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Host Elan Morrison breaks down the news of the day with his unique and humorous takes. He'll make you laugh, he'll make you mad, but all he really wants to do is help you learn and get the country to come back together.

Host Elan Morrison breaks down the news of the day with his unique and humorous takes. He'll make you laugh, he'll make you mad, but all he really wants to do is help you learn and get the country to come back together.


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    Cuba Protesting Against COVID 7/16/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2021 44:14


    The Biden Admin is had a terrible response to the Cuba protests. Support liberty! Enjoy! Remember to follow, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    White Fragility 2: Electric Boogaloo 7/9/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 44:58


    What are show notes? Enjoy! Remember to follow, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    OMG! Happy Sweet 100 China!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2021 28:25


    No more show notes! I'm done! I've had it! ...Unless you really miss them.... But you'll have to email me for that! Enjoy! Remember to follow, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Punish White LGBTQIA2SKL7J8JD+ People 6/25/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2021 45:23


    Joy Reid can't handle a debate. An athlete who wants to win just to burn the American flag on the podium. You gotta charge them white lgbt people to attend an event! Nina Simone's family calls out Kamala. IKEA serves less than woke Juneteenth menu. Disney casts a Latina person to play Snow White.... which I guess is okay women you are taking jobs from white people? Loudoun County School Board fight. Hillary Clinton knew of the Wuhan lab risk. FAA wants gender-neutral language. Drag Queen show at an Air Force base. Biden has a conspiracy theory. Influence claims people can be transracial. Harris had to remind Biden about the Florida building collapse. Biden admin sues Georgia over voter rights bill. Young Americans are getting scarier. Derek Chauvin gets 22.5 years. A baby with 0% chance to live celebrates his first birthday. Enjoy! Remember to follow, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    The Media LIES! 6/11/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2021 32:40


    No show notes today. You'll understand why once you listen. Enjoy! Remember to follow, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    FFauci 6/4/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2021 37:44


    New bird flu. Fauci and his emails. Media controls the narrative but is constantly proven wrong. Democrats suppressing the vote. Bette Midler is vile. Andy Gno attacked. Old CDC Director got death threats for questioning covid bat theory. AOC is dum. Google's diversity czar (and Google) are anti-Jewish. Bad job numbers. Good news about a longer life! Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Jan. 6th Was 1000% Worse Than 9/11 5/28/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 45:07


    Mask mandates do nothing, though no one here is surprised. John Cena grovels to China. Shots fired at George Floyd Square on the anniversary of his death. A stupid "journalist" compares 9/11 to January 6th. Gretchen Whitmer breaks her own COVID rules. Seth Rogen daftly tells comedians not to complain about cancel culture... guess it makes sense, cause he isn't one. Transgender-affirming doctor promotes children sex changes. Biden's ATF nom is terrible. Conservatives are flocking to Florida. Some Republicans don't want Trump to run again. Atlanta anti-police politician gets his car stolen. BLM founder quits BLM. Idaho Lt. Governor takes the law into her own hands... and it's awesome. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Israel Vs. The World... For Some Dumb Reason 5/21/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2021 48:22


    Sorry for missing last week. The U.S. military is getting woke... and that's scary. An ad from our sponsors at the U.S. Armed Forces Recruitment. Hamas uses an AP building as a human shield, and AP lied about it or didn't know, either way, can we trust them? Some idiot Jew says Israel's Iron Dome is too good and tries to make that a problem. Joe Biden doesn't know Rashida Tlaib's name. Palestinian radicals attack Jews in LA. Facebook takes down a Jewish prayer group, and won't even let them appeal the decision. At some point Elan mentioned a ceasefire was signed. But why even bother? A hate crime victim prays for her attacker. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    AOC Loves Dead Babies 5/7/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 57:02


    The economy WIDELY misses the expected jobs numbers. Thanks O'Biden. Dogecoin talk. Bill Gates is getting a divorce... and possibly because of Jeffrey Epstein (who didn't kill himself). South Carolina passes a lame concealed carry law. AOC tries to claim Planned Parenthood saves lives. A word from our sponsors at Planned Parenthood. More white supremacist black men attacked Asians this week. Biden celebrates the National Day of Prayer without mentioning the big man... meaning God, not Biden himself in emails from Hunter to foreign businessmen. OFF THE RAILS RANT ABOUT FIGHTING BACK ON FACEBOOK! A probably wrong update to COVID death numbers. California schools teach social justice in math. California tries to get rid of gun laws that hurt minorities. A film review of Stowaway. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Elan Can't Focus 4/30/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2021 44:24


    Biden bans travel from India and the media is silent, quite the opposite of when Trump banned chinese travel. Kentucky Derby pushes back against wokeness. Washington Post pretends Biden is VERY Catholic. GOVERNOR NEUSANCE IS BEING RECALLED. Houston DA wants to pardon George Floyd for a crime he was convicted of. VP Harris pretends to do something about the border crisis. WaPo fact checks Biden in a lazier way than Trump. CDC lowers mask guidelines... to still be higher than sane people are following. Michigan has babies wearing masks. Hunter Biden is a new expert on fake news... Biden to ban the cigarettes most black people smoke. Biden wants to take your guns and violate your rights. Twitter ignores racism... when it is against a Republican. Biden's speech ratings were crap. A weird 'energy attack' is being used on government officials. A hiker is saved by a picture. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    The One Where Elan Didn't Take Notes 4/23/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2021 60:45


    Elan tried something new today and didn't take notes when preparing for this podcast. It wasn't until afterward he realized he didn't have show notes to put into the description here. And he doesn't have time before Shabbat starts, to figure them out! Oops! Well, roughly... Included in this episode: Caitlyn Jenner running for CA governor. Derek Chauvin Verdict. Race relations in America. Lin Wood is a literal crazy person. Joe Biden is also a literal crazy person. Oh and Nancy Pelosi is a... how you say... literal crazy person. And then a bunch of other stuff. Before a review of Cobra Kai. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    The Culture Civil War 4/16/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2021 44:05


    We need to end the white supremacy of black people attacking Asians! BLM leader bought 4 houses... despite supposedly being a Marxist. An ad from Patrisse Khan-Cullors. Ivanka got her vaccine, and liberals wished her nothing but well... Inflation is on the rise. In Canada (and America, but we don't discuss that now) fascism is on the rise. Another black man was killed by cops and people rioted... forgot to mention the rioting part in the podcast. Nancy Pelosi makes us cringe. Democrats are trying to pack the court, which is NOT okay and 100% political. The officer who shot Jacob Blake gets back to work. Elan talks about getting back to God. A real life dragon! Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    The Final Episode 4/2/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2021 42:04


    Sorry for the sound quality. The MLB season starts yesterday... which is today for Elan... but don't get caught up in the timing details. An April fools joke gone wrong. Another deadly gender reveal party. Judge halts the sale of Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes. Diving into Joe Biden's infrastructure cash grab. An ad from Joe Biden. The Biden Admin announces a contest to design a better mask. Obama is too much of an oppressor to have a school named after him. We look at the day's April fools jokes that didn't involve shootings. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    The One With The Border Crisis 3/25/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2021 47:35


    Elan explains to all of you where he's been for the last 2ish weeks. Joe Biden trips on the stairs and Donald Trump Jr. inspires more right wing violence. The government is spending $86 million on hotels for illegal aliens. Middle class Joe abolished many of Trump's programs that would prevent this border crisis. The Biden Admin tries to blame the crisis that started after he took office on Donald Trump. Illegals admit that Biden is the reason they are coming now. A school board vice president says Asians use white supremacy to get ahead. Discussing the so called anti-Asian violence. Former FDA commissioner says that 6 feet of physical distancing was more than needed for the virus. Patch Adams gets his leg chopped off. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)  

    Poopin' On The Pope 3/16/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 31:36


    The Pope is no longer cool as he is forced to admit he doesn't support gay marriage. Joe Biden is planning a gigantic tax hike, to no one's surprise. Marvel is releasing a gay version of Captain America. A COVID vaccine clinic in Pasadena was cancelled because Hollywood elites decided they would sign up for it. The story of a 91-year-old police officer. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Bill Burr Bullies Babies 3/15/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 32:40


    Elan has a new job, which might affect the podcast. Rioting in Portland that attacked a federal building has basically gone ignored. The house has passed some terrible gun control bills. Gen-Z babies are calling to cancel Bill Burr after he made some un-woke jokes at the Grammys. An LA restaurant is rebelling against the country. MSNBC host Tiffany Cross calls to rename the Hoover Building after Stacey Abrams. Is the U.S. Marine Corps going woke? A new form of stem cells is being used to cure spinal injuries. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    The COVID-19 Bill Will Pay You $1,400! But Cost You $5700 3/12/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 33:29


    John Kennedy compares calling the "COVID Relief Bill" a "coronavirus bill" to a stripper really liking you. Unions are being bailed out in this bill for problems they had long before COVID. What Glenn Beck had to teach us about the bill. Dan Crenshaw (2024) makes some great points about the stupid bill. A review of WandaVision. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Tulsi Is A DINO 3/11/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 39:53


    Tulsi Gabbard makes some strong points about how dangerous cancel culture and silencing people based on their beliefs is. Yet another translator isn't allowed to translate Amanda Gorman's works. Teen Vogue editor-in-chief in hot water for stuff she said as a teen. Disney's CEO lies about their political leanings as a company. 2 men in Fukushima stayed behind after the nuclear troubles to care for left behind animals. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Cancel Culture Wars 3/10/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2021 32:38


    Gen Z is trying to cancel Eminem, but little do they know he was born into people trying to cancel him; he didn't see people who accepted him until he was a grown man. A player for the Miami Heat is being forced to apologize and be reeducated for using a Jewish "slur." Twitter has suspended Steven Crowder without a reason. The banjoist for Mumford and Sons has apologized for daring to compliment Andy Ngo. A word from our sponsor. A new underwater drone that could help save drowning people.  Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Pro-Life Evangelicals Surprised Biden Is Pro-Death 3/8/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 23:55


    An explanation of today's mediocre audio quality/short episode and tomorrow's lack of an episode. A random smattering of headlines from last week. A Broadway radio host has a problem with the end of the Texas mask mandate. A group of Pro-Life Evangelicals are surprised that Biden isn't standing up for life, even though he is doing exactly what he promised. A study shows that increases in the minimum wage are passed on to the consumer, not the business itself. A nice story about a UPS delivery man doing a good job and getting credit for it.  Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Forget The People Act 3/5/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2021 42:03


    We discuss the H.R. 1 voting bill, also known as the "For the People Act," and how it is full of a bunch of big government trash. Joy Reid says crazy, prejudiced stuff. Apparently it is racist for black people to teach white people at the same time that white people can't understand the struggles of black people and therefore can't teach other white people about racism. A review of the Israeli TV show Srugim. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    The Left Calls Biden A Nazi...Basically 3/4/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 33:41


    Looking at what leftists on Reddit say. An article by Brendan O'Niell on whether or not Biden is a Nazi by the Left's own definition. Another packed car had a problem on the border. An ad from our sponsors at Eduardo's SUV Transportation. Biden has yet to give a solo press conference. A story about two friends who pretended to be sisters. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Democracy Is Trash 3/3/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2021 36:46


    Surprise surprise, CPAC didn't have anything to do with the design of their stage, but instead a company owned by a Biden supporter did it. A black officer was fired for using the N-word. America has massively dropped in the amount of freedom we have. A Vox article about how Republicans "hate" democracy, which blindly assumes that democracy is a good thing. A high school basketball player gave an opponent the shoes off his very feet. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms.

    Dr. Seuss Get The Noose 3/2/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 32:22


    Amanda Gorman's handpicked translator gets cancelled for being white. Madison Cawthorn's former friend says he lied about the infamous car accident. Six Dr. Seuss books get cancelled for containing offensive stereotypes. A word from our sponsors at Dr. Seuss Enterprises. Twitch bends over backwards to be woke and still gets it wrong. Bill Burr defends Gina Carano. A man who couldn't afford college now donates millions for college scholarships. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    What's An Odal Rune? 3/1/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 32:26


    An Indian man gets murdered by a chicken. The stage at CPAC looks like a supposed Nazi hate symbol that no one's ever heard of. Lady Gaga's dogs are safe and sound, but she still doesn't care about the dog walker. A word from our sponsor: Lady Gaga. A judge in Texas is being tried for voter fraud. Apparently 2020 was a record year for mass shootings and the media didn't report it, probably because it didn't fit their narrative. Facebook enforces suppression of speech in Turkey, to no one's surprise. Amazon is burning books and it is getting worse, but Mein Kampf is still available. In good news: A woman throws her children out of a 3rd story window. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Ore-Oh No! 2/26/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021 34:04


    Oreo gets woke...kinda...sorta...maybe? A word from out sponsors at Oreo. The acting chief of Capitol Police says that militants want to blow up the Capitol Building, an accusation of which we'd love to see evidence. Mitch McConnell can't decide if he supports Trump or not. Time for Andrew Cuomo to be thrown under the bus *kathump*. People are trying to cancel Rosario Dawson despite her being one of the most woke people ever. Friday Film Fun has a new host as we review Sonic the Hedgehog. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Toys R Woke 2/25/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 31:28


    Mr. Potato Head has gone gender neutral and would like you to just call them "Potato Head." Or Potatoe Head, for all the Dan Quayle supporters. The media has fooled the VAST majority of people into thinking that police shootings are more common than they really are. Lady Gaga's dog walker was shot four times and she is offering a half million dollar reward, but not for the right thing. A school board VP claims that going back to school is akin to white supremacy and slavery. A CA bill wants to fine businesses for not having gender neutral toy and clothing sections for kids. A 105-year-old COVID survivor's tips for a long life. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Biden's BFF Putin 2/24/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 35:33


    Canada has condemned the Chinese genocide of Uyghurs while Biden remains silent. Activists in NYC and SF stand against white supremacy as a black man kills an Asian man... Remember when people lied and told you that Trump and Putin were best friends? Well, Biden has given Putin everything he wants TWICE in the last 30 days. A word from our sponsor Vladimir Putin. Al-Jazeera is starting a right wing news network. Steven Crowder gets banned on Twitter for posting verified evidence of election fraud. A restaurant owner in Wisconsin is spending money to buy promotion for his competitors.  Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    The Simpsons Cancels Itself 2/23/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 33:41


    The Simpsons recasts Dr. Hibbert because a white man can't possibly understand what it's like to be a black doctor; yet they ignore that fact that Nancy Cartwright isn't a 10 year old boy. Gender reveal parties kill again. A word from our sponsor: Bud's Gender Reveal Party Emporium. The new AG nominee wants to violate the 2nd Amendment. Chuck Schumer spits on Texas. A choir in the UK records a lullaby for a little girl in PA having nightmares. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Racist Anti-Racist Cartoon 2/22/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 41:04


    The Muppet Show is marked on Disney+ as offensive content, probably because Gonzo is an illegal alien. China is the new Nazi Germany and people are just plugging their ears. Cartoon Network has a new "anti-racist" PSA that contradicts itself multiple times. Coca-Cola in hot water for their sensitivity training courses. Fauci used to be against quarantining with a FAR more deadly disease. A story about a Columbian NASA scientist and her American dream. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    The NEW Woke Rule 2/19/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 32:07


    Kendall Jenner is being attacked because the wokesters have invented a new rule and she wasn't psychic enough to know it. Seattle is paying a homeless woman $10,000 for tearing down her tent. Democrats propose new legislation that would punish any president who has been impeached twice. An activist proposes paying murderers not to murder. A word about not murdering from Barack Obama. A Daily Beast reporter accuses Tucker Carlson of doctoring a googly-eyed picture of AOC...but it wasn't doctored...she just naturally looks crazy. Friday film review of the Youtube Channel Stuff Made Here. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Leftists Are Vile 2/18/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 39:37


    Bill and Melinda Gates are behind the push for children being ignorant. Joe Biden thinks that black people can't figure out how to get the vaccine. An analysis of the Biden town hall. All the horrible things Leftists are saying about Rush Limbaugh's death. The generosity of Rush Limbaugh. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    RIP Rush 2/17/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 35:42


    While not an avid listener of his program, Elan takes a moment to memorialize him.  In mind-blowing news: The Oregon Dept of Education has declared that math, showing your work, objective right and wrong, and writing skills are white supremacy.  A COVID inspector shut down an LA brewery and danced afterward. BLM activist Marx...I mean Marc Lamont Hill has cleared up what they think about Israel: they want to dismantle it. AOC says more dumb stuff on Twitter. Is Kamala starting to take over for Joe Biden? A top Democrat official is trying to prosecute Trump for the Capitol Riot...again. Alex Trebek's suits have been donated to those in need. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Stick To Sports, Jemele 2/16/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 31:56


    What's the deal with cultural appropriation? The Navy is making a pledge to end systemic racism which can ONLY end well. Marco Rubio questions whether we can impeach Hillary based on the post-office impeachment of President Trump. Sports Writer Jemele Hill went on a rant about how patriotism is somehow white supremacy. It's COOOOLD out there, but nuclear power doesn't stop working in the cold. A thief in Hawai'i got a job because he apologized.  Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    No New Taxes!...Except... 2/15/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 33:01


    San Francisco's USD voted not to add  a person who would be their only gay human and male human to their Parent Advisory Council. President Biden says he's going to close Gitmo...just like Obama did. Biden promised that households making less than $400,000 a year would get no new taxes, but we all knew that was a lie. A governmental analysis of a $15 minimum wage says it would cost 1.5 million jobs. An ad from Bernie Sanders. The left wants to forgive $50,000 of student loan debt. Biden wants to implement new gun control laws that clearly violate the Second Amendment. A man rowed across the Atlantic Ocean to raise money for Alzheimer's. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    1988 Democrat Party Platform Review 2/12/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 43:23


    We take an in-depth look at the 1988 Democrat Party Platform to see how they have changed and how they have stayed the same. It's all really vague language to avoid being proven as failures. We also touch on parts of the '92 and '96 platforms. We finish with reviews of the movies Man from Earth and the sequel Man from Earth: Holocene. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    100th Episode Spectacular 2/11/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 32:52


    100 episodes of PURE GOLD! Bruce Springsteen got his Jeep ad pulled due to a DWI. Gina Carano gets cancelled for comparing the woke mob to Nazis, despite her co-star also invoking Nazi imagery. France punished France for failing to meet their Paris Accord goals. Democrats try to manipulate the American people by deleting the part of Trump's Jan. 6th speech where he called for people to be peaceful. Liberal Republicans ALSO want to start a new party. A woman in Africa has invented a new brick, stronger than concrete and made out of recycled plastic. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Day Late Superbowl Spectacular! 2/9/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 40:57


    An essay about wealth and how it isn't a zero sum game. Bruce Springsteen calls for unity of Americans, after calling for an exorcism of the White House just a few months ago. The NFL decided to double down its social justice BS at the end of the Superbowl. A word from our sponsor: The NFL. Joe Biden got booed at the Superbowl. Cancel culture has found a new target: the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, because pirates are scary or something. The media went after Dolly Parton because they were too stupid to understand the message of her Superbowl commercial. Tampa Mayor Jane Castor wants the police to track down and punish people who didn't wear masks while celebrating. A Buccaneers fan used the internet to search for the person behind the cardboard cutout he sat next to and celebrated with at the Superbowl. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    SUPERSPREADER EVENT ALERT! 2/8/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 34:18


    The Tampa Bay Buccaneers won the Superb Owl and the media is, of course, freaking out over their maskless celebrations calling them "superspreader events," but those same outlets were totally cool with Biden victory parties and BLM riots. Newton County, Missouri is now a sanctuary for your gun rights. Tesla invests in Bitcoin. Candace Owens is considering a run for President. A laser may allow us to kill cancer without harming nearby cells.  Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Dems Want To Take Your Guns 2/5/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 33:10


    The government of Long Beach screwed over the very people they were trying to help by adding a $4/hr "hero pay" requirement for grocery store employees, causing multiple stores to permanently close. Maxine Waters calls for Trump to face murder charges. Parler CEO John Matze is let go. A word from our sponsor: Parler. A new poll shows that a majority of Republicans would leave the party to join a new Trump founded party. We still have National Guard troops in DC, which has cost us half a billion so far. Sheila Jackson Lee puts forward an INSANE gun control bill that would take a giant crap in the 2nd Amendment. Senate Democrats support paying stimulus checks to illegal aliens. A film review of season 2 of the Mandalorian.  Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Pointy Pokers To Dainty Dunes...Ew 2/4/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 29:28


    A Florida indigenous peoples rights group is protesting the INCREDIBLY offensive name Kansas City Chiefs at the Super Bowl, and leftists seem to be fine with this protest despite COVID. A father is starting a swimsuit company for his trans 11-year-old child. A group in Washington took over a hotel on Sunday, and we STILL haven't heard about it. A word from our sponsor Old Jimmy's Red Lion Inn. The SEC is going after Redditors. Read Daniel Horowitz's new article on The Blaze. A once-thought extinct mouse in The Philippines is actually flourishing. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    NYC Gets Sexy 2/3/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2021 30:56


    Republicans push to punish Ilhan Omar for her extremism in response to the push to punish Marjorie Taylor Greene. Maricopa County orders a full audit and investigation into their voting machines. Lin Wood is being investigated for possible election fraud. A word from our sponsors Finnegan's Firearm Five and Dime. NYC removes a law that supposedly discriminated against trans minorities when it came to prostitution. Joe Biden tries to defend his flurry of executive orders. Jeff Bezos steps down as Amazon CEO. NY Times speaks to "experts" about a reality Czar to tell you what reality is. Mark Cuban has a drug company that could help provide competition to drive drug prices down. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Pelosi Dividing Americans 2/2/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 37:02


    Happy Groundhog Day! Update on Marjorie Taylor Greene. the good news site gives us some bad news about straw bans. Pelosi stirs up trouble by basically saying Republicans are trying to kill Democrats. A word from Nancy herself. A Biden pick for the Labor Department cost her state over $350 million by falling for a Nigerian scheme. Jen Psaki wants to get the questions reporters are going to ask ahead of time. Lindsey Graham warns Democrats not to push too far with the sham impeachment trial. Stacey Abrams nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The Hollywood sign gets a rebranding. The CDC's guidelines for the Superb Owl. Lab grown wood may replace the need for harvesting trees. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome) Happy Groundhog Day! Update on Marjorie Taylor Greene. the good news site gives us some bad news about straw bans. Pelosi stirs up trouble by basically saying Republicans are trying to kill Democrats. A word from Nancy herself. A Biden pick for the Labor Department cost her state over $350 million by falling for a Nigerian scheme. Jen Psaki wants to get the questions reporters are going to ask ahead of time. Lindsey Graham warns Democrats not to push too far with the sham impeachment trial. Stacey Abrams nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The Hollywood sign gets a rebranding. The CDC's guidelines for the Superb Owl. Lab grown wood may replace the need for harvesting trees. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome) Wait....didn't this already happen? Happy Groundhog Day! Update on Marjorie Taylor Greene. the good news site gives us some bad news about straw bans. Pelosi stirs up trouble by basically saying Republicans are trying to kill Democrats. A word from Nancy herself. A Biden pick for the Labor Department cost her state over $350 million by falling for a Nigerian scheme. Jen Psaki wants to get the questions reporters are going to ask ahead of time. Lindsey Graham warns Democrats not to push too far with the sham impeachment trial. Stacey Abrams nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The Hollywood sign gets a rebranding. The CDC's guidelines for the Superb Owl. Lab grown wood may replace the need for harvesting trees. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome) Help!

    Masks On Masks On Masks 2/1/2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 34:55


    VOX is calling for psychological help to deal with the trauma of Trump...ya, you need it. The same people who want to tear down the border wall, want to build a wall around the Capitol Building. HAHAHAHAHA BLM has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. Rep. Cori Bush moves her office after lying about an encounter with Rep. Greene. Taxpayers have paid over $161 million to keep Khalid Sheikh Mohammed alive. But that's not all: Gitmo prisoners, including KSM, will be getting the COVID vaccine before you. Fauci pushes for people to wear 2 masks without any evidence, meanwhile he gets schooled by another one of Biden's advisors. A new mask may be able to tell you if you've been in contact with COVID. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Misquoting Maxine Waters 1/29/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2021 31:09


    Google cracks down on bad reviews for the Robinhood app. The economy took the worst hit in 2020 since 1946. An ad from our sponsor at Robinhood. Nursing homes are in dire economic straits and as many as 65% of them could shut down in the next year. Democrats are super peeved off about a real Maxine Waters quote, but ignoring the fact that she actually said it but was referencing Trump instead of Cuomo. Andrew Cuomo is trying to blame Trump for his nursing home death count. A Friday Film Fun review of TENET. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)  

    Biden Admits He's a Dictator 1/28/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 31:38


    We have to lead on our mistakes: Joe Biden said back in October that how he is acting now are the actions of a dictator. Internet traders are making big money on stock strategies and the rich folks don't like it. Teachers continue the narrative that going back to school is racist. An announcement from the CDC. PETA wants you to stop using animals as an insult. Ted Cruz pushes for term limits. Nick Sandmann drops Lin Wood as his lawyer. An amazing bit of progress in the world of heart transplants.  Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Teachers Don't Care About Students 1/27/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 34:03


    Considering a new name for the podcast. A perv in Tyler, TX has accepted a plea deal for 10 years in prison. A teacher union president in Washington is facing criticism for calling the desire to students to be back in school "white supremacy" and "white privilege." Teachers in Chicago are protesting going back to school in the most powerful way they know how: interpretive dance. The CDC has stated that research shows that COVID hasn't really been spreading through in-person education. Rand Paul forced a vote in the Senate to show the impeachment is a farce. Who is more of a dictator Trump or Biden? Biden has 4 new executive orders to fight for racial "equity." The left is trying to get rid of open carry protests, though they didn't care when Antifa was doing it. Press Secretary Jen Psaki celebrated violence, at least using the logic of the left. Progress on the road to a cure for Alzheimer's.  Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Twitter Sucks...Follow Me Though... 1/26/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 37:08


    Twitter bans the founder of myPillow. Twitter is creating a watchdog group to have users inform on other users. We take a look at dumb stuff AOC and Bernie have been saying on Twitter. The Washington Post tries to "gotcha" Ted Cruz with their fact check, but just prove his point. Josh Hawley calls for out of control and hypocritical Democrats to be punished. President Trump forms The Office of the Former President. Leaders in Oregon and Washington are finally trying to crack down on the riots in their state, but we are all crying because they are having trouble caused by their own terrible policies. Chuck Schumer has erections on the mind. Disney+ is censoring more of its own classic movies. Amazing surgical development for blind people. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome) Twitter: @TheElanMorrison

    Biden's First Days 1/25/2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 31:44


    We take a way-too in-depth look at Biden's first days in office and his 30ish executive orders. Gavin Newsom lifts the California lockdown orders for political gain. A new invention that could replace the old walker.  Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)

    Did Ya Miss Me? 1/22/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 28:59


    Don't answer that. What Elan did this last week. National Sanctity of Human Life Day. Why avoiding the news is nice for a short time. The Democrats are calling for unity while slapping you in the face. PatrioticMe has been banned from using Facebook ads for seemingly no reason other than being patriotic. The Democrats want to reprogram Trump supporters, because apparently you are brainwashed by being able to listen to two different view points. More Democrat conspiracy theories. An amazing new electric car battery than can be charged in 5 minutes. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)  

    The GOP is Killing Itself 1/13/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2021 28:08


    AOC calls the South suppressed states and calls for them to be "liberated." Sounds like violent rhetoric to us. An attorney for PBS is sadly let go. Youtube has blocked President Trump's account. Despite banning Trump for imaginary calls for violence, Twitter allows Hang Pence to trend on their site for a time. The Biden team might be letting go of the doctor behind Operation Warp Speed's success. The Republican Party is committing mass suicide by turning on the first president to excite them in 30+ years. A word from our sponsor: Mitch McConnell. A bit about more Republicans who are selling out the President. Glenn Greenwald agrees with Elan that the evidence shows that the Capitol riot was planned on Twitter, Youtube, and Facebook, not Parler. Good news of a doctor helping his former patients. Elan is going out of town, but will be back the Monday the 25th at the latest. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe, rate, and share the show on all major podcasting platforms. You can contact Elan at ElanMorrison@protonmail.com (sponsorship welcome)  

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