Podcasts about standupcomics

Comedians Mark Bailey and Mike Miller talk funny about the trend of comics doing podcasts, Jon Stewart steals Mark's comedy gestures, Reddit steals Mark's joke via Jimmy Carr, Mark's original joke that Ricky Gervais used years later on Golden Globes, arguing with venues on scheduling, why Mark should not comedy roast a restaurant owner before being served at that venue, a former mobster invites Mark to a sitdown, and writing jokes for speeches. Brought to you by Nagoyaradio.com, Nagoyacomedy.com, and stand up comic Mark Bailey.

The fellas chat about some their favorite Stand Up Comics Reach out to the hosts on Instagram and other platforms or shoot us an email @ wearerabidtrail@gmail.com The show on FB, Insta, and Twitter @wearerabidtrail TJ @kingcompliment Matt @thatmattdrummer Kalann @kalann.waves Aaron @whispapedia

In Nam's absence this episode got so derailed that it might be our shortest episode ever. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Hosts Sonia Mansfield and Margo D. get on stage and dork out about 1988's PUNCHLINE, starring Sally Field, Tom Hanks, and John Goodman. Dork out everywhere …Email at dorkingoutshow@gmail.comSubscribe on Apple PodcastsGoogle PlaySpotifyLibsynTune InStitcherhttp://dorkingoutshow.com/https://www.threads.net/@dorkingoutshowhttps://www.instagram.com/dorkingoutshow/https://www.facebook.com/dorkingoutshowhttps://twitter.com/dorkingoutshowThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5406530/advertisement

Andy gets jump kicked at a hate crime scene. Dan is getting a new car.  Tyler couldn't tell when musicians were gay. Nam seems fine. Sasha Rosser joins us for another episode. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.  

Today's guest on Madge Unmuted podcast is comedian Todd Youngman. Todd is currently opening up several shows in NY State for Fortune Feimster! Todd discusses the state of standup comedy and the current trend of audience members feeling entitled to do and say whatever they please during a comedy show. They also discuss Cynthia Plaster Caster and her casting rockstar penises and the possible fetish of... plaster casts.PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL WHILE YOU'RE HERE! :-)* Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/madgemadigan* My Website: https://madgemadigan.com/ * Audio podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/show/madge-unmuted* Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MadgeUnmuted * Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/madgemadigan * TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@madgemadigan

This week we bring you a very long, very special, X-Mas edition of the show.  Now we don't talk holiday stuff but we do have a guest that is a friend of Mikey's and he is a really funny comedian that comes to us all the way from Washington D.C. and goes by the name Jay Agbon.  Jay and Mikey started comedy together almost 7 years ago and they have had a story that has been waiting to be told for almost 6 years and it is a "wild ride" to say the least!  We had plenty of options for titles of this episode as it is jam packed with laughs as we discuss the rules of our own private islands, comedy, and crime.  We don't want to give too much away here in the description but we will say that our crime story this week features a man that took multiple forms of travel to go from Florida to Illinois to remove a certain body part of his ex-girlfriends new lover.  No you haven't guessed it based on the title but you will enjoy this episode.  Also, don't stop listening towards the end when you hear the music start because there is some s#@t talking that you don't want to miss. Jay's Instagram: JAYAGBONWASHERETwitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTMikey B. Instagram: @MIKEYBTHECOMICSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week we bring back our guest from one of our very first episodes, (episode 4 to be exact) comedian and fellow podcaster, Miles Francis.  You can check out Miles' The Simpsons-based podcast titled, "Best Darn Diddly" on all platforms.  We had another fun and hilarious episode with Miles this time, where we would probably get canceled if any of us actually had successful careers.  In this episode, we catch up on what we've gotten into since our last visit with Miles. We get creative with the QandA, wheels get spun, and we shop a couple of new jokes too. Then on crime stories, a woman robs banks to fund her plastic surgery exploits.  Her name must be as Iconic as her Face, or is it?! As always, tell your friends and coworkers about us and tell them to follow, like, subscribe, and leave us a comment wherever you can.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTMikey B. Instagram: @MIKEYBTHECOMICSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week we bring you another crime filled episode with no guest.  On this episode we cover the Richardson family murder that happened in Medicine Hat Canada.  That's right, the name of the town is Medicine Hat and that is not the only wacky detail of this horrific story.  There is a 300 year old  werewolf, a 12 year old girl, and a man named Steinke.  (pronounced stanky)We had a technological error and apologize for the quality of our audio this week and promise next week we will back too out top notch quality sound that you all have come to know and love.  As always, follow, like, subscribe,  leave a comment, and tell some friends about us.  No lames please. Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTMikey B. Instagram: @MIKEYBTHECOMICSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week our guest is comedian Gary Williams who comes to us all the way from Oklahoma City!  We had a very fun time and a lot of laughs with Gary where he tells us about a painfully erotic story with hand sanitizer, Mikey tells his story about how he got a super sexy spider bite, and a Wisconsin woman murders her friend with eye drops and tries to make it look like an overdose.  There is a lot more to this episode than what is described here.  Check it out and also check out our social media, (links below) and as always, follow, like, subscribe, comment, and leave us a good rating.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTMikey's Instagram; @MIKEYBTHECOMICGary's Instagram; @WHYNAMEMEGARYSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week we are up to our usual shenanigans with guest Shawn Santos in the studio with us and we had a lot of fun and laughs!  We cover two crime stories on this episode.  On the first story a South Carolina teacher accidently gives out some some dope rewards to a student, and by that we mean they were actually marijuana edibles.  The 2nd crime features an elderly man in his 80s that is "tickled pink" after shooting and killing his roommate from his lazy boy recliner.  This is a very fun episode and contains a lot of laughs! Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram for Mikey B.: @MIKEYBTHECOMICSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week we're back with another crime packed episode!  On this episode we feature 2 crime stories.  The 1st containing a scorned lover that just can't let go, and the 2nd covering the story of The Dating Game Killer.  You may have heard of the 2nd story before but you've never heard it from us!  We enjoy covering these crazy crime stories and we hope that you enjoy these crime filled episodes too.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTMikey B. on Instagram: @MIKEYBTHECOMICSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week we return strong with a hilarious episode packed with extra crime, extra jokes, and extra laughs!  The only thing we have less of this week is a guest.  We are working on switching things up and doing more solo episodes and maybe even some new and different content coming soon!  As always, make all of your friends follow, like, subscribe, and comment wherever it is that they are finding us.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTMikey B. On IG: @MIKEYBTHECOMICSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On the latest episode we feature Dallas comedian, Josh Stramiello!  We had a lot of fun with Josh and we also learned a few things about utilizing social media to help build your brand.  Don't worry, we were only serious for the first part of the episode and then we were right back to the usual filthy shenanigans the you have all come to love by now.  Also, on the crime this week, an Oklahoma man heats it up in the freezer section of a grocery store by being shitty.  As always, tell your friends to do what you have already done for us and by that we mean tell them to follow, like, subscribe, leave a comment, and connect with us on social media.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTMikey's Instagram: @MIKEYBTHECOMICSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

Jeremy continues to talk about Norm Macdonald, but decides to pitch a movie idea to Carrot Top.

This week we bring back comedian Liz Splatt for a very sexy, classy, and probably the raunchiest episode we have ever released!  If you aren't new to this podcast, then you know that is saying a lot!  We had a great time with Liz and it was a lot of fun talking 69s, our turn ons and offs, and we even give you 2 different crime stories on this edition of the podcast.  Tell your friends about us and connect with us on social media.  Live shows are getting closer by the day and we would love to know who would be interested in coming and participating.  As always, follow, like, subscribe, and leave us a good review or comment if applicable. Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTMikey's Instagram: @MIKEYBTHECOMICSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week we are back with a hilarious new guest who goes by the name of Jesus "Midnite" Castillo!  We had a great time kicking it with Midnite where we discussed some of the minutiae of performing standup comedy, dealing with hecklers, getting "too" ready for a sex date, a man that hires 2 other men to kidnap his wife, a rapper who tells on himself in his lyrics, and another man who jumps into gator infested waters to avoid traffic.  If you're already here, you'll see this episode is a lot of fun and we really hope you enjoy it.  Don't forget to connect with us on social media, (links below) and as always, we ask that you follow, like, subscribe, leave a review and comment.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTMikey's IG: @mikeybthecomicMidnite's IG: @midnitecomedySupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week we have the final member of The Vatos Chistosos crew, Rafael Sanguily in the studio with us!  On this episode we learn the origin of Rafael's comedy career and how he ended up doing a show at the world famous Comedy Store even though it was only his 3rd time being on stage!?!?!?  Also, Rafael tells us about a very interesting character he met when he was a cable guy and we talk about a police officer who definitely abused his power and gets caught and sentenced to prison for it in our favorite place for crime stories.  This episode was a lot of fun and we know you will enjoy it too.  Don't forget to tell your friends about it and have them check us out on social media, links below.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTMikey B. Instagram: @MIKEYBTHECOMICSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

You might recognize this week's guest as we comedian and host of The Basement Manifesto podcast Joey Johnson back in the studio with us!  We had a dirty good time with Joey as we talk about a pissload of gross topics and a Florida man sends his grandfather to be with his grandmother but not before he bends his ears more than just a little bit.  Check out Joey's podcast and tell your friends to check us out. Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTMikey's IG: @MIKEYBTHECOMICSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week's guest is the very funny and fun loving, Garvey Marcus!  We had an absolute blast with Garvey this week where we weigh the option of losing a nipple or gaining one, Mikey tries some new jokes, and we cover a crime where a woman in New York is looking for a new roommate after being kicked out for being an animal lover.  All of this and loads more fun and gross topics covered in this episode so jump on in and tell your friends to check out this podcast and don't forget to check us out on social media.  Live shows coming soon!Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTMikey B. on IG @MIKEYBTHECOMICSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week we have comedian Dan Danzy from the Counting Lights Podcast in the studio for a 2nd time and we had just as much if not more fun than the first time!  Check out this hilarious episode where we come up with a new game show, our fantasy fight matchups, and we talk about some mile high debauchery, (sky crimes).  Take half of your seat and throw it out because you're only going to need the edge of it!Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTMikey B. on Instagram: @MIKEYBTHECOMICSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

The boyz are back this week with a repeat guest from episode 5, comedian Zac Webb (a.k.a Mr. Knife Hits). We had a major good time this week where we cover a slew of topics.  To name a few, we spoke about the traits that make you a basic bitch, we toss in a bunch of bad accents just because, we break out the ol' spin wheel, and on a double shot of crime stories: a priest that is high on more than just Jesus possibly exposes demons in the Hierarchy, and a blatantly racist man that invites the world to his house and wishes a MF would - gets his wish to come true.  This episode is full of laughs from beginning to end! Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week on the show we feature comedian Cheyenne Rose Martin!  This is a very funny episode with a lot of laughs where we talk about a weird delicacy, things we would not ever eat, and we give you not one but two crime stories and a whole lot more.  Don't forget to force your friends to follow, like, and subscribe.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTMikey B.'s IG: @MIKEYBTHECOMICSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week we feature comedian Todd Birdwell on the show.  We had a lot of laughs with Todd on this episode where we talk, Jordans, comedy, and a very rare coincidence with some lottery winners.  Be sure to find and follow Todd on social media and while you're at it, do the same for this podcast.  We would love to interact with you!  Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTMikey's Instagram: @mikeybthecomicSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

We had a blast this week hanging out and laughing with comedian David Diaz!  On this episode we discuss an array of gross topics and we cover a very gross crime story from Miami where we discover that you don't have to go to south beach to get soaked.  All of this and more debauchery waiting for you to enjoy.  Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week we have a real treat of a guest for you when we have native Dallas comedian Kirstie Hayden!  We have a lot of fun with Kirstie and in this episode, we discuss relationship would you rathers, as well as what extent of skeletons we'd prefer (or not) to find in our parents' closets, everyone spins the wheel, and on crime stories we have a double shot, starting with a self-proclaimed "very rich man" who is arrested for riding in the back of his self-driving Tesla.  Didn't know that was a crime but interesting to see how it all unfolds.  Also, a woman impersonates the prosecutor in her case, to attempt to get her stalking and meth charges dismissed - will she get away with it, or get the pleasure of 3 hots and a cot for a while?   There's so much fun in this episode that we can't put it all in the description and you're just going to have to listen to the whole damn thing.  Also, connect with us on all social media platforms.  (IG is the best way to do this part, although FB and the bird work too)Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week we are back in the studio with the very cool and funny comedian, Sri Raj!  We had a blast this week and hope you enjoy the episode as much as we did recording.  In this episode we cover a lot of hilarious topics and on crime stories, we cover 2 different crime stories, starting with an American rich kid and his friend go to Rhome Italy to clear his mind of his recent charges in America and these 2 boys end up stabbing someone in a botched drug deal, and then a Romanian man allegedly kills his sex partner with a carrot.  That's right, a carrot, just like the one Bugs Bunny can be seen gnawing on.  Enjoy the show and connect with us on social media and please force your friends and family to check us out.  Wouldn't they be a lot cooler if they did?Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

After a brief hiatus where Mikey under went some pretty serious dental work, we are back!  Special return episode this week where we have no guest and we cover the hard hitting topics as you can tell from the title of this one.  On this episode, Jason and Mikey cover some very gross would you rathers, an Utah woman gets charged and has to register as a sex offender after being topless around her step kids, and a woman gets sentenced to 20 years in prison after she is caught with child pornography and evidence of her abusing her own children and the family dog.  Hopefully this monster never gets out of prison.  We really hope you enjoy the show and if you can think of any new slurs for white people, we would love to hear them and you can dm them to us on social media.  Tell your friends to follow, like, subscribe, and leave us many comments.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week on the podcast we feature a member of the Vatos Chistosos comedy group, Fernando "Panda" Chacon.  In this episode Mikey teaches Panda how to cure thigh chaffing (life hack episode here), we come up with a great new merch idea for Mikey (coming soon), and a Florida woman gets some jail time for purposely coughing on a cancer patient.  As long as Florida is around, we will always have crimes to make fun of.  Be sure to check us out on social media and follow, like, subscribe, and leave us a review and comment wherever applicable. Links in the comments Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

Episode #126 of Fantasy House, Kylie Hodges takes us on a guided tour of her fantasy house! https://kyliehodges.com *(warning: recorded with ZOOM so sound quality is "zoom like") *Here's 2 recommended places to donate that Fantasy house also donates to:  1. https://www.rescue.org 2. https://www.janegoodall.org Here's this one, haven't donated yet but looking into it. Please let us know your experience if you have worked with them: 8billiontrees.com Artwork by Jon Shefsky and Ryan J Ebelt from Kill Tony at the Comedy Store Theme Song by Shefsky and Joel "Joelberg" Jimenez from Kill Tony at the Comedy Store Fantasy House is the worlds only NSFW Real Estate Podcast. Recorded at the World Famous Comedy Store in Hollywood California and Roy Tigre's Tigheland Studios in Burbank California *Fun Fact: The city of Burbank was founded in 2003 by Bill Burr.  BE SILLY HAVE FUN! CRiiiME PATREON!!! FANTASY HOUSE with Jon Shefsky  #blessedguest  Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Claire Heart Hand Made Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services  Dee Ketelson and A Peace That Remains        

After a brief hiatus, the boyz are back!  This week is another special episode with just the creators of the show, Jason & Mikey B.   In this episode, Mikey gives a sneak peek at 1 of the songs he's been working on and tries out several of his new jokes on Jason.  Also, we cut out the spin wheel for this episode to make room to cover a few different crime stories where a man ruins x-mas for his family in a Weekend At Bernie's type situation, and a woman swims through a swampy magic door in a canal in Florida and gets trapped in a drainage tunnel - naked, of course.  We are happy to be back and we really hope you enjoy and tell a friend about us.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week's featured guest is none other than the nationally known headlining comedian Jon Stringer!  We had a great time in the studio with Jon where we discuss a very wide range OG topics that include but are not limited to, pube removal, or as Jon would say, "Bagging The Leaves", porn viewing preferences, Mike being human filth, and a man in line in the drive-thru at chick-fil-a opens his truck door to stop and help apprehend a suspect that he sees running from a cop.  As always, this week is a lot of fun and we know you will enjoy it.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week's guest is the very funny comedian, Michael Reed.  We had a lot of fun on this one where we discuss bros before hoes and we determine that it's actually hoes before bros, hunting vs. farming, Jeremy Renner's rock song, (it's a real thing, google it pal) and on crime stories, a man robs a Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles late night one night.  Listen in to find out what all he took before flying the coup!  All of this and much more fun packed into this episode for you to enjoy.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week's featured comedian is Shahyan Jahani.  This week we discuss everything from religious stories, muscle milk, a man that plans to eat his date, and a whole lot more!  We had a great time getting to know Shahyan and we know you will too.  Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week we feature a very funny comedian and member of the Vatos Chistosos, Diego Morales.  In this episode we discuss Mikey getting censored on a live show, Diego's hair loss and effects of Jack in the Box, and on crime stories, a teacher gets caught masturbating in her classroom when someone sees the video she posts of it online!  What ultimately happens to her, and what jokes got Mikey B. censored?  Check out this episode and answer all the questions your heart is desiring.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On the 50th episode, we are joined in the studio with Dallas comedian, Gretchyo where we discuss running shows, songs that annoy us, and the proprietor of an Egyptian bakery ends up in jail for their erotic/illegal cupcakes.  We really enjoyed getting back in the studio after surviving the very bad inclement weather we just lived thru (in Texas) and we think it is obvious in this very entertaining episode.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCAST Support the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

After a short hiatus, while the new studio was being set up, we are back with a great start to recording in the new digs.  This week we present a solo episode, or maybe you call it a duo episode, as we have no guest and it is just Jason and Mikey.  This week we give you the cure to wash any song out of your head that gets stuck in there, we also discuss the use of the word Oriental, and speaking of which, on crime stories, a man in Tokyo delivers a smear or two of his own poop to an innocent bystander's face.  This is a great episode and we definitely will start doing more of these kind of episodes.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week's episode features comedian Peng Dang where we discuss what kind of BJwe would give if the opportunity presented itself. We also discuss choking chickens, and we invented a new term - Gweefing/guy queefing (when your fart gets trapped between your thigh and your balls.) Then on crime stories, a man in Georgia gets caught stealing almost a million dollars from his job at a Kroger grocery store.  How? Listen to find out... also, if you are enjoying this podcast and you want to pitch in and help us out, there is a free way to do that.  All you have to do is leave us a five-star review and a comment if where you listen to us allows and if it doesn't, you can follow, like, subscribe, and connect with us on social media.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTYoutube: https://youtu.be/N-3lt7dd2J8Support the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week we feature Dallas comedian Zach Arredondo where we talk about his cute little nips, regret or revenge, and Jason covers a story where a Louisiana man gets off by tricking unsuspecting nurses (plural) into changing his diapers. Now that's a crappy date! Sorry, couldn't help it. Join in on all the fun and keep up with the grotesque madness we call a podcast by checking out our social media and doing the whole follow, like, and subscribe thing we've been begging you to do.  XOXO.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week's episode features the very funny Dallas comedian Andy Franklin where we discuss hairy women and why we love them, places we've accidentally ejaculated, andon crime stories, a middle school student at a Florida school brings 3 guns to school to"show the principal" innocently.  All of that and a lot more filibustered into this episode.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week we feature the very funny comedian Arun Rama. We discuss the differencesbetween bitch moves & boss moves, horror movies, and real-life horrors, where Aruntries to fool killer robots by becoming a sexy lady, somewhat like we live in a cartoon or something. Then on crime stories, a man in the UK tries to "procure" an underaged girl and it turns out that he is so stupid (68 IQ - “mildly impaired or delayed”) that they consideralternative punishment options. Follow us, ESPECIALLY on YouTube, where you can watch all of our videos, and be sure to leave a review on "AP" if you wanna get a promo gift and a shout out from the show on the air. Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week features comedian Eddy Trevino. On this episode, we discuss the benefits of OldLadies & PS5s, Mike takes on the toilet paper company big business, and we createthe idea of “WeenTones”. Then on Crime stories, we spill some Tea on Rapper Lil Wayne'srecent legal issues and a woman in London gets her karma paid back to her after yearsof making false claims of rape and sexual assault on multiple men who were imprisonedbecause of her.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On the 43rd episode we feature hilarious Dallas comedian and Comic Roast Champ,Joey Johnson! This week we discuss Joey's relationship with his mother, maskshaming, and on crime stories, 2 female teachers get busted hooking up with a studentwhose text messages reveal "had sex with them for hours through the night and into theearly morning."  This week as always was a lot of fun and we think it really shows!  Don't forget to give us that 5-star rating, leave us a comment, follow, like, and subscribe to this filthy delight we call a show.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week's episode was just a damn good time to record with Dallas comedian, DanDanzy! There is a lot of laughs in store for you when you fire up this bad boy. Thisweek we talk about what Jason would call is a "hot button issue" about gender fluidity,also we discuss chainsaw dildos, and on crime stories, a homeless man is arrested forhaving sex with a dead lady. Sometimes it's a little gross but if you are on the 42nd episode you are used to our kind of filth by now.If you like this podcast you can show us for free just how much you like us by giving us a 5-star rating, leaving a comment, following, liking, or subscribing.  Any one of these things or a combination of these actions is greatly appreciated.Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000Facebook: FACEBOOK.COM/THEOPENMIKEPODCASTInstagram: @THEOPENMIKEPODCASTYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

Dallas comedian, Phil Garcia is the guest on this week's episode where we discusswhom/what Mario from the video games and cartoon really might've been, also we findout that there is not much that we wouldn't do for one million dollars, and on crimestories a woman overdosed on cocaine in probably one of the worst ways you wouldwant to take cocaine – or at least one of the worst to have to explain to her family andloved ones about what happened. We had a very good time hanging out with Phil and we know you will too.  After you've had that good time, be sure to let us know by giving us a review and leaving a comment and as always, don't forget to follow, like, subscribe, and check us out on social media.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

The 40th episode is hilariously packed with laughs and features one of Dallas' mostcreative comedians, TV Corrales! This week we find out that TV used to have aventriloquist puppet that looked exactly like himself, TV also tells us some veryinteresting stories from his single-guy days, and on crime stories, a woman fakes akidnapping and weird injuries to herself in an attempt to frame her boyfriend. When wesay weird, we mean WEIRD AF!If you are enjoying this podcast and you want to pitch in and help us out, there is a free way to do that.  All you have to do is leave us a five-star review and a comment if where you listen to us allows and if it doesn't, you can follow, like, subscribe, and connect with us on social media.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week we feature comedian Head Richards where we discuss the values that wereinstilled in us as young men and as it turns out, we were raised on blunts! Also, WE discuss wrestling tactics, and on crime stories, a home-based sex change operation is busted in Oklahoma, and take a wild guess what this work from home doctor was doing with all those wieners he was chopping off?  Or, you can just check out this episode and find out.  As always, don't forget to follow, like, and subscribe.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week The Open Mike Podcast has the very funny and extremely hard-workingcomedian Tony Casillas in the studio. We had a hilarious “go at it” with this silly goose!On the episode we try Twinkie infused beer, we talk about bad gigs, lighten the moodwith discussions about super sexy foods, and on crime stories a group of men decides toburglarize a gun store - because we all know the one place that would never ever beprepared to be robbed would be the store that sells guns! All that and a lot more.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week's episode features Dallas comedian Stephen Gammill (2 L's). We had a tonof fun in the studio where we talked about a woman bringing her child with her toWalmart to help her build a bomb in the store, Mikey celebrates 25 years of beingstoned, and we learn that Jason is most comfortable at home in a pair of chucks andnothing else.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week's episode features two hilarious Oklahoma comedians, Jon McMillan andAdrian Corwin. We had a great time with these guys in the studio where we discussedwhat we hate actually about comedy, moments where we said, "F - this, I'm out!", andon crime stories, ex WWE Champion Alberto Del Rio may face up to 99 years in prisonfor wrestling with his emotions – via his traumatized girlfriend, and likely new ex.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On the latest edition of the show, we have a return guest, Anthony Walton! You mightremember this comic from episode 17 titled, "Anthony & The Sex Moans". We have abrand new raunchy and funny episode for everyone to enjoy where we discuss Anthonymoving back into his parent's house, we talk about a different kind of love shack, and oncrime stories 2 Florida men steal an alligator and force it to drink beer until the gatorgets mad enough to bite 1 of their arms off!FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

The Open Mike Podcast Returns strong this week with a very funny episode featuringlocal Dallas comedian David Merriken. On this episode we talk about the new craze withteenagers from Indonesia which is boiling tampons and using what's left to get to gethigh on. That's right, the kids down under are getting high on what you find down under!Also, a Louisiana priest faces 5 to 20 years in prison for filming and participating in athreesome with a couple of adult women, thankfully. We had a blast hanging out with Dave and if you enjoy it too, get on apple podcasts and go ahead and give us 5 stars and then leave us a comment and say whatever you want about us and as always, don't forget to follow like and subscribe.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On the season 1 finale, we feature the very funny comedian An Nguyen. We had somuch fun recording this episode! This week we discuss (BBL) Brazilian butt lifts,gaining powers such as levitating and teleportation, and on a pair of crime stories, ayoutuber makes his mark by pooping in Nancy Pelosi's driveway, and a 32-year-oldyoung Entrepreneur in Vietnam gets busted for running an operation that washes and re-packages used condoms.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week was so fun and so gross! On the latest episode, we feature local up andcoming comedian Joanna Scissons where we discuss dating do's and don'ts, (mostlydon'ts), Mikey finds out that he's fortunately not a racist, and on crime stories, somedude's wife catches him cheating on her - with his mom! That's illegal if you didn't know. FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

Episode 31 was a lot of fun with a special debut of us getting actual video for ourpodcast. This week we feature local DFW up and coming comedian Ferris Tamim andwe have a lot of fun with Ferris where we discuss things like would you rather sound orlook like someone from the opposite sex, we try out some new jokes, and on crimestories, we talk about the charges against porn legend Ron Jeremy. Ron is currentlyfacing up to a 250-year sentence! I know right? What did he do? Take a listen and find out and when you do, don't forget to follow, like, subscribe, and leave us a comment along with that 5-star rating you're going to give us on apple podcasts so that we can get more great sponsors and do more episodes for you guys.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

The 30th episode is here and it features comedian Danny J. This week we had a lot offun with Danny where we discuss the pros and cons of lice or crabs, and on a pair ifcrime stories, a man steals a lady's shorts while she is wearing them and jogging, andanother man attempts to rob a KFC by trying to force an employee to open therestaurant back up after they closed and make him some of that 11 herbs and spices original recipe chicken. If you are on Apple Podcasts go ahead and give us that 5-star rating you know we deserve and leave us a comment.  As always, don't forget to follow, like, and subscribe.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

The 29th episode features the very funny and original Dallas comedian Jon Marcus!This week we discuss Jon almost accepting a job working for the Tiger King, and oncrime stories, we have a teenager that burns unsuspecting homeless men with gasoline,and a coked-out man named Dallas that ends up killing his mother and girlfriend in histrailer because he was having a bad day. Despite the dark turn, we had a blast with Jonand we think you will too. Give us a 5-star review on apple podcasts and as always don't forget to follow, like, and subscribe.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week our guest is none other than the Savage, Lizz Splatt! We had a blast withLizz and on this episode we discuss a poor gamer whose game got all too real when thecops were called at 4 am because the neighbors thought Crash Bandicoot was actuallyin his apartment and he pays dearly for their mistake, an 8-year-old boy was alsoarrested and charged with felony assault for taking a swing at his substitute teacher,and Lizz teaches us about her skincare secrets to staying rejuvenated during a pandemic. This week was so much fun and if you enjoy it too you can give a 5-star rating on apple podcasts and leave a comment, we would really appreciate that and as always don't forget to follow, like, and subscribe if you haven't already done so.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On the 27th episode we feature the fantastically hilarious Dallas Comedian Kerry Smith!This week we get gifts from Kerry for our dongs, we discuss why Oklahoma might bebad news for us in particular, and on crime stories, a lady beats her soon to be ex-husband to near death with a car bumper, (Bashira Smash!) and also a Russian rappergets chopped & screwed, literally. This is a very fun episode and you should listen until the end.  If you are able to leave us a comment, please do so and as always, give a follow, like, & subscribe.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On the 26th episode we feature our hilarious friend and comedian Luis Juarez and thisepisode was especially funny! This week we discuss the wrong things to say after sex,Luis announces his new podcast Essential Nonsense, and on crime stories, a teachertries to smoke a joint and a bit more with a 15-year-old student of hers. Not OK!Make sure and leave us a comment and as always, follow, like, and subscribe.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On the 25th episode we have local Dallas Comedian Matt McElhone with us in the studio.This week Matt tells us what the open mic scene in South Korea is like, we find out whyMikey loves baseball so much, and on crime stories, a man pays a bum to do a backflipand he dies! Find out why... As always, don't forget to follow, like, subscribe, and leave us a comment.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week we have Dallas comedian Shiva Ary on the show where we talk about whereJason gets his sunny disposition from, Shiva tells us why he's not gay yet, and on crimestories a lady in Manhattan keeps a dead body in her freezer for over 10 years!FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On the 23rd episode we feature Dallas comedian Parker Slavens and we have a lot oflaughs talking about his recent sexual exploits, another person falling victim to assaultand battery by way of a tasty burger, and we come up with some new holidays tocelebrate.  Check it out and tell us what you think by leaving us a comment and as always, tell your friends to follow, like, and subscribe to our wonderfully idiotic show.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On this episode we have the most specialist guest we've had so far, HeadlineComedian Jon Stringer! This week we discuss our porn viewing preferences, Mike findsout he used to accidentally be kind of racist back in the day, (not anymore!) and oncrime stories, a husband and wife in Nebraska do some terrible and horrific things totheir family and loved ones, so much so that they end up in Oklahoma and even thatwasn't enough punishment for these monsters! Find us on all social media and podcasting platforms and as always we ask that you follow, like, subscribe, and comment anywhere that you can.  Say whatever you want even if it is "hey, these guys aren't good."FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

Episode 21 is here and now our podcast is old enough to party! This episode featuresguest standup comedian Derrick Jack where we discuss winning over crowds of peoplewho never wanted you in the first place, masters of bating, and on crime stories wehave a lady who faked her death and then made a pit stop at home to binge watch TheOffice 1 more time before disappearing for real. Tell us what you think if you're on apple podcasts and if this is your first time with us, follow, like, and subscribe to be alerted every week when we upload a new episode.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

Here are a few clips from some different episodes to give you an idea of the ridiculousness we are all about.  Feel free to leave a comment.  Also, follow, like, subscribe, and connect with us on your favorite social media platform.Support the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

The 20th episode of the Open Mike Podcast features Dallas comedian Emily Grefer.We had a great time with Emily talking about nipples, bong sharts, and on crime stories,we learn the best way to smuggle your needles into jail - so listen up kids! If you're on Apple Podcasts tell us what you think by leaving us a comment or connect with us on any social media platform and share your thoughts with us.  As always, don't forget to follow, like, and subscribe.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On the 19th episode of The Open Mike Podcast, we have the very funny and very baldcomedian Lawrence Rosales. Recording with Lawrence was an absolute blast and wethink all of you will actually laugh out loud when you give it a listen. This week wediscuss drug addictions, what Mikey will put up with for a hot wife, and on crime stories,a man wakes his girlfriend with a burger slap to the face! (Must've been a Whopper!)  Tell us what you think or leave us a random comment if you're on apple podcasts and as always follow, like, subscribe and connect with us on social media.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On the 18th episode we have not 1 but 2 hilarious guests by the names of DanielMagden and Geoffery Eggleston from sunny California. This week we learn how Daniellost his virginity in a real life “cumming of age story”, we find out that Geoff failed danceclass miserably, and on crime stories, a man goes down on his wife and never comes back up. We enjoy doing these podcasts for everyone and if you guys enjoy hearing them, follow, like, subscribe, and leave us a comment wherever you can.  Say whatever you want from it's cold and dark in here or these guys suck but they're pretty cool.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On the 17th episode we have our very good friend Anthony Walton on the podcast andwe find out just how sexy this tiger can roar! Anthony also gives us some newsoundbites and we find out The Legend of Zelda is based on a real person that likes to get wet by doing the dirty dust.  Don't forget to leave us a comment on apple podcasts and as always, follow, like, and subscribe.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

Episode 16 is here and this week we have the spunky, spooky, groovy, gravy baby,Jamie Gravy! That is literally all the details you need or will get out of us. Listen to thisepisode in its entirety! Everyone loves Jamie Gravy and since we had him on the showeveryone legally has to love us now.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week we have the very creative and funny comic Kate Greathouse! In thisepisode Mikey recaps his trip and shenanigans in Galveston, Kate helps us plan somenew crimes, and police apprehend “the watermelon man” through his TikTok posts. This is a really fun and funny episode and we think you will really enjoy it.  You can let us know what you think either way by leaving us a comment and as always, don't forget to follow, like, and subscribe.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On this episode we the very distinguished Josh Elrick! This week we longingly admireJosh's new mustache and all of its incredible-ness, we discuss Mike's new underwearchoices, and we realize that more than ever, the world needs more Madea. It's a steamyone folks! Thank you for checking us out and as always, don't forget to follow, like, subscribe, and leave us those precious comments.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On the 13th episode, we have a very special guest, Jonathan Jones. This week, Jason shows us how to make a grocery store cashier very uncomfortable, Mike asserts dominance over his housemates, and on crime stories, a woman might or might not have been eaten by an alligator when she doesn't listen to her friend's advice.  As always, hit that subscribe button, follow, like, and leave us a comment.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On the 12th episode, we have the very funny Katlynn Hasenauer on the podcast. This week on crime stories, a creep gets naked and hides in someone else's chimney during a game of hide and seek and wound up hiding out in a jail cell, a superfan breaks into Eminem's home while his security was asleep, and we find out what Mike wants his new pet name with the ladies to be. Our stats say this is the best podcast you're not enjoying but we're not going to stop because we're bored. Our stats say this is the best podcast you're not enjoying but we're not going to stop because we're bored.  If you're bored too, follow, like, subscribe, and leave us a comment.  Also, find us on social media and send us memes and gifs.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

The show gets dark. The chapel crew almost refuse to continue. But the criminals are still out there, refusing to follow the law. How will the show go on without their beloved boss? Watch the 21 Jump Street episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT8EJBwcGu8&list=PLFtpZ659RpvH3PMOFzO5AyOS-oZxViiNz&index=7 Meet us in the chapel at 6th & Jump. Intro graphic by Tanner Williams - @lilkinky69 Theme song by Pepper Goins - @PepperCutsGrass and The Rushmore Podcast Thumbnails by Chris Cheney - @notthatcheney Production by Becky Rodriguez - @humanplac3s

In this edition of The Open Mike Podcast, we have the bold and hilarious comedian Colton Jones! This week we try to offend both kinds of Indians, we invent meditation pants, and on crime stories a man forces a woman, who may be his landlord or a stranger, to watch the 9-hour version of roots in an effort to eliminate her racism.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On this special episode, we have the very talented musician Matt Cochran! That's right, we now have musicians too. It was really cool watching Matt riff on his synthesizer and saxophone and we still found a way for him to do the open mic portion of the show. This week on crime stories a woman beats up a man for some crab legs at an Alabama seafood buffet, (we've all been there right?), we learn that beautiful women in fedoras are just tricking us into liking them, and we find out it's easier to masturbate alone.  FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

Episode 9 features our very funny friend Jorge Cortez! We learn about fun shapes, the do's and don't of natural selection, and washing your ass – very important, and on crime stories, a Connecticut man creates his own quarantine lockdown when he camps out in a shutdown restaurant and drinks 70 bottles of liquor in 4 days! I guess that is the only way to make Applebee's taste good in his neighborhood.  Don't forget to follow, like, subscribe, pretty much anywhere you stream podcasts and all social media outlets. FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

This week we had the very funny, very orange, and strange stand-up comedian Tom Murphy on the show where we learn a new term for gingers. We are attempted to be convinced that gingers have souls, and on crime stories and we found out that the Easter bunny is a very generous pervert in some parts.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On the seventh episode of The Open Mike Podcast, we have special guest Zachariah Simmons. Zach's comedy tends to have a different perspective and that's one of the things we love about him. This week a man farts on his girlfriend and gets charged with assault with a silent but deadly blow, and another man gets robbed of his weed by the police! It was only 4 grams but he insists it was really good weed.  Enjoy the show and don't forget to like, follow, subscribe, and leave a comment if there is a spot for that.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

In this episode the boys decide on a podcast name and dig in to the second half of the series pilot. Bad driving and multiple cases of breaking cover later, Ari Shaffir, Big Jay Oakerson and Dan Soder can't believe that any of the writers had ever been to a drug deal. Meet us in the cathedral at 6th & Jump.

On episode 6 of The Open Mike Podcast, our featured guest is the larger than life up and coming comedian Jon Kelly. This week a pervert goes fishing using pie as his bait, we learn that sometimes gathering evidence is a shit job - literally, also we talk comedy shop and have another installment of the open mic. We had a great time recording and hope you have fun listening.  Follow, like, subscribe, and leave us a comment.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On the 5th episode of The Open Mike Podcast, we have very funny up & coming comedian Zac Webb. This week we talk survival tools for being on a deserted island, doctor prescribed self-love, and on crime stories, a woman gets sued after a man tries to rape her so she bites off his peen and stabs him in the butt. Was justice serviced? Find out how the story ends in this episode. Don't forget to like, follow, subscribe, and leave a comment.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On Episode 4 of The Open Mike Podcast, we have with us, comedian and host of the Best Darn Diddly podcast (The Simpsons centered), Mr. Most Days Off himself Miles Francis. We talk The Simpsons, Michael Jackson's innocence - or lack thereof, and on crime stories, we find out why you shouldn't store any of your neighbor's stuff in your garage.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On episode 3 we have with us Micah Brown, comedian of 3 years and also, from "The Crowd's Fault" podcast. This week, we start a rumor, our guest orgasms all over the globe in the name of military procedure, and on crime stories, someone commits a robbery after they fill up on pump 4 with a debit card.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

In episode 2 we have the boys from The Before and After Podcast in the studio! (Tony Casillas & Parker Slavens). In this episode we trade stories about interacting with the crowd members after the show, someone's cousin blows up a closet with a hand grenade, and on crime stories, some pervert steals some pool floats with the best/stickiest of intentions.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

On the debut episode of our podcast recorded in Mikey B's closet during the outbreak of the national pandemic. Mikey B answers some of Jason's questions about performing comedy, we have a brief open mic, we talk about finding dildos, stinky microphones, and we also talk corona crimes in our first ever The Open Mike Podcast crime stories.FB: The Open Mike PodcastTwitter: @openmike5000IG: @theopenmikepodcastYoutube: The Open Mike PodcastSupport the show (https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2866632300953600404)

Mackenzie takes a serious look at some hilarious marketing strategies, including comedy films, stand up comedians, and sitcoms, to develop some outstanding marketing strategies for your business.As always, if you enjoyed the show, follow us and subscribe to the show: you can find us on iTunes or on any app that carries podcasts as well as on YouTube. Please remember to subscribe and give us a nice review. That way you’ll always be among the first to get the latest GSMC Marketing News Podcasts.We would like to thank our Sponsor: GSMC Podcast NetworkAdvertise with US: http://www.gsmcpodcast.com/advertise-with-us.htmlWebsite: http://www.gsmcpodcast.com/marketing-podcast.htmlITunes Feed : https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/gsmc-marketing-podcast/id1490736877?uo=4GSMC YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCyphDlbgi1NLAYPtXws41QTwitter: https://twitter.com/gsmc_mktingnewsFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/gsmcmarketing/Disclaimer: The views expressed on the GSMC Marketing News Podcast are for entertainment purposes only. Reproduction, copying, or redistribution of The GSMC Marketing News Podcast without the express written consent of Golden State Media Concepts LLC is prohibited.

The incredibly talented and funny comedian Alifie Brown comes to talk to the AIDIF boys abut his experience of going trough a divorce then having a one night stand with a girl. To then get a message four months later saying she is having his baby. We also discuss all things corona related. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/aidifpod)

Don’t you love a fresh ep of your fav podcast! We’re back, for the 342nd week in a row (which I know seems off by six episodes but there have been some specials and to be continues and the like) Spelling and pronunciation are often pain points in relationships and the like, we discuss. Tee and his partner celebrate her birthday. Box went to see Dave Chappelle and we laugh about his comedy and Dan shares his experience at the event. We recorded this right after Academy Award Nominations were released and discuss the outcry over the nominations. Tatum l TAYREL713 l Lunchbox l Gabe DOWNLOADS l RSS l Apple Podcast l Google Play l Spotify l TuneIn l Facebook l Twitter l YouTube l Stitcher l Email l Amazon Wish List l Merch l Patreon I Rate This Podcast PHONE l 216-302-8763 #Comedy #Culture #Social #Foodie #230HuronRdEast #SusysSoup #Pronunciation #Birthdays #StandUpComics #JimGaffigan #DaveChappelle #AcademyAwards #OscarSoWhite #Diversity #MyNameIsDolemite #TomHanks #ABeautifulDayInTheNeighborhood

"so roll em up , sack em up , pack em up and move em out"

Dana Moon and Syd have a fun filled conversation today. Dana Moon is a Stand-Up Comedian, Actress and Writer known for appearances on major TV networks such as Netflix, Fox, MTV, Oxygen and Hulu.She attended University of Southern California, and graduated with a Bachelor of Arts Degree in Theatre. After college Dana studied improv at The Groundlings theater where she birthed characters such as Duke Ellington, Day-Day, Empty LA Girl, Blessed By The Lord Lady, Janelle Waters and The Ross Lady. Dana made her first TV appearance as the lead in Oxygen channels’ "Straight up with a Twist." She has most recently been on Russell Simmons’ new network, All Def Digital, in several videos gone viral called "Is It True?" She has also done man-on-the-street pranks for Fox's hit daytime show "The Real." Dana hosts and created the Moon Me podcast on iTunes that has currently been trending on the iTunes comedy charts! Currently you can see Dana on Netflix "Nailed IT" and in recurring sketches on ADDTV that air Friday nights on MTV2. She also made her stand up TV debut on Laughs on Fox. Be sure to check it out streaming on Hulu right now! Dana completed two national tours covering thirty-one cities, and currently travels the country and performs stand-up regularly at the Comedy Store, Laugh Factory, Hollywood Improv, Flappers, HaHa Comedy Club and the Westside Comedy Theater in Southern California. Today, Dana and Syd have a heart to heart and talk about mooning people, podcasting naked, craigslist jobs, online dating, addictive personalities, losing loved ones, military guys with crabs and much more. Stay tuned! Highlights: Mooning, because it’s my last name Fat kid at heart Online dating and catfish dates STD checks while not being sexually active Character acting Molly binges Shutting on your heart from romance An entire military base with crabs Nature, comedy, connection   Syd Social Media Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/girlinstarupted YouTube – https://www.youtube.com/user/SYDWILDER Instagram – @sydwilder https://www.instagram.com/sydwilder/?hl=en Instagram - @GirlInstarupted https://www.instagram.com/girlinstarupted/?hl=en Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/TheRealSydWilder/ Email: Syd@GirlInstarupted.com   Dana Moon Website: https://www.danamoonme.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/danamoonme/?hl=en Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/danamoonme Twitter: https://twitter.com/danamoonme                          

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In this episode, I chat with Aditi Mittal and Karunesh Talwar about heartwarming responses to our stand-up, sexism in Indian comedy and why some men hate feminists. You can listen to this show and other awesome shows on the IVM Podcast App on Android: https://goo.gl/tGYdU1 or iOS: https://goo.gl/sZSTU5 You can check out our website at http://www.ivmpodcasts.com/

In this episode, I chat with Amit Tandon and Gurmehar Kaur about resting bitch face, State Bank of India and rape culture. You can listen to this show and other awesome shows on the IVM Podcast App on Android: https://goo.gl/tGYdU1 or iOS: https://goo.gl/sZSTU5 You can check out our website at http://www.ivmpodcasts.com/

In this episode, I chat with Neeti Palta and Anshu Mor about strange post-show compliments, plagiarism in comedy and Twitter apologies. You can listen to this show and other awesome shows on the IVM Podcast App on Android: https://goo.gl/tGYdU1 or iOS: https://goo.gl/sZSTU5 You can check out our website at http://www.ivmpodcasts.com/

In this episode, I chat with Atul and Radhika about potholes in Bombay, comedy critics, and period leave. You can listen to this show and other awesome shows on the IVM Podcast App on Android: https://goo.gl/tGYdU1 or iOS: https://goo.gl/sZSTU5 You can check out our website at http://www.ivmpodcasts.com/