double Ellen and Lexi are back…almost out of Bacherlorette & wedding season…to tackle Heathers dating life, Hurricane Dorian, a badass chick, and how Scarlett Johansson is ruining her career. Also discussed is the important conspiracy that Ronan Farrow’s father is Frank Sinatra, not Woody Allen. As always, Follow @ballotsandbottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem @LKDubbs521 on social media and subscribe & review

Welcome to this weeks of Ballots and Bottles - Dating and Democratic Debates Ellen and Lexi are back to tackle the tough subjects like Lexi’s dating life and why 3 hours is inappropriate for debates ON A SCHOOL NIGHT! Also discussed is the American teens being held in Italy for murder, and the Gilroy Garlic Festival shooting. As always, Follow @ballotsandbottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem @LKDubbs521 on social media and subscribe & review

Daddy's Dairy by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi

Welcome to this weeks of Ballots and Bottles - Life Starts at Contraception @Lexidussi is joined with @LKDubbs521 aka Leah aka our boss on todays podcast. @EllenFlem’s house is in chaos and so isn’t’ her life Catch up on tWhat is going on in the world of politics and pop culture. The two discuss Ted Bundy, #GOT, Britney Spears, Alabama’s abortion law and Facebook possibly in an anti-trust situation As always, Follow @ballotsandbottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem @LKDubbs521 on social media and subscribe & review

Welcome to this weeks of Ballots and Bottles - a Special 2020 campaign addition @LexiDussi is in Greece with her family - so the team recorded this previously, but the information is basically the same Catch up on the Democratic candidates - with details on the top five currently polling P.S. I kept saying there was 21 with Joe Biden, but there’s 20 including him. I’m not making podcasts because I’m good at math people -Ellen Follow @ballotsandbottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem ➡️Episode- 2020 Democratic Candidates Special • • • • • #ballotsandbottles #podcast #lexidussi #ellenfleming #entertainment #news #politics #popculture #millennials #alcohol #video #2020 #PresidentialCampaign #JoeBiden #Beto #Biden

Welcome to this weeks episode of Ballots and Bottles. This week the ladies invite Ted Amendola aka Hot Takes Teddy to going the show. He's bringing some heavy opinions, starting with his review of Hitchhiking Ghosts, Brouwerij West for this weeks flavor of the week. The ladies pass on their updates so Ted can tell us more about himself and more about what he thinks about the infamous Heather Moody. They are covering topics ranging from- Robert Kraft and where to get a "happy ending", the redacted Mueller Report, House Bill 1155, Aaron Schook at Coachella, George Zimmerman being banned from Bumble and Casey Anthony/Jodi Arias in between. Serious subjects, careless coverage.... Follow @ballotsandbottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem for the worlds flakiest news. And follow @Ted at @teddygrahams91 because he's single.

Welcome to this weeks of Ballots and Bottles. Lexi brings the flavor of the week, Belhaven Scottish Ale by Belhaven Brewery Company…. which she agrees is rich, nutty and smooth. @EllenFlem and @LexiDussi are giving you updates from last week regarding the college admission scandal, vegan breast milk and the Mueller report (which will not be color coded….just regular coded). Next up, is the Notre Dame Cathedral fire, Julian Assange and most importantly Gypsy Rose Blanchard. Follow @ballotsandbottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem

Welcome to this weeks episode of Ballots and Bottles. This week the ladies spend 80% of their time talking about themselves and then spend 20% talking about the news which they end up relating back to their own lives, per usual. You're welcome. This week the ladies are talking about their "Fuck off Funds" or in Lexi's case her lack there of. They also focus on topics like the continued evolution of the College Admissions Scandal, 2020 Presidential Primary, The Mueller Report (which Lexi pronounces incorrectly the entire episode without any support from Ellen) and the Royal Family Drama! Ellen, although not drinking, is promoting Ravens Wood Zinfandel which she describes as a drink you can enjoy over dinner or chug without the added discomfort of acid reflux. This week were reaching out to all of our vegan friends and wondering "can you breast feed a vegan baby?" Serious subjects, careless coverage.... Follow @ballotsandbottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem for the worlds flakiest news but best transitions.

Welcome to this weeks of Ballots and Bottles. @EllenFlem and @LexiDussi are talking about themselves…why else do you come back? Lexi is bringing Morland Brewery’s Old Speckled Hen for this weeks Flavor of the week. The ladies discuss Joe Biden, Nipsey Hussle, the southern border, and the arrest at Mar-a-lago. Also, if anyone is a financial planner who could help us- let us know Follow @ballotsandbottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem

Welcome to this weeks episode of Ballots and Bottles, but more importantly please welcome our boss Leah Kaliher Williams to the show! Leah brings this weeks flavor of the week to the table- but we're switching it up from alcohol to CBD. Of course we're talking about the important subjects like Jussie Smollett, Kraft and the Mueller Report, but most importantly were talking the WWE. Follow @BallotsBottles (Twitter) @BallotsandBottles (Insta) @LexiDussi @EllenFlem

Welcome to this weeks of Ballots and Bottles. @EllenFlem and @LexiDussi are taking on todays hottest issues…Speaking about issues, Ellen and Lexi naturally start by discussing themselves. Ellen is standing #WithWendy and Lexi just discovered Bohemian Rhapsody. As for the news, they are catching up on Kraft, Trump disrespecting McCain for the 1 millionth time, South Korean spy camera trend, and the soon to be released Mueller report. Follow @BallotsBottles (Twitter) @BallotsandBottles (Insta) @LexiDussi @EllenFlem

Welcome to this weeks episode of Ballots and Bottles. Once again, the ladies are podcasting first thing in the morning, but Ellen is still here to tell us about Lone Pine's American Sour Ale. The Raspberry Sparkler is the perfect drink for all of our listeners who enjoy sour beer with a splash of flavor. Subjects this week range from nukes, the Robert Kraft sex scandal, Lori Laughlin and Joe Biden. Not many podcast have that. kind. of. diversity. WE'RE ALL OVER THE INTERNET. Check out our videos and content out on Instagram- follow @BallotsandBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi. And help us our and write a review (five stars only.

Welcome to Ballots and Bottles. This week the ladies are podcasting first thing in the morning, but that isn’t stopping Lexi from cracking open a “coffee” beer a.k.a. Mother Earth Brew Co.’s Cali Creamin’ Vanilla Cream Ale. This week, if you’re the first to reach out to @BallotsandBottles or @LexiDussi – you will have a chance of trying it yourself. Subject this week stretch from Michael Cohen to Michael Jackson with a little Kim Jong Un sprinkled in between…and that long list of names that circled around twitter this week that you probably had no interest in clicking on – they cover that too. Follow @BallotsandBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and write a review (five star only)

Welcome back the hottest podcast of 2018. Kidding, but 2019 is looking like our year. To everyone wondering where we went, we don't have a good answer BUT we're back and we're coming into 2019 with guns blazing (is that even PC to say anymore?). Lexi and Ellen are recording a morning session, so they aren't drinking but they're still bringing the hottest recommendations to the table. Tune in to learn how to make whiskey a part of your morning routine! There's too much to cover since their last recording, but they get you up to speed with the highlights quick- touching on things like their vacation to Mexico, Heather's (Lexi's Roommate) para social relationship with her Pelaton trainer, Ellen's lack of hygiene, etc. As for politics, they spend the majority of the time talking about Michael Cohen and Trumps next visit with Kim Jong Un. Make sure to check out their recent video on Instagram @BallotsandBottles Listen, subscribe, review and tell everyone you know. Follow us on @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi

Welcome to this week's episode of Ballots and Bottles. Lexi Dussi and Ellen Fleming are here on the most American of American Holidays(except July 4th, Veteran’s Day, Memorial Day, Presidents Day….ect) THANKSGIVING! They are talking about themselves, a dead rat, Lexi’s papus grocery shopping……and then Saudi Arabia, Nancy Pelosi and Trump’s latest pardon. Lexi isn’t drinking….because she’s technically working. Ellen is drinking a mix drink of Apple Cider, Ginger Ale, Can-Apple, and Ole Smokey Apple Pie Moonshine - she highly suggests this for Thanksgiving dinner. If you bring up Trump at your dinner table, make sure to get it on video and pass it along for content. Make sure to check out their Thanksgivings on Instagram @BallotsandBottles and follow them on twitter @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Listen, subscribe, review, tell a friend, tell someone you don’t like, tell whoever! Follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi

This week the ladies are both drinking wine. Ellen is drinking wine her boyfriend brought her and Lexi is also drinking wine her boyfriend brought her... Jk, she doesn't have boyfriend.... she's chugging wine because it's too nasty to sip. As always, they start the episode off by talking about themselves which transitions smoothly into topics like the midterms elections, the California Wild Fires and Michael Avenatti. Audio isn't great this week because Lexi forgets to turn on her mic. THIS IS WHY WE NEED AN INTERN (hit us up if you're interested). Were on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. Five star reviews or bust. @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsBottles

Welcome to this weeks episode of Ballots and Bottles. Lexi Dussi is holding the podcast together this week as Ellen Fleming tries to keep from being overcome with an illness (that is not the flu). Lexi is drinking Blank Canvas’s Cabernet Sauvignon, giving it a 7.6. Ellen is drinking Simply Orange Orange Juice, no pulp. They discuss themselves….then midterm elections, ballot question #1 in Massachusetts, and most importantly Idris Alba. Listen, subscribe, review, tell a friend, tell someone you don’t like, tell whoever! Follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi

This week the ladies celebrate the Red Sox winning the World Series with their drink selections. Ellen goes with a classic Sam Adams October and Lexi is drinking Miller Lite. Wondering how a Miller Lite ties back to the Red Sox? Yeah, it's pretty elaborate... As always, they start the episode off by talking about themselves, which mostly entails Ellen recapping her Halloween weekend and giving Lexi advice on how to save money and become a better instagram user. Main focus for topics this week is closing the loop on the Pipe Bomber. Wondering who he is and what he drives? Well he's a psycho and he drives a white van covered in pro Trump stickers. Shocked? Yeah, neither was the FBI. They also discuss the Shooting in Pittsburgh which leads to a larger conversation around antisemitism. As if racism wasn't enough..... Lastly, with news dropping about Whitey Bulger's death, Ellen shares a chilling story involving her immediate family and reads a portion of a letter that James "Whitey" Bulger wrote himself in response to a letter from her "fake aunt". Have we not given you enough good reasons to listen?? Were on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. Are there topics you want us to talk about? Alcohol you want us to review? People you want us to talk shit about? Intimate details about our personal lives you want us to share? Let us know (but also send us money and/or alcohol). @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsBottles Five star reviews only... unless you're an asshole (....plz don't be an asshole).

This week Ellen is drinking Apple Pie McGillicuddy's and Lexi is drinking Josh Red Blend in honor of her Dad. They focus a good chunk of the episode talking about Ellen's on going battle with what to be for Halloween and Lexi recaps her parents trip to California. In addition to that, they discuss Megyn Kelly and her controversial statement around "black face, Trumps current agenda around the Transgender community, Pipe Bombs and most disturbing two 11 year olds girls plot to kill their classmates with things including but not limited to a pizza cutter. Don’t forget to tweet at the ladies @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsBottles if there are topics you're interested in hearing or just general advice on how to get rich or honestly just compliments. Five star reviews only. Follow us on Instagram for video's, random content, memes, and footage of Lexi's parents @BallotsandBottles

Welcome to this week's episode of Ballots and Bottles. Ellen is drinking #ShipyardBrewing Pumpkinhead with a caramel pumpkin pie spice rim - a solid 8.4. Lexi’s parents are coming over so she’s already two seltzers in by the time they started recording so…… They discuss many controversial topics like the flu shot, T.I.’s new video, Stormy Daniels and Saudi Arabia. Don’t forget to tweet at the ladies @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsBottles and tell them what to be for Halloween. Five star reviews welcomed. Follow us on Instagram @BallotsandBottles

Lexi and Ellen are back, the episode is a few days late, BUT as our good friend Kayne West reminded President Trump last week- "time is a myth". They focus their energy on Kanye's meeting with Trump feat. Jim Brown, Taylor's SWIFT political statement and The Clinton's world tour during and era of the #metoo movement. As always, subscribe and 5 star reviews only. Tell your friends, tell your fam, tell a stranger on the street - we accept all listeners. This is an inclusive podcast! Except for Ellen's mom... Ellen doesn't allow her to listen. Follow us @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsBottles on twitter and @BallotsandBottles on Instagram As always, thank you to our friend, fearless leader, mentor, boss, producer etc. Leah Williams!

Happy Columbus Day People…and by Columbus Day we mean Indigenous People Day - but whatever day you’re celebrating, thanks for listening to Ballots and Bottles The ladies start off recapping their lives, Ellen discusses her break up with America, but it’s just a break. Lexi dives into how she is full blown LA now. Then they discuss Kavanaugh for like two seconds, the Presidential alert, American Hero Story, Pearl Harbor and how Columbus was pretty dumb but got a King and Queen to pay for a trip to the Bahamas sooooo….. Follow us on Twitter @BallotsBottles @Lexidussi @EllenFlem and Instagram @BallotsandBottles where we will be posting polls today - don’t forget to vote!

Alright, we're not talking about Kavanaugh... Ok fine, we talk about him a little bit. But hardly! The ladies spend the majority of their time recapping their gynecologist appointments because while we can't prevent Brett from sitting on the Supreme Court, we can prevent cervical cancer. As always, rate us and subscribe. Tell your friends, tell your fam, tell that guy at the grocery store who spends his time in the pasta sides aisle. That's a clear sign he's lonely and could use a good podcast. Follow us @EllenFlem @LexiDuss @BallotsBottles on twitter and @BallotsandBottles on Instagram Graphic content included- be advised.

Lexi and Ellen are here to bring some levity to the news again…which is tough when all that’s happening is people dying and being sexually assault. They discuss the tragic storms of the past week, ICE making headlines again, Pussy Riot and the Massachusetts gas leaks that led to over 100 fires last week. The focus is of course Brett Kavanaugh. Will he be confirmed? Will he tell the truth? Does he even know the truth? Does Lexi even know his first name? Find out on this weeks episode. As always, rate us and subscribe. Tell your friends, tell your fam, tell a stranger on the street - WE HAVE BILLS TO PAY Follow us @EllenFlem @LexiDuss @BallotsBottles on twitter and @BallotsandBottles on Instagram As always, thank you to our team leader, mentor, boss, producer ect. Leah Williams

This week the ladies are covering their lives, what their drinking, and the top headlines... because let's be honest, the top headlines could all be their own big story. Ellen is drinking a Pina Colada because her parents are in vacation mode and Lexi is drinking a red blend from Dearly Beloved in honor of the season premier of American Horror Story. 5 stars only, we'll settle for 4 if you write us a damn review!! Follow us on twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi, Instagram @BallotsandBottles and Facebook

This week the girls are joined by Pete Blackburn, in his house. They are drinking Daywrecker IPA and the reviews are not great….but it’s 10% abv and Extra American, and that’s all that matters. They shake up this weeks format, each brining one story to talk about. Lexi wants to discuss Nike, Ellen talks anonymous leaks, and Pete talks Kanye’s vision for Pornhub. Most importantly, we have Boots on the Ground from Stormi Daniels performance in Maine during her Make America Horny Again tour. Special shout out to our Producer and fearless leader, Leah Kaiher Williams and her guest (IDK if I can use his name) for the interview that will probably win us a Pulitzer. Follow us @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsBottles, Insta @BallotsandBottles Our guest Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn and listen to his podcast Brunch

It’s an early morning for Ellen and Lexi this week. Strange timing this week led to a very early Monday morning recording. Ellen is drinking coffee….Folgers, with Silk Almond Milk. Lexi is drinking water…….Chrystal Geiser. Sorry guys, Lexi can’t drink before work and Ellen can’t drink before her dogs anal sacs are expressed. They go through headlines, Lexi gives a lesson in impeachment and Ellen cries over McCain’s passing. Follow us on twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi, Instagram @BallotsandBottles and Facebook

Ironically, Ellen is back to drinking 19 Crimes wine this week which is actually kind of appropriate considering the 18 crimes Manafort committed, leaving room for that 1 wild card crime that he's yet to be exposed for. Lexi is drinking an old bottle of Cupcake Rose for no other reason than it was convenient. Starting the episode with a controversial shout out to their Muslim listeners- Happy Eid al-Adha! And ending with a controversial conversation about the Catholic church! The ladies are covering all of the important topics, including their own personal updates, the story surrounding Mollie Tibbetts, Post Malone's emergency landing and Azealia Banks commitment to her nudes. Follow us, rate us and just like PAY ATTENTION TO US @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi

Welcome to this weeks podcast - “ “ Lexi and Ellen are back this week to discuss the things that matter: themselves, headlines and Omarosa. Ellen is drinking Shipyard Melon wheat ale, rating it a 7.6/10. Lexi is drinking Crispin’s Honey Cider, rating it an 8/10. Headlines include learning that corona means crown in Spanish, Ellen having McCains back, discussing if we’re like supposed to boycott Sam Adams (Hint: They’re pro-beer), how the Kardashians are like Sister Wives and Chris Collins ‘would you rather’. The focus is obviously the O word….Omarosa. We don’t get it. Like you’re not a hero….but also we believe you…but you’re also a reality star who took wedding photos at the White House! Follow us on Twitter at @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi & on Facebook @ Ballots and Bottles. Instagram: @BallotsandBottles

Lexi has made a full recovery from the common cold which put the ladies back in the studio for this week's episode. Ellen and Lexi recap their past few weeks. Lexi welcomes Heather back to California and Ellen shares stories from her trip to Portland, ME. As usual, they are drinking. Ellen, because it is part of the show. Lexi, because she has a problem. Whatever. The headlines this week are oddly filled with stories or engagements, marriages, divorces and everything in between. Everyone can hate Lebron next season, but right now WE LOVE HIM. Things we don't love, 3D Guns. People are using printers for all the wrong reasons! Here's the question we should all be asking ourselves- are plastic straws more controversial than guns right now?

Ellen became a millionaire last week and if you don’t know that, you’ve been living under a rock…..which is the audience we appeal to, so we will fill you in. Last week, Ellen received an accidental deposit of 1.1M dollars to her account by mistake. After telling the bank of the mix up, she tweeted it thinking it was a funny situation, and proud she had finally become a millionaire. And from there folk, it went viral. The story has appear quite literally all over the world - Germany, Brazil, Mexico, UAE, Panama, South Africa….just to name a few. Ellen and Lexi are releasing a Ballots and Bottles special episode to discuss the crazy situation Ellen found herself in last week. Listen, subscribe, review @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsBottles Instagram, Facebook, Soundcloud

We’re back! Ellen is home from Aruba/The Cape and Lexi is back in California after being home for two weeks. Don’t worry they will fill you in. The headlines of the week are celeb heavy, thank God because they wrap up with Trump’s SCOTUS pick and NATO (YAWN) Make sure to listen to the end to hear how Ellen is now involved in Cardi B’s drug scheme. Follow us, rate us and just give us attention. @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi

We are back for another great week of news. Well, I suppose it's not a "great" week of news when we're talking about children in cages... but you get the point! Ellen is drinking, Lexi isn't because she started a new workout program. Most important, the ladies give their updates. Lexi shares her experience at the Ice Cream Museum and Ellen talks about her upcoming trip to Aruba. And then of course they cover the top headlines which primarily turns into a quick rundown of their opinions and then they spend the majority of the time talking about the migrant children being torn from their families. WTF? As a friend of ours reminded us- "we like our children like we like our eggs. Cage Free". Listen, review (PLEASE) follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and connect with us on Facebook & Instagram. New content. EVERY DAMN DAY!

We are back for another great week of news, headlines, bullshit and Kim Jong Un, God Bless American….ammi right?! Ellen is drinking House Wine’s limited edition Rainbow Rose with bubbles. Lexi is drinking Stone Brewing’s IM PEACH Double IPA…..and like our thoughts on Trump, we are not fans..... but we can still be friends with you do if you do!! The ladies give their updates, Ellen tells a story about Oliver SIpple - a member of the LGBT community and a forgotten American Hero that never got his day. Check out @BallotsBottles on twitter for a link to Oliver’s Radio Lab episode. They also tell you everything you need to know in 2 mins, then talk about the hottest country of the week - North Korea! Listen, review (PLEASE) follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and connect with us on Facebook & Instagram

It's not the quantity of the stories we tell, its the quality of the content we talk about! And the content is obviously good because its primarily about ourselves... Obviously. Audio is OK, but we're not rich yet, so we can't afford the equipment that makes us sound pretty. Bottom line, we're coming at you with cutting edge news. This week the ladies breakdown everything you need to know in 2 minutes- a mix between pop culture, sports, politics and our environment. Our two top stories? Bill Clinton, obviously. Guy had a really hard time dealing with Craig Melvin this week. And then we talk about controversy surrounding a baker who decided not to bake a gay couple a cake for their wedding. Like WTF?! Per usual... throw us a like, a follow, write a review, tell a friend... do something to acknowledge our existence. Twitter: @BalottsBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem Instagram: @BalottsBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem

Ellen and Lexi are here to break down this weeks top headlines and of course their personal lives. Ellen’s audio is off….and she has allergies (Professionals here!) Lexi is just killing the California life - throwing up at 26 years old in a gas station. They focus on two main stories this week - the 1,475 missing migrant children and of course Rosanne Barr. Rosanne is a racist?! WHO KNEW?! Like always, throw us a like / follow. We’re so thirsty. Five star reviews are heavily suggested. Follow our personal twitters as well. Twitter: @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Instagram: @BallotsandBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi As always shout out to our girl Leah Williams for helping us out

New week, same us! Coming at you with news that is partially fake, partially real and mostly inflated by our own opinions. It's only Monday, but nothing like curing a weekend hangover with a couple of drinks, AMIRIGHT? This week we'll walk you through top headlines and then unfortunately we need to address the Santa Fe Shooting as well as the Trump/Obama Investigation. But we mainly focus on the real issue at hand which is that Trump misspelled Melania's name in a tweet! WTF! Also, shout out to Pope Francis- MVP of the week! Also, did you know FDR had syphilis and not polio? .... GUYS... HE DIDN'T BUT THESE ARE REAL RUMORS PEOPLE SPREAD ABOUT HIM! Follow us on twitter @BallotsBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem Instagram @BallotsandBottles Facebook @ Ballots and Bottles

Hey guys - welcome to this weeks episode of Ballots and Bottles. The ladies are talking about themselves duh. Ellen is drinking a weird half bottle of sangria from a can? But Lexi is drinking a Cab Sav from the brand Lesse Fitch - seeing how she drank a glass before the podcast started, safe to say she liked it. Ellen and Lexi give the top ten headlines, with some vague details (Still don't get the Chris Brown story)They then move into the Iran Nuclear Deal, how all the American's released from North Korea were all named Kim (SUSPECT) and then onto the Met Gala. Ellen has some strong words for Snowflakes, and Lexi has some strong words about Rudy. Follow us on twitter @BallotsBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem Instagram @BallotsandBottles Facebook @ Ballots and Bottles And throw a review - it will take two seconds and they will love you forever

To go along with the theme of the week "free speech" (brought to you by the White House Correspondent's Dinner) we bring to you another week of unfiltered coverage of extremely serious subjects. JK... this week we spend most of our time recapping what went down in the world of pop culture. For example did you know that Kim and Tristan unfollowed each other on social media and that Ronnie from Jersey shore is still in love with Sammi? Exactly. Listen! Also, this week Lexi gives a somewhat emotional review of the Handsmaid Tale and Ellen gives Michelle Wolfs act a run for its money. Tune in. Tell everyone you know. Except my mom. Don't tell my mom.

Work week is over, but thankfully Kanye's Twitter rant is not! This week the girls give a lesson in wine tasting, play a quick game of fuck, marry, kill feat. Mike Pence, Sean Spicer and Paul Ryan, gossip about Trump's dinner party, quickly breakdown the waffle house shooting and of course talk about the new royal baby and then Kanye #unfiltered. Also, apparently Lexi forgets that Catherine Middleton is actually Kate. So, thats awkward for about 10 minutes...

Guys, we're working on the sound. Venmos are open if you want to donate to the needy Welcome to Ballots and Bottles, this week the ladies are toasting to Barbara Bush with bourbon. What a class act, truly an amazing woman, public servant, mother, grandmother and wife. Cheers to you, Barbara. Unfortunately, they must address True and somehow segue into Syria, Southwest and a Gambling Granny. Pour yourself a glass and listen. Follow us on Twitter @BallotsBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem Instagram @Ballotsandbottles

TGIF. But like, if you thought you had a bad week, think of Khloe....

Monday’s suck, thank God for us…seriously, like you’re so luck you have us. Ellen and Lexi discuss themselves (important) Linda Brown changing public education forever, Stormi Daniels possibly being paid by Trumps campaign(?), Adnan Syed getting a new trial even though he could have killed Hae Min Lee and finally wrapping it up with how Trump, Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman are in an elite circle of friends. Follow us: Twitter: @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Instagram: BallotsandBottles Facebook: Ballots and Bottles P.S. Ellen couldn’t think of the word “Deserted” when she was talking about Bowe Bergdahl

It's official- Ballots and Bottles is bi-coastal! After a few weeks off, the ladies are picking back up and are here to stay. Lexi is officially settled in California and talks about her trip out West and Ellen talks about her recent vacation to California and gives her take on LA. In addition to the ladies talking about their selves for the usual 45 minutes they also touch on the March for our lives, the recent Facebook scandal and Stormy Daniels and Trump. Of course they are drinking and of course everything they say is credible! Subscribe, listen, review- not in an particular order. @LexiDussi @EllenFlem @BallotsandBottles

Happy 1 Year anniversary! Ballots and Bottles are celebrating this big day with a collaboration episode with their favorite podcast friends (their only) Brunch! Ellen, Lexi, Pete and DJ give you their presidential cabinet picks, and while some see veterans affairs only suited for those whom have had public affairs, and other believe James Franco is still likable, the end result is pretty amazing. Also - pretty sure there was more thought put into this one than Trumps actual cabinet. Follow @BallotsandBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem @ListenToBrunch and go listen to Brunch if you don’t already

Lexi lives! Ellen still thinks she died though. Anyways, they are unsure if its Go Red for Womens day or not, but they are drinking a red blend by Insurrection Wines - with 15% alcohol - Actually good! They catch up on them and then talk the State of the Union, Superbowl, #FreetheMomo, and the Government shutting down again.....Subscribe, listen and review @LexiDussi @EllenFlem @BallotsandBottles

Like Jason DeRulo, Ellen is Ridin' Solo tonight. Lexi has the flu R.I.P. It is also her birthday - Happy Birthday Lexi!! Ellen covers the State of the Union address quickly, and then gives her State of the Podcast - Lexi's rebuttal will come when she is alive again Follow us @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsandBottles Review and Subscribe!