Join Adam and his co-host as they answer questions, you've never asked, about monsters across fiction, fables, and mythology.
Do humans deserve to keep ruling Earth, or is it time to give the apes a chance? Or is there a secret, third, weird option? Your not one, not two, but THREE hominid co-hosts put their heads together and decide the fate of the Planet of the Apes!Discord (“Happy Bug Catching Contest Day, Everyone!”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.comBluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.socialDISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they actually follow up on a bit from two years ago like anyone was keeping track.
It took over half a century for the stop-motion movie The Primevals (2023) to finally get released. This grand tale of lizard men, yetis, different lizard men, and different yetis (who are also lizard men) left us with a concern that rarely gets addressed in "lost world" media: What happens next?Discord (“Honestly, that guy could have gotten way more cows for so many magic beans.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.comBluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.socialDISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they survive a gladiator match.
In Monarch's defense, how do you house a type specimen that's larger than the museum?Discord (“Pirates of the Cambrian: Curse of the Black Uh Do Pearls Exist Yet Hang On Let Me Check”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.comBluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.socialDISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if Kurt Russell and his son play the older and younger versions of them, respectively.
A realistic, two-hour dinner conversation doesn't look like the kind of movie where you'd find a monster, right? But looks can be deceiving. This week, we're going where no monster podcast has gone before!Discord (“Yardwork is just an excuse for adults to play dinosaur.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.comBluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.socialDISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they have opinions about the relative quality of all six seasons of Community.
Be not afraid! Eternal bliss doesn't pay the bills, so it's time for the heavenly host of angels to proclaim with unending hymns the reason for the 6,000-year gap in their resumé. Dust off your halo, preen your wings, and call your optometrist, because this week we're getting biblically accurate!Discord (“I want to dig for fossils and then eat every one I find to obliterate all evidence of life on this planet.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.comBluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.socialDISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they can be your angle....or yuor devil.
Way back in cowboy times, a small town in Iowa was visited by a pterodactyl with laser vision. What better way is there to start the morning than by unpacking that?Discord (“[recent quote from Discord]”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.comBluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.socialDISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they can think of literally anything funny or interesting to say about Iowa.
In 1975, Universal Pictures released Jaws, the birth of a new shark-centric media landscape. But after the critical and financial failure of its three subsequent installments, the franchise was indefinitely abandoned. Now, in 2025, the powers that be have called on two snarky monster devotees to unearth the concept. We're Adam and Allie. Are You Afraid of the Shark Universe? Discord (“And you must be married to peanut butter. Because you're jelly.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they radio in and get a bigger boat.
This episode may contain some politics, mission statements, and broad generalizations. My road of good intentions led where such roads always lead. Discord (“Look into the dark of what you do not know and feel hope instead of fear.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they stay calm for once, instead of flying off the handle.
Adam was missing for several weeks in 2023. Upon his return, something still felt wrong. Imagination, it turns out, is a very dangerous thing. Discord (“Unfortunately, it is possible that being in such proximity to me scrambled Yarrow's brain, cosmic horror that I am.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they take a three-month two-month mental health break.
More people are familiar with the David Bowie song "Cat People" than they are the 1982 film for which the song was written. This tale of sex panthers, melting corpses, and unethical zoos has us wondering exactly how uncomfortable we should be the next time we find ourselves in a pet store. Discord (“What's Maureen”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they order the gumbo.
Do you have the soul for getting down? Is Michael Jackson supposed to be a werecat? Who taught the zombies all this choreography? All these questions and many more will be answered in our examination of the spookiest music video of all time! Discord (“I should curse more stuff”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they start asking the man in the mirror to change his ways.
As a kid, did you ever tell a whimsical story to explain why you got so dirty playing outside? In doing so, did you ever convince Arthur Conan Doyle that you could manifest fairies with your mind? Well, that extremely specific scenario did happen to the elementary school-aged perpetrators of one of the world's first photographic hoaxes. Elementary school, my dear Little Monsters! Discord (“That's a very dubious use of the word 'conventionally'.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they can tell that this looks shopped from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in their time.
It's time to check in on someone who's clearly checked out. Discord (“WE'RE ON A BOAT”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they know how to fix this here ding-dang computin' contraption o' mine.
The timeline has changed quite a bit since we went on break, so now we're back to save humanity from the rise of the machines! AI can't take our jobs if we take AI's job first, and the most prominent of those jobs is sending Terminators back in time to kill John Connor. Come with us if you want a living wage! Discord (“I feel as though Gila monsters make Yoshi noises.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they've got Sarah Connor shoulders.
War! The Merchant Church has begun its full assault on the Falcon Corps. Their ultimate weapon is ready to reduce Cay Caldera to a scorched rock upon the Stygian Sea. Is this the fiery end of the last free city in the world, or will our heroes find the way out of the danger zone? Discord (“I will get Adam's cat to rap and you can't stop me.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they can be my wingman anytime.
Our heroes Wren and Fletcher are joined by their friend Impik on a mission to deal with the vampiric banker Count Esvanni... And that should give his evil plan just enough time to go off. Discord (“hater's will say its photoshop”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if their little heart is wounded; think me not cruel because I obey the irresistible law of my strength and weakness; if your dear heart is wounded, my wild heart bleeds with yours. In the rapture of my enormous humiliation I live in your warm life, and you shall die—die, sweetly die—into mine. I cannot help it; as I draw near to you, you, in your turn, will draw near to others, and learn the rapture of that cruelty, which yet is love; so, for a while, seek to know no more of me and mine, but trust me with all your loving spirit.
In their ongoing quest to stop the Merchant Church from obtaining a weapon of mass destruction, our heroes reconoiter with Wren's ex-wingmate, the Falcon Corps deserter Drusilla, to rescue a hostage from a ship in the Merchant Church's blockade of the island. Discord (“This server is five cowards plus Allie, but we already knew that.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they bring back that lovin' feelin'.
Continuing our high-flying D&D adventure, Wren (Allie) and Fletcher (Ben) keep a promise they made ten years ago to Demetria the sphinx. However, it looks like she may have some other, more selachian guests. Discord (“You Are Not Immune To Gothaganda”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they tell me they love me (I need someone (On days like this, I do)).
We're proud to present our first-ever FMR Special Event! Ten years after Wren (Allie) and Fletcher (fiend of the show Ben) completed basic training, the Falcon Corps convenes in a tower high above Cay Caldera to discuss an existential threat to their island home, the last free city in the world. Discord (“Chaoschaoschaos”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they take the highway to the Danger Zone.
Pokémon turns 40 this year (Not really)! And Adam is about to become a dad (Really)! Before his paternity leave, it's the perfect time to go back to the '90s and re-assess Mewtwo, everyone's favorite evil clone of a psychic cat-thing. Discord (“WHO'S THAT POKÉMON? It's Tom!”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they have all eight badges (or ten if you're Gary).
Our fourth Pod-iversary is the perfect time to gaslight, gatekeep, and girlboss our way through Greek mythology, because we're helping Medusa get her life back together! Our guest this week is our friend August Hakvaag of the podcast "Wing Women", a queer-led actual play podcast about Soviet airwomen based on the exploits of the real life Night Witches. We follow them fighting to survive during a campaign of bombing against the Nazis.: linktr.ee/wingwomenpod Discord (“Fourteen cabbages, one for each of the sirens.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they stop some jerk with a sword from cutting off their head.
Dealing with the SCP Foundation can be a grim affair, but it helps to bring an expert. Kinchtheknifeblade, the creator of SCP-3004 (among many others) joins us on our first trip to the Foundation to seek out a peaceful resolution to the threat posed by the cicada-shaped deity known as Imago (who may or may not also be known as "Cousin Johnny"). Discord (“...turning the big giant gear at the old mill in Lancaster that makes the podcast go...”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they find a way to kill SCP-682.
We hope your ready to brush up on tooth fairy lore, because we have questions! What's the point of collecting children's teeth? What does the Tooth Fairy even look like? What do different cultures do with their teeth? Elephants? The Easter Bunny? This episode fully got away from us, to be honest. Discord (“They don't even have red-tinted eyeshine.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they remember to floss!
The Witch-King of Angmar talks a big game for someone prophesized to not fall "by the hand of man" in a world filled with many people who fit the bill of "not a man." We know about one loophole in this prophecy, but just how many are there? Discord (“I'm going to steal the Akashic Records.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they make Adam break his toe by kicking a helmet but then he finishes the take anyway.
Apparently you can do better than Esrahaddon. Discord (“Everything is strictly ecclesiastical here...”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they find Adam that damn wizard!
The Patterson-Gimlin film is the most famous video in cryptozoology, but how many old white men with ridiculous cowboy names could possibly be responsible for it? We dip one big toe into true crime as the case takes as many twists and turns as could possibly be expected for a single Wikipedia page. Discord (“'Go forth and cis no more.'”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in a high stakes game of hide-and-seek.
Ape-ril is back and bigger than ever! We just saw Godzilla x Kong: A New Empire. While we loved to see our boys getting along (mostly) and the screenwriters cribbing ideas from our goofball monster show (VERY allegedly), it got us thinking about the perennial complaint about this kind of movie. Can you actually "get rid of the boring human characters" in a kaiju film and still have a fully functional movie? Discord (“Little guys adopting even littler guys”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in the American version, but lose to him in the Japanese version.
Tom is back to talk Muppets, and we've never felt more alive! Discord (“Sexy minotaur love is FORBIDDEN.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in a spelling bee, but the most important thing is that everyone has fun!
There is a gulf of understanding between humans and spirits in Avatar: The Last Airbender. Crossing that gulf to provide relief for troubled mortal souls is a noble goal. But maybe you shouldn't start by trying to be an unlicensed therapist for Azula, the final boss of therapy patients. Discord (“What is the point of dog eugenics if you can be a different breed than your cousin?”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they defeat Adam in volleyball for ALL TIME!
There's no way the Predator would consider two chaotic podcast hosts to be worthy prey. How about four? Dylan and Dalton from "Are You Afraid of the Dark Universe?" help us think of ways to get an intergalactic hunter with glowing lube in his veins to notice us! Discord (“'Would you still love me if I was a worm for part or all of my life cycle?'”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they get to the chopper!
I think we may have gone too far this time. Discord (“Finding Conster Right (The Con About Finding Monsters, Right?)”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they get on their knees and beg me for it.
Oh, hi! We didn't see you there. Come on in! We were just talking about our D&D episode. Adam has a whole setting that we barely scratched the surface of, so for our 150th episode, we'll be going Inside the DM's Studio and discussing the ins and outs of Cay Caldera. Discord (“Text Channel Where We All Pretend To Be Ants”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if there's 150 or more to see/ /To be an FMR Little Monster's their destinyyyy!
From the fruitylicious mind of Erich von Däniken, author of Chariots of the Gods?, comes a Valentine's Day episode that asks a question: Is it possible, as Adam and Allie suggest, that Ancient Aliens is real and all the gods are extrateRestrial beings? And if so, does that mean Aphrodite was real thousands of years ago? And if so, does that mean she can help me get laid? Ancient astronaut theorists say yes! Discord (“Ah fuck lxds, we just told Adam all our weaknesses.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they are dans the love game.
Last year was a bad year for franchise films. That can only mean one thing: it's Jar Jar's time to shine, baby! That's right, we're calling in the muy muy bombad huge-o guns. But before he can save blockbuster geek cinema, we have to the last of June-uary's beachy vibes to save Mr. Binks. Discord (“Cis Lewis”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!) DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they go through... THE PLANNNNET CORRRRE...
We start the year with the aquatic monsters and beachy vibes of June-uary. But a lot went down in the ocean last year, and there's no better time to pit 2023's greatest marine combatants against the white whale who always prevails, the cetacean sensation, the odontocete that can't be beat, the unfettered physeter, the all-devouring AND all-conquering heavyweght champion of classic literature, Moby Dick! Discord (“I need someone to call me a 'little Jurassic freak' like I need air to breathe.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!) DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if to the last they grapple with Adam (at checkers).
We've done centaurs, but we've never done them with (say it with me) beachy vibes! That's right, it's June-uary 4: The Revenge! Our centaur episode is one we think we could've done better, so we're dedicating the first episode of 2024 to equine hybrids, wet and wild alike. Discord (“Statistically, you're more likely to be injured by a wild hog or dairy cow than by Allie.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!) DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in The Big Race To Save The Farm But Your Pa Forbids You To Ride That Animal Becky Except You Can Tame Him And You Do And You Win And Show The Rich Girl From The Other Side Of The Tracks What's What And Also You Get The Boy's Heart Crane Shot Of You Kissing In A Field Fade To Black Roll Credits.
Ah Dang, Mothman Won't Move Out (He Said It Was Just For The Weekend) creator Paul Matijevic (@ettin64) joins us for a deluxe-length session of his TTRPG! But will it be enough to save Christmas (and a bridge) from the forces of chaos? Discord (“Me and the boys boutta get spaghettified”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!) DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in a Jimmy Stewart sound-alike contest.
Listeners, rosin up your headphones and play this podcast hard, 'cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia, and the Devil's on FMR. If you listen, you might laugh or your eyes might roll, but either way Allie gets your soul! Discord (“Season's Greason's”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!) DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in checkers.
A deer skull perched atop the body of a furred, carnivorous cryptid. For many, that is what a wendigo is. We're looking for a deeper meaning as we take a look at some more mythologically accurate interpretations of everybody's favorite cannibalistic spirit. North American Indigenous Tribal Food Systems (NĀTIFS): https://www.natifs.org/ Discord (“...the most furry possible”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!)
A nostalgic, classic Americana pervades the Unknown, the liminal realm where forgotten stories go. And what could be more American than tearing down a magical forest to build a monument to capitalism that will be profitable for about 30 years? It's not exactly paradise, but we're paving it anyway! For MONEY! USA! USA! USA! Adam made an appearance in The Crucible of Fate, a D&D 5e actual play game show where players bravely compete against each other in deadly games and contests! Will our boy make it? What will happen to our boy? Find out below! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9zn-0Pc3XQ Discord (“Marowlyn Monrowl”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!)
We're ringing in Halloween with a cult classic, some late '00s nostalgia, and our least subtle episode title yet! Join us in looking back at toxic friendships, the misogynist hate-boner that society had for Megan Fox, and a criminally underappreciated horror-comedy. Adam made an appearance in The Crucible of Fate, a D&D 5e actual play game show where players bravely compete against each other in deadly games and contests! Will our boy make it? What will happen to our boy? Find out below! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9zn-0Pc3XQ Discord (“bat with a little bat wallet”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!)
At one point in this episode, Adam says "Let's get fucking wrecked!" in a passable Bill Cipher impression. Folks, if that isn't worth the price of admission, I don't know what is. (No refunds, though!) Discord (“She can't find out that we're DEFINITELY three sea otters.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!)
Adam makes his glorious return just in time for our favorite month! October, you see, is a time of year when the boundaries between the planes are thin. And what happens in the realms of the fey doesn't always stay there... Find resources for abortion and pro-choice advocacy at: podvoices.help Discord (“We'll never know what's behind that link.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Bluesky: @MonsterRightPod
Will you follow me into the dark? The podcast we're spotlighting this week is Bone & Sickle, a celebration of the intersection of horror, folklore, and history hosted by Al Ridenour and Sarah Chavez. I've basically been doing a poor imitation of it all month; check out the genuine article! https://www.boneandsickle.com/ Discord ("...---..."): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Bluesky: Coming soon!
To boldly go where someone has gone before... The media we're spotlighting this week is that Matt Smith Doctor Who episode about dinosaurs on a spaceship, entitled "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship". Look, the episode is late enough as is. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01mm5c9 Discord ("Eat fruit."): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Bluesky: Coming soon!
Let's talk about the elephant in the room. Or is it "the Cyclops in the cave"? The media we're spotlighting this week is Cyclops: The Myth and Its Cultural History, by Mercedes Aguirre and Richard Buxton: https://books.google.com/books?hl=en&lr=&id=WSPdDwAAQBAJ Discord ("Baby Lugia"): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Bluesky: Coming soon!
Love will have its sacrifices. No sacrifice without blood. Buckle up, Creampuffs. The media we're spotlighting this week is honestly everything on this list: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmilla#In_popular_culture Discord ("All anime girls are just cats?"): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Bluesky: Coming soon!
Every grey cloud has a silver lining. The podcast we're spotlighting this week is Oh No, Ross and Carrie, the show where they don't just report on fringe science, spirituality, and claims of the paranormal, but take part themselves. They show up - so you don't have to.: https://maximumfun.org/podcasts/oh-no-ross-and-carrie Discord ("Kayfabe-free since 2023!"): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Bluesky: Coming soon!
Panpsychism is the view that “the mind or a mindlike aspect is fundamental and ubiquitous to all reality.” Consciousness is the means by which the universe understands itself. So when we say we're going to try and recall everything that happens in Shapeshifter (1999), we're doing a service to the universe, because if we don't figure out what in the world is going on in this feverish children's movie from the late 90s about a magic teenage spy who looks 55, it will truly go uncomprehended from now until the last atom disappears into timeless eternity. Also there's a cyberwitch. This week's guest is Courtland from Up All Night: A Horror Anthology Podcast. Submitted for the approval of the podcast audience… Join two best friends as they watch and discuss all things Horror Anthology TV. They started with Are You Afraid of the Dark and Goosebumps and are headed into Tales from the Crypt next! Join them each week as they cover every episode from every Horror Anthology they can get their hands on!: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/private-island Discord (“Tom's back from the woods.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Still using Twitter? Maybe you should stop!
ᚱᛖᛏᚢᚱᚾ ᛟᚢᚱ ᚲᚹᛖᛖᚱ-ᚲᛟᛞᛖᛞ ᛚᛟᚲᛁ, ᚦᛟᚢ ᚲᛟᚹᚨᚱᛞ-ᛗᛟᚢᛊᛖ! Does anyone read these descriptions? ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛊᛟᛗᛖᛟᚾᛖ ᚲᚨᚱᛖ ᛁᚠ ᛁ ᚹᚱᛁᛏᛖ ᚦᛁᛊ ᛁᚾ ᚱᚢᚾᛖᛊ? The podcast we're spotlighting this week is Are You Afraid of the Dark Universe?, a podcast where Dylan Roth and Dalton Deschain are tasked with raising the Dark Universe of Universal monster movies from its untimely grave!: https://sites.libsyn.com/431103 Discord (“ᛒᛁᛚᛚ ᛊᛁᚠᛖᚱ ᚹᚨᛊ ᚺᛖᚱᛖ, ᛗᛖᚨᛏᛊᚢᛁᛏᛊ!”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Still using ᛏᚹᛁᛏᛏᛖᚱ? @ᛗᛟᚾᛊᛏᛖᚱᚱᛁᚷᚺᛏᛈᛟᛞ
With Pikmin 4 on the horizon, we take a look at Captain Olimar's treatment of his leafy little companions and see if we can do any better. Come for the adorable Pikmin noises, stay for the greatest tiny military ever plucked from the post-apocalyptic soil. Our partner podcast this week is The Gorgon Show, a podcast hosted by Penny the gorgon about being a monster in a human world, interviewing fellow monsters and cryptids!: https://www.faustiannonsense.com/gorgon-show Discord (“Yahaha!”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Still using twitter?: @monsterrightpod