Who Do You Think You Are?

Trans people and transmissions are a lot alike… They both change gear. Nick gets high and crossdresses in a bathtub to prepare for fatherhood. Pedro's dad pulls out his sack and shows him where he's from. CJ gets great results from the Pedro Pooping Plan. PLUS! •A predator reviews the new movie, Prey •Catching Asian Jesus in a pokéball •Sam Harris would prefer that Hunter Biden rape and murder children over electing Trump All this and so much more on this PROGRESSIVE episode of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!! ✌️

These gender reveals are getting out of hand! At the bus stop today some dude opened his coat and revealed his gender to my wife. Nick's having a girl! Pedro doesn't give a fig about anybody. CJ pooed on his own floor. PLUS! •Nick visits the Phoenix Animal Holocaust Camp •Alan Watts vs Jordan Peterson: Who had the bigger ding-dong? •Back to School: Pre-gay thru kindergarten All this and so much more on this GENDER REVEAL episode of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!! ✌️

John Cage BUILT The PYRAMIDS | 210 | WDUTUR by Pete Ruelas and Nick Cento

I've always been terrified of having a baby shower. I'm afraid I'll turn on the faucet and infants will pour out. Then in my panic I'll try to flush them, and the toilet will clog. Now infants are flooding over onto the floor. And I'll call a plumber and he'll be like, “Jesus Christ, what did you eat?!” Uh… Welcome back to WDUTUR podcast! Nick “forgets” to pull out. Pedro offers Nick new-daddy advice. CJ gives birth to a poo after a two-hour labor. PLUS! •The pandemic shakes new parents' confidence in traditional vaccines •Lil Stumbles: Into Fatherhood •Pedro and Nick's cis kids bully CJ's foster trans All this and so much more on this KNOCKED UP edition of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

Sex is like Taco Bell—it's all different combinations of the same 5 ingredients. And it sounds good until you're done, then you just feel shame. Plus it can ruin your day if someone accidentally puts sour cream in your taco. Buenos dias, from Who Do You Think You Are? (WDUTUR) podcast! Nick has performance anxiety. Pedro exercises his white privilege. CJ teaches the gang a new racial slur! PLUS! •A family affair: Ricky Martin's nephew drops all charges •Pedro 3:16 “You don't need consent if you're married.” •Okay, Google: Why are latinos gay? All this and so much more on this edición HOMOSEXUALES de WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!! ✌️

Kids are like hangovers… most people don't want to have sex with one. #yikes Welcome back to Who Do You Think You Are? (WDUTUR) #comedypodcast! Nick plays jazz, but with racial slurs. Pedro gets drunk for his family's sake. CJ watches gay porn so he's allowed to say the f-word. PLUS! •#RickyMartin is livin' la vida chomo •Pedro disproves the #MandelaEffect by masturbating to #BritneySpears first music video All this and so much more on this MATURE FOR ITS AGE edition of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!! ✌️

We've recently been added to an FBI watchlist. We get more views from the feds than we get on Youtube. Nick has a man period. Pedro gets a new patio to burn down. CJ tells a pizza joke about jews. PLUS! •Soundcloud rappers are domestic terrorists •Nick looks like the Highland Park Shooter •US Senator Twerks the Vote All this and so much more on this SUN'S OUT GUNS OUT edition of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!! ✌️

Abortion is a lot like football. It's less fun if nobody is watching. Welcome back to WDUTUR podcast! Nick makes us white-girl-wet preparing a racist taco platter. Pedro learns the meaning of independence. CJ is haunted by a homeless demon. PLUS! •If your body rebuilds every 7 years, can it be rebuilt gay? •Will Smiff is Bi Robot •Pedro and CJ do gay stuff with food All this and so much more on this HOMOSEXUAL PATRIOT edition of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!! ✌️

Did you know killer whales are actually dolphins? We just call them killer whales because “killer dolphin” sounds gayyy. #happypridemonth This week on Who Do You Think You Are? #comedypodcast… Nick takes #mushrooms and falls in love with a dinosaur. Pedro only dates #christianwomen because they don't know they can orgasm. CJ learns a new trick from watching an old dog lick its balls. PLUS! •What is the value of art? •Should we escape the system—or fix it? •Why are the best #artists always the biggest pieces of crap? All this and so much more on this SUBVERSIVE episode of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

Podcast birthdays are like kindergarten graduations… Congratulations! But no one cares. #happybirthday

Did you know there are over 33 million Hindu gods? One for every gender! #happypridemonth from Who Do You Think You Are? #comedypodcast!

Ladies treat feelings like time capsules… you bury them until they're no longer relevant, then you dig them up and make your boyfriend unpack them with you. Happy Memorial Gay! …from WDUTUR podcast! Nick has pool penis. Pedro buries a hamster in a time capsule. CJ hosts his new show, Pussy Talk w/ Incel. PLUS! •Who has world's most powerful pussy? •Are we hyping up school shooters? •Performances by Lil Stumbles & his more successful cousin Lil Chapi All this and so much more on this UNFORGETTABLE episode of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

As a kid, it's amazing when you see one of your teachers at the grocery store. You're like “whoa, I usually only see Ms. Applebottom at school, fleeing from a crazed gunman. It's cool to see her at Sprouts, fleeing from a crazed gunman.” Nick is Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide-the-sausage. Pedro is DILFbert. CJ is a school shooter counselor. PLUS! •The gang speaks ill of the dead fat ukulele guy •80-year-old priest becomes gay porn star •Episode 200 grill-out mukbang!!! All that and a box of monkeypox on this CHILLED & GRILLED episode of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… Amor y paz!!!

White Replacement Theory is racist, but it's also a dope ass name for a tanning salon. And Buffalo could use more tanning salons. Nick meets the parents in Oregon red country and hits a fork in the road of reality. Pedro scratches and sniffs at all times. CJ has clean pussy energy. PLUS! •Did #AlexJones predict the Buffalo massacre? •#Madonna's Non Fungible Twat •#WouldYouRather: Bad Breath vs Stinky Gash All this and so much more on this SUPREME episode of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!! ✌️

My dog groomer was recently arrested because he was grooming puppies—for sex trafficking. In retrospect, I should have known… his business was called “Pet—o'phile Island”. Now—on Who Do You Think You Are? podcast (WDUTUR) Nick prepares to vacation in the CHAZ autonomous zone. Pedro has schoolboy knees. CJ's ding-dong is battle-hardened. PLUS! •Describe a Porn to Me •Pedro shows how a nazi orders mexican food •Nick and Pedro shoot an after-school special confronting the dangers of grooming All this and so much more on this MATURE FOR ITS AGE episode of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!! ✌️

Pauly Was a Cracker | 197 | WDUTUR by Pete Ruelas and Nick Cento

Dating Amber Heard is like having a cat… she's moody, temperamental, & sometimes she goes to the bathroom in your bed. Nick pees inside a woman. Pedro heckles a baseball game and fist-fights a woman. CJ loves a pigeon the way a man loves a woman. PLUS! •Nazi Synthesizers •3 Reasons to Have Gay Sex w/ Pedro •Tom Cruise is the Last Retard All this and so much more on this PRENUPTIAL episode of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!

Seeing a cop in traffic is like seeing a homeless dude pull his dick out on the bus. You try not look directly at him & just pray he doesn't get behind you. WDUTUR 4/20 hotbox edition!!! Nick removes the belt from his neck to offer self-care tips. Pedro thinks it's okay to abuse animals if you eat them after. CJ turns to human trafficking to find a girlfriend. PLUS! •The boys read a cute cat story about Hitler •Drinking and driving in support of the police •Biden bossed around by Easter Bunny All this and so much more on this special CLAMBAKE edition of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!! ✌️

How can you tell if the mouse you're about to have sex with is transexual? Ask the kindergarten class he teaches. Sadboi Nick @ Nite. Pete gets stung by a gay bee. CJ violently attacks Nick on air. PLUS! •Trans-Mickey the Mouse Trap •What and why is the Easter bunny? •RIP Gilbert Gottfried Tune in to find out who said the N-word this week, on WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz! ✌️

Ben Shapiro's Sisters Tits | 193 | WDUTUR by Pete Ruelas and Nick Cento

Jada Balldo Smith | 192 | WDUTUR by Pete Ruelas and Nick Cento

What's the difference between Joe Biden and The Bee Gees? Somehow, Biden is Stayin' Alive. …and so is Who Do You Think You Are? (WDUTUR) podcast! Nick celebrates a year since he discovered autoerotic asphyxiation. Pedro lays his uncle to rest (at least someone's getting laid). CJ throws a panic attack party. PLUS! •Gnocchi the #birthdaydog •CJ's neighbor moves to the sidewalk across the street from his apartments #homelessness •#Pizzagate judge Ketanji Brown gets a supreme promotion All this and so much more on this LIFE OR DEATH episode of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!! ✌️

Welcome back to Who Do You Think You Are? podcast! THE SEQUEL!!! Home Alone 2: 9/11 Kevin in the City Nick goes to Russia with a WNBA star and some weed vapes and comes back solo. Pedro goes Hindu when the war comes and murder/suicides his family. CJ goes to Nazi church camp in the Ukraine and has a nice time. PLUS! •Is the human race becoming digitiled?! •Chicken Kiev changes their name and ends the war •What's the deal with lesbians and basketball? We're WRIST-DEEP in the Devil's derrière on this episode of WDUTUR podcast!!! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz! ✌️

How do you find the meaning of life? Look in the dictionary between libido and limp. Or just ask Who Do You Think You Are? (WDUTUR) podcast! Nick gets a girlfriend and stops watching porn. Pedro finds a rock shaped like a couch and masturbates on it. CJ teaches the boys how to honk their ‘gasms. PLUS! •Is doing it in public a turn on? •Is Ukraine faking it? •Can Pedro name five black actors? All this and so much more on this DIY edition of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!! ✌️

Would you rather have Down Syndrome or get 3 limbs amputated? We ask the hard-R questions on Who Do You Think You Are? (WDUTUR) Nick's life changes when he wears sunglasses indoors. Pedro drops hard r's right in front of one. CJ relapses after saying the N-word on stage in Chandler, AZ. PLUS! •Victoria's got a SPECIAL Secret •Disney opens the door to full-time fantasy land •The boys play Would You Rather with the live-chat audience All this and so much more on this INTELLECTUALLY DISABLED edition of WDUTUR! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!! ✌️

What's the best part about enjoying the #SuperBowlHalftimeShow from home? Not having to put your dentures in first! We're crip walking our way to a busted hip, on Who Do You Think You Are (WDUTUR) podcast! Nick gets a mental health pedicure. Pedro has nothing but unkind words for Nick's new girlfriend. CJ is podcasting's Uncle Tom. PLUS! •Nick is finally confronted about #bullying Pedro. •Pedro gets fall-down-drunk at the #USOpen •The gang goes deep on the state of #comedy after CJ hits the #lgbtq open mic All this and so much more on this PERIMENOPAUSAL edition of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!! ✌️

Joe Biden & Joe Rogan are a lot alike. They both have huge platforms, spread misinfo, and say the N-word. But when Rogan bombs he doesn't kill a half-dozen children. TODAY! …on Who Do You Think You Are (WDUTUR) podcast! Nick has a blind date with a racist non-binary Mexican. Pedro gets anal for Valentine's day. CJ looks like Cupid if he was a bouncer at a gay bar. TOPICS: •Cuck Trudeau: Is Fidel Castro's son the Prime Minister of Canada? •How gay do you think you are?: Anal vs. Feelings •NYU Professor says kickball proves pedophilia isn't that bad All this and so much more on this HARD-R edition of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!! ✌️

Whoopi Goldberg asks a Nazi bartender for a drink menu. Nazi Bartender says, “we don't serve black and tans here.” Whoopi says, “don't make this about race.” Nazi Bartender says, “it's not about race, we're just out of Guinness.”

Why did the cute fluffy bunny cross the road? To crossover to the other side after Nick hit it with his car. …on WDUTUR podcast! We're sharing roadkill stories, saying the n-word, and ostracizing our sick friends on this week's brand new episode of Who Do You Think You Are? (WDUTUR) Nick takes mushrooms and runs over a bunny with his ex who cheated on him, Pedro murders a pigeon as a silly gag, CJ kills the Taco Bell chihuahua and says the n-word. PLUS! •Who's your favorite Indian—dot or feather? •The gang remembers #LouieAnderson and #MeatLoaf •#Biden's boondoggle presidency (whatever that means)

WDUTUR is a James Earl Ray of sunshine! Let us brighten your day—click the link in the bio and subscribe!!! We go LIVE every Tuesday, and publish a full high-quality edit to Youtube every Wednesday! This week: Nick crosses his gender but not his legs. Pedro breaks up with a girl because she has a beard. CJ drops out of college for the fourth time. #crossdressing #breakups #dropout PLUS! We read the #FBI's love letter to #MLKjr, take questions from the audience, & find out which of us has the hairiest derrière! All this and so much more on this DISSOLUTE, ABNORMAL, MORALLY IMBECILIC episode of WDUTUR podcast!! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!! ✌️

The bad news: Bob Saget died. The good news: The Olsen twins are looking for a new daddy. And we know 3 guys who'd love to play Full House with those freaks! It's WDUTUR podcast!!! Today— Nick laments the #downtown scene. Pedro gets drunk in a #Sprouts. CJ does his first #comedy open mic. PLUS! •RIP #BobSaget •#China made a fake sun •Is #AOC hot? All this and so much more on this WHITE GIRL WASTED edition of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!! ✌️

All good things come in threes! The primary colors, the Hanson Brothers, DEATH... Join us as we send off three greats into the afterlife. RIP Betty White, John Madden—and Chris James?! • Nick and Pedro rant about some of your favorite shows and how much they suck after season 2 • Tattoo time! What to get, when, and where to get it? • Relationship Corner: Pedro pries some big news from Nick! Plus! Gay horoscopes! All this and so much more on this OBITUARY episode of WDUTUR! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ (beyond the grave)… amor y paz!!! ✌️

What's the difference between #KevinSpacey's boyfriend and WDUTUR podcast? Our ball's already dropped! It's a #NewYear and we're all a little older, but we refuse to grow up!!! Nick's mom saves a dollar by pulling his coke straw out of the trash. Pedro blends in at the high school with a new piercing. CJ exposes himself to a jogger trying to have cybersex in his car. PLUS! •Creepy tattoo artists •Ol' Nick learns a new trick with his prostate •Golden showers: take ‘em or leave ‘em? You are who you hang out with! So come retain your juvenile delinquency well into your 30's… and hang with WDUTUR podcast!! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!! ✌️

Up on the housetop, click click click… Omg, honey—call the police! There's a black guy on the roof!!! It's the @WDUTURpod Black Santa Christmas Special ft @pilot_flyin!!! Nick stays home with a bah humbug and berates #Yellowstone on Netflix. Pedro leaves out tacos and tequila for #BlackSanta. CJ's sexuality is called into question when he admits he can't climax while being hit in the face. PLUS! •@Pilot_Flyin goes deep on the difference between #religion and #spirituality •The boys take a trip to The Island of Misfit Adult Toys •The gang catches up on the latest from the #whitehouse, #ghislainemaxwell, #cnn and other predatory institutions. All this and a big ol' sack on this #NAUGHTYLIST edition of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!! ✌️

Who was your favorite Little Rascal? Was it Spanky? …or was it @wduturpod?! We're getting cheeky with #Christmas cheer as we near the slap happy New Year!!! Pedro gives Nick a spank. Nick calls shotgun on Christmas #pranks. CJ makes a deposit at the Instagram #spankbank. TOPICS: •Whoop! Whoop! That's the sound of the #thot police! •Chinese vs American algorithms: are #twerkvid's asymmetrical warfare? •iPads as a form of parenting: How should we raise our children in The Fourth Industrial #Revolution? PLUS! We're no doms, but we just got our first 100 subs on Youtube!

L'chaim!

Crossing Streams | 176 | WDUTUR by Pete Ruelas and Nick Cento

Roast of Thanksgiving ft Jenn Gomez | 175 | WDUTUR by Pete Ruelas and Nick Cento

TODAY! @Pilot_Flyin performs LIVE on @WDUTURpod!!! Pilot blows the roof off the studio & the #weed out of his joint with his new single— Windows Down (available NOW on all platforms) The boys dive deep on #MAPs, the psychopathic elite, and the evil future we now live in. We also talk #Phoenix #HipHop, #Metaverse, and Pilot & Pedro being #girldad's! Plus—Pilot makes a huge announcement..! .

Nick gains man-skills. Pedro stops showering with his parents. CJ blurs the line between activism and advertising. TOPICS: •#TravisScott satanic ritual sacrifice •#AaronRodgers makes a visit to Dr. #JoeRogan •#JoeBiden reads his daughter's diary and poops his pantaloons QUESTION OF THE DAY: When is the right time to stop showering with your kids? Tell us in the comments! PLUS! •#BigBird gets his booster •#Pfizer wipes the smile off #GavinNewsom's face All this and so much more on this PFANATICAL edition of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!! ✌️

TODAY! …on @WDUTURpod Nick cooks a rabbit to secure his place in Pedro's doomsday commune. Pedro stalks his prey on the back nine! CJ has a panic attack live on the air. TOPICS: •Kyle Rittenhouse's lawyer opens the defense with a hard “-er” •Is JFK Jr. coming back from the dead to reinstate Donald Trump as President of the United States?! •Graham Hancock's: Top 10 Primitive Skills to SURVIVE the Apocalypse and IMPROVE Your Golf Swing! PLUS! We analyze pro wrestler, governor, and conspiracy theorist Jesse Ventura's CRINGEWORTHY interview with comedian Theo Von!

Today! …on @WDUTURpod Dr. Shots approves an injection on a Philadelphia subway train. Nurse Pedro walks out due to Tik Tok mandates. A lesbian dog grows a bone (and a beard!) after getting her vaccinations. Topics: •Anything to drown out the whimpers… #puppygate •#JFK files delayed on account of it was the CIA •Is #BrianLaundrie still alive? All this and SO MUCH more on this MAD SCIENCE edition of WDUTUR Podcast!

“You do not need to have gross liberal ideas to be funny!” —CJ's Sister Welcome back to WDUTUR spook-cast! This week: Someone teepeed Nick's tomb! CJ's second coming. Pedro robbed a bank—but all he stole was our hearts… Topics: •Hooters changes focus

REMINDER: You can't change your past… But you *can* change your gender. The boys at WDUTUR are getting kooky and spooky this week! Pedro dresses up like Nick, Nick dresses like a pedophile gym teacher from Squid Game, CJ is put down and made into glitter glue. Topics: •Do we already live in Squid Game? •Andrew Yang is having a party and we're all invited! •Vaccine mandates are racist All this and so much more on this TENTACULAR edition of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!! . Shout out to our comment of the week winner Mike from @wfodicks! Go check their pod out!!! He's hilarious. Then go leave us a comment on YouTube if YOU want to get featured on next week's episode! ✌️

BREAKING: Hilarious podcast releases brand new episode! Who Do You Think You Are? (WDUTURpod) This week: Nick tries to get it in on vacation. Pedro's insurance company has him living out of a hotel like a drug addict. CJ thanks God for his sex life, even though neither of those things exist. Topics: •Is it creepy for a 30-year-old to date a 19-year-old? What if it's just sex? •Facebook whistleblower says social media companies should be less free •How do people meet people in 2021? All this and a whole lot more CRASHING through your optical & auditory canals! …on this week's WDUTUR podcast. From Nick, Pedro, and CJ—amor y paz!!!

Welcome to Phoenix's wildest comedy podcast—Who Do You Think You Are? (@WDUTURpod) This week: Pedro's sleeping at the in-laws' after his house caught on fire! CJ interviewed an anti vax-mandate nurse at the Phoenix protest. Nick won't come until Jesus does! Topics: •Remember phone sex? The boys share their first experiences. •Gabby Petito was toxic (and exactly Nick's type) •Dog the Bounty Hunter has a smoke with Brian Laundrie •Biden's gross hairy arm — is the president on steroids? •Pedro is Rape Charles All this and so much more on this NATIONWIDE MANHUNT edition of WDUTUR podcast! From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

Did you see who's on the latest episode of Who Do You Think You Are? (@WDUTURpod) The boys had a smoke sesh with musician and director Riley Mobz (@riley.mobz) of Young Creatives (@weareyoungcreatives) who premiered his brand new song “Breakdown” live on the show! •Download Riley's new album: Okay 4 Now …dropping Oct 15th!!! Riley told us about the time he flew too high taking edibles on a plane; the time he got rabdomyosis in college; and his superhero movie The Mob Squad, featuring over 90 actors!!! Topics: •Why is anime so popular among black people? •Asian food: it's a family affair! •Do women lie to other women to raise their own stock? All this and a helluva lot more on this BANGER episode of WDUTUR pod! Stay tuned till the end to hear BRAND NEW MUSIC from Riley Mobz—then go follow him on social media and let him know he killed it on our show!!!!! Shout out Lo-Lo's Chicken and Waffles (@loloschickenandwaffles) From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

Did you see what happened on WDUTUR this week? Pedro has a civilized republican c*ck. CJ got to chat with Eric Weinstein. Nick makes his Fox News Dad proud. Topics: •RIP Norm Macdonald •Gandhi was a small-d*ck lawyer •Bush said Q-Anon Shaman is like Bin Laden ________ Plus! The boys react— •Subway chick pistol-whips robber with his own gun! ________ GAME TIME!!! The boys play: “What Race Do You Think You Are?” Can *you* guess the race of the perpetrator based solely on the crime?! Tune in and play for yourself!!!

Have you seen the new episode of Who Do You Think You Are?! For the first time ever, our guest actually crossdressed *with* us! We had thrill seeker and long-time friend of Pedro's, Jessie Prough, in the studio. Jessie has absolutely BONKERS stories about getting arrested on LSD, the time he & his wife joined an ayahuasca blood cult, and an out-of-body experience he had on DMT. Also… •Pedro can't hang out ‘cuz his wife got stuck on a balcony •CJ interviews an anti-vax nurse at a Phoenix Freedom Rally •Nick set a bachelorette party on fire

163: Pedro Went to a Baseball Game and We Yelled at Him by Pete Ruelas and Nick Cento

Caught a wild one here, folks.