Meat in the Middle podcast

Andy turns 43. Dan covers a case won by the ACLU. Tyler agrees the government should be more responsible. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy continues to struggle with his Mom's death.  Dan write's an obituary for Andy. Tyler is made the subject of a false flag. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

It's our epic 300th episode.  Please support our patreon! https://www.patreon.com/meatinthemiddle Andy got someone fired. Dan gets to finally experiences Comedy Night (vg). Tyler has a booking mishap.  All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy perfects an impression. Dan  discusses a death with dignity. Tyler feels liberated by the new retirement plan. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. 

Andy discusses Chinese international diplomacy. Dan learns some dating jargon. Tyler learns about baby hair. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy get's temu'd. Dan get's grossed out. Tyler identifies as a foreign kid.  All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.  

Andy is against the death penalty for sex offenders. Nam defends step dads. Dan put a hole in a hotel wall. Tyler gets a dna test. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy almost bear sprays a woman. Dan confesses. Nam's friend might get deported. Tyler proposes Andy have his Chinese Mom deported. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum

Andy gets permission to use Nam's electricity. Dan gets a lovely gesture from Andy in the form of black arm bands. Nam clearly cheats at board games. Tyler considers flying to Pakistan. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy almost gets citizen arrested. Dan sees a friend off to the next life. Nam boils over at work. Tyler does some AI research. All our guests have tv credits.  try not 2 cum. 

Andy shares some comedy drama.  Dan has a serious infection. Nam rides stinky public transit. Tyler confirms an esoteric comedy rule.  All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy shares a dumb movie. Dan learns about Big Johnson. Nam tries to sing a Ted Nugent song. Tyler shares some exclusive Dope Show footage with us. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

The Meat Boys interview Timmy Booth and hear all about his travels to the Fringe festival in Scotland.  All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Enjoy Christmas   All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum

Andy shares a story of DV. Dan slowly drowns. Nam wrecked a towel. Tyler shares some tips on approaching women. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy finds discusses The King of Wands. Dan shares his favorite gun. Nam handles an asshole. Tyler guesses one of Andy's segments perfectly.  All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy debunks hurricane rumors.  Dan finds a new sucker. Nam couldn't work his Pople. Tyler's closer was problematic. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum 

Andy and Nam couldn't get into a movie. Dan reads prison reviews. Tyler is on Ozempic. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.   Outro Music: Let Us Make The World A Loving Place . This beautiful nostalgic song comes from the middle Kingdom. You may recognize it from a strange trend of rural Chinese nostalgia videos often featuring a corner store, a clumsy old man as the clerk, a young girl who often steals things, and an array of Chinese snacks like mini crabs, and snails. Equal parts, haunting, beautiful, and annoying, this song will surely stick with you. Ching Ching ping pong Johnny Yeah -Dan (Wheelchair)       

Andy reads dark poetry. Dan has a hot take on Krispey Kreme. Nam wants to go out for pizza. Tyler went to a DSBM show. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.   Outro Music: Shoutout to Krispy Kreme, and all the fat kids out there This bud's for you C.R.E.A.M    -Dan (in the wheelchair)

  Andy sang karaoke. Dan learns about a local soup pot. Nam learns about angry dragons. Tyler flies first class. All our guests have tv credits.  try not 2 cum. Outro Track: This track isn't lesser known, but it goes hard  Shout out to Andy's niece clearing fools off the map on Fortnite

Andy was in a play. Dan is getting married. Nam loved Buttermilk Biscuits.  Tyler loved Aqua. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. Outro song: This lesser known banger is by Billy Cobb. It's called “Do You Remember This Song?” It's a parody of late 90s alt rock but you already knew that.

Andy comes in too early with the crimes of Gérard Depardieu. Dan has the dirt on the labor day weekend traffic jam. Nam found bags of his dad's porn and guns.  All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. Outro Track: “This lesser known banger is by Jacques Loussier. Eminem and Dr. Dre stole this melody, didn't attribute the original and got sued successfully, settling for an undisclosed amount of money. Enjoy this banger we just stole again from Jacque. we are broke so good luck suing us.” - DAN (wheelchair)         

Andy storm chases. Dan would never trash talk our patreon subscribers. Nam is stunned by an age gap relationship. Tyler's Dad won a mailbox war. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy pees in his room. Dan exposes academia. Nam makes innovative ice cream. Tyler brings some slang knowledge. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy announces Dan's cum. Nam gets' mail. Tyler gets food poisoning. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy won't sell out the patreon subscribers. Dan covers some wheelchair news. Nam doesn't want to go home. Tyler orders a Ramune. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy has a list of nepobabies. Dan has seen Godfather. Nam sells some stuff to a guy mid cast. Tyler ear-worms us with an AI version of a popular song. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy shares some block drama. Dan agrees that Afghanis are not terrorists. Nam finds a bizarre foreign beer promotion. Tyler signed up for a time share trip. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy has an inverted theory. Dan breaks the Adrian Diaz story. Nam gets computer pranked. Tyler dips mysteriously. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy has his Mom's funeral. Dan goes down the rabbit hole. Nam declares his militant atheism. Tyler will be back on the streets before your shift is over. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.  

Andy's Mom died. Dan's Mom is alive. Nam's Mom is dead. Tyler's Mom is alive. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy reaches inside himself. Dan advocates for deleting old nudes. Nam finds a cool hat for crimes. Tyler discovers the sweet exchange rate in Canada. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Dan brings up some old Eddie Murphy drama. Nam updates us on Trump's jury selection. Tyler learns about Bob Barker's influence in prisons. All our guests have tv credits. Here's a short list of some of our favorite episodes: 011 (Andy's Virginity) 058 (Toxic Comedy Drama) 081 (Nam's Bro Gets Blackmailed)  122 (The Fred Meyer Incident) 136 (Block Drama) 143 (Nam Shit's Himself on a Date) 169 (Andy is Attacked With a Hammer)   try not 2 cum.      

Andy is getting his HPV vaccine. Dan got burned by Nam. Nam burned Dan. Tyler spoiled fallout so we deleted that segment. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy get's called the F-Slur. Dan hates musical theater. Nam gets another tv credit. Tyler wants to stage an intervention. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. 

Andy put alcohol in his butt. Dan learns some Yiddish.  Nam spills his shake. Tyler doesn't want to talk shit about comics anymore. Special Guest Jay Marks returns to the show to explain an open mic diva. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum

Andy makes the guys watch some porn. Dan learns about the Peer Pressure dance squad. Nam observes the villainous Seattle Hellcat driver. Tyler learns about the Filipina Bidet.   

Andy likes to look at his phone in movie theaters. Dan will have a better mic next episode. Nam went to see the 2nd dunc movie. Tyler translates the names of Chinese gamers. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy researches Ænema. Dan is away. Nam brings the AITA's. Tyler went to Disney Land. All our guests have tv credits.  try not 2 cum.

Andy housesits for Tyler. Dan finds an anti homeless video produced by Seattle Police Department. Nam is enraged by some hecklers. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.  

This episode took fucking forever and almost ended up in the trash, but instead, it's just really short now. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy gets the 911 calls from the accident with uninsured driver, Donnell Joyner. All our guests have tv credits., try not 2 cum.

Andy endures the cold snap. Dan's house falls apart. Nam observes this generation. Tyler went to Canada. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

This episode tastes like rice. Dan's mic is still fucked up but we're working on it. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy is not actually upset. Dan is dealing with a pressure sore. Nam get's a windfall at home. Tyler gains some new venues. All our guests have tv credtis. try not 2 cum.

This episode is the perfect companion to episode 238: Donnell Joyner Doesn't Have Insurance. In this episode we review the body cam footage from the car wreck where Andy's car was totalled by Donnell Joyner.  Listen along and enjoy Donnell's childish behavior and the sloppy police work of SPD North Precinct. Don't miss the video release when we post the footage to our   tik tok: cumb_lord Subscribe on tik tok so you don't miss when we post it. Find all our links buttons on our website trynot2cum.com

Andy tried choking himself. Dan is out with a pressure sore. Nam has an old man moment. Tyler reflects upon childhood food scarcity. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy listens to Dancing in the Moonlight. Dan can't park his car. Nam finds 50 Bucks. Tyler was on Portlandia. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy gets heckled in Hawaii.  Dan sits down for another go at the LSATs.  Nam sets the record straight. Tyler takes The Dope Show to Hawaii. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Andy got alcohol poisoning in college.  Dan want's tiered disability passes. Nam saw Jaap Blonk. Tyler is taking Andy to Hawaii with the Dope Show. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

We had some major technical issues with this episode and now it's likely the shortest ep we've ever produced.  All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.