Sex and the Cidiots

This episode is as big as Carrie's hat, because it's the first time back with our gals in a year and a half, and there's a lot to talk about: Miranda finding God (via someone else in her bed), Charlotte's falsely accused dog, Seema setting a fire like a dope and then having an absolute nothingburger of a relationship, LTW's PBS documentary and its will they/won't they relationship with Michelle Obama, and an absolutely iconic phone sex scene that has everyone in our DMs screaming, “DON'T!” Unlike Carrie's door, this ain't a false alarm: the Cidiots are back with you for another season, baby. If you don't mind, leave us a rating and a review! And if you'd like to join the party with over 100 exclusive bonus podcasts about movies and other shows, a Discord chat with fellow Cidiots and monthly zoom hangs, check us over at patreon.com/kevinandjon!

Rememeber when Desi no-showed the big performance with Marnie? Well the show doesn't! They've made up so much that they're actually going through with the wedding in this fun episode, which brings us a great guest star in the mysteriously-aged hair & makeup pro Bridget Everett, a tense bridal party that ends up finding some genuinely sweet and meaningful moments, a goofball parade of a groom's party, a body/soul-swapped Jessa who has a little something going with a new man, Ray sacrificing himself, and the ever-forgettable Plop. Rate & review us if you don't mind, and if you feel like extra Jon & Kev in your lives, join us over at patreon.com/kevinandjon!

It's election day for Ray, ruin someone else's good time day for Marnie (as usual), and take the gay out for a spin day for Hannah's dad, who has a nice time with Elijah. Jessa, Adam, Ace and Mimi Rose have one of the most deranged dinners we've ever seen, and we end the episode in a very different place than we begin, which is kinda nice! Rate & review us if you don't mind, and if you feel like extra Jon & Kev in your lives, join us over at patreon.com/kevinandjon!

Folks, we FINALLY have the release date for And Just Like That Season 3, and it's May 19. 12 episodes dropping every Thursday. RIP Nya & Che, hello to flirty ballerinos, a million rats, “reporter” Miranda, LTW's work crush, Aidan's analog emojis, Seema's speeed dates, and Carrie's elf p0rn. Welcome back, Cidiots! In the LONG offseasons of our favorite show, you can find us gabbing every week about other shows and movies by joining patreon.com/kevinandjon!

We got SILLY with this one, folks. In this dream-like episode of Girls, Hannah becomes a teacher three minutes after thinking about it for the first time, gets asked on a date, takes him to the worst possible place you could take a first date (where your ex and his new gf are), and the night devolves into craziness between Adam and the world's biggest d-bag played by Zachary Quinto, and Hannah and MRH, who is apparently an evil mastermind. Alternating episodes of "Girls" will keep dropping here on the Sex and the Cidiots feed until they're done! Leave a rate & a review if ya don't mind, and we'll be bffs forever. For the full "Girls" journey, with every episode, video podcasts, and dozens of bonus episodes on movies and other TV shows join us at patreon.com/kevinandjon!

It's time for Hannah and Adam to get real and face the relationship music in this one, as Hannah goes into a trance upon finding Mimi Rose Howard in her (former?) apartment, and all the rest of the “Girls” (plus Ray) take turns trying to soothe her, while Hannah watches Adam's new girl's pretty banal Ted Talk. Some really good acting in this one! And creaming feet! It all ends up with our Hannah in a brand new place, and a move that's bigger than Iowa. Or Idaho. Thanks for all the support, and we'll keep releasing alternating episodes on the Cidiots feed, while dropping EVERY episode of Girls over on Patreon.com/kevinandjon.

There's a “Poet Party” in this one that leads to one of the great all-time Hannah monologues as she tears apart her classmates in a really satisfying way, Marnie and Desi have a meeting with some thirsty music industry execs and then have a serious talk about their problematic secret relationship, and Jessa pees in the street for no reason, gets both her and Adam arrested, and eventually actually called on her truly terrible whole personality. Thanks for all the support, and we'll keep releasing alternating episodes on the Cidiots feed, while dropping EVERY episode of Girls over on Patreon.com/kevinandjon.

Happy Valentine's Day dear listeners, and our romantic gift to you is a movie that made both ya boiz misty: The Notebook. You know it, you've felt it, you've wondered when we're supposed to know the twist of this thing, what the heck James Marsden did wrong, and if a pair of boxer shorts has ever been bigger than those donned by the Gos in this absolute emotional banger from 2004. Neither Kevin nor Jon had fully watched this movie beginning to end, and we thought giving a true romance classic the K & J treatment would be a nice Valentine's bonus…and we hope you enjoy it. At least, more than one of the guys from Entourage enjoyed his time in WWII. This bonus episode is brought to you by the Patreon gang, which you can join at patreon.com/kevinandjon, where we have dozens and dozens of bonus podcasts about movies and TV shows outside the "Sex and the City" universe.

In the season 4 premiere of Girls (recap stars at 9:00 minutes), a lot happens, but the ICONIC thing that happens is Desi going so far past downtown for the fellas that he has to ask for directions back up to downtown -- that's right, it's kitchen motorbuttin' time. Marnie's situationship with Desi has only gotten more complicated since the end of season 3, and their jazz brunch doesn't help anything or anyone, really. Jessa loses BD to her actual daughter who hasn't tried to help her off this mortal coil. played by Natasha Lyonne, and then stops by Marnie's gig/Hannah's goodbye party to be a dbag as per usual. We meet Shosh's parents, both named Mel, who never stop arguing. Adam is in the "do embarrassing commercials" period of his acting career, and he and Hannah struggle with how to handle things as she launches to Iowa, for real. For ALL episodes in our "Girls" journey, join us over on patreon.com/kevinandjon. And it still costs nuthin' to rate & review! Thanks, Cidiots!

This re-watch comes courtesy of a Patreon request, so we're dropping it back on the main feed as a bonus. A fashionista (fashinist…sir?) funeral has Carrie thinking about who she wants to spend the rest of her life with and maybe kinda sorta reconciling with Big, Charlotte is led by a big hat into the sobbing arms of a widow, Miranda buys an apartment as a (gasp) single woman, and Samantha gets caught snogging and thrown out of NYC society life until she's rescued by the tall, big handed, dark-hair having…Leonardo DiCaprio. We had a blast to the past in this one! Thanks to Christina for the request, and join us for dozens and dozens of bonus podcasts over at patreon.com/KevinandJon!

Hannah and Adam have some tension over their new living-apart situation, and about how many bananas Adam likes in the morning, but hey: they keep banging in spite of it. Hannah takes Elijah over to finish the interview with Patti LuPone (and her husband), and finally quits GQ before doing maybe the most unforgivable series of things we've seen this only sort-of forgivable character ever do! Marnie almost works with a photographer she admires at the new gallery before a newly sober Jessa swoops in, and then Marnie closes the episode with a real 1-2 punch of an open mic performance with Desi, and a briefly closed doors performance with Ray. Alternating episodes of our Girls pod go to the Sex and the Cidiots normal feed, while EVERY episode — along with dozens of movies, all of Carrie Diaries, and S1 of Desperate Housewives — are available over on Patreon.com/KevinandJon. Join us and thanks for all the support, Cidiots!

Grandma Flo is in the hospital, and it's not looking good. Also not looking good: the family dynamic among Hannah's mom and her two aunts, Adam and Hannah's prospects for (real) marriage, and the meanest cousin Hannah's ever had. An episode with some heavy themes but we had a pretty nice and light time with it, and hope y'all do too. Follow the WHOLE Girls journey over on patreon.com/KevinandJon, and we'll be back on the Cidiots feed with episode 4.1 in a couple weeks!

Spoiler up top: this is, in our opinion, probably the best episode of Girls we've seen yet. It rules. The four gals are all together, there's almost too many amazing lines to write down, there's realistic friend dynamics on a weekend away at Marnie's aunt's beach house, and there's a Shoshanna monologue and resulting scene that is so good we just had to play it in full. As always, every OTHER episode is dropping on the “Sex and the Cidiots” feed, while all episodes in our Girls journey can be found over at patreon.com/KevinAndJon!

Welp, Mr. Pump is dead and it's time to go to the funeral and a) mourn, if you're a normal person, b) whine like a hangry toddler if you're Adam or c) network for your now dead e-book if you're Hannah. When God shuts a door on your e-book he opens a window for a real book in this case, at least until legal problems get in the way, and Hannah takes out her frustration on Caroline, leading to a possible end of the sibling roommate experiment. Marnie goes to Ray's for some constructive criticism and a quick romantic (?) diversion, and Shosh finally gets a little sick of Jessa. Welcome to the club, Big Sho! Alternating episodes of "Girls" are dropping on the main feed here while EVERY episode is over on Patreon.com/KevinAndJon! Thanks for the support, everybody.

Adam's got an unwanted, surprise guest in this episod of “Girls,” and it's the absolutely wild Gabby Hoffman! His disaster of a sister shows up and gets an invite to Hannah's 25th birthday party which features Hannah's parents dancing, an unwanted duet from party organizer Marnie, an awkward Shosh/Ray reunion, a bar fight with poor man's Anderson Cooper, and brief appearances by a bunch of side characters. We get the worst music video of all time, which is actually so bad it's great, and a genuinely terrifying, pantsless finale. This episode is both on Sex and the Cidiots main AND Patreon.com/KevinandJon, where you can find every single step of our Girls journey, and the Patreon version has some off-topic chat about last week's album release show/party in Brooklyn that got a little wild if you stay tuned past the end.

In the Season 3 premiere, Hannah's back on track with her both her book and Adam, and things are going great — until Natalia and Amy Schumer see the man who ghosted, and give him a hall-of-fame level smackdown at Grumpy's. Shosh is on a type-A, well-planned sexual rumspringa, Marnie is living with her mom and still spiraling about a Charlie breakup, and oh yeah, Jessa's back. Well, after ruining everyone's lives in rehab for a while, at least. This episode is both on Sex and the Cidiots main AND at Patreon.com/kevinandjon, where you can find every single step of our Girls journey. Rate and review us, daddies!

Well this episode was unpleasant to watch! There's an iconic musical performance at a party by Marnie, and everything else is even harder to watch, somehow — Hannah's physical self-destruction, to both butt and ear, as she flips out about her book — and Adam's really rough fall off the wagon and into some problematic-to-bad sex with his nice new girlfriend. Also, there's Shosh getting the ick from everything Ray does, and a cameo from Amy Schumer. Every other episode drops on the Sex and the Cidiots feed, and EVERY episode is over on patreon.com/kevinandjon. Thanks for your support, everybody!

Hey, have you ever watched Girls and been like, “why does Jessa suck so much?” Well, wonder no longer! This episode takes a trip upstate to meet her dad (Ben Mendelsohn!) and his wife (Rosanna Arquette!!), a couple of stone cold weirdos who eat nothing but rabbit and do basically nothing. Hannah has a sexcapade with a goofy high schooler in a turtleneck, we do some whippets, and Jessa bails, but probably not for good. Alternating episodes are up on the Sex and the Cidiots feed, while every single step of our Girls journey is over at patreon.com/kevinandjon. Thanks for the support and welcome to all our new Patreon pals!

In this memorable departure of a Girls episode, it's only one “girl” — Hannah — as she follows Joshua/Josh (Patrick Wilson) home to admit she's been using his trash can, then bones him silly for two days, passes out in his fancy shower, and considers a new life for herself. It's a DIVISIVE episode, and we're glad to bring it to ALL the Sex and the Cidiots listeners. Alternating Girls eps appear here, while EVERY episode appears on Patreon.com/KevinAndJon.

New cast member alert! Rosie O'Donnell announced she will play “Mary” on the 3rd season of “And Just Like That,” and we popped on to talk about that, our predictions and hopes for her character, and what we know about the next season. Join the year-round fun over on patreon.com/kevinandjon for over 100 bonus podcasts, live zoom hangs, and Discord chats! Theme music by the great @hadgetunes!

Hannah gets a freelance job from everyone's favorite edgy website, JazzHate (think VICE/Buzzfeed) and decides to see what a night on cocaine is all about. Elijah joins her on her journey which they really seem to enjoy, after grabbing cocaine from Laird (the great Jon Glaser), the former junkie who lives downstairs. Booth Jonathan returns to show Marnie his art, apartment, and confusing dirty talk, and the Elijah/Marnie hookup is finally revealed to Hannah.  Every other episode drops on the Sex and the Cidiots feed, while EVERY episode and video is available at patreon.com/KevinandJon. Thanks for the support, everybody! And if you're feeling EXTRA generous today, a rate and review if you haven't yet would be, according to Hannah, a real anti-Marnie, GREAT friend thing to do!

We begin with some updates from Sex and the City / And Just Like That world: Karen Pittman aka Nya Wallace has joined Che in leaving the show before season 3, leaving us only a Seema & TLDR departure from forming a little show called "Sex and The City." We also talk about the media's weird obsession with Gen Z seeing SATC for the first time on Netflix before getting into: Girls season 2 Premiere! In this episode, Hannah begins by boning Donald Glover, and ends with a rough conversation with broken-legged sad Adam. Marnie goes from saging her house to rid it of Ray, to a Ray makeout sesh at a party. Marnie gets downsized finds herself in a low spot, a sex-with-a-gay-guy spot, and then a very familiar spot. Jessa shows up to be an a-hole for like two minutes, and boom, we're off and running with season 2. For EVERY episode of Girls, along with Discord access, monthly zoom hangs and MORE, join us at patreon.com/kevinandjon! In the meantime, every-other Girls ep will be dropping here on the main feed. Thanks everyone!

This is SO S.A.T.C., says our Shosh, as the gals go to a book release party for an annoying college friend played by Jenny Slate. Hannah's writing rival is having success which drives her crazy enough so that she takes almost the literal first step towards being a writer, and goes to a reading held by her favorite college teacher (played by Michael Imperioli — the guest stars on this show, A+). Jessa gets herself read by Katherine, who tries unsuccessfully to re-hire her in spite of her pathetic husband, and Shosh signs up for online dating in a scene that had us wanting to see more — literally, anything more! In the end, we have a big selfish-off between Marnie and Hannah, where somehow, everyone manages to be more wrong than right. Thanks to our Patreon pals for keeping us going on Girls, and we're continuing to drop every other episode on the main feed! To get ALL the Girls and over 100 other exclusive podcast episodes, join us over at patreon.com/KevinAndJon.

The massive controversy from this episode: was Shosh wearing pants as she ran around Bushwick…on crack?! The girls all head to the biggest warehouse party in Brooklyn, and this party? Has everything: a pack of lesbians, Charlie and Ray's suddenly successful band, the world's saddest husband trying to cheat on his wife with Jessa, a glass cigarette filled with crack for Shosh, Elijah kissing a boy, and Marnie's best selfish meltdown yet after her ex suddenly gets smooched by a tiny Navajo. Also, Hannah is shaken to learn a huge thing about Adam's life from a lesbian who tries to bite a bottlecap off a beer. Oh and did you know this episode is brought to you by a newly Writers Guild Award nominated co-host?! We talk some fun personal news at the top before getting into that sweet, sweet crackcident. Every other episode of our “Girls” journey will be on the “Sex and the Cidiots” feed, while the complete set will be available (and dropping early) on Patreon, at patreon.com/kevinandjon. Thanks friends!

Happy Valentine's Day, lovers! We decided to do a classic romcom that *one* of us had never seen, and drop it as a romantic, holiday bonus. So here we are, with a movie that doesn't work on paper, but big time works on the screen: a star-making turn by Julia Roberts who has “it” more than just about anyone has ever had, Richard Gere somehow making us like a 41 year old billionaire, Hector Elizondo being an all-time hotel daddy, Jason Alexander portraying the most punchable man of all time, Laura San Giacomo as a really fun bestie and PATRICK RICHWOOD as a scene stealing elevator man. Oh, and Garry Marshall with one of the most impossible directing assignments of all time, done perfectly. Folks? After 5 years, this is our longest single podcast episode of all time. We hope you enjoy it, and we love you for everything you've done for us. Happy Valentine's Day. If you'd like Kevin & Jon in your life on the regular, year-round? Join patreon.com/kevinandjon.

In the aftermath of Hannah's diary revelation, Marnie & Charlie break up…or at least Charlie attempts to. That leads to Marnie going to the apartment of her boyfriend for the very first time, somehow, and doing some bargaining. Hannah takes typically awful advice from Jessa to try to F her boss “for the story,” and fails, before dropping by Adam's only to watch him go hogwild, solo. Jessa takes an ex back to her place for a romp to make a point, and Shosh accidentally catches her and some Brooklyn goofball goin' at it pigeonstyle by the fire escape. ALSO: Jon authored a crossword puzzle for the LA Times, go check it out Thursday 2/8, online or pick up a copy!  Every other episode of our “Girls” journey will be on the “Sex and the Cidiots” feed, while the complete set will be available (and dropping early) on Patreon, at patreon.com/kevinandjon. Thanks friends!

After Hannah finds out she has HPV, she calls her ex-boyfriend Elijah (Andrew Rannells) who makes a tremendous debut, revealing secrets and throwing out dad-related accusations. Marnie flirts with the ridiculously named Booth Jonathan (Jorma Taccone), Shosh gets into a (great) show called “Baggage” and talks about her own emotional baggage with Hannah, and Jessa falls asleep on the job babysitting and wakes up in time to smoke weed with a dad. Every other episode of our “Girls” journey will be on the “Sex and the Cidiots” feed, while the complete set will be available (and dropping early) on Patreon, at patreon.com/kevinandjon. Thanks friends!

Well you've probably heard the news, or at least the rumor, innuendo, and vague-gramming: it appears Sara Ramirez and their iconic character of Che Diaz is leaving “And Just Like That.” Thankfully, since the show isn't coming back until 2025, we all have time to process our grief. Kevin & Jon hop on the mics to talk about what we know so far about these reports, what Sara said, and what we'll miss most about Che. Join the year-round fun over on patreon.com/kevinandjon for over 100 bonus podcasts, live zoom hangs, and Discord chats! Theme music by the great @hadgetunes!

Four women in NYC, trying to figure out life…we loved it the first time we did it, so why not why not try it again? EVERY episode on Patreon.com/kevinandjon, with every-other, alternating episodes here on the main feed! We begin as Hannah (Lena Dunham) learns mom and dad won't be funding her NYC life anymore, sending her into a spiral. Marnie (Allison Williams) isn't into her too-nice boyfriend, and gets annoyed when her welcome dinner for Jessa (Jemima Kirke) gets all opium'd up. Shosh (Zosia Mamet) is just happy to have a cool British friend, and does us the favor of calling out all the Sex and the City connections. Oh, and you see a butt. Thanks for all your support, friends! We're excited to have a new show for y'all.

Oh hi, fellow Cidiots! While the only thing that makes this SATC branded is a brief, BLONDE Cynthia Nixon appearance, we thought it might be nice to drop a little bonus podcast for people on a week where so many of us have a lot of extra travel for Thanksgiving. This is also a little sample of what we're consistently doing on Patreon in between And Just Like That seasons -- we have 100 bonus podcasts on movies and TV shows over there if you'd like to join the fun. Thanksgiving doesn't have a ton of great movies, Addams Family Values DOES have an iconic Thanksgiving scene, and a speech from the hero that is Wednesday Addams. It's one of the greatest-cast movies in the history of film, it's perfectly acted, the writing is incredible, and even if we can't figure out how much murder is actually happening/allowed, we loved it and hope you do too. Happy Thanksgiving, and if you like stuff like this, join us over at Patreon.com/KevinandJon!

Good news: this isn't the end. We're gonna have a season 3, but let's sum up what happened at the end of season 2: SAMANTHA. More than we thought we'd get. A tremendously emotional Steve and Miranda scene. Then: the big dinner party. Nya getting some honor we've never heard of, having a sad moment, then a lot of funny/sexy stuff with Toussaint from earlier this season. LTW dealing with her miscarriage with grace and class. Che…DOES get one good joke in, so there's a first for everything. Anthony lets down enough walls to keep his man, Charlotte gets an iPhone (we swear, that's it for her and Harry), and Seema...is also there. She's got tickets to Greece and five months to kill, we guess?! Carrie also looks amazing, and Aidan infuriates us in a way we never could have seen coming. 5 years?! NBD, sure pal.  BRING ON SEASON 3! Join us: patreon.com/kevinandjon Instagram: @sexandthecidiots

Well, we didn't expect this today: And Just Like That has been renewed for a season 3. For us? We love it. The AMPTP (Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers) are trying to keep this, and everything else creative, from ever happening again. But if those goons ever agree to anything close to reasonable working conditions for writers and actors, we'll go to season 3 of ‘And Just Like That,' and folks? We're INTO it. This makes the finale much more interesting, and Kevin and Jon talk about what they now expect, what they hope to happen, and what we know so far, based on the announcments to the press. AND JUST LIKE THAT...THE SHOW NEVER ENDED! Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code CIDIOT at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod      

As we approach the Last Supper at Carrie's old apartment, will it be OUR very last supper with this show, ever?! With Steve's Coney Island happy ending and Carrie checking off items on her New York bucket list, it feels like we might be getting close to tying it all up. Charlotte gets loaded after work, Miranda witnesses Che's Miranda-centric stand up set in Brooklyn, LTW faces the prospect of being a mother at an inconvenient stage of life (briefly), and a crisis at home for Aidan throws everything into question. FINALE NEXT WEEK, FOLKS! Let's party.  To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/kevinandjon and if you would be so kind, leave the fellas a rating and a review!  Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code CIDIOT at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod    

Carrie and Aidan are making big moves, to big places, with big baggage, and it feels like it could be the beginning of our ending. Miranda and Charlotte turn into kids again as they watch their kids start turning into adults, Nya throws herself into the world of Tinder until she gets a rude Instagram awakening, Seema straight up copy/pastes a Samantha storyline into hers, Che gets recognized (and a cat), Anthony takes it so slow he's practically straight, and LTW has narcolepsy. And then, something else.  To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/kevinandjon and if you would be so kind, leave ya boiz a rating and a review!  Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code CIDIOT at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod   

In this (pretty good!) episode, Carrie decides Mr. Big was the wrong way to go, it should have been Aidan forever, they have a sexy hotel week, and Aidan is very funny in how he tells a neighbor who they are. Miranda goes back to the internship she ditched, Charlotte has a very relatable struggle with her body until she finds out someone is heavier than her and suddenly feels better again, and Seema takes selfishness to new levels...but if you feel differently, we'd genuinely love to hear your thoughts! Join us for movies, Carrie Diaries, Desperate Housewives, and monthly zoom hangs at patreon.com/kevinandjon Follow on Instagram @sexandthecidiots And rate and review us, daddy!

It's February 14, which you might not even understand or have heard of if you're a BOY! We've got Anthony on Drew Barrymore's morning show, a poet with a big ol' baguette, Miranda back on the dating scene with a voice actress, Charlotte on brownies, Rock as America's Top Model, Nya with a soufflé, LTW cockblockin' at 100%, and everyone yelling at receptionists and thinking they're the good guy for doing so. And what else...oh yeah! Aidan and Carrie agree to meet up, after 10 years (or 13) went by in a snap. To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/kevinandjon and if you would be so kind, leave ya boiz a rating and a review!  Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code CIDIOT at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod    Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon

This episode had a lot that felt like old Sex and the City! That's a good thing. Charlotte walks the walk as sex-positive mom, Carrie goes to Widowpalooza, Miranda has all the spooning and all the breakups, and there's a great (night) brunch scene about keeping in touch with exes. Which leads to, of course…an email to the #1 ex. To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/kevinandjon and if you would be so kind, leave ya boiz a rating and a review!  Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code CIDIOT at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod   

The first Halloween episode in Sex and the City history? We'll take it, even if LTW and Nya were the only ones to put on an actual cosutme. Carrie blocks a bike, is relieved when the guy turns out to be rich (read: dateable), then dumps him when he works two days in a row. Charlotte & Harry do a great couples costume then deal with Rock getting a modeling offer. Seema goes full Seemantha with a storyline that probably was literally written 20 years ago for our Liverpool Cleopatra instead, and Che watches a focus group say everything people online have been saying for a year. Call Zuckerberg, because this is META, baby! To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/kevinandjon and if you would be so kind, leave ya boiz a rating and a review!  Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code CIDIOT at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod   

Guess what? We loved this. A good, old school Sex and the City episode with wacky stuff going on, goofy sexy laughs and as a bonus, a pile of guest stars. Candy Berg, Billy D, Victor Garber, Gloria Steinem, oh my! There are empty climaxes (Charlotte/Harry), a pair of terrible parents (LTW & MR LTW), a return to a more realistic, non-sociopathic human form (Miranda), and…a kind of disappointing professional reunion (Carrie & Candy Berg). But this ep was FUN, and had the best brunch in a decade.  To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/kevinandjon and if you would be so kind, leave ya boiz a rating and a review!  Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code CIDIOT at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod   

Two things off the top, fair warning: 1) audio a little different from normal, apologies, and 2) this is our least favorite episode in the entire damn series…so far. Carrie struggles while recording her audiobook, and there are some nice, genuine thoughts about grief — mainly from Bitsy Von Muffling. LTW and Charlotte make the Milf list (cool) then get horny for a high schooler (actually illegal, indefensible???). Thieves run wild in a Fox News version of NYC, robbing Seema and Lisette, and Miranda completes her transition into the Queen of Karens and ruins a sitcom taping with no remorse. Good Lord, it has to get better than this! To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/kevinandjon and if you would be so kind, leave ya boiz a rating and a review!  Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code CIDIOT at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod    Instagram: @sexandthecidiots

Carrie does NOT want to say the V-word, and she enlists her F-buddy to avoid the V-word in several writing sessions. Miranda hits AA and loses her phone on the beach and meets Che's husband (for real), Charlotte becomes furious at her daughter for selling dresses to pursue her art, Seema is the queen of red flags, LTW welcomes the world's most annoying mother in law, and Nya continues doing great work while never getting to do a scene with another real life human being.  To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/kevinandjon and if you would be so kind, leave ya boiz a rating and a review!  Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code CIDIOT at MANSCAPED.com!  Instagram: @sexandthecidiots

The ladies — SO MANY LADIES — are back, and so are your fellas to talk about it all. We begin with a sexy montage to catch us up on who everybody is boning at the moment (or what Netflix they're watching), and most of our gals plus Anthony make their way to the Met Ball. Carrie's struggling to DTR with her podcast producer boy toy, Miranda is in LA also trying to figure out where she stands with Che, Charlotte is dealing with a whiny Harry, LTR is the busiest woman alive but sure knows how to spend 8 minutes when she has them, Seema is still with her club jabroni, and Nya has a couple of the best scenes in the episode, getting flirted with and getting drunk with a phone. It all ends in Carrie busting out a famous old look that, we'll be honest, we loved. To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/kevinandjon and if you would be so kind, leave ya boiz a rating and a review!  This episode is brought to you by MANSCAPED! Go to manscaped.com and use the promo code CIDIOT for 20% off and free worldwide shipping on all grooming products. Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Twitter: @sexcidiotspod

Well, friggin' SPOILER ALERT, because no one can keep a secret anymore: Kim Cattrall will return, ish, in the season 2 finale of “And Just Like That.” Let's talk about everything we know so far, how we feel about it, and when, where, and how long this season will go! (June 22, 2 episodes the first night, and nine more Thursdays after that) To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/kevinandjon and if you would be so kind, leave ya boiz a rating and a review! Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Twitter: @sexcidiotspod

For some reason, TV shows HATE to tell you exactly when they will air, but at least we know the month! And Just Like That season 2 returns this June, and this podcast returns with it. Kevin and Jon check in to cover the new trailer, catch up on what we know about the season so far, and they even remember most of the names! Maybe some things ARE better left in the past…but not us, baby. To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/kevinandjon.

If you take a shot every time a famous person surprisingly shows up in the 2009 (but feels like 1998) movie, “He's Just Not That Into You,” you'll be as drunk as Kevin and Jon are by the end of this thing. Several separate but interlocking stories make this sort of like, what if “Love, Actually” wasn't about love? And it all came from an episode of Sex and the City! The episode was 6.4, “Pick-A-Little, Talk-A-Little,” and it spawned a phrase, a book, and this movie. It's a supersized episode, so make it last, Cidiots! We love and miss you. To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/kevinandjon. Instagram: @sexandthecidiots @kevinmccaff @jackperday

In her first role post-Sex and the City, SJP joined an ensemble Christmas movie to answer the question: what if Carrie fully sucked? It's a cozy family movie requested by a number of listeners, so we thought it would be a fun reason to jump back on the Cidiots feed. Diane Keaton and Coach T. Nelson are great together, Luke Wilson is creepin' it up, early Rachel McAdams is here for some good cryin', and SJP does some wild dancing in a bar. Merry Christmas, y'all! To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/kevinandjon.

Lindsay Lohan is back with a Netflix Christmas movie, and Kevin and Jon were hungover after celebrating Friend Christmas this weekend, so we have a seasonal bonus episode for y'all, and if you drink every time you see a Christmas movie cliché, you'll black out 'til actual Xmas. It's Overboard-meets-It's A Wonderful Life with Lindsay Lohan and Chord Overstreet, and they're joined by a Pee Wee Herman-lookin' influencer character, an obvious real Santa Claus that no one seems to notice, and a ton of super fake snow. Happy holidays, and give yourself the gift of joining us at patreon.com/kevinandjon where we're doing bonus movies and shows all the time!

The year was 2004, and a group of ladies on Wisteria Lane brought a bunch of wacky drama that turned into the biggest pop culture phemonenon of the year: Desperate Housewives. Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross, Eva Longoria, Felicity Huffman, Nicollette Sheridan and a series of dudes including a hot gardener and — according to Jon — a slightly less hot plumber have given the fellas behind Sex and The Cidiots & The Bridgerton Bros a new project to binge. Kevin and Jon will be taking on season 1 (at least) over on the Patreon while we wait for the return of And Just Like That & Bridgerton, and if you'd like to join us for the ride, head over to patreon.com/kevinandjon. 

After only 29 years of waiting, we have a sequel for the cult Halloween classic, “Hocus Pocus.” All three OG Sanderson Sisters are back — SJP of course, as well as Bette Midler, and Kathy Najimy — and this movie asks the question no one was asking: what if these child murdering witches could be redeemed? We've got new technology gags, we've got Buster Bluth (Tony Hale), the wonderful Sam Richardson, and a movie that we have to admit, is longer than we expected! Thanks to everyone who joined our Patreon watchalong for the original Hocus Pocus earlier this week, and happy Halloween to all! To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/kevinandjon.

Jason Lewis AKA Smith Jerrod is on Dancing With The Stars, Season 31, and in his honor, Kevin and Jon are watching and podcasting on this show until he gets eliminated! (Please, no spoilers! Who KNOWS how long this will take?!) Here's a big episode with your two favorite Cidiots watching a new show and trying to figure it out. Enjoy! We MISS YOUUUUU! To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/kevinandjon.

Austin Butler has gone from Carrie's first “Mr. Big” in the CW dramedy “The Carrie Diaries,” to a friggin' Oscar buzz-generating Elvis! And that's enough of a connection for us to drop this supersized podcast for you in between seasons on the Sex and the Cidiots feed. Baz Luhrmann's latest wacky ride also features Tom Hanks as Col. Tom Parker (if he was Austin Powers's Goldmember), a bunch of fun music, solid cameos, and several tremendous groin zooms. Join the Patreon for dozens of exclusive movie & TV podcasts, zoom hangs, and more: patreon.com/kevinandjon