Ramblings Of Mister Smith

We made it, 100 rambling recordings that either brighten your day or waste 15 mins while you're at the bus stop. Either way, enjoy the 100th recording of a shit sandwich.

Zombie Candy has been on the kink and alternative model scene for a number of years and has an extensive modeling portfolio. She has moved into playing in dungeon spaces and come to my dungeon space to use for her kink needs. Let us meet her on the podcast.

Ever tried being sounded? Well I gave it a go and figured id podcast about it. Some tips on do and don't along with some types of soundes and things to try.

It is nearly Valentine's day of 2023. Feeling down and need a little pick me up? perhaps a bit of advice on sexual health or some ideas on what to do for the partner. Have a listen here.

Porn is everywhere now, we have been desensitised and it's just been bloody ruined. So you may as well have a listen to me and see how relatable to your life my voice is.

Happy new year and all that stuff. Back to comming in your ears, short new year ramble to get the year going !

Some kinks are underrated and I pull up what I consider to be seven as such.

Ever felt low after a kinky play scene, that's the comedown. I try to give a bit of advice on how to spot and deal with this issue.

Toast, we take it's existence for granted, but is it really there just to make our lives harder ?

Filth comes to have a chat about her new poly dynamic that's come about as well as her newly acquired bag of dicks.

Anal and Vaginal exploring, Mister Smith has a chat with himself on this subject. Pros and cons to choosing a hole.

The follow-up from the New Years Eve playtime at my Verlies with toy. Some sound clips of electric play have been included which has been placed as a bookmark for those wishing to skip to it.

End of the year chat with boots. It has been a slower than usual year with covid however we have had fun. A chat about the Crufts style pup workshop that was done in Dec and some ideas for 2022

Pup play information, I will be doing a little workshop on pup play at a bdsm event later in Dec and a little touch on Dec 1st world aids day.

Can you handle a whole month of no orgasms? No Nut November is a thing.

It's Halloween, got to give it a mention, be rude not to...

I have a chat with boots, my faithful service boy about his three years in service to me & chat about some of the time we have had together.

What is your kink, " I am into anything " goes the saying. What could any kink actually mean though, Smith and filth explore this strange area of kink.

Yes, I Mister Smith have come up with ways to fix the current world energy issues as well as a few other little niggling problems we all may be experiencing.

Pity parties, we all come across them, but for those who have not then this will bring you up to speed on the term particularly in the world of kink.

Beards in a bottle. I discuss with filth about facial hair & give some hot tips to growing & maintaining it, There is also a countdown style quiz!

So details are often being forgot about, also listen to find out how to get a free sticker with over a leather knee spanking at the next event I am attending.

Peer pressure is everywhere and where best to find it than football.

Compromise, we all should try to include this a bit more in our lives to make a better place. Not all the time though. Oral sex included.

Canes, stage one. Mister Smith inspired advice on purchasing a cane. Rattan or synthetic?

I have had a baileys or two and wanted to do get on the microphone. Nothing groundbreaking but it's 12 minutes of silence filled in between your headphones.

I have a chat with boots about a medical journal he has on strange sexual practice. I pick random page numbers and if it's not too obvious, try to guess what the word means. Yes power tools are mentioned.

Let's talk about orgasms. Guest chat with a female porn star. What does male and female cum taste like and how does a fake orgasm sound? Many questions of the universe answered.

Everyone wants to be pigeon holed and ensure everyone says the right thing for fear of offending. Well, I may as well jump on the bandwagon.

Gags, what is a gag, and some of the types of gags out there.

I caught covid after a year of not wearing a mask or being able to keep social distance in the day job, however, I got covid a week after the vaccine. how odd! I also ramble about various things getting my voice back on air.

Val day was upon us again, but isn't it just losing its meaning now and about buying useless crap?

Kink and scene questions asked and I answer in my usual charming way. Building trust, how to make BDSM amazing, porn influence on the scene, and more!

Guest chat with a sex worker with 20 years of experience. We have a chat about sexual positions and she explains to me how a fruit cocktail is made. Also issues with spray cream with some very good advice on what to watch out for !

Collars & Collaring, whats that about?

First one of the year. new year resolutions, I speak to boots of guard and I ring my mother for her input.

I have a chat with boots about chastity and cock cages, a subject he recently knows a fair bit about and engages in.

It has been two years and over 3000 listens since the start of the podcast. filths appearance is as surprising as having a Brexit deal bur far cheaper in quality. Some get to know filth questions answered, the tasting of tampons is discussed and someone has torn off a fingernail. Tasty.

I have a catch up with boots, we have a talk about some of his lock down challenges and what we have been up to. I have some alphabet fun with him as an example of Ep 62 with great results.

Privacy, we take it for granted and people are often unaware of how much information they give out willingly. Reel it in people get more online privacy mindful.

Stuck at home, cant see your play partners due to covid issues? How about some ideas on distance play using your webcam chats.

We all enjoy a bit of verbal, don't we? What are the pros and cons playing in this kind of engagement?

I have a chat about medical play being a recent interest.

The recognition or affirmation that a person or their feelings or opinions are valid or worthwhile. Why is it becoming the social norm?

Don't you think things were better before, more simple back then and this new world is a bit rubbish? Well, I had a ramble about it.

Chopsticks are more fun than just for eating with. How can you pervert chopsticks? come find out.

Ignorance and idiocy are two banes of social life. Have a listen to some of the ways I consider the ways ignorance blesses us with its presents and some thoughts on idiocy.

We are going on a road trip soon, I give boots a call to chat about the road trip details & we also talk about cake & doggie treats.

It's damn hot, I ramble about this heat wave, words of how to possible keep cool but also some of the things that are irritating that come with heat here in England.

Smith and filth talk about how they would be as super heros to quickly realise they are better made as supervillians,

LIttle revisit from EP 6 as I have a few things more to say around the subjects of brats since this lock down rubbish seems to be breeding this term around more.