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Join Adam and his co-host as they answer questions, you've never asked, about monsters across fiction, fables, and mythology.

Finding Monster Right


    • May 3, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 54m AVG DURATION
    • 182 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Finding Monster Right

    Monkey Trial: Custody Battle for the Planet of the Apes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2025 76:53


    Do humans deserve to keep ruling Earth, or is it time to give the apes a chance? Or is there a secret, third, weird option? Your not one, not two, but THREE hominid co-hosts put their heads together and decide the fate of the Planet of the Apes!Discord (“Happy Bug Catching Contest Day, Everyone!”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.comBluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.socialDISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they actually follow up on a bit from two years ago like anyone was keeping track.

    Lost and Found World: What Happens After Discovering The Primevals?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 57:45


    It took over half a century for the stop-motion movie The Primevals (2023) to finally get released. This grand tale of lizard men, yetis, different lizard men, and different yetis (who are also lizard men) left us with a concern that rarely gets addressed in "lost world" media: What happens next?Discord (“Honestly, that guy could have gotten way more cows for so many magic beans.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.comBluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.socialDISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they survive a gladiator match.

    Systema Kaijuum: Fixing the MonsterVerse's Broken Taxonomy (FMR: After Dark)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 72:29


    In Monarch's defense, how do you house a type specimen that's larger than the museum?Discord (“Pirates of the Cambrian: Curse of the Black Uh Do Pearls Exist Yet Hang On Let Me Check”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.comBluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.socialDISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if Kurt Russell and his son play the older and younger versions of them, respectively.

    Our Episode About My Dinner with Andre: They Said It Couldn't Be Done!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 52:38


    A realistic, two-hour dinner conversation doesn't look like the kind of movie where you'd find a monster, right? But looks can be deceiving. This week, we're going where no monster podcast has gone before!Discord (“Yardwork is just an excuse for adults to play dinosaur.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.comBluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.socialDISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they have opinions about the relative quality of all six seasons of Community.

    Angels in the Job Field: Payday in Heaven

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 56:44


    Be not afraid! Eternal bliss doesn't pay the bills, so it's time for the heavenly host of angels to proclaim with unending hymns the reason for the 6,000-year gap in their resumé. Dust off your halo, preen your wings, and call your optometrist, because this week we're getting biblically accurate!Discord (“I want to dig for fossils and then eat every one I find to obliterate all evidence of life on this planet.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.comBluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.socialDISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they can be your angle....or yuor devil.

    Fortune Pteller! Van Meter Visitor: Omen or Flown In?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2025 44:10


    Way back in cowboy times, a small town in Iowa was visited by a pterodactyl with laser vision. What better way is there to start the morning than by unpacking that?Discord (“[recent quote from Discord]”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.comBluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.socialDISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they can think of literally anything funny or interesting to say about Iowa.

    You Can Never Go Back in the Water: What Are Jaws 5-19 About?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2025 74:36


    In 1975, Universal Pictures released Jaws, the birth of a new shark-centric media landscape. But after the critical and financial failure of its three subsequent installments, the franchise was indefinitely abandoned. Now, in 2025, the powers that be have called on two snarky monster devotees to unearth the concept. We're Adam and Allie. Are You Afraid of the Shark Universe? Discord (“And you must be married to peanut butter. Because you're jelly.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they radio in and get a bigger boat.

    No One Mourns the Wicked: How to Find Monster Right (FMR: After Dark)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 31:29


    This episode may contain some politics, mission statements, and broad generalizations. My road of good intentions led where such roads always lead. Discord (“Look into the dark of what you do not know and feel hope instead of fear.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they stay calm for once, instead of flying off the handle.

    Glamour and Song: Adam's Labyrinth (The Allie Files: Finale)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2025 73:49


    Adam was missing for several weeks in 2023. Upon his return, something still felt wrong. Imagination, it turns out, is a very dangerous thing. Discord (“Unfortunately, it is possible that being in such proximity to me scrambled Yarrow's brain, cosmic horror that I am.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they take a three-month two-month mental health break.

    Petting Out Fire with Cats-oline: Can Any Pets Be Cat People?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2024 58:34


    More people are familiar with the David Bowie song "Cat People" than they are the 1982 film for which the song was written. This tale of sex panthers, melting corpses, and unethical zoos has us wondering exactly how uncomfortable we should be the next time we find ourselves in a pet store. Discord (“What's Maureen”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they order the gumbo.

    The Vincent Price is Right: No Mere Mortal Can Resist the Evil of The Thriller

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2024 64:08


    Do you have the soul for getting down? Is Michael Jackson supposed to be a werecat? Who taught the zombies all this choreography? All these questions and many more will be answered in our examination of the spookiest music video of all time! Discord (“I should curse more stuff”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they start asking the man in the mirror to change his ways.

    Deepfake Feyfolk: Can YOU Solve the Case of the Cottingley Fairies?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2024 51:28


    As a kid, did you ever tell a whimsical story to explain why you got so dirty playing outside? In doing so, did you ever convince Arthur Conan Doyle that you could manifest fairies with your mind? Well, that extremely specific scenario did happen to the elementary school-aged perpetrators of one of the world's first photographic hoaxes. Elementary school, my dear Little Monsters! Discord (“That's a very dubious use of the word 'conventionally'.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they can tell that this looks shopped from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in their time.

    Ogtha Wrong Places: One Redditor's Cockroach-Wife (FMR: After Dark)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2024 13:31


    It's time to check in on someone who's clearly checked out. Discord (“WE'RE ON A BOAT”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they know how to fix this here ding-dang computin' contraption o' mine.

    Hasta la Vista, ChatGPT: Can We Take Skynet's Job?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2024 58:06


    The timeline has changed quite a bit since we went on break, so now we're back to save humanity from the rise of the machines! AI can't take our jobs if we take AI's job first, and the most prominent of those jobs is sending Terminators back in time to kill John Connor. Come with us if you want a living wage! Discord (“I feel as though Gila monsters make Yoshi noises.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they've got Sarah Connor shoulders.

    Through the Fire: Lay Down Your Weapon

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2024 54:14


    War! The Merchant Church has begun its full assault on the Falcon Corps. Their ultimate weapon is ready to reduce Cay Caldera to a scorched rock upon the Stygian Sea. Is this the fiery end of the last free city in the world, or will our heroes find the way out of the danger zone? Discord (“I will get Adam's cat to rap and you can't stop me.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they can be my wingman anytime.

    Through the Fire: Every Moment Counts

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2024 58:50


    Our heroes Wren and Fletcher are joined by their friend Impik on a mission to deal with the vampiric banker Count Esvanni... And that should give his evil plan just enough time to go off. Discord (“hater's will say its photoshop”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if their little heart is wounded; think me not cruel because I obey the irresistible law of my strength and weakness; if your dear heart is wounded, my wild heart bleeds with yours. In the rapture of my enormous humiliation I live in your warm life, and you shall die—die, sweetly die—into mine. I cannot help it; as I draw near to you, you, in your turn, will draw near to others, and learn the rapture of that cruelty, which yet is love; so, for a while, seek to know no more of me and mine, but trust me with all your loving spirit.

    Through the Fire: Right the Ship

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2024 58:07


    In their ongoing quest to stop the Merchant Church from obtaining a weapon of mass destruction, our heroes reconoiter with Wren's ex-wingmate, the Falcon Corps deserter Drusilla, to rescue a hostage from a ship in the Merchant Church's blockade of the island. Discord (“This server is five cowards plus Allie, but we already knew that.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they bring back that lovin' feelin'.

    Through the Fire: Swimming with Sharks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2024 46:15


    Continuing our high-flying D&D adventure, Wren (Allie) and Fletcher (Ben) keep a promise they made ten years ago to Demetria the sphinx. However, it looks like she may have some other, more selachian guests. Discord (“You Are Not Immune To Gothaganda”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they tell me they love me (I need someone (On days like this, I do)).

    Through the Fire: As the Crow Flies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2024 73:19


    We're proud to present our first-ever FMR Special Event! Ten years after Wren (Allie) and Fletcher (fiend of the show Ben) completed basic training, the Falcon Corps convenes in a tower high above Cay Caldera to discuss an existential threat to their island home, the last free city in the world. Discord (“Chaoschaoschaos”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they take the highway to the Danger Zone.

    Mew Is Your Daddy and What Is Mewtwo?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2024 64:52


    Pokémon turns 40 this year (Not really)! And Adam is about to become a dad (Really)! Before his paternity leave, it's the perfect time to go back to the '90s and re-assess Mewtwo, everyone's favorite evil clone of a psychic cat-thing. Discord (“WHO'S THAT POKÉMON? It's Tom!”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they have all eight badges (or ten if you're Gary).

    Gorgon-ization: Medusa Gets Her Schist Back Together (feat. August Hakvaag)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2024 56:51


    Our fourth Pod-iversary is the perfect time to gaslight, gatekeep, and girlboss our way through Greek mythology, because we're helping Medusa get her life back together! Our guest this week is our friend August Hakvaag of the podcast "Wing Women", a queer-led actual play podcast about Soviet airwomen based on the exploits of the real life Night Witches. We follow them fighting to survive during a campaign of bombing against the Nazis.: linktr.ee/wingwomenpod Discord (“Fourteen cabbages, one for each of the sirens.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they stop some jerk with a sword from cutting off their head.

    A Brood Awakening: Could the Cicada God SCP be a BFF? (feat. kinchtheknifeblade)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2024 68:22


    Dealing with the SCP Foundation can be a grim affair, but it helps to bring an expert. Kinchtheknifeblade, the creator of SCP-3004 (among many others) joins us on our first trip to the Foundation to seek out a peaceful resolution to the threat posed by the cicada-shaped deity known as Imago (who may or may not also be known as "Cousin Johnny"). Discord (“...turning the big giant gear at the old mill in Lancaster that makes the podcast go...”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they find a way to kill SCP-682.

    The Tooth Will Set You Free: The Great Tooth Fairy Conspiracy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2024 49:31


    We hope your ready to brush up on tooth fairy lore, because we have questions! What's the point of collecting children's teeth? What does the Tooth Fairy even look like? What do different cultures do with their teeth? Elephants? The Easter Bunny? This episode fully got away from us, to be honest. Discord (“They don't even have red-tinted eyeshine.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they remember to floss!

    Too Cool for Nazgûl: Who Can't Kill the Witch-King?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2024 70:41


    The Witch-King of Angmar talks a big game for someone prophesized to not fall "by the hand of man" in a world filled with many people who fit the bill of "not a man." We know about one loophole in this prophecy, but just how many are there? Discord (“I'm going to steal the Akashic Records.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they make Adam break his toe by kicking a helmet but then he finishes the take anyway.

    WHERE IS THE WIZARD? (FMR: After Dark)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2024 20:32


    Apparently you can do better than Esrahaddon. Discord (“Everything is strictly ecclesiastical here...”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they find Adam that damn wizard!

    Calling Your Bluff Creek: We're Busting the Biggest Name in Bigfoot Footage

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2024 73:11


    The Patterson-Gimlin film is the most famous video in cryptozoology, but how many old white men with ridiculous cowboy names could possibly be responsible for it? We dip one big toe into true crime as the case takes as many twists and turns as could possibly be expected for a single Wikipedia page. Discord (“'Go forth and cis no more.'”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in a high stakes game of hide-and-seek.

    Thy Kingdom Kong, Godzilla Done: Can a Kaiju Movie Work with No Humans?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2024 51:07


    Ape-ril is back and bigger than ever! We just saw Godzilla x Kong: A New Empire. While we loved to see our boys getting along (mostly) and the screenwriters cribbing ideas from our goofball monster show (VERY allegedly), it got us thinking about the perennial complaint about this kind of movie. Can you actually "get rid of the boring human characters" in a kaiju film and still have a fully functional movie? Discord (“Little guys adopting even littler guys”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in the American version, but lose to him in the Japanese version.

    Tom's Great Muppet Caper (FMR: After Dark)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2024 57:45


    Tom is back to talk Muppets, and we've never felt more alive! Discord (“Sexy minotaur love is FORBIDDEN.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in a spelling bee, but the most important thing is that everyone has fun!

    Azula Oblongata: Don't Go to The Spirit World for Therapy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2024 76:32


    There is a gulf of understanding between humans and spirits in Avatar: The Last Airbender. Crossing that gulf to provide relief for troubled mortal souls is a noble goal. But maybe you shouldn't start by trying to be an unlicensed therapist for Azula, the final boss of therapy patients. Discord (“What is the point of dog eugenics if you can be a different breed than your cousin?”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they defeat Adam in volleyball for ALL TIME!

    Letter to the Predator: Getting a Yautja to Hunt Us (feat. Dylan Roth & Dalton Deschain)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2024 69:40


    There's no way the Predator would consider two chaotic podcast hosts to be worthy prey. How about four? Dylan and Dalton from "Are You Afraid of the Dark Universe?" help us think of ways to get an intergalactic hunter with glowing lube in his veins to notice us! Discord (“'Would you still love me if I was a worm for part or all of my life cycle?'”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they get to the chopper!

    Monster Lover Bingo (FMR: After Dark)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2024 59:16


    I think we may have gone too far this time. Discord (“Finding Conster Right (The Con About Finding Monsters, Right?)”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they get on their knees and beg me for it.

    Talking Monster Right: A Dungeon Master's Guide to Cay Caldera

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2024 76:25


    Oh, hi! We didn't see you there. Come on in! We were just talking about our D&D episode. Adam has a whole setting that we barely scratched the surface of, so for our 150th episode, we'll be going Inside the DM's Studio and discussing the ins and outs of Cay Caldera. Discord (“Text Channel Where We All Pretend To Be Ants”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if there's 150 or more to see/ /To be an FMR Little Monster's their destinyyyy!

    XXXtraterrestrial Beings: The God of Love is Real and Dead

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2024 60:17


    From the fruitylicious mind of Erich von Däniken, author of Chariots of the Gods?, comes a Valentine's Day episode that asks a question: Is it possible, as Adam and Allie suggest, that Ancient Aliens is real and all the gods are extrateRestrial beings? And if so, does that mean Aphrodite was real thousands of years ago? And if so, does that mean she can help me get laid? Ancient astronaut theorists say yes! Discord (“Ah fuck lxds, we just told Adam all our weaknesses.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they are dans the love game.

    The Meesa-lorian: Making Jar Jar Binks Less Embarrassing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2024 57:03


    Last year was a bad year for franchise films. That can only mean one thing: it's Jar Jar's time to shine, baby! That's right, we're calling in the muy muy bombad huge-o guns. But before he can save blockbuster geek cinema, we have to the last of June-uary's beachy vibes to save Mr. Binks. Discord (“Cis Lewis”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!) DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they go through... THE PLANNNNET CORRRRE...

    The Commotion in the Ocean: Moby-Dick vs. OceanGate vs. The Yacht Orcas

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2024 64:06


    We start the year with the aquatic monsters and beachy vibes of June-uary. But a lot went down in the ocean last year, and there's no better time to pit 2023's greatest marine combatants against the white whale who always prevails, the cetacean sensation, the odontocete that can't be beat, the unfettered physeter, the all-devouring AND all-conquering heavyweght champion of classic literature, Moby Dick! Discord (“I need someone to call me a 'little Jurassic freak' like I need air to breathe.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!) DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if to the last they grapple with Adam (at checkers).

    You Can Put a Horse in Water: The Hippocampus and Other Wrong Centaurs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2024 55:33


    We've done centaurs, but we've never done them with (say it with me) beachy vibes! That's right, it's June-uary 4: The Revenge! Our centaur episode is one we think we could've done better, so we're dedicating the first episode of 2024 to equine hybrids, wet and wild alike. Discord (“Statistically, you're more likely to be injured by a wild hog or dairy cow than by Allie.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!) DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in The Big Race To Save The Farm But Your Pa Forbids You To Ride That Animal Becky Except You Can Tame Him And You Do And You Win And Show The Rich Girl From The Other Side Of The Tracks What's What And Also You Get The Boy's Heart Crane Shot Of You Kissing In A Field Fade To Black Roll Credits.

    Mothman Saves Christmas (feat. Paul Matijevic)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2023 115:13


    Ah Dang, Mothman Won't Move Out (He Said It Was Just For The Weekend) creator Paul Matijevic (@ettin64) joins us for a deluxe-length session of his TTRPG! But will it be enough to save Christmas (and a bridge) from the forces of chaos? Discord (“Me and the boys boutta get spaghettified”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!) DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in a Jimmy Stewart sound-alike contest.

    Boy, Let Me Tell You What: The Devil Went Down to Georgia (And You Can Too!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2023 58:02


    Listeners, rosin up your headphones and play this podcast hard, 'cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia, and the Devil's on FMR. If you listen, you might laugh or your eyes might roll, but either way Allie gets your soul! Discord (“Season's Greason's”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!) DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in checkers.

    Wake Me Up Wendigo-Go: We're Disentangling Algonquin Snow Woes

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2023 53:03


    A deer skull perched atop the body of a furred, carnivorous cryptid. For many, that is what a wendigo is. We're looking for a deeper meaning as we take a look at some more mythologically accurate interpretations of everybody's favorite cannibalistic spirit. North American Indigenous Tribal Food Systems (NĀTIFS): https://www.natifs.org/ Discord (“...the most furry possible”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!)

    Over the Garden Wall: I'mma Build the Best Dang Mini-Mall This Side o' the Mississip!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2023 53:31


    A nostalgic, classic Americana pervades the Unknown, the liminal realm where forgotten stories go. And what could be more American than tearing down a magical forest to build a monument to capitalism that will be profitable for about 30 years? It's not exactly paradise, but we're paving it anyway! For MONEY! USA! USA! USA! Adam made an appearance in The Crucible of Fate, a D&D 5e actual play game show where players bravely compete against each other in deadly games and contests! Will our boy make it? What will happen to our boy? Find out below! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9zn-0Pc3XQ Discord (“Marowlyn Monrowl”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!)

    I Can Fix Her: Jennifer's Body (2009)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2023 69:01


    We're ringing in Halloween with a cult classic, some late '00s nostalgia, and our least subtle episode title yet! Join us in looking back at toxic friendships, the misogynist hate-boner that society had for Megan Fox, and a criminally underappreciated horror-comedy. Adam made an appearance in The Crucible of Fate, a D&D 5e actual play game show where players bravely compete against each other in deadly games and contests! Will our boy make it? What will happen to our boy? Find out below! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9zn-0Pc3XQ Discord (“bat with a little bat wallet”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!)

    Pyramid Scheme: Making a Good Deal with Bill Cipher

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2023 41:35


    At one point in this episode, Adam says "Let's get fucking wrecked!" in a passable Bill Cipher impression. Folks, if that isn't worth the price of admission, I don't know what is. (No refunds, though!) Discord (“She can't find out that we're DEFINITELY three sea otters.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!)

    50 Feys of Fey: Fey-r and Loathing in Las Fey-gas

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2023 53:19


    Adam makes his glorious return just in time for our favorite month! October, you see, is a time of year when the boundaries between the planes are thin. And what happens in the realms of the fey doesn't always stay there... Find resources for abortion and pro-choice advocacy at: podvoices.help Discord (“We'll never know what's behind that link.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @MonsterRightPod

    Ghost Dogs, Bad Luck, and the Discovery of Magic (FMR After Dark: The Allie Files)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2023 18:08


    Will you follow me into the dark? The podcast we're spotlighting this week is Bone & Sickle, a celebration of the intersection of horror, folklore, and history hosted by Al Ridenour and Sarah Chavez. I've basically been doing a poor imitation of it all month; check out the genuine article! https://www.boneandsickle.com/ Discord ("...---..."): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Bluesky: Coming soon!

    The Silurian Hypothesis: Pre-Human Civilizations (FMR After Dark: The Allie Files)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2023 25:14


    To boldly go where someone has gone before... The media we're spotlighting this week is that Matt Smith Doctor Who episode about dinosaurs on a spaceship, entitled "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship". Look, the episode is late enough as is. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01mm5c9 Discord ("Eat fruit."): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Bluesky: Coming soon!

    Cyclopes and Searching for the Origin of Myth (FMR After Dark: The Allie Files)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2023 22:56


    Let's talk about the elephant in the room. Or is it "the Cyclops in the cave"? The media we're spotlighting this week is Cyclops: The Myth and Its Cultural History, by Mercedes Aguirre and Richard Buxton: https://books.google.com/books?hl=en&lr=&id=WSPdDwAAQBAJ Discord ("Baby Lugia"): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Bluesky: Coming soon!

    Carmilla and the Art of Adapting Broody Gay Vampires (FMR After Dark: The Allie Files)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2023 51:45


    Love will have its sacrifices. No sacrifice without blood. Buckle up, Creampuffs. The media we're spotlighting this week is honestly everything on this list: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmilla#In_popular_culture Discord ("All anime girls are just cats?"): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Bluesky: Coming soon!

    Grey Aliens and the UFO Abduction Narrative (FMR After Dark: The Allie Files)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2023 46:16


    Every grey cloud has a silver lining. The podcast we're spotlighting this week is Oh No, Ross and Carrie, the show where they don't just report on fringe science, spirituality, and claims of the paranormal, but take part themselves. They show up - so you don't have to.: https://maximumfun.org/podcasts/oh-no-ross-and-carrie Discord ("Kayfabe-free since 2023!"): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Bluesky: Coming soon!

    No Sleep 'til We Accurately Recall All of Shapeshifter (1999) (feat. Up All Night)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2023 94:12


    Panpsychism is the view that “the mind or a mindlike aspect is fundamental and ubiquitous to all reality.” Consciousness is the means by which the universe understands itself. So when we say we're going to try and recall everything that happens in Shapeshifter (1999), we're doing a service to the universe, because if we don't figure out what in the world is going on in this feverish children's movie from the late 90s about a magic teenage spy who looks 55, it will truly go uncomprehended from now until the last atom disappears into timeless eternity. Also there's a cyberwitch.   This week's guest is Courtland from Up All Night: A Horror Anthology Podcast. Submitted for the approval of the podcast audience… Join two best friends as they watch and discuss all things Horror Anthology TV. They started with Are You Afraid of the Dark and Goosebumps and are headed into Tales from the Crypt next! Join them each week as they cover every episode from every Horror Anthology they can get their hands on!: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/private-island   Discord (“Tom's back from the woods.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2   Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com   Still using Twitter? Maybe you should stop!

    Isn't She Loki?: Putting the Miss Back in Mischief

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2023 61:40


    ᚱᛖᛏᚢᚱᚾ ᛟᚢᚱ ᚲᚹᛖᛖᚱ-ᚲᛟᛞᛖᛞ ᛚᛟᚲᛁ, ᚦᛟᚢ ᚲᛟᚹᚨᚱᛞ-ᛗᛟᚢᛊᛖ! Does anyone read these descriptions? ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛊᛟᛗᛖᛟᚾᛖ ᚲᚨᚱᛖ ᛁᚠ ᛁ ᚹᚱᛁᛏᛖ ᚦᛁᛊ ᛁᚾ ᚱᚢᚾᛖᛊ?   The podcast we're spotlighting this week is Are You Afraid of the Dark Universe?, a podcast where Dylan Roth and Dalton Deschain are tasked with raising the Dark Universe of Universal monster movies from its untimely grave!: https://sites.libsyn.com/431103   Discord (“ᛒᛁᛚᛚ ᛊᛁᚠᛖᚱ ᚹᚨᛊ ᚺᛖᚱᛖ, ᛗᛖᚨᛏᛊᚢᛁᛏᛊ!”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2   Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com   Still using ᛏᚹᛁᛏᛏᛖᚱ? @ᛗᛟᚾᛊᛏᛖᚱᚱᛁᚷᚺᛏᛈᛟᛞ

    Pikmin Ain't Easy: What Would You Do With A Bunch of Little Fellas?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2023 61:40


    With Pikmin 4 on the horizon, we take a look at Captain Olimar's treatment of his leafy little companions and see if we can do any better. Come for the adorable Pikmin noises, stay for the greatest tiny military ever plucked from the post-apocalyptic soil.   Our partner podcast this week is The Gorgon Show, a podcast hosted by Penny the gorgon about being a monster in a human world, interviewing fellow monsters and cryptids!: https://www.faustiannonsense.com/gorgon-show   Discord (“Yahaha!”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2   Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com   Still using twitter?: @monsterrightpod

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