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Off Rip is a podcast by life-long best friends. We talk about life experiences, relationships, hip hop, culture, the life of a Filipino American, and everything in between. Our goal is to make you laugh, cry, and contemplate life choices. That’s just how

Off Rip Podcast


    • Apr 3, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 35m AVG DURATION
    • 52 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Off Rip Podcast

    Ep 52: Eenie Meenie Miney Mo, Catch a Tiga by the Toe

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2023 81:41


    We are back with Off Rip after a hiatus. Dalton lost someone in his family and we've postponed the podcast for a couple of week, but his family has closure now and we are back with another great episode of Off Rip Podcast! This week we start the podcast off with some dad jokes. Then we talk about what ticks us off, new tobacco law in California, what happens if you die with an erection, Lil Nas X apologizing to the T community, the word "jipped", other sayings the pod didn't know was racist, Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song, fully automated McDonalds locations, Snoop Dogg, Soulja Boy, and much more. Hilarious episode and Nelson the Screenman has a really good time with us as well. This podcast is brought to you by Dubby. Like and subscribe, follow on all streaming platforms, leave a comment, leave a review. We love ya'll!

    Ep 51: Fiery Twos | Ass Blast Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2023 112:13


    We're back with another great episode of Off Rip Podcast! This week we talk about Chris Rock's stand-up special, Pete Davidson, trans rights, marriage, band names, Glorilla, teacher/student relationships, double standards, Hot Ones, Ranch Ice Cream, and much more. Thanks for all your love and support. Like and subscribe, follow us on all streaming platforms, tell your friends about these two kinda funny guys.

    Ep 50: Did Somebody Lose Their License? (feat. Jun)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2023 87:00


    This week we have a very special guest all the way from Vegas! Jun is here for the pod! We talk about the old clubs in Jacksonville, Jake Paul's loss, Everything Everywhere All At Once, scary movies, who has been our favorite guest, Chris Brown's antics, J Cole, Drake, and Kendrick's retirements, and much more! We're at episode 50! A milestone for any podcast! Thank you for all your love and support. We appreciate any fans and anyone subscribing.

    Ep 49: I Don't Give a !@#$ About No Credit Sco'

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2023 98:41


    Let's GOOO! Episode 49 we're one episode away from the big 5-0 (not messin with 5-0 though) Nelson is our new screenman and man! He did such a great job! This week we talk about Da Brat's pregnancy, renting Jordans from Rent-A-Center, Cher and her boyfriend AE, New Orleans, about if we had social media back in the day, R Kelly being sentenced concurrently, Jon B's sideburns, having white nipple hair, girl Tik Tokers in public gyms, Glorilla's song, Netflix's genius reality television, Southern California's historic blizzards and rainfall, and MORE! Such a great episode. The team really brought it this week! Thank you to all of our supporters and listeners we really appreciate every single one of ya'll. See you next week!

    Ep 48: UFOs, Toxic Train Wrecks, Arctic Blasts, Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2023 89:28


    It's back to Dalton and Jon B again this week and the team did not disappoint! We are back with another great episode of Off Rip Podcast. This week we talk about the arctic blast of -108 degrees in New Hampshire, the recent UFO sightings and shootings, China's balloon, Chris Brown's take on Chrisean and Blueface, Perfect Match, cooking stupid meals on Tik Tok, iShowSpeed's conversation with Drake, and more! We have a screen behind us now so the viewers can see what we see! Thank you for your love and support. Thank you for listening. Leave a comment, like, subscribe, and tell a friend about Off Rip Podcast!

    Ep 47: What Happened to Manti Te'o? Boxing, That 90's Show, and Catfishing (feat. A.D)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2023 92:30


    This week we have a very special first time guest on the pod: A.D! A.D brought such great energy. We really enjoyed recording this episode. This week we talk about running 5k's, boxing, getting in shape, the UFO's getting shot down by the Pentagon, the earthquake in Turkey/Syria, Guam, and much more! Thank you for your love and support. Keep watching the podcast because it just keeps getting better! Tell your friends and tell them to like and subscribe!

    Ep 46: Nothing Wrong with Texting the Homies ‘Good Night' (feat. Hoai)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2023 101:25


    We got Hoai back! He was previously on episode 17, one of the best ones we did, and he's back by popular demand! This week we talk about natural women, doing taxes, getting shot by your dog, the war in Ukraine, Connor McGregor's domestic violence, going to your high school reunion, Imagine Dragons, Yung Miami, Pee Diddy, Colin Kaepernick's show, and Sam Smith. Such a great episode. Like and subscribe, follow on all streaming platforms. PEACE!

    Episode 45: Is This Really Your Plan? Why God? (feat. Mikeal)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2023 110:33


    We get a little more serious this week with the topics because of events that happened this week. Also, the Jaguars lost yesterday. This week we talk about hygiene at the gym, Teslas, religion, the value of life, Carole Baskins' husband, fake news, the Monterey Park shooting, and God's plan. Thank you again Mike for coming through!

    Ep 44: Are You Inviting Kanye West to the Cookout? (Feat. Michael)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2023 124:58


    Another great episode from Off Rip Podcast! This week we have a very special guest, Michael, blessing the pod. Some of the things we discussed were Will Smith, Porn stars having children, virtual school, the Zero-Covid policy in China, hurricane shots, DMX, giving CPR, and much more! Thank you to Michael for coming to the pod today! Like and subscribe, follow on all streaming platforms. Reach out to Property Pros for your realty needs!

    Ep 43: Waking up in the Year 2121 with a Punchable Face Next to Andrew Tate

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2023 109:04


    We are back in 2023 with another episode of Off Rip Podcast! Starting this year off right with an update to the studio! This week we talk about Michael Jackson's legacy, child support being a bad name for the current system, the Ugly Law, the Zombie virus found in Russian Tundra, aliens, Uncle Roger, Fat Joe saying the n-word, punchable faces, Andrew Tate, Ben Franklin being a serial killer, egg prices, our New Year's resolutions, and more! Thank you for supporting us into our second year of Off Rip! Thank you for listening! Like, subscribe, follow. See you next week.

    Ep 42: The BEST of 2022!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2022 70:21


    Happy New Year everybody! Thank you for all of our supporters this year. This is the last episode of the year and we're bringing you the absolute BEST of 2022. It may not have the absolute BEST but this is the best we could find with a limited support team. This is a compilation of clips from various episodes in a chronological format showing the best moments of the podcast. We hope you all enjoy. We hope you have a great new year and 2023 is your year!

    Ep 41: You are Period ”Ahh”, I am Period ”Uh”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2022 88:02


    We are back with another episode of Off Rip! This week we talk about the Casey Anthony documentary, Kanye saying he likes Hitler, BritBarbie, the rarity of good comedy movies these days, TikTok blocking our clips, the Brittney Griner trade, Rush Hour 4, R Kelly dropping an album from jail, Cher dating a man 40 years her junior, Chrisean Rock and Blueface's engagement, and Bam Margera being hospitalized. Rest in peace to Jon B's grandma.

    Ep 40: Entanglement without the T is entangleMEN!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2022 100:49


    Jon B is back! Another great episode from Off Rip! For the month of December we'll be uploading a clip a day from every episode this year kind of like 12 days of Christmas but it's 31 days. This week we talk about going to weddings, Doja Cat's new look, Lil Nas X, marking yourself safe in a storm on Facebook, Love is Blind reunion, our pronouns, having sex with ghosts, Blueface and Chrisean, August Alsina, recent mass shootings, gagging as Asian dads, saying the n-word in songs, making gay jokes with gay friends, and much more! Such a funny episode. We couldn't stop laughing. Thanks everyone for the love and support. We truly appreciate it!!

    Episode 39: Is Kyrie wrong about Earth being flat? Chris Hansen, anti-heroes, and quit vaping! (feat. Moose the Screenman)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2022 66:16


    Jon B is out this episode, but you will finally hear more from the mysterious Moose the Screenman. This week we talk about DaBaby's fall off, Katy Perry's eye malfunction, dying in VR, if Satan is actually good, Tom Brady, Doja Cat's Twitter fiasco, American detectives, and much more! Another great episode. Moose came through clutch to cover while Jon B is out. Love you all thanks for the love and support.

    Episode 38: Do it look like I'm left off Bad and Boujee? RIP Takeoff

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2022 70:34


    First of all, RIP to the greatest member of the Migos, Takeoff. He was the most lyrical and had the best flow. More important than that, he was a young man and a brother to a lot of people so our condolences to the family of Takeoff. Another great episode of Off Rip for you this week! We talk about the game today, vaccinations, the Drake & 21 Savage album, good clean songs, living in a simulation, Aaron Carter's passing, selling the rights to your image after death, scary movies, and gays and straights cohabitating as friends. Plus much more! Thank you for listening, liking, and subscribing! We appreciate all the love from all our supporters.

    Episode 37: Happy Halloween! Jeffrey Epstein killed himself. (feat. Alonzo)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2022 98:54


    Jon B is out this week due to COVID exposure but we have another episode for you with our boy Alonzo! Back again by popular demand! This week we talk about the Drake and 21 Savage album, Jeffrey Epstein, Conspiracy theories, Operation Santa, the economy, politics, the Nigerian accent, movie ideas, Kanye West, and more! Listen, like, subscribe, leave a comment, leave a review, and buy Dubby!! Thanks for listening. We love y'all.

    Episode 36: Does Ye really hate Jews? Believing the media, being humble, and figuring out who The Watcher is

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2022 91:14


    Welcome back to another episode of Off Rip Podcast! We get into some deeper topics this week, still comedic, but informative. Just take everything we say with a sandwich bag of salt. This week we talk about our rap name, YK Osiris's mental health, our favorite rapper, NBA Youngboy, teaching children self-defense, photoshopping your own children, Madonna's social media, working at McDonald's forever, Circle K selling weed at gas stations, James Corden's restaurant ban, Australia's founding, Kanye's Jewish rant, believing the media (social and news), and WHO IS THE WATCHER?! Thanks for all your love and support to all the listeners. Watch, like, subscribe, leave a comment, leave a review, let us know how you feel! Follow on all streaming platforms! SPREAD THE LOVE! Also, buy Dubby and plant a tree with our code: OFFRIP at dubby.gg

    Episode 35: Is 50 Cent's son entitled? Racist rehab, Bill Murray, and selling breast milk

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2022 71:53


    Welcome back to another episode of Off Rip Podcast! This week we talk about 50 Cent's son's entitlement, racist rehab, Bill Murray being a jerk, the now defunct baseball Negro League and its terminology, Alex Jones paying a billion to Sandy Hook victims, the scariest movie we've ever seen, if people should dress up as Dahmer for Halloween, and if it's legal to sell breast milk. Another great episode! Like and subscribe, follow on all streaming platforms, leave a comment, leave a review, and buy Dubby with our code: OFFRIP today at dubby.gg! Thank you to all our supporters.

    Episode 34: The Girlfriend Episode! (feat. Val and Christy)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2022 68:11


    This is a very special episode! We have our girlfriends/fiancee on this episode! This week we talk about Ye, Biden decriminalizing marijuana, what straights do that gays don't, taking cruises, and much more! Great episode! Thank you to the girls for participating.

    Episode 33: Rest in Peace Coolio. Hurricane Ian, DNA tests, and gays getting play

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2022 88:25


    This episode of Off Rip Podcast is brought to you by Dubby! Go to dubby.gg and use our code: OFFRIP to get 10% off your order. This week we talk about the passing of Coolio, how Hurricane Ian was light work, Dalton's DNA results, how Dahmer got play, Freudian slips, taxes, New Hampshire, getting saved, August Alsina being a shapeshifter, Island Boys breaking up, Drake being suspicious, Lizzo playing the crystal flute, the Big Pimpin' video, Blueface fighting Chrisean Rock, the perineum, and more! Another great episode! Like and subscribe, follow on all streaming platforms, leave a comment, leave a review, we love yall

    Episode 32: The Dahmer story is disturbing. Shopping, Asian Cinderella, and being Filipino in Guam.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2022 97:52


    Off Rip is back with another great episode! It's just Jon B and Dalton again and our energy is dope. This week we talk about the Dahmer story on Netflix, the top 10 shopping sites of 2022, if Cinderella was Asian, women hyphenating their name for marriage, Post Malone breaking ma bones, the Little Mermaid debate, Tennessee license plates, glitches in the Matrix, Kanye admitting that Sway had the answer, the Russian draft, Lil Baby, boonies, home remedies, and being Filipino in Guam (the everlasting "beef" of Filipinos vs Chamorros). Remember to like and subscribe! Follow on all streaming platforms, leave a comment, leave a review, and let us know what you'd like us to talk about! You know we talk about anything and everything so we're here for it! Thank you for all your support and love. We appreciate all of our fans. Use our code: OFFRIP on DUBBY.GG and get 10% off of your order. https://www.dubby.gg/discount/OFFRIP?ref=RDVDGr5nJOCbx_

    Episode 31: Aries Spears should be in jail!..? Savages, Illuminati, and dark secrets (feat. Nelson)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2022 90:37


    This week Nelson has joined the pod for the third time! We have our first sponsorship! Buy your energy drink tub (powder mix) from Dubby at dubby.gg and user our offer code: OFFRIP to receive 10% off your order! They have unique flavors and they're all good. On this episode we talk about the Tiffany Haddish/Aries Spears incident, PnB Rock's passing, the dangers of social meida, the Illuminati, the "purge" law, Heaven and Hell, small talk, Brendan Fraser, the characters for a Kevin Spacey crime drama, and we reveal deep dark secrets later on in the show. Another great episode! Super funny and great energy. Like and subscribe on YouTube! Leave a comment, leave a review, and follow on all streaming platforms.

    Episode 30: The Queen is dead, shapeshifters, stalkers, and the new iPhone

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2022 90:58


    We are here with another episode of Off Rip Podcast! This week we talk about the Queen dying, shapeshifters, stalkers, the new iPhone, FN Meka the digital rapper, getting caught in the moment, After Shock the liquor, and much more! We'll be back next week. Thanks for listening and watching. We love you all.

    Episode 29: Manti Te'o's ”girlfriend”, Hillary Duff, menstruated wings, and carpet matching the pube

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2022 88:49


    We are back after a two week break with a FANTASTIC episode. One of our funniest yet. We are in the new studio! The vibes in the new stu are so good and it really comes to light in this episode. Also, we have a screenman now: Mooseman the Screenman is now part of the pod! This week we talk about Manti Te'o's "girlfriend", Hillary Duff, menstruated wings, doing it with an ex-sex, earth's average size, and so much more! VIBES! We had some technical difficulties with the angles in the new studio but next week it should be remedied. This week there is only one angle and it's the least flattering one..

    Episode 28: 30 Million (feat. Norman)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2022 87:05


    Norman is back for another episode of Off Rip Podcast! Kris couldnt' make it this week but it is a very good episode! This week we talk about Drake's dad's tattoo, FBI raiding Mar-A-Lago, Nicole Linton, Pornhub, The Breakfast Club, Wendy Williams, Kim Jong Un, and much more! Listen, like, subscribe, and leave a comment! Love you all.

    Episode 27: Glory Horror (feat. Norman)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2022 70:07


    Norman is back for the fourth time! We love Norman as a guest and he always brings a great energy so we'd like to thank him for coming back. This week we talk about Target targeting obese people, body positivity, the sensitivity towards words these days, Karens, big girl confidence, hygiene, gooches, social cues, the NoFap community, and much more! Incredibly funny episode. Such great energy this week. A great listen guaranteed. Like and subscribe, leave a comment, leave a review, follow on all streaming platforms. Thank you for your support! Love all y'all.

    Episode 26: Body Count

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2022 83:49


    Prayers go out to the Philippines. They just had an earthquake in Luzon. We pray everyone makes it okay! This week we talk about Ferdinand Marcos Jr., Filipino politics, Rollie Bands, people pretending to play violins for money, pandhandling, does body count matter, JetBlue buying Spirit Airlines, Sesame Place's racial discrimination suit, Lil' Duval, Enfamil, and much more! Thank you all for your support! Like and subscribe! Leave a comment, leave a review, let us know how you feel. Remember to follow on all streaming platforms so we can accelerate the pod and bring it to more places.

    Episode 25: Never Going Back to Jail

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2022 96:41


    Kris is back so the crew is together again! Another great episode brought to you from the boys at Off Rip. This week we talk about Bluechew, our dream cars, Atlanta, Soulja Boy reviving Limewire, Drake's creepiness, Amber Heard's OnlyFans, auto gratuity, Dalton's asthma, our jail stories, and much more! Thank you for listening every week! We appreciate every fan of the pod. Thank you for your support. Remember to like, subscribe, leave a comment, refer a friend, and let us know how you feel! We're happy to talk about whatever the people are interested in. See you next week!

    Episode 24: OnlyCats (feat. Norman)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2022 89:47


    Kris is out again this week but due to sickness so we all wish him better health. Norman came back to sub in for him again and it is another great episode from Off Rip! This week we talk about Elon Musk's dad, Ricky Martin, the general nastiness in Hollywood, losing weight, hustling, starting OnlyCats, our dream vacations, Guam, the housing market, origins of man and much more! We are running a raffle this week to give away a brand new Google Home Mini. We will post the rules and everything on Instagram so look out for that. The giveaway will run for a week or two depending on the entries. Look forward to more raffles and giveaways like this as well! We are working on merch. Thank you for your support! Like and subscribe, leave a comment, leave a review. Follow on all streaming platforms. We love y'all!

    Episode 23: Love Language (feat. Norman)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2022 104:36


    Dalton is now COVID free so we are back with another episode of Off Rip Podcast! Kris is out of town, but we brought back a very special guest this week by popular demand: our boy NORMAN! This week we talk about emotionality of women vs. men, gay limits, getting a CPAP, gaining weight, race pride, discipline, and much more. It is a VERY good pod. So funny and just great takes on every subject. Norman brought the heat again. He's a natural! Please like and subscribe, follow on all streaming platforms, and leave a comment! Let us know how you feel!

    Episode 22: B.C. & A.D. (feat. Abel)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2022 120:40


    This week we have a very special guest on the podcast, our boy Abel! We talk about Abel's journey from coming to America to making a living doing his passion, self defense, amboys, watermelon festivals, and much more! Listen, like, and subscribe! Follow on all streaming platforms.

    Episode 21: The Brood Mother (feat. Wayne)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2022 88:39


    This week we have a very special guest on the pod! Dalton's brother in trauma, Wayne with Maboy Details. On this episode, we talk about words that can no longer be said due to cancel culture, wearing a headband during sex, random cramps, and Jon B brings in his paranormal segment. The segment is about paranormal and other world-like things that have happened to each of us. Kris's story is Crazy with a capital C! It makes for a very interesting episode, but do you believe? You probably will after this. Listen to find out. Thank you for all the support. Like, comment, subscribe! Follow on all streaming platforms!

    Episode 20: Dude! Rumble Tumble Bro (feat. Alonzo & Norman)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2022 99:57


    Kris is in Cocoa Beach but this is a hilarious episode! This week we had two very special guests, Alonzo and Norman. These guys go way back with Jon B and Dalton. On this episode we talk about Trump, paying it forward, loyalty, Tourette's, Game, smoking weed, and much more! Norman brings back some old stories that were just too good to not remember. Alonzo is the guy that taught Dalton how to do all of the audio, editing, and hardware stuff. Thank you guys for making it through this week! Listen, like, subscribe, comment, and follow! Such a funny episode.

    Episode 19: Good Ol' Shittems (feat. O)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2022 93:34


    This week we have a very special guest on the podcast, Orlando aka O. Orlando is a comic that has done work in different places in the country and brought a great energy on the podcast this week! On this episode we talk about red flag stories, doing shrooms, botox, and much more! It's just a hilarious episode. One of our best yet. Please like and subscribe, follow, leave a comment, leave a review. Thank you for your support!

    Episode 18: Dr. Glick

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2022 82:01


    Kris is no longer a guest on the podcast and is now an official member of Off Rip! He will be on the show every week so thank you Kris for being a part of the pod. He will bring big things to this team. This week we talk about the terrible tragedy in Texas, sex changes, dreams, Jon's mom, Chuck E Cheese adventures, and much more! Like and subscribe! Follow us on all streaming platforms! Thank you for listening we love every single one of ya'll.

    Episode 17: Help Everybody but Yourself (feat. Hoai)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2022 112:29


    We have a very special guest with us this week, our boy Hoai! Super funny episode. This week we started the podcast with a short roast session and talked about religion, the old days, the Buffalo white supremacist, insecurity, dating while Asian, Asian hate, and much more! Like and subscribe! Follow us on all streaming platforms. Leave a review. Leave a comment. Let us know how you feel.

    Episode 16: Four Chin Teller

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2022 83:14


    This is our first episode in a while without a guest so it took a bit to get used to. Still a great episode and very funny! This week we talk about Gunna and Young Thug's RICO charges, Hillary Duff on Women's Health, Rihanna and A$AP Rocky's proposal, starting a true crime podcast, size by country, the new Little Mermaid, and much more! What do you call a fat psychic?? If you like the podcast, please like and subscribe! Follow us on all streaming platforms! Thank you for listening. Hope you all have a great week.

    Episode 15: Happy Mother's Day (feat. Kris)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2022 107:12


    Happy Mother's Day to all the mommas out there! Especially the stepmoms if you catch the drift.. This week we have another return guest, Kris. Kris has been a regular on the pod since the Pusherman days so we thank him for contributing to the pod and our journey! He only shows up on holidays, though. This week we talk about Mother's Day, Pete Davidson, Blac Chyna losing to Rob Kardashian, drinking pee, eating bugs, the dog market in China, virgin boy eggs, and touched on a couple of things that came up on last week's episode. Mainly the Kevin Spacey incident. Plus so much more! Like and subscribe! Follow us on all streaming platforms. Leave a review. Leave a comment. Let us know how you feel. Thank you for listening and have a great Mother's day!

    Episode 14: Into My Flesh (feat. Nelson)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2022 110:32


    Nelson has returned this week for a non 420 episode to speak a little bit more about his life. On this episode we discuss the Depp/Heard trial, Kanye, The Kardashians TV show, Dalton's sperm analysis, peeing the bed, Kevin Spacey, tops and bottoms, Gayness World, and much more! Dalton and Nelson get into their past trauma and Dalton decides to spill the tea about his experiences with domestic abuse. Johnny Depp's trial will open the gates for more of these types of stories so it is a revolution for men in these situations. Nelson speaks about his experience with infidelity and how we've grown as people to get past trauma. This is an amazing episode. Thank you Nelson for coming through again as our first repeat guest. We are planning to have more guests soon including Southstar (from Smilez & Southstar) and Rob Roy (a Duval legend). For now, we are cool with having people from the community come through and people we grew up with. Nelson drops a complete BOMBSHELL near the end. Listen to the full episode to hear about his experience with a canceled celebrity! Thank you for listening. Please like and subscribe on YouTube. Follow us on all streaming platforms and leave a review! Let us know how you feel about it. Peace and love.

    Episode 13: Episode 420 (feat. Nelson and Chris Carter)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2022 103:39


    It's Lumpia motha f****n....wait it's Off Rip podcast. Just playin. It's a special episode. It's episode 420 yet it's episode 13. This episode we talk about everything including rainbows, transgender inmates, pranks, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp, being Vietnamese, domestic violence, and more! It's a very special episode as we're celebrating the time Jon B showed up. Thank you to Nelson and Chris for coming to pod with us!!

    Episode 12: Dicks (feat. Kris)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2022 137:40


    This is our first episode since our transition to Off Rip! We have a very special guest, Kris, on this episode and so glad he came by to kick it with us this week. On this episode we talk about dicks, dicks, and more dicks. No seriously, it's a really raunchy episode but it's hilarious! Kris really brought the energy today and it is much appreciated. We also touch on the subway shooter, parking scams, New Orleans, Tampa, being fancy, and more. It is one of the best episodes yet. We were dying laughing the whole time. Peep it! Follow us on all streaming platforms! Leave a review if you love the pod. Like and suscribe on YouTube and stay tuned for more content every week. We love our supporters.

    Episode 11: Bad Alien B*tch

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2022 93:15


    This week we had to do a Saturday episode due to obligations but it's a great episode nonetheless! We talk about the Grammys, the Agricultural Fair's attractions, Amazon's new chat app, switching bodies, aliens coming to earth, Jada and Will, polygamy, and much more! The visual episode will come out tomorrow on YouTube. Please like and subscribe! Follow on all major streaming platforms: Apple, Spotify, Amazon, Google. Let us know if you have any questions or topics you'd like us to discuss on the podcast and we will be happy to oblige! Thank you for all your support and stay tuned for more every week on Lumpia Bois.

    Episode 10: Knock First

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2022 83:31


    Finally the bois have something to talk about! This week the Lumpia Bois are back and we talk about the elephant on Chris Rock's face. The slap heard around the world. They dissect the intention behind this and everything that may have lead up to it. Was it even real? They also talk about 90's concerts compared to today, Surge, dirty magazines, trans men/women, Blac Chyna's child support, and much more! It's a celebration as our 10th episode so Dalton is taking shots. The energy is all the way up in this one! We will be on YouTube tomorrow. For now, watch Dalton's vlog on YouTube. Also like and subscribe! Follow us on all streaming platforms. Thank you for your support!!

    Episode 09: Kokak

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2022 98:51


    Kokak is the true noise of the frog. We are back again! This week we talk about unfortunate names, Lia Thomas, anime, Island Boys, using Twitter, the Orlando ride tragedy, unwritten rules every man should know, and more. At the end, we do a couple of Fuck, Marry, Kills and this could become something we normally do so give it a listen and let us know! Please like and subscribe on YouTube. Follow on all streaming platforms and catch us every week on Sunday for the new show. Thank you for listening!

    Episode 08: Karma

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2022 130:17


    I forgot to do Jon B's intro!! The intro is at the end! This week we talk about karma and how things come back on you in positive and negative ways. We also talk about Kanye, being in the Philippines, nail techs, pregnant men, our experience rapping in high school, and much more. Please like, follow, subscribe on all platforms. YouTube will be up today. We will have stream and video up on Sundays every week now so tune in! Thank you for listening to Lumpia Bois!

    Episode 07: Give Me My Medicine

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2022 99:52


    This week we are back with another great episode. We talk about eating celebrity meat, about Kanye wanting to be a father, Drake's cornrows, white rappers and rappers that are white, "Juicy" Smollett, getting old, and much much more. Catch us on YouTube as well. We have progressed the studio even more with studio lighting so it looks amazing.

    Episode 06: Sheep P***y

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2022 86:03


    We are back with another great episode of Lumpia Bois. Jon brought me Vietnamese coffee so we were tweaking the whole episode but I think that actually made it great! Our talking points consist of Kanye's new video, uniforms in school, being gay with friends, Game vs Eminem, and the title of the episode: sheep pussy as well. I know, that's a man sheep in the picture, but that's part of the intrigue! Extremely funny episode. I nearly died crying listening to it and I'm sure you will die too. Of course, the visual episode is up on YouTube as well so take a peak and subscribe. Again, thank you to everyone for listening and we hope you enjoy! As the creator and editor of this podcast, I have a very high integrity level when it comes to the quality of the pod and this week we had some technical difficulties. I accidentally turned the computer off before the second half of the podcast could finish processing so there will be a distinct difference in quality about an hour in. I do apologize for this and promise it will not happen again going forward. Please bear with us as we are working out all of the kinks with a two man team.... That's what she said.

    Episode 05: The Simulation (feat. James)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2022 152:25


    On this episode we talk about the situation in Ukraine, the Kanye documentary (jeen yuhs), OnlyFans, Hygiene, Marrying in the Philippines, and much more. At an hour and 20 minutes we have a very special guest, James, all the way from Hawaii (via FaceTime). James is a very close friend of ours going way back to the teenage years. We reflect on the crazy things we used to do growing up in Duval county and how our lives ended up. Luckily we all ended up with a positive story.

    Episode 04: Succulent (feat. Joey)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2022 77:24


    On this episode we have a very special guest. One of our very close friends Joey! We talk about how women treat their husbands tricking them, Euphoria, Billie Eilish being racist, the Super Bowl halftime show, criminal teachers, World War 3, and much more. It's a super funny show and worth a couple of listens. Thank you Joey for being a part of the beginning of this journey.

    Episode 03: The Godfather

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2022 98:01


    Lumpia bois are back just in time for Valentine's day! This is by far our best episode yet. We talk about Black History Month and our Black heroes, pronouns, Filipino parents, the trauma/skin thickening of being a Filipino child, Kanye's dissolving friendship with Kid Cudi, and more. Super funny episode and definitely worth the listen! At the end, Jon B makes an offer Dalton can't refuse.

    Episode 02: Share The Same A**

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022 102:34


    We're back with episode 02! This episode we talk about the life of being a Siamese twin if one was gay, Rihanna being pregnant, what side of the human centipede is best, Whoopi Goldberg, Joe Rogan, and Kanye West. We are coming back much better from the first episode. Let's go!!

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