Watching Films on the Toilet

In which Ben and Eamonn return after a long, unexplained absence to talk about Mickey 17. Ben tries out a new ‘bad boy' image by doing lots of swearing, Eamonn weighs the pros and cons of JD Vance and old friend of the podcast Joe Rogan gets in touch with an update on his rapidly melting brain.

Eamonn and Ben dump a couple of logs in the toilet fire and check out Shane Black's The Long Kiss Goodnight! There's an annual festive rap from Big Turkey Neck, an angry man from Plymouth delivers a Christmas message, and Gordon Ramsey pops in for a chat! And with a whole host of celebrity messages, this episode is even better than finding a lump of coal in your stocking! Ho! Ho! Ho?

Eamonn and Ben get drawn into their own survival horror movie while they watch 30 Days of Night! And - spoiler alert - they don't make it out alive! There are letters from the worm in Eamonn's brain and a really angry man from Plymouth. Plus an exclusive anniversary interview with Tony Montana! You know how you can't look away from a car crash? Let us know if you can't stop listening to one. 

Eamonn and Ben don their togas for a fearsome back and forth about Gladiator 2! A host of celebrities line up to deliver an offensive message to Ben, and we hear what Donald Trump really thought of The Apprentice. Plus there's an in depth discussion about Tom Cruise' bulbous nose, Jeff Bridges pops along for a high-pitched interview and there's a whole lot of nonsense about stupid historical figures!     

Eamonn and Ben celebrate Trump's historic victory by watching a film he referred to as “a hatchet job” - The Apprentice! There's letters from a couple of disgraced celebrities, and an interview with none other than… Donald Trump! You'll also learn the important rules that every alpha male should follow to make it in the world, and there's a right kerfuffle when it's time to fish or flush!

Eamonn and Ben stretch their vocal cords for a chat about Joker: Folie à Deux! Ben also receives some long-awaited answers about his kidnapping in France and Eamonn shares some statistics! Sounds fun, right? There's also an interview with The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment, a letter from the deceased King of Pop and that game they can't decide on a name for!

Eamonn and Ben are replaced by devil dolls for a discussion about Longlegs! After they've guessed how long Longlegs legs really are, they have a nice chat with Jason Statham, receive a couple of scathing letters and stare at some shiny balls full of devil mind gas. Plus there's another high stakes game you can join in with at home AND Ben finds some weird black goo...

Eamonn and Ben are back - older and definitely dumber - for a chat about Alien: Romulus! Is it worthy of the original classics or does it crash and burn like the later entires in the franchise? And there are a load of celebrity guests of course! We've got James Cameron's hot take on the movie, Donald Trump's unexpected podcast endorsement and an in-depth interview with ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER about his iconic movie costumes! Plus there's a high stakes game you can join in with at home along with all the latest movie news!

In which Eamonn and Ben struggle through the universally panned, Blade Trinity. Eamonn faces inner turmoil, Ben takes a joke too far, there are letters from angry Plymouthians and they promise the next episode will be better.   “Haven't you read Stoker's fable?”

Uh? In this episode Eamonn and Ben get ever so Scottish with 80s fantasy classic, Highlander! There's more chat about Gladiators, shocking events in their hometown and a Summarwee battle to the death! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Eamonn and Ben return from their Winter break with a nice chat about Saltburn! There're letters from some huge celebrities, thoughts on the new Gladiators TV show, dental hygiene tips and the most middle class Top 5 you'll ever hear.   "This is nice, mate!"   Does anyone read the episode description? If they did I'd write something about our Patreon and social media content but what's the point. 

Eamonn and Ben celebrate the festive season by watching Michael Mann's Miami Vice (2006)! Ho, ho, ho? There's a lot of Jim Ross talk, a really boring Top 5 and the greatest pic n' mix sweet of all time. “I'm a fiend for mojitos.”

Eamonn and Ben get hostile as they disagree on David Fincher's latest, The Killer (2023)! They also get unusually political, come up with a new job for the sultry Masterchef narrator and discuss playlists for professional killers.  "Empathy is weakness."    

In this episode Eamonn and Ben share their thoughts on Scorsese's latest, Killers of the Flower Moon. There's a letter from a controversial public figure, more excellent Pic n' Mix chat and a whole lot of talk about the heights of your favourite actors. “He is saving you, DUMB BOY!”

Eamonn and Ben check out David Gordon Green's latest attempt at resurrecting a beloved horror franchise, The Exorcist: Believer! There are also letters from podcast nemesis Josh Widdicombe and director Steven Spielberg, in-depth pic 'N' mix reviews, and really irritating kids.  "THE BODY AND THE BLOOD!" Please support our Patreon at linktr.ee/filmsontoilet so we can spend $400m on the Exorcist franchise.

Eamonn and Ben wrap up their Expendables marathon with... The Expend4bles! They recount their joyous trip into central London to watch the film together and eat lots of pic 'N' mix. Plus there're letters from one really famous person and one not-so-famous person, Eamonn comes up with some great ideas to fix the franchise and Ben gets hassled in the streets. “Dumbbells.”   Please support our Patreon at linktr.ee/filmsontoilet so we can buy lucky rings.    The Expend4bles was directed by Scott Waugh with a screenplay by Kurt Wimmer, Tad Daggerhart and Max Adams, and produced by Kevin King-Templeton, Les Weldon and Yariv Lerner. The film stars Jason Statham, Sylvester Stallone, Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson, Megan Fox, Dolph Lundgren, Tony Jaa, Iko Uwais, Randy Couture, Jacob Scipio, Levy Tran and Andy García.

What better what to celebrate the third part of their Expendables Marathon, than by watching... THE EXPENDABLES 3! Ben and Eamonn check out, what is widely considered to be, the worst film in the franchise for the first time, and you may be surprised by their reaction! Plus there's some in-depth Pic 'N' Mix chat, a failed attempted at gaining more listeners and Eamonn dies.    "I am The Hague." Please support our Patreon at linktr.ee/filmsontoilet so we can assemble our own team of aging mercenaries for assorted wetwork.  The Expendables 3 was directed Patrick Hughes, with a screenplay by Sylvester Stallone, Creighton Rothenberger and Katrin Benedikt, based on Characters by David Callaham, and produced by Avi Lerner, Kevin King-Templeton, Danny Lerner, Les Weldon and John Thompson. The film stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Antonio Banderas, Jet Li, Wesley Snipes, Dolph Lundgren, Kelsey Grammer, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, Kellan Lutz, Ronda Rousey, Glen Powell, Victor Ortiz, Robert Davi, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

After a rocky start, The Expendables marathon continues with... The Expendables 2! Ben and Eamonn introduce a new ‘Pic 'N' Mix' based feature, think about their mercenary character traits and compete in an unexpected Top 5 challenge, whilst laughing. A lot. “Turn around, sheep.”   Please support our Patreon at linktr.ee/filmsontoilet so we can afford to get jacked like Sylvester Stallone.   The Expendables 2 was directed by Simon West, written by Sylvester Stallone and Richard Wenk, and produced by Avi Lerner, Danny Lerner, Kevin King Templeton and Les Weldon. The film stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Liam Hemsworth, Scott Adkins and Yu Nan.

The Expendables marathon begins with... The Expendables! In this explosive episode, Ben tells us more than we want to know about his trip to Florida, Eamonn wins are argument about The Greatest Showman and they share some terrific ideas for Jason Statham's head tattoo. "Your lucky ring stinks!"   Please support our Patreon at linktr.ee/filmsontoilet so we can spend an entire day planting explosives in a dictator's mansion.   The Expendables was directed by Directed by Sylvester Stallone, written by  David Callaham and Sylvester Stallone, and produced by Avi Lerner, John Thompson and Kevin King-Templeton. The films stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, David Zayas, Giselle Itié, Charisma Carpenter, Gary Daniels, Terry Crews and Mickey Rourke.

Hold onto your hats, because Eamonn is back on the mic to review Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One! Ben quizzes him about his stint in Comedy Prison, they break the story of the next Mission Impossible film (featuring eagles and nunchucks) and Eamonn tries to sort out the mess that was made in his absence! "He's a mind-reading, shape-shifting creator of chaos."   Please support our Patreon at so we can blow up bridges and destroy fancy steam trains.   Indulge in the madness that is Skibidi Toilet!   Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One was directed by Christopher McQuarrie, written by Christopher McQuarrie and Erik Jendresen, and produced by Tom Cruise and Christopher McQuarrie. The film stars Tom Cruise, Hayley Atwell, Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg, Rebecca Ferguson, Vanessa Kirby, Esai Morales, Pom Klementieff, Mariela Garriga and Henry Czerny.

Ben is joined by his old, school friend Raph to dig into James Mangold's  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny! Having just returned from a scorching weekend at Glastonbury, Raph shares his survival secrets, Ben prepares to be insulted by a celebrity chef, and Chat GPT dishes out some trivia questions for pretentious cinephiles! “Everything hurts.”   Please support our Patreon at linktr.ee/filmsontoilet so we fund an archaeological dig to retrieve an ancient time travel device.   And check out Raph's awesome music photography at instagram.com/raphph/   Indiana Jones and the Dial Destiny was directed by James Mangold, written by Jez Butterworth, John-Henry Butterworth, David Koepp and James Mangold, and produced by Kathleen Kennedy, Frank Marshall and Simon Emanuel. The film stars Harrison Ford, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Antonio Banderas, John Rhys-Davies, Toby Jones, Boyd Holbrook, Ethann Isidore and Mads Mikkelsen.

With the London Action Film Festival around the corner, Ben gets all excited and shares his enthusiasm for Netflix action thriller, Extraction 2 - all on his own! In this solo extravaganza, Ben looks forward to a call from Chris Hemsworth, brainstorms ideas for toilet-based events and goes up against Chat GPT for a top 5 challenge!  "Is that dog wearing a Valentino shirt?"   Please support our Patreon at linktr.ee/filmsontoilet so we can pay to look handsome like Chris Hemsworth.   Extraction 2 (2023) was directed by Sam Hargrave, written by Joe Russo, and produced by Joe and Anthony Russo's AGBO. The film stars Chris Hemsworth, Golshifteh Farahani, Adam Bessa, Olga Kurylenko, Daniel Bernhardt, Tinatin Dalakishvili and Idris Elba.

In which Ben is joined by the hosts of the Extreme Horror Replay Podcast, Nancy and Big Ben, to share their thoughts on Australian horror, The Loved Ones (2009). Big Ben tells us all about his doll collection, Nancy embraces British culture and they tackle some tricky trivia questions! "The trick is not to go too far. Just enough to break through the skull."   Check out the XHR Podcast here... https://linktr.ee/extreme_horror_replay

In which Ben and guest host, Alex Robson, get stuck into James Wan's Malignant. They hatch a plan to continue the franchise with a sure-fire hit sequel, Ben shares an exclusive track from Arnold Schwarzenegger's new album, and Alex stumbles upon a Disco Toilet. “Time to cut out the cancer…”

In which Eamonn and Ben check out Marvel's latest, Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3. Ben traumatises his children, they seriously consider taking a global superstar to court, and Eamonn gets into some serious trouble. "Let's give the galaxy something to remember us by."

In which Ben subjects Eamonn to horror sequel, Evil Dead Rise. They receive some correspondence from some very important people, Eamonn hopes someone will return his stolen jacket and Ben shares the short-range toplines. “Mommy's with the maggots now.”

In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by their old school friend, Foz, to chat about mind-bending sci-fi thriller, Infinity Pool.  Eamonn looks forward to King Charles' coronation, Ben tells us about a holiday challenge that almost killed him, and they receive some feedback from CHAT GPT. “He is a spineless worm and a bed wetter and he'd sell his own mother for horse meat to save himself. “

In which Eamonn and Ben disagree about John Wick 4. They receive a couple of letters from British icons, Eamonn locks down a new sponsorship deal and they clean up the Tank of Glory. "I am Klaus."

In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by regular guest, Alex Robson, and his comic-book artist brother, Will Robson, for a chat about the South Korean, zombie extravaganza, Train to Busan! Will chats about his Kickstarter comic book 'Outbreaks', they share the zombified celebrity they'd most like to keep in their basements and there's a letter from an action hero! "Such a sh*tty day." PLEASE SUPPORT OUR PATREON https://linktr.ee/filmsontoilet so we can buy sweets.  Support Will Robson's Kickstarter http://kck.st/3m9Qf69 Check out Spider-Man the Animated Series Podcast https://linktr.ee/Spidermantaspod and Batman the Animated Series Podcast https://linktr.ee/batmantaspod  

In which Eamonn and Ben discuss the latest instalment of the Rocky franchise, Creed 3. They share their favourite pic n mix cramming strategies, Eamonn expresses his true feelings about Ben and there's a surprising addition to the Tank of Glory… “I brought you into my home, bro!” PLEASE SUPPORT OUR PATREON https://linktr.ee/filmsontoilet (we'll be your best friend)

In which Eamonn and Ben jump back on the hosting saddle for a chat about Cocaine Bear! They hatch a plan to dethrone Logan Paul and KSI from their drink-throne, Eamonn gives some sage advice to a struggling comedian and Ben receives another letter from his favourite actor.  "Apex predator, high on cocaine, out of its mind." PLEASE SUPPORT OUR PODCAST VIA PATREON  https://linktr.ee/filmsontoilet

In which Eamonn and Ben hop back on the host saddle to review Marvel's latest, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania. Ben tells us all about his disastrous Valentine's Day, Eamonn receives an unexpected letter and they get in a really long argument about crisps.  "You're out of your league, Ant-Man." Sign up to our Patreon to support our podcast, please!  https://linktr.ee/filmsontoilet

Join your new hosts Alex Robson (Spider-Man the Animated Series Podcast, Batman the Animated Series Podcast) and Big Ben (Extreme Horror Replay Podcast) as they chat about M. Night Shyamalan's latest, Knock at the Cabin and reflect on the gruesome deaths of former hosts, Ben and Eamonn.   "My heart is broken because of what I have to do today."

In which Eamonn and Ben celebrate their 50th episode by watching the highly anticipated sequel to the highest-grossing movie of all time, Avatar: Way of Water, and interviewing the film's director, JAMES CAMERON! Ben also receives an exclusive track from Big Turkey Neck, Eamonn discovers a violent Christmas loophole and a bunch of special guests get a lot more than they bargained for! “Hey cuz! Let's do this!”

In which Eamonn and Ben question their friendship after watching Martin McDonagh's The Banshees of Inisherin. Eamonn shares his favourite road, Ben has an epiphany and there's a shocking turn of events when the fate of this week's film is decided... "Maybe, he just doesn't like you anymore."

In which Eamonn and Ben celebrate Halloween with horror reboot, Hellraiser (2022). Eamonn gets in a strop about his favourite drink, Ben continues to stoke the flames of beef with a celebrity chef and they make plans for next Halloween's podcast.  “So, if I solve it, do I get a prize?”

In which Eamonn and Ben take a look at Walter Hill's action-thriller, Trespass (1992). Eamonn details the fallout from his attempts at starting beef with Ric Flair, Ben fondly remembers a cereal mascot from his childhood and there's another, particularly loaded, argument over this week's top 5.  "I am a businessman. These are my associates..."   

In which Eamonn and Ben critique 90's crime-drama, Copland. They share their thoughts on recent Royal events, Ben does an impression that's never been done before and Eamonn comes up with a unique way to avoid conflict.  "Oh my god! He jumped!"

In Which Eamonn and Ben revisit John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China. They debate the funniest place to punch someone, Eamonn gets backed into a corner and Ben mostly talks about his family's failed trip to Paris.  "I'm a reasonable guy. But, I've just experienced some very unreasonable things..."

In which Eamonn and Ben take a look at the recent Predator prequel, Prey. Eamonn enjoys a long, cool drink of squash, Ben shares the ultimate hangover cure and they discuss the imaginative ways in which they'd use Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet.  "I'm smarter than a beaver..."

In which Eamonn and Ben review Netflix, action thriller, The Gray Man. Eamonn warns Ben about an unexpected intrusion, Ben causes a lot of trouble on a plane and they almost call it quits over a BRAND NEW FEATURE!  "There's an upside to sleeping so close to your toilet."

In which covid-ridden Eamonn and Ben muster up the strength to share their thoughts on Thor: Love and Thunder. There's coughing, confusion and lots of nonsensical rambling that's even more bizarre than usual. Good luck.  "My superhero-ing days are over."

In which Eamonn and Ben chat to another Ben about the Netflix sci-fi thriller, Spiderhead. They break down what it takes to be a billionaire, Ben buries something in his garden in the early hours of the morning and Eamonn plans a couple of new podcasts with some surprise guests. “You cool to drive?”

In which Eamonn and Ben experience high-octane action sequel, Top Gun: Maverick. They work out who the real bad guys behind that unsanctioned uranium enrichment plant were, Eamonn comes up with a 'respectful' way to shoehorn old Kelly McGillis into the movie and Ben shares a letter he received from a really nice guy.  "You think up there, you're dead."

In which Eamonn and Ben are joined, once again, by host of the ‘Spider-Man The Animated Series' podcast, Alex Robson, to share their thoughts on Terminator: Dark Fate. They wonder what life would be like for a future saviour of the human resistance, Eamonn discovers an alarming Brazilian rite of passage and Ben ruins a joke. “I won't be back.”

In which Eamonn and Ben share their thoughts on the film the brought us 'Gun Kata' - Equilibrium. They receive letters from a couple of tough guys, Eamonn has a snack and Ben looks for a new dentist. "A nearly unforgivable lapse, Cleric."

In which Eamonn and Ben get stuck in to Sylvester Stallone's hyper-violent sequel, Rambo (2008). They receive letters from a fairly angry comedian and a really angry film director, weigh up whether Ben should ever apologise to anyone, and Eamonn attempts to answer an important philosophical question. "And what is?"

In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by digital artist, Tales, to revisit Kathryn Bigalow's action classic, Point Break! They unearth a shocking recording from the set of Michael Bay's latest movie, weigh up Eamonn's chances against UFC heavyweights and share their disdain for theatre.  "You're a real blue flame special, aren't you, son?"

In which Eamonn and Ben go to town on Michael Bay's latest effort, Ambulance. They share their thoughts on that thing that happened at the Oscars, Eamonn has another argument with his wife and Ben loses the will to live. "MASSIVE BANK ROBBERY DTLA"        

In which Eamonn and Ben discuss the Nic Cage-starring, 90s action-thriller, Con Air. Eamonn builds himself a shed, Ben has sound problems and they come up with some nicknames to use in prison.  “Make a move and the bunny gets it.” 

In which Eamonn and Ben share their thoughts on The Batman. Eamonn is thrust into a life-threatening situation, an underage Ben sports a foolproof disguise and they share some secret audio recordings from a podcast rivals' new show.  "C'mon Vengeance, let's get into some trouble."